Game of Thrones Abridged #89: Tyrion III, ACOK

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[@joannaellis7890]

In defense of Tyrion, while making every smith in the city drop what they're doing to work for him may not be great for the economy, Stannis sacking the city wouldn't exactly help the economy either lol

[@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729]

57:33 That would have probably been the best choice. All Cersei had to do was have one black haired child. It would have saved her own children’s lives and the realm. But Cersei is so spiteful that she could never forgive Robert for his crime of grieving over his lost love. It would have been interesting had she accidentally had one Baratheon. I’d imagine it would be like a Tyrion/Tywin dynamic. She’d hate her own child for reminding her of Robert. I’d imagine Cersei would want her own child dead and that would conflict with her facade as a loving mother. It would also place the child as the successor to Robert if Littlefinger was equally successful in provoking war in this scenario. It would become more of a civil war over Joffrey and this child than the Clash of Kings.

[@camerongroves812]

Damn barely missed it. Please do these more frequently friendo. We're moving at a George Martin pace.

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

Maybe we'll get TWOW before the end of abridged content

[@Igor_054]

​@@pmmeyourdadjokes9811No, we won't.

[@vishalkrishna6344]

I need more Schwiften in my life

[@nklinef]

Red lights don’t affect your night vision. So for a business that runs at night, your customers can get to business immediately instead waiting for their eyes to adjust. Especially if you are about to go directly into a dark room. Even in ancient times, it is known.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

That’s why I cover my flashlight with red translucent foil when I’m up to nefarious shit. C:

[@kayjeld1813]

As a Dutchy, I know this for uh... Reasons

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

@@kayjeld1813 my man

[@olasarcasm]

Boiled leather sounds delicious

[@leebarbs7176]

Doesn't hold a candle to Boiled Denim!

[@theanarchistcook]

The chain is a reference to the defenses at Constantinople.

[@greentea7180]

I think GRRM has a similar take on the passing of time, to him only a few weeks have passed since DoD dropped...

[@granthill1412]

25:12 that's actually a thing in the United States called the Defense Production Act. It was used recently during COVID to have private companies produce medical PPE and other equipment.

[@winterlord9942]

And then littlefinger looks back to see if someone is watching him after watching through the hole in the door, as if he is aware of the troupe.

[@WorthlessWinner]

According to the website, personality database, Mao and Tyrion share a personality type

[@youtubeunderground2990]

So glad I got to catch the 3 year anniversary of AGOT Abridged

[@cconchampm]

What about Varys using his disguise ability to kill Kevan? Wasn't that an amazing use?

[@prof.cecilycogsworth3204]

That was a treat! Thanks very much.

[@cslack813]

The old minceroo. I’ve been using the one my great grandfather bought with his first earnings in the mines.

[@coolcat3815]

How the F did I miss this channel for sooooo long!!?!?!?

[@Flyingfoxman]

Take Down is one of the Pokemon moves you were thinking of.

[@rcutler9]

Or struggle

[@Namecomelater]

Rediscovered my love of Schwifty streams since being trapped inside. Now I'm getting withdrawal symptoms again and we don't want that. Gotta get a lockdown special on the go ;)

[@MasterPhilbo]

Tyrion used Double Edge

[@jackhill3273]

Tyrion takes damage from recoil.

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

I love me some kings landing scenes

[@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729]

30:37 The difference is in free society’s you can find the truth. In China: the party owns the truth.

[@CiceroMagnus]

Nothing worse than hearing alt ramble about secondhand stories he's heard about Chinese history. At least he recognizes the potential biases at the end.

[@mack4691]

Hey that's alt schwift to you buddy

[@adamrutgersson648]

Please make Game of Thrones speedrun

[@andrxsinho5626]

I bet you'll finish ADWD and Winds of Winter still wont be out

[@belisarius6949]

Its the year 3067. George finally finished his last book, proudly showing it to everyone. The starving rugged locals look at him weirdly as he stands in this post apocolyptic wasteland.

[@beastboydion7740]

1:02:46 it been 4 years 😢

[@Idalych]

Varys is Jaqan Hagar?

[@Terrantular]

Can someone explain to me the irony in the ship name "Sweet Cersei"?

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

It’s naming a tank Kim Kardashian it’s ironic this machine of death after something supposedly nice and lovely

[@Chillerll]

It always reminds me of sweet D from always sunny in Philadelphia. Kaitlin Olson should have played Cersei in the show btw

[@nightsage217]

No wonder honest people dont success in their life, truth hurts alot.

[@Ssatran]

Please never say "bump gibley bits against each other" again. Thank you.

[@yestoES355]

Damn remember when game of thrones was good and every casual was a “fan”

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

I will answer injustice with justice 💥🔥🐉🐲🐉🔥💥

[@RankChoiceVoting]

No way, in Alameda???

[@francescapatti2934]

I actually love the vibe of Chatayas too. Also the fact that everyone looks down on prostitutes but they are clearly intelligent women (at least some) Esp at like high end brothels like Chatayas. They are trained in the art of intimacy and not only sex. They are actresses bc they gotta make the duded believe they LIKE them. They play chess apparently😂 But then women are underestimated all the time we see that with Sansa too for example. Idk if Im being silly but its interesting to me that these women and girls who have to do this are so looked down upon even though theyd have no market if men wouldnt like it 😂

[@faisalkamal4319]

Tyrion's marriage didn't last long

[@faisalkamal4319]

So you trust half Jaime 😂

[@tabeeb99]

Long time coming

[@yeyehastaol2155]

you think 16 year olds dont have sex now? also in the span of the same 5 minute you praise or something like that being sex worker in the temple?

[@Golden_Rabbit]

I’ve always find Tyrion annoying. But Jon’s chapters are so boring. It’s such a torture to finish his chapters for me.