Game Theory: Super Mario Odyssey's GIANT Problem (Nintendo)

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SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY looks stunning, but one major detail from the Super Mario Odyssey trailer caused me to start theorizing right when I saw it: Why is everybody ENORMOUS?! Well after days of research, I have an answer. In this episode, I will reveal the reason behind the Human Gigantism we see in Super Mario Odyssey's gameplay! Can I solve the Super Mario Odyssey mystery before Nintendo reveals more about the game at E3? I'm going to try!
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[@jamesdaigle2727]

I like how, even years after Mario Odyssey was released, this is the best explanation that we have.

[@otaku3OBSESSION]

@David Meyer I mean, Peach and Tiara go everywhere so…

[@funniestman8976]

Rock and roll

[@the_silliest_of_biscuits]

still is

[@polatiger4765]

MatPat's explanations are always the best! Don't matter if they turn out to be wrong. It's the dev's mistake!

[@Starving_indev]

not really. They are probably just humans, while mario and him-like characters are probably hybrids of humans and mushrooms, either toads or their distant ancestors. In super show (cartoon part) they showed an early stage of toads evolution - they were more humane, obviously, until evolution happned.

[@wolfegaming36]

Missed opportunity to call the backpacks "MatPacks"

[@jeanremi8384]

oh my god

[@soichangedmychannelnameaga7669]

Big Brian ( sorry I cant sP3ll

[@samsucksatdrawing9464]

smart...

[@rowski4568]

It backpats

[@awithd6084]

Hella smart

[@keatonr776]

"Who doesn't want a giant banana" yah I missed that 3 years ago

[@Brainless_Owen]

...

[@andonizlooanimations4525]

Yeah boi me too

[@cabecarroll3947]

Same

[@gwendalenia]

Yea me too

[@pigpin]

A

[@bryce7483]

I love how mat makes a joke that Mario has a tiny banana, then later makes a video about measuring Luigi’s and Mario’s ‘bananas’

[@idkwhattoputherelol5234]

and mario has a tiny banana

[@horriblecatstance6610]

aGH

[@teoborges3949]

That one makes me love Luigi even MORE!

[@sup-broski818]

@@teoborges3949 Hold up....?

[@teoborges3949]

@@sup-broski818 By loving, means that i wanna play as him!

[@braydenvods]

You guys had too much fun recording the merchandise part...

[@Extrazzzz]

Catalyst I skipped it

[@Mac22nd]

+Charles The destroyer ...and?

[@Zenash]

Catalyst XD

[@angiezapien8473]

Lol

[@marloucamacho1752]

Lucina Rukina

[@TheAres1999]

5:22 "There are triangles in Mexicoland" ^me trying to explain quesadillas

[@Archviste_]

lul

[@amritkar256]

Gud one

[@NCSGaming15]

My lil sis accidentally called Sand kingdom: Mexico kingdom, lol

[@mranxiety9995]

Good

[@shadow_shine3578]

Mmmmmmm yum 5:03 hahahahahaha

[@BambinaSaldana]

"Mexicoland" "Forest Land" "Kitchen Kingdom" "City" Well,he ain't wrong.

[@nintony2994]

Lol

[@matty_the_ninja4412]

mexico isn't just mexico anymore it's a whole land

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Forest world*

[@myleswelnetz6700]

Don’t forget, MatPat, the DK gigantism also applies to Donkey Kong himself. I looked it up, and I found out that Donkey Kong is about 8’ tall and, according to DK 64 (the only 3D game in the franchise), weighs exactly 800 lbs. Most silverback gorillas in real life are around 4’-6’ tall and weigh 300-500 lbs.

[@yurilis1348]

Who said DK is a silverback? He is brown, after all.

[@myleswelnetz6700]

@Yurilis Not me. That was just for comparison.

[@jace3811]

@@yurilis1348 it's not like the specific race of gorilla makes that much of a difference, at most it would only be a few pounds difference

[@Nube-Gamer]

Moral of the story: If you're short, eat bananas. Milk has lied to you the entire time

[@jen5731]

DUN DUN DUNNNN

[@SouYef]

bananas are my best friends

[@fatufatu]

*Edward Elric liked that*

[@xenocnidarian]

Thank you :D

[@enderprincessofslytherin3273]

So i can finally noy be at least a foot shorter than mario?

[@PortalGunBlaze]

"Mario got a tiny banana." Oooh, so that's why peach gets 'kidnapped'.

[@krizzlekrax5278]

heh... good one!

[@vang-toulee8351]

and for some reason still goes back to him.....

[@HoshikoHakura]

vang-tou Lee for when she needs a break xD

[@charleswatson2088]

vang-tou Lee she gets dragged back.

[@greenrobot5]

Peach is Bowser's jr's mom

[@luigimaster2040]

NINTENDO:How are we gonna explain the giant humans? *watches the video NINTENDO:I am gonna steal that and act like that was the reason.

[@airy2672]

Matpat: “The much anticipated sequel to Super Mario Iliad” Me: there is a super mario Iliad?

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

If you think about it, Super Mario Bros is kinda like the Iliad since the stories are pretty similar

[@myleswelnetz6700]

Not that I’ve ever heard of.

[@scaper8]

Not sure if you guys didn't get the joke or if you're just adding to it, but, if the former; it's referencing the fact that _The Odyssey_ is a sequel (kind of, they're part of the same epic poem series en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Cycle#Contents of which only _The Iliad_ and _The Odyssey_ have survived) to _The Iliad._

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@scaper8 All of us understood all of it before you posted this comment, but thanks for your caution, and I think it's pretty obvious we alrwady knew (I mean, I literally said that SMB1 was like the Illiad)

[@Franz0818]

There’s also Super Mario- Troy (prequel) Sparta Valhalla

[@sychenwang1450]

"Mario's got a tiny banana". MatPat said it.

[@EAtheatreguy]

Who doesn't want a large banana though?

[@Tuufy]

Sychen Wang I read this right as he said it

[@Yasha277]

It was really a stretch to force in a joke. It didn't even fit contextually.

[@angie-pk4jq]

Hahaha 🤣

[@Bruh-lf7dm]

FUQ 2

[@andrea-zl2nq]

"Who doesn't want a large banana afterall"-MatPat 2017

[@colleenhupp3071]

Anupama Manoj ii

[@sirtikara]

Anupama Manoj Me

[@peachesdontsuckyoudo5052]

Anupama Manoj 🖒🖒👍

[@SleepingForAWeek]

Anupama Manoj XD that sounds so dirty

[@chloe-channightcore5163]

Nell Yup! xD

[@lubnakhan1547]

Ah yes, back when everyone thought that metro kingdom was super important when in fact it was just another kingdom. Ahhh... memories

[@weirdst_]

Imagine a "I might have a gender, but that's just a theory!" shirt. That would actually be awesome- or in any sense, as in "I might be cool, but that's just a theory!", etc.

[@lazyatbeinglazy13]

The first one is boring tbh. How about a “you get no bitches, but that’s just a fact”

[@LuluTheCorgi]

@@lazyatbeinglazy13 yours is the boring one tbh the OP is way better

[@AndrewFaust-dh7kg]

​@@LuluTheCorgi Nah, his was better 😂

[@BlitzWalkthrough]

"Super Mario Iliad" Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@willemgreen8209]

10/10 meme usage

[@noname6878]

Middle school memories.

[@powergym4925]

his merch there is a figget spinner why game theory why

[@lexibigcheese]

'figget spinner', friggin spineer.

[@bayman918]

This is a great theory, and I'm not trying to be rude, but you've forgotten about one crucial thing. The fact that this is a different world. It's been proven that the force of gravity compresses the spine, and that if we were to eventually move to different planets with less gravity, humans would actually grow taller, because there wouldn't be as much gravity compression on the spine. So, it's very plausible that this planet could just have less gravity than the mushroom kingdom, and that's why the humans are so tall. I've also come up with a way to possibly prove this, but it's a little sketchy. When Mario long jumps off of the skyscraper in the trailer, that's really the only time he is falling, thus allowing you to use pixel measurements to see if he falls slower compared to games based in the mushroom kingdom. I guess the same thing could also be applied when he is in the jump-rope scene, but falling was the first thing I thought of.

[@itsallinthesoup2543]

Oddly enough, C.S. lewis wrote about a world with less gravity and tall inhabitants back in the day.

[@bayman918]

David Borengasser that's kind of what I was going off of, along with the fact that matpat has covered space-growth before

[@SwiftedWizard]

The theory seems to be rushed I think that's why he forgot all about it.

[@bayman918]

CubeMP that could be possible as well. I didn't really expect it to get into banana's, of all things xD

[@BreakY0Ankles]

SansTheDunker but they are on earth

[@Nobanion]

The way I see this theory, it ties back to his story being raised in “Brooklyn, NY”. I think that New Donk City IS “Brooklyn, NY” & that Mario grew up there. Now the timeline’s messy with Mario in general (Yoshi’s Island to Partners In Time, for instance) but with this, my canon version of the timeline is that Yoshi Island games (SMW2, New, DS) is the beginning of Mario & his relationships, after he & Luigi was dropped off to their true parents in New Donk City to live happy lives. At one point, the Mushroom Kingdom was hosting a party & Mario’s parents brought along the two twins, leaving them to be babysat by Toadsworth. From there, he goes on a huge adventure with his future self & saving Baby Peach. As a baby, he gets inspired by the red & green heroes, so becomes more heroic in his actions & motives. But being a baby, he only has vague memory, if at all of his future self. So Mario grows up to around 18 years old, gets to work on Construction girders & in comes Donkey Kong, fresh from a recent captured from the Wooded Kingdom, kidnapping his childhood crush, Pauline. He raced to defeat Donkey Kong & capture him back up. The city thanked him for not just rescuing Pauline, but stopping the big ape, so they renamed the city to New Donk City, in a way to remember to event. (I don’t know the actual name of the city before the DK thing, so I think it was called Metro City, after the name Metro Kingdom is officially titled.) From there, Donkey Kong Jr. comes to rescue DK from Mario, who was hired to keep a close eye on the unruly ape, & they both escape to a distant island where they rule on their own. From there, Mario gradually went from construction to plumbing, with them soon finding a pipe leading directly to the Mushroom Kingdom, where Bowser had used his evil magic to turn the Toads into bricks. & the rest is history. Now, my personal explanation as to why Mario looks shorter than the people at New Donk. Same explanation with the super bananas, Mario grew accustomed to the Toad’s diet with plenty of fruits & veggies grown locally that naturally gives Toads their short stature, hence Mario being only 5 feet tall (more or less, this is general terms) Peach is the only one exempt from this, is because she’s a Princess, thus have access to foods from other kingdoms & lands, so she’ll have a more balanced diet outside of the Mushroom Kingdom’s usual, but she’s still shorter than New Donk’s citizens, so it’s mostly a genetic thing.

[@ghettokage6104]

I want to take a minute and appreciate how much WORK it took to write this.

[@Nobanion]

@@ghettokage6104 Thank you! I’ve always got a writer’s spark in me & love solving mysteries in lore, plus being a huge Mario fan means I was meant for something like this. Hearing this made my day, good sir / madam ❤️💙

[@sweetchenemi4430]

Cool. I want a Mario draw my life now lol

[@LemonRiver27]

"Fashion is a science" 5 years later The greatest foreshadowing ever

[@Zombie-jj2uz]

The game hasn't even come out yet? Well then, that's just a theory..... a pre-release theory!

[@ambergifford5811]

Zombie 101 thanks for pre ordering

[@nataliaborys1554]

13:30 - "Mario has a tiny banana"... Ohno.

[@rosielow527]

Natalia Borys Well after that video about Luigi’s “spaghetti and meatballs” we know that this is true.

[@ellahartnett142]

Inappropriate

[@rosielow527]

Ella Hartnett Who cares? KZbin’s 13+ anyway.

[@gamergalz1608]

@@rosielow527 ...There's a age limit...*later* FBI OPEN UP!

[@khoralis6458]

Well that’s why peach likes bowser

[@ToMtRoOpEr05]

I literally just spend an hour trying to find Super Mario Iliad

[@joeym1230]

Lolololol

[@averylehner5794]

omg thats why Bowser always changes heights! he's been stealing bananas since the beginning, in which at that time he was tiny boi.

[@ThespianChild]

theory: the reason why Mario is shorter is because it would look weird if he was as tall as them because of his cartoonish style

[@SenatorWarden]

But that's not science!

[@ninig9521]

Dexxxy's Den I

[@FAZEDIE56]

Then nintendo would've just made the citizens cartoony

[@ryanj86]

you mean like Pauline?

[@lutsangyramos1923]

Totally agree

[@athenaflanagan6306]

This went a completely different direction than I thought it would I thought he was going to talk about how Mario is not human and possibly the same race as Peach, a mushroom

[@instantnoodles6023]

i thought he was some sort of goblin lol

[@raggedyexynos9487]

@@instantnoodles6023 nah hes just a midget

[@WorldWalker128]

I thought he'd say something along the lines (given how high Mario could jump there) that most Mario games don't take place on Earth at all and that his planet's gravity was stronger than earth's so Mario was shorter but on Earth even though he appears short his legs are really powerful.

[@violetrose674]

Tbh I thought that in Odyssey when we saw that some of the humans needed helmets on the moon, but Mario and Peach didn't. And considering that Mario and Luigi were delivered by storks... But the helmet thing seemed like a gag considering the ending showed not only Pauline without a helmet, but the other humans too

[@Saltfromthesea]

Or maybe Mario’s just really small. Matpat really overthinks everything.

[@icewing202]

i'm pretty sure it has been confirmed mario is over 5ft before this

[@sssleepyeloiseee]

Keep in mind, mario is also pretty short lmao. He’s canonically 5’1, so he is pretty short for like a 30-40 yr man. although that doesn’t mean these guys in new donk city aren’t tall

[@gothnerd887]

He could be a normal human Italian man who just so happens to have dwarfism.

[@tigerfang6875]

It turned real quick from merchandise, to giant people, to matpat ranting about bananas

[@zachramerez3542]

"I don't quit" -matpat "Where's part two of the mass effect!?" -Me

[@gohunt001-5]

Zach Ramirez forget that, what about part 3 of Doctor who? IT'S BEEN OVER A FRIGGIN' YEAR!!!

[@petr5505]

Or part 3 of Doctor who

[@Chronokage]

That going to be made after part 3 of doc who on film theory,

[@clevername6872]

Zach Ramirez Me: MatPat you say you don't quit, but WHERE IS DOCTOR WHO PART 3

[@whoplays7061]

ikr and doctor who part 3

[@imbopam198]

''our logo is a circle, it's a match made in heaven'' other youtubers: huh, wish mine was

[@giode_13]

*”It’s just a-“* **Starts taking abt merch** Me: totally got caught off guard and thought he was gonna say *”it’s just a theory; a GAME theory”*

[@austinlinco]

13:28 - “Mwuh Mwuh Mwuh Wuuuuuh... Mario has a tiny banana.” - MatPat ‘17 (No wonder Peach is being stolen by Bowser. It’s to protect her from ‘LITTLE’ Mario...)

[@kaydench3321]

*cringe*

[@maarumaaru6474]

Austin - Vlogger IT'S TIME TO *STOP*

[@SamSung-rw6cn]

W

[@cynthiusvr]

Austin - Vlogger 8

[@JacobCaray]

Mario has a 14 inch

[@Mrlegitbeans]

8:38 "How did they get so big?" Oh I know! Viag- "The banana hoard" Oh.

[@tamirco_]

Mrlegitbeans the big bananas.

[@hedgehogofearth3212]

"With Mettaton performing sprinkler duty" This made me laugh so hard, my parents were like "You ok?"

[@myleswelnetz6700]

10:11 I always thought K Rool was a crocodile.

[@HiThereImNat]

Wait, are these bananas related to the mighty bananas in Zelda: Breath of the Wild??

[@xxEzraBxxx]

*EXPOSED*

[@owenmurphy2741]

*G A S P*

[@capsser7005]

No

[@assassinmaster3419]

Yes

[@assassinmaster3419]

@Eli Wille it shall never be stopped

[@guapdoctor4534]

After all, who doesn't want a large banana? ~Matthew Patrick 2017

[@gunmetalmango]

dang guys, my adblock missed this comment too

[@kemdar72]

SEP Gaming not me i already have one

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

**large**

[@endeyfire]

SEP Gaming I want a gigantic discount on clothes. get it?

[@melanieloza309]

SEP Gaming that's what he said

[@jessenyapp5052]

When you realize this is where Style Theory originated with that "because FASHION is a science!' line it probably isn't, but it's fun to think of it that way

[@scoobydoo23320]

3:15 Because fashion is a science. He was teasing style theory all the way back then.

[@sanstheghost]

Yes

[@jordanf0707]

Damn I was commenting this exact thing then I saw yours 😂

[@jordanfeller6052]

He really should have called the Backpacks, MattPacks. Get it... like Matt Patt but... Matt Pack. No? Ok.

[@luisalamedaluna4067]

Jordan Feller ikr

[@thechrysis5359]

I believe in that idea.make a petition

[@noaharquero2857]

Jordan Feller #MattPacks

[@megansauerwein3629]

i like it #mattpack

[@ellebell8058]

Jordan Feller #mattpack

[@ShiddyKong]

Banana=Viagra D O N G E X P A N D E D

[@voiddwellertm2118]

this deserves a like just for the dong expanded

[@danksmemington362]

Pooperscoo 101 E X P A N D D O N G

[@SCP--bp9ud]

I think you mean *D O N K*

[@cannedwater6694]

MatPat says he “hates” giving up: It fills him with DETERMINATION

[@rosethewolf5786]

3:16 the ultimate master of FORESHADOWING!

[@kayleighm9634]

People watching this after Odyssey comes out: Mayor Pauline

[@ashkhol]

Yeahhhhhhhhh...

[@ashkhol]

But I actually think it still works.

[@kennymccormic5025]

Actually,i have news

[@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs]

Pauline = Dongkikong.

[@presleyfamily2334]

Kayleigh Fabulous also me

[@MarwanHadidi]

"because fashion is a science" Years later: Me: WAIT STYLE THEORY WAS FORETOLD IN A VIDEO!?

[@nohaukrapotke1267]

"'cause fashion is a science!"... 5 Years later: there now is Style Theory...

[@alejandralopez6354]

I honestly thought this theory was kind of a stretch until a few days ago, when I was playing BoTW. There’s a mission in which you have to go to the Yiga Clan’s, a group of dangerous thieves, hideout. When you enter the hideout, you find a Gerudo prisioner who says that their only weakness is that they have an obsession with bananas, or something along those lines. These experienced warriors just suddenly leave their posts whenever they see one, and then they keep it to themselves, which fits perfectly with this theory, since they probably use them to become stronger. Then later, in the hideout, there’s a huge secret stash of bananas, in the same place where they kept a treasure chest. And what really blew my mind is that the bananas are called “mighty bananas” and when cooked into a meal, they power-up your attack. They basically make you stronger and more powerful. So maybe this banana theory applies for other Nintendo games, not just Mario.

[@MrLukeMedia]

neat

[@luccabritto2566]

Alejandra Lopez makes sense

[@pyro1438]

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[@sachagirard3736]

Well bananas arent the only food which increase your strenght, fishes too ...

[@edwardamador5114]

Alejandra Lopez I

[@Emma-Lumi]

Super Mario Iliad and it's sequal Odyssey? "It's a me, Nobody"

[@monstersociety3360]

OMG, dat reference tho.

[@mcmoozack]

XD

[@jimdoodle9334]

*slow clapping* Bravo sir, bravo.

[@sangrino7166]

Thexevilxwulfy nice reference, Nohbdy

[@musicalmaniac2901]

*When someone named nobody pokes you in the eye with a hot toothpick* WHY DID NOBODY DO THIS TO ME! NOBODY WILL PAY FOR THIS! I HATE NOBODY!

[@posterchildapocolypse5454]

"fashion is a science" - 5 years later Style theory was born.

[@Lost_Dreemurr]

3:15 he was hinting at it all along!

[@kawaii_chan1623]

Mario: we’re not in the mushroom kingdom anymore toado IM DYING

[@Jaggooo]

"Marios got a tiny bannana" Of course he does otherwise princess peach wouldn't let bowser kidnap her all the time.

[@snowkitten1432]

COMMENT OF THE YEAR, EVERYBODY

[@user2223]

FaZe Reaper 200th like

[@dead9757]

LMAO

[@grit1992]

Snap.

[@inceptsquad9516]

"who doesn't want a big bannana" -Matpat

[@NehemiahBradyP]

I love how this turned into a donkey kong theory

[@jalynnvaughan9823]

"Donkey Kong's enormous bananas" All aboard the nope train!

[@RedZtehWARRIOR]

Who doesn't want Donkey Kong's enormous bananas?

[@benmaguire9720]

What about Diddy???

[@memelord0458]

Pastel Kisses what is the song at 7:55

[@ZedFox]

Alexander Munk - Forest

[@thetrunugget69420]

Video starts at 3:26

[@hcbfhwjdjckek]

Massa The raptor I was looking for a comment like this,but by the time I found it was to late

[@thetrunugget69420]

Porcelain Dolls that’s unfortunate

[@ari_chap]

This is great

[@bananaman2046]

Well he can stretch our long for just Some merch

[@kennymccormic5025]

Thank

[@john-ux3hm]

He said that “fashion is a science” when he talked about his merch, did he hint about style theory 5 years before it got made?

[@walledsand]

Cant believe this is already 3 years ago seems like last year

[@loreleihillard5078]

I can finally understand the Yiga Clan's motives.

[@vegekusononi1943]

yea next DK game will have Yiga Clan as the Antagonists. DK X LOZ crossover

[@TheNova51]

lol

[@MikeDaddy]

This is what I always needed but never knew it

[@Kitty294_]

Me: **eats actual banana and drinks milk in hopes of growing taller**

[@LXW-Arts]

Banana milk

[@aino2195]

@@LXW-Arts milk banana

[@natebeasley1229]

Bilk manana

[@Zman201]

ananaB kliM

[@lceedarky3319]

bamilka

[@pabroah6434]

3:16 foreshadowing the future events...

[@television4463]

Please do an episode on Faith! I LOVE the gameplay, and there's more lore than previously conceivable! It's a LOT of lore

[@spencerguy1060]

Sooooo.... Does this mean size matters? Uhh... I'm asking for a friend... yeah... a friend....

[@haruyanto8085]

Spencer Guy Not really depends in the person.. but size does make up for lack of experience/skill and lack of size, basically yeah...

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I'm gonna say "yes" cause y'see, I don't think I could truly call myself a macrophile if I didn't have at least some size-bias. (I like chicks though, so yeah... :/)

[@doggo409]

so trumps inauguration crowd

[@pandaefs2982]

Spencer Guy haha

[@bobleonheart9600]

nah, size doesn't matter if you have bananas that help you control what size you are. Too small? Nah, just eat a banana.

[@PieDivide]

MatPat studies video games WAAAAY too much. I love it.

[@cristiana8044]

DivideByPie me to

[@WYKLO]

DivideByPie u should have made it so it said I love it after u clicked read more

[@plipplopproductions4347]

“Fasion is a science.” Bro was foreshadowing Style Theory.

[@elisalmon6034]

During the New Donk City festival, Mario goes against what I would assume is the og Donkey Kong. You can also talk to Pauline and she talks about how she was kidnapped by an ape, saying "I knew you'd remember!" Does this mean that the Mario in Mario Odyssey is the Mario from the original Dk game?

[@aturkeymain]

MatPat: Don't get me wrong, but who doesn't like a *big* banana? Me: I understand you completely.

[@kingvt817]

Trashboat boattrash Its the small ones that do the most damage ;)

[@cosm1cdreamer471]

Trashboat boattrash lol

[@sheepusapyon4366]

Trashboat boattrash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kyleraccoon6195]

I love big bananas ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

[@moshill1374]

Benefit of being lesbian :D

[@aidanm6188]

TShirt: "Alright thats cool" BackPack: "Still good i guess" Fidget Spinner: "OH HELL NAW MAT YOU CROSSED THE LINE"

[@jeffer746]

AidanM My exact reaction

[@mathilde_martel_alt]

I literally yelled at the screen when I saw that

[@retierashia]

ikr

[@Charlie12300]

Do any of you actually HAVE a fidget spinner

[@titaniumstar500]

Charles A Does it matter?

[@ellymyths]

3:16 He knew! He gave us a hint for the new channel yearssssssss ago 🫢🫢🫢

[@bulgarianbruh4951]

"Mario's got a tiny banana"

[@veritius340]

'Who doesn't want a massive banana after all?' Well done, MatPat, well done. Totally family-friendly.

[@romulusrabisto3068]

"Mario has a tiny banana." -MatPat2017

[@LittleLegs154]

Romulus Rabisto lol

[@monsterman5117]

Romulus Rabisto phrasing?

[@sabertoothtooth2572]

He needs a banana to grow his banana

[@romulusrabisto3068]

kawaiicat330 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@shericross9534]

Its 2018 lol

[@EskaytheSquirrel]

*Mattpat: makes this video* *Me: Mario's just short...*

[@ThatOneWeeeb]

me in 2023 laughing that MatPat thought that the Tosterena ruins were going to be a Aztec pyramid

[@catoblepas2577]

I guess Wario has been eating some of these bananas. how else is he 10 feet tall?

[@nicholaspintofaerman3648]

Jordan it's a reference to another Theory

[@gammaomegadonut1201]

I'm pretty sure Wario is the same height as Mario Just saying

[@coolranch2981]

Jordan are you new to matpats channel

[@PapiChulo1224]

Catoblepas dont you mean waluigi?

[@thedarklordxenu2571]

hittrend #696969420911 Bunch of noobs

[@PBJG5]

Matpat: "Donkey kongs special bannanas" Me: "Very creative name"

[@neverendingparty2060]

I watched some of your/his old videos then came to this one and it almost blew out my ears because the audio got better lol

[@1milnovids998]

To boot MatPat's big banana theory, some of the bosses have to eat them to turn evil as well as being hypnotized by the main villains in DK Country Returns.

[@ChrisTheDeveloper]

MatPat: Bananas can supersize humans Me At Walmart: YES ILL HAVE 89 BANANAS PLEASE

[@nemi9217]

Chris Cartoons you die by eating 7 bananas, lol.

[@ratwithhat558]

Oats Corn Hey then jaiden met you!

[@vaeris_xyz]

Sparkey Is Powa Hehehe. JaidenAnimations joke...

[@ratwithhat558]

Pawii Wolf Someone gets it! :D

[@vnthang7331]

Funny joke.

[@epicgamer2534]

I'm really short so I'm just gonna go buy a few hundred bananas.

[@PeculiarLancer]

I'm average sized but want to grow bigger. I can't eat bananas properly though so I'm going to use supplements! Wish me luck that I don't grow too big! I'm wishing you luck with all of those bananas!

[@user-rv9vk8by5i]

then theres me at almost 2 meters and still growing

[@marijn9861]

Clemente i am the tallest of all my friend and family and have never eaten a banana since the age of 3 they are really really aweful

[@bradthebad123]

eating any more than 7 in one sitting is dangerous, it is believed that eating to many bananas can kill you.

[@rattmane]

Clemente im really tall im good

[@morphlaps]

I just realized he foreshadowed style theory at 3:17

[@HC_Fan]

Omg your right

[@Sillygoat6969]

“Mario’s got a tiny banana” -MatPat 2017

[@ariane5921]

15:21 minutes explained: banana makes you big

[@AZ-kh9bf]

letsma yep pretty much what this whole channel is 😂 I love it

[@AustroStudios2003]

letsma that's what she said

[@malte291]

Well, more like 12 minutes, because 200 seconds just consisted of "Look! I paid a company to slap my logo on a shirt! Buy it!!"

[@JesusRamirez-vs9bd]

Germanletstuddll I did the math. It's 11:19 spent talking about bananas and 4:02 of shameless plugs, end cards, etc.

[@l3xfrant3s]

in russia big makes you banana

[@grayp5249]

The people seem pretty normal sized to me i think our friend mario is a little on short side

[@DimensionalWanderer]

His cannon height is like, 5 something

[@katherinecrider8235]

Sort of like the 'little i' you used in this comment lol

[@azonprdcr4267]

@Gravitrax just cause you are something makes it automatically wrong 5'1" pretty short, mostly for male, its just a little short for females

[@applesaur3622]

@Gravitrax average womans height is 5'4" and mans height is 5'7" so you and mario are both pretty short.

[@applesaur3622]

@Gravitrax well it only really applies if you're an adult.

[@smirnov69]

At 5:11 instead of Peach's castle I heard him Peach's a**hole🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Foyay_Red]

3:16 this is a literal hint to style theory

[@ryder518]

"Don't get me wrong who doesn't want a big banana"-MatPat 2017

[@chunkygorrila5193]

D O N K E Y K O N G ' S E N O R M O U S B A N A N A S

[@Ryan-ju3fl]

E X P A N D B A N A N A

[@jaschabull2365]

Only in the literal sense - apparently that body part is actually relatively small on a gorilla.

[@ethan2163]

*Y O U F U C K I N G F A I L U R E*

[@Huligan722]

*BLACK* *SCREEN* Your a*

[@nefelianonymous483]

*BLACK* *SCREEN* 😂😂😂😂why did i laught at this?😂😂😂😂

[@ethandafailure97]

Mat pat: FASHIONABLE! Editors:*lady wrapped in a green screen*

[@jackie6361]

MatPat: “special bananas 🍌” Me: *gasp* cocaine bananas!

[@SCP--dt2hf]

Its a matpack

[@jnextra4962]

Did I just watch a 15 minute video about magic bananas?

[@bobvella7228]

no, you watched a 3 minute ad and a 12 minute video about magic bananas.

[@Fruggu]

JN Extra Giant Magic Donkey Kong Bananas

[@jacksonsinnard9196]

Yes, yes you did

[@bingo784]

Hey, at least it's not magic mushrooms.

[@eeyore9417]

I love how excited he just even sounds about merch

[@natnatc2519]

Oh I thought it was going to have something to do with gravity (granted I’ve never played the game, and don’t know a whole lot about science) but if there were less gravity pushing down on people’s bones and stuff, wouldn’t it make sense they’d be a bit taller? And it would explain why Mario can jump so high in the game

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

"Purple triangles, nuts and purple coins" "Purple coins" (Has intense Vietnam flashback to super Mario galaxy 2 rainbow road purple coins)

[@mimironshead4107]

We, in our right minds (which we are not), do not speak of them.

[@bg08395]

Do not speak of those coins ever again.

[@theodoreheard4008]

Hush child, the horror is now over

[@thegr8hatty]

Mikhail Mcmorrow JESUS CHRIST THOSE, NONONOBONONONONONONONOONOOOOOOOOOOOO *INHALES* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@shebbyking6976]

Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, get those horrific things away from me

[@FreePalestine460]

This takes the "Expand Dong" meme to a new level.

[@dandroid7]

WajiRock Well, but he killed the Squid/Kid meme!

[@ezzington3379]

WajiRock I died

[@whiterice3530]

He did say donkey kong had a big banana

[@purplexed9music]

The only channel that I watch the merch segment for

[@myleswelnetz6700]

10:14 Of course, K Rool himself might not be interested in eating Donkey Kong’s “special” bananas, but maybe he knows someone else who is. That’s my guess. I hope it works.