Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!

[@GameTheory]

My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm...but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right! Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system :)

[@techprism4748]

The Game Theorists First Reply, everyone cares.

[@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182]

The Game Theorists indeed

[@addrichardson7408]

Well, at least it wasn't 10' like last time.

[@techprism4748]

LANE CONSTANCIO Dammit

[@gidihilkowitz9865]

Thank u very much better where's the credit

[@illegalsandwich5]

My brain: did you watch it? Me: yes... My brain: what did it cost you? Me: My childhood

[@sarahadair7320]

And sleep for days

[@michellenguyen6134]

mine too TwT

[@goose9317]

Same

[@fwybjrjriii7694]

Same

[@michelledolbeck4230]

My childhood was Minecraft

[@itsrhyguy8932]

I like how matpat went insane halfway through the video after talking about the baby racers

[@mr.ocelotguy8995]

like austin

[@callmeanon660]

I mean like, BABYS, WITHOUT SEAT BELTS, IN PLACES INCLUDING THE FIRE AND LAVA FILLED PLACE KNOWN AS BOWSERS CASTLE

[@rubyfire7211]

Yea it was SO funny!😂

[@matthewwriter9539]

...actually I think he went insane halfway through the second episode.

[@taz3rgamer247]

Fact: I am as tall as Mario

[@cartoonmaster2401]

"They're riding without wearing a seatbelt" *TheOdd1sOut has left the chat*

[@Otamatone69]

69th like :) Also great comment bro

[@mychemicalcoffee3022]

Y E S Underrated comment! I love TheOdd1sOut James: WEAR YOUR SEATBELT

[@cartoonmaster2401]

@@mychemicalcoffee3022. Regular James: Wear your seatbelt. Life if Fun James: I play my Uno reverse card.

[@vicentegonzalez2597]

The FBI has entered the chat

[@PrototypeB16]

🤣🤣😂

[@psychopathicminds48]

Can we just thank Matpat for giving us the fastest vehicle answers to always win? That is mad respect

[@thetommeister4121]

speed isn't the most important stat

[@arcfurrie4856]

Speed is actually least important. The most important stat is the hidden stat of Mini-turbo

[@kipechawolfeortiz8791]

If u think u only need speed to beat a pro in mario kart..... You have MUCH TO LEARN

[@hunterneitzel3012]

In Mario kart 8 deluxe, a fully charged mini turbo on a high mini turbo vehicle like the biddybuggy(NTSC name)/buggybud(pal name) with roller wheels (which mat mistook for the cheep charger, a small class kart for baby characters and other lightweights from Mario kart Wii) is faster than the fastest speed based vehicle in Mario kart 8 deluxe when coming out of a tight corner. Because of it, the biddybuggy is too slow on long straightaways, but crazy fast when coming out of a sharp corners. That's why almost every world record I've seen in Mario kart 8 deluxe uses the biddybuggy with rollers or wiggler with rollers, and a heavyweight character like waluigi. If it was the same way in Mario kart Wii, not altering any vehicle stats, then dry bones on the bullet bike would be meta, because they happen to have the best mini turbo stat in game, as well as a high speed stat and inside drift, making them ideal for default Mario kart Wii. in Mario kart 8 deluxe, this is not true, as all speed based combos in Mario kart 8 deluxe have terrible mini turbo stats and inside drift had been replaced with the less reliable hybrid drift.

[@jessefaria4581]

exactly

[@laurenjones8196]

Good lord... If Mario is nearly 6 feet tall, then how tall is Luigi? Peach? *Bowser*? *Waluigi*??? Out of the whole bunch, Mario is practically the *shortest*. What is this world of giants???

[@williamlopez5217]

And then imagine all those people from Mario Odyssey and their height.

[@CarIncompetent]

Madame Jelly we have found the Titan shifters. (AOT and Super Mario Bros Wii reference)

[@Shadowthehedgehogfa]

Luigi would be around 6'4 then. Bowser?.. 7 feet probably.

[@alx3449]

Listen, Wario is like, 10 feet according to game theory

[@laurenjones8196]

Al X Wario? Or Waluigi? Cuz Wario is just about as tall as Mario

[@darth_macho2237]

Don't go to MatPat's house. He'll measure you.

[@CaptainFishEye]

to death

[@vrisage]

DUN DUN DUN

[@raininess]

X'D MatPat's House sounds like it could be a spinoff series of Game Theory.

[@Brickfacerino]

I'd watch that series lol

[@davidcoles4826]

haaaa!!!! lol

[@tassairi]

Collect your “being a single child isn’t as fun as it looks” ticket here

[@doomsssanimation4702]

;-;

[@soudelnoop]

;-;

[@stiffpictures8971]

;-;

[@SureFire0711]

I wish i had i was an only child

[@pengweng3795]

@@SureFire0711 don’t, it’s really, really, really lonely

[@bspicerfp]

Now I know why you need to take algebra in school... so you can see how much g-forces Mario will feel if he brushes a wall at 5 degrees.

[@WrathfulCrane10]

5 DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@teamprimarina]

Mario characters after hitting a wall: “tis but a scratch“

[@malaiahooks2215]

went from 69 to 70 thanks to me :)

[@bacon6200]

"A scratch?! Your whole bloody arms off!"

[@callmeanon660]

@@bacon6200 eh nothin too bad

[@trigophers]

tis but a flesh wound

[@antizoom6855]

He try and make you into a theory

[@pbmmiles]

MatPat: let’s think logically here Talks about babies driving

[@MAML_]

No, sorry, nintendo did that

[@musicalhistory4392]

I didn't even know that was in Mariokart, that is a bad decision to throw into the game, considering it has children wondering if they can drive.

[@jacob414]

Musical History k

[@michellenguyen6134]

me: lets talk about why u shouldnt let babies drive and also u getting a fine or somethimg

[@zainveit4650]

the fact he yells "NO WAY NO WAY" when he gets 5'11" as marios official height in real time is just too wholesome

[@gemmakelly563]

Okay that’s annoying me though, he said that Mario is 155cm but is also 5”11, I’m 168cm and I’m 5”5 help with math plz

[@-alovelygaycat-]

@@gemmakelly563 He effed up the math. 155 is about 5’1.

[@zerotheinsomniac3272]

@@gemmakelly563 he wrote in a comment that he messed it up, instead correcting it to 180cm after the fact

[@PieOfCthulhu]

So, let's gather up all these theories. • Mario is a communist, animal-abusing adulterer and psycopath, and presumably responsible for starting Mario Kart, a deadly kart-based sport. He would also win three bronze medals (long jump, high jump, and triple jump) at the olympic games. • Luigi is a multi-millionaire, who apparently has a strong admiration for his abusive brother, but actually hates him a lot. He also secretly loves Peach, who he eventually runs away and has a daughter with. He would win two silver medals (long jump, triple jump) and one gold medal (high jump) at the olympic games. • Peach has mental issues, and intentionally spread a fungal plague in order to create her subservient kingdom. She is also the mother of Rosalina, and is dead in at least one timeline. On top of this, she would win two gold medals (long jump, triple jump) and one silver medal (high jump) at the olympic games. • Bowser is a mentally-scarred orphan who is trying to give the koopalings the family that he never had, while also trying to combat the fungal plague which overthrew the goombas. • The toads are a race of hostile funguses who took over the home of the goombas and serve Peach, the one who let them spread. • Rosalina was born to a princess cheating on her lover and the rich brother of that princess' lover. • Wario is a 10-foot-tall farting behemoth. • Yoshi was racially profiled at the olympic games. • All of the above, plus some others, are participants in Mario Kart, the aforementioned deadly kart sport.

[@voiceofreason467]

Which btw... is even more proof that Matpat is clearly fucked in the head when it comes to these theories. That said... Mario isn't a Communist. That was a literal gag episode.

[@ZackeryCochran]

PieOfCthulhu your comment was very helpful.

[@utloversanspaptoriifriskch8526]

PieOfCthulhu you expect me to *READ* that

[@PieOfCthulhu]

Do you except me to read your username?

[@miascat3836]

PieOfCthulhu

[@Plaegu]

Theory idea: What is Rainbow road actually made of?

[@ladygreenwithenvy]

The Plague Doctor Drugs I believe

[@Plaegu]

Supervictory107 😂😂😂

[@Cometstarlight]

Skittles. That way when you slam into the road, you can literally taste the rainbow.

[@Plaegu]

OMG XD

[@Retri]

Rainbows.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I mean hey, at least when you play as a Mii the Mii is always wearing protective gear

[@sirisaac1264]

Yeah

[@ShayeMapes]

Yes

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Ye

[@keketski5430]

Mii characters get advice from matt so they are average

[@shlokshah5379]

@@keketski5430 head gear or not they are going to die anyways because of scull fracture and velocity changes

[@THENVMBERX]

“Wanna know what it’s like running into a wall at 100 MPH?” R.I.P Dale Earnhardt...

[@Nin10dosegaclash]

Conspiracy Theory: MatPat is really just a sentient Diet Coke can underneath all that skin

[@Michael30502]

Cannibalism much?

[@mikejohnstonbob935]

but that's just a theory. a conspiracy theory!

[@lunaborea]

Nah his blood is Diet Coke and his heart is the can and his brain IS COCA COLA ITSELF.

[@ungrouthsworth9766]

LuigiMustache I'm trying to grow my channel, please show support and love

[@hiero-green]

CornGamerTV Don't advertise on other people's videos.

[@GekTC]

The loophole is probably that the characters are not in the real world, so the federal laws of any country do not apply to them in any way.

[@Kyle_116]

Zegorykz Loopholes (imo) are that it isn't a real world scenario and it isn't a car ad.

[@venti7138]

Zegorykz XD and yet Mercedes cars *do* exist

[@NYARDEETS]

maybe its cuz theyre using go-carts :P

[@KurotsuchiShiShi]

Take out probably and you'll be right

[@kalomnyxonyx3511]

Zegorykz I'm not a legal expert, but I think the fact that the cars are on a smaller scale/used for karting may have something to do with that too.

[@MonroeMaelstrom]

Lots argue if people prefer the Math and Science episodes or the Writing and Lore episodes, but honestly, I like to have both. Some argue that the creators don't take some of that in depth lore into account, when I'm pretty sure the creators didn't take the math and science into account either. Otherwise we'd have a Rated M Mario Kart. No matter how you slice it, let's be real, the creators don't think about that too much (sometimes). We're all over analyzing, whether it's Math or Lore, and it's all just for fun. MatPat, keep up the variety. I'd get bored of your channel if it was just Lore or just Math. I need the best of both worlds.

[@kekeek6394]

Same.

[@iota-09]

i prefer the math theory videos when they aren't porpusefully made as over-the-top as possible with many cliches of modern television critic. it was funny at the start, then it got annoying.

[@britipinojeff]

Well to be honest I think that the original point of this channel was to over analyze everything in video games anyway so whether that be lore or physics the over analysis is the fun part of this show.

[@alwayschanging5821]

and those are the spoiled whiny bitches who can't just be glad someone gave them free content

[@MonroeMaelstrom]

Omg Game Theory liked my comment! I've never had a top comment from a big youtuber before! Thank you! ❤️

[@juliacortez5516]

Imagine how deadly any other racing game is, whether made up or real.

[@benjaminahmedov9888]

MatPat: 80 mph!!! Thats so incredibly fast!! Me: *laughs in German*

[@marcoschwanenberger3127]

More like 180mph!

[@leonhardeuler6811]

I, i understood that reference

[@duck4817]

Me: *laughs in rocket science*

[@traktor420]

**laughs in sonic**

[@hicatz8668]

*laughs in light speed*

[@fabianhamacher5991]

MatPat: almost 80 mph say what.... Me *a german citizien*: well that's awfully slow

[@niemand6916]

180 km/h, da fahr ich ja auf der Autobahn schneller (wenn nicht mal wieder Stau ist)

[@marinaavant-delaroche9972]

In Florida I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone travel slower than that on the highway.

[@MasumiSeike]

Ich bin echt immer froh das Mathew nich nur im Amerikanischen Mesurments bleibt sondern auch in Metric :D Andrerseits wäre ich echt verloren

[@Attaxalotl]

Ich kenne die Autobahn, und ja, ich habe das in google translate geschrieben

[@jade.m58]

Me too. The speed limit for highways where I live is a maximum of 100

[@ruyman90]

Lets be fair. Most mario games are death matches disguised as fun family entertainment. Have you ever played mario party? You have a better chance to survive the hunger games than a minigame there.

[@nutball66778]

ruyman90 now that i think about it, thats true.

[@lmao2302]

Smash bros is probably a death game.

[@omegahaxors9-11]

Pretty much every minigame in space has the losers ejected at the end. Harsh.

[@LokiThePug]

Everything is death o god ahhhh

[@jerryandnothingmore.justje1980]

ruyman90 like no. 100

[@JT_Lich]

" "peachy's got it" ... I'm still manly" Oh, we're not doubting that. We're just gonn ashow Ollie when they're old enough to understand humour and embarrassment.

[@erzascarlette8124]

MatPat, you're letting your inner Austin show...

[@animapringleot7381]

Wait wha-

[@jackofalltrades8412]

Yea

[@buttnuggetsauce7666]

He Austined before Austin did

[@ariannamattison4825]

i loveee fairy tail

[@zawx8258]

I crashed a go cart once at go carts plus, and those measly slow things gave me 1. My loose tooth at that time nearly fell out 2. My forehead was bleeding 3. I cut my lip ( also bleeding) 4. I got a black eye And 5. I still have a small bump between my eyes These carts are CERTAINLY deadly

[@PartyC4nnon]

chill dude, that last one is just your nose

[@randomuser2409]

JACorrenti lmao

[@zawx8258]

JACorrenti lol

[@Doublemonk0506]

dino saurus,owww RIP bro

[@ironstorm1690]

I had an incident where I had a four kart pileup that gave me a nice pretty seatbelt shaped bruise on the day before the state swim competition. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have been racing go-karts the day before the state swim competition but no point crying over spilled milk.

[@completelyrandomperson2249]

"Who cared enough about the wii u to buy that thing!" Me who grew (and is still growing up) playing the wii u: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@completelyrandomperson2249]

@Sara Marr :)

[@thunderlighting1324]

Yessss there is another

[@justanidiotontheinternet6365]

Finally someone

[@im_tired1439]

I have a Wii U too.😂

[@roamin3333]

Completely Random Person your right the wii u is the single best Nintendo console

[@Glossy_Mossy]

MatPat - Granted, I was, playing with myself Me - IMMEDIATELY TAKES IT OUT OF CONTEXT

[@djokich]

Imagine seeing pink gold peach dying like this? *Nathaniel Bandy happy noises*

[@vivianaamor5846]

🤭

[@davidmorrish9110]

Would it be blood or would she just shatter like gold would?🤔

[@thatgachaeditorandaristlol4084]

tHe Jockić it’s rose gold (not being rude just saying what it is.)

[@epicboxx3838]

David Morrish shatter

[@sae748]

Rosé Gold*

[@dixiecronin7791]

Watching MatPat freak out over getting to measure Mario in real life was just freaking adorable :)

[@fusionguy4996]

I can always count on you to ruin my childhood, Mat Pat

[@KaylaBarrios]

Same just same

[@MiKa-867]

Mine can never be ruined because I ruined my childhood myself.....

[@ireneweeks8270]

I'm still a child so it's worse!

[@quinnd6432]

My child hood can't be ruined

[@sirlinux3548]

@@ireneweeks8270 get off of youtube if ur still a child

[@blacksheep5105]

matpat: 128 km/ 80 miles per hour, damn that's hella fast germans on the autobahn: pathetic, look what they have to do, to mimic a fraction of our power

[@sevb.6308]

Rest of the world: 80 mph is so fast Germany: double it

[@magpietheclown]

fr

[@memesfrommycomputer]

"There is no speed limit in Ba Sing Say"

[@magpietheclown]

@@TianmenSquare1989 I am German, I know that...

[@roxyhoyt3675]

Is it bad that I laughed when baby peach exploded against the wall?

[@Jane-gq1vo]

Ni me too

[@giantmelon9025]

No

[@Luna_The_Wolf.]

No not at all

[@thelolzkid9057]

Yes there is one the fact you probably didn't😂

[@thelolzkid9057]

I don't wanna put the rest cuz his channel dose not use custom words so....

[@Goose_BooseYT]

The loophole is probably something to do with Mario Kart being a Japanese game and that they probably don't need to adhere to American advertising laws (unlikely seeing as how they are advertising to an AMERICAN AUDIENCE) but the loophole could also have to do with the game being a racing game, or just that it's a fictional video game in general. Even then I'd assume even cartoon characters need to wear seatbelts if they were in, say, a Jeep commercial.

[@shahow69]

also technically the commercial is gameplay footage and an ad more for the game than the car so it doesnt need to adhere to car commercial laws becuase its not a car commercial

[@squiddi1393]

I don't even think it's American laws. I saw a ton of "Australia" on that sponsor rules thing that he researched. Also I guarantee it's the same everywhere across North America and Europe anyways.

[@apollovi]

There might be a difference between product placement and "regular" advertising like commercials. Product placement by its nature is incidental and generally doesn't interfere in the media its appearing in. I'm pretty sure most movies with product-placed cars don't follow most of those rules. Also, MatPat cited the Advertising Standards Bureau of Australia, which obviously covers nothing but Australia and may not even regulate video games.

[@JonathanLopez-xn7lm]

Goose Boose thank you, he annoy me in this video

[@UltraArceus]

Goose Boose But the localization team would be responsible to adding a seatbelt to the american release to cope with american laws. They would still be breaking the law EVEN IF it isn't Japanese law. Court won't give a hell on what the Japanese think.

[@gigachad3689]

Not only has he made mario a lot scarier, he also made the best setup in mario kart for us! (9:25)

[@amberkostick1974]

MatPat doesn't ruin childhoods he edits them :')

[@methadone1212]

Amber is on fire yeah

[@marshmallow1969]

Lucky I am a child! My file has not been saved!!

[@littlepinkmagic]

Amber is on fire true, true

[@jammyantom585]

One time I was in 1st and I was at a part where two roads merged and right before I went onto the road, I saw a blue shellsound barely miss me

[@Parker_Lot]

XD

[@elloeoo]

*plays mariocart while watching video* Here's what sound affects I would have ! *Hears dying, crying, screaming and matpats dreams* *Turns off switch*

[@tamiromero6987]

I just finished it, mr resetti is TERRIFYING

[@jennygaming1297]

oh and the sound of a blue shell sound like a SAM misile

[@jordanabendroth6458]

I'd add in a Wilhelm scream

[@gwg2813]

Mario Kart! Use DREAM EATER!

[@ChoaiDode]

MarioKart

[@Maplemoose04]

I find it funny how he hasn't touched on the anti-gravity stuff. And with the whole "no seatbelt" thing, they would be clinging onto the steering wheel upside down

[@Nanorobotic]

the1upguy I imagine that will pass on to Austin. when it gets the the point where you're bending gravity for personal gain, he's the one who wants to tell you why it's God damned terrifying.

[@bokjabang7005]

but that didnt happen yet tho

[@toonlink5399]

I’ve missed watching Game Theory. Just hearing MatPat’s voice makes me happy!

[@TheXtremeBoltGuy]

9:20 congratulations matpat, you just gave everyone the best cart setup in the game to win with.

[@nomadix21]

Thundrex lol true

[@KastDJR]

You still have to worry about acceleration, handling and other factors

[@lakitudude7577]

Bloodbug that's because it isn't in the game

[@JakeRosen635]

i thought mach 8 was faster than cheap cheap kart?

[@OhJuliaSmith]

If the car doesn't have a good drift, then I'll lose

[@alnimri]

*what I learned from the entire thing:* Who is the fastest rider.

[@gianp00tax]

Nimr Al-Nimri what I LEARNED THO: parents should consider buying GTA for their kids instead of MarioKart

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

What I learned: Matpat is smarter than everyone

[@shitshitshitrabies9794]

Nimr Al Nimri the fastest is the heaviest

[@Volcanic_Rave]

What about mario party, which has people being burned, drowned, electrocuted, crushed, and MANY other terrible fates, plus some of its own high speed vehicle events that might be faster than this?

[@LoogiBoi]

{\__/} ( 0-0)

[@chocolatebrownies4978]

That's so true, we must like your comment so Matt sees it. (/^▽^)/

[@Ventis._.Wife_yt]

"consider your childhood RUINDED" **pauses and put hand on forhead** "YEP CHILDHOOD FOR SURE RUINED :>"

[@goldenri3110]

Me: mum can you buy me gta 5 Mum: no Me: but you let me play mariokart

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

*When you can't get COD cuz of it's violence but can get a game about riding over a speed of 70MPH while throwing projectiles at your friends and having no helmets, seatbelts, roofs, sides, pads, proper clothing, and 50 other violations*

[@Plorkkedout]

Well that's true I should ask my mom

[@joseluisconstante8397]

Golden Ri#kids these days

[@natsuki_1881]

Yep, i asked my mom if i could get DDLC she said no and i asked her "Then why do i have a game that Violates most car ad rules and makes babies race and could kill them?" My mom said "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT GAME DOES THAT?!!" Me: "Mario kart 8 deluxe"

[@erikaponce8484]

Golden Ri lol

[@Bloverd_Over]

Game Theory: THE CHARACTERS IN MARIOKART DO NOT WEAR HELMETS Me: the Mii characters wear helmets

[@MittensWichen]

true

[@jacobstone3562]

But not in mario kart 7

[@traktor420]

But not anyone else

[@somethingfunny5571]

He only cares about the cool ones

[@meloneater4630]

Tbh I hate my mii’s voice it sound nothing like me and is so night pitched like ‘EEEEE’

[@iswin8319]

Every mom is screaming about the seatbelt predicament

[@garciarolando57]

Iswin AJ I'm in a car right now at 7:01 pm

[@floolie]

no one cares dude

[@areallycleverusername4567]

*WAIT WAIT WAIT* So, MatPat says that Mario is 5”11 here, right? I went online and checked out a few sites, and Link from Ocarina of Time in his adult form is 5”7. I feel like I need to point out the fact that *MARIO IS TALLER THAN LINK*.

[@iwalkintowallsonadailybasi2970]

No its because he miscalculated

[@neodotmp3]

no, he misspoke

[@thephotonrd5919]

Game Theory is my number one homework interrupter

[@fedora__thexplora.335]

Ilove TEEAA mw

[@clipdump22]

Ilove TEEAA same

[@DavionLane]

Ilove TEEAA but it's Sunday but whatever

[@novastar3990]

On a Sunday?

[@carterwhaley948]

Ilove TEEAA I don't have school anymore. It's summer!

[@senaij4704]

MatPat: Ruining Childhoods since 8.22.09

[@subro_77]

You know it's not a fact, right?

[@Fun4luve]

but it is

[@SubjektDelta]

There are only 12 month!

[@albertton8851]

Calvin K It goes Months Days Years

[@dehno3538]

Hi Garchomp it's reversed in places of the world

[@sammybork3912]

Mario Kart be like: *slams into wall at 180km per hour* "'Tis but a scratch."

[@aries2454]

True true :)

[@jadeschiller4195]

6:00 *me thinking 80 isnt that fast because everyone in michigan goes wayyyy over the speed limit on the expressway....

[@th3_sm1l3r2]

It's funny how I forget that these are theory's XD.

[@superplanetstikbotgaming418]

What did you think they were?

[@th3_sm1l3r2]

@@superplanetstikbotgaming418 facts duh -_-

[@pcorn0119]

I know right

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

It’s really easy to forget when you haven’t actually played the games

[@th3_sm1l3r2]

@@Anonymous-eo2er lamo true

[@WhatsInside]

Absolutely AMAZING.

[@rijahun6721]

Spam

[@hammieli1875]

What's Inside? I didn't know youtuber's watched KZbin

[@dogevids5514]

CalebL0GIC But, I just commented...

[@SpongeKiller42]

DogeVids who

[@thepinkbunnyempire1027]

only getting likes because its from a big youtuber. seriously, this is the most generic comment ever.

[@Neonnotecards]

**is playing mario kart 7** uhhh- im caught up with modern society... **cough**

[@rosalinakid2747]

same but i drive so slow man i'm in eight place everytime guess what forget safety i'll go fast besides it's mariokart no one dies

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

*Plays Mario Kart Wii* I'm behind the times! GO ROSALINA!

[@SmerkyRandomised]

**Is playing Mario kart 7** **Stops to take a break by playing Mario kart Wii** Uh......

[@milesbush9589]

Oh my little one utf

[@maria-wj4tj]

I'm still playing Mario Cart 64 💀

[@cosmicfindings]

What I really wanna know is how they dont die while the blood is rushing to their head while they’re upside down for 5 minutes 😃✋

[@ianlaird4709]

2:20 "They're riding strapless the whole time..." - MatPat 2017

[@MrFizz-bt5wu]

Ian Laird lol good one

[@amirgarcia547]

Only Matpat can make Mario Kart as gory and disturbing as Mortal Kombat.

[@Nintega2K]

Well leason learned. NEVER let any kid play a game franchise that abbreviates to MK

[@jacobb.9181]

Crono Sapien MARIO KOMBAT X

[@rylandcoers1796]

Mortal kompat

[@Caerda]

@@rylandcoers1796 Your comment translates to "mortal pity" 😂

[@M1niMoe]

Dry bowser watches vid: WELL THIS AINT HAPPENING TO ME CUZ I AINT GOT SKIN

[@finnoshea7426]

Dry bowser: laughs in already dead

[@paphonissarapisit8262]

I think his bone will be broken instead

[@M1niMoe]

But **he’s already dead**

[@paphonissarapisit8262]

Yeah just imagining have to live the rest of your life with a broken bone and can't die because you already dead

[@MittensWichen]

He will just break into itty bitty pieces

[@loganberry31]

5:34 Man, that’s just highway speeds, here in central Alberta, Canada..not really something to be that amazed by

[@annesmith5539]

Tell me about it, in New Brunswick we sometimes go as fast as 110 on the highway!

[@colt_735]

MatPat I have a request for a video. in overwatch the character reinhardt has a very deadly charge in the game. I was wondering how hard he would hit someone and how deadly it would be if a normal human were in the way of his charge and got pinned. I always wondered this!!!!!!!

[@kurtladia1549]

Weeeeellll since this video is about killer karts with newborn drivers I'm pretty certain a futuristic shootfest with hulking robots charging that fast would just make Genji-chan homosapien paste. Then again,mateo here might prove me wrong. \_( ·¬·)_/

[@guythatsgoodatnames6032]

Kurt Ladia reinhardt isn't a robot he's a man in armour. also what about genji being in 10 p,aces at once when he dashes?

[@dottielottie8393]

CardinalColt735 that would be a really good theory also I would like to see more overwatch theories

[@undead890]

You can honestly create a whole series on Overwatch. How does Tracer's time jumps work? How deadly is Reinhardt's charge? How can Mercy look like she's 21 when she is 38?

[@ihavealifeyaknow6827]

Explosive miner look at the science of genji by shoddy cast. genji is a robot

[@vidiottheowl2825]

You didn't ruin my childhood. No, you just made it better.

[@connorflanagan3329]

HA!!!!!! 😂😂

[@dark_mark21]

Tim Turtle same bruh. Same

[@rainingheat7036]

*No game is safe not even Tetris*

[@generaltoonz]

ReigningHeet I agree

[@ttty2242]

there is a game where you have to avoid getting squashed by tetronimos

[@anlakisloth3907]

No game is safe when you have MatPad

[@jamesbelk9241]

+TheFlamingFury you mean MatPat

[@Hunter-ih1em]

ReigningHeet T-T Rip Danganronpa

[@cringetastic1659]

I remember watching this before I started college; now coming back to it after graduating, "coefficient of friction" gives me shivers

[@1kili2]

There is a more important question left after this video.... WHY do mario kart games feel so slow compared to other racing games if youre going 120 km/h on average?

[@AgitatedDog]

I beat Mario Kart Wii on the highest speed, getting two or three stars for every Grand Prix cup on Mirror. I even managed to beat Mirror Rainbow Road, Wario's Gold Mine and bloody Moonview Highway on Mirror. Never again.

[@xodannyxo]

Леся Дорофеева no

[@nolansanimation8356]

1kili2 because it is a Mario game not a big game like g t a

[@James-og2qu]

1kili2 try doing 200cc then talk

[@camerondavis7518]

1kili2 try 200cc

[@slavishtrazer]

let us take a few seconds minuts hours even days to think about how much editing mat does

[@ArthurMiik]

He doesn`t do the editing.That`s his editors` job

[@rehamadnan8028]

Slavish Trazer he has an editor

[@yumsoup3377]

+TheVinkLPs A cutter? What?

[@yeet-tb8xd]

Even though he doesnt edit it (thats Ronnie's job I think) there is still a hell of a lot of research he does!

[@angiekinniard1498]

Slavish Trazer I like your picture it's the Fallout guy( laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh)

[@lukefirst407]

Yoooo Matpat is actually a detective now...Like he actually might have gotten Mercedes in trouble. Nice job!

[@benleathley9551]

I Won RIP Mercedes 😂

[@smiffulon8246]

I Won AND Nintendo

[@roostermaind6413]

I don't think those rules apply in a racing game where the tracks are separated from public roads though...

[@EzGamerx]

yeah and its not advertising actual real life vehicles...I highly doubt whatever bullshit he cherrypicked actually applies

[@abradolflincler3398]

Rooster Maind I can only say what German law says, but if you're on tracks that are separated by something like a fence, you don't have to wear a seatbelt or you can drive without a license.

[@Jrockten]

This is one of the most sadistic episodes, and it’s also one of my favorites as a result.

[@bilalmustafa2111]

*DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE GAME ACCORDING TO NINTENDO* -Babies driving 100 mph go carts -Driving over space on a rainbow -Being pelted with dagger covered blue shells and rotten fruit -Entire levels based under water with no sources of oxygen *DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE GAME ACCORDING TO MATPAT* -The angles are off

[@ICocoRice]

Bilal Mustafa Don't forget Anti Gravity and Gliding Mechanism.

[@leojay5076]

Bilal Mustafa 100th like

[@bruhmoment5860]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so true

[@dandelion2942]

Bilal Mustafa He actually said: "Not to mention the shells, banana peels, and _Literal bombs_, But those deserve an entire episode all on their own-" So he did technically mention those things. This episode was just mainly centered around how real world physics would work in game.

[@S113Productions]

Don't forget that you're throwing turtle carcasses at others racers. Don't forget that Bowser races against his dead self in MKWii or MK8... Don't forget that Bowser races against his own son and could even destroy him in Mario Kart...that's child abuse. Don't forget that the Inkling Girl/Boy could be using the blooper to blind their opponents, aka their blood-relative. Don't forget that Mario & Luigi even face their baby forms in Mario Kart, that also counts as child abuse. They could also cause a temporal paradox in their time. Don't forget that when you fall off of any racing map, that could count as suicide. Thankfully, the Lakitu saves you. Don't forget that they use decapitated Toad heads as an acceleration boost, secretly hidden inside an item box!

[@cyan1sh]

It’s kind of funny how the fastest character set up has no skin.

[@supermariovlogsandmore8946]

SpiderPig NYC possibly because due to there being less flesh and organs = less weight wich means there is less weight to slow down the car

[@jedicache6806]

NYOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

[@biebeans1610]

Wait, if Mario is 5'11, then that random lady passing on the street was at least *11 FEET TALL!!!* HOLY CRAP

[@sanobatto]

not to mention Peach and Daisy.

[@localgrassfieldboneshandler]

ArminezBeanz16 Mario transfered from a tv to the real world that is why he is tiny.

[@littleb2803]

Matpat admitted in another video that he was wrong 😂 mario is actually 5'1"

[@precisodeumvulgo]

remember, he's taller when he eats the mushrooms, so he must've been in half height in the odyssey vid

[@flameofmage1099]

Watching this in 2024 and seeing only GT and FT on Theorist Headquarters is a weird feeling

[@donut.pirate]

So if Mario is 5'11... then how tall is Peach???

[@rengimoyt]

I'd say going by the measurements the rest are above 6" and maybe well above 7" too

[@TheGamerQuest100]

Now...imagen Bowser...where you know, at the final level...you fight a bigger version of Bowser that is 2x the size of his orginal size. That is like...Jesus christ the size of Godzilla!

[@vroom7816]

sonic dash ikiuhkvnjlmjkjio

[@annelisewilliams03]

I did a google search and its said shes 6.1 or 186cm

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

Merope Amethyst 6ft11

[@mackenziechan3723]

“I’m kidding no one cared enough about the Wii U to play that thing” Me, who loved that game on the Wii U: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@landlockedcroat1554]

Mario = as tall as sonic Sonic = 1 meter Done

[@kayleighbaker2511]

Seeing MatPat in a video from a plane makes me really miss flying with no fear of anyone telling you to muzzle up.

[@nylakiriyuin1946]

MatPat sounds like an angry white mom and I love it

[@joykimber4090]

That's harsh

[@ColorfulPotatoes333]

Loll😂

[@transnewt]

That's what he is right?

[@galactic-hamster7043]

what- he IS an angry white mom now!

[@lemmongod7883]

I played with myself -MATPAT 2K17

[@FoxOfTheStars00]

Keishawna Chaney and it been taken out of context

[@carlosfer2201]

Mat's fault since the correct way of saying it would be 'playing by myself'

[@The_WhitePencil]

YOU TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!

[@hadriandwyer2191]

James Parkes I think you're cofused, this is youtube, not your google homepage

[@nolanbell1681]

Lucky I got Kicked by my raging cousins

[@novastar3990]

Well, maybe it’s a good thing that Dry Bowser doesn’t have *_SKIN._*

[@TTTennis]

But then he would just dissolve in to dust

[@MATHANABA]

Then we can get Dust Bowser :D

[@thepriestgodneverpaid]

then we would hav air bowser made of nothing and is a no weight were all his karts had no weight

[@blowituplucgaming4775]

5:06 "For half a decade" it's getting close, matpat... real close...

[@foto9254]

TheOdd1sOut:AND WEAR YOUR SETBELT

[@dankyducky3161]

TheWeird1 i love him

[@lanna_goz1745]

I am a duck me too

[@brianastigall9788]

*I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE*

[@Drispid]

same with me briana

[@krazie02]

MOAR FANS

[@PolitesStan]

I actually went to press the subscribe button and then I was like .... wait...... I have been subbed for 4 years already

[@judosii1473]

Same... Same...

[@PolitesStan]

martin skutnik lol

[@mediocreindigo]

I sometimes worry about my skill in video games, as I can be pretty mediocre at some of them, but Mario Kart is one of the games that I'm actually pretty good at.

[@nouveau_nouveau]

Sushi Wolf good at killing characters

[@mediocreindigo]

Exactly. :')

[@unluckyexe9483]

Sushi Wolf yup

[@andrewshapiro9865]

Sushi Wolf I'm good at easy mode on single player games

[@anniejones3634]

Same. Heehee

[@rxggo1100]

"oh my, that's almost 80 miles per hour, that's really fast!" *me laughing in no speed limit on the German Autobahn (highway)*

[@princesscadance197]

6:10 Come on, man, you missed a golden opportunity to say, “Mario Kart Road Rash”, it rhymes!

[@tamiromero6987]

Whats it like to be left handed dude My teacher was forced to become right handed:(

[@Demon_Idiot]

Tami Romero my dad was forced to become right handed

[@billyjim0733]

Double dash.

[@Greenkobold24]

As a German I couldn't help but laugh about the 128 km/h speed and how he lost his mind over this 😂

[@missundercover97]

anika weisbrod du musst bedenken, dass es sich um ungesicherte Go Karts handelt! Es geht ja darum, dass die Karts bei dieser Geschwindigkeit an der Wand zerschellen müssten. 130km/h mögen auf einer geraden Strecke nicht besonders viel sein, aber dir kann selbst mit 80km/h ein schwerer Unfall passieren (mit einem gewöhnlichem Pkw )

[@aihereplia]

Nah, you guys maybe drive that speed all the time but don't crash so you don't really know how scary it is. Have you every saw human bird? without wings, of course.

[@jdlenl]

it's a GO-KART dude

[@nalanimaxineeicker5629]

Me too xD

[@IncDoge]

Malthizar Ohhh so you drive Go-Karts on the autobahn? i mean, i totaly do aswell

[@chumbawumba34]

What about the freakin' CC?? Like 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and 200cc?

[@sacc8023]

That only measures the engine size. Not horsepower or speed

[@BenadrylBen_]

Sacc The car still moves faster

[@CarInMyAss]

Sacc I can't believe you even had to say that LOL I don't see how some of these people don't get that cubic centimeters measure speed LOL it's obviously volume. But obviously you needed to say it because there are people that don't understand that simple thing

[@GDZipper]

not everyone is used to cc's. where im from we use cm³'s and im quite sure theres way more countries with people using cm³'s and not knowing what cc actually stands for. so that might bring confusion, just dont judge too early

[@CarInMyAss]

David Hardwicke that's what I was getting at, we are agreeing with each other. Edit now I see my phone turn can into can't I see the confusion now. I'm a mechanic so I definitely understand that I promise LOL

[@cinamoontoost7244]

This was the first episode of game theory I ever watched, and four years later it’s exactly as I remember

[@codystone9402]

TheOdd1sout sure isn't playing Mario Kart without a seat belt. But that's just a theory...

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

"Wear your seatbelt." -TheOdd1sOut, James

[@bones_na142]

but thats just a game theory

[@galacticgemma]

Hi fellow TheOdd1sout fans!!

[@connorflanagan3329]

👌👌😂😂TRU

[@lanna_goz1745]

High Caliber Garbage AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD PUN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@chased.2440]

MatPat: “hey little kids, how would you like to go 110mph and crash!?”

[@ArsonDuck1200]

hi

[@superboyces1155]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ON MY COUCH

[@dsjgfxxkhrx4050]

he knows

[@melancholyanon6811]

Tears.

[@fernandodias9517]

I'm on my couch😂😂😂😂😂😊I'm sick😢😢😢😢😢😢😨😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭

[@anaramirez7991]

He knows he stalks u

[@gooddaygaming239]

He knows when you are sleeping he knows when you’re awake he knows when you’re watching one of his theories so watch them for goodness sake

[@Т1000-м1и]

Did you mean "or less useful" about the per hour thing? - a person who likes physics videos

[@personandotherperson7696]

Matpat says "consider your childhood ruined" hasn't he done that 9999999 times already?

[@zetooken]

Yes,he has,and he will continue to do so.

[@hoke6167]

he prolly did it more times than that. enough to be uncountable

[@aplushcan6659]

“Their not wearing seatbelts” Me: busses don’t either

[@lisahenry20]

Buses also don't go as fast. They can usually only get up to between 55 and 65mph, but in London, one place says the bus routes have buses travel between 5.4 and 23.1mph and another says that some buses travel at 4.6mph during rush hour and have an average of 8 to 9mph.

[@Luna_The_Wolf.]

I had one school bus *ONE* that had seat belts but it was to much of a hassle for my class (I was in 5th grade at the time) so we didn't where them

[@johanneshaukanes4531]

We do have seat belts in busses in Norway now. Took a whole year or two for us to use them. And still not everyone uses them. But I think it's a good idea.

[@snakeeyes9246]

They're*

[@yournightmare7759]

@@johanneshaukanes4531 yes we do Evan me as a kid i dont really use them

[@paullasquety1316]

Why not make a theory on how they are still alive? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, HOW?!

[@abd360g5]

ShkodyKot HORLEY CRAP,HE MUST SEE THIS

[@Johncornwell103]

ShkodyKot They could be like superman, Goku, or Thor and biologically tougher than our species.

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

it's very simple, they're hard-light holograms of the actual characters. Explanation complete.

[@1CrazyFoxx1]

MK gforces are different, gravity is different, so an 80 mph crash may only be 20 or 30 in the mushroom kingdom

[@Shockermario4111]

Nintendo logic.

[@Herbie-qw9bq]

Imagine being on that plane and all of a sudden someone in front of you says “is Mercedes and Nintendo breaking the law?😂😂

[@pokecon14]

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!!!! At 11:19 MATPAT USED SOME FOOTAGE FROM MY VIDEO!!! OH MY GOODNESS WHAT. WHAT THE. OMG. I was not expecting that. I didn't watch this video until a few days late and I wish I had earlier. Geez. That's amazing. Props to you, and I almost skimmed past it, but that's AWESOMELY COOL.

[@Y33Tbigly]

Pokecon14 Productions! Good job, you're famous now.

[@Paul-fl7fs]

ToothAzure actually hes not because only a few people know its his vid

[@pokecon14]

Then how's abouts we fix that!..... :D

[@pokecon14]

And actually he cited the footage in the lower left, so most people who got to that point should notice the name. Hopefully xD

[@pugzzf]

For a split second it says Pokecon14 Productions!

[@xavierreichel8254]

Here before this is copyright takendown.

[@therafaelalvarez]

HYPNOTIST 39 yep

[@isaacliu896]

?

[@ahsjdhd7701]

HYPNOTIST 39 ???

[@marsamet128]

probably not

[@LulitaInPita]

I doubt it will be taken down, given MatPat works a lot with Nintendo...

[@nopotleftbehind1590]

The Miis wear helmets and track suits, though.

[@joedizz1608]

NoPotLeftBehind .... were talking about Mario cart here

[@yaboiovaru5359]

Bhosz Paulo catagbo you can use miis in Mario kart moron.

[@Jirodyne]

Mii's are no more human than Mario is. And if a Mii needs a Seatbelt and gear, then Mario would too.

[@DacAttack2142]

Bhosz Paulo catagbo the miis are in Mario cart

[@nopotleftbehind1590]

I'm assuming since Miis are meant to be humanoid, while the Mario and Zelda etc characters aren't, that's why they're depicted that way.

[@bigbluebuttonman1137]

I love how Mat Pat joked about the speed, and then F-Zero GX is just like "180 km/h? How about *1800* km/h? Pump those numbers up!"