Film Theory: You'll DIE Before This Bee Movie Meme!

[@sackfu7952]

If this meme existed, it would hold the world record for most copyright claims ever on a single piece of media that ever did or ever will exsist.

[@monochr0mium]

Sack fu this actually does exist

[@legoRaygun114]

I was going to say that it would have only a few, but then I remembered that every video ever uploaded to KZbin was included. Yeeaaaah that would do it.

[@sheliagrimmett2744]

It does exist.

[@lucienturcios1009]

@@sheliagrimmett2744 I mean the trailer one does but the one that matpat is talking about in this video doesn't

[@ezra8562]

o my gosh yes

[@euphoria2239]

The question which should be answered is... How long did it take to upload the video?!

[@theflaminglitten-fo6jd]

and how did they create it O_O

[@c0mmitedkawaii201]

I looked up the video and there’s no such thing :/ think it got taken down so it was fake OR your question shall lay there never to be awnswered by anyone else but who made it! :)

[@lostime2743]

YES

[@Dope_danny]

16:28

[@kidzvidz3262]

If You Have Some Kind of Copy Paste Editing and a Super Fast Computer You Might Be able To Upload The Video Before You Die...

[@Driii777]

matpat is literally the only person in the world that can make me watch 16 minutes worth of math

[@elivanhoy]

Lol same

[@newspacia]

Top ten reasons of why we don’t need school

[@shaneplayspixel1322]

Same

[@paindalo]

I *hate* math

[@IzzyRoseDoesArt]

Yes!

[@purpleplaza7447]

Imagine how much longer this hypothetical video would be five years later with a fourth Toy Story a sixth Ice Age and four new seasons of SpongeBob and the Simpsons

[@endorb]

not to mention the 5 years of youtube content

[@bencroyle3962]

And Lightyear

[@yellowkiddo1333]

Don’t forget Toy Story of Terror and That Time Forgot

[@dutch_asocialite]

I'm willing not to count those, since I consider it a period piece.

[@Shadowandsauce]

We need a remake. I would watch that

[@BradMasters100]

Don't forget all the ads that would play during the video

[@chapstickwarrior9277]

Unskippable ads! :O

[@youngsm]

enable adblock

[@ntsempty1209]

*ad buffers*

[@sunnowo]

That's what I call a money grabber.

[@th3mdt]

KZbin Red.

[@smallangryowl2162]

How about a mini theory where you find how big a hard drive you would need to store it, providing you didn't use compression. Actually I'll do it now. 24 megabytes per second of uncompressed footage and 4.9073006*10^35 seconds gives 1.1777*10^37 megabytes or 1.1777*10^31 terabytes. The LaCie 1TB Rugged Mini Mobile Hard Drive weighs 0.240 kg and has dimensions H 86 mm W 135 mm D 19 mm. This storage device would weigh 0.240*1.1777*10^31=2.82648*10^30 kg, or about twice the mass of the sun. The total volume would be (0.086*0.135*0.019)*1.1777*10^31=2.5979*10^27 m^3, or 1.8 times the volume of the sun. If you made a cube out of these drives it would be 1.3747*10^9 meters high, or 155000 mount everests on top of each other. Oh what about the power drain? Lets see... I couldn't find the power consumption for this drive so I will assume it to be 4.7 watts (watts = joules per second) 4.7 * 1.1777*10^31 * 4.9073006*10^35 =2.7163*10^67 joules. That's as much energy as almost 3*10^22 supernovas all going off at once, albeit spread over a MUCH longer time. TLDR: It would have twice the mass of the sun, 1.8 times the volume of the sun and use the energy of 3*10^22 supernovas to play it. Edit: No idea how many peeps will see this now since the comment is so old but I must thank you for all your praise, if I'm ever feeling down this is where I come!

[@Loup-mx7yt]

Gabriel Parkinson holy shit you're smart

[@FilmTheory]

Incredibly well done! I LOVE the work you did on this. I be lucky to have someone like you on Team Theorist ;)

[@escivencain8653]

When matpat lowkey tries to recruit someone

[@Jo-if2ey]

Hey that's pretty good.

[@theartofeating6257]

Fungifu Christensen lol I almost died laughing at this comment 😂😂😂

[@apersonontheinternet8340]

The fact that an actual human being calculated this completely blows my mind.

[@aurelianolorente7674]

MaskdJohn a wife, in fact

[@frozenaorta]

+MaskdJohn Wife*

[@lostitem]

MaskdJjoohn Wife* :P

[@willsomervillebaker7078]

ಠ_ಠ

[@tannerharris7790]

You're right!!!!!! he isn't human. Mat Pat-aluminati confirmed!

[@Winter_Frost-Winter_isfun123]

Again I ask the question of “what if you put it in 2x”

[@HRavenfolks]

it'll be 4 octillion years.

[@Treydies]

8.5 divided by 2?

[@lukebomber9292]

4.25 octillion years

[@dreadz314]

​@@FluffyVuok

[@Nightmare2.03]

ok@@dreadz314

[@TheTheorizer]

WAAAIT. Isn't the colour of green TECHNICALLY in every shot of the movie? It's found as a percentage of every other colour in the palette, isn't it?

[@bic4327]

Asking the real question here

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

Ohhhhh noooo, it's even longer now!

[@jonathankarlsson816]

The Theorizer yes you are rigt

[@thegreatherox]

let's say only when a pure shade of green is shown.

[@kyrakia5507]

Aside from shots with only the other primary colours in it, eg just red and blue

[@aurora1089]

My mom said one more video before bed. *chuckles darkly* *edit: stop liking this comment i wrote it in middle school i don't want to be reminded of it anymore

[@YellowNBlue]

Marvel ooh... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@wafflez6547]

UlTrA6am1n6 ???

[@BandicootMilk]

just watch a live stream of dank memes

[@beloved_house]

A billion years later... "MARVEL! I told you one video before bed." "Same video ma!"

[@alex_the_lesbian_goddess6272]

Marvel lol

[@orisit1570]

And remember kids almost everything in this video was underestimated...

[@CosmicCreatorCat]

Ah yes, I'm sure you watched everyone one of those frames, I have no doubt in your perfect math.

[@beate9377]

Some of it was overestimated though-

[@cookiepooponpon5906]

Yep most likely (idk how to spell it)

[@orisit1570]

trey1014 why you gotta he like that tho, he said he was giving it the most plausible outcome a few times I think

[@CosmicCreatorCat]

@@orisit1570 Dunno why, but I think I remember believing that your comment was sarcastic somehow. That seems stupid now, just vaguely remembering what this video is about, but eeeh.. No disrespect dude, you're guess is probably right.

[@flarezizkool8877]

That guy managed to make a video with more time than the earth & universe have been alive for together.

[@lifeiscats1337]

And the video outliving the entire universe, and us with it, obviously including all future generations that will ever be born

[@michaelnelson1127]

Though honestly, it was probably easier than you think. He started with the SpongeBob episodes which would just be putting all the episodes together and playing them backwards, then he would go through the Bee Movie, find all the “times a bee is on screen”, put a break in the video for each one, then insert the SpongeBob video. Then that process would be repeated for the rest of the stages until the entire video is finished. True, it would probably still take at least a month or two to find all the instances and insert the respective videos, but it’s nonetheless a relatively simple process.

[@kat_lyn9859]

​@@michaelnelson1127 bro imagine the storage capacity

[@user-123-l6f]

⁠@@kat_lyn9859some dude near the top if the comment section did the calculation

[@juangrille1310]

-Any thing you wish before the execution? -Well... There's this one video...

[@itzyoung]

lol

[@CarelessMiss]

Juan Grille Aww

[@teriyakisauce7320]

Juan Grille lmao that pic goes too well with ur coment

[@Zoinkin89]

#lifehacks

[@thebestannie3078]

How to beat the System 101 LOL

[@josephpeterson-mcgee9502]

It would take 8.5 octillion years to finish Me: skips to the end

[@toneydcoutho6836]

Well he said it would take 8.5 octillion years for the video to get over from start to finish

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

You are to dangerous to be kept alive

[@mcmahan29]

(o_o) umm....... Um

[@sasquatch.8]

Big Brain time

[@nitzanzemach5190]

Me: finishing

[@Cosporcos-Q]

Having every KZbin video play quintillion a of times? Talk about a copyright strike

[@Spectarium]

and think about it every single day you watch there will be even more content so as you are watching this long ass video you will always have to incorporate those new videos into this whole equation

[@dogzune93]

Aaron McElligott xD

[@or3356]

Aaron McElligott 300TH LIKE!

[@Titanite_In_NY]

But if the video itself was uploaded to KZbin, the video would be 2 times that. But if that also has that, it would double, thus producing a paradox, and an infinite amount of c-strikes. My head hurts

[@Da_Swifta]

Roared To Life How would that work exactyl? Just because a video is impossibly long doesn't mean it has magical self-editing powers.

[@BallisticSoul6]

I remember rewatching this so many times when I was younger and rewatching it is a pure nostalgia blast

[@michaelnelson1127]

Which one? The theory, or the video it’s covering?

[@mgrvr]

Same.

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

​@@michaelnelson1127I Think They Watches The Video When They Were Younger.

[@emilyrothman5869]

I gotta say I'm impressed. Someone accidentally made a meme that would last longer then the universe itself ten times over.

[@datboi5298]

More like sexdecillion times over.

[@greenjay9666]

@@datboi5298 no

[@-catlove64-]

@@datboi5298 ayo 😟

[@Duckduck8000]

@@datboi5298 🤨

[@doublej3369]

Don't feel like looking back at the actual number to determine whether I'm correct, but I'm almost certain you could SQUARE the lifespan of the universe and it wouldn't be longer than th video

[@bcs7935]

Everyone: Man it would be impossible to analyze that video Matpat: HOLD MY DIET COKE

[@chickentikka4383]

Lol, he’d probably chug it all down then burp out the answer along with all logical reasoning behind the answer

[@CestKevvie]

DIET COKE

[@yourchaoticadhdfriend3523]

Yeet

[@nayetroplaygames1037]

can anywon putt the link from this longest meme video ever pleas

[@demmazx1475]

Perfect

[@dinodare1605]

Paradox: Actually uploading that video would increase the total length of every video on KZbin demonstrably, making it even LONGER!

[@Tynut]

Recursion: Making this video longer would make the total length of all the KZbin videos longer, which would make this video longer, which would make the KZbin Videos longer, etc., etc.,

[@memowl3663]

OMG *My mind is blown*

[@DirectorTaffy]

Dino Dare how do

[@coatlsaviator]

yeah and how do you even FIND every single video on youtube!?!?

[@josephjames7654]

My brain is on fire.

[@mythmage8231]

"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE, *HUNDRED* YEARS?" "This meme, Dad. I'd still have this meme"

[@Coolrh13]

Doctor: you have exactly 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to live Me: I know exactly what I am doing

[@JNSStudios]

Ha. XD

[@xxxmlgsonicxxxmlg8811]

Doctor : You have 8,700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 centuries to live Me:YAY!

[@wlj]

ide probaly get bored of liveing

[@gamersonly936]

I need the video's link!

[@flameumbreon7711]

Coolrh13 me: oh...well....I'm an umbreon

[@AlexanderWilithinIII]

I've seen numbers like these before. I've played Cookie Clicker.

[@Dan-lf5mi]

Alexstrazsa how about adventure capitalist?

[@Dan-lf5mi]

Alexstrazsa how about adventure capitalist?

[@cakecore13]

Number I am way way way way above this 8quinquinquinquintrigintillion

[@washington_pc3306]

clicker heroes is best

[@Xoyy]

Alexstrazsa Lol same

[@chaoticwaffle5487]

if it included every youtube vid, would itinclude itself, and imagine all the ads on that video

[@grayley1233]

oh frick

[@asyasutcu9556]

You just broke my brain....

[@katherineb2520]

I'm scared...

[@mommyanddaddybarr]

KZbin premium people: is this some kind of peasant joke that I am too rich to understand

[@axelinedgelord4459]

This video infinite times along with everything else...

[@MemeWorksStudios]

0:00 Beginning 1:51 It’s base is boosted beyond comprehension. 2:07 8 hours, 47 minutes 2:08 Yep 2:20 BINGO!!! 2:36 Take it to the ABSOLUTE MAX! 2:43 Long title 3:11 Huge number 3:59 ALGORITHMS! MATH! 4:28 RSLN 4:31 Really scarily large numbers 4:36 Silver Edition 4:47 PRETTY SWEET! 4:56 The overlord of meme-dumb himself: 4:58 SBSP 7:23 Go have more coffee with comedians and cars 7:35 7136 runs of every Sponge Bob episode 8:29 All of the previous conditions 9:52 Over 630 million 11:10 Everything is green 13:50 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 YEARS!!!!

[@FrostWafflez]

How-

[@MemeWorksStudios]

@@FrostWafflez MatPat says We Are Number One at 2:01

[@pinkman_]

What

[@janiellef3214]

This theory legit gave me an existential crisis

[@YourKingPyro]

Honestly same I watched it when I came out and I literally had to vent to someone (which was also my first time properly venting) they just laughed and said it’s just a theory

[@liamgrapes4812]

Same

[@applecatrun]

they all do lol

[@themonsteresunderyoubed2819]

Lol same

[@mickhoward8946]

I had a headache after watching this video

[@kamille286]

MatPat: playing all the spongebob episodes for every bee in each frame is a bit overkill Me: And the rest of it isn't?!

[@v.k.p.7174]

but wait, if he did calculate with every bee/frame it would take like, a lot more time, over 24x for sure

[@johnsmith2.074]

hi. Im your 420th like! i just wanted to drop by and say nice comment!!!! and keep it up!

[@pseudoCyan]

Actual answer: infinity years because when it gets to the KZbin section, it’ll play itself, making a paradox.

[@josephplayz5597]

I said the same thing

[@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@kohlcooke8789]

woah

[@kyramccone]

Good point

[@teejaylewis289]

I dunno answer seems kinda sus

[@richardsanchez5444]

So in other words, one DMV visit.

[@jasongoodwin7318]

i like how when he's speeding up at the begining he gets to a part where it isn't words and at the very end where he says his catch phrase "but that's just a theory, a film theory" is still ledgible

[@Mrsbubbles87]

at the speed up part he just has the same thing over and over I looked at the captions and I slowed it down and it was the same thing over and over

[@theaxxorite9415]

@@Mrsbubbles87 no

[@axolotlminecraft1357]

True True

[@creationisntgood942]

If you set the video to 0.25x speed you can actually make out some of the words from throughout the video

[@firelordozai1840]

"It would take 8.5 octillion years to watch from start to finish." Me: * *turns on 2x speed* *

[@josephplayz5597]

So that will make the video 4.5 octillion years to finish also 1 you would still be dead 2 The universe would already big banged and died about like 1 million times

[@JuanAlvarez-pc7ws]

@@josephplayz5597 yes

[@jjgaming347]

4.3 octillion years.

[@sebbog]

*4.25

[@reginaphalange305]

*what if we use 100% of our brain?*

[@justprivateinformation4729]

If the video took into account itself as a KZbin video it would literally never end

[@plvarun]

Imagine how long that would be

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

@Yates over 60 years for one run of the bee movie with the SpongeBob according to his number, but longer now cause there’s more SpongeBob episodes

[@Ellwoo]

@@mikeychrisanthus9948 Man said "the spongebob"

[@jeremyzapsmash]

🤤

[@hellnoodlerat4937]

I didnt think I'd be having an existential crisis over a theory about bee movie memes today

[@shadowlife1430]

Mom: do your chores Me: can I finish my video? Mom: fine. The video: 8.5 octillion years-long Me: goodbye chores, hello death and existentialism.

[@puyoinator]

do your chores kid

[@mysteriousfigure5423]

Lol

[@francesjones5438]

Kind of dark man

[@hungrybear9343]

Shadow life t

[@toastaru2285]

And hello insanity.

[@Artcat932]

“The Toy Story Trilogy has three movies” **Toy Story 4 comes out** Matpat: *Oh god no...oh god no...NOOOOO*

[@PsyKwol]

To be fair they said the Toy Story Trilogy. They didn’t say anything about a 4th movie

[@tristanfisler1523]

Plus the video would be changed indefinitely

[@jacobb.9181]

DragonSlash that was a terrible joke

[@cherrymanz4603]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@tristanfisler1523]

Florence Clarke holy sh#t

[@wolfy549]

proof that memes are literally stronger than the universe

[@baconfrappe1469]

Exactly

[@cursedyeet483]

Clorox Bleach ironic my little man

[@albidokolli7563]

Plz no

[@trap5934]

Albi Dokolli B. Hi. I. Hmm. Bcc bfvvvv fio

[@irinamarovic9908]

Clorox Bleach I like your name!

[@ubnominal]

Anyone here relieving these memories after the Announcement of Matpat stepping down the Host?

[@triddie12396]

Me, made a playlist of my favourite videos from him

[@evan-bunch-of-numbers]

So...this is what you do instead of making Doctor Who Part 3

[@frankreed7560]

Paolo Rossi we've had 2 doctors since then! Ahhh!

[@pyromainia4710]

Paolo Rossi Nah, he'll make part 3 after watching that whole video

[@AxionZetaOne]

This is what I came to say.

[@MasterShadow091]

Paolo Rossi yes, talking about old/overused internet trends instead of making a part 3 of a theory of a tv show.

[@jalapinoy3790]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Lorddelordy]

The teacher: the math test won’t take much working out The test:

[@Fereiro1410]

Imagine that my mom is a teacher she send this vídeo to my math teacher and now we calculate memes

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@Fereiro1410 that one kid that cheats with a calculator is gonna have a hard time

[@learainbow2495]

@@theREALsilviautism Yea but the calculator willl feel worse

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@learainbow2495 tru dat

[@benanator876]

Ya know this is really speechless. How much time does this man have

[@nightwing6287]

Sans Skeleton too much time

[@Nightmare4ever19]

When you do this kinda stuff as your full time job, a lot.

[@torbeicto6735]

Sans Skeleton. Ikr

[@torbeicto6735]

Yeah

[@KamenriderCrusher]

Sans Skeleton come on give him a break he does KZbin for a living

[@StarvingHaert]

This video is the most early 2017 thing in existence truly for the history books.

[@marthaindahouse1010]

I love how the title just says "you'll die before this bee movie meme" like it's a threat

[@thebananarepublic7255]

It is

[@marthaindahouse1010]

@@thebananarepublic7255 Uh oh

[@noelblack8159]

Steve harvyeet I saw you somewhere

[@potatolord4166]

Oh, trust me it is

[@myLord-tn9bx]

Humans won’t live without bees, but they won’t live with bees either :)

[@sofia-yy3vl]

“every video on youtube” me: *flashbacks to the animal jam videos i made when i was 7*

[@captaincontroller5091]

I’ll assume you deleted them because they aren’t there

[@sofia-yy3vl]

Captain Controller it was on a different account that i dont have access to anymore 😭

[@pussinboots9983]

What name?

[@sofia-yy3vl]

La Vendetta we dont need to reveal that 😶

[@superchargedskyline3577]

sofia we do

[@randomkokonut1296]

People from 1900s: In the future there will be flying cars Us in 2017: **Makes a meme longer than the existance of the whole universe** Me: Tbh I dont know what's more impressive

[@ilovetweek000]

Random Kokonut there are already flying cars (from what i’ve heard) but they only work over copper plated floors or roads i think

[@Pounceboi]

Random Kokonut i would bet all my money no one ever said that

[@gajusz4372]

now there comes a question... WHAT FUCKIN INTERNET DO YOY HAVE TO HAVE TO UPLOAD THIS THING IN LESS THAN A YEAR?!

[@a.t.fa.t.f7031]

@pounce boi have you watched back to the future?

[@toneydcoutho6836]

@Carbonated_Water R B L X The universe is 13.7 billion years old :/

[@forrestgnome7160]

Coming back to this video in the 2020s is such a trip

[@Halalguy512]

@@Legofan4ever88 the humour is kinda corny but still nostalgic

[@yjxmogo8850]

How did English captions catch that intro

[@yjxmogo8850]

Welp at least is not a brain dead person

[@noo6423]

no one knows

[@biancaa861]

mat, or someone that helps edit the videos just typed it in the captions

[@e2b265]

Actually, there are videos that actually say what he said by slowing it down drastically.

[@plutolover4501]

Also probably It’s because it’s just a sped up part from the end of the video, easily slown down and recognized

[@eulalie7035]

Actually, the video is a paradox. It itself is a video on KZbin, so it would have to play itself thousands of times.

[@restplz]

oml how did I not realize this this just made an entire new- holy- ok time to lose brain cells

[@chalk9760]

well that wouldn't work because it wouldn't have been uploaded yet therefore it wouldn't be a youtube video yet which means it wouldn't be in its own video

[@Just_A_Random_Person_908]

Eulalie Burrows No because this video was uploaded after

[@brandonwhittemore9324]

But by then technology wouldn't be the same so it wouldn't be playing

[@giosgio]

Hot Dog of course I didn't read the coments fully so you and a few others made the same comment

[@StrayBulletXIII]

"The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... *Smelly.* " -Mr.Krabs

[@the_darkmode]

I think he was talking about the small of your dead body after watching the video

[@johnkearns2252]

I am so happy I knew ever word to that

[@AnakinSkywalker-mi5cz]

Beautiful

[@morefrecklesthansense9817]

Love that line. Always have.

[@ModdieYT]

anchovies... ANCHOVIES

[@zurathewoz4205]

Seeing matpat talk about the current episode of SpongeBob and Simpsons in 2017 made me laugh at how much more time would be added if this was done today

[@BustlingKiwi]

When the doctor tells you that you only have 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to live.

[@BustlingKiwi]

Didn't copy off of anyone intentionally.

[@BustlingKiwi]

What? I said that I didn't intentionally. I know what the word means.

[@vannn8968]

P H e

[@fgvcosmic6752]

P H D

[@juhabakapeci4108]

you still wouldn't finish the vid because the sun would explode before you could.

[@krystimanalo]

Mom: Time to go to bed! Jimmy: *OnE moRE vIdEO mOM?*

[@sciblastofficial9833]

(8.7 octillion years later) The last episode of Spongebob ends. Jimmy: I said... one last video... I didn't know it would be this long... (laughing while on a rocking chair) Outside of Jimmy's house the last stars are dying

[@cutiecutie6494]

Lol poor Jimmy

[@hadrianmoment3944]

Cutie Cutie poor, poor, Jimmy...

[@teme05]

Haha amazing!

[@jeffreystoll1718]

I'm so mad at myself for laughing at this

[@scoobysnacksization]

Queen Elizabeth II: *yawns* ahhh that video was pretty boring im going to watch it again. Imissed a few details

[@kaye_cc592]

welp I will

[@maryj4ne]

lmao

[@i_hart_camo1829]

Why only 3 replies?! THAT WAS GOOD JOKE GOD DAMNIT!

[@sabrinastark2568]

Pssh, this is just a clip for her

[@chaoshenrysevenstickmin3148]

Weres da computer room

[@Velvetfr0g]

What if this video was actually on youtube? You would have to have this added to the every video on youtube part MULTIPLE TIMES.

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

It's Not?

[@doomsfn.2145]

Its all fun and games until toy story 4 comes out

[@weszola]

Oh no

[@TorjusMe]

Helo

[@a_prsn]

Oof

[@garypeat3787]

Its all fun and games until bee movie 2 comes out

[@Gator_nit]

It’s all fun in games until Matt comes out of the basement

[@jadamwah_]

Mom: Hey you gotta go to bed in 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years me: ok let me watch this video real quick

[@hoperiley9938]

lol nice

[@xuyuri6075]

" Real quick "...

[@RebelliousRobot]

Only a robot could last this long.

[@tadsoup7602]

Jonathan Calabro ur immortal

[@jojagaga20]

420 likes...

[@dutawe]

Doctor: You only have 8 octillion years left to live. Me: Wait what?

[@HuslWusl]

Me: Nice to hear ^^

[@robbiecotter3194]

Husl Wusl v

[@peegod24]

Lol

[@Yoanka]

And you'd still die before the end of the last Ice Age movie.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Mr. N00dle Me: "how many digits is that, fam? can I sell a part?"

[@CinderDragon7]

This video feels like how people joke about how the past was

[@lynxunemuon]

Imagine being immortal and watching this video all the way through if it existed. You would've watched every single video on KZbin, whether it be that weird video your little brother uploads from his iPad, every ASMR video with that cute chick you like, every single YTP that ever exists, 5 hours of soothing sounds, and hours upon hours of Film Theory itself, all being played thousands of times over again in a course of the entire video. That's actually a torture even Hell can't compare to.

[@lynxunemuon]

@ForeverHufflepuff That's a whole different genre of torture.

[@brianoliveira42]

and the clips from terrible movies, earrape, extremely high-pitched sound, those "10 hour" memes, the absolute weirdest videos, every diss track, every rap song, every cringey song remix, every flat-earth argument, every terrible joke, every dead meme, every ultra-loud video, every song made from autotuned game sound effects, every 24-hour loop of sounds or music, every video from the channels you hate, every video with profanity, every video in a language you can't understand, every incredibly cheesy soap opera video, every little kids' cartoon, every advertisement, every poor audio video from some KZbinr with bad equipment, every video of purposefully annoying sounds, every epilepsy-causing video, every gross video with blood, every video meant to induce rage, every boring video that you can't understand, every emotional video that you sobbed over, every kind of video that you think is pointless............

[@lynxunemuon]

@cryamal In that time you'd probably forget you ever had friends and that you were even watching a video o_0

[@ethanmeyer985]

wow. how long did it take to edit that video?

[@lynxunemuon]

@@ethanmeyer985 The video doesn't actually exist, if it did, it would take up a universal amount of memory

[@friendlyneighborhoodautist]

You are the kid in class that wouldn’t mind the “show your work” part of questions lmao

[@crybabysgone]

That’s me when I’m lazy lol

[@kittenblossom2794]

Still Brilliant 4 yrs later!!

[@doommachine583]

Thats probably because hes the only one that did his work

[@thelivingkazoo5331]

@2024 student7 even worse,it’s on the first page on the bottom

[@helenleomom]

Pov

[@PauloJrchannel]

When your mom says you can only watch one more video before going to bed.

[@peegod24]

YASS XD

[@sysyishot7859]

Preach! 👏

[@PauloJrchannel]

*8 octillion years.

[@scoobone]

Paulo Jr. lol

[@scoobone]

Paulo Jr. so true

[@weegee-hehehe]

I can't beelieve it's already been 3 months since MatPat left. We miss you.

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

*Sighs* 🤦 The Pun Was So Unbeelievably Bad.

[@oliviawang2808]

I'm came back from math class to watch... More math AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@afrogonaleaf]

That's exactly what I'm doing right now

[@NoU-jc4kq]

Olivia Wang HAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGA LOL

[@LaserCoreX]

Olivia Wang Well you obviously didn't come back from English class.

[@idabee7605]

Olivia Wang just finished algebra homework on TI-83... How Dare MatPat

[@oryan4218]

ROASTED

[@theviniso]

Chuck Norris watched this entire meme. Twice.

[@doesemi]

how old is this meme it's still funny though--

[@Megapikacch]

and Chuck Norris approves...

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

I wish I could like this comment twice.

[@drewwooten1480]

No, the entire meme watched Chuck Norris...

[@ezenelle8649]

.

[@weirdowithahoodie289]

"Time and space will come to an end, but bad movie memes will outlive us all." Can I *please* get that on a hoodie????? That is the best thing I have ever heard in my LIFE.

[@nickichambers9328]

I need a hoodie like that too!

[@jackthomas1448]

how to get beat up at school 101, its so lame that even the lamest kids will be beating you up.

[@Helplmfao]

I gothcu

[@adethesimp]

I need this in my life, I think we all do

[@Helplmfao]

I meant to say hoodie😑

[@jacobs.9661]

I'd really like to see someone make an modified version of this very meme. Maybe instead of EVERY episode of Sponge and Simps it's only the first one, same with Ice and Toy.

[@coemcoem7070]

And Me at the zoo

[@mildewmatthew]

Challenge accepted I will do my best to create a modern version of this meme and I will include the number shown here as like an homage

[@TonyIceCream]

Imagine you die end up in the purgatory and have to watch trough this to get to heaven

[@the_darkmode]

This video is a burning pile of sin, watching it would send you to h#@% instantly, defeating the whole purpose.

[@iforgyatt]

that would be f u n

[@remus8852]

I rather watch a universe entire life time

[@grok6308]

Jericho Lea are you 4?

[@Mileshuh]

@@grok6308 "h#@%" I mean, is there much to assume here

[@antonywu6672]

Pfft. I can watch it all the way to the end without dying! (Slides the bar all the way to the end) Bam! Done

[@lilboat420]

Antony Wu that bar would be rlly long so it will take a few secs

[@franciscogarza3156]

Squidward Tentacles No because the bar is always the same size

[@Lloyd_lyle]

lol thats what i do in every 10 hour video or 14 hour video or whatever

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

Bam done... they say after ten years of scrolling

[@heatwaves6788]

yup

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

When he talks about memes he sounds like an estranged dad trying to relate to his 10 year old son he hasn't seen in 5 years

[@ltb1345]

LOL, what??😂

[@cityuser]

We Are Number One still lives. It will never die.

[@cityuser]

But it's a great song.

[@namingisdifficult408]

Nayrisian indeed

[@oliver_editzz61]

Imagine how big a 2024 version of this would be 💀💀💀💀

[@miguelandresforerodelgadil3059]

Thing really be bigger than all of the multiverses

[@MailMainbutnot]

i will not imagine that

[@joemamah2545]

Everyone: you cant use a meme to understand a meme Matpat *uses "bee movie without bees" to figure out how many seconds the bee movie has with bees in the frame.*: SAY WAHT

[@jaoofy]

i used the meme to destroy the meme

[@ProfAzimov]

I used the meme to destroy the memes- meme thanos

[@raddiecat6528]

"Flim theory: You'll die before this bee movie meme" But every time mat pat goes off-topic to make a joke the video speeds up but every time he says the word bee it plays "Flim Theory: Tangled Repunzel's hair is KILLING itself" But every time mat pat says a word witch means hair it cuts to "Flim Theory: The Cars in the cars movie aren't cars" Backwards but every time mat pat says cars it slows down every scene of the video with MQUEEN in it and scenes with Mattre speed up. But every scene with mattre in it plays Cars 2 at an annoyingly slow place. But every time matter isn't on screen it plays the complete film theory ARC "The Disney death count" But every time mat pat puts in a clip with something dieing Moana is played with the bass boosted beyond comprehension repeating for the number of characters dieing in the clip but every time the chicken from Moana is on screen it plays all Moana film theory. But every time Matpat mentions death it plays Game theory Super Mario maker is bigger than the universe it" But it's slowed down so the second count is equal to the possibilities of good levels in super Mario maker 2 right now. And every time a syllable is finished it plays all the Nintendo Labo adds of 2020. When it plays "super mario make is bigger than the universe the speed of "You'll die before this meme" Resets

[@krystalsass2755]

woah

[@PastaTurtle]

mattre? lol

[@CraigCranberries]

You just made an infinite loop

[@raddiecat6528]

@@CraigCranberries oh...

[@raddiecat6528]

@@CraigCranberries Wait no everything in there is finite so theoriticaly it would end it's not reseting the videos its reseting the speeds so it dosn't get T O O F A S T

[@saltymatttheweeb1139]

Toy Story 4: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@katielamborghini3551]

Ice Age 69: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

[@katielamborghini3551]

Also, the Simpsons and Spongebob are still on air so...

[@saltymatttheweeb1139]

@@katielamborghini3551 HMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@TheArrow-ru7wd]

Phalanx the Shellshocker does this video exist

[@josephbartmanovich2923]

It annoys me that he only calculated how much spong bob would play and completely forgot to add the playtime of the other things to the multiplied number

[@SomeDudeWithAnExitSign]

The interesting thing about the long meme, As time goes on, the meme gets even longer due to the fact that KZbin videos are being uploaded every hour or even minute. The Simpsons and SpongeBob are still having new episodes which makes the meme even longer the before. Also there is Toy Story 4 so that means it get even more longer then before. Every minute the theory get more and more inaccurate. The meme is going to get longer and longer until KZbin shuts down and The Simpsons and SpongeBob stop making new episodes. This meme is to powerful to be stopped.

[@goldenwarrior1186]

And the meme itself has to be played (since it’s a KZbin video) meaning it’ll play itself over and over and over

[@cookieman8548]

HA

[@hypnopump]

But can you average that limit?

[@hypnopump]

@@goldenwarrior1186 Or it could be a base condition exempt from the loop

[@yourlocallizstuartenjoyer34]

…

[@artemisfolk]

Doctor: You have 8,672,127,482,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to live. Me:

[@syd7909]

whyy

[@Fivept48]

Hey you have enough time to watch the vid

[@frozenmark2714]

If i hear that i will kill him and then kill my self

[@MegaMoh]

welp, too bad, gotta spend half of the time you can live buffering the video

[@FreshTaco]

SupremePyromaster Weeeeeelcome to the joke!

[@Eternityyyyyy]

Imagine if that video was the only proof that we existed after we all died

[@CatPerson136]

Oh God

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Lmao

[@fireshadowdark5462]

The Aliëns: ........ ........ Welll..... At least they are dead now....

[@seamusquain2706]

@@fireshadowdark5462 Humans With a space station and more bad memes: *BONJUR*

[@errorsarefunny]

@@fireshadowdark5462 imagine if evidence was instead the normal bee movie

[@sawg1261]

I wonder how many ads are put into that video...

[@astracrits4633]

DERS A SNAKE IN ME BOOT All of them.

[@anniequill]

DERS A SNAKE IN ME BOOT Add that time to the fuxk knows how long and it's gonna be even longer are you kidding

[@MVBit]

I would assume that if you're watching a very long video, ads would appear every, say, twenty minutes. Doing some simple math tells us that there would be approximately 2.279×10^32 ads in the video.

[@ctrdf70]

that has to be a money bank that video

[@ctrdf70]

Dead Mask 282 well good on you for counting, scout

[@nafinapkin5439]

When the doctor says youre immortal

[@schubey_t6841]

*invincible. Just because you're immortal doesn'6 mean you can't die, you just won't die of old age.

[@ashenlongbow1482]

*active immortality Invincibility doesn't make you impervious to damage. It just makes you physically stronger than anyone else. Invulnerability just means that external forces cannot damage you. You'd still age. Immortality is the closest. It depends on the definition of immortality, the definitions I use are active and passive. There are more official terms for these concepts but I always forget them. Passive immortality is immunity to the effects of ageing. Active immortality means you are unable to die. Under any circumstances. This is what immortality was supposed to mean from the get go. How do I know? Simple, break the word down; im-mortality. The mortality there means the potential and inevitability of death. The im there functions in the same way as impossible. It functions as an inverter of meaning. This means that to be immortal is to rid yourself of either the potential of death or the inevitability of it, resulting in the dual definitions of active and passive immortality. Break down invincibility and you find that it's to do with strength and becomes difficult to define. It wouldn't protect you though. Invulnerability makes you the inverse of vulnerable i.e. perfectly protected, which is what you meant when you said invincible but that doesn't stave off the inevitability of death by an ironic turn. The perfect defence is meaningless as you'll inevitably die anyway. Enjoy your newfound existentialism! Don't worry, you get used to it oddly quickly! Either that or you commit suicide. I recommend the first path, despite the increased potential for pain.

[@SuperParkourio]

Scientific immortality may play out like that, but I'm pretty sure general immortality means you can't die, but not that you can't feel pain.

[@ashenlongbow1482]

+SuperParkourio I mentioned pain at the end because life is nothing but the potential to experience pain or joy. That closing section was a commentary on my own mental state due to my obsessing over fruitless concepts. Pain was not a concept I linked with any of my definitions. No matter which of the three states mentioned in question pain is still almost certainly a given. None of the phrases come with some handy numbing agent. Active immortality would likely be the most painful experience possible.

[@ashenlongbow1482]

My statement "I recommend the first path" was in reference to the idea of getting used to existentialism as opposed to committing suicide. I apologise, I should have been more clear.

[@Smoofie___]

The entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SpongeBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of Lazytown is played out of order but every time Robbie Rotten says the words villian or disguise every Roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring Paul Blart or Adam Sandler plays in order of how I rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word "I'll" the entirety of human history is recited by Danny Devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of "It's always sunny in Phildelphia" plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of Abraham Lincoln's life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension but every time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension Robbie Rotten appears and says his classic "Don't let your kids watch it" at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays but every time a bad camera angle is noticed a Asian man screams whilst attempting to down 3 gallons of tobacco sauce but every time he stops to catch his breath all of human history is rewritten when Jesus dies during childbirth but every time a Jew mentions currency the 12th dimension rips a hole in the screen and attempts to devour your very being quantum fiber by quantum fibre before recreating your feeble structure within a holding cell meant to capture the energy contained within human beings akin to that of "The Matrix" but once Neo appears the entire screen goes a heavy shade of green and the audio is boosted by 918572948398385% but when he uses one of his superpowers foottage of a field mine test during WWII plays but the shockwave hitting the camera is replaced by footage of nuclear bombs being dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki in order

[@stereoberrys8928]

how long did this take to write

[@Olivia-ox4gi]

osamh ali i'm sorry but who is gonna have time to read that nevermind calculate or watch it i'm sorry i just have to leave the internet now

[@mya2812]

osamh ali I'm sorry I couldn't read all of that

[@MerkedSeven]

it's definitely readable and mind blowing.

[@ciarakenny1317]

osamh ali I need that video

[@mariomaster973]

Imagine how large the file size would be and how long it would take to upload 😆

[@48toko]

Time: *Y e s*

[@calebfarmer176]

Do I dare calculate that I certainly could try

[@inactivechannel3004]

you would need an entire dyson sphere to upload that

[@thegeneralofskies]

Zip it and send it to a friend😉

[@GoldenYXZ]

Nasa pc and internet

[@nathanrelac8388]

The real question is... How long would that take to edit?

[@gamerwim9095]

B00M Styx how lomh would it take to upload or start to play

[@tophart8679]

B00M Styx imagine the render time

[@Reddo02]

at 60fps 4k 360 LOL RIP

[@zy4naa]

Gnader it would take generations of people to edit it. Like SO MANY GENERATIONS!

[@unusedbloonmaster4466]

one month

[@somerandomperson5159]

article 13: im going to stop you right there

[@TheBombyExtra]

And Yet 4 Months With It Passesed And Still Nothing Is Happening...

[@StarrySkys]

@@TheBombyExtra they said it would take 1-2 years to take full action

[@phantomexplores9511]

Shit its time to hit the deck

[@kawaii_chan1623]

We don’t speak of that

[@phantomexplores9511]

Never go there quickly grab the Swords and Shields to protect yourself from Article 13@@kawaii_chan1623

[@thefinalsquid6353]

It’s been 6 years and this video is still good.

[@thavrisco1632]

Erm I think you mean 7 years

[@lordcosby6364]

My head hurts a little now...

[@aevitern1ty]

my brain hurts

[@mr.dogeater216]

im dying of math but at least i get 2 weeks of a day off but i will spend half of it sleeping

[@ligerdiamond3067]

I just looked at how many replies this had, and when I looked, it said: "veiw all 2 replies". not gonna comment on Google's grammar.

[@albidokolli7563]

Lord Cosby

[@endeyfire]

Lord Cosby *goes and plays minecraft and makes a octuple compressed cobblestone*

[@matthewhumphrey4767]

Toy story 4 is coming out soon I expect an updated theory jk

[@cl0msy]

matthew humphrey NO ONE TOUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON ON THIS COMMENT ITS PERFECT WERE IT IS 69

[@helloiamenergyman]

@@cl0msy they touched it :(

[@icygacha989]

Toy story 4 did cane out

[@gogowonner]

@@icygacha989 come*

[@Pnod666]

This video came out in early 2017 and the final result in it was 8.5 octillion. Ever since, we've gotten more Spongebob episodes, more Simpsons episodes, more KZbin videos, and a 4th Toy Story movie, so i hope we've made it past the 9 octillion mark.

[@spookstermcbone2772]

Memes are like frogs. If you dissect them, they die.

[@Jyxrr]

Spookster McBone Arnt frogs dead before you dissect them?? So: memes are like frogs, they die before you dissect them

[@spookstermcbone2772]

HollowWolf Unless they're alive still.

[@conkcreet1344]

Spookster McBone yes I very agree

[@nsdis2040]

Breadgamer Frogs are pepes, but in real life.

[@spookstermcbone2772]

Why am I still getting love?!

[@sanlikebeamer8146]

THIS WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO??? IM WATCHING THIS THINKING ITS LIKE A YEAR OR TWO OLD

[@Snaathegoose]

The real question is How did they even edit this video

[@XerosOfficial]

That would take im guessing around 75 quinvigidecaquivexaleniplekigillion years.

[@VoilaTadaOfficial]

Actually if you wrote the right scripts you could probably do it with a couple hundred hours of automation. You see, if you have a timestamp of every syllable of ice age, a computer could check that and splice in every other rule, each of which would have a similar check. The youtube video section is split into 10 second sections so that's already practically a cinch for a computer to automate, and that means that the human part of this is simply watching the ice age movies, toy story movies, simpsons episodes, and the bee movie and recording the time stamps for each of their respective rules. This means that the human interaction to edit this movie would only take about 5-6 times the total length of each movie and simpsons series. By comparison to the entire length of the video that's nothing. Now rendering this video? THAT'S what I wanna know. It couldn't possibly be rendered at any reasonable resolution in a reasonable amount of time on any of our modern hardware.

[@NathanIsAqua]

the video doesnt exist

[@Nononostoplooking]

Bruh that's what I thought

[@Skitarii_Raptors_MTF_Nu-7_1971]

Maybe they are time travelers ? I'am not sure.

[@Retrophoenix-]

This episode made my head hurt

[@sessamiko]

Jayden Hussey no kidding i thought math was school blah blah blah

[@goldensilver5475]

Same

[@cj-pe5mj]

I'm just proud my childhood is a meme.

[@snarfflarf]

Same

[@icouldnotthinkofagoodname4441]

ya....

[@whinnie368]

they should have this meme as a homework assignment: 'how long is this meme?'

[@doughnutboy332]

It would be torture

[@shudidshu8853]

tbh matpat is making lore out of my childhood while teaching me a lot of math he is the only person to make me watch 16 mins of math

[@mistyrogers6608]

Toy story 4: comes out Mat Pat: no please Toy story 4: TIME TO REDO YOUR THEORY MATPAT

[@richardgibson8403]

Misty Rogers it says trilogy tho

[@richardgibson8403]

AavePlays I know

[@emmamedrano8008]

@@AnimeKyoYT how is that a joke

[@livingbeing4517]

@@AnimeKyoYT It isn't a woosh and IHaveReddit much

[@realspartan5206]

Jesus, it keeps going, it’s infinite, all of them say 6 days ago and it’s reply to the thing 6 days ago is from 2 months ago, It’s too powerful

[@alexdrawrz1167]

people in my highschool are cutting out black and white pictures of that bee and taping them up all around the school

[@Dan-bg5fm]

Endrawrz gaming y'all don't have color printers ?

[@tracyblanchard7663]

Wilfred For simple home use, monochrome printers are more common.

[@kingdedede8064]

Endrawrz gaming My school did a similar thing, but instead with Lord Farquad from Shrek 1 where he's holding a wine, naked in bed. It was _beautiful_

[@VCRK888]

I gotta transfer to your school.

[@deedye5361]

Endrawrz gaming My highschool is doing that to classrooms and cars with different memes. It's funny and we have no idea where they are coming from.

[@fibbs3587]

just realized that if someone actually uploaded this video to youtube it would create an infinite loop of it getting longer because every time it uploaded it would have to be re-uploaded because there was now an extra ~8.7 octillion years of youtube content for the first time. lets not even get in to how long the second, or third ones would be.

[@alpharomeo8954]

Simple. Just make a new KZbin just for the video. The thing is, the video is just an idea (thank God).

[@jaysonsk]

you assume it will be uploaded to youtube. this is for.... personal enjoyment

[@lipo-tz2qn]

William Wallace holy shit your right

[@fibbs3587]

nah I was just saying hypothetically

[@julia-qm2td]

William Wallace That upload time would take hella long

[@Jgfhujnggg23342]

I’m a time traveler coming back to tell all of you… Matthew has retired from Theories. And that’s NOT a theory!

[@vivzsphobia]

We know

[@ricochet1351]

You left the timestram too early, you need to go back farther.

[@nekomimicatears]

Set your time machine back a little farther, you're a bit too far in.

[@sunshinelollipops5055]

But the _real_ question is.... _ya like _*_J A Z Z ?_*

[@grootentag969]

Sunshine Lollipops no

[@Sam-op6us]

WE ARE MEN. BEE MEN HALLELUJAH

[@Swapistic]

ILL HARPOON US A NEW ONE

[@RandomlyAbigail]

I love jazz, well not all jazz but definitely like jazz band jazz thats so weird, I'm sorry

[@callmedisappointment]

*drops plates dramatically*

[@cantgetfiredbecauseidontha1072]

A KZbin video longer than earth's existence Damn

[@savanerus5554]

A KZbin video longer than the life span of the universe.

[@bananabell318]

How was this even created? If the video is longer than the universe itself, how did someone manage to create it in their lifespan?

[@savanerus5554]

Ctl C+ctl V

[@peppalovers6167]

Banana Bell it’s not real

[@ameliaelizabeth9918]

What has this world come to

[@gonemad_r6404]

Mom said one more video before bed.

[@elmoyes207]

Gamer Gone Mad Its an image

[@thebluewhisker8661]

Verus Onix Its a joke

[@mac4930]

I'm literally lmao

[@emmariordan8559]

Dude mattpat gave you a heart for this joke

[@Gray567]

Gamer Gone Mad good chance

[@sodicious]

If i were immortal and managed to keep my phone after the destruction of the earth and after the end of the universe i would watch the video thing

[@woodem.me.5281]

Even better: Sans is Ness but every time Matpat talks let it grow plays but every time O'hare is in frame, every Lazy town episode is played, but everytime someone sings a song, someone reads all of homestuck but every time a character swears, it plays every video on youtube, but every time a noun is used, it plays every episode of Doctor Who, but every time someone says Doctor, it plays all the Lord of the Rings movies at half speed, but every time Gandalf is on screen, it plays every episode of Pokemon but every time Ash is on screen, it plays the legend27 1000 times and gets slower every second.

[@soullessghost8456]

slice of reX That would take forever

[@mayorofcantown2723]

matpat NEEDS to do this

[@urmum6775]

that is waaaaaaaaay to long to watch

[@gbdornls]

slice of reX did you say homestuck

[@woodem.me.5281]

can't wait to see the pitch forks and torches

[@ninjamaster5616]

I’m watching this before article 13 takes it down );

[@c0mpating413]

me to and also the video he is talking about

[@paige-zy2rz]

Same... *sigh*

[@gogowonner]

It took it down already

[@catherinedinapoli2030]

#SAVETHEINTERNET

[@archerwarren4984]

Article 13 is so stupid. ANYONE WHO _CAN_ VOTE PLEASE VOTE AGAINST IT!