Game of Thrones Abridged #77: Tyrion I, ACOK

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@thatguydrew73
@thatguydrew73 Жыл бұрын
Listening to this 4 years after it streamed and the winds of winter still isn’t finished
@shutit8949
@shutit8949 Жыл бұрын
neither is acok abridged
@miketrujillo3677
@miketrujillo3677 Жыл бұрын
We're here forever
@samwinchester1326
@samwinchester1326 Жыл бұрын
We're doomed 😊
@davidharrison7825
@davidharrison7825 Жыл бұрын
All our hopes will turn to ashes in our mouths 🥰🥰🥰
@acady4460
@acady4460 8 ай бұрын
One day my prince will come (more Davos chapters)
@evancarlson5805
@evancarlson5805 7 ай бұрын
It's surreal hearing someone talk about Tyrek without saying anything about horses.
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 Жыл бұрын
I like how Stannis is eating bootstraps in storm's end while Danerys is being born
@Ghiscari
@Ghiscari 2 жыл бұрын
“I feel like there only should be one moment where the capital is burning” This aged like a fine milk
@mementomori771
@mementomori771 Жыл бұрын
Shwift anytime a character is annoyed "is this an insecurity"
@rubbish_kat
@rubbish_kat 8 ай бұрын
Petyr is like the proto incel. Gets rejected once in favor of a bigger, buffer dude and decides to make it the whole worlds problem.
@shazzy544
@shazzy544 2 жыл бұрын
1:36:00 I think theres a kind of interesting parallel here between Tyrion and Chella. Chella takes her opponents ears to give them a chance to win it back, because them being alive heightens her prestige essentially, while also making it more dangerous for her. Tyrion continually insults and aggravates people and does not kill them (for example, not killing Pycelle/locking him away permanently) purely because of his love of "the game" of winding people up, exactly the same as Chella.
@w0ttheh3ll
@w0ttheh3ll 2 жыл бұрын
true
@AltSchwiftX
@AltSchwiftX 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for listening everyone! And thanks Almesad98 for the donation (:
@harrypicard6995
@harrypicard6995 6 жыл бұрын
No, Thank you..
@ethnomusicologist1
@ethnomusicologist1 6 жыл бұрын
Deepak Rao nice msg man !
@theOwnuts
@theOwnuts 2 жыл бұрын
Schwifting starts at 2:24 :)
@dragonrider4339
@dragonrider4339 Жыл бұрын
I loved when Tyrian told the mountain man “ cut off his manhood feed it to the goats” 😂 there are no goats half man.. well make due! 😂😂 his banter with the mountain men was funny.. 😂
@greenmanofthewoods6060
@greenmanofthewoods6060 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I get so happy when I see these haha...
@stephaniemorris1706
@stephaniemorris1706 6 жыл бұрын
Reece Foreman because there so damn great (:
@btarczy5067
@btarczy5067 3 жыл бұрын
I want a "Solid Hello Rock" tattoo that plays the Arrested Development jingle when you press it. Not sure where it would go but I will be sure to show it to potential employers.
@verifiedactualgamer
@verifiedactualgamer 6 жыл бұрын
Starts at 2:24
@aribafaheem7847
@aribafaheem7847 6 жыл бұрын
The star sportsman thing is so true around here. Imran Khan was the captain of the Pakistani cricket team in the 1992 World Cup where Pakistan won, and now he leads a major political party and is a member of the national assembly.
@anabolicjesus6717
@anabolicjesus6717 2 жыл бұрын
Yea what about Romario aye. Star footballer famous for partying and womanizing during his career which inspired the next generation of brazilians to waste their talent in night clubs who is now like some fucking senator lvl big balls government hombre in brazil
@oberstul1941
@oberstul1941 6 жыл бұрын
Tyrion might have his insecurities, but I don't think that his constant referring to his own stature and condition in a derogatory manner underlines an insecurity, because remember what he told Jon about "making of one's weakness one's shied/strength and they'll never be able to harm you with it". Cheers!
@conormurphy4328
@conormurphy4328 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@humblegamer7876
@humblegamer7876 2 жыл бұрын
no he tells himself that as part of his insecurity the whole point is that it's bad advice he projects onto bastard and cripples because that's how he views himself etc
@oberstul1941
@oberstul1941 2 жыл бұрын
@@humblegamer7876 being a fictional book, that bit of advice may yet turn out to be good or bad in the end; it all depends on how much a gardener/architect GRRM fancies himself to be; IRL tho, I think Tyrion's advice to Jon was good and solid. "don't forget who you are, maybe make some fun of it so you won't get high and mighty and don't listen to the haters". I know a number of people who (most probably independently of Tyrion's asoif advice) took that to heart and didn't suffer for it.
@kyleyjs
@kyleyjs 2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Ravenheart there's a difference between accepting yourself and touting your flaws every chance you get. For example, let's say a person is dumb, accepting themselves would look something like asking for help when unsure, asking additional questions during explanations and deferring to others judgement over yours more often. Tyrion's use of the "accept yourself" advice would be something like "perhaps you can help me since I'm so fucking stupid." It's good advice, the issue is Tyrion never follows it, he doesn't accept himself, he's drenched in self-hatred, self-pity and bitterness for everyone. This comes out not in "using his flaws as armor" but instead as reminding everyone he cannot be anything more than an imp. Just like the aforementioned dumb person, if you constantly remind everyone that you're stupid you'll never be seen as anything more than stupid rather than giving people a chance to think more of you, you define yourself for them.
@christiangarrity6889
@christiangarrity6889 2 жыл бұрын
I think these things may be one and the same
@drk680
@drk680 2 жыл бұрын
666th like. The impact this will have on the internet and my legacy couldn’t possibly be smaller but here we are.
@cathsaigh2197
@cathsaigh2197 Жыл бұрын
Wheel of Time has a lot more prophesies. It has secret identities too, though perhaps less so, depending on which ones count.
@margaritaquiroga8712
@margaritaquiroga8712 4 жыл бұрын
I'm catching up and I'm a little sad because there will be no more abridges to listen to... 😭😭😭
@DasGam3rz
@DasGam3rz 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes before the show ended. Good times.
@RadMad789
@RadMad789 6 жыл бұрын
Missed the live stream, but shout out to the #schwiftysquad
@stephaniemorris1706
@stephaniemorris1706 6 жыл бұрын
Maddy C I did too :(
@dodes2698
@dodes2698 3 жыл бұрын
I have a riddle for you: Two Alts are in a room and beckon a viewer to kill the other, Alt Shift X says 'I make high quality media with professionalism, kill At Schwift X' while Alt Schwift X says 'I make authentic improvisational media with viewer interaction, kill Alt Shift X'; who lives, who dies?
@jovial.milieu
@jovial.milieu 3 жыл бұрын
It's a trick question, because Alt Schwift X takes a hidden hello rock out of his pocket, and throws it at Alt Shift X's head! Solved.
@ceilingfanenthusiast6041
@ceilingfanenthusiast6041 3 жыл бұрын
Alt Shift dies every time
@KlaraL-_-
@KlaraL-_- 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing chapter, thank you! It was good to see some Varys again.
@ethnomusicologist1
@ethnomusicologist1 6 жыл бұрын
Klara L conleth hill is from my part of the world , one time my dog was doing a pee and conleth had to wait to pass by, my dog almost peed on varys !!
@josephforgione54
@josephforgione54 Жыл бұрын
Alt shwift has become my new grrm... years per episode now:( between grrm shwift and glidus I just torture myself with u finished series
@adipsous
@adipsous 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, god, that story of Mary the Elephant.
@skippycoulter
@skippycoulter 6 жыл бұрын
Some phone browsers let you listen to youtube in the background
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 Жыл бұрын
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated -Arya
@Taurickk
@Taurickk 6 жыл бұрын
Loving the shout out for goon-sacks aka the Frankston Handbag
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 5 ай бұрын
I continue to enjoy
@jessrandyss
@jessrandyss 5 жыл бұрын
27:25 blessed be, schwifty
@calikal1968
@calikal1968 6 жыл бұрын
It happened again... I missed it... wierd thing is that I didn’t get any warning... But the good news is to wake up to a new chapter of Acok XD ! Hi to all Schwifty Sqwad! And as usual thank you Alt! Have all a nice Sunday! Edit: Yeahhhhhhh podcastttttttt!!! Double thank you!
@kaybee4850
@kaybee4850 7 ай бұрын
Eventually it's 2 dwarfs 1 vessel
@MdB92
@MdB92 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Schwift, could you ask a certain Alt Shift X to make a video about Shae? Her story arc, book vs tv show, and whether she really loved Tyrion and when (and why) she exactly started betraying him (by going over to Tywin)?
@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319
@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319 2 жыл бұрын
1:10:17 Then again, if Tyrion's aware that Cersei is a Narcissist, he is moving in the right direction. Since the nicer you are to a Narcissist, the more the Narcissist will continue to hound and harass you, since they perceive kindness as a kind of weakness to be exploited.
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 Жыл бұрын
The kingslayer 🐗
@WorthlessWinner
@WorthlessWinner 2 жыл бұрын
1:27:00 interesting! that's the scene that made me realize the show was unsalvagable
@rodneyruxin5986
@rodneyruxin5986 6 жыл бұрын
+Rob Stewart, please keep making abridged episodes
@josephmoenrevolution
@josephmoenrevolution 6 жыл бұрын
I liked a lot about the Yuuzhan Vong, and the idea that the civilization being a looming threat, a fleet in being, influencing the decisions of some of the greatest anatagonists of the EU, added some depth and necessary perspective to the story. However, some of the living planet related twists to the story were really dumb. They hate the force because their mommy planet took it from them for being bad warlike kiddies? C'mon.
@Kriegerdammerung
@Kriegerdammerung 3 жыл бұрын
1:41:48 it was Varys who told Lord Eddard that, in Eddard XV, AGOT. "Honour is for suckers", lol A pity Juan knocked our beloved narrator with the 2×4 plank :/
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 Жыл бұрын
Tyrion, acting Hand for Tywin. Timmet, acting Hand for Tyrion. Lommy Greenhands, acting Hand for Timmet. Old Nan, acting Hand for Lommy Greenhands. Nimble Dick Crabb, acting Hand for Old Nan. Then of course Acting Hand for Nimble Dick Crabb, Tywin.
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed
@imnotamon
@imnotamon 6 жыл бұрын
I miss listening to these live streams, give schwifty a brew and a mic and you’ll get fucking gold
@hermeticascetic
@hermeticascetic 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think varus was threatening Tyrion. I looked at it as him helping Tyrion realize exactly where he was. I always thought he had a bit of an empathetic relationship with him because of his being a eunuch
@cathsaigh2197
@cathsaigh2197 Жыл бұрын
Is the *sellsword* really a sellsword if he doesn't choose the gold? I don't think cats feel inferior to statues, they have more confidence than that.
@crewchannel4591
@crewchannel4591 2 жыл бұрын
Smiling friends is kind of like GOT when you think about it. There's magic but also way more brutal realism.
@markgonzalez107
@markgonzalez107 2 жыл бұрын
i thought Shwift was about to Aslan us with the i was there bit.
@STOMMEKLEGE
@STOMMEKLEGE 6 жыл бұрын
Damn what a coincidence I just read this chapter
@ianwinter514
@ianwinter514 Жыл бұрын
gesundheit= health; good health
@greenmanofthewoods6060
@greenmanofthewoods6060 6 жыл бұрын
SPOILER : KAHL DROGO WAS BILBOS DAD.
@KlaraL-_-
@KlaraL-_- 6 жыл бұрын
Frodo´s dad actually.
@greenmanofthewoods6060
@greenmanofthewoods6060 6 жыл бұрын
My bad, you are correct. I was getting schwifty at the time.
@adamverchimak20
@adamverchimak20 6 жыл бұрын
No more Westwood until we get more uploads to main channel
@nateosborne7361
@nateosborne7361 3 жыл бұрын
Drunk Schwift lowkey sorta roasted my depressed ass but like also it’s hard to escape to the slump and I personally thought that was what grrm was tryna illustrate in the later Tyrion chapters
@ZaeBae22
@ZaeBae22 6 жыл бұрын
dany will accidentally blow up kingslanding because she won't know about the wildfire underground :)
@nikilakestani2970
@nikilakestani2970 4 жыл бұрын
You and schift really sort of predicted the future eh?
@fulviopontarollo2952
@fulviopontarollo2952 3 жыл бұрын
Wait is this the longest episode ever done?
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen 2 жыл бұрын
Tyrion freed his brother. He committed treason.🔥🐉
@ILikedGooglePlus
@ILikedGooglePlus 2 жыл бұрын
1:37:32
@yetipotato8567
@yetipotato8567 3 жыл бұрын
Yuuzan Wong sounds too much like beating a dead horse. But hey why make a new universe if you can just use the same old. Its like fanfic of would jedi win a space marine
@thomasmartin4281
@thomasmartin4281 3 жыл бұрын
no red delicious
@margaritaquiroga8712
@margaritaquiroga8712 3 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is not as good as the others because he's a late player
@hollin220
@hollin220 6 жыл бұрын
please mind the gap
@shadedbear6414
@shadedbear6414 7 ай бұрын
I live very close to where that elephant was hanged 100% true. It murdered a woman and paid for its crime
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 5 ай бұрын
Animals can’t commit murder
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk Ай бұрын
I don't believe you!
@shadedbear6414
@shadedbear6414 Ай бұрын
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk 1916 erwin Tn her name was Mary
@Ssatran
@Ssatran 2 жыл бұрын
Please never say "corpsy-dorpsy" again. Thank you.
@tarasis2722
@tarasis2722 4 жыл бұрын
yucky. this guy tries too hard. just, relax ok?
@willfischer6007
@willfischer6007 Жыл бұрын
clearly this guy has never had a single greasy chin description before
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