Game Theory: Does Luigi MEASURE Up? (Super Mario)

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The internet has been overcome with the need to know more about Luigi's.... little Luigi. The trailers for the new Mario Tennis Aces game gave us a MUCH MORE anatomically correct Luigi than we've had before. So, much like the trailers for Super Mario Odyssey, it broke the internet. Here you go Theorists - YOU wanted to KNOW!! Happy April Fools Day.
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[@PhatPleb]

Person: “What do you for a living???” Matt: *”I measure fictional characters pee pees”*

[@therobot1080]

Person:My pee pee is electronic

[@shinoilysm]

Yo you have 69 likes omg-

[@koberomero8322]

Ha I ruined your 69 likes and made it 70

[@shinoilysm]

@@koberomero8322 dang it > : 3

[@fiacabulay2939]

PhatPleb lololol

[@drinkdiesel2740]

The “L” on luigis hat doesn’t stand for “loser” or Luigi”. It stands for long

[@Scaranation404]

M isnt for mario nor master. It stands for miniscule.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

The L stands for winner!

[@dunerite7064]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit wiener*

[@gavinzhao6071]

It's confirmed to stand for "winner"

[@Dubonus]

Linner

[@wolf_blockfortnite1137]

This episode was understandably, yet overwhelmingly uncomfortable.

[@xswaggymonkeyx8128]

Agreed

[@splattykitty7744]

YES ONG

[@JayTheGay526]

HONESTLY

[@lucienfortner841]

Speak for yourself 😂

[@ClownyAri]

agreed

[@aljochops5260]

You severely underestimated Luigi's size, remember that when playing sports, the blood rushes to more necessary parts of the body (at that moment) and the buddy basically shrinks.

[@DirectMotionYT]

You have a point

[@xXHorrorCatXx]

Well how much do you add?

[@aljochops5260]

@@xXHorrorCatXx that i can't say, you would have to get an average length of the buddy right after playing tennis and one before playing tennis and in a resting position, then add that to Luigi's size. I guess that's a viable way of knowing?

[@Aurora_Animates]

Is this a thing i should know? Ima woman •_•

[@xXHorrorCatXx]

@@Aurora_Animates uh idk lol 😅

[@thisiseggroll2149]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly he measure Luigi's ball sacc

[@littlewheatboy]

Beautiful

[@rosieb2832]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I️-

[@valterhollo764]

Hahaha

[@disce4486]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@unknownblonde616]

Perfect👌🏻

[@lamondaee]

there are more adjectives for The Thing in this than a wattpad fanfiction

[@blzerod6]

I mean... you're not wrong

[@kkidhatr]

PLZ

[@cirrus1286]

your not wrong at all, also nice avatar.

[@Meleedropped]

Not even AO3 tags have as many adjectives as matt uses for Luigi's bulge

[@c8llie]

Ok cookie run pfp

[@pythro_]

There's a problem where he's assuming that it's completely straight whilst in his pants, when it's most likely bent over, or in a downwards position, then there's the problem with fabric augmenting the soft twig itself. There's too many assumptions, but if it is bent over, there's a chance it's much larger that what's listed here

[@bloodybee3553]

Not to mention, lack of blood in the area when he's playing sports causing the appendage to shrink, so mathematically, Luigi could be packing somewhere from 7.5 to 8 inches if the blood thing is the only problem. If it's tucked, it could even be 8+

[@mars87smith22]

soft twig- 🥲

[@deepworldthoughts340]

Oh god

[@ryantheconqueror4]

i was think the same thing. maybe matpat took that into consideration in his calculations and didnt mention it cuz he thout it awas implied

[@elizabethlacy8869]

I'm just impressed by how many alternate names he comes up with for Luigi's "little cannoli" (that was my favorite one i think)

[@dancingmangos2160]

In the middle I was like "Why am I watching this?"

[@user-zn8fm8kw5v]

just in the midle

[@CyunnyBunny]

Same

[@valydendor4472]

The middle?

[@Tatianna1143]

Same

[@mimsycookiiess]

Gamey Firebro what?

[@0xEARTH]

alternate title: MatPat attempts to avoid demonetization for 12 minutes straight

[@linuxization4205]

you mean 10 minutes straight.

[@magantatelevision]

@@linuxization4205the video is 12min long ?

[@linuxization4205]

@@magantatelevision the sponsor at the end, and that sponsor was 2 minutes long.

[@magantatelevision]

@@linuxization4205 ah

[@birdsmccool554]

At one point when he was showing the document you can actually see the word for weegees YOSHI

[@Xroyderor]

Finally after all these years I finally have the courage to watch this without fear

[@dark_quEEnisCringe]

Same

[@Lilliepup]

Oml glad I'm not the only one

[@thegravityguy4654]

Same

[@scrub2789]

If this doesn't get age restricted it will be a miracle

[@refthegeneric]

Babiest Celery45 it has not... yet

[@RadiumGamingHD]

If it gets age restricted he loses 90 percent of his fans lol

[@Arxgxmi]

nope didnt

[@quickstep9105]

It's ok they got sponsored. So they still got some money.

[@InfamousArmstrong]

Iridium Not really.

[@mr.slurpy2871]

“Down the rainbow road of love” *shows Toadette* Me: Please Luigi, no.

[@ThatOneLunar]

Mr. Slurpy 😂

[@TheBoss-ic8le]

Luigi yes

[@unfunnyhere4990]

oh dont worry toadette was about to put on the super crown

[@TheBoss-ic8le]

@@unfunnyhere4990 even better

[@theeternalace865]

Oh yea!

[@Deristrome]

For Mario’s part i think that’s just the way they draw privates when the manga is for kids

[@homemovelha4173]

Its not

[@novamarpo3]

I mean yeah, but still funny

[@DylnGG]

Anyone else here after Matpats goodbye?😂😂

[@Nexo_rb]

yea :v

[@jhonsponged5103]

Me ( • > • )

[@KevinPlayzReal]

o7

[@ziiyan2370]

yea

[@husseinnaser5105]

Here

[@asmallyoutube]

So according to this game theory: 1. Luigi just hit puberty 2. Mario is somehow having the curse of not hitting puberty

[@Speed-TV]

I am having the curse

[@blumouse8539]

Than how did he get a mustache

[@ameliarose47]

The 3 year sequel should be about how mario's mustache is fake and mario never actually hit puberty.

[@palelurker7045]

You have absolutely no idea how anything works kid.

[@palelurker7045]

My general assumption is that you are still in grade school,iDontCare

[@charleslegreatthegarbagemo7202]

Luigi is 5’ 8” 5’ 8” is also 4’ 20” Luigi is canonically and legally high.

[@Shizzy5321]

+1'1

[@DoubleBoost23]

How did you get that number?

[@Shizzy5321]

@@DoubleBoost23 1'1 + 5'8

[@comradeeverclear4063]

Super Sonic Duo 5' 8" = 4' 20" Because 4' 12" is actually 5' 0" so if add the other 8" to either number 4' 20" = 5' 8"

[@KhalilSonic]

@@comradeeverclear4063 I just think the dislikes in this video are the lesbians 😂

[@noahharris7811]

"No wonder Daisy sticks around." HOLY CHRIST MATT-

[@theshadowden5517]

if mattpatt can find the length of Luigi's "mushroom" doesn't that mean he could technically find the size of peach, daisy, and Rosalina's "money makers" couldn't he go around to every female or male game, movie or food mascot's on all of the various theory channels and find the size of there "balloons" or "disco stick" that would be a fun theory crossover like canablism week

[@break_the_galaxy]

I did some research (before anyone says anything yes I am aware of how sus that sounds) and Peach appears to have the smallest "cherries" out of the three of them. Daisy and Rosalina both have fairly obvious shading on their dresses to indicate the outline of their chests, but Peach doesn't seem to have that, at least not in the photos I looked at.

[@dripii4920]

1950: I bet they will have flying cars in the future 2018:

[@MrHugo4053]

The future is great

[@wladi8933]

i still love your profile pic

[@Francigotshot]

Todoroki!!!

[@cupcakelover5110]

Ahem... SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ITS YOUR POWER TODOROKI YOUR MOTHER BURNT YOUR FACE THEN SHE LEFT

[@wladi8933]

now you changed your profile pic ☹

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

"Hey mario, didja ever wonder where a baby comes from?" "Well ya see Luigi, when a Paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a Mama Mias ravioli, a little Bambino covered in Prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."

[@ballincantgetup4684]

Lmao

[@gabivermes2501]

Forget the birds and the bees, spaghetti noodle and ravioli is what I'm telling my kids

[@superjancz7934]

@@ballincantgetup4684 u know this is official right?

[@skittl3s457]

Italian person here, this is actually how my dad told me about the birds and bees.

[@abraxas6276]

"What does any of that have to do with babies, I don't understand, Mario!"

[@The_Batman_]

No wonder luigi and daisy aren't in many games, they're too busy playing their own games in the sheets

[@mavethedave7123]

I-

[@tundumatc4492]

Wt

[@ClownyAri]

What. The. Actual. Hell

[@emmalifetube07]

omg no---

[@stop8968]

Bye-?

[@lekirbgames1644]

this is the pinnacle of Game Theory

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

I absolutely love these April Fool's episodes-

[@no_t1es]

...another reason as to why Luigi is Rosalina’s father, and not Mario

[@autumn5893]

Oof

[@1567wesley]

Yah mean "Daddy"?

[@skipplayz549]

@@1567wesley Yep.

[@kimuires]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tracyjanssen2531]

Ties Wellhüner yup

[@fluffezic5183]

I love how he stil tries to keep it PG. When talking about the familie juwels.

[@robloxiancitizen4500]

Wait till game theory finishes the fnaf saga and goes insane on these types of theories

[@drbutterbiscuit3224]

Now I just feel like I’m compensating because of my pfp

[@pleaseno7555]

✋ imagine not knowing huw to speel

[@brandonperry2253]

@@pleaseno7555 imagine assuming everyone always speaks English as their first language

[@L.M_K0]

Family*

[@heliiosjay]

I was bored so... every euphemism in this video: - warp pipe - "south of the border" - power shroom - little Wiggler - petey piranha - mega mushroom - one eyed cobrat - ye Olde dinglehopper - little Goomba - little poltergust - pocket rocket - disco stick - luigi's plunger - dangling hammer bro - little cannoli - enormous *yoshi noise*

[@DarklordKermit77]

nowhere near the complete list, shy guys, final boss, rainbow road of love.

[@JibrilShchedrin]

The full list "Warp pipe" "South of the border" "Odd geologic structure" "Short bulge" "Power shroom" "Shy guy" "Giga bowser" "Little wiggler" "Petey piranha" "Mega mushroom" "One eyed cobrat" "Ye Olde dinglehopper" "Digglet" "Little goomba" "Little poltergust" "The big ticket" "The rainbow road of love" "Pocket rocket" "Chain chomp" "Shy guys" "The final boss" "1-UP mushroom" "Flagpole" "Star power" "Bullet bill" "Disco stick" "Plunger" "Lovely bunch of coconuts" "Dangling hammer bro" "Little cannoli" "Superior lump" "An ENORMOUS Yoshi"

[@frogman333]

thank you

[@Fesh3314]

Now there only remains 1 question: how long is his stick if he eats a mushroom?

[@leeshyd531]

OH SHI-

[@daveslamjam]

“Fans are going *nuts* about it” DONT THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[@lan1174]

YEAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[@Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose]

Warzen Games Yeah I agree with you

[@neoxd3118]

this has 69 likes

[@rosieb2832]

It took me a minute to get that I️-

[@kyletanking]

Ari Gato I don’t wanna see it

[@samueljohnston9639]

The amount of names he gives Luigi's "thing" is really funny

[@JengoSexo]

What a warp pipe

[@yourneighborhoodspiderman735]

Little wigler really got me

[@julianbernhardt3127]

you know there's gonna be a lot of fan fiction after this one.

[@hollietheblanketail6570]

Ruler boom math it

[@sombermateus308]

Lol

[@Aikisbest]

The innuendo is what makes this video, absolutely brilliant!

[@inquisitive240]

Remember everyone this is a *35 year-old man* measuring a game character's pp-

[@25i428]

“A woman has a thiccer mon than a man’s mon, but none can compare to a Pokemon” It’s so bad but I love it

[@ChoaiDode]

what about a digimon?

[@owyemen9367]

@@ChoaiDode that's photoshop

[@ChoaiDode]

@@owyemen9367 what

[@idioticdemon2619]

EEEEEEEEEE

[@Diego1Morales]

5:13

[@talmagejones731]

“Steph, I promise this is for science.” -Probably Matpat when researching this.

[@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847]

“Mathew is there something you need to tell me”

[@cyr3n_signall]

“N-No steph! It’s fine! Heh heh heeeeee..”

[@unfunnyperson7550]

@@cyr3n_signall kill me now

[@Sephiroth144]

@@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847 Could be worse "Don't worry Mat- I have all the measurements right here."

[@lxvenderjewel]

s t o p

[@ghosty-1]

4:36 when he said bulge I died 😭

[@limpthan]

wait sameeeeeeeee

[@zamfiratun11037]

Ill literally never forget this episode, love you MatPat and everyone on the theorist team ❤❤❤

[@scruffy4473]

"no wonder Daisy sticks around" JESUS MATPAT 🤣🤣🤣

[@galladesamurai2380]

No wonder the fan base is what it is 🤦‍♂️

[@XMooseManX]

Luigi is banging peach not daisy

[@mirkohoble]

_Do not bring her to this!_

[@stupid2735]

Well now I cant get THAT image out of my head

[@princesspeach7936]

*goddamn*

[@julianofaland270]

“6.99 inches let’s round that up to 7” *We where on the verge of greatness we were this close*

[@Yourlocalsoapeater]

Yeah

[@Lefty-qe2dq]

Matpat uses 30 🍆 jokes !

[@pixelpython7567]

Gonna be gas prices soon

[@TheBeast94YT]

FRICK

[@bl_nk5047]

were* and you forgot a comma/period

[@Jimyrt.]

I’m glad that there is a chance his son will one day find this and question his entire childhood

[@sea_buggy]

everyone after the mario movie coming back to rewatch:

[@alekhpalakurthi1263]

*thinks is clickbait, watches video, is wrong, subscribes*

[@hypnoticia]

YOU WEREN'T SUBSCRIBED BEFORE??????????????????????????????

[@malikam6166]

Silly panda, MatPat doesn’t clickbait *EVER*

[@malikam6166]

Emma plays games, Hey, new is new; the future is now *maybe*

[@parkerpeter5671]

*clicks the bell*

[@Chr0chet_Obsessed]

Welcome to the family. 😂😂

[@ezrahuszti7764]

"Game theory: Does Luigi measure up" but every time there's an innuendo it gets faster

[@someonesgenericfish0]

I am speed

[@eaglest0554]

Warp speed initializing.

[@scpenthusiast7504]

please 😂😂

[@yakijacob]

_zooom_

[@swampdonkey1567]

A Ninnuendo?

[@luxianolee7497]

Thank you for making my Bowuigi fics more realistic

[@mavethedave7123]

Link?

[@Onyx7071]

AYOOOO-

[@lolzu]

Drop the link bestie

[@BlueberryTwink]

YES

[@Aki-vi3ot]

What’s the name of the fic…. Asking for a friend 😅

[@Dragonman0007]

And to think, I always picked Luigi in "Super Mario Bros." because he was set as "2nd-player character". Then, I just preferred him to Mario because, while Mario is an all-rounder, Luigi has some skills that makes it more interesting. Peach is always superior in "Super Mario Bros. 2", though.

[@butterbun7033]

No one: Not a single SOUL: Matpat: "MARIO IS JEALOUS OF LUIGIS PP."

[@squidbro6635]

I'm just wondering who's out here comparing shlongs with siblings.

[@artistatheneko1851]

Why does the size matters?

[@artistatheneko1851]

@Ethan but i am flat chested and that doesn't matter the person matters

[@artistatheneko1851]

@Ethan who had the idea of the biggest croch ?! Does that makes sense?!

[@idkanymore4664]

@Ethan women do compare there body sizes a lot... Just say'n

[@thecoolerelias]

Matpat's names for Luigi's "thing". -Warp Pipe 0:05 -Short Bulge 1:16 -Power Shroom 1:51 -Manhood 2:28 -Shy guy 2:30 -Giga bowser 2:31 -Little wiggiler 2:50 -petey piranha 4:35 -Bulge 4:39 -4:47 (Said by PengweneO Roblox &More) -One eye cobrat 4:55 -Dingle hopper 5:02 -Mons pupis 5:20 -Little gomba 6:19 -Poltergust 6:28 (Said by Joshua Atherthon) -Manhood 6:49 -Pocket Rocket 6:54 -Disco Stick 7:55 -Plunger 8:06 -lump 10:02 -yoshi 10:24 Edit: Desc little Lugi (Said by Lucas Pawprint)

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

Thank you! My personal favorite was actually his name for Mario’s. His “Canoli”

[@Jerry_F]

I mean gomba do look like dicks.

[@lucaspawprint1888]

-Little Luigi *(Description)*

[@JackPorter]

he used Manhood twice, unsubscribed!

[@joshuaatherton9249]

At 6:28 in the comment, we see it referred to as his 'Poltergust.'

[@user-ci5hn6km9q]

Matpat was really a legend

[@Mr.Dongle]

He sure was, and still is

[@sgibsonmusic]

I know right

[@Dalton906J]

Can't believe this is Matpat's final theory

[@Izzy69420]

haha ikr i think hes baiting

[@hasibofficialrashidi2145]

Lol

[@neem5120]

If he’s 5 foot 8 that means he’s pretty much 4 foot 20 and his peepee is 6.99 which means he probably a NICE dude

[@orionbloomcrown93]

I, sadly, cannot give you the like that this deserves. It's at a very NICE number.

[@eaglest0554]

@@orionbloomcrown93 177?

[@Nevermaurum]

Samantha Valence 257?

[@theguywhoasked5861]

Ok

[@fivesARC--5555]

nice

[@ricochet0928]

Rule 34 artists: _go on..._ 👀👀👀

[@vextoon5128]

Ummmmm

[@KevenIdiotII]

Kill me now

[@Sl33pM0re]

omg 🤣

[@Poetic_Raven]

@@nightshadow2794 I wanna join

[@Thereal_Dev]

@@Poetic_Raven water slides are the best to do it at

[@thatguyinurcloset1116]

I’m back rewatching this right after watching the new movie 😂

[@shay6295]

5years no age restriction, going strong

[@RealYuri2009]

Educational videos don't get age restricted

[@justacartoonlover9658]

6:20 "I'm scarred enough from staring my childhood heroes in the crotch for three hours straight" gets me every time

[@anticlimbmax]

The quality content we deserve.

[@bennettbraden349]

Max amen brother 🙏🏻

[@beepboop4103]

Still better than a Ricegum video

[@castleoffiction96]

It just occured to me he used the wrong height: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2jIqY1pi9p_bZo YO @The Game Theorists, ya done goofed!!!

[@grinchdance5450]

1 thousand like

[@Grefuzzle]

Only five replies????

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Out of all game theories, this is certainly one of them. Objectively, the most rated luigi's eggplant based game theory video out there

[@amongsusThe123]

Visiting this vid from matpats retirement vid AND WOW I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED....

[@softfir9685]

Who remembers when luigi was holding a eggplant

[@synthtoaster]

softfir yes

[@rosebud577]

I remember that! Why did it change tho?

[@Relic58]

Me!

[@jerricaleonard2123]

@@rosebud577 probably because KZbin was being a jerk again.

[@rosebud577]

Jerrica Leonard Oh ok thx for explaining something to a dumb child(not sarcasm I’m an idiot)

[@catwitch2479]

Poor luigi, he just wants to play some tennis and be a hero but everyone's to busy worrying about his trouser-sausage and thinking he's a goofy lovable idiot who isn't taken seriously

[@thewitchdoctors749]

God damn it buzzfeed

[@walrusArmageddon]

Well you better believe more people will be playing as him now

[@plasticfuzzball9962]

*Crotch Cannon

[@logoat2580]

But he still gets Daisy 😂

[@CarefulFox1775]

I am so sad

[@Sylloyo]

when matpat talked about this video in 2022 I genuinely thought this was in fact clickbait... now that I actually watch it... I know is not

[@lauramuller5690]

Im gonna miss you matpat.

[@rachelwalker3017]

So what did you do this easter? *thinks about this video* Me: Uh it's complicated

[@BenCarsonPinkie]

Hey, you could be the guy who did a whole research paper on the aerodynamics of anime tiddies

[@thecursedpotato6561]

Fascinating that 5.1 million people care about his size

[@putaina7102]

And you're one of them...

@@putaina7102 okay, thats- that made me crack a laugh XD

[@Scrumdidilydumptious_Balls]

I need this on a special website.

[@broken_clay5013]

The internet is a wierd place my friend

[@lillliebugg]

5.5 now hehehhehehe

[@guidomista9565]

Hey guys it's me matpat and today im gonna explain why Luigi has a thundercock

[@RealestChessa]

Digital footprint.

[@zenaslep1027]

The greatest april fools prank is to make an episode so ridiculous, the people think it's fake clickbait *Then they click and regret every decision they've made in life*

[@assassingamer1125]

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!

[@alexamorales6714]

this video made me regret my life

[@rikuyujacobs4261]

I regret existing now

[@hailchan]

yea you’re absolutely right my guy

[@purpleweirdothecutie]

Yes, and i regret math

[@mauriceparagua5895]

God: **Gives humans brains and make some super duper smart** Humans: *does this* God:...

[@RoonistProphet]

Isant Arts I’m disappointed

[@redguyfan1803]

God: Noah...GET THE THE BOAT

[@kj123._.]

More like God:what have I created. -.-

[@MrChill-fk3fd]

God: I got the corona Noah i have it

[@ejkom3478]

God: noah. GET THE BOAT

[@hasibofficialrashidi2145]

The fact that this will be his last theory but a remake of it is funny but still, it’ll be sad.

[@rllybloody]

okay take this episode, but imagine the team all together, having to plan out this episode.

[@OB.x]

this is the best april's fool joke ever

[@holynightwingfan4510]

Way better than those clickbaits. They are really dumb and annoying.

[@JustinShepard00]

That’s no joke, Luigi is hung

[@peril7531]

Actually the best April fools joke was the release of rick and morty season 3

[@vascocarvalho2451]

April Fool's

[@shadowhuntress1371]

An April Fool's joke that ISN'T annoying, but full of intimate information on the Mario Bros? Classic Matpat.

[@MoonyFBM]

The amount of nicknames on Luigi's ya-know, is incredible. XD

[@catsquad8985]

Little wigler

[@kate_gam3zalot105]

XD

[@GoldieMethrans]

Wait until you see the melons' nicknames in the boob episode. 😂

[@bro-pb1iw]

Disco stick pLUnGeR. Dangling hammer bro.. L U m P An enormous yoshi. Just a couple.

[@JianCB2]

26, including the names for erections

[@shadoweye306]

1:10 Matt: here we are 2018 Me: *looks when the video was uploaded* Me: 0_O -_- O_O I beg your pardon?

[@CeceSaysHi_950]

I never knew there were that many words to describe Luigi’s umm wait now how did mat refer to it? Ah yes his “little wigler”

[@ungabunga4318]

The fact that this is at 6.9 million views is poetic in a way.

[@TheSSsteamboat]

It's 7.2 now 😔

[@B-unni]

I was gonna like your comment but it’s a 69 likes

[@mimikuisreal6167]

@@B-unni its 264 now 😔

[@Sp3ctralI]

7.4 million views

[@chillmemes5865]

@@mimikuisreal6167 we must get it to 420

[@kulekid6917]

Luigi - about 7 in. fan fiction and rule 34 viewers: *_thank you MatPat_*

[@sapph1regemini]

xXxA_Doge_LoverxXx I'm not even gonna *clicks on rule 34 website* goddamn it!!!

[@jacksongreen4107]

MatPat, what have you done?!

[@kehrbotrsupporter5097]

Wow everybody now rule number 34

[@nataliaborys1554]

The World shall thank MatPat for fanfiction materials

[@RayTC]

as if anyone is actually going to care *cough cough HYPER cough cough*

[@luminia-goetia]

Bowuigi shippers now be taking notes

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:53 And it's also no wonder mario's princess is always at a monstrously large neighbour's castle...

[@amandan8895]

Take a shot every time he gives a name to the crotch area

[@bluemug257]

Oof

[@needy2236]

I would be drunk But I’m 12 Sadly

[@daviddavidson972]

So... How much for a new liver

[@frutigeraeroisthegoat]

Scream childhood ruined everytime a Wiener replacement name is said

[@abandonedacc420]

wOaH mAn I'm fReAkInG oUt

[@Lonk2976]

Kids react: MATPAT, WHY!?! Adults react: MATPAT, WHY!?! KZbinrs react: MATPAT, WHY!?! Teenagers react: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@helpkirbyhasagun_2047]

Sans the Skelepun Wait teens laugh? I barely noticed

[@thewolf661]

I’m ten I laughed my head of

[@zavexcapricious2519]

As a teenager myself I shall say in the words of the great tf2 sniper: "Ya that sounds bout right"

[@24angel52]

lol true

[@Food-5224]

I react at literally any age: HAHAHAHA

[@DarklordKermit77]

Ollie will see this one day

[@gammaERR]

4:54 Matpat PHRASING

[@samlim7963]

So we've confirmed that Luigi is not only richer than Mario which saves royalty, he is also more well endowed than Mario, no wonder Mario is jealous

[@helpkirbyhasagun_2047]

sam Lim And Luigi’s older (not from creation time but story wise) and taller

[@yourresume373]

@@helpkirbyhasagun_2047 what no where'd you hear that? in dream team luigi refers to mario as "big bro."

[@tioalgar]

Today was a bad day to have ears

[@someoneidkyeahok]

An even worse day to have eyes

[@YouTubeUser_912]

Today I found someone that has the same profile as me

[@bacon7246]

Is it a bad day to have ears today because of that frotolay rickroll ad

[@octiveon2968]

@@bacon7246 I don’t know how I found you but....I am very happy

[@thegoldmario4879]

Ikr

[@bloodybee3553]

Wait so Luigi is a sweetheart with a dark side who's capable of overcoming his fear no matter how intense, he's filthy rich in the top 0.1%, AND he's got a big lollypop?! Dude save some for the rest of the guys out there...

[@novamarpo3]

5 years ago?!?

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

I feel old

[@pickelsandnickels2487]

Matpat: shows image of Luigi bulge Me: Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[@con_txt9042]

NO DO NOT DO THIS THAT IS A SIN

[@pickelsandnickels2487]

Eh you win some you lose a few hundred

[@looptyloops2542]

NO NUT NOVEMBER JUST STARTED THO--

[@emolesbian]

Noooooooo

[@tidde3220]

Wait

[@victor3582]

Ok nvm the dead children. this is what Babypat is going to feel disturbed about when he goes through his dads videos

[@scabax2688]

Lol, so true though.

[@diamonds5554]

lol xD

[@entpanimatics8070]

Poor Babypat 😹

[@entpanimatics8070]

I hope it’s a boy

[@KaylieBeth822]

MatPat shared the gender reveal on Instagram! It's a boy!

[@nathanpixelkid]

calling it "warp pipe" implies you can enter it

[@Lil_gremlin_]

Bowuigi fans right now: 👁️👄👁️ I can make such a fantic out a this

[@aiden_ig]

category: *education*

[@brumous9364]

I see nothing wrong here

[@macarooni7578]

_what's the problem?_

[@pringlesanddr.peppergaming9326]

I mean technically speaking there's nothing wrong about that.

[@JohnSmith-rb5iv]

Very informative and educational indeed I think very one should learn this

[@torianadouglas8375]

The amount of nicknames you used for his private parts is hilarious.

[@yufaeliassecretoldaccount0862]

Why not name them?

[@RTbeng]

Toriana Douglas NO A GIRL WATCHED THIS

[@khalilsommerville9131]

This isn’t the first time

[@seanjones7694]

You wonder if mat pats wife is shaking her head.

[@Snorlax151]

This video is my free ticket to hell. xD JK

[@Dracovita.]

4:28 oh…… ok…

[@superseriousperson3729]

it's not tall, it's below average

[@Dracovita.]

@@superseriousperson3729 ooh…………o-ok……….

[@rmwing]

Starts off as a meme about Luigi's junk. Ends up explaining a large portion of Mario lore.

[@Jiyuww]

*You just taught your fans how to measure you.*

[@dwftmyearth6166]

Nerrix you’re fooking right!

[@stephaniem538]

oh noooh :)

[@supercatgaege]

Wow fan fik up in here

[@carvving]

Hahahahahaha

[@Jiyuww]

gaege grogan ( . )( . ) ) . ( ( Y )

[@quivry2689]

“...those numbers may seem a LITTLE flaccid, but throw me a BONE here. Calculating this was a HARD one.”

[@fish_toes]

Oh, oh god....

[@Samwellslogs]

@Vinzent Juan Lopez woah bro, same

[@Devi1productions]

Puns No Dirty puns There we go

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Sans i swear, put the joke book down or the floor tentacles will try to fuse you and Ness together

[@-Korizimi-]

I love that you put soo much effort in a single vid and it’s sounds soooooooooooo weirdly funny that ppl end up watching this it’s so nice that you do this it’s nice to watch them

[@chiaxihex3277]

i was coughing so violently during the whole video that i lost my voice for these past couple of days-

[@minoshark5318]

Is it sad that Luigi has more than Mario in every way?

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

Kinda funny how that works. Maybe Mario has a slight inferiority complex?

[@minoshark5318]

Warrior Cats of MysteryClan he has to make up for actually being worse then Luigi true he is the face of many games but Luigi even though he’s in a few games but he still has more money and power up actually affect him more

[@lolzthecat8993]

No, Luigi was always the 2nd in line in the franchise, he deserves that

[@thewatermelonlion2952]

@@lolzthecat8993 explain what made you disrespect my boi luigi like that

[@helpkirbyhasagun_2047]

Lolzthecat Well Luigi isn’t second when it comes to Money Height Warp pipe length Age Calmer color pallet Flutter jump

[@sheepa.geddon738]

“When Luigi’s flying down the Rainbow Road of love, what’s going on when he’s revving it up to 150CCs.” *Matpat I swear to god.*

[@chabacanocaramelo3288]

God dammit i just got the joke now.....what im not too dirty minded

[@silverleopard1406]

There goes my childhood...

[@jasminestones9536]

Sheepa Geddon what does that mean? Am i too innocent?

[@postponemystudentlone5295]

Soon its 200CC

[@chabacanocaramelo3288]

jasmine stones one day

[@autismcentral445]

"Ye old dinglehopper" 💀