Game Theory: Can a Goose DESTROY YOUR LIFE? (Untitled Goose Game)

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Untitled Goose Game is a gem no one anticipated. I've seen a few theories floating around about this game but there was one question none of them answered. Is a real life goose smart enough to accomplish what the feathered protagonist of Untitled Goose Game does? Yes, I really want to know. Get your feathers ready, Theorists. Today, we will calculate the IQ of a goose!
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Writers: Matthew Patrick
Researchers: Jason Parker and Justin Kuiper
Editors: Dan "Cybert" Seibert and Tyler Mascola
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
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[@ajjohnson7674]

Fun fact: Japanese crows have learned to pick up coins off the ground and put it in vending machines

[@pillowmoment]

I want to see that That sounds cool

[@peacemuffin9536]

This is the type of stuff that keeps me up at night.

[@randumbguest]

the bird uprising

[@zacheryvincentcallahan4485]

Well did they also punch in the numbers or was that not yet established by them yet?

[@stupidthings8753]

Oh god one step closer to the bird uprising

[@OldGravy2005]

Human does nothing* Goose: Peace was never an option

[@lukedowsing9532]

Finlay Daley lol if these Australian developers new what they were doing they would’ve made the goose a magpie

[@biogimint2628]

Yes

[@NovaTrickster]

Goose: Develops a Stand. *

[@lukedowsing9532]

Springy Hoi I got 22

[@hellsjanitor666]

@@SpringyAnim you didn't get 22?

[@buzzybeeboi]

“Can a goose ruin your life?” Yes. (*outro plays*)

[@Muho_is_me]

"hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question: can a goose ruin your life? Yes. BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"

[@silvie626]

As a Canadian I can confirm, this game is insanely accurate

[@rosegoldgod7630]

As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate

[@aistiera_chaosandmusic]

Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.

[@Ikury_X]

@@aistiera_chaosandmusic fr man

[@SquiddyGod]

Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol

[@silvie626]

@@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too

[@AlexPerez-tv1zg]

Me: hears puns Me: *Peace was never an option*

[@letsrank9349]

I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.

[@letsrank9349]

Never mind it just went up anyway

[@boot_epik]

Human: *breathes* Goose: *so anyways, I started blasting*

[@lucasqianzhengxu]

I see. A fellow memer as well

[@Cheese_man539]

Crappy B?

[@TheOneEyedScholar-Official]

instead of blasting,make it honking

[@Azeriiall]

Annoying Goose hjonking

[@terrariaterraria7196]

Goose: so anyways i started honking

[@SnowLily123]

Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.

[@mihir_deo]

You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.

[@SnowLily123]

@@mihir_deo I am aware

[@Piper_McLean345]

Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.

[@cheezitmanGG]

The bird puns were fowl, it ruffled my feathers and I never quacked up once.

[@Nubbinedits]

>_

[@asavage2215]

Me: leaves knife outside cuz I had to get some more bread The goose that lives outside my house: peace was never an option

[@asavage2215]

L o l

[@kuyentime5877]

**Jschlatt memories**

[@fb7923]

LOL

[@professorxivass]

MatPat: I can't think of a good movie bird pun. Me: Fly Hard.

[@bugsbunny5005]

That's with Goose Willis right?

[@qeniray9105]

@@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.

[@Xvanity10]

Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar

[@mxddysneverland4043]

@@Xvanity10 using his flightsaber

[@beta4163]

No no nooooo

[@genperspective399]

2:53 Took me a minute to realize the pattern. At first thought it had to do with including an odd number vs. not, but the first part and the question of 1600 vs 1700 include ones at the beginning. After a moment, it hit me. 225 is a perfect square. I thought about it with 169 and 900, and surely enough, the #'s Frankie likes are all perfect squares, so it must be 1600 (40 squared)

[@Acere3]

I thought it had to do with the actual look of the numbers 💀 the numbers they liked had open lines and it seemed like the ones they didn't had closed lines (8, 4, etc) so I thought 1700 💀

[@auramint]

Oh. I thought that it was multiples of eight so 1700.

[@Fury2580]

took me a while too, when i figured it out i scrolled through the comments to see who else actually tried to figure it out.

[@MatiNuva1724]

I thought it was 1700 becuse the number Frankie likes was always higher than the one He doesn't like

[@hunter_hiebert]

2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.

[@suspiciouswolf933]

The bird puns alone were enough to ruffle my feathers

[@jayceyanimatesstuff]

Heheheheheh

[@bryanarguetta682]

8:17 goose have big brain

[@andrewreid7328]

I approve

[@felixroux]

Think you're clever do you? Well toucan play at this game.

[@ItBePatYo]

@@felixroux So you think YOU'RE clever, huh? Well, duck you!

[@pixel3152]

Everyone: how many puns do you want in this episode? Mattpat: *yes*

[@cryscer4099]

Nigahiga enters the chat

[@AlmightyMiau]

LOL 69 likes

[@poyo2830]

I can’t quacking believe it!

[@Malthizar]

Maude Garrett would be proud

[@nicholasbrown7346]

Matpat: yes Scott Cawthorn: yes Matpat: what the heck i only said yes! Scott Cawthorn: i know but you need a break from FNaF Matpat: so? Scott Cawthorn: YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE Matpat: WHY?! Scott Cawthorn: yes

[@nyteshade8125]

If you just look at the individual 4 sided polygons themselves then there are 9 total 4-sided figures, if you can combine them to make bigger squares, then there are 23 total 4-sided figures.

[@ThatsMe123.]

Man, MatPat’s dad jokes have leveled up 😅

[@lukasverduzco9493]

Everyone asks why the goose is so smart, but nobody asks why the game is untitled.

[@Kikkatar.]

They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.

[@Ch1ps_cha0s]

the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title

[@mariodamian9477]

@@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*

[@ItsMeChair1]

Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?

[@lukasverduzco9493]

@@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence

[@catgirl-gway]

i haven’t watched yet, but as a canadian who has been harassed by geese, i can confirm that yes, they can ruin your life

[@Goodbye_Erii]

I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled

[@Val.Kyrie.]

Fellow Canadian. Yes. My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.

[@gatchaggs2ndacount]

This is so goose-full! I can't bawk-levit

[@lifesqa5851]

10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)

[@elsaemuu9990]

Matpat: a way to measure IQ is by an animals capability to problem solve Small object is in the middle of my hallway My 50lbs dog: *intense panicking*

[@tobyfox2199]

That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway

[@hexagonalchaos]

my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.

[@kindatim1798]

That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!

[@randomgayperson_Atlas]

Something gets stuck on my cat's foot My cat: Run. 🤦‍♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"

[@iMpzExists]

we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it

[@pd23]

Missed opportunity to say “I was sent on a wild goose chase” I’m disappointed

[@sagehernandez1844]

pd23 that’s why he didn’t get nominated for best writing 😔

[@stargesor_official6234]

@@sagehernandez1844 Lol yea

[@Tw0Dots]

Alexandra Hernandez daaamn

[@sharkyj368]

Same on you matpat

[@michaelb.3006]

Lolololololol

[@genperspective399]

16:00 I count 25 four-sided figures from the diagram and 26 if you count the square it is contained in

[@cosmicrobot2318]

How haven't I seen this already it's been 3 years and I love chaos/puzzle games

[@juliaharvie518]

Matt: "Can you believe in the wild geesee aren't afraid of people" Any one who has ever been chased by a goose ever "YOU DON'T SAY"

[@Blaeyk]

Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose

[@Fato4Life]

el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day

[@Blaeyk]

Fatima Shams yes day

[@joshuajobi1456]

underestimated goose: peace was never an option

[@nelly7202]

Geese are scary

[@seansquiers6506]

Fun fact: when a crow dies it's flock pretty much has a funeral in which each crow goes up to the dead crow and then flies off

[@tomhill3248]

That fact is not as fun as you might think...

[@seansquiers6506]

@@tomhill3248 yeah

[@everblue2277]

Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!

[@tomhill3248]

@@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!

[@dabigpig_yt5965]

Everblue 22 epic

[@alldayagain]

I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing

[@nutsi3]

2:34 1600… I know it’s correct but the way I got it is probably wrong… I got it by thinking that 1700 is too obvious because all of them are bigger

[@ramona7692]

2013: Is Link Dead? 2019: CAN A GOOSE RUIN YOUR LIFE????

[@vqsxd]

Ramona Downgrades

[@logicalwren2326]

2013: pretty reasonable question 2019: pretty weird

[@ogslegacy7703]

Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital

[@jason4443]

@@vqsxd Upgrade. FTFY

[@luccamalualves8261]

Fnaf broke him

[@sarjarnesto3175]

Tom Nook wants his bells, goose only wants to live.

[@juliusroman8616]

that's what I thought

[@Beauryllium]

lmao

[@haseenabadshah5381]

269 likes lmao

[@flameman1188]

15:36 So I got the answer corrected, but I just thought he didn't like the number 8 😅

[@yourL0calToaster]

Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.

[@ohio2.056]

Human: peace wasn't an option? Goose: never has been.🦆

[@milkywaycafe.]

Especially with Canadian geese 😰

[@Pizza7478]

@@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V

[@Goosea]

Never will be

[@garrettsmith8562]

I can't believe you went for Goose Willis when Ryan Gosling is literally right there.

[@f-35alightningii79]

Ryan Goosling is such a cliche joke it’s not funny.

[@krbthewitch]

Too easy.

[@packrunnabski]

That's a *Whip nae naes* bruh moment

[@stevenbobbybills]

Fly Hard

[@scrapykatofficial]

15:48 I had to randomly guess to figure it out, glad to know that's how I'll get through life

[@lifesqa5851]

15:59 There are either 4, 9, or 13 depending on how you count them

[@MicCheckMemoirs]

*Human doing human things* Goose: so you have decided death

[@redcxctus2895]

I keep finding u commenting

[@lonelyones]

Random person: So how much do you love Matpat's theories? Me: Enough to sit through like 10 more bird puns than are acceptable.

[@anjailbakeer]

This is my favorite comment.

[@kyran195]

i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns

[@gghhfgghhfy2320]

pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard

[@memowl3663]

You sat through 11000

[@SnowLily123]

1:15 I can’t believe he forgot about Flappy Bird… The gall of this man. >:(

[@going_loney]

Goose rap🤣🤣... Matpat had fun with this one.

[@cregatumb]

House House: makes a funny game about a goose MatPat: *THE GOOSE IS ACTUALLY A DUCK AND HAS A HUMAN BRAIN*

[@bigsaroo5775]

@Dylan Dimelow ?

[@allan5548]

@BigSaroo ?

[@changsiah2]

no it will not

[@noreeaki]

*Excuse me, wtf.*

[@leedle2171]

It’s a exaggeration guys...

[@akun50]

*Sees Untitled Goose game* The Internet: "Ah, a bastard." Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."

[@kylasharron4126]

Thanks, MatPat. I desperately want an Untitled Raven Game now.

[@desiraydise6597]

Goose Wayne- lives in Goosem City, stars in Birdman Begins, The Dark Flight, and The Dead Sea Sparrow Rises

[@bluu1834]

ok but the real question is... *who wrote the lists and how did the goose obtain them?*

[@logangreen8869]

And how does he cross things off?

[@gabevelasquez4640]

The real question is: Why is Gamora?

[@bigmanxeo]

No, the true question of our time is: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@Leila-pg5kv]

Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?

[@zaiden_fishguy]

This is a bigger question than what is life...

[@Robertganca]

At the start of the video you should have asked: “Are geese really that smart, or is this all just a wild goose chase?”

[@darthestar8791]

That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤

[@darielfernandez4865]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@WobblesandBean]

They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.

[@r.l.r.7550]

That would have been good!😸

[@matthewzhang581]

No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.

[@MarvelousTBDyt1037]

I guess the goose in untitled goose game is simply on another level. It even wrote a to-do list’ in cursive!!

[@lordofbacon]

Mat Pat, your puns give me g-o-o-s-e bumps.

[@Lincoln69420]

Me: almost dies from goose at school Nurse: “ice pack!”

[@finalwarrior653]

Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm Nurse:here have an ice pack

[@jayplays1710]

Me: gets shot by a sniper School: walk it off!

[@Lincoln69420]

Thx for the likes, made my day!

[@itsadamorsmth]

People in 1983: In the future we will have flying cars 2019: Can a goose ruin your life??

[@mentaya11]

I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.

[@applemunchstudios5380]

@@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.

[@mentaya11]

@@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.

[@JuniorCode-uq1cn]

MatPat wich Angry Bird bird because there is Red (one you showed, Most known and the logo) Chuck (Speed Demon) Bomb (Literarly a bomb) Terence (Tank) Matilda (explosive egg pooping female) Stela (Creates balloons, in her own game speed bouncing powers) Blueses (3 blue younglings that are one until they separate) Hall (Bumerang) Bubles (Inflates into a big balloon) And others...

[@1pet.isntenough.forme.]

2:56 I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.

[@justiceforsteven8183]

There’s a goose who sits in the middle of the road near where I live to let his family across we call him gandalf as he won’t let anyone pass

[@jamesvalle9079]

You cannot pass! 🦢 (they don't have a goose emoji 😢)

[@aj-gt4vj]

Hönk

[@justiceforsteven8183]

He’s been doing it for years

[@sakurakitsunestar]

One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts

[@Thikachu]

... you mean covid saitans right?

[@taketheriddlepill4975]

ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.

[@bambisbluebell]

With the riddle I just thought he didn't like number eight... 168 has an eight in it, 800 has an eight, 224 adds up to eight, and 1700 adds up to eight... So I picked 1600 and accidentally got it right

[@7temp]

I think it's 1600 because he likes numbers that are round in shape

[@bgreer3067]

May: die hard, die hard man I can’t think of one. Me: fly hard

[@Tom-mz8jt]

Relate Much?

[@jonaswilson2803]

Y E S

[@richardwhittington3217]

I came to the comments just to see if someone made a good pun he missed. I am pleased

[@sebbes333]

@@richardwhittington3217 me 2 :D

[@kaipiethescienceguy]

I love ravens and crows so much. We have a bunch in my hometown and when it gets warm out they pick up hard to crack nuts like walnuts or acorns and then drop them in the road for cars to drive over and crush the shell for them. Then they get the opened nut back from the road and eat it. They're so smart, it's almost a little scary.

[@Apples765]

That's so amazing!!

[@maskrlzxw6823]

fun fact: dinosaurs are a type of bird and t.rex in rel life as very intelligent

[@raptorjesus2516]

@@maskrlzxw6823 I'm scared of a trex as smart as a raven

[@SamadTheGoat]

CORVIDS....sounds familiar.....

[@suze7937]

You should watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

[@Bloss3m22]

16:06 Matpat: honk honk Me who knows how to sound like goose: HONNKKKKKKKKKK

[@TheIsoscelesMonster]

This is the best episode of duck-tective yet!

[@ReaRea17]

*Matpat making geese jokes* *mentions gold* Me: surely *matpat not making a golden goose joke* Me: DisaPPPOOOIIIINNNNTTTEEEEDDDD

[@pendagar449]

Always bolt the bird.

[@agentwoomy5790]

I was thinking scrooge mcduck

[@silverbackwrites]

"Why would birds do that? Why would they just attack?" Because Alfred Hitchcock asked them to.

[@OtubUser]

Omg lol ❤🧡💛💚💙💜♠️🇳🇴🐺

[@violawagner8796]

1700

[@thelandpiranha4108]

@Fandom Is Awesome, Ah I see you are a man of high culture as well

[@JoshLefelhocz]

@@thelandpiranha4108 Agreed, heard of The Birds. Scary, and could theoretically (pun intended) happen.

[@jesusisthetruth4497]

Fandom Is Awesome oop

[@ammarkhan9448]

the editing of inclined ramp and the rap

[@failguyonyt2298]

ahh.. THE PUNS! MAGNIFIFCENT! Absolutely GOOSE-ey (goofy)!

[@Kebnekaise.]

Goose: **Manipulates people into breaking each others stuff** Humans: **Mistakes a soft, and feathery goose for a statue**

[@dbseamz]

Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?

[@EmberStorm36]

Really speaks about our IQs.

[@cryptidcrow282]

The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.

[@crown414]

i dont think the humans in that game has eyes

[@jtlarsen05]

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

[@tempest6027]

*"Can a goose destroy your life"* is the most accurate title for this untitled game about a goose

[@jonaswilson2803]

Y E S

[@drakev.t2866]

1,700

[@packrunnabski]

Hönk had options no to peace have not

[@zephyrash]

Actually, a more fitting title would be "A goose *can* destroy your life"

[@firmansulistiyanto1718]

May I say you have the best dad jokes

[@StackatackaStudios]

Okay but can I get a reason for a theory on UNTITLED GOOSE GAME because I love it

[@emmalenaofield8202]

"can a goose destroy your life?" ~ game theorists "yes, yes it can" ~ me speaking from past experiences

[@Lectrikfro]

I was chased into a lake and nearly drowned by a flock of geese when I was 4. Yes

[@exan6970]

@@Lectrikfro When you have a standoff with a goose... you surrender

[@diegoosores704]

Dude, Are you ok?

[@ChemicalTourniquette]

This is oddly specific. Yeah are you ok?^^

[@nielsbakker4980]

fun theorie: The goose did use trail and error. in the end of the game we can see the goose's stash of bells, meaning he had prior to our playthrough completed the same task (getting the bell by going through the city) over and over again and can now do so pretty consitantly. :) think about that one!!

[@aierisfrost8447]

AWW SNYAP MAT JUST GOT *R O A S T E D*

[@MoontheWolfYT]

My brother always steals locks from our church XD

[@techmetal2964]

That Matt Goose just got cooked

[@techmetal2964]

Also I think there was 13 squares

[@bowmanc.7439]

Moon the Wolf locks as in hair?

[@esterdanielytterbrink330]

Oh these jokes give goosepuns

[@Creatureeee]

As a person who lives near seattle I can confirm that everybody wears birkenstocks, (I have no idea what those are) beanies and drink La Croix, especially my cousins, though only the La Croix part

[@skipercrac]

someone: this game doesn't have lore. Matpat: *agressive theory noises*

[@fluffyflufffox1385]

Skiper crac Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*

[@senorbleach8860]

Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol

[@skipercrac]

@Izzy ___ no problem pal

[@mikebuston7407]

Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly HELLO HELLO! Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light Now you saw us in the local news What made your thought presume this job was for you? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! Between 6pm and the the break of dawn The music start to glitch From when the sun light turn them on You got your cameras and your flashlight What more there you need? Just be quick Just be ready 'Cus they're pretty scary BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day.. Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here Yeah i'm your guide tick tock These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive! I'm your guide Ring Ring Watch the day if get too dark! The time has arise be careful of decision you make I AM THE DESK GUY! YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY HEY HEY! How ya doin?! Now the first day was fine But there's a deep dark warning For the future up ahead so divine Now you see the food stand is a blare Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure Because the next thing you know The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light Before they take your body and comsume you die! BE very very wary so preserve your only tools Keep the light shining bright for the final.. SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day.. Cus I'm the desk guy I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here Yeah i'm the desk guy ding ding These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live! I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY! 'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! ' Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND! HEY HEY I'M THE NEW GUY HEY HEY Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here Yeah i'm the new guy ' Ring Ring ' These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy ' Tick Tock ' Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey... HELLO HELLO

[@skipercrac]

@@mikebuston7407 bruh

[@mr.p1759]

The hall of fame for the best bird games list is very small Flappy bird: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@BarioIDL]

the science of flappy bird: how big must their wings be?

[@evilriceplate2590]

*berdly has joined the chat*

[@themagnificentsansandmylaz4115]

@@evilriceplate2590 *Noelle joined the chat*

[@diskont9605]

Actually Flappy Bird in in the hall of HELL

[@harleyanderson8720]

Yes, flappy bird, you are a flying joke

[@ChiBoomyBoom]

That Goose Willis joke actually made me laugh out loud

[@CrowJustin]

2:37 I believe he likes 1700 because he seems to like non-leap year numbers (ie all numbers that aren’t multiples of 4 as well as multiples of 100 that aren’t 400)

[@adeowazhere]

*"HJÖNK HJÖNK"* -Goose, 2019

[@KainaX122]

Hjönk Hjönk! Am goose!

[@pineapple_kid2570]

AM GOOSE!!!!

[@draximus6521]

AM GOOSE!!!!

[@nickillops]

AM!! GOOSE!!!

[@_KingoftheEnd]

AM GOOSE!!!!!

[@bradybazzo1802]

Nobody: Matpat: "can a goose ruin your life?: Me born and raised in Canada: "yes they can"

[@wolfclaw1893]

indeed geese are violent my fellow maple syruper

[@stewiefamilyguy]

same

[@HI-wj5zb]

im also born in canada and geese are mean

[@kristenwilson1]

I totally agree.

[@betterthenallofu]

Hello fellow kind syrup drinker

[@SnowLily123]

3:15 Ok… Who the actual frick gives a bird a WEAPON?

[@Zecton-Jay]

Mat is so talented at making unfunny jokes like his jokes are so unfunny that you can't laugh at any of them even if you u want to

[@Zecton-Jay]

Even if you want to*

[@Zecton-Jay]

(No hate)

[@thedude8932]

*Human does nothing* Goose: as long as theres humans on earth there will never be true peace

[@DepressedToasterBathTM]

Peace’s was never an option

[@justinbayless8284]

Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement

[@nightingalelikeart3772]

Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.

[@justinbayless8284]

Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.

[@nightingalelikeart3772]

Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.

[@Plism123]

Matpat: Can a goose destroy your life? Me: Ha!! Joke on you, you can’t destroy what already destroyed.

[@nerd3379]

Same bro

[@ash4520]

I agree

[@Thikachu]

da geeses r evilllllllllllllllll

[@failure2108]

Completely true

[@matthewdoherty803]

Wow that got dark

[@Un.knowns]

I thought it was 1600 for the problem at the start because all the ones before it were perfect square roots-

[@scarlettefoxx5585]

Worms don't actually drown: they just aren't restricted from coming to the surface during a cool, wet rainstorm. Plus, its generally safe from birds during rain, and their two main predators are birds and digging rodents sooo... If every worm surfaced during a rainstorm you'd be hard pressed to find a patch of clear grass

[@TheFansOfFiction]

Thank you

[@kianhurtado-luna4529]

Creator of game: what do we call the game: Workers: let’s leave it untitled

[@alycerichards983]

Interesting 👍 👍

[@theamurray4771]

I read that as women not worms and was really confused.

[@breakfast.431]

​@@theamurray4771 same

[@UItEnthusiast]

2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things. 2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG. 2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes. 2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole

[@draydra]

wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too

[@Z3R0Steam]

casually skips 2014 and FNaF

[@developer8737]

2009 you un-cultured swine

[@user-fd5xz3gw1c]

Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong

[@chio3380]

When out of original jokes, use tumblr. Not that I'm complaining of course

[@idk-ew7mx]

when you guessed randomly at the question but got the answer right: *1000 IQ*

[@animeamber24]

i counted 20 4 sided figures in the final puzzle?

[@Judarvis]

Human: exists Goose: ah yes The Hjonkening has come

[@bluenote344]

Game theory:I'm gonna break down this game! Developer:I just made the game cause I thought it would be funny

[@clerencechung8185]

Or is he?😏

[@Notquitekris]

Game theory: Haha! No you didn’t!

[@somangiscute6370]

@@Notquitekris Game theory: That's what they all say....

[@brandyaldrich1326]

True

[@DiamondV311]

22 4 sided figures assuming this is a 2d shape rather than a 3d net

[@iriswhite3184]

Crows are so smart. There are noted cases of crows waiting for cars to approach and dropping shelled nuts onto the road, so that car would do all the work to open them.

[@mognus4198]

Nobody: French geese: Le honque

[@camillechristopher9472]

*L'honque

[@pootis8983]

Qvacc

[@lillian6250]

I raise you “honque honque honque”

[@JannieJubilee]

I would like a sequel to goose game that involved crows/ ravens ... maybe involving a...murder! (darnit MatPat, now I'm doing it)

[@m.skittle9864]

JannieJubille with just one raven as the main character it would only be an attempted murder

[@donaldduckith6792]

@@m.skittle9864 Nice one.

[@dragonickitty8975]

This one made me laugh! Ok goose pun... hmmmm... you honked my funny bone... that was bad

[@GeorgeWiedenmann]

I believe that there are 9 4-sided shaps In the final question of the video

[@lisasauvain7652]

I'm down for these goose jokes

[@brynleighduffy5837]

MATT YOU MISSED THE MOST ICONIC GAMING BIRD! Where is chica on that list? 🐥 Gosh these things should be practically programmed into your brain by now

[@EvilEri11]

She’s an animatronic not an actual bird

[@goosereign2022]

Flappy Bird?

[@rando9556]

Chica is technically a couple hundred pounds of steel designed like a bird

[@brynleighduffy5837]

Weeb Trash shes also in a game full of possessed robots, purple people and an evil fan. Fnaf doesn’t really enjoy logic... lol

[@brynleighduffy5837]

MAZE_monkey Fortnite OH MY GOD YOUR SO RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT FLAPPY BIRD TOO

[@robotizedcyborg7788]

Summary: Is Goose big brain or smol brain enough to commit "Peaceful" Genocide

[@lysander-the-spearman9577]

Don’t you mean... GEESEFUL

[@janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904]

Peaceful? Peace was never an option

[@lilith4413]

5:09 this is probably why my aunt's two goose chased me and attacked me.

[@dumnani]

living in Chicago there are a lot of geese around. Our school blacktop was also infested with geese poop

[@logansmith4492]

Matpat: Is it possible a goose could perform all the actions in the game? Me: How does the bird read and understand English?

[@StopMotion-Dann]

it came from hell and the devil taught it to read before releasing it to torment the innocent residents of o canada