Game of Thrones Abridged #92: Sansa II, ACOK

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[@seanfilderar2377]

This series will always be "ACOK abridged" to me.

[@Spoogebro]

A cock abridged

[@joeinnocente2219]

Can’t wait until we eventually get to A Storm of Swords for ASS Abridged

[@nobleactual7616]

@@joeinnocente2219 We see what you're doing George

[@Gwestytears]

Acockabridged

[@wolfe6819]

@@Gwestytears Gesundheit

[@max5130]

That Welcome is what I wanna hear when I leave this plane and transcend to gods cloud garden

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Beautifully put.

[@warpedwhimsical]

Imagine the wow prologue chapter is from the perspective of ser pounce and we see all the fallout in the red keep of Varys assassinating Kevan through the eyes of a cat, and then the chapter ends with ser pounce getting killed by Balerion. Or maybe the opposite, maybe it’s from Balerion’s perspective and the ending is Ser Pounce rising up with his homies to take him out. The kitten has three heads ???

[@NostalgiaChubby]

'maybe Leviticus isn't all it's cracked up to be" is my new t-shirt

[@theletterm5425]

Missed the livestream but watched it as soon as I could. Another excellent instalment in the ACOK Abridged Saga.

[@notribadsvault]

I think you’re a bit too harsh on the old gods. They don’t demand human sacrifice, they merely enjoy it as an occasional treat that they reward with spooky tree powers. I’m weird goth hippies all the way.

[@evasofia7142]

MISSED U SO MUCH

[@TheAlaskinKumquat224]

I love these so much I’ve been starting a tradition rewatching them all around Halloween/before Christmas

[@JJ__]

Finally caught a live stream. Best KZbin channel ever.

[@ryan.holland]

YES YOURE HERE

[@coopy6425]

I love these videos so much great entertainment thank you for all your content

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

Gods wood.. seen by many eyes... “a thousand eyes and one” ya might say???

[@louiscassis3426]

I find it fitting that Jeyne Poole and Theon escape together. Similar experiences of loosing their identity.

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

I will answer injustice with justice.💥🔥💥💥

[@thyagosaints]

One of the best so far

[@JoeNasr123]

Actually, as of today, Sansa Stark has not yet taken ACOK 😂

[@nobleactual7616]

Those were the most accurate auto generated captions I've ever seen

[@faisalkamal4319]

#onlyfollowingorders - Hound

[@lopezland8436]

i am half way through the playlist

[@evancarlson5805]

It's interesting that you recognize that some of the gods have done miracles and use that as evidence that people will leave the faith of the seven instead of evidence that the seven will start doing miracles. A high sparrow with actual magical power, perhaps?

[@ObiJohnKenobi67]

I mean the Seven did save Davos and maybe Tyrion so they might have some control over fate.

[@llamalady]

Late happy bday Cara :)

[@faisalkamal4319]

F balerion

[@faisalkamal4319]

EAT THE RICH

[@fazediamond5671]

I’m watching this in 1.5 n I’m shocked how much u stutter

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

he's got one ear, it happens

[@GrimgoreIronhide]

Hang on hang on, your confusing two Narnia characters and fusing them together. The evil bear is the one from the end of The Horse and His Boy, Prince Corin defeats him in a 12 round boxing match, but the whole thing is mentioned in passing and we dont know the details. Its unfair to doubt the reformation of the Lapsed Bear as we dont know his circumstances. He could have been anything from a mildly belligerent drunk to a child flaying Tash worshiping abomination, we dont really have the story. The bear from the last battle who turns sort of good ish at the end was tricked into fighting for the Calormens in the first place, he was never actually evil. He dies at the very end and his last words are "I dont understand" I gptz me Reepicheep avatar, its my duty to defend C.S. Lewis's work from drunken Alt Schwifties. I should enlist the aid of Alt Shift X to do some Narnia videoes and counter the vile slander levied against The Lapsed Bear by the villian Alt Schwift X.

[@cathsaigh2197]

Arya wouldn't consider killing herself with the knife, she'd be thinking of stabbing whoever is trying to capture her with the pointy end.

[@Jonjzi]

Shit, I don't want to be slapped by no cookie

[@faisalkamal4319]

I am here I am queer - dontos hollard

[@Gwestytears]

When is ADOS abridged coming

[@btarczy5067]

#alternativetimelinesixyearshiftunproblematicsansanship

[@camdude2000]

Omg needed this

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

It really makes you FEEL like you’re receiving false hope

[@madbeastyeti3850]

I thought the "Seven" protected Storms End which is why Davos needed to smuggle in past some kind of vale so they would be able to conduct assassin on the Knight who refused to give up the castle

[@jackhill3273]

Ser Courtney Penrose

[@jessrandyss]

Cheers

[@miketrujillo3677]

Mom

[@josephthomason447]

citation needed for the shindig thing schwifty. Most etymologies relate the word to "shindy" which is an old word for a party, some speculation that it might have Gaelic origins relating to "sintaeg" (jump). The first known use is in 1842, so it seems unlikely that this was an observation of an indigenous custom from colonial times. There are a myriad of Indigenous burial practices in the Americas, but I'm not aware of anyone using human shins as digging implements, sometimes animal bones were used for that purpose. Thanks for abridging the entirety of this book series over the years, please keep going you madman.

[@jordanthomas7702]

I can't tell if you're being serious, or if you're fully aware that most of these tales he tells are sarcastic lol