Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?

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There has been a lot of news going around about how to not catch the flu and other recent illnesses. In that, I found an interesting question about facial hair - will it protect you from getting sick? Today we are checking our temperatures as we see if your beard is RUINING your chance at staying healthy! From Mario's mustache to Geralt's manly stubble, we are seeing who would SURVIVE a viral outbreak!
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[@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar]

"Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump!"

[@jacosaur2287]

preaching the words of the good lord my man

[@cchowder12xd90]

Ah yes a man of taste I see 👌

[@Moowe291]

I had to see if it was real. Seriously insensitive.

[@karts1072]

My mom has diabetes and she’s a grandma

[@joesphaiden5023]

@@karts1072 i have diabetes and its kinda bad because you need to inject needles in your body everyday

[@shaqeelokneal8996]

KZbin: demonetizes content with word “corona” Corona beer: In terms of money, we have no money

[@itssssstef]

Science channels talking about the sun be like: 🤐

[@dantethunderstone2118]

So corona beer how much money do you have Corona beer company: No

[@arcadenate]

Didn’t they stop selling Corona Beer because of the coronavirus??!

[@dantethunderstone2118]

•-Asteroid_Town-• I don’t think so but I’m pretty sure their stock price dropped because some idiots think that corona virus and corona beer are the same thing so they stopped buying the beer The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[@LocalMaple]

Tangled: The kingdom of... KZbin: NOPE!

[@mr.panamaniac]

In conclusion your grandmother who has hypertension and diabetes would outlive Luigi who clearly has a disadvantage with the high jump

[@CelestialWitch]

Tomar, stop stealing Zach's jokes.

[@masterblaster8386]

Okay we all saw the same oney plays maybe have an original thought

[@mr.panamaniac]

@@masterblaster8386 I have originals but that was just a cheap laugh 😆

[@Stopcommentingthesamecomments]

@@CelestialWitch u stupid f××× that was the whole point is for ppl who saw the video dumb motherfu××××

[@saddle9826]

Hurmph...well, okay.....

[@pikazacian242]

“Ah the perks of being forever alone” MatPat, you have a wife. You have a son. You are not alone

[@bonerbreath6747]

Shhh he's trying to do funny

[@Krawler8717]

and catpat!

[@furrykitty2859]

dont forget skip.

[@strangenerd1004]

Who's MatPat? I only know matdaddy

[@densonraidensuison9119]

#matdaddytrend

[@aerozord]

Not giving this to Samus? The girl who is not only spending most of her time alone in space, but goes everywhere in a full body environmental suit

[@sotakovatereza352]

That's true

[@777SilverPhoenix777]

would her and master chief tie? they both do that.

[@emmaselby600]

And doomguy

[@colinsmith1495]

Samus is also genetically altered by an alien species, so not ENTIRELY human to begin with. There's a good chance the virus just wouldn't affect her.

[@paperfigure9438]

link has been in a 100 yr quarantine

[@AshnSilvercorp]

KZbin: _I'm sorry, we can't have you talking about "controversy."_ _We pay the "news agencies" for that._

[@BecauseGames]

It's to help prevent the spread of misinformation from people only out to collect and revenue

[@AshnSilvercorp]

@@BecauseGames *looks over again at media* This reeks of irony...

[@djei8ht584]

Wow, true.

[@Froggoe]

LOL

[@user-en3jv4xo1k]

A

[@NotEHcop]

This is offensive. My grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely didn’t survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump-

[@Cake2019_6]

Oof

[@LilyPlaysGames214]

Please end this

[@bakuganrex5557]

Can’t believe he didn’t further the series with “Who Will Survive Police Brutality?” A true shame 😔

[@xerobeat9142]

Ness has already got that one on lock

[@bakuganrex5557]

@@xerobeat9142 YOOOO FORGOT ABOUT THE DOWN SPECIAL YOU RIGHT

[@metactal]

Just look at 12:10

[@ScienceDrummer]

Police brutality doesn't exist in America. Stop watching propaganda.

[@metactal]

@@ScienceDrummer Me who got hit by police brutality T_T

[@Nate-sr2gg]

Matpat: this video is duuuumb Matpat 3 years ago: let’s figure out the length of Luigis peen

[@EvieOConnorxoxo]

That was three years ago?

[@zappyoak588]

Oh yes matpapa

[@ObiWansPP]

2 more likes and it is blessed

[@plzkillme2420]

No not at all we NEED a o know his peen size

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO????!!oh god I’m 13 this year and U still feel old.

[@zooning-6843]

7:31 I’m getting mixed signals... so you want me to call you MattDaddy? Kinky but ok...

[@Fujimokou985]

@@Dead_Channel964 Stop spamming, joker.

[@12majixajinxixcolorchartdi25]

ethan lilly wat 'bout MattyDaddy? Hehe

[@kingbadmovie]

Game theory: Who would survive the holocaust?

[@Greirat]

I would love that video

[@existentialchar]

Link would

[@kingbadmovie]

@@NotEHcop So does Cloud from FFVII, and Luke from Earthbound.... Oh no... what have I done?

[@boi_withknive2388]

bro 💀

[@derpythean-comdoge8608]

considering he said “Oy vey” at the start of the video, matpat wouldn’t.

[@VoIcano]

Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump

[@Tommytheslav]

But can goku beat aids?

[@nisa0430]

"Yoshi noise " Virus : "exists' Steve : "drinks milk" u have no power here

[@nisa0430]

@@agodzillafan9280 it cures unheathly stuff too

[@agodzillafan9280]

@@nisa0430 yep, you right!

[@Weakest2huFan]

True

[@ImJustJAG]

Yee

[@robertfarrell5039]

I go through 3 bottles a day of milk. I'm invincible.😁😄😁😄😁😄

[@im.melancholy7964]

Title: *exists* Me: “Oh okay.” MatPat: “Why is KZbin like this?” Me: “Good question.”

[@rhondaelliott2558]

This is a great comment

[@TheGamingPannie]

@Kaii .-.

[@keith720]

Wtf, I heard about this and I'm actually kinda surprised that it's real. What was MatPat and the whole team thinking?

[@mustydustard]

pure genius was brewing in matthew patthews mind

[@jhonklan3794]

wdym its hilarious

[@asmodeusguys4472]

It's cool

[@SkyHigh_xx]

ngl it's pretty funny

[@mysterynga445]

its so funny

[@unknownedleaf]

next you should do which video game character would survive 9/11

[@MorsMutuaIInsurance]

Whipping out the double jump chart rn

[@thefrogger6507]

"Young, clean shaven, good hygiene, doesn't come into contact with others often..." "Peach!" Samus Aran: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Thanathos1991]

Though Samus has a lot of contact. Not the pleseant kind but *still* contact. =P

[@thefrogger6507]

@@Thanathos1991 Contact in a hazmat suit on steroids tho

[@ProjectFraz]

Samus, chief, doom guy, commander Shepard.. the list of people that wear futuristic armor with a ton of filters and seals go on and on. But ok peach is most likely because gloves.

[@samuelcarpenter178]

Little Mac aswell

[@charlottehowson8233]

Sonic-*_B R U H_*

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

Doom guy: *kills thousands of demons* One demon: *sneezes once* Doom guy: “guess I’ll die!”

[@SheosMan117]

That assumes the Praetor Suit doesn't filter that out.

[@slumburger1145]

Implying his immune system also isn't also as powerful as the Doomguy himself.

[@absence9443]

@@YoungAlienBoy Stop with the botting

[@absence9443]

He would cut the sneeze in half

[@eddedd1433]

@@absence9443 you're goddamn right

[@staraptorflock3661]

This video aged like a fine wine

[@amphicorp4725]

I can't believe this video is still up. he's just getting more and more socially inept

[@84everfan90]

Good

[@jeek404]

KZbin: recommending stuff about “the virus” Also KZbin: *say it and you’re gone*

[@RC568]

I love youtube.

[@craft_to_death]

I know right !

[@notmernlol]

youtube is crazy

[@nathanielgarner892]

I know KZbin is so weird right now with their demonetization seriously do you remember in 2017 you could say anything you want anytime you want and not get in trouble for it but then everything has changed and it really sucks like most of my KZbinrs are in allowed to see the cursewords in so now they have to resort she saying weird things instead of actually cursing I don’t give me wrong it’s so funny

[@jeek404]

@Nathaniel Garner moderation bots like these are the reason robots haven’t taken over humanity

[@sageoffire3964]

"The perks of being forever alone" -a guy with a wife and kid 2020

[@kehrbotrsupporter5097]

Where are they matpat? HAVENT SEEN THEM FOR A WHILE!!!

[@judgment5090]

Kehrbotr Supporter, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.

[@ghettokage6104]

😬

[@Calameggy]

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[@Calameggy]

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[@psycadetelectricman410]

wow it's almost as if this MatPat guy doesn't know how to be a human

[@PunkySlush]

man you watched oney plays kind of late

[@chasechute1491]

He’s doing his best.

[@moksha.m]

you mean matdaddy

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

you're late@@PunkySlush

[@RealLenny]

​@@colt-_-jonson1743I'm late

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Imagine trying to watch this video in like 5 years

[@JayR7582]

Ikr LOL

[@ArcDeity]

2 more years then

[@bootymuncherwebb7045]

Hi irs future me hahajaha mehahahahaha

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Watched today, it was an experience

[@bootymuncherwebb7045]

@ThatGuyRNA I'm gonna find you ur ip is super easy to access hehe 😜 💓 ill be there soon.

[@dimitrijames00001]

Matdaddy: Princess peach is the safest because she stay isolated Me: Ya whenever she's not racing, fighting, playing tennis, soccer, baseball, hockey, party games, ect.

[@CloppingIsMyThing]

Or touching her face with the gloves that are meant to protect her... I get that mats a Nintendo fanboy but he couldn't have picked someone that makes more sense from that sector of gaming? Like, come on Samus does exist you know!

[@dimitrijames00001]

@@nickodagoat7395 on a weekly habit

[@DeadlyNightshadz]

Ha ha, lol

[@TheSpencermacdougall]

or getting kidnapped by a giant tortoise and getting saved by a "plumber"

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Dat Boi My god, she is so dead!

[@timushpetru1112]

9:33 Geralt whoudn't need a face mask because he is a witcher, and thanks to his mutagens he can't get sick.

[@Athalwolf13]

@@YoungAlienBoy Who is this even.

[@Cardboard_Cut]

@@YoungAlienBoy People please don't, it's spam of his own video.

[@timushpetru1112]

@Juggled Lotus falling ill and being poisoned are 2 different things.Not only that, Geralt NEVER got sick in the books or in the video games (aside from Dandelions bs) and none other witcher did.Venom could hurt a witcher, but only by burning his skin.

[@yelloq6666]

@Juggled Lotus not proven and kinda stupid. Just stop

[@Athalwolf13]

@Juggled Lotus Witcher thanks to their wildly mutated physiology are actually immune to diseases, and in part even usually toxic substances (it's why a good chunk of potions are lethal to humans but not them)

[@Turtlegod124]

Who came from trash taste?

[@blu_nades]

Can goku survive aids

[@Jay-py1sb]

I just came back to this video because of them

[@boss30045]

Me

[@underplayer420]

Here

[@RedSeaTurtle4]

Yea I saw them talking about it

[@Surgery7]

Everyone i ever loved is gone

[@bigl5423]

Me with a cold: I’m fine just gonna wait it out has sudden urge to travel the world: Somethings wrong, I can feel it

[@transformersfan-zx8ow]

@@YoungAlienBoy dude chill

[@vi0let781]

Bot spooky

[@vi0let781]

@spooky filmz ent. Bot I've seen you so many times repeating the same things same video.

[@duoblade332]

Combhebment? You mean comment? Are you having a stroke?

[@lucygrace720]

Rap god🙌

[@zdanee]

13:14 - I beg to differ: Samus. She has a full body armour with in built air-supply, completely cutting her respiratory system off the rest of the world. She literally cannot come into contact with any disease wearing that.

[@shorty4704]

X Parasite: Allow me to introduce myself

[@konoko1002k]

Yeah. She will once uppon a time put the suit off. Master Chief on the other hand...

[@shorty4704]

@@konoko1002k She didn't even have her Suit off when the X infected her

[@Octolithic]

Master chief has all of those things, but like, 20 times better, in fact, according to one of the halo books, Spartans like him can BREATHE in space WITHOUT their helmets on for almost 20 minutes, plus, master chief pretty much hates people and usually works alone sooooooo.......

[@konoko1002k]

Do you mean the suit that does not even cover his entire skin? Sorry, but my money is still on the Master chief. He at least has a full-body armor.

[@10Pedro96]

Missed this video when it was released, came back because of TrashTaste Podcast

[@LssjMagnumblitz]

This came out on my 18th birthday while I was in Juvie.

[@AddyBruh]

Bro 💀

[@BohdanKaiba]

Wait Zach and Lyle didn't make this up as a joke?

[@lambda653]

Lol it exists

[@hfc9991]

@@lambda653 the worst part is his little skit at the beginning makes it seem like he only censored it Bc KZbin made him

[@orangeman3220]

@@hfc9991 This was made in the apex of the pandemic too, guessed he made this to cope with the situation

[@hfc9991]

@@orangeman3220 like when the sleepy cabin member(forgot who) made the 9/11 level on starcraft

[@TemmiePlays]

nope they didn't.

[@No-idea-tbh]

Steve: **Has Unamed Virus** Also Steve: **Drinks Milk** Steve Again: I'm Cured!

[@emmaly8993]

Emerald Gaming my dude can get poisoned and drink milk and not die

[@dimitrijames00001]

Minecraft cows is a cure to all illnesses

[@candyneige6609]

Expectation : _milk can cure anything including unamed virus_ Reality : _milk doesn't cure anything_ *Reality is often disapointing.*

[@_theknighthawk_7018]

The power of melk/mill😂😂😂

[@No-idea-tbh]

@@candyneige6609 True..

[@Shadowgamer51005]

Thanks maxmofoe for reminding me of this

[@justchan2443]

Imagine your grandma dies from corona virus and this pops up in your recommended

[@tygerion4404]

10:25 Matpat: Geralt's stubble puts him at risk. Geralt: *is effectively immune to basically all toxins and disease due to being a witcher* While Witchers can experience negative reactions due to toxin, it doesn't even effect them until they've used multiple doses of what amounts to lethal poison for anyone else; heck, what they use as alcohol for recreational use is a lethal poison for non-witchers.

[@ThreeGoddesses]

Could he even contract the virus? Do human diseases even have the capacity to infect a witcher at all.

[@digslicuanan3225]

And is not some hairy ape as well.

[@GMP1isReal]

@@ThreeGoddesses He contracts it, but it literally does nothing to him that he would likely never even notice.

[@reecedaly2795]

Don’t think he took that into mind because he said the person that was most likely to get it was a monkey that can’t get corona

[@intek4178]

I See that you're a man of culture as well

[@ZachariahMBaird]

"Princess Peach has no facial hair" False. She has sideburns.

[@mr.snowman6607]

bruuuh

[@nebulavontage6113]

😆

[@AlottaBoulchit]

She CLEARLY has _peach fuzz_

[@NathanSifuGaming]

Thaaaaaanks for that thing I’ll never unsee now lol

[@Star.Dusk.]

But the mask can still fit on her face lmao

[@Demonai_Warrior]

What the hell, this is real?

[@lyra1649]

"ahhh the perks of being alone" MATT YOU ARE M A R R I E D AND HAVE A C H I L D

[@ebonymangin9206]

wait he has a child?

[@nbtelethia_9668]

Yes he’s Matt daddy

[@sithwazini1168]

@@ebonymangin9206 You must be living under a rock. edit:im joking btw

[@plooomb_]

Everyone: It’s such hard times.... how are we going to survive? Matpat: Oy Vey, YouTubing in 2020 is hard. ROLL INTRO!!

[@amso7169]

*Oy Vey

[@spoopy6781]

Oy vey *rubs hands*

[@pittoopokemon]

The next few days of comments will exclusively be oney plays viewers coming to comment the same exact thing

[@zackkilgore528]

And?

[@Yamomshouse69n]

Yup

[@pittoopokemon]

@@zackkilgore528 And it is funny

[@spongebobsquarepants4819]

Link would’ve survived if he slept a few more years And what about Samus? She not only spends 99% of her life in space, but she wears an environmental space suit!

[@hobihope2981]

MatPat: "Smash Bros is basically the CDCs worst nightmare" MatPat: chooses a smash bros character as least likely to die

[@bobjones3533]

Hobi Hope to be fair there’s like 80 now and all are pretty popular and well known so it’s likely any one you choose is in smash

[@jackfables3470]

Very funny, indeed. But, to be fair, I thought the Smash Bros versions of those characters are not the 'real' ones : they're just how a kid imagines his or her toys being alive and fighting.

[@neonknight46]

ok matdaddy XD you're a great dad owo

[@polypaul8107]

@@jackfables3470 yea m8 yur rite

[@klokateer4372]

Tbh mat if it wasn't for cranky Kong i thought you were gonna say gow4 kratos

[@Crox101]

*Virus Exists* Robot Characters: Hah noobs *Computer Virus also Exists* Robot Characters: Ah Sh- *dies*

[@sarthakarora3212]

Meganan though. Along with mother elf

[@Prich319]

Gravemind: Pitiful created... Are we a joke to you?

[@qola9802]

Pikachu fainted! "huh. that's strange. I'm not even in a battle."

[@yoyohenboi7955]

Man this is just a work of art

[@HeresorLegacy]

Fun fact: The reason why that historical figure had the "Toothbrush" in the first place, was because he had to trim his moustache to not render the WW1 gasmasks ineffective

[@epocalypsefilms]

That's why chaplin did it? I thought it was cause it looked funny... unless you meant some other historical figure.

[@coolswag9629]

@@epocalypsefilms I thought it was the historical figure that starts with H and ends with "ler"...

[@Bizzn1z]

@@coolswag9629 It's clearly Heinrich Himmler

[@coolswag9629]

@@Bizzn1z Yes! That's exactly what I meant.

[@pvic6959]

5:01 when he says "perks of being forever alone" me: you literally have the coolest partner AND A CHILD with her also me: actually forever alone

[@downsidebrian]

Wow, a year later, and so much of the advice presented here has been switch around. The minimal protection of surgical and even cloth masks has been recognized as more economically feasible for preventing the spread of disease, because it stops you from spreading viruses if *you* have them.

[@lucaio502]

"The most viral topic thats sweeping the globe in 2020" aliens in a couple months: Watch this

[@TheRezro]

To be honest ban is justified as many wannabees spread misinformation about it...

[@burnttoast6974]

TheRezro idk if you’re joking or not but this is about extraterrestrial aliens

[@TheRezro]

@@burnttoast6974 I do. But I throw my fly...

[@babz527]

Imma do a pro gamer move

[@ruissuu]

Matpat: "I repeat! I totally do not want MatDaddy to be a thing!" The entire Game Theorist community: Hi MatDaddy.

[@JAPudas]

The subconscious do not understand "Not"

[@rebeccajoseph7439]

#Matdaddy

[@blaisefontenot3570]

Spooky Filmz Ent. SHUT THE HECK UP

[@nadifa6778]

Matdad

[@odasiam6899]

I didn’t know ok now I do where’s Matt daddy

[@pjduker05]

Samus. She wears an armored space suit. Boom. Finished your video for you in less than 10 seconds.

[@accuratememin]

Bro, Kirby's technically the only one who survived a pandemic that affected literally everyone (except Dedede) and he did it just by existing, he doesn't even need a mask.

[@icemanworldnetwork5533]

MatPat: “I’m building a better KZbin.” Also MatPat:

[@scarlettefoxx5585]

Dadpat :>

[@loganhester1499]

@@scarlettefoxx5585 my dad's name is Matt irl lol

[@Subject-639]

#Dadpat

[@samngassa1427]

#MatDaddy

[@janinemistretta4706]

@@kyleross1727 WOAH WOAH WOAH

[@zinksly3577]

Thank god, I've been lying awake these past weeks wondering how Mario would deal with Corona virus. Finally some closure

[@underplayer420]

I can finally… rest

[@eddiesmith7218]

Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi has a heightened superjump

[@anthonygoodwin149]

1 problem with Kirby getting the virus. Everything Kirby inhales goes to another dimension and he can copy stuff my accessing it. The only way Kirby gets it is through direct contact.

[@99UPofficial]

Yeah, but Cranky is a monkey, and armored characters are invincible: look at Master Chief's MJOLNIR, if It protects him from a parasite what would he stop from being protected from a virus?

[@joshuagenna3635]

Yeah chief is the most protected

[@CatboyRanger]

*laughs in determination*

[@vikavolt11]

@@joshuagenna3635 what about Klinklang? 100% steel body

[@novanerd116]

Or doom guy

[@joshuagenna3635]

I say doom and chief would be able to live they've been though worse...

[@AFewDonkeys]

Master chief almost never takes his suit off and his air filters can filter the flood spores. I think he is the most likely to survive

[@golden2718]

Also doom guy but demon addtion

[@jacobbeauchamp7465]

Seamus also

[@Erikulum]

and Olimar

[@Paper_Thief]

The augmentations he underwent made his immune system over powered. Suit or not he wouldn’t even know he had it.

[@attackcrash0787]

The ones most likely to survive honestly are those that don't have physical bodies.

[@DylanEvilsizor-gt8jf]

I think the survivor would be Samus, she is pretty much Peach in a full body suit, aready immune to X parasite, and isolated in space.

[@That1guyiknow]

Mat coming up with this video: How can I use a pandemic for personal gain?

[@Yeetusdeletus897]

I feel like this video was more educational than anything. It was made in the early days of the pandemic and used something his audience likes (video games) to help others be aware and educated when it came to the virus

[@kieranrodway6805]

MatPat: The perks of being alone forever Me: Says the guy who’s married with one kid and a while editing and video crew

[@mysteriousshadow4460]

This is halarious

[@brainybunny13]

This is literally what I said after I heard him say that.

[@SuperFlashDriver]

Says the person who's used to being indoors for nearly 3 years before Covid came around.

[@mambel4269]

People with a flu: "I should stay home until i get better" People with Coronavirus: ♫ I will travel across the land ♫

[@iskdea8461]

Searching for people far and wide

[@ZArocket]

🎵infecting far and wide🎵

[@alexgeorge7539]

Or instead I'm moving to America, canada, Mexico, Panama

[@goosemaster6919]

Gone to infect them all

[@MrNK1411]

Wow wow wow!!! Remember, Virus-that-shall-not-be-name!

[@jessekuiper1684]

HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!??

[@theoveranalist6381]

I feel like Kirby should be the most doomed according to MatPat's canon. Kirby is a single-celled amoeba according to MatPat so even just a single virus would completely destroy kirby from the inside out

[@LegoEngineer003]

MatPat: alludes heavily to the virus KZbin: _You’re on thin f*cking ice, buddy_

[@craft_to_death]

👌🏻

[@NutmegBGB]

Considering I very possibly have the [REDACTED] virus, this censorship is kinda bullsh!t. I understand KZbin doesn't want people fearmongering for profit, but this is ridiculous. Not talking about it doesn't magically cure it.

[@platlo4848]

@@NutmegBGB who found out KZbin hated that anyway

[@Termina_]

MatDaddy*

[@thehelllord4458]

NutmegBGB you have just censored the words of Coronavirus yourself, I know it’s a joke, but still

[@nicg1842]

"Your grandmother with diabetes is less likely to survive the virus since mario has a high jump"

[@clairet5079]

Thank you Lyle, very cool!

[@BoeingCrazy]

I love you

[@robseyes01]

It was pebs

[@ennuidaze]

It was Luigi

[@nicg1842]

@@ennuidaze the more you know

[@Gacha_gays]

Y'all remember when covid didn't seem like such a big deal? Heh.

[@RizzlerOfGyats]

If we’re talking about video game characters who survive, it should be the MANY immortal characters

[@trucetruce335]

I like how it’s becoming like the Voldemort Virus. “It which shall not be named.”

[@koughnut0520]

Oh my god that's great

[@garfieldweezermug4975]

That is now it’s name

[@andrewwelker7287]

My friend and I agree: most likely to survive is actually the protagonist from Portal.

[@swordsmancs]

Chell, absolutely, pretty sure she’s lived longer than coronaviruses as a whole, let alone corvid 19

[@mahadevsankar5684]

If this was minecraft, All Steve has to do is to drink a bucket of milk. It immediately removes all effects

[@theemeraldpizza]

Also olimar, considering hes in that space suit

[@aidensurdez9705]

swordsmancs covid 19 IS the c*****virus

[@soulxd2902]

Actually R.O.B is most likely

[@arazeo]

ye but kirby is just a cell, he would die instantly, no immune system, no mask, inhales strangers, and would explode if a single virus came into him...

[@foxxy-3748]

I'm honestly amazed this is still up. Imagine your grandmother dies of COVID and you go on youtube to see MatPat talk about video game characters dying from COVID.

[@youdonotcare]

“Opposite of Peach” It’s Daisy She is most susceptible to - virus

[@friendshipkills5758]

Bruh the virus dies in heat Sarasaland is a DESERT

[@warpzone8421]

The opposite of Peach is Turkey.

[@danielrazo450]

Next Game Theory: Which Nintendo character could escape Auschwitz?

[@astygmatyzm9071]

Bruh

[@TheSteeltec]

Now you're thinking with portals

[@reedbarbarigos]

*Mario*

[@1S004]

please do

[@blahblahblahbloohblah]

I'd love that tbh

[@Astartes-6969]

MatPat: which Nintendo Character would survive 911?

[@kdebones]

MatPat: Don't call me MatDaddy Us: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THAT WAS A THING?

[@zenos02]

Its reverse psychology!!! He wants to be called MatDad

[@keenanrichards7015]

because he wants it to be a trend, it's a trap to fool us.

[@notagoat281]

The obvious answer is that he _wants_ us to call him that and he's using reverse psychology (it also sounded _very_ sarcastic, in my opinion), but what I can't figure out is _why_ he wants us to call him that.

[@Ray_Vun]

@@notagoat281 i think it might be partially because if it becomes a thing it might get trending and will bring people to his videos, increasing his views. but also because stephanie seems to not like the beard and so this might be a way to annoy her

[@jamesmanning5159]

r/whoosh

[@potatobean6064]

"Don't call me MatDaddy" by bringing attention to this nickname you're obtained, you have successfully informed those of us who don't know about it, and will now inevitably be called matdaddy more.

[@delikatessbruhe9843]

If anyone is aware of that kind of reverse psychology, he is. I'm just wondering what he's up to because I can't really imagine that he WANTS it to be a thing. Looks like a social experiment to me, like he doesn't care either way and just wants to see what happens

[@cyan4864]

#Matdaddyforlive!

[@renhensen9298]

I don't get why MatDaddy is so mad about it. Just accept it, it's who you are, MatDaddy!!!

[@njohnson5503]

#matdady4eva

[@femboxthedumb6404]

*Mwahahaha!*

[@somnvm37]

I think the most likely to survive is pyro from tf2

[@thiagomax9306]

looking back this was in really bad taste

[@boredfangerrude]

It was not.

[@betsymiller2744]

Matpat: Today we’re doing a theory on- KZbin: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

*Matdaddy

[@HelenGPitts]

Previous month I was able to withdraw my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this provider on-line for 24 months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for standard understanding of internet and elementary typing skill...The best thing about this job is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am in a position to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation together with them very routinely. Don't neglect this chance and try to react rapidly. This is what I do... *grab26­.­c­o­m*

[@coyraig8332]

MatPat: "Cranky Kong is old and feeble" Me: "I'd like to see you balance on a barrel while it's going that fast"

[@Sporkinator]

I guess Cranky Kong is old and feeble, but the DK version of "old and feeble" is still much stronger than the human definition of "young and healthy"! xD

[@redx2018]

Don’t you mean, matdaddy?

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

@@redx2018 mydaddy * tips fedora*

[@cosplaymemories1487]

While at that age as well....

[@fatumaahmedfarah9092]

hahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@willcomn1919]

I thought this was a joke, but this is actually real

[@konatea]

Be me coming back to this video Wtf Matthew

[@scottandkameronklosterman8927]

7:38 Guys please stop calling me matdaddy Me: already making plans to spam his twitter with messages saying matmommy

[@squidward5096]

2:17 I like how you even care to make the video time match

[@SteveOnlin]

Notice that too

[@supremegenz]

Mat Pat = Phone Guy In FNAF Musical

[@Legogigachad]

Thanks for the memories dude I miss you already

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

MatPat: "Peach is the most secluded and most likely to survive the outbreak." Rosalina: *Laughs in space princess*

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

Samus: *Laughs in Loner Space Bounty Hunter in Atmopsherically Sealed Space Suit*

[@ranya5072]

well, there ARE a lot of stuff left in space due to astronauts n stuff...

[@dakillerpyro_]

TadStrange2k Paulutina: *Laughs in Sky temple*

[@yasmineowens6272]

True

[@yasmineowens6272]

True

[@PaulTheDorito]

Hol up isnt kirby just gonna becomes one with the virus and gains its abilities

[@literallyfckingjesus5334]

But how is he going to gain its power if it's attacking him from the inside

[@lauraosullivan1378]

He swallows

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

Lol your right

[@holee2737]

its impossible for the virus could hurt him cause his stomach is a endless space

[@arfyThewarfle]

@@holee2737 true

[@tinydancerpresents1504]

What about Rosalina? She's on a spaceship away from most of humanity with her lumas who also could stay quarantined with her. She's also kind of young.

[@CosmicGoku529]

Young? She is at least 100 years old. Possibly millions of years old. As for the rest you are right.

[@anakinskywalker846]

You seem to have forgotten Samus. She’s young and has no facial hair like Peach but she is far more isolated, is almost constantly wearing not only a mask and gloves but a full body protective suit, and unlike Peach, isn’t kissing someone who is susceptible to the virus

[@saxeladude]

it really doesn't matter they have extra lives

[@ninjago4ever69]

Yeah and most people in the sonic universe could live

[@BucketAnimations123]

What if they run out

[@ninjago4ever69]

@@BucketAnimations123 just run around and get coins

[@elcactus777]

They are playing with time

[@elcactus777]

@@BucketAnimations123 they can use the flag

[@silverfox_x3]

"The virus, that should not be named..." Me *a crazy potter head* "Fear of a name only increases the fear of the thing itself!"

[@StellaLoreley]

Mavis Akemi me: CORON- I mean VOLDEMORT

[@alivingcoralreef609]

Virusmort the Slitherin virus

[@eerov8256]

VOLDERONA

[@bortniteburger3893]

A crazed pot head

[@silverfox_x3]

@Aryan Verma *petition signed* 😂🙏

[@LyronAguiar]

I'm here from Trash Taste 😂

[@Sinn0100]

Gamers are alone? What year do you think this is Matt? Gamers are now everywhere you look. I have been a gamer for over 30 years and the longest I have ever spent single throughout my adult life is 6 months.

[@joannzivalich-schutz1492]

Matt: Don't call me Matdaddy Me: OK then, Daddypat

[@marchogan1259]

Daddypat actually sounds better xD

[@ren2ito]

@@marchogan1259 Daddypatty

[@manguy01]

DadPat

[@NonBinary_Mess]

That actually sounds better 😂

[@itsasecret4451]

Joann Zivalich-Schutz Matthew Fatherly God of Holyness Games And Or Films Cause We Don’t Discriminate Patrick Star

[@Instantcheese]

MatPat: "Do not call me MatDaddy" Me: "Ok, MatDaddy"

[@cowzmoon]

#MatDaddy for the win

[@Faolan-qe9vl]

y not 'Dadpat'?

[@jay88ar]

Hard to discern if that was sarcasm or not but if I see him I'm yelling out Mat Papi

[@troymileslovell7587]

matdaddy

[@stekki9114]

or DaddyPat???

[@happygav123]

Steve from Minecraft can literally get rid of every mortal disease just by drinking milk

[@Pyrodiac]

We're discarding the completely unrealistic rules of Minecraft.

[@CosmicGoku529]

@@Pyrodiac But you are fine with other games that have unrealistic things happening. Mario where they have dinosaurs that throw their eggs, sentient mushroom, and a items that can give superpowers like throwing fire, ice, or even clouds.