Game Theory: How Deadly is Super Mario's Bullet Bill?

[@CreepsMcPasta]

I vote we start calling bullet bills 'Leisurely Meandering Williams'

[@AriyanK0091]

agreed

[@danielgiraldo8700]

Ary Kumar definately

[@CerebralSupport]

Well then its decided

[@snakeglade]

hurry! watch out! there's a leisurely meandering william behind you!

[@patrickmcalevey9799]

500rainbows But you know, take your time or whatever, no rush

[@hekkensnatser]

How does a bullet bill even fly with such immensely slow speeds?

[@whitepaws60]

REASONS

[@thejamman4070]

Anti gravity technology.

[@silverstones2797]

video game logic

[@The_Arisen]

well, I don't know how familiar you are with troll science, but you can clearly see that the gold banzai is spiralling. the side that rotates towards the earth is subject to the greatest gravitational pull. it uses gravity to increase it's rotational speed, and slingshot that force upward when it it rotates approximately 180 degrees. the slingshot effect provides just enough speed to counter gravity, thus allowing the Golden banzai to maintain it's altitude. (this a joke commented for comedic purposes. please don't take it seriously and/or be a d**k)

[@jakelehn6679]

David Rose lol because that's how baby's are made

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

This was the first Matpat video I ever watched all the way back when it was new I’m happy he gets to be with his family but I’ll miss him

[@papangackfishy21]

Yeah we will miss MatPat so much, I’ve seen thumbnails and some videos on his channel 😢😭

[@noahmaldonado5461]

Same

[@Nuhga-t2v]

Jaiwsiis

[@bluefiremarkii]

What about the Mario kart bullet bill? It actually moves fast for once~

[@skotiaH2O]

And yet it doesn't kill the racers

[@hokton8555]

it's like a blue shell

[@sus5206]

Ya

[@sunniiswcct6610]

Yeah, it's my favourite!

[@thekiwirebellion8383]

I do NOT like that squiggly line.

[@noahd5545]

who else is revisiting some of their favorite theories now that matpat had announced he’s retiring

[@realjordantrs]

Me. This and the Is Link Dead theory are two of my favorites

[@aphsychopath7690]

Your mom

[@lordbowser8662]

WHAT?! I WASTED ALL THAT MONEY FITTING USELESS BULLET BLASTERS INTO MY LEVELS?!

[@IceCreamPalor]

Lord Bowser it’s ok it’s ok

[@ruditheraven]

invest in bob ombs they are deadly af

[@user-ud1qf4qn5o]

Wait the mushroom kingdom has its own currency? Cool. But who do you have for your insurance? I mean, falling into lava for like, *20 years* you’ll need a bunch of medical coverage. I’m thinking something like “yoshco” (Like geico, but with yoshi, so its infinitely better)

[@roaringthunder115]

Lord Bowser Hey, you’re still an amazing King and you have lots of money! How about putting Dry bones and hard enemies in world one?

[@yahooplex6286]

You wasted so much that you had to use huge pencils as obstacles in super mario world

[@thejackman9000]

He said at the beginning that we wouldn't be seeing Pewdiepie for the rest of the episode. Do me a favor and go to about 9:49 and look in the top right.

[@lilc.h.a.d9596]

Omg yes

[@ivanvargas936]

So great

[@pancakebeast7368]

Echks Indeed

[@sammyferns5073]

Duh

[@echo5863]

Bruh

[@LyviannaXIV]

5 Years ago, Matpat acting already was more convincing than any of the latest movies

[@EvyatarRubins]

4 years ago!

[@michaelschaefer-pham964]

it dosent matter if bullet bill would kill you in real life. in mario you can die by walking into a turtle

[@everygameguy]

Mario. He grows big by touching mushrooms, and he dies by touching mushrooms. Jeez Nintendo, decide if mushrooms are good or bad already

[@asgth6147]

+EveryGameGuy/Akumation chestnuts*

[@everygameguy]

asgth th I was talking about Goombas. Chestnuts are the ones in Super Mario World

[@asgth6147]

EveryGameGuy/Akumation scuse me but it is hard to remember the difference between goombas and galoombas

[@carljones4179]

yes

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

How do they even stay airborne?

[@joelklassen8350]

The same way there is a spiked turtle dragon kidnapping the human princess of a kingdom of mushroom people.

[@Katlove687]

@Srikar Baru the same way a man eating venus flytrap can shoot fireballs at you

[@RoseOnFire]

@@Katlove687 how can a man eating a venus flytrap shoot fireballs at you?

[@alittlebitd3ad]

@@RoseOnFire The same way you and your brother got raised by a green, plump dinosaur, which your ride in and then ruthlessly make him plummet to his death for your own safety

[@delighted6549]

How do you and your brother got raised by a green, plump dinosaur, which your ride in and then ruthlessly make him plummet to his death for your own safety?

[@phoenixlightss]

This just passed its 4 year anniversary... Still one of my favorite episodes of Game Theory

[@lizzilouise78]

HAYYYYYAAA

[@hyrulecitizen7988]

ligma succs it’s about to be 5th it’s may in 2019

[@melojelo5724]

5

[@ksporty15]

Fifth now

[@deac-hd2lo]

Why does no one realize he forgot got the giga bonzai bill from world 9

[@shallow_night7046]

well after watching the mario movie we can confirm how deadly bullet bill is

[@alexstuart4495]

can... can you teach my science class?

[@Slava-zz1ip]

lol

[@elahrector2661]

Norah Rose yeah really

[@johnhayton4696]

NOOT NOOT

[@elahrector2661]

Nuka Plays shut up

[@tlaon_]

I want him to!

[@superawesomebros3084]

0:02 when MatPat has to make an other FNaF video

[@bobREALOG]

Lol

[@harshlarose6670]

LOL so true

[@sammieegoldwand]

SuperAwesomeBros yes

[@10000crabs]

HE MUST SEE THIS

[@classygoose7112]

lol

[@daisyp9582]

There are not enough comments expressing appreciation for Bullet Bill's many nicknames bestowed upon by MatPat

[@iarexayne]

I think he went a bit overboard with how many he gave

[@iarexayne]

And by that I mean, my friends and I made a drinking game of it and after Projectile Pete, two of them were done

[@tymki]

They are indeed glorious...

[@C4_Anon]

That's because they're the worst nicknames I've ever heard in my entire life

[@kinkylinky6244]

Bullet Billy Mays

[@dmitripilar2593]

matpat: (lists of 3 different bullet bills) fat bullet bronzo destroying the stage its in: are you sure about that?

[@indg0205]

_Well... I mean.. The bullets still Explode if we go by Galaxy logic... So there's that._

[@infinitefuner7357]

IѦℕ XD so all that math and research was for nothing?

[@sterbuckscoffen1339]

InfiniteFuner that AND he forgot the bullets that would be twice that goldenbill's size. i don't remember it's name, but it's BIG.

[@indg0205]

Sterbucks Coffen _How about 3D world then? Or really any of the 3D games, now that I think about it._

[@sterbuckscoffen1339]

IѦℕ best guess is this video was made on '14. maybe our gigantic bullet didnt exist. i know as well that 3d mario world wasnt even available that year.

[@einarmar7445]

then it is a high explosive shell

[@redy2098]

3:59 when you are watching this in 2017 and saying odeysey but then you take a look at realise date of this video. :( Edit:*odyssey *Release *2018 and Super Mario Maker.

[@maths1015]

Huh..... cool

[@scout4363]

REDY9 yup 😂

[@mamaswoon1269]

REDY9, can you please spell correctly? It’s bugging me...

[@linkven9196]

when it's not 2017 anymore

[@bmaxarnold5742]

REDY9 lol ikr

[@BeehiveBoy]

You know, I could be saying something smart, or something that challenges your theories, but I like your puns. "Markiplying" "bullet mayes" "HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED"

[@romannn_the_tired_system182]

FourTris KatnissGale HazelGus LeiselRudy CassiaKy I love the puns here. And at 8:49, I was laughing so hard.

[@BeehiveBoy]

MINECRAFT IS COOL SAME

[@nooshshahzad3924]

FourTris KatnissGale HazelGus LeiselRudy CassiaKy I like your username, but in my opinion Katniss is better of with Peeta

[@BeehiveBoy]

Anoosheh Shahzad to each their own :-3

[@daddymcdoob7862]

FourTris KatnissGale HazelGus LeiselRudy CassiaKy your name.......

[@pixelparasite829]

"Oh physics, you SO dirty!" ~MatPat 2014

[@sellosqueez6278]

You left out King Bill. He takes up the entire screen and is on fire

[@justs_]

King Bill was not cannon...

[@Baleish]

BUT HE IS A CANON

[@timboh3376]

Ya king bill was not cannon

[@sonicspead2647]

What games king bill from?

[@vpjhuk7134]

sonic ninja24 i have seen king bill in New Super Mario Bros. Wii and a early version of it seen in Super Mario World

[@John-ek6ts]

What a blast to the past

[@weirdogirl1012]

Derp Productions ikr...

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

Back to when MatPat did theories he was good at (AKA, not lore theories)

[@rjd1922]

Derp Productions This isn't a blast to the past; check his 2011 theories for that.

[@fancrew2525]

New matpat better

[@cato3277]

Derp Productions and it’s better than new matpat

[@bystandrr]

That intro cured my depression

[@sansictheskelehog7107]

Yay

[@hilacopter4023]

Me 2

[@hilacopter4023]

BUT I AM STILL DEPRESSED BECAUSE I CANNOT CELEBRATE MY BAT MITZVAH WHICH IS TODAY BECAUSE OF THE DISEASE THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED! 😭

[@kitanaisoffensive]

Flerken chan r/nobodyasked

[@hilacopter4023]

FINE, I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT BAD TO MISS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE NEVER BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATE IT AGAIN!

[@Devourer6594]

In a few years, he will figure out that 3d Mario's TRUE HEIGHT is 5'1

[@songofphoenix2288]

Ahh... I see you also found the wonderful joys of time travel!

[@cespu_iv4519]

@Jester not you lol

[@firemoon2032]

Yeah

[@dduuhdeap7732]

NO ITS 9'99999999999999999999999999

[@dduuhdeap7732]

@Jester ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Alex-02]

I know im way to late but what about the larger “bills” that almost covers the whole screen in the last course of New super mario bros Wii EDIT: For everyone that says he covered these in the video: Please read this properly: I have watched the entire video and he doesn’t cover them. To clarify: First we have bullet bills, they are just the standard ones Then we have the banzai bills, they are bigger but does NOT almost cover the screen and yes he covered those in the video Then he also covered the golden banzai bills which apparently are a little bigger than the banzai bills and made out of gold (duh) The ones I’m talking about are way bigger than any of the others. I don’t know the name of them but someone in the thread said that they’re called “king bills”. They only appear once: On the last course of NSMBWii I hope you now understand what I’m talking about Also; Check out the eight comment from “frostflight” he put a link to a picture from that course showing the “very-big-bill”

[@Alex-02]

The Wanderer but its way bigger than the one in the video

[@stephannemoorehead9483]

It's king bill

[@Alex-02]

Mr. Creeper thanks

[@MapleCraftt]

Alex 02 it’s called the Banzai Bill

[@Alex-02]

RobloxiCraft :D Im not an expert but according to mr creeper they’re called king bills... Tho you gotta admit that they’re bigger than normal banzaibills

[@SirLad]

Honestly it isn't the Bullets you should be looking at Matpat. It's Mario, think about it. He gets killed by Turtles, and Goombas just walking in to him. Either everything in the Mushroom Kingdom is covered in Poison, or Mario has Paper Skin and Glass Bones.

[@jonathanmiller4188]

Good point. But Mario also takes no damage from falling. Not sure what that mean for Mario here, but possibly the same kind of force at any Newton would not kill Mario in a sense.

[@SirLad]

Jonathan Miller Maybe he has Space Boots, or some kind of special boots. Which Is why he can only jump on things as well.

[@jonathanmiller4188]

And by "same force" I mean falling force with velocity change and such

[@moonfreak7797]

***** also think,it`s a game so it wont be gta 5 or real life! I know hes Italian and has a job in real life but its A GAME!!!no offence or other arguments plz!

[@BlitzStudioz]

Tristan Paton I like how you think gta is the equivalent to real life... I think you're on the wrong channel here, here we embrace arbitrary argument regarding video games for humour and knowledge, that's the whole point of these video...

[@elianwilliams]

I wonder what BabyPat will think when he eventually sees this intro

[@killianbc1837]

#time travel

[@killianbc1837]

sorry meant #timetravel

[@squidblr3440]

*SUPPORT TIME TRAVEL*

[@skib1ditoiletrule34]

He will think it’s sick😎

[@krishchandel4988]

FunnyMadd Games what about when he sees the boob episode or the fapp thing

[@JuliaCV9]

Bullet bill: *[Exists]* Game Theory: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@shadowthepikmen]

I love to see a Game Theory about FLUDD, im kind of curious about how powerful the water coming out of the nozzle would be be able to lift an adult, and then you have to think about what kind of effect being sprayed with that would do to a living creature

[@MinecraftMiner1111]

That would be awesome! Yeah!

[@echocb6227]

Make it happen game theory... make it happen.........

[@MinecraftMiner1111]

*Prays* GOD PLEASE

[@jackiemorales5208]

i wish u could be my math teacher

[@jenniferyoung1236]

I haven't been able to get the best way of life fns me too

[@chrisrhodes4124]

Oh I wish he was my math teacher, heck who doesn't?

[@ellamurray9272]

He would be best math teacher

[@MrSmileyFaceGames]

"Welcome to Matpats Math class! I hope you all brought your video games and the notes from yesterday "

[@Spegrogy]

I haven't been able to get the best way of life fns yeah even though my math teacher is hot

[@viviannoah8039]

"This is scarier than that husky girl in seventh grade gym class!!!" Nice MatPat Nice

[@carlacadwallader7036]

Right after I read this he said it. Literally two seconds later

[@jennyinutil2018]

me 2

[@madhyena336]

dam it I was gonna type that.

[@lexybotelhl8116]

what year?

[@anafreitag1720]

lol

[@ryguy8924]

Who else going back to the game theory videos they grew up with cause MatPat said he’s retiring

[@murfconnor6387]

0:01 We see Matt's community theater experience at work.

[@mop-ark8987]

Murfconnor Plays we

[@grandpalyri6211]

Murfconnor Plays ii

[@sheymason]

Murfconnor Plays lol

[@sheymason]

100TH LIKE BOIZ

[@sammieegoldwand]

Murfconnor Plays yeah

[@Ziiiiiee]

Friend: "how many bill puns can he make in this episode?" Me: "too many..."

[@bflat5274]

Mom: Get for KZbin, or at least watch something educational! Me: Ok (turns on game theory) Mom: That's video games! I said educational! Me: (shows her video) She's now addicted to Game Theory #IWin

[@namingisdifficult408]

B Flat fantastic

[@appleappington7346]

B Flat #kidsarealwaysright

[@aaronrivera7915]

B Flat What if I told you that this theory is easily debunked with the 3d games logic. (The bullet bills in those games explode!) Also she might be offended by the boob episode.

[@SuperNuclearBoss]

B Flat #YouWinAtLifeYouLittleFartBFlatYou

[@kyyomilo]

B Flat WITHOUT MUSIC MY LIFE WOULD B FLAT! can you tell I'm a band nerd

[@darthtrump9668]

Legend says bullet bill is still chasing matpat

[@CursedToe123]

yep, even in the next decade

[@somedot]

4:00 Odyssey? “Super Mario RPG!” *oh wait the game wasn’t out*

[@JJRicks]

YES!

[@th1v5]

Yeah

[@AlienoRBLX]

@@JJRicks ik

[@Barnacules]

5:58 - You had me at Fapp-U :P

[@MrAdam0008]

Lol Jerry I see you practically everywhere. Love your videos BTW :)

[@ItsartoTV]

Hi

[@novamondal7339]

Fun Fact: Cannons on ships weren’t called cannons, they were called guns. They were only called cannons when they were used on land. Ships=guns, land=cannons.

[@oddfuturewolfgangkillthema6020]

@@skib1ditoiletrule34 no i will find you punk

[@katzenkek5843]

Wait what

[@dustinmannon4294]

story=dreams games=lore lol

[@roniii05]

"This is scarier than that husky girl from 7th grade" I felt that

[@mainscript0334]

@@bupcorn4136 Except it isn't body shaming

[@memelescream4796]

@@bupcorn4136 i mean depending on how its done it can def be funny. but also he might have just mean some weird girl who acted and insisted she was a dog

[@thomaswinfrey2749]

Matt i have a question. How strong is a falcon punch? Even though it looks strong it may not be. Take the SSBB as a jumpoff.

[@pgrankin1]

That's a great idea for a video

[@GameTheory]

YES!!! This is brilliant. This will DEFINITELY become a theory :)

[@aaronricard6186]

YES

[@IgnaBoii]

Great idea! :)

[@Lunacriz]

The Game Theorists 2 millions theorists subs special !! ← either before or after this ^_^

[@xverzerker8036]

Name: Fapp What it is:Applied Force mmmmm

[@tomlawson4713]

wink wink nudge nudge

[@tomlawson4713]

wink wink nudge nudge

[@realhorsegaming]

+Tom Lawson Are you a fad?

[@tealdownie]

hahaha!

[@kurthopkins6892]

*Rowan Atkinson "if you know what I mean" face*

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Rip Ronnie. You will be missed😢 For those who don't understand: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYi3dnhqiNB2grs

[@gladiator951]

The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer wait wat?

[@lizzib2705]

@@gladiator951 yeah Ronnie has passed away since this video came out.

[@FckyouDominic]

Who's ronnie

[@sethtucker3714]

Who is Ronnie

[@sniperturtle807]

For all of your who don't know, Ronnie was a great person who worked with Mat on his KZbin career. He sadly passed away due to hard struggles. He was a great person and has a playlist on the channel. Rip Ronnie, you will always be remembered in our hearts

[@mikeharris5508]

Matpat... You missed one small thing... Or one behemoth sized thing... Drum roll please *drum roll sfx* The king bill

[@jdurand121]

What about King Bills?

[@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective]

It'd be like like being hit by one of those massive bouncy castle slides. It might hurt but you'd be up within seconds.

[@elykdanger]

Probly same as bonsai

[@failedconnect32]

King bills are on fire and massive

[@elykdanger]

Yeah exactly, but would mario go with it and melt, or go splat?

[@tomanderson558]

9:49 You said pewdiepie wouldn't be back for the rest of the video. YOU LIED!

[@tomanderson558]

UNSUBSCRIBE!! ;)

[@TheToastcannon]

+Tom Anderson that was the joke

[@punyawees3666]

+Pannha 640 Pewdiepie appear on the opposite corner of video

[@zycap1852]

Yeah

[@cannibalisticunderwear9243]

The intro got me.XD

[@goobacca5125]

Dear Lord, the puns! Think about the Children MattPatt!!

[@qubertsans5070]

Skitzoid sans is proud

[@matth.1728]

Where does it say that?

[@superuperduper4323]

Skitzoid oh dont worry we are already destroyed

[@flamey9180]

diamondsword58 playz you have to be at least 13 years to make a KZbin account

[@matth.1728]

I'm over 13

[@KentonTheKnight]

Nice returning to classic matpat, and the first game theory I ever watched. I still often find myself saying Bullet Billy Bob Thornton.

[@SPRWinchester]

2018 MatPat: You can't act, MatPat of 2014. *Does same intro in 2018*

[@asianbutstupid1437]

SPR Winchester *that the joke*

[@kaylebhayes6838]

That is the joke

[@kirby4164]

Welcome. . . To the joke. *Jurassic Park joke here*

[@Valientherox]

If a Banzai Bill moves at roughly 17 MPH, and Mario can outrun them, that means he can run at around 18+ MPH. Considering the average short distance sprint for a human is between 12-15 MPH, and that Mario can hold his speed over a virtually infinite distance, it looks like Mario should start entering in some races.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

I'm sure he has with all those hobbies of his.

[@dankayur2910]

Dude's already in the Olympics, what more do you want?

[@MrJmanrey]

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

[@hydra7094]

neo just saying

[@DerpiousHerpious]

Three replies, TEAM FORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED

[@MrSeedofTheBlock]

Derpious Herpious 4 replies... HL4 CONFIRMED

[@oatsthegod]

5 replies ... Left 4 Dead 5 confirmed

[@Som1.]

***** 7 comments bo7 confirmed

[@cactuscreek5925]

Bullet Bill: I can’t do ****! Bonzai Bill: Hold my be- oh wait we can’t do much... Golden Bonzai Bill: *Was that a challenge?*

[@dustorm5012]

Bob-omb: I love challenges! All bills: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@aaphule]

King bill: YOU hold MY beer.

[@grapz2245]

With all this said, i want to know... What about the MARIO CART bills? SURELY those do some damage, seeing as they are twice as big as Mario and traveling at Insane speeds...(compared to go-carts). Id like to see a small side-video with this in it.

[@nader50752]

Great idea

[@coolguy5772]

Well if you get hit by that I'm pretty sure you're dead...

[@_Ikelos]

Are the mario carts games considered canon though? :\

[@ryanpage5690]

entomio93 they dont have to be

[@blueveins3238]

The MarioCart bills would be considered a different object altogether. Those are much more amazing, considering that a huge turtle-monster and his go-cart could fit inside one together.

[@insu_na]

Imagine my surprise when you said 390 000kg is 430 tons. After all, 1t = 1000kg. First I assumed you made a mistake, but I realized that you wouldn't make a mistake like that, so I googled and what did I find out? There's an American Ton and the Metric Ton as unit. Growing up with the metric system, I never even knew the Americans even had their own Ton unit... Thanks for the confusion, American measurement systems.

[@IanLynxz]

Feel our pain!!!! Lol but seriously is there a need for two systems of measurement? It's like idgaf how much a foot is in the metric system I'm in the USA not Europe and Asia and Australia....

[@CaveSpiderGaming11]

1 American ton = 2000 pounds. 1 kg = roughly 1.6 pounds. Hope this helps.

[@donotwantgoogleplus2835]

CaveSpiderGaming11 1 kg ~ 2.2 pounds. 2.20462, according to google.

[@midnightskelly547]

No problem. Most scientists think it's as confusing as you do. We use metric in sciences over here, but MatPat wanted to dumb it down for us.

[@jaebebifi]

d3rrial As an australian I completely agree. P.S. Go back to 9:48 to 9:49

[@TheRealFallingFist]

If you're an adult, you can take two hits from a Bullet Bill. If you're a kid, you can take one. We didn't need a video about this.

[@Krypent]

Yeah but he saw it on a reddit post. So why not?

[@ahtech1990]

You do if you make money off these videos. Like he does.

[@EricLeafericson]

So, small Mario is a child? That makes all the times he saves the Princess on half-health questionable...

[@billdonoso2000]

However he wished to make the video to see just how much damage each hit did. It's a theory btw... a game theory.

[@Bdog8meh]

You clearly don't get the point of Game Theory. He doesn't take into account of what actually happens to the player in the game when hit

[@MarcusVC]

11:25 Ever heard about King bill.

[@EpicTails]

Lol that triggered me so hard

[@aaphule]

Lol I felt that

[@amywillisjohnson4160]

BOMB

[@AAC-qd2vn]

Did anyone else notice he said Markiplying?

[@expressmart339]

i did

[@godofhyperdeath2853]

I did

[@ethanji4203]

Yea. And a pic of Markiplier popped up...

[@skysspace959]

AAC0813 It was intentional

[@SamDonaldsonNightcore]

AAC0813 There was a picture of Mark's pfp...

[@Durden334]

I learn more maths here than in the school :v

[@iceblue4449]

I can relate

[@sarahhole7100]

same

[@sarahhole7100]

same

[@mega5-a259]

same

[@luigigrabspam4596]

Well. You might need to take a grammar class.

[@noobte9756]

8:48 "markiplieing"

[@kittyrabies]

ashto Harper xD

[@jeremysupe3307]

???

[@karesssydnor7569]

I get it cuz I saw markiplier

[@chickensupplier8035]

2:05 "I am a giant squid of anger!" What a deep, insightful line

[@aaphule]

🙆

[@Rybellious]

What about the giant bullet bill that shows up in at least one level on Mario Bros. Wii? Or how about King Bill that shows up in that one level on New Super Mario Bros. U? That thing is HUGE!

[@jclkaytwo]

RybelliousGaming IDIOT the giant bullet bill in wii and the king bill in u are the same

[@weaboojustice1213]

RybelliousGaming You stole my icon >_>

[@Egghead012]

RybelliousGaming Bullet Bill: imma kill you! Me: Ha! Too slow. Bullet Bill (Speedhacked): Imma kill you! Me: OOHHH SHIII- *dies*

[@redonyoutube6713]

Warlock Kurogane Next time on Bullet bill the 1 Ton hacker, he kills bowser The Tryhard and gets golden bullet to Destroy HUMANITY (THE FUCKING TOADS OF W.O.W) AND LATER WE FIND OUT HE CHEATS ON YOSHI!

[@Marxamune]

RybelliousGaming I'm pretty sure they're not moving fast enough, I mean all the golden banzai bill would do is push you back!

[@genisay]

Ah, the ridiculousness of cartoon video game enemies. XD If you don't dodge it, it will kill you, even if it shouldn't be able too.

[@coastersplus]

And yet if you jump on it, you'll kill it.

[@wistfulaether]

Nintendo Logic

[@rachelrhykerd9566]

***** Also nintendo logic, spock + force + dr who... WHYYYYYYYY

[@teaf4gging]

nintendo...just try to make sense

[@loganchastain6362]

coastersplus how does that actually work

[@borediideath6526]

Thank you MatPat for actually doing you're job this time

[@TheHarlequinHatter]

your*

[@borediideath6526]

TheHarlequinHatter Grammar Nazi

[@TheHarlequinHatter]

Töten sie die falsch schreiben! Es ist Zeit für Korrektur! Wir müssen die Analphabetentum ausrotten!

[@CodenameOcelot]

TheHarlequinHatter Bad translating...

[@TaraYourArmOff]

8:49 him saying “Markiplying” instead of “multiplying “ took me out 😂

[@dbg537]

What about those giant exploding ones from SM galaxy? The bullets in that game are significantly larger, and they explode. Those would have to do a lot of damage.

[@MrMarinus18]

He was only counting impact force, not explosive force. The exploding ones are likely lighter even if they were bigger. Explosives are a lot lighter than solid iron.

[@drewbrooks6622]

I think a good theory is could MARIO survive underwater as long as he does in the game

[@tse_playerj1166]

Scott Schrader answer no obviously he can be underwater permanently oh no when you run out of time underwater you drown noooooooooooo

[@treyseetaram1533]

Scott Schrader well considering he runs all the time and he can jump at least his height it would make sense that he would have a large pool of stamina and a great lung capacity

[@notanderson1346]

its because he has one of the magical breathing aparatuseseseses from star wars episode I the phantom menace

[@GoldGloves210]

Best part of the show: Say "Hi" Ronnie!... "I quit" (even better than "No..." from last time lol

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

A bullet going slower than a snail that’s also very easy to see That might not be deadly

[@TheDiplomatAflame]

Mario also can jump on it to make it fall... That's don't deserve be called a bullet, it a metal blind fly

[@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132]

real missile: ZOOOOOOM rapidly accelerates bullet bill: what even is momentum ? . . . why does it make things go so quickly ?

[@devvydoo2745]

0:00 give this man an Oscar

[@samlombardo1769]

Ikr I died when I saw it

[@derpylion6734]

Bullet Bill Cipher Bullet Bill Nye Bullet Dollar Bill Bullet Bill-y Goat Mullet Bill

[@GoldXiphos]

Wubaluba Dub Dub Bullet Bill Gates

[@bread1469]

Wubaluba Dub Dub ayyyyy

[@stargaz3r163]

Bullet Bill cipher

[@howdee_]

“This is scarier than that husky girl in 7th grade gym class” -Matpat 2014

[@memelescream4796]

@@bupcorn4136 or he was talking about some weird girl who barked and acted like a husky.

[@lapitcs]

This was the first video I watched by game theory, such a classic I always love the beginning still

[@rbarua3368]

Same thing for me.

[@MA-dl4iu]

"This is scarier than a husky girl in gym class"👍👏

[@moshebby7229]

"Hold up Will This Thing Really Hurt Me?" *touches* *goes back*

[@johnbayles489]

LOL

[@MA-dl4iu]

😥

[@chloebrammer1928]

I came in like a bullet ball

[@chloebrammer1928]

I came in like the bullet bill

[@lukeGGlee]

FFFffffffFAAAAIIIILLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!

[@JelliThePilot]

now, START OVER!

[@jenniferwhelton9165]

I prefer it messed up.

[@meganrickit8491]

nice to know

[@ninjaed13]

"880 kg is useless until converted into a metric we all understand" proceeds to convert into a format not understanded well by any countries other than the US.

[@dierlos]

I was about to comment that.

[@lin4cba]

I think there are 2 more countries in the world that doesn't use it as well. LOL 'Murica is not alone.

[@stew94]

Let's not forget about Liberia and Myanmar.

[@ninjaed13]

Yes America is not alone, but it is nearly alone in western, 'advanced' countries.

[@lin4cba]

I love how he is being sarcastic about it though. LOL

[@mikeyhalton8015]

This just passed its 5 year anniversary Still one of my favourite game theory episodes

[@RAVAGE656]

What about King Bill from New Super Mario Bros Wii? Unlike all the others, King Bills are actually fast.

[@ds123661]

speaking of king bills, i just got an idea for a game theory video: are king bills killable? (well, besides the fact that you can get rid of them by reaching the flag) after all, there weren't any stars in that level.

[@YourFavoriteDakimakura]

Fast? Not really, it jus covers a lot more distance thanks to it's size.

[@FGEddie]

What about the Massive bansai bill in new super Mario Bros Wii?

[@spectern]

Also, MatPat forgot about the Torpedo Teds. I know that it's not a "Bill", but it's still a bullet-like projectile.

[@rffrice]

Edson Arevalo and Mario world

[@krx50]

they might not be deadly, but these guys could probably knock you over

[@gabrielleshipley8277]

I've fallen and I can't get up!

[@KingTaltia]

Or knock you into the non-existent foreground thereby sending you falling to your death.

[@aetrna]

We're sending help immediately, Gabrielle Shipley.

[@gabrielleshipley8277]

risingfevers lol XD

[@gabrielleshipley8277]

***** that was the joke. I was referencing that commercial. XD

[@Fan-imator]

I remember nothing but that intro from my childhood and coming back to this doesn’t make me regret a thing.

[@danideer3717]

I love the nerdy math puns

[@cotyjackson1823]

Because they fail...?

[@Fullmetalcowboi]

+Coty Jackson oh burn 😃 clap clap clap clap 👏👏👏👏

[@danideer3717]

+Coty Jackson I'm sorry I don't understand, I can't speak 12 year old. I might need to use a translator your language is too simple for me to understand

[@Fullmetalcowboi]

+JadeishWolf this is why I don't comment on KZbin

[@danideer3717]

+Chapi Bravo I'm not being malicious if that's what you're talking about it's called banter

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

What about the bullet bills from Mario Kart? Those are certainly large and CERTAINLY going fast....

[@eathams]

He probably considered it, but how would you calculate the volume on it? Also, how could he find the speed? All the Mario Kart games with a speedometer don't have bullet bills, of course. (That would be too easy)

[@R.T.and.J]

Wow, those Bullet Bills sound like they have no penetrating power. With so little force behind them, I'm surprised that one can be lifted into the air. Sounds like a case of... Projectile Dysfunction! PS: 2mil sub special coming soon?

[@MrBlackstar117]

I see what you did there XD

[@gablava9099]

Watching these older episodes makes me realize just how dirty he was back then

[@Pokemongod777]

You forgot about the King Bill from New Super Mario Bros Wii, the one that fills up 80% of the screen. Still a really good episode though

[@budmaam]

That escalated quickly though. o_o

[@TheRealBOBlibob]

Dang it, you stole the comment i wanted to write :P

[@matthewsmith3876]

I was gonna say, they left that out didn't they? Glad someone else said it

[@Progamer1013]

I was just about to type that. Beat me to it, Pinkie Pie.

[@aminrimawi7332]

y u steal my comments? Y U DO DIS? xD

[@AadstaPinwheel]

Ooh physics, so dirty!~

[@YodakillerMusic]

aadstapinwheel lol

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

*I just want to get those physics inside my body and **_deep_** in there* Too far?

[@AadstaPinwheel]

Oof, not far enough O

[@mac6na6na26]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[@guricane]

AadstaPinwheel fapp

[@SurotaOnishi]

Game theory = Video Game Mythbusters

[@bep935]

Well, Mythbusters bust myths, Game theory creates them or expands upon them, so... not really.

[@MatthewVaras]

I haven't seen that flash video 1:40 in years, thank you for the flashback!

[@Stolskai]

Great theory and not trying to complain but you forgot about the bullet bill from mario kart

[@antonioklaic2740]

Clayton Stone and the biggest , king bill .

[@jclkaytwo]

***** ikr

[@bjgeantil]

Clayton Stone true

[@plasmazoroark9719]

***** He's used spin-offs to support his theories before, why not this time?

[@peterdietrich8810]

Plasma Zoroark Because those are magical box bullet bills. They are different. They live in boxes.

[@crumpus5815]

Did anybody else hear how excited he sounded to make that Half-Life 3 joke?

[@Hiddinlightyear]

SHREK I FOUND YOU

[@crumpus5815]

This is my swamp.

[@Phantom56461]

Im so tempted to make a shrek is love shrek is life joke :/

[@crumpus5815]

I've been getting a lot of those, recently.

[@Phantom56461]

Nader Saab lol

[@giovannieich7487]

Maybe the normal bullet bills hit not with that much force, but if you look at games like Super Mario Sunshine, they explode after hitting an object. I'm sure, that would hurt...

[@dude739]

Nice to see that he finally solved Mario’s height at 5 foot 1 inches

[@espeon6480]

"say hi Ronnie!" "I quit"

[@tixelch]

The single best part of the video. XD

[@TheForbiddenTimelord]

The game theory motto is to assume that games go to such lengths as to include so much detail.

[@jesseguzman4425]

DEVILISH DARKSIDE give me ur best drawing of ur profile pic....I WANT TO BURN IT!😠

[@ErickFooty]

What about Mario Kart? The Bullet is ALOT bigger and faster

[@SparshAgrawal44K]

Yah that's what i was wondering

[@ballsssssss]

It's a spinoff game

[@ryansemple3830]

Mat you could just look at how fast the bullet is going and even if the bullet is smaller, it would still penetrate more than a slow, heavy, giant bullet. I go to shooting ranges and that's just things you pick up

[@dosedomedoam7552]

+Carter Hollis Mario kart isn't a spin off game it's a real Nintendo game

[@phitz2503]

That's what I thought

[@ninjaskeletronix3135]

King bill: Hey what about me?

[@_noodledoodles_8788]

00:00 - 00:14 is my self control

[@MrVincentv88]

If a bullet bill weighs so much how did he just flick it away with his fingernail

[@imjustelm]

And Mario just jumps on them to knock them out of the sky too.

[@ihcv7vw]

The real question should be how does it maintain a constant height above ground if it weighs as much as it does and travels so slowly So jumping on em would actually work.

[@imjustelm]

+MalachiDoesGaming But Mario probably doens't even weigh 200 pounds, so how does a less than 200 pound knock 3 ton's worth of metal out of the sky by jumping on it?

[@ihcv7vw]

Riry Aricheta Because the bullet should naturally be falling because of the slow speed it is traveling at compared to it's weight. Mario no matter what weight would contribute to that.

[@sapphirebulletbill]

Do I really weigh that much?

[@larrykoopa64dshacker64]

Fapp is something I'm interested in when it comes to looking at Madoka...

[@ddiamond9929]

and i'm calling the police

[@larrykoopa64dshacker64]

both myself and Madoka are teenagers so therefore it's excused

[@ddiamond9929]

understandable have a great day

[@Hadeopelago]

This video, made so long ago, is the video that first introduced me to this channel years ago. Thank you for making this wonderful nostalgia trip and video packed with jokes that I can only understand now.