Galactic Council Demanded TRIBUTE, Humanity Answered With A Single WORD | Best HFY Stories

[@ssfbob456]

"Captain, I've tapped into the human communications!" "Excellent work. What are they saying?" "They just keep saying...Cadia stands? I don't know what that means..."

[@asmkalrizion7078]

*earth gets destroyed but humanity goes on to wage a multi millenia long war against the xeno alliance*

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

"FIX BAYONETS!"

[@asmkalrizion7078]

@@Cpt.Str4ng3 fix space bayonets

[@Gaara1019]

​@asmkalrizion7078 they're like regular bayonets...but spaceier...

[@nicholastrawinski]

They ARE regular bayonets, it's just that noone hears you die.

[@GuukanKitsune]

"We demand a simple offering of earth and water. As a token of your submission. "Earth and fire... you'll find plenty of both down there." "Threatening an envoy... this is blasphemy... this is madness!" "Madness?" (Pause) " THIS! IS! TERRA!" (boots into a geothermal power shaft)

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

I mean we perfected two things; making rocks more unhealthy and throwing them pretty fast.😂

[@jamesonweimann4720]

If aliens demanded tribute from humanity I can just imagine us sayin “You want tribute? Come and take it. If you can.”

[@paytahblazed6107]

A molon labe moment

[@captainamerica6525]

"Nuts"

[@Jamhael1]

@@jamesonweimann4720 MOLON LABE! *CLANG CLANG*

[@weslooos]

Are you saying sending them a nuke, and 200 railgun shots per minute is not tribute?

[@captainamerica6525]

@@weslooos If their demands are as such that should be the only "tribute" they get.

[@theamiralgarner]

Sound like a galatic HOA

[@Allantitan]

If not 100 times worse

[@JulioMo]

😂😂😂

[@Gaara1019]

Please don't give the Karen's ideas...

[@kittytrail]

​​@Gaara1019 "Earth vs. Space Karens of the Galactic HOA" coming to a theatre soon! 😽👆

[@TimeMaster0]

“Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.” -Robert Goodloe Harper.

[@willhuey687]

I was thinking the same thing

[@jonathanmakuberski8048]

I believe Jefferson said "millions for defence before one cent in tribute" when he was running for president. It was in response to the Barbary Pirates.

[@TimeMaster0]

@@jonathanmakuberski8048 that phrase was a popular federalist slogan and was basically a perfect representation of U.S. foreign policy at the time but Robert Goodloe Harper was the one attributed with coining the phrase.

[@jonathanmakuberski8048]

@@TimeMaster0 Ah, fair enough. I just know the first time I heard it was in the setting of my previous comment. have a good morning.

[@GrumpyOldGuyPlaysGames]

Far too much repetition gives away that this was written by ChatGPT.

[@aztecgoldmontizuma]

My thoughts exactly

[@asmkalrizion7078]

Plus EMP not *disabling* the ships and the human ships using "guerilla tactics" in space...

[@darrynfisher9964]

It's disappointing tbh... Sick of the AI gee humans are so powerful b. S. Personally I think that we'd be lucky to be cattle beasts... Imo

[@deanlute794]

Any youtube channels that have quality stories?

[@captainamerica6525]

Galactic Council: "You will surrender and give us all you have". Earth: "Nuts"

[@shadowpoet4398]

Two words: Asymmetrical Warfare. Wouldn't surprise me if the chief strategists were an Afghani and a US Marine.

[@animeshpanda7602]

Or a Vietnamese war veteran.

[@bigal2876]

Like the answer “nuts”!

[@VlPER007]

I'm not going to lie. That instantly came to mind and I was a little disappointed when it was just "no". Lol

[@SlimHawk733]

​@@VlPER007Same here. Glad I wasn't the only one that was thinking it.

[@Couldnt_let_J.Marston_die]

Yeah, this definitely needs to be edited. No, just doesn't have the same FU energy.

[@AcertifiedBAMF]

Earth out here reminding the council that it is Man who is made in the image of God

[@Raz.C]

You could have made a similar claim of the Roman Gods allowing the Romans to conquer the known world, but then, within 100 years of the Romans adopting Christianity, the entire empire crumbles... Besides, I suspect that aliens would have their own Gods. I seriously doubt ANY alien God/ Gods looked anything like Jesus!

[@gordowg1wg145]

No, "god" is made in the image of man.

[@redacted702]

Give em a nice cup of Liber-TEA

[@Sude23490]

Don’t think they want to see a squad of four hellpods coming down on them

[@DreadlockHolmez]

So long as they don't touch the boats it'll be ok

[@Jamhael1]

The tribute include boats. US boats...

[@pig1330]

@@Jamhael1*autistic screeching* 🦅

[@Jamhael1]

@@pig1330 🤣

[@Thaumogenesis]

So the galactic Home Owners Association.

[@captainamerica6525]

HAHAHA!!!😅😅😂

[@jameswebster7649]

For earth mankind 👍💯💯💯🔥

[@SherlSensor-s1g]

Well go independence day mabey these aliens 👽 should have watched that to see how we deal with 👽 visitors lol

[@saikirito1210]

WE WERE FORGED IN WAR TO CONQUER THE STARS! IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD'VE MADE YOU IN HIS IMAGE, FOR TERRA!

[@lab6068]

Live to love to share .......,.....

[@Cbabilon675]

Definitely need to fix that, and finish the story😊😊

[@TCMECH79]

Sounds like the council has just met the nightmare that is humanity

[@leafabeam]

Like with a sad majority of these types of stories, it's got potential, but it just has too much repetition in exposition and platitudes. It lacks substance and depth and I'd wager the platitudes are partly there to pad out the view time assuming the uploader cared enough to even review this garbage before uploading it. I'm tempted to start my own channel of such stories just to combat the platitudes themselves.

[@redterrorproductions1373]

Its a.i

[@JackWolf1]

This story is decent, but really needs a second pass at editing. The story feels like it should be 20 minutes long, but needed 10 minutes padding to hit a benchmark.

[@nicholastrawinski]

@@JackWolf1 you say that like you think anyone ever bothered to read it before they copied and pasted it for the AI to read it.

[@JackWolf1]

@@nicholastrawinski if I were an optimist, I would say yes. Sadly, optimism is in short supply these days.

[@natehartley1161]

Dude, it’s AI

[@nultimok]

is there a part 2 to this? I want more

[@patrickhamelc1902]

that's two word genius

[@FarkTurloon]

You have to play this at 1.5 speed or you'll die before it ends...

[@tobiasnicol3115]

Thanks! Good idea.

[@Raz.C]

If I have to hear about how "humans are adaptable" even just one more time, there will indeed be death...

[@garronn]

If you are going to use AI to write a story, then please run the script through an editor AI several times to remove bloat.

[@darrynfisher9964]

Just don't use ai

[@OwenKevin-wx7te]

Sounds like the EU

[@dennisporter6000]

Sounds like the u. S, no I mean the democrats.

[@OwenKevin-wx7te]

@@dennisporter6000 There is nothing democratic about them

[@dominickefrim3088]

​@@OwenKevin-wx7teAmerican Democrats are autocratic. Freedom must be regulated and approved.

[@Jcolbert123]

​@@OwenKevin-wx7te Sounds like your mother and father are brother and sister.

[@decrulez]

@@dennisporter6000you sound like you’d drink the Kool-Aid

[@BaddAtom]

good story, but i would improve with numbers. like 550 galactic empire ships ...

[@alexanderwestfield4073]

XENOS!!!

[@kathrynnymanasa3756]

Wilson Jessica Gonzalez Betty Moore George

[@johnbelt5204]

Reiterating the same idea over and over doesnt add anything to the story. A full third of the text could have been left out and the story would have been just as good, maybe better.

[@disgruntledtoons]

KZbin needs to stop uploading of automated narrations of ChatGPT-written garbage.

[@amehayami934]

I really hope the answer isn't "fuk you" because all that is going to show the aliens is how stupid people from earth is because "fuk you" IS 2 WORDS! Lol Humans are Space Orcs.

[@ccConcerts]

Once I heard " palpable" I knew the rest would be trash.

[@windirono5409]

The only thing I don’t like about these stories is the filler “humans are this…then two minutes later it’s describing the same thing again and again”

[@AA-le2zv]

Like this little stories at work

[@jamesrsmith8558]

Repeating the story over and over with just slightly different wording. AI WRITTEN AI READ.SHIT

[@victortatevosyan4001]

There is no such thing as a benevolent overseeer

[@jamesdoyle9148]

Ok so advanced alien space ship can be stopped by an E.M.P. from earth so space has no large magnetic fields And of course the humans win

[@deweywolf]

Why are there such jarring inconsistencies in this story?

[@theproudamerican1967]

These stories are AI generated. That's why the average 5th grader can write a better story.

[@BryinWillis-e8g]

Tuesday

[@weslooos]

ah yes, the roman problem, the moment you say we are superior to everyone else, and one of them defi's you the only selution is distruction or losing the hold on your own empire and you have a chain reaction of revolts. there are and have been many country's and empires whit that problem.

[@felixkommey2505]

Sounds like America and EU

[@rowdyharger2799]

To much filler, not needed sentences. You lose my attention repeatedly. Though I enjoyed to core of the storyline

[@Shedspider]

Resilience is fast becoming my new hated word. Cant these AI's think of something else to describe our stubbornness or drive to survive ? Also to keep saying "alien technology" is pointless and annoying as all aliens use 'alien technology'. What else are they going to use ?

[@asmkalrizion7078]

An "emp like weapon" used on space ships would outright disable them, not just make them hard to use, then the "guerilla tactics" in... space... idk what kind of logic this is, this sounds AI generated.

[@tractorfeed7602]

Too repetitive with words like resilience and unpredictability and adaptability

[@SherlSensor-s1g]

Yes they said f y for Ukraine and for earth dam alien or in will smith welcome to earth then knocks alien out with a punch

[@samschellhase8831]

This one felt a bit repetitive. How many times are we going to be reminded that humans are unpredictable? And how dominant the council is? Even the interesting bits are glossed very quickly, and the narrator is explaining obvious parts of the story. Makes for a very bland story

[@Dagauret]

I can tell you took English class.... I'm 16 min in and I can't listen to anymore. All you've done is taken the info from the first 2 minutes and repeated it in different ways 😮‍💨

[@murph19611]

Earth was invaded by planet F..ktard back in early 1963, there take over is complete in 2024...😅

[@jeffglenn7609]

Why can't a I describe actual warfare in raw detail. Like a real novel,?

[@seanbrazell7095]

Inspired by Ukraine I think.