Pinocchio (PS2): The Review

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Tennings

Tennings

Күн бұрын

Phoenix Games. It's always Phoenix. Fucking. Games.
Support Tennings on Patreon: / tennings
Much like Snow White & The Seven Clever Boys, this is another
top quality "movie" made to sell under false pretences.
Follow me on Twitter: / tennings
Like me on Facebook: / tennings
That's it for now :) Tank ya kindly!
Happy Christmas!

Пікірлер: 616
@SuperFloxes
@SuperFloxes 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I can't get over 'don't run off PinocchiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'.
@gleam6370
@gleam6370 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@danielbuxton205
@danielbuxton205 4 жыл бұрын
Same here! Its my go to phrase whenever something doesnt go my way IRL hahaha
@danielbuxton205
@danielbuxton205 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact - I’m back 6 months later and went to like your comment but actually I liked it because I’d already liked it and then went to write the comment I’d always wrote.
@eddiedingle767
@eddiedingle767 3 жыл бұрын
That has nothing on "I'm turning donkey"
@naquris4241
@naquris4241 3 жыл бұрын
@@eddiedingle767 how about "Shame on you, young Pinocchio, not allowed to mock your daddy-o"?
@darkforces4042
@darkforces4042 8 жыл бұрын
Now I'm turning donkey.
@mihaelkYeah
@mihaelkYeah 8 жыл бұрын
Delicious avatar. :3
@mihaelkYeah
@mihaelkYeah 8 жыл бұрын
***** And it spoke!
@artdecade2275
@artdecade2275 7 жыл бұрын
darkforces I have turned donkey
@movedtoanotheraccount7317
@movedtoanotheraccount7317 7 жыл бұрын
darkforces 23 people disliked this review and turned donkey.
@andrewcampbell1937
@andrewcampbell1937 7 жыл бұрын
darkforces im fucking dieing bro
@ThePsychoTails
@ThePsychoTails 8 жыл бұрын
"No! Don't run off, PinocchioooOOOOOOOO!!!" I had no idea this existed until now, and it's just as bad as the other shite to come from Phoenix Games.
@SakiMcGee
@SakiMcGee 8 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at "Oh no, I'm turning donkey!" And I don't know what you're talking about, Tennings. This is one of the best Christmas present most of us could have asked for.
@Mega-y5d
@Mega-y5d 11 ай бұрын
lol same
@CheeseburgerFreedomMan
@CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 жыл бұрын
Is this even worse than Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys?
@KataWolf
@KataWolf 8 жыл бұрын
Yes. At least Snow White had mostly straightforward storytelling. This one is a jumbled fuckpiss mess.
@KataWolf
@KataWolf 8 жыл бұрын
I'm saying this assuming they are shown to someone who has never heard the story of Snow White or Pinnochio. If you showed them the Phoenix versions, they would probably have a far easier time understanding Snow White more than Pinnochio.
@952shadowman
@952shadowman 8 жыл бұрын
+KataWolf Yeah and more voice actors.
@952shadowman
@952shadowman 8 жыл бұрын
+Sailor Sedna I think they did and were making these games to piss people off. Phoenix games are fucking trolls.
@952shadowman
@952shadowman 8 жыл бұрын
Thank god. Oh wait there were other companies like Dingo and Golden Films who did stuff like that. Want more of what I mean watch Phelous on those topics
@Tennings
@Tennings 8 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, hope you enjoyed the review! I just want to say thank you to everybody for an awesome 2015. Even with my DREADFUL upload rate, your support this year has been insane. I genuinely have the best fans on KZbin. AND NOW FOR A CHEAP PLUG! Follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/Tennings ! Ha thanks again for an amazing year, and I'll see you all again in 2016!
@riverwhite8418
@riverwhite8418 8 жыл бұрын
can you do animal soccer world next?
@jobrown95
@jobrown95 8 жыл бұрын
+Tennings Happy New Year, Tennings! Greeting from America.
@anvandare1339
@anvandare1339 8 жыл бұрын
+Tennings You made my day!
@Tetaibuki
@Tetaibuki 8 жыл бұрын
Tennings is #1
@dylanthecanadianweirdo5494
@dylanthecanadianweirdo5494 8 жыл бұрын
More Phoenix games please.
@camwoodstock
@camwoodstock 8 жыл бұрын
The man who had to clean that alleyway must've been super goddamn confused.
@WinxAliNelCielo
@WinxAliNelCielo 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a woman
@PublickGamer
@PublickGamer 4 жыл бұрын
And maybe it doesn't matter.
@lukefentross3700
@lukefentross3700 8 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at 2:47, when the voice actor said: " Don't run off pinocchio. " XD. Great video!!!
@bigboyjimbo4523
@bigboyjimbo4523 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh no I'm turning donkey"...Polish translations : ^ ),I love those.
@royalboyo
@royalboyo 8 жыл бұрын
What in the bloody FUCK just happened--
@IceSigil
@IceSigil 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you are the funniest underrated channel EVER
@riverwhite8418
@riverwhite8418 7 жыл бұрын
PsychicEnderman Yep! He is way better than Cygnus Destroyer!
@Big-Sexy
@Big-Sexy 7 жыл бұрын
River White no
@turkeyman888
@turkeyman888 2 жыл бұрын
New comment for 2021. Tennings please reply.
@FloofPuppy
@FloofPuppy 8 жыл бұрын
This version of Pinocchio is offensive to my wood.
@khfan4life365
@khfan4life365 6 жыл бұрын
TheDefectiveTurret This is offensive to any creature with eyes and ears.
@petergriffin912
@petergriffin912 7 жыл бұрын
"Daddy could be talking to a post".... WHAT!?!?
@fredherbert7920
@fredherbert7920 6 жыл бұрын
Steve Austin "I'll always be a puppet. Puppets just are most." ???
@dragonheart81vids
@dragonheart81vids 6 жыл бұрын
Fred Herbert "okay, girls and boOYS!" ...?!
@deathstrike
@deathstrike 6 жыл бұрын
Could this be the lost programmers from the Philips CD-I? I guess this is gainful employment for anyone that put CD-I programmer on their curriculum vitae.
@joycedayle7032
@joycedayle7032 5 жыл бұрын
"I might go and play, ow im turning donkey"????
@SaintCharlos
@SaintCharlos 5 жыл бұрын
_A fun fact is that Phoenix Games' Pinocchio is very faithful to Carlo Collodi's original 1883 book, unlike Disney's version. Some of the scenes in this version really happened in the book:_ _-Pinocchio is made of a strange talking log_ _He's disobedient and mischevous, rather than naive and innocent_ _He sold his textbook - which Gepetto sold his only coat for - to see the puppet show_ _In the puppet show, the puppets, who are sentient, recognize Pinocchio, and with the interruption of the play, the puppet master is angered_ _The puppet master, Mangiafuoco, gave him a few golden coins to Pinocchio after he pleaded for mercy_ _The Fox and the Cat, in an attempt to steal the money from Pinocchio, hang him on a tree, trying to kill him_
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
Ok but the way these guys present is confusing and hilariously weird
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
I mean we’re lucky the donkey scene was the darkest part of the Disney version
@soliduswasright678
@soliduswasright678 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh no I'm turning donkey" is the best part of this dump that Phoenix took on the Playstation 2.
@TheBaca219
@TheBaca219 7 жыл бұрын
That painting in boy's room is certainly a portrait of Józef Stalin
@temepeku
@temepeku 8 жыл бұрын
that fucking ending was...sublime.
@thenumberquelve158
@thenumberquelve158 7 жыл бұрын
"What are YOU doing here? It's Christmas! Go spend it with your family! Especially your grandparents! They're gonna be dead soon!" Best introduction ever xD
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 5 жыл бұрын
Hits home though.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 жыл бұрын
@@WillieManga yeah….😅
@TheRoflcer
@TheRoflcer 8 жыл бұрын
In before 'Tennings is alive!' comments. If there's one good thing about Phoenix games, its being the result of your hilarious reviews.
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 7 жыл бұрын
Tennings survived the shot by Caddicarus! :P
@AxelWedstar411
@AxelWedstar411 6 жыл бұрын
"Don't run off, Pinocchiooooh!"
@QueenCreeps
@QueenCreeps 8 жыл бұрын
Why did Phoenix Games have to exist? Why?
@plush1563
@plush1563 7 жыл бұрын
If there is a god he hates us
@killdozer7792
@killdozer7792 7 жыл бұрын
If there is a god he's drunk. XD
@KignDididi
@KignDididi 7 жыл бұрын
5:48 Fun Fact: In the original story of Pinocchio, they actually do hang him from the neck.
@jackgarrison8497
@jackgarrison8497 2 жыл бұрын
@Plague doctor Also Pinnicho Killed Jimney Cricket in The Original Story
@jackgarrison8497
@jackgarrison8497 2 жыл бұрын
@Plague doctor The Blue Fairy sounds like A Travestie with The way The Narrator is speaking
@jackgarrison8497
@jackgarrison8497 2 жыл бұрын
@Plague doctor No offense to Anyone Who really is A Travestie but I'm not I'm Straight
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 2 жыл бұрын
The only problem was that his neck was as stiff as... well, my d... my docks. My docks are made of very strong wood... Which is another word for-
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
@@jackgarrison8497 huh?😅 no just no
@HithereJimHerald
@HithereJimHerald 8 жыл бұрын
That ending made me laugh way too much.Haha your reviews are amazing!
@Erikaxoxo
@Erikaxoxo 4 жыл бұрын
1:31 I genuinely thought he said Geppetto's happy ass crying
@BendyPenguin64
@BendyPenguin64 8 жыл бұрын
Did anybody see you while you were filming that scene at the end?
@ILoveWomen
@ILoveWomen 8 жыл бұрын
+BendyPenguin64 he probably did it late at night just to be safe
@Creepin_Jesus
@Creepin_Jesus 7 жыл бұрын
BendyPenguin64 tbf in Ireland people wouldn't really care if you were spotted
@Quadrenaro
@Quadrenaro 4 жыл бұрын
Mate... It's like 3am. In Ireland. Nobody out that late's sober.
@BlackBeWhite2k7
@BlackBeWhite2k7 8 жыл бұрын
Pure gold, that ending.
@MrGunzngirlz
@MrGunzngirlz 8 жыл бұрын
I love how they just shamelessly loop scenes to create time for the shit narration and pad this garbage out! Somehow this one seems a notch lower than the ones we've already. I can stop laughing at the god awful lyrics. "stop being a naughty puppet toy" "puppets just the most" "learn to mind your daddyo" XD
@deathstrike
@deathstrike 6 жыл бұрын
Is it normal to stumble on a content creator and find your beloved PS2 has dark secrets? I feel violated after watching Pinocchio. I think I need to smoke a bowl now for some sanity and closure.
@SaintCharlos
@SaintCharlos 5 жыл бұрын
*_"I ' M T U R N I N G D O N K E Y"_*
@dhenderson1810
@dhenderson1810 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to point one thing out, Tennings. It has Pinocchio in this dance around and saying "Being a puppet is the most". But in the original story, he doesn't want to be a puppet, but a real boy The game can't even get that right.
@Sweetestsadist
@Sweetestsadist 8 жыл бұрын
You can't spell Gepetto without petto.
@AkumetsuRecords
@AkumetsuRecords 8 жыл бұрын
+Pelcurus Very odd that it hasn't been that long for me to see this joke again...its a kinda christmas miracle
@Sweetestsadist
@Sweetestsadist 8 жыл бұрын
***** No, not really, I saw the Cinema Snob's SNDN5 review, also.
@AkumetsuRecords
@AkumetsuRecords 8 жыл бұрын
Pelcurus Same as well lol
@recommendedlisteningorder8937
@recommendedlisteningorder8937 8 жыл бұрын
You can't spell Pinocchio without "no".
@augustwest5356
@augustwest5356 7 жыл бұрын
Pelcurus that doesn't make any fucking sense. "petto" isn't a word. The word is pedophile, or for short they are called "pedo". Nice try but ya failed.
@EAPvideoz
@EAPvideoz 8 жыл бұрын
Oh no I've turned donkey
@mypinkdolphin701
@mypinkdolphin701 8 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh. Just the way he said it.
@andrewguerra9343
@andrewguerra9343 4 жыл бұрын
6:34 “oh no, I’m turning donkey!”
@deezuldeezul
@deezuldeezul 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting this from your grandmother for Christmas, imagine her spending 60$ on this when it first came out.
@AkumetsuRecords
@AkumetsuRecords 8 жыл бұрын
The Nightmare...it never ends. Another great one~ and more to come in the new year. We're sorry Tennings
@Cronoistight
@Cronoistight 4 жыл бұрын
I mean this is unironically honestly quality content. This channel is amazing.
@PrimeTerrific
@PrimeTerrific 7 жыл бұрын
You are an absolute gem, a true talent. You had me dying throughout the whole video and not many youtubers can do that. Please make more videos!! You have so much talent and make me so happy with every video I watch!
@MultiFIREFURY
@MultiFIREFURY 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow I am always attracted back to this video. Tennings has a way to bring us all back to shitty game reviews. I know you barely upload as quite frankly shitty game reviews will drain you out but every time you do It’s awesome!
@pepijn23
@pepijn23 4 жыл бұрын
4:25 The sign says: Marionette theater entry 4 soldy. I have no idea what soldy is, a mispronounciation of Gold or Zlotzy (the Polish currency)? Also, Pinocchio selling his book was in the original story (even about the coat). And the reason why the Puppets knows him is because in the original story they were made out of the same wood. In fact the whole cartoon is almost spot on with the original fairytale.
@Nickcheezy
@Nickcheezy 8 ай бұрын
Oh yeah this animation was polish!
@pepijn23
@pepijn23 2 ай бұрын
@@NickcheezyThe accents also sound Eastern European. Guess it makes sense, things in Poland are pretty cheap. I remember one time when on holiday I had big dinner with my family at a restaurant, and it costed us about 35 euros.
@Nickcheezy
@Nickcheezy 2 ай бұрын
@@pepijn23 original polish version if you never seen it kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZrMhIVvn91gr8ksi=Z2Mgq845K8iL345F
@Nickcheezy
@Nickcheezy Ай бұрын
@@pepijn23 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZrMhIVvn91gr8ksi=kG7qz8vZH3j4xua- Original polish version if you don’t know
@OrangeOwl1000
@OrangeOwl1000 8 жыл бұрын
I guess we can add 3D Jimmy Cricket along to the list of 'Characters who made the box art but doesn't appear in game even vaguely ' alongside discount Cruella de Vil and the adult Dalmatians from Dalmatians 3.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy cricket is only the name in the Disney version
@biggbullybiggs3795
@biggbullybiggs3795 8 жыл бұрын
6:54 "daddy could be talking, to a post." What...the...FUCK!? This 6 minute movie all kinds of wrong!
@luxthedopestar9073
@luxthedopestar9073 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm turning donkey" hahaha! 😂
@_rvth_
@_rvth_ 8 жыл бұрын
The realistic-looking guy on the cartoony kid's bedroom wall is cracking me up. Is there like a CEX in your town? Where the fuck do you find these
@EAPvideoz
@EAPvideoz 8 жыл бұрын
The Internet. Pheonix games are really uncommon to find in stores. I only found one Pheonix Game called Furry Tales at a game store in Glastonbury.
@Daluigi208
@Daluigi208 8 жыл бұрын
+EAPvideoz Sort of related, but I'm honestly really hoping somebody finds Paccie someday and uploads footage of it somewhere. There's literally nothing about it on the internet save for a (seemingly unrelated) Commodore 64 game, and the terrible boxart. The boxart alone has me intrigued since the game could either have visuals that awful or it could just be straight up Pac-Man and misleading like some of their other box art. I assume gameplay-wise it's just a really lackluster Pac-Man clone, but it's the most mysterious game I can think of that Phoenix Games put out there. I can't even find a copy to import from eBay. Did Phoenix actually release anything here in the States, anyway? All the PS2 games they released all seem to PAL-exclusive.
@blackyoshi1230
@blackyoshi1230 8 жыл бұрын
+Daluigi208 Thank fuck they never got a foothold in the States. I don't think SCEA would stoop this low to feed us this shit.
@josephfrye7342
@josephfrye7342 8 жыл бұрын
+blackyoshi1230 thats because scee got thisgame however scea
@lorenzoantoniodominguezflo9116
@lorenzoantoniodominguezflo9116 7 жыл бұрын
I've just discovered your channel, man, and My GOD this is hilarious. You deserve more attention, definitely.
@rtothej6124
@rtothej6124 8 жыл бұрын
A late not-quite-so merry atrocity filled Christmas to you, Tennings. Keep up the grand work :P
@KevinEontrainer381
@KevinEontrainer381 8 жыл бұрын
6:28 - 7:05 Boy.... That escalated quickly... And I thought Tennings edited that part but no, that's the actual scene (I looked it up in another video)
@worldofjake2012
@worldofjake2012 8 жыл бұрын
Yay! A new review! Also, why don't any of the characters have an Italian accent? I thought this was set in Italy. (they go as far as saying "Cor Blimey!" just like Italians don't) And, interesting... I didn't know that this and Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys (presumably) were made in Poland.
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 5 жыл бұрын
No DoN't gO oUt iNtO tHe SnOw PinOccHiOooooO!
@madcat6667
@madcat6667 7 жыл бұрын
"Ohhhhhhhkay Girls and Boooooooys" xD
@jacobspellman65
@jacobspellman65 8 жыл бұрын
You are probably one of the most underrated youtubers ever
@Stanleytjahh
@Stanleytjahh 8 жыл бұрын
Wait what a new Tennings video? This year ends perfectly
@SpectreWarrenShow
@SpectreWarrenShow 8 жыл бұрын
"You creepy fuck" perfect reaction face too XD
@RetroAmateur1989
@RetroAmateur1989 8 жыл бұрын
Day 1: An elderly woman called for a dead body she found in an alley as she was returning from the plastic surgeon. We arrived at the scene. All we found on the scene is a santa hat. If it belongs to the murderer, It might be all we need as it has hair and skin cells on it that we could analyze for DNA. Day 2: Autopsy showed that the victim was bruttally beaten. There were major bone fractures including the skull, with the left nearly mutilated. The cause of death is brain hematoma. DNA gets analyzed from material found on the sanda hat. Day 3: DNA results came in. A match is found. Its a guy named Tennings. A warrarant got issued and we are preparing to heat to his home to arrest him Hey tennings, Knock knock.
@MrMegaManFan
@MrMegaManFan 4 жыл бұрын
Geppetto's HAPPY ASS almost crying!
@TheTrustyHole
@TheTrustyHole 6 жыл бұрын
I wish we could find more info on the studio and voice actors behind this cartoon. From the voice of Mr. Narrator, I think it might be Keith Scott, voice of Blinky Bill and other Australian cartoon characters and stuff.
@girlgamer9713
@girlgamer9713 8 жыл бұрын
I'm from Poland- fucking pheonix games can't even translate it 4 soldy ?! what the fuck sold is not in polish
@k.n.m.648
@k.n.m.648 8 жыл бұрын
+girl gamer soldy = złoty??? Nie mam pojęcia co oni sobie myśleli....
@girlgamer9713
@girlgamer9713 8 жыл бұрын
Nie znali nawet pewnie polskiej waluty
@wilczus222
@wilczus222 8 жыл бұрын
+girl gamer Przecież oni nie znają na niczym ;-;
@wilczus222
@wilczus222 8 жыл бұрын
***** No, it isn't.
@k.n.m.648
@k.n.m.648 8 жыл бұрын
I re-watched this video recently and this soldy thing still bugged me so I started digging. Appatently "Soldo" [polish: sold or soldo] is a Italian medieval silver coin. It remained in use until 1862. Soldo was also used as a term for soldier's pay. Following the SJP PWN, "Soldy" is just an inflection of that word. Also "soldy" can mean (slang) "sale" (end of season sale to be exact). The book was published in 1883, 21 years after soldo was no longer in use, but it still uses it as a currency (I checked both Polish and Italian editions to be sure). Pinocchio has to pay 4 soldi/soldy for a puppet show. Quotes: "- A ile się płaci za wstęp? - Cztery soldy. " "- E quanto si spende per entrare? -Quattro soldi" So they more or less got it right. I'm just not sure why the f*ck did they use Polish instead of Italian?! Teatr Marionetek = Puppetry Wejście = Entrance fee Here ya go, the mystery is now solved :) Yes, I have no life...
@GabrieleTheMan
@GabrieleTheMan 4 жыл бұрын
7:50 Most iconic scene? I had fun and sent this to my classmate about the part, why these games are made so bad?????
@WickedParanoid
@WickedParanoid 7 жыл бұрын
7:52 those "death screams" totally reminded me of HTF lol
@HammMann
@HammMann 5 жыл бұрын
0:16 then caddicarus shot him
@thealiencommunicator
@thealiencommunicator 8 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like the song in Pinocchio sounds like a rejected Don't hug me I'm scared song?
@ADonline20
@ADonline20 3 жыл бұрын
Been watching this guy for like 8 years, I’m almost 21 and this shit still hilarious
@OhhhMarmalade
@OhhhMarmalade 8 жыл бұрын
Amazing ending. That little prick had it coming. Awesome job Tennings :)
@xulnad
@xulnad Жыл бұрын
I hope he turns donkey, Because hes a fucking ass
@nikodemvankenobi
@nikodemvankenobi 8 жыл бұрын
You got my respect for the "Polish Words"
@patronsaintofprocrastination
@patronsaintofprocrastination 8 жыл бұрын
You know... I could actually almost say something positive about this "game". ALMOST. And what is that? The fact that it actually follows some aspects of the book more closely than the Disney movie. In the book, Pinocchio really was a little asshole at first. He actually mocked his father, sold the book in exchange for the ticket, was called on stage by his "brothers", given the coins, and was hanged in the tree. And the giant creature that swallows him wasn´t a whale either. THAT BEING SAID, HOWEVER... I am NOT, in any way, praising the animation or the "game". It still has terrible animation and laughable voice-acting. And even if it follows some aspects of the book, that means nothing when the cover (AGAIN) clearly is ripping off Disney´s version of Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket. Plus, I doubt the guys at Phoenix REALLY read the book. They probably just copied another adaptation of Pinocchio and placed the Disney rip-offs on the cover in their classic attempt to trick people. Well, that being over... it was great to see a new review, Tennings! I particularly liked the breakdown after the story was that brutally rushed (and that donkey scream at 7:06) and the brutal but well-deserved beatdown of Pinocchio in the end. I would LOVE to see what the next person that walked through the alley thought when they saw the remains. XD
@patronsaintofprocrastination
@patronsaintofprocrastination 8 жыл бұрын
+Sailor Sedna You could say the guys at Phoenix are real jackasses. ;) I actually only noticed that "detail" in the shark part after you mentioned it. Such a short animation and so little effort. It´s still good for a laugh, however. Who will ever forget those lines? "Shame on you young Pinocchio! Learn how to not mock your daddy-o! (that´s one of the most forced and stupid rhymes I have ever witnessed)"; "HEY, DON´T RUN OFF, PINOCCHIOOOOOO!"; "Oh no, I´m turning donkey!" But the best one, is, indeed, "Now I see a sharky". Because, when a giant shark is heading towards you and ready to swallow you alive, you react with this casual and lifeless sentence. XD
@patronsaintofprocrastination
@patronsaintofprocrastination 8 жыл бұрын
+Sailor Sedna These games and the company are VERY obscure (that´s likely why they can get away with their plagiarism) so not everyone is aware of them. However, I surely would love too see Mystery Science Theater 3000 reacting to these "gems", and the Angry Video Game Nerd too! BTW, have you seen some of the other stuff this company published? Animal Soccer World, which features what may be the funniest portrayal of hooligans ever, and Dinosaur Adventure, whose "dinosaurs" don´t even resemble ACTUAL dinosaurs, are just two of the many "incredible games" they have made. XD
@luizeduardocarvalho3173
@luizeduardocarvalho3173 Жыл бұрын
I watched all of your videos, and now I´m just going around again. Thank you for all this.
@TheDominusIgnis
@TheDominusIgnis 8 жыл бұрын
Scarily enough, I have a game that shows what happens when Phoenix games actually tried to make something you can interact with, and it ain't much better than this.
@XGames-94
@XGames-94 8 жыл бұрын
Why do you do this to the world? I have no words to describe what I just saw. Who the heck used to run Phoenix games? Who in the right mind would spawn such an atrocity.
@nikudriverhc4647
@nikudriverhc4647 8 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Games: Childhood memories? Perfect, we'll f-ing murder them to oblivion for our sake! Well, despite the delay between your videos, there's always something that's worth waiting whenever a new one (eventually) comes. It's definitely not game quality, I can say that much, but maybe it is the sheer endurance that you put to the test whenever you touch something with Phoenix's "seal of (quality) removal". At this rate, all Phoenix games will be covered in some way by you, and then it's off to the asylum for good because they tore your patience to pieces. Yes, you could argue that they already did, but it doesn't look like it. Not yet, at least... A very happy Christmas to you Tennings, surely something happy can happen after all the terrifying gaming companies who tortured you (namely Blast and Phoenix) over the past year...
@gabriels.carvalho4852
@gabriels.carvalho4852 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe I will go and plhhay" 6:30, it fucking broke me, lol
@combatking0
@combatking0 8 жыл бұрын
You clearly put more effort into the arms and legs on that puppet near the end than Phoenix did on this PS2 "game". Well done!
@jaide1312
@jaide1312 8 жыл бұрын
You didn't even cover any gameplay, or is it because there was none? Ah well, it probably would have been the shittiest game ever.
@EAPvideoz
@EAPvideoz 8 жыл бұрын
All of the Pheonix Games that have movies on them have just colouring book and puzzle stuff on them.
@952shadowman
@952shadowman 8 жыл бұрын
+Troll4ever31 ._. Whats the point if its probably the same thing as Snow White and 103 Dalmatians
@eoinmelby9948
@eoinmelby9948 6 жыл бұрын
I like how whoever wrote the wiki entry clearly copied it from this review. crappy-games.wikia.com/wiki/Pinocchio_(PS2)
@TheIanoTube
@TheIanoTube 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite videos on KZbin that I always go back to
@datmixracedude
@datmixracedude 7 жыл бұрын
Tennings is low-key one of the best irish people on youtube! Please keep it up!
@Ninetails2000
@Ninetails2000 8 жыл бұрын
6:24-"I'll be god, I promise."
@jobsidian4219
@jobsidian4219 4 жыл бұрын
Pain from naruto shippuden in a nutshell
@jackgarrison8497
@jackgarrison8497 4 жыл бұрын
@@jobsidian4219 Oh be good Pinnicho There's No need to mock You're Daddyo got that Painful
@RandomThingydiv6
@RandomThingydiv6 6 жыл бұрын
just come back you were great at this
@mr.sholmes3850
@mr.sholmes3850 7 жыл бұрын
This guy really deserves more recognition, he is is funny.
@cw2010
@cw2010 6 жыл бұрын
The polish doesn’t even make sense it means “entrance 4 ‘solds’ “ like soldy is not word i they they meant złoty (pln)
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 жыл бұрын
I lost it when you 'killed' the game. Holy crap, WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE SUBS?!
@SamTheEnglishGamer
@SamTheEnglishGamer 8 жыл бұрын
Excellent video sir. Sad thing is, I have a copy of Dalmatians 3 on the PS2. *shivers* The horror...
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 8 жыл бұрын
6:49 I was expecting this rhyme to go with, "stop being a naughty fucking boy..."
@alejandromaldonado951
@alejandromaldonado951 3 жыл бұрын
I come from 4 Christmases in the future. This is the best thing to do at Christmas in 2020. 🎄👍
@tebedard
@tebedard 6 жыл бұрын
miss u Tennings.
@zephcosmic
@zephcosmic Жыл бұрын
1:31 Okay I swear to GOD I heard “Gepetto’s happy ass almost crying!” and I nearly threw up my water
@Lawlsomedude
@Lawlsomedude 8 жыл бұрын
How do you not have more subscribers. 7:49 was legitimately the funniest thing I've seen a reviewer do to a game.
@adam_wynne
@adam_wynne 5 жыл бұрын
I high key fucking love the “song” at the end. Every time I watch this video I loop it like as least 20 times. Not even slightly exaggerating . That shit absolutely slaps 🔥
@MedicMain9
@MedicMain9 7 жыл бұрын
> makes a Christmas special > posts almost at new year's day
@lostcareless9790
@lostcareless9790 6 жыл бұрын
We need you back Tennings
@maciejdutkiewicz368
@maciejdutkiewicz368 8 жыл бұрын
It says "Puppets show -entrence 4 soldy" I am Polish and I have no freakin clue what sold is. Maybe it's some kind of this movie currency? But to be honest I don't care and I guess nobody else care.
@pepijn23
@pepijn23 5 жыл бұрын
Whats the polish word for gold or coins? I mean it could be bad grammar.
@lukaszgondzik3935
@lukaszgondzik3935 5 жыл бұрын
@@pepijn23 Gold - złoto Coins - monety Probably it's an old italian currency "solids".
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a made up currency 🤔
@chriswelcome8102
@chriswelcome8102 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas y'all
@LucaTheStar
@LucaTheStar 8 жыл бұрын
1:31 Gipetto's happy arse almost crying.
@geoserenity
@geoserenity 7 жыл бұрын
thanks tennings, that song early on drove me to drink. i had nothing else to help after that...
@the-og-cerealkiller
@the-og-cerealkiller 2 жыл бұрын
The other puppets know Pinocchio, because they were carved from the same tree Pinocchio was always an asshole, he actually killed his concious-cricket with a mallet/hammer and was left hanging from a tree There was a source material BEFORE Disney's Pinocchio Shocker I know
@RickGamesNow
@RickGamesNow 4 жыл бұрын
if the framed picture was a man without a shirt I'd be a tad bit concerned.
@tonykoslowski5010
@tonykoslowski5010 7 жыл бұрын
Great news, Tennings! You got featured in a Caddicarus video!
@oliverjames1727
@oliverjames1727 8 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I fucking lost it when the donkey thing came on 😂😂😂
@patnewbie2177
@patnewbie2177 8 жыл бұрын
I love the PS2, and its diverse library of above-average to awesome games, and seeing shit-stains from Phoenix, Blast, and others in that library along with Metal Gear Solid 3 and Gran Turismo 4 just pisses me off.
@Coldheart9009
@Coldheart9009 7 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I can't stop watching this.
@nightshade2573
@nightshade2573 5 жыл бұрын
Its based off the orignal story not the disney version but removes the message from both versions
@PogieJoe
@PogieJoe 8 жыл бұрын
God, this is always the greatest channel.
@WarpScanner
@WarpScanner 8 жыл бұрын
No don't destroy it! Its a masterpiece of crazy! Future generations should see this glorious insanity.
@Saieras
@Saieras 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine going for your evening walk only to see a psycho kicking garbage in an alley.
@PenGwendolyn_art
@PenGwendolyn_art 7 жыл бұрын
Your voice over for Pinocchio was so much better
@PikminandOatchi
@PikminandOatchi 8 жыл бұрын
My Grandad already is dead ...........
@DatBastardOni
@DatBastardOni 8 жыл бұрын
1:28 Yeah, Tennings. I made the same exact faces watching this tripe.
@Glitchlover87
@Glitchlover87 8 жыл бұрын
+Dat Bastard Oni Suika, what are you doing watching Tennings?
@DatBastardOni
@DatBastardOni 8 жыл бұрын
CreepypastaMaster7 I use Reimu's computer when she's out administering justice. I also identify with Tenning's apathy and his need to be drunk during all of this.
@Glitchlover87
@Glitchlover87 8 жыл бұрын
***** Ah...but won't she be angry at you once she finds out that you've been messing around on her computer? Hmm. Nice. Have you tried watching these with Yuugi yet?
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