Film Theory: You'll DIE Before This Bee Movie Meme!

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When The Bee Movie and We Are Number One memes exploded on KZbin last year, the Internet proved once and for all how insanely meta it's willing to get for the sake of a great Meme. No one took this farther than the minds of Reddit and Dank Memes, who created the most earth-shattering meme of Meme History. In this episode, I dive into the Ultimate Bee Movie Meme, the one that will outlast us all!
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[@smallangryowl2162]

How about a mini theory where you find how big a hard drive you would need to store it, providing you didn't use compression. Actually I'll do it now. 24 megabytes per second of uncompressed footage and 4.9073006*10^35 seconds gives 1.1777*10^37 megabytes or 1.1777*10^31 terabytes. The LaCie 1TB Rugged Mini Mobile Hard Drive weighs 0.240 kg and has dimensions H 86 mm W 135 mm D 19 mm. This storage device would weigh 0.240*1.1777*10^31=2.82648*10^30 kg, or about twice the mass of the sun. The total volume would be (0.086*0.135*0.019)*1.1777*10^31=2.5979*10^27 m^3, or 1.8 times the volume of the sun. If you made a cube out of these drives it would be 1.3747*10^9 meters high, or 155000 mount everests on top of each other. Oh what about the power drain? Lets see... I couldn't find the power consumption for this drive so I will assume it to be 4.7 watts (watts = joules per second) 4.7 * 1.1777*10^31 * 4.9073006*10^35 =2.7163*10^67 joules. That's as much energy as almost 3*10^22 supernovas all going off at once, albeit spread over a MUCH longer time. TLDR: It would have twice the mass of the sun, 1.8 times the volume of the sun and use the energy of 3*10^22 supernovas to play it. Edit: No idea how many peeps will see this now since the comment is so old but I must thank you for all your praise, if I'm ever feeling down this is where I come!

[@Loup-mx7yt]

Gabriel Parkinson holy shit you're smart

[@FilmTheory]

Incredibly well done! I LOVE the work you did on this. I be lucky to have someone like you on Team Theorist ;)

[@escivencain8653]

When matpat lowkey tries to recruit someone

[@Jo-if2ey]

Hey that's pretty good.

[@theartofeating6257]

Fungifu Christensen lol I almost died laughing at this comment 😂😂😂

[@BradMasters100]

Don't forget all the ads that would play during the video

[@chapstickwarrior9277]

Unskippable ads! :O

[@youngsm]

enable adblock

[@ntsempty1209]

*ad buffers*

[@sunnowo]

That's what I call a money grabber.

[@th3mdt]

KZbin Red.

[@emilyrothman5869]

I gotta say I'm impressed. Someone accidentally made a meme that would last longer then the universe itself ten times over.

[@datboi5298]

More like sexdecillion times over.

[@greenjay9666]

@@datboi5298 no

[@-catlove64-]

@@datboi5298 ayo 😟

[@Duckduck8000]

@@datboi5298 🤨

[@doublej3369]

Don't feel like looking back at the actual number to determine whether I'm correct, but I'm almost certain you could SQUARE the lifespan of the universe and it wouldn't be longer than th video

[@purpleplaza7447]

Imagine how much longer this hypothetical video would be five years later with a fourth Toy Story a sixth Ice Age and four new seasons of SpongeBob and the Simpsons

[@enddorb]

not to mention the 5 years of youtube content

[@bencroyle3962]

And Lightyear

[@yellowkiddo1333]

Don’t forget Toy Story of Terror and That Time Forgot

[@dutch_asocialite]

I'm willing not to count those, since I consider it a period piece.

[@user-st5lr8rn3d]

We need a remake. I would watch that

[@sackfu7952]

If this meme existed, it would hold the world record for most copyright claims ever on a single piece of media that ever did or ever will exsist.

[@monochr0mium]

Sack fu this actually does exist

[@legoRaygun114]

I was going to say that it would have only a few, but then I remembered that every video ever uploaded to KZbin was included. Yeeaaaah that would do it.

[@sheliagrimmett2744]

It does exist.

[@lucienturcios1009]

@@sheliagrimmett2744 I mean the trailer one does but the one that matpat is talking about in this video doesn't

[@ezra8562]

o my gosh yes

[@juangrille1310]

-Any thing you wish before the execution? -Well... There's this one video...

[@itzyoung]

lol

[@CarelessMiss]

Juan Grille Aww

[@teriyakisauce7320]

Juan Grille lmao that pic goes too well with ur coment

[@Zoinkin89]

#lifehacks

[@thebestannie3078]

How to beat the System 101 LOL

[@flarezizkool8877]

That guy managed to make a video with more time than the earth & universe have been alive for together.

[@lifeiscats1337]

And the video outliving the entire universe, and us with it, obviously including all future generations that will ever be born

[@michaelnelson1127]

Though honestly, it was probably easier than you think. He started with the SpongeBob episodes which would just be putting all the episodes together and playing them backwards, then he would go through the Bee Movie, find all the “times a bee is on screen”, put a break in the video for each one, then insert the SpongeBob video. Then that process would be repeated for the rest of the stages until the entire video is finished. True, it would probably still take at least a month or two to find all the instances and insert the respective videos, but it’s nonetheless a relatively simple process.

[@kat_lyn9859]

​@@michaelnelson1127 bro imagine the storage capacity

[@TrumpsGoofyAssMugshot]

⁠@@kat_lyn9859some dude near the top if the comment section did the calculation

[@Winter_Frost-Winter_isfun123]

Again I ask the question of “what if you put it in 2x”

[@HRavenfolks]

it'll be 4 octillion years.

[@Treydies]

8.5 divided by 2?

[@lukebomber9292]

4.25 octillion years

[@FluffyVu]

4,336,063,741,000,000,000,000,000,000 or four octillion, three hundred thirty six septillion sixty three sextillion seven hundred forty one quintillion years

[@dreadz314]

​@@FluffyVuok

[@Coolrh13]

Doctor: you have exactly 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to live Me: I know exactly what I am doing

[@JNSStudios]

Ha. XD

[@xxxmlgsonicxxxmlg8811]

Doctor : You have 8,700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 centuries to live Me:YAY!

[@wlj]

ide probaly get bored of liveing

[@gamersonly936]

I need the video's link!

[@flameumbreon7711]

Coolrh13 me: oh...well....I'm an umbreon

[@pro2gamer]

The real question here is... *_How much time would it take to render and upload?_*

[@OceanNoodles_]

Yes

[@codygraf4462]

Exactly

[@thejoziebozie]

Mownage Vol Fulken all of it

[@pro2gamer]

All of these answers are valid.

[@meggamatty]

Mownage Vol Fulken you could no upload it

[@BallisticSoul6]

I remember rewatching this so many times when I was younger and rewatching it is a pure nostalgia blast

[@michaelnelson1127]

Which one? The theory, or the video it’s covering?

[@mgrvr]

Same.

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

​@@michaelnelson1127I Think They Watches The Video When They Were Younger.

[@mythmage8231]

"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE, *HUNDRED* YEARS?" "This meme, Dad. I'd still have this meme"

[@Cosporcos-Q]

Having every KZbin video play quintillion a of times? Talk about a copyright strike

[@Spectarium]

and think about it every single day you watch there will be even more content so as you are watching this long ass video you will always have to incorporate those new videos into this whole equation

[@dogzune93]

Aaron McElligott xD

[@or3356]

Aaron McElligott 300TH LIKE!

[@Titanite_In_NY]

But if the video itself was uploaded to KZbin, the video would be 2 times that. But if that also has that, it would double, thus producing a paradox, and an infinite amount of c-strikes. My head hurts

[@Da_Swifta]

Roared To Life How would that work exactyl? Just because a video is impossibly long doesn't mean it has magical self-editing powers.

[@PauloJrchannel]

When your mom says you can only watch one more video before going to bed.

[@peegod24]

YASS XD

[@sysyishot7859]

Preach! 👏

[@PauloJrchannel]

*8 octillion years.

[@scoobone]

Paulo Jr. lol

[@scoobone]

Paulo Jr. so true

[@oliver_editzz61]

Imagine how big a 2024 version of this would be 💀💀💀💀

[@miguelandresforerodelgadil3059]

Thing really be bigger than all of the multiverses

[@MemeWorksStudios]

0:00 Beginning 1:51 It’s base is boosted beyond comprehension. 2:07 8 hours, 47 minutes 2:08 Yep 2:20 BINGO!!! 2:36 Take it to the ABSOLUTE MAX! 2:43 Long title 3:11 Huge number 3:59 ALGORITHMS! MATH! 4:28 RSLN 4:31 Really scarily large numbers 4:36 Silver Edition 4:47 PRETTY SWEET! 4:56 The overlord of meme-dumb himself: 4:58 SBSP 7:23 Go have more coffee with comedians and cars 7:35 7136 runs of every Sponge Bob episode 8:29 All of the previous conditions 9:52 Over 630 million 11:10 Everything is green 13:50 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 YEARS!!!!

[@FrostWafflez]

How-

[@MemeWorksStudios]

@@FrostWafflez MatPat says We Are Number One at 2:01

[@pinkman_]

What

[@dutawe]

Doctor: You only have 8 octillion years left to live. Me: Wait what?

[@HuslWusl]

Me: Nice to hear ^^

[@robbiecotter3194]

Husl Wusl v

[@peegod24]

Lol

[@Yoanka]

And you'd still die before the end of the last Ice Age movie.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Mr. N00dle Me: "how many digits is that, fam? can I sell a part?"

[@aurora1089]

My mom said one more video before bed. *chuckles darkly* *edit: stop liking this comment i wrote it in middle school i don't want to be reminded of it anymore

[@YellowNBlue]

Marvel ooh... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@wafflez6547]

UlTrA6am1n6 ???

[@BandicootMilk]

just watch a live stream of dank memes

[@amybeth8885]

A billion years later... "MARVEL! I told you one video before bed." "Same video ma!"

[@alex_the_lesbian_goddess6272]

Marvel lol

[@richardsanchez5444]

So in other words, one DMV visit.

[@hellnoodlerat4937]

I didnt think I'd be having an existential crisis over a theory about bee movie memes today

[@audriii2334]

matpat is literally the only person in the world that can make me watch 16 minutes worth of math

[@elivanhoy]

Lol same

[@newspacia]

Top ten reasons of why we don’t need school

[@shaneplayspixel1322]

Same

[@paindalo]

I *hate* math

[@IzzyRoseDoesArt]

Yes!

[@josephpeterson-mcgee9502]

It would take 8.5 octillion years to finish Me: skips to the end

[@toneydcoutho6836]

Well he said it would take 8.5 octillion years for the video to get over from start to finish

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

You are to dangerous to be kept alive

[@mcmahan29]

(o_o) umm....... Um

[@vierfach4407]

stonks

[@sasquatch884]

Big Brain time

[@ubnominal]

Anyone here relieving these memories after the Announcement of Matpat stepping down the Host?

[@triddie12396]

Me, made a playlist of my favourite videos from him

[@Velvetfr0g]

What if this video was actually on youtube? You would have to have this added to the every video on youtube part MULTIPLE TIMES.

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

It's Not?

[@euphoria2239]

The question which should be answered is... How long did it take to upload the video?!

[@theflaminglitten-fo6jd]

and how did they create it O_O

[@c0mmitedkawaii201]

I looked up the video and there’s no such thing :/ think it got taken down so it was fake OR your question shall lay there never to be awnswered by anyone else but who made it! :)

[@lostime2743]

YES

[@Dope_danny]

16:28

[@kidzvidz3262]

If You Have Some Kind of Copy Paste Editing and a Super Fast Computer You Might Be able To Upload The Video Before You Die...

[@AlexanderWilithinIII]

I've seen numbers like these before. I've played Cookie Clicker.

[@Dan-lf5mi]

Alexstrazsa how about adventure capitalist?

[@Dan-lf5mi]

Alexstrazsa how about adventure capitalist?

[@cakecore13]

Number I am way way way way above this 8quinquinquinquintrigintillion

[@washington_pc3306]

clicker heroes is best

[@Xoyy]

Alexstrazsa Lol same

[@ShowMeValour]

This video is the most early 2017 thing in existence truly for the history books.

[@zurathewoz4205]

Seeing matpat talk about the current episode of SpongeBob and Simpsons in 2017 made me laugh at how much more time would be added if this was done today

[@orisit1570]

And remember kids almost everything in this video was underestimated...

[@eliot1014]

Ah yes, I'm sure you watched everyone one of those frames, I have no doubt in your perfect math.

[@beate9377]

Some of it was overestimated though-

[@cookiepooponpon5906]

Yep most likely (idk how to spell it)

[@orisit1570]

trey1014 why you gotta he like that tho, he said he was giving it the most plausible outcome a few times I think

[@eliot1014]

@@orisit1570 Dunno why, but I think I remember believing that your comment was sarcastic somehow. That seems stupid now, just vaguely remembering what this video is about, but eeeh.. No disrespect dude, you're guess is probably right.

[@firelordozai1840]

"It would take 8.5 octillion years to watch from start to finish." Me: * *turns on 2x speed* *

[@josephplayz5597]

So that will make the video 4.5 octillion years to finish also 1 you would still be dead 2 The universe would already big banged and died about like 1 million times

[@JuanAlvarez-pc7ws]

@@josephplayz5597 yes

[@recarnation666woah.7]

4.3 octillion years.

[@sebbog]

*4.25

[@reginaphalange305]

*what if we use 100% of our brain?*

[@forrestgnome7160]

Coming back to this video in the 2020s is such a trip

[@Halalguy512]

@@Legofan4ever88 the humour is kinda corny but still nostalgic

[@josephbartmanovich2923]

It annoys me that he only calculated how much spong bob would play and completely forgot to add the playtime of the other things to the multiplied number

[@Chmms]

A youtube comment but everytime it gets liked i sip bleach

[@finestle2613]

take a fuckig sip babes

[@blurblewurble7620]

André Rosado Sip? SIP!? Fucking normie. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

[@blox_]

I disliked so you don't have to sip one !

[@drballsofficial]

André Rosado I got you your 100th sip enjoy

[@bp837]

André Rosado Have fun.

[@Poisonedhorror]

When the doctor tells you that you only have 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to live.

[@Poisonedhorror]

Didn't copy off of anyone intentionally.

[@Poisonedhorror]

What? I said that I didn't intentionally. I know what the word means.

[@vannn8968]

P H e

[@fgvcosmic6752]

P H D

[@juhabakapeci4108]

you still wouldn't finish the vid because the sun would explode before you could.

[@weegee-hehehe]

I can't beelieve it's already been 3 months since MatPat left. We miss you.

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

*Sighs* 🤦 The Pun Was So Unbeelievably Bad.

[@jacobs.9661]

I'd really like to see someone make an modified version of this very meme. Maybe instead of EVERY episode of Sponge and Simps it's only the first one, same with Ice and Toy.

[@coemcoem7070]

And Me at the zoo

[@mildewmatthew]

Challenge accepted I will do my best to create a modern version of this meme and I will include the number shown here as like an homage

[@apersonontheinternet8340]

The fact that an actual human being calculated this completely blows my mind.

[@aurelianolorente7674]

MaskdJohn a wife, in fact

[@frozenaorta]

+MaskdJohn Wife*

[@lostitem]

MaskdJjoohn Wife* :P

[@willsomervillebaker7078]

ಠ_ಠ

[@tannerharris7790]

You're right!!!!!! he isn't human. Mat Pat-aluminati confirmed!

[@bcs7935]

Everyone: Man it would be impossible to analyze that video Matpat: HOLD MY DIET COKE

[@chickentikka4383]

Lol, he’d probably chug it all down then burp out the answer along with all logical reasoning behind the answer

[@CestKevvie]

DIET COKE

[@yourchaoticadhdfriend3523]

Yeet

[@nayetroplaygames1037]

can anywon putt the link from this longest meme video ever pleas

[@demmazx1475]

Perfect

[@sanlikebeamer8146]

THIS WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO??? IM WATCHING THIS THINKING ITS LIKE A YEAR OR TWO OLD

[@thefinalsquid6353]

It’s been 6 years and this video is still good.

[@thavrisco1632]

Erm I think you mean 7 years

[@shadowlife1430]

Mom: do your chores Me: can I finish my video? Mom: fine. The video: 8.5 octillion years-long Me: goodbye chores, hello death and existentialism.

[@ilovepuyopuy0]

do your chores kid

[@mysteriousfigure5423]

Lol

[@francesjones5438]

Kind of dark man

[@hungrybear9343]

Shadow life t

[@toastaru2285]

And hello insanity.

[@Lorddelordy]

The teacher: the math test won’t take much working out The test:

[@Fereiro1410]

Imagine that my mom is a teacher she send this vídeo to my math teacher and now we calculate memes

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@Fereiro1410 that one kid that cheats with a calculator is gonna have a hard time

[@learainbow2495]

@@theREALsilviautism Yea but the calculator willl feel worse

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@learainbow2495 tru dat

[@sodicious]

If i were immortal and managed to keep my phone after the destruction of the earth and after the end of the universe i would watch the video thing

[@a.kitcat.b]

🗡Lofi Girl: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!🎥

[@laurencrocker2468]

MatPat: "...and don't even get me started on how long the damn video would take to buffer!" Me: challenge accepted. I looked up some stats on how long vids take to buffer. The average video according to a recent study buffers for 3-7 seconds. The average KZbin video is 260 seconds (or 4 minutes 20 seconds) long. Using those two numbers I found that, assuming your connection is bad, the average KZbin video spends about 2.69% of its runtime buffering. I multiplied that percentage by the runtime for this video, and found how long it would actually take (assuming you have poor connection) to buffer. It would take 2.334 times ten to the 27 years. Put in english, it would take *inhales* 233 septillion, 454 sextillion years. So there you have it. You're welcome.

[@thekittykatking4086]

really the average youtube video is only four minutes long? are you sure you got the average for 2015 to 2017 because I would've thought it would be at least 20 minutes long. ( I don't know, I'm not someone who does that kind of research )

[@laurencrocker2468]

The KittyKatKing I googled it and that's what it said, I'm not totally sure.

[@WindowsCollector]

I see that 420 joke you did there.

[@thekittykatking4086]

haha. no. even if that was on purpose, that is a very big stretch for a 420 joke.

[@bookishocelot2378]

Nice job, fellow theorist!

[@pseudoCyan]

Actual answer: infinity years because when it gets to the KZbin section, it’ll play itself, making a paradox.

[@josephplayz5597]

I said the same thing

[@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@kohlcooke8789]

woah

[@kyramccone]

Good point

[@teejaylewis289]

I dunno answer seems kinda sus

[@redmike0523]

What is bigger 1. The Mario plex 2. The Minecraft plex 3. The amount of seconds this meme is

[@rka3477]

New name: The Universe will die before this bee movie meme ends

[@sunshinelollipops5055]

But the _real_ question is.... _ya like _*_J A Z Z ?_*

[@grootentag969]

Sunshine Lollipops no

[@Sam-op6us]

WE ARE MEN. BEE MEN HALLELUJAH

[@Swapistic]

ILL HARPOON US A NEW ONE

[@user-mr9uk4ll6t]

I love jazz, well not all jazz but definitely like jazz band jazz thats so weird, I'm sorry

[@callmedisappointment7374]

*drops plates dramatically*

[@janiellef3214]

This theory legit gave me an existential crisis

[@YourKingPyro]

Honestly same I watched it when I came out and I literally had to vent to someone (which was also my first time properly venting) they just laughed and said it’s just a theory

[@liamgrapes4812]

Same

[@applecatrun]

they all do lol

[@themonsteresunderyoubed2819]

Lol same

[@mickhoward8946]

I had a headache after watching this video

[@shudidshu8853]

tbh matpat is making lore out of my childhood while teaching me a lot of math he is the only person to make me watch 16 mins of math

[@Artcat932]

“The Toy Story Trilogy has three movies” **Toy Story 4 comes out** Matpat: *Oh god no...oh god no...NOOOOO*

[@PsyKwol]

To be fair they said the Toy Story Trilogy. They didn’t say anything about a 4th movie

[@tristanfisler1523]

Plus the video would be changed indefinitely

[@jacobb.9181]

DragonSlash that was a terrible joke

[@cherrymanz4603]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo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[@tristanfisler1523]

Florence Clarke holy sh#t

[@niashields4331]

Matpat + Everyone: But remember that's just a theory a- Me: Game theory Matpat: Film theory Me: FUCK!

[@ashe_neko]

Nia Shields same

[@veryimportantpotato6391]

Nia Shields 101st like

[@perjutsu2936]

Nia Shields fuck*

[@oliviaeason1396]

Nia Shields 200th like 😆 and so true 😂

[@vtazeios843]

Nia Shields same!!!!!!

[@HomoEucharistica]

So... if we imagine that one year equals 0.01 second, how long it could take to watch that video with 10x speed?

[@tinanguyen5969]

8 septillion seconds, which is 93 quintillion days, which is *only* 253 quadrillion years! (Success!)

[@Gamerman-lu9bs]

Imagine what the numbers would look like with more recent stats for many of the conditions

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

When he talks about memes he sounds like an estranged dad trying to relate to his 10 year old son he hasn't seen in 5 years

[@ltb1345]

LOL, what??😂

[@cityuser]

We Are Number One still lives. It will never die.

[@cityuser]

But it's a great song.

[@namingisdifficult408]

Nayrisian indeed

[@TheTheorizer]

WAAAIT. Isn't the colour of green TECHNICALLY in every shot of the movie? It's found as a percentage of every other colour in the palette, isn't it?

[@bic4327]

Asking the real question here

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

Ohhhhh noooo, it's even longer now!

[@jonathankarlsson816]

The Theorizer yes you are rigt

[@thegreatherox]

let's say only when a pure shade of green is shown.

[@kyrakia5507]

Aside from shots with only the other primary colours in it, eg just red and blue

[@Riptideriot]

This video started a years long existential crisis when I was ten. Thank you so much matpat for giving me anxiety of the death of the universe ❤❤❤

[@neopolitan6918]

The fact that I *turned on subtitles* for the intro shows how much I love these videos

[@MyNipplesArePointy]

Imagine being that guy who made this meme randomly and then seeing this guy put so much effort into calculating it and making a video about it. If that were me I would be super proud.

[@juniperberry1121]

i cannot take you seriously with that name

[@MyNipplesArePointy]

@@juniperberry1121 How dare you. My name is orgasmically sexy.

[@Unoriginality_Incarnate_stupid]

Dil-

[@Casonplayz]

Probably used *AI*

[@seececil2608]

he isnt.

[@jadamwah_]

Mom: Hey you gotta go to bed in 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years me: ok let me watch this video real quick

[@hoperiley9938]

lol nice

[@xuyuri6075]

" Real quick "...

[@RebelliousRobot]

Only a robot could last this long.

[@tadsoup7602]

Jonathan Calabro ur immortal

[@jojagaga20]

420 likes...

[@Elish-a]

Kudos to MatPat and the team for actually crunching all of those numbers 😮

[@peterpuke2841]

Imagine what kind of super computer you would need just to edit a video that big and how many brontobytes of storage would be needed to store the project files and the final video, this meme is truly ahead of human technology in its current form.

[@spookstermcbone2772]

Memes are like frogs. If you dissect them, they die.

[@Jyxrr]

Spookster McBone Arnt frogs dead before you dissect them?? So: memes are like frogs, they die before you dissect them

[@spookstermcbone2772]

HollowWolf Unless they're alive still.

[@conkcreet1344]

Spookster McBone yes I very agree

[@nsdis2040]

Breadgamer Frogs are pepes, but in real life.

[@spookstermcbone2772]

Why am I still getting love?!

[@StrayBulletXIII]

"The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... *Smelly.* " -Mr.Krabs

[@the_darkmode]

I think he was talking about the small of your dead body after watching the video

[@johnkearns2252]

I am so happy I knew ever word to that

[@AnakinSkywalker-mi5cz]

Beautiful

[@morefrecklesthansense9817]

Love that line. Always have.

[@ModdieYT]

anchovies... ANCHOVIES

[@Val-Playz]

I feel so sorry for MatPat he has suffered for the math

[@sparlew]

Uploading that video must’ve taken a while 💀

[@friendlyneighborhoodautist]

You are the kid in class that wouldn’t mind the “show your work” part of questions lmao

[@crybabysgone]

That’s me when I’m lazy lol

[@kittenblossom2794]

Still Brilliant 4 yrs later!!

[@doommachine583]

Thats probably because hes the only one that did his work

[@thelivingkazoo5331]

@2024 student7 even worse,it’s on the first page on the bottom

[@helenleomom]

Pov

[@chaoticwaffle5487]

if it included every youtube vid, would itinclude itself, and imagine all the ads on that video

[@grayley1233]

oh frick

[@asyasutcu9556]

You just broke my brain....

[@katherineb2520]

I'm scared...

[@mommyanddaddybarr]

KZbin premium people: is this some kind of peasant joke that I am too rich to understand

[@axelinedgelord4459]

This video infinite times along with everything else...

[@CinderDragon7]

This video feels like how people joke about how the past was

[@jasongoodwin7318]

i like how when he's speeding up at the begining he gets to a part where it isn't words and at the very end where he says his catch phrase "but that's just a theory, a film theory" is still ledgible

[@Mrsbubbles87]

at the speed up part he just has the same thing over and over I looked at the captions and I slowed it down and it was the same thing over and over

[@theaxxorite9415]

@@Mrsbubbles87 no

[@axolotlminecraft1357]

True True

[@creationisntgood942]

If you set the video to 0.25x speed you can actually make out some of the words from throughout the video

[@randomkokonut1296]

People from 1900s: In the future there will be flying cars Us in 2017: **Makes a meme longer than the existance of the whole universe** Me: Tbh I dont know what's more impressive

[@ilovetweek000]

Random Kokonut there are already flying cars (from what i’ve heard) but they only work over copper plated floors or roads i think

[@Pounceboi]

Random Kokonut i would bet all my money no one ever said that

[@gajusz4372]

now there comes a question... WHAT FUCKIN INTERNET DO YOY HAVE TO HAVE TO UPLOAD THIS THING IN LESS THAN A YEAR?!

[@a.t.fa.t.f7031]

@pounce boi have you watched back to the future?

[@OAKLY__]

The universe is 4636272747463746463747473748374746367347847373636474848392929292938487119293933985434434342239449585857575838291919290303048485757757558584848399302010102948485757665748494933933920202020102939384847475757676768549493939292920101029394948845857575767585894943002201019383848475756483839191029393948475747575756474848382919109238485756577484483903948484years old

[@ElementalKage]

Matpat: We get the drum roll number of *Video game ad plays*

[@redheadboi2120]

This is one of my personal favorite theories from the matpat channels.

[@gonemad_r6404]

Mom said one more video before bed.

[@elmoyes207]

Gamer Gone Mad Its an image

[@thebluewhisker8661]

Verus Onix Its a joke

[@mac4930]

I'm literally lmao

[@emmariordan8559]

Dude mattpat gave you a heart for this joke

[@simpwhoisdeadinside3432]

Gamer Gone Mad good chance

[@sawg1261]

I wonder how many ads are put into that video...

[@astracrits4633]

DERS A SNAKE IN ME BOOT All of them.

[@anniequill435]

DERS A SNAKE IN ME BOOT Add that time to the fuxk knows how long and it's gonna be even longer are you kidding

[@MVBit]

I would assume that if you're watching a very long video, ads would appear every, say, twenty minutes. Doing some simple math tells us that there would be approximately 2.279×10^32 ads in the video.

[@ctrdf70]

that has to be a money bank that video

[@ctrdf70]

Dead Mask 282 well good on you for counting, scout

[@pandabro8249]

never have i seen 22 secents of a video change my life so much. i might cry

[@placeholdervryt]

0:00-0:28 put at .25 speed and turn captions on, the ability to foreshadow a whole video whilst squeezing in memes and making it so fast it’s not even hearable is effort I can applaud mat made the video 16:28 minutes long only to make only the first 28 seconds worth it

[@kamille286]

MatPat: playing all the spongebob episodes for every bee in each frame is a bit overkill Me: And the rest of it isn't?!

[@v.k.p.7174]

but wait, if he did calculate with every bee/frame it would take like, a lot more time, over 24x for sure

[@johnsmith2.074]

hi. Im your 420th like! i just wanted to drop by and say nice comment!!!! and keep it up!

[@marthaindahouse1010]

I love how the title just says "you'll die before this bee movie meme" like it's a threat

[@thebananarepublic7255]

It is

[@marthaindahouse1010]

@@thebananarepublic7255 Uh oh

[@noelblack8159]

Steve harvyeet I saw you somewhere

[@potatolord4166]

Oh, trust me it is

[@myLord-tn9bx]

Humans won’t live without bees, but they won’t live with bees either :)

[@jorgegutierrezabdo]

The math made my head hurt a bit, but I love videos like these!

[@flvffyqt]

I love that he said "A drumroll number of.." and then there was an ad. Perfect

[@dinodare1605]

Paradox: Actually uploading that video would increase the total length of every video on KZbin demonstrably, making it even LONGER!

[@Tynut]

Recursion: Making this video longer would make the total length of all the KZbin videos longer, which would make this video longer, which would make the KZbin Videos longer, etc., etc.,

[@memowl3663]

OMG *My mind is blown*

[@DirectorTaffy]

Dino Dare how do

[@coatlsaviator]

yeah and how do you even FIND every single video on youtube!?!?

[@josephjames7654]

My brain is on fire.

[@jiggyjigster1117]

Doctor: you only have 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to live Me: watches that video

[@bumblefoo5169]

you have your priorities straight.

[@raidengee-graham9877]

EMMET OG comment NOT

[@kimakath]

ACTUALLY, you wouldn't be able to, because since every KZbin video ever is in the video, the video itself would include, so it would be infinite. Sorry buddy, but I'm sure you can watch some of it.

[@carnictus23]

'only'

[@carnictus23]

Doggo no it's not an auto updating video, it just has all the videos uploaded before the date that it was uploaded to youtube

[@Jgfhujnggg23342]

I’m a time traveler coming back to tell all of you… Matthew has retired from Theories. And that’s NOT a theory!

[@Fanchen4535]

We know

[@ricochet1351]

You left the timestram too early, you need to go back farther.

[@nekomimicatears]

Set your time machine back a little farther, you're a bit too far in.

[@mushybermeister8478]

When bo said “welcome to the Internet “, this is what he meant

[@justprivateinformation4729]

If the video took into account itself as a KZbin video it would literally never end

[@plvarun]

Imagine how long that would be

[@yates3815]

I just want to know how long the video would be if MatPat interpreted the Bee Movie rule as "one full run of Spongebob for every bee in every frame".

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

@@yates3815 over 60 years for one run of the bee movie with the SpongeBob according to his number, but longer now cause there’s more SpongeBob episodes

[@Ellwoo]

@@mikeychrisanthus9948 Man said "the spongebob"

[@jeremyzapsmash]

🤤

[@krystimanalo]

Mom: Time to go to bed! Jimmy: *OnE moRE vIdEO mOM?*

[@sciblastofficial9833]

(8.7 octillion years later) The last episode of Spongebob ends. Jimmy: I said... one last video... I didn't know it would be this long... (laughing while on a rocking chair) Outside of Jimmy's house the last stars are dying

[@cutiecutie6494]

Lol poor Jimmy

[@hadrianmoment3944]

Cutie Cutie poor, poor, Jimmy...

[@teme05]

Haha amazing!

[@jeffreystoll1718]

I'm so mad at myself for laughing at this

[@ariceff1419]

but what would the file size on the server be for a video like that?

[@TheMcMufgins]

Bro the adds would make me cry if I was watching that video

[@IrisRiedel6]

things to think about: 1. how long it would take to make the video 2. how long it would take to upload the video 3. how long it would take to buffer (as matpat said) 4. how many ads there will be in the video

[@maksimgames1]

1# make an AI do it, 2# make it at the center of google's database and it'll take no time at all, 3# something like 17% to 65% of the video, 4# ads are off.

[@guythatsepic]

There would be no ads when it gets hit with billions of copyright strikes instantaneously

[@liemduongthanh8386]

Iris Riedel 100000000 centillions yes that is a number DUD

[@GaryLuKOTH]

maksimgames1 Yeah, I was thinking about having an AI do it because it would take up a lot less space and time since I only need to import those movies and TV episodes. The problem with that though is that I have no way of getting every video ever uploaded onto KZbin and that will probably take up more space than everything else.

[@maksimgames1]

Gary Lu Productions: did you forget what i said at 2#, the google database has literally every video uploaded ever.

[@oliviawang2808]

I'm came back from math class to watch... More math AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@afrogonaleaf]

That's exactly what I'm doing right now

[@NoU-jc4kq]

Olivia Wang HAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGA LOL

[@LaserCoreX]

Olivia Wang Well you obviously didn't come back from English class.

[@idabee7605]

Olivia Wang just finished algebra homework on TI-83... How Dare MatPat

[@oryan4218]

ROASTED

[@HornyDenji]

First: how does KZbin have storage for the amount of frames and pixels Second: how long did the who uploaded the video wait for the video to upload on KZbin

[@josephjackson1956]

I was actually thinking about this video for a long time

[@panterytexxx1]

i wonder how many years it took that guy to upload that video

[@nitekroller]

trust maskdjohn he calculated it

[@professorgeek1337]

vanilla bear about 112

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

vanilla bear More than 3 hours, I am pretty sure of that.

[@gingerbreadbirdy7994]

Imagin how many terabytes it took to even have the stored somewhere.

[@Charisonic_558]

screw terabytes, we're talking thousands to hundreds of thousands of yottabytes which is the biggest known byte storage ever. wanna know how it compares to a terabyte? 1 yottabyte is equal to 1 trillion terabytes. yeah, get that wrapped around your head

[@azchochipyz2558]

This video, but every time Matpat makes a cringy joke, The entire Spongebob plays in negative colors, but every time they say Spongebob, it slows down but every time the Krabby Patty is in frame the entire bee movie plays, but every time the color yellow is in the frame, the bee movie trailer plays, but every time they say bee, we are number one plays backwards, but every time a trumpet can be heard, the entire Fast and Furious series plays, but every second a car is visible, the entire Simpsons series plays, but every time a syllable is spoken, every video on KZbin plays, but for every second of video on KZbin, the entire Ice Age pentology is played, but for every frame an animal is visible, the Legend27 commercial is played on loop for every post every uploaded on facebook, each post representing an hour, but every time they say the Legend27, every video of Game Theory is played in slow motion, but every time Matpat says "game", every movie that ever won an Oscar is played backwards.

[@mrthomasvision140]

AZchochipy Z that would probably be around 2,886,457,252,525,123,998,724,975,345,234,776,556,224,790,234,533,353,338,998,336,122 years

[@christiangarza8122]

That is literally infinite if this video was posted on this channel

[@sarahvilardi3071]

MrThomasVision 1 Wait you calculated it...?

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

MrThomasVision 1 Are you MatPat's son?

[@jackstearns249]

Lol. All life in the universe will be extinct before that video ends

[@Buphido]

For the green in toy story, you could have asked someone to write a simple computer program for you. Counting the frames containing green in the movies is very easy to program, talking from experience.

[@Terrasparkboots]

I’m revisiting this vid cus years ago it freaked me out as a child as it was the first time young me was exposed to the concept of my own death

[@sofia-yy3vl]

“every video on youtube” me: *flashbacks to the animal jam videos i made when i was 7*

[@captaincontroller5091]

I’ll assume you deleted them because they aren’t there

[@sofia-yy3vl]

Captain Controller it was on a different account that i dont have access to anymore 😭

[@pussinboots9983]

What name?

[@sofia-yy3vl]

La Vendetta we dont need to reveal that 😶

[@superchargedskyline3577]

sofia we do

[@TiO2_]

Now, a new question ! How long would it take to upload it ?

[@prepper83ify]

Probably 8 Octilion years

[@bobsawyer4608]

Space Dust they exist now

[@naomin.5315]

Bob sawyer shut up

[@bobsawyer4608]

glo.naomii make me

[@dulcenogueron6652]

GD TiO2 even better, how long would it take to put together?