Game Theory: Yoshi's Identity Crisis! What is a Yoshi?

[@brock2k4]

Nintendo while makin Yoshi: “lets make him a dinosaur, but have a tongue like a frog, that can also have wings at time, oh and also don’t forget to make him love people”

[@nukiradio]

"We need a horse that's as wacky as mario! Go!!!"

[@arandominternetman5032]

Imagine if this was a "God creates stuff" segment!

[@hanaaabdelaal9039]

CookiesWithCrunxch and you will have to have google translate to summon him

[@arandominternetman5032]

@кσтσнιмє 10/10

[@arandominternetman5032]

[Nintendo Making Luigi] Ok so make him Mario's Brother ok... Make him scared of LITERALY everything ghost. wha- make him taller and kinda op comparred to Mario. hmmm... And make everybody in the mushroom kingdom either feel neutral to him, hate him, or just not realize his existance! DUDE WTF?! [Daisy wasnt existstant at the time]

[@flora._.8789]

*Is nobody gonna talk about that when Yoshi first appeared he was holding the Holy Bible* Edit: for anyone asking he appears with a bible at 6:00

[@jakobthe]

Stand user: yossy Stand: *_The holy word of god_*

[@itsmejcaleb4279]

hmm...

[@bunfrost]

shhhhhhh

[@pacientenumero3797]

Dorime

[@bigbdog5432]

It says the bibble

[@Lovettfourscore]

I just imagine Nintendo clapping and say "he got it, he got it."

[@aliveexe5017]

Nintendo releases new game every one loves it other games get delayed Nintendo its all coming together

[@geradosolusyon511]

Nintendo Employee: After 30 long years and people have figured it out! Why didn't we think of that lol Old Nintendo Employee: Did you just say "lol" instead of "L-O-L"?

[@drakethefox3730]

He has figured it out

[@PurpleBroadcast]

Me too

[@keegantata7635]

*slowly I might add

[@tiglionabbit]

There's a better explanation for the Yoshi's having many colors. It's not camouflage, it's anti-camouflage. Look at lemurs, for example. They live on the island of Madagascar, where their only natural predator is the fossa. Standing out and finding each other is more valuable for them than hiding, so they're quite vibrant. There are many different kinds because on a small island the winning strategy is to specialize on certain kinds of food, which is exactly what Yoshis do -- different colored Yoshis get more benefit from the fruits that correspond to their color in Yoshi's Story.

[@ahmadabughazaleh0]

Or maybe they have chameleon special skill to survive and hide from predators , who knows

[@_Fizel_]

Considering the only real threat is piranha plants, which are stationary, (and the living lava but they would stay away from that because LAVA) this would make sense for Yoshi to adapt.

[@mspaintmushroom6037]

Man got his own game theory

[@jackbaldyga7952]

Hope MatPat responds to this

[@Jason75913]

I speculated that their bright colors come from their diet or whatever causes tropical animals to be colorful.

[@chiyaburro]

Everyone’s talking about Yoshi, but I’m just glad that I got to see CatPat after so long :)

[@reuv8441]

Nooo!!!!!!! Don’t say that!!! Somebody’s gonna sing the man behind the slaughter!

[@Pizzanator-gp2bb]

@@reuv8441 that is not the name of the song

[@katroyalty5141]

iT’s BeEn So LoNg

[@hoodwynked4204]

Yeah for the longest time we only saw him on the ocasional gtlive

[@toast1147]

Crash the bundy lord masta :D *its been so long

[@applesaucer2442]

I think Yoshi's "saddle" is a shell from a koopa that he ate. And sets it on his back as a seat for Mario.. I don't know, I'm dumb

[@godofthecripples1237]

Good theory, actually

[@ModernArtGaming]

No

[@pseudonymousgarbage8]

It's more likely a Lakitu shell. It's completely smooth and the visible part is red. It's possible that the pattern is either drawn on by Lakitu to the shell so that swirl is a gang symbol for Bowser's army so Yoshi either wiped it off or Mario's Mama Mia wiped it off as he was riding.

[@ashklootwyk]

Why are people speculating this? Miyamoto LITERALLY SAID the shell was a shell from the beginning. They added it so Nintendo would accept Yoshi as a character. They claimed he was a "turtle relative" hence the shell.

[@missclawsomecatlm1866]

@@ashklootwyk With that in mind I'm surprised Matpat brushed it off as a saddle and didn't consider that Yoshi might be part of the dinosaur group with armor and scales, especially with Yoshi's red-scaled head and back

[@aidanboyle7374]

Jeez, that "wheel of gaming" callback really made me aware of how long I've been subscribed

[@williamduvet9569]

Agreed. Ever since that bendy video it brought the nostalgia back to us

[@winterraptor337]

Sameeeeeee

[@mixitup6805]

Same

[@kreze9696]

Aidan Boyle I remember he used to use a dart board

[@mywill2liv]

It seems the wheel of gaming has changed quite a bit since then

[@melonoggin9961]

"Yoshi clearly has none of these defining traits" his shell counts as body armour dosn't it?

[@Zachabruh]

He said that he would take that trait with “ a grain of salt “ so it makes sense

[@RDhomemusic]

Just like the stegosaurus Yoshi's frills/ spikes and he would be considered body armor so mat pat made a mistake and we're calling him out for it.

[@missicequeen2963]

But it was originally a saddle so

[@tooost1886]

Could Yoshi’s shell be a gigantic osteoderm (a boney knob covered in scales) on his back, instead of a real shell

[@warriorcreeper2941]

@@RDhomemusic *he'll be

[@seriouslyred]

i feel like MatPat is the one person on yt that actually understands why we don't like some things and can talk to us like a person EDIT: i don't mean this video specifically, i mean just in general like other videos, i just chose to comment on this one, to clear up the confusion

[@finlordlegendarygamer7014]

100% agree Though he's *one* person that understands, implying he's not the only youtuber capable of this. Thank You, Matt!

[@beastcrozby4384]

And why do you feel this way? I mean, hes certainly not open or anything. Idk man weird comment.

[@zenssa6686]

That's great! But also weird.

[@lapispiderp1544]

@@beastcrozby4384 Well he can be open. Whenever he has mat-chats he tells us stuff about him like what he likes or dislikes. So matpat tries to stay open. But not too open so a serial killer tracks him down.

[@seriouslyred]

@@finlordlegendarygamer7014 yes i don't mean he's the ONLY one but i think you get what i mean

[@jessica.L.edwards]

Ok, I literally laughed out loud at the “mighty roar” part.

[@enderbossen9557]

Thank god i wasn’t the only one that laughed at the joke.

[@mellodymaybell8667]

Me to

[@Lucy5456b]

I did aswell

[@martinhealey5307]

Made me laugh

[@moosenocap]

lol Pun intended

[@BoogerFart956]

Twist ending: the wheel is controlling mat pat and that’s why he makes so many hecking fnaf videos.

[@dalemurman]

Facts

[@sophiea7]

But hey, that’s just a theory. A-

[@2chill2bbored72]

@@sophiea7 GAME THEORY

[@MTNDEWD493]

Dude that is the reason

[@CaffineAdict2000]

It has so many Fnaf because it was in a closet!

[@ntd_films]

14:53 my dog was sitting beside me and freaked out when he heard the yoshi roar. I guess it is indeed an intense roar 😂

[@andrewhou5479]

Lol

[@Ace_20131]

0:10

[@Ace_20131]

1:1;1,1:

[@richardselby4930]

14:51

[@YeIIowBot]

14:52

[@baneel.2980]

Nintendo: **makes an adorable dinasour for Mario to ride for help with no anatomy** Game theory: **clears throat**

[@Kirboru]

Throat

[@reallycantthinkofausername487]

@@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629 ....okay?

[@keketski5430]

@@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629 what the hell

[@Tuxedoboi]

@@keketski5430 saw him on the first comment it’s a bot

[@keketski5430]

@@Tuxedoboi ohhh

[@PepperonibeatsZombie]

I can tell I’m a dinosaur nerd when I guessed “Monolophosaurus” as soon as the silhouette showed up on screen before revealing it.

[@PepperonibeatsZombie]

Though to be fair when the silhouette popped up I said “It’s either Dilophosaurus or Monolophosaurus”

[@drewbydoo8945]

@@PepperonibeatsZombie Aren't those two closely related?

[@pixelate609]

hey if you know it then good for you people should always know some weird random set of facts never know when you might need it

[@loganflynn7294]

@@drewbydoo8945 Actually, they're not. Despite the similar name, the two are pretty distantly related to each other, although they are indeed both theropods. Dilophosaurus is in the family Coelophysidae, while Monolophosaurus is in the family Tetanurae.

[@drewbydoo8945]

@@loganflynn7294 Huh, interesting. Thanks for the info!

[@JosephS9903]

Game theory: "Still no new releases? They all got pushed back?" Terraria journey's end: Am I a joke to you?

[@gamingcatago3269]

paper mario: the origami king, a PERFECT game theory topic: am I a joke to everyone?

[@citrusjesus7551]

Yes, yes you are

[@woomy-chan9627]

GamingCatago pretty hyped for it

[@catherinevo6060]

Whoopery Slam yes

[@doctortre5397]

What about doom? that's semi-new

[@babayemyem]

Out of context Game Theory quotes: "Revenge, and babies, have never tasted so sweet."

[@HabitualThinker]

kinda sus

[@joshngarcia]

I’d add “suck on that, Bechdel test”

[@billyalarie929]

@@HabitualThinkeryes that is in fact the joke thank u

[@AK_804]

...@@HabitualThinker

[@ВіталійЧумаченко-о4ъ]

"Yoshi is not a dinosaur, he is Yoshi." - Shigeru Miyamoto

[@nerco8194]

Yeah he evolved from dinos, like birds wait... birds... BIRDO *oh my god*

[@Seam_n]

Im a dinosaur sized yoshi

[@npc6817]

HE'S A TAX EVADER THAT'S WHAT HE IS!!!

[@theandromedaeffect979]

NPC who isn’t

[@npc6817]

@Fnaf 3 talk back to me again and I'm going to make sour candy with your pulverized kneecaps as coating :)

[@SangoProductions213]

And to make a quick note on the "adaptation" thing, since Mr Pat is giving an abbreviated short hand version of it. Creatures don't grow things for a purpose. They don't suddenly realize "hey, I'd like to swim, let's grow fins." Instead, mutations happen randomly, and within a given population some mutations lead to lesser amounts of death compared to others (assuming the entire species isn't wiped out). Because there's less death within that "gene group," they are able to breed more, as well as last longer, leading to those genes becoming more prominent. And these genes must be beneficial (or at least not detrimental) at each step of the way, which is why you don't see animals growing wheels. Even if an animal started down the path of turning their legs in to biological wheels, it's wouldn't provide a benefit until it's completely mutated, while likely totally crippling their ability to move in the mean time.

[@majamystic256]

I think the only way to have a animal with biological wheels without dying from crippling evolution is if there's a really advanced sapient species that either creates that species with their advanced technology or creates an environment where such a creature could evolve wheels without dying

[@XItaSasux4ever12]

Like the thick leg muscles I got from my dad that make my legs immune to the cold. Or my eyes changing color in order to adapt to how bright the sun is on a given day.

[@cageybee7221]

unless you are a cephalapod, then you can re write your own DNA.

[@makki889]

U r big brain unlike smol bren me

[@AjarChart]

@Vladimir Putin pretty sure it starts as a random mutation, but it happens to be better for their environment so they end up mating more since they have better equipped to provide food, so that mutation is a trait that gets carried on down generations adpating with more random mutations... but im an idiot thst didnt listen much at school so take what i sau with a bigggg grain of salt

[@kxwaiiis]

Matt: Yoshi is a monolophosaurus Nintendo: Wait- that even existed?

[@conze3029]

100th like, congrats!

[@yoshi2762]

No. Yoshi is yoshi

[@sakurafan771]

Me to Wheel Of Gaming: Wait, it's almost all FNAF? Matpat behind me: Always has been.

[@kurichan142]

MatPat: "Wheel of Gaming, what are you smoking? . . ." I never thought I'd hear that line.

[@cinnabard955]

Half the things MatPat says you never think you would hear

[@MercuriYT]

@mohit bagga u dont like jokes..? Jeez you sure would be a fun person to hang around :/

[@kalebhopping800]

422, watchu smokin?

[@nicoanims3379]

I did not hear that the first time.

[@theanimusrainwing4934]

@ Secrets Secrets None of us did XDD

[@blake2697]

"Their behaviour" *shows picture of yoshi eating a tennis racket whole*

[@AmberEAston]

Mood

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

Yes we like to do that

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Mood

[@jaycookie2912]

@@2001CuisinartToasterr ya sure look like you do buddy

[@Vashy_Slashy]

I know I watched the video too

[@TheKirashio]

"He doesn't have any scaly body armour" he says, while showing a picture of a creature with both a shell and a set of plates down its back.

[@stevenbobbybills]

Hmm

[@idiotoninternet]

I was thinking that too, although he said he was ignoring the shall as it was originally a saddle

[@landfish7a]

yeah but the plates dont look as close to yoshi's spikes as the spines of the monolophosaurus

[@Ludovicus1769]

It’s spikes, not plates. And he said he wouldn’t count the shell since it used to be a saddle, besides even if he did quint it I don’t think that that one shell would change anything.

[@iraziel1]

@@Ludovicus1769 one shell wont change anything? its literally the existence and non existence of a thing to classify something....smh some peoples kids

[@Snake0468]

Nintendo:Lets make a random dinosaur that looks fun Matt descovering what dinosaur it is Nintendo:😯😯

[@natahndolar2142]

“Hey Piccolo, mind if I ask you something?” “What is it?” “So your not human either, right?” “Yea.” “And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?” “What about it?” “Ar-are you a Yoshi?” “Yes Goku, I’m a green f**king dinosaur!” “Ca-can I ride you?”

[@LegendStormcrow]

Yup. Gotta love the best father. And just like Piccolo, Yoshi also raised a dangerous alien child that was not his.

[@PlasmaStar-me1hq]

y E s

[@Liliviathan]

“That was sarcasm goku!” “ mmm I wonder what that tastes like!

[@natahndolar2142]

*”DAMMIT GOKU!”*

[@kered2108]

KAKYOIN! Did you lay this egg?

[@lovelydoremi3346]

0:57 *"IF YOU EVER WANNA COME OUT OF THE CLOSET"* so it is rainbow for a reason-

[@l3gacyb3ta21]

Game theory PrIdE

[@circlexc908]

Wheel of GAYming

[@user-um7fw6bl2e]

Haha very funny

[@BPirateVR]

0:53

[@xero1048]

“Are... are you a yoshi?” “Yes Goku, I’m a goddamn green dinosaur”

[@rocking_will117]

gohan DODGE

[@dominicroncone9590]

“Can... can I ride you?”

[@clinttalisic4494]

Brock Billings eat that horse

[@deviousbubbles9293]

I’ll need 5 minutes to charge my attack, and considering he beat us both up in under 1- you got this

[@dopehub5875]

Go Team Three Star.

[@kaylap83]

Can we just take a moment and appreciate the intro he does for film theory, game theory AND food theory? I just love it

[@jmakescrap]

We must take over the Internet with mom’s face

[@ttmfndng201]

isn't this the last video that has the intro in it

[@lornevermore3521]

Matpat: So with that arsenal of information we can quickly and systematically narrow down what Yoshi is using... Me: Process of elimination MatPat: Cladistics! Me: But that's just the process of elimination with extra steps

[@themichaelconnor42]

Lol also scientists have pretty much toned down the importance of cladistics & physical similarities since DNA was discovered But it would also be very hard to get Yoshi's DNA so I'll give Mat some leeway on this one

[@mayonnaise2396]

That is the point though.

[@evefittock6258]

I love how he makes a really scientific name for Yoshi, then munchakoopas

[@themichaelconnor42]

@Jacob Tidwell #NerdLife xD

[@lornevermore3521]

Jacob Tidwell I was waiting for your comment to arrive 😂

[@Gwen_Elyse12]

MatPat: It’s Holographic **a wild Simplynailogical appears**

[@asuragaming6671]

A holosexual eh?

[@wolfegaming36]

I see fellow men and women of culture.

[@nikofox8513]

Neilogical?

[@rileyss0989]

Huh

[@asuragaming6671]

@@rileyss0989 girlfriend watches the channel, so i got the joke OP made

[@30tjbhhh]

If t. Yoshisaur is his yoshi’s scientific name, shouldn’t the “t” be the genus name instead of theropoda as scientific names are usually made up of the genus and species names.

[@ihavenoideawhyimhere8280]

Its just a theory a game theory

[@beezechurger797]

big brain

[@30tjbhhh]

@The Dinosaur Heretic i'm sorry but isn't sp only used for if you don't know the species can you use it if you don't know the genus too

[@YoshiEgg643]

@The Dinosaur Heretic you've been waiting for this day I see lmao

[@lilithserena342]

@Pokelead145 ‘T’ is just a shortened version of theropoda, and scientific names often shorten the genus to a single letter

[@leonsGhost]

Love this channel. My favorite is the research you take your time doing to show us. Thank you Matpat.

[@bread5020]

My theory: Yoshi is a Ceratosaurian. Why? Yoshis have a big nose, plates, and 4 fingered arms. Almost all in the ceratosaurian family have weird head ornamentals, osteoderms (plate like decorations on their back), and 4 fingered arms. Theres also a theory that ceratosaurians had a diverse diet. So i think Yoshi is a ceratosaurian. But thats just a theory...

[@dutchyoshi611]

A game theory! Thanks for seeing this comment

[@dutchyoshi611]

@Ggamingsnipergg . Bro, that comment is a month old

[@elisabethdiaz8031]

I mean I feel like the horn on that one’s nose is just so different than Yoshi’s

[@ThatScottishGuy8766]

ahem*what?

[@dutchyoshi611]

@@ThatScottishGuy8766 It's just a theory

[@_Emrakull]

"He doesnt have any scaly body armor" What about the red plates on his back?

[@gabrielladieu2621]

And that giant red shell under them

[@K_Kakes]

@@gabrielladieu2621 I was about to say the same thing... Even though it's small, it should still be armour, right? What other purpose does a shell have?

[@Ale-km3ux]

the spines do not count as armor, whereas the shell... well it certainly cant go inside it so idk

[@MrTiemos]

8:40 He said that since it was originally a saddle, he'd take it with a grain of salt (then proceeded to ignore it from then on)

[@brece5452]

Chantal E. I didn’t really like this theory as it feels like he just looked at more popular animals. Yoshi would more accurately be an early Abelisaurid. They have 4 fingers, have osteoderms which are just large bony scales, have blunt and round skulls, and still have arms with a functional elbow unlike later Abelisaurids.

[@deepy4453]

Me: Huh, I'm broke. Game theory wallet: That's just a theory!

[@Silver5kull]

@pot p Thanks for paying

[@RileyPilgrim762]

A true theory

[@shinichiyoshida5999]

see you pay next time

[@zecondplace]

GXJuicy See you next buy :D

[@psychedelicella3706]

You: wins lotto Also you : A SAD THEORY

[@Superkid33]

Honestly I’m glad Yoshi isn’t evil since imagine how awful it would be if they were… they can eat about anything and eat large amounts of everything…

[@Green_Kirby]

*Kirby has entered the chat*

[@beans6625]

" _Wheel of gaming spin spin spin give me a game that's a total win_ " " _Wheel of game that wasn't right give me a topic that was super tight!_ " " *_wheel of gaming whatcha smoking, time to stop ya joking_* "

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I also watched the video.

[@beans6625]

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM wut

[@Pnod666]

_"Wheel of gaming, spin around, give me a franchise that is profound."_ _"Wheel of gaming, spin span spun, land on a series that's super fun."_ _"Wheel of gaming, I'm getting weary, give me a game to do a theory."_

[@beans6625]

@@Pnod666 that's pretty cool tbh

[@Pnod666]

@@beans6625 I didn't come up with that. It's from one of his Pokemon theories.

[@wigglespiggles1081]

Don’t call Yoshi’s tail “thicc” while using an animated finger to stroke it

[@richardstierwalt2874]

Why not tho >w>

[@alexiscruz7771]

I wouldn't have cared if you didn't point it out. I was having a good day.

[@jumpboost1776]

Reality is often disappointing

[@UCjNrKLyRJI-abFA8qiNo92Q]

thicc under-belly NICE

[@spicyarbiter7689]

Editor go brrrr

[@jinko17bro]

"Wheel of Gaming, turn turn turn Give me a fanbase I should burn" CHIEF SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

[@dorianburger3300]

like that one

[@olganiemczynowicz2360]

I'll probably regret that,but Make it land on Fortnite!

[@pieter308]

'Oh jeez.. '

[@kingofdarknesssavage9053]

Olga Niemczynowicz N O .

[@futurestudios2961]

Snowy The Silk-Icewing Hybrid :3 I think if you still like the “haha Fortnite is bad and Minecraft good” meme, I think you are the normie here

[@zipper101zipper]

MatPat always starts his Videos by putting a smile on our faces :D that beginning tho XD

[@argenteus8314]

9:42 My mnemonic device is "Donkey Kong Purchases Cocaine Often From Girl Scouts". The image of a gorilla in a tie buying drugs from small children makes it very easy to remember and is always amusing.

[@blazewolf32]

I was taught "Dope Kings Play Cards On Friday, Generally Stoned," but goddamn if that isn't a good one

[@rorangarrowson5]

Where was this when I took the test luck I was able to remember but still

[@rorangarrowson5]

@@koshkacat1871 the only way I remember was that are science teacher told us like five differnt one so I remember only certain part of each one and got it right on the test

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

I was honestly expecting, "Dear Nintendo, it's me, Austin!"

[@Francesca-sm3zc]

Ghost-Faced Hindu I don’t know why but I hate him

[@AntiSora2]

You can tell if it's Austin if the thumbnail has blue text

[@omarj8542]

@@Francesca-sm3zc same.

[@rithikmadhava6005]

Yeah to be honest, I kinda hate his voice. Like I just have to reduce the volume of the video or even stop watching it sometimes.

[@crazyman7504]

Princess I don’t know why but he irritates me :/

[@nothingspecial7667]

I think this is a good theory! I think it’s also worthwhile to point out that in Japanese dinosaurs (恐竜- Kyōryū) are often referred to as dragons (竜- Ryū), so the earlier examples of Yoshi being referred to as a dinosaur could have been simply mistranslations.

[@swishanimoo8815]

That's a good theory, and possibly the case in some instances, however, in the original Japanese they call him a dragon using katakana, even at 7:29 the part matpat highlighted says dinosaur land, in the sentence before that it refers to Yoshi as a dragon (in katakana). A rough translation of that first sentence that I did was; "the dragon introduced himself as Yoshi and started speaking to Mario." and then goes to say; "recently in dinosaur land, a turtle creature has appeared." (that's the part he highlighted)

[@nothingspecial7667]

Swish Animoo I didn’t catch that! I’m a beginner when it comes to Japanese and only have a pretty loose understanding of the language, thanks for pointing that out!

[@swishanimoo8815]

@@nothingspecial7667no problem, tbf if I hadn't noticed land in katakana I wouldn't have even read the rest of the text and found that. Plus I too usually say that its down to translation error

[@kriscastro6050]

um i think yoshi is apple loving in green

[@yoshicrew9532]

Yoshi: That's true and I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex and that's the original yoshi your talking about and I don't have Three frills , a shell and I don't stretch my tongue I'm half human T- Rex

[@haybean]

15:24 the clouds... *GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD-*

[@spilledsoup7391]

Week 50 of quarantine: MatPat has pinpointed the exact real life equivalent to a Yoshi

[@ggiwon5649]

True

[@Lhaze10]

True lol

[@naomigwolfe8112]

What is next? Real life version of star fox?

[@matthew9422]

50 weeks is long like 23 weeks

[@God-of-canine]

And the fact so many big KZbinrs that like to get a lot of money but yet again scam you out of it because thinking that their Murch almost sold out makes you want to buy it MatPat I love you man Or should I say world theory

[@rjcrusty]

“Yoshi, everyone’s favorite D tier smash fighter“ unless we’re talking about ultimate then it’s everyone’s least favorite A or B tier at best smash fighter

[@lordbaccoon1821]

@@treeck059 thanks to Amsa. He is like the Axe of japan.

[@zxchhb]

spitting facts

[@Molowa369]

I think i have a problem i thought of something else when he said d tier smasher.

[@alexandereick1260]

don't hate on my Yoshi main

[@roscodogg1289]

Top 10 in melee high in 4 and ultimate nice in 64 and garbanzo in brawl.

[@danielmontes333]

Everybody gangsta till mat pat labels yoshi with identity anxiety disorder

[@karmatickenny]

I will give Matt one thing... he is beyond dedicated to proving things with words I've never heard of in my LIFE.

[@alexjefferson8109]

"Yoshi's Island is surrounded by water" Yes, thats what an Island is

[@reflection6401]

Yes the floor is made of floor

[@avamiiller4700]

lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AvaR5673]

Wait I though this whole time I thought a island was piece of land surrounded by water BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME SO I WAS TRUE

[@mikemagnus9447]

I read that in *that* voice... Someone please get what I'm saying...

[@nak8490]

This is worthy of a Woody laugh.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Off topic, but after following this channel for so long, it never fails to impress me how MatPat is so consistent with always dishing out quality theories.

[@godofthecripples1237]

Meh, agree to disagree. I enjoy his videos and I think his theories are fun, but I also think they have a tendency to be easily disproven, have holes and them or just generally kind of fall apart.

[@yoakefuyu]

God of the Cripples I think it depends. Some of his theories, like the ness is sans theory, are probably just for fun and meant to be taken with a grain of salt. But if he cares about the theory, like all his fnaf ones, I tend to find that they’re more well put together and well researched. However there are theories that aren’t as well researched, and you can tell, like his one ace attorney one. At least he’s willing to admit his mistakes though or make light of it instead of backpedaling and trying to assert himself. In general though, I guess that’s the point of his motto, “it’s just a theory”. He can try to come up with something plausible, but they’re bound to have holes or be incomplete. They won’t ever be true unless word of god confirms it.

[@bruhmoment6716]

Is this guy literally in every video

[@SK-hj6bh]

Why do i find you on every video i watch

[@firefi1960]

Everywhere I see familiar faces...

[@troperhghar9898]

"Is yoshi a dinosaur" this would have been a great excuse for a crossover with trey the explainer

[@TheBigJ5887]

Exactly

[@diegolopez3989]

Yes

[@vexvalentine5689]

bro absolutely

[@troperhghar9898]

@@xanderszunsol9963 all the better more education for the people watching

[@lazydinosaurgaming4704]

In the Mario universe Yoshi is a species dinosaur he comes from world ? Which one was it again!?!

[@floppalover2326]

I think the different colors can be attributed to natural selection since the green yoshi is in a more grassy green area, the blue yoshi comes from colder climates and the orange one comes from the desert, making them more easy to camouflage

[@Adusakful]

Matpat: "and it's waterproof" *casual water cannon in the face* Finally, something to counteract random cannons of water, jeez these were annoying

[@doctortre5397]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so

[@almightyZAW]

Just got hit by a water cannon and I’m absolutely raging rn

[@AUG_Glow]

This will revolutionize the world!

[@eightycals]

Cannon? It was a hose chill out 😆

[@parakeeni9220]

good comment dude!!!

[@TheDigitalWatcher]

13:43 "Now all we need are his genus and his species." You literally just read them, "Yoshisaur Munchakoopas."

[@doctortre5397]

well... if you want to get technical, he was finding what T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas was a parody of. and we established that the Yoshi just evolved into this new genus and species from the Monolophosarus.

[@wolver7072]

L.mao

[@depressedgojisaurusrexandc5372]

Wolver Lgiy d

[@semisocialhedgehog6968]

The weel of gaming: *fnaf* Everyone: **heavy breathing**

[@CookieCrumbAJ]

Valentina Animation! New subscriber; me

[@shelbiebevan338]

😂

[@soysoytechnologies3141]

i love to watch another fnaf theory

[@diobrando1694]

... I don’t breath..

[@semisocialhedgehog6968]

@@diobrando1694 *g o o d*

[@CourtneyKae83]

4:00 to get to where the video actually starts

[@sambutton8494]

Out of context Game Theory quotes: "Revenge, and babies, never tasted so good."

[@kkTeaz]

Tbh if it's game theory it's not surprising

[@sylvania6974]

@@usagihika dafuk?

[@perezjames553]

Found another one Officers

[@bytesized6878]

*sweet

[@skysmindgarden]

"And he doesn't have any scaly body armour" Me, looking at Yoshi's scales and shell: uhhhhhh

[@para-yw9dn]

but that's not body armour, it doesnt do anything to protect him. the shell has changed along games

[@syweb2]

Yoshi has smooth skin, and thus is not scaly. Plus, in the specific descriptions given in the video, all of the other options had scales as well - this was simply referring to things like thicker hide and protruding plates that could ward off enemies.

[@shmagiggywokka]

@@para-yw9dn except one of the examples MatPat gives is the Stegosaur; those 'armored plates' look an awful lot like the plates on Yoshi's back.

[@cyperus4589]

@@shmagiggywokka Exactly, and there's the whole shell thing going on. MatPat should've at least addressed the whole deal about the shells

[@cyperus4589]

@@syweb2 How do you know he has smooth skin?

[@Smallsilk]

Damn Matpat: *super wholesome* Matpat’s Theories: so basically, twilight is a cannibal which is inbred, also, she tortured everyone.

[@zvezdavan]

I'I hate it when ppl make merch and it’s something u would never wear outside/isn’t fashionable. So thanks for making the merch something wearable

[@ElazarY]

{Insert Decent Name Here} absolutely. Ppl want actual CLOTHES... not your freakin logo, KZbinrs

[@AsrielofRose]

@@ElazarY ... I want the merch to wear-

[@Local_Ball_Fondler]

Guys maybe people like wearing that stuff out like me personally I like wearing hoodies all year round and the waterproof hoodie is actually good for where I live especially in summer because I live in Florida and it rains a lot here in summer

[@littleghostlyrose]

@@Local_Ball_Fondler ikr cant get the merch tho cus PARENTS- but yeah. waterproof stuff is useful stuff uwu

[@crypt5129]

Bruh what

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

"What's Yoshi Hiding?" Me: A History of Tax Evasion.

[@ronyrubinov7449]

Your a smg4 fan?

[@apersonontheinternet3129]

Ah yes, people of culture watch smg4

[@DispensaGU]

I mean, the whole yoshi tax fraud thing was around before SMG4 mentioned it in the videos

[@IceLuigiStarPictures]

80% of this comment section: Tax Evasion 20% relating to the actual theory! P.S Thx for ruining Yoshi's character SMG4 ;O

[@loverrgiirrl]

The Plush Luigi Bros. XD

[@davood7013]

I wonder if a theory on Astroneer is possible. There’s a lot there, an endgame of sorts and mysterious corpses. And a company. Nothing is said, just sorta shown and nothing described about it.

[@redman7775]

I havent finished powering the obelisks, but I also have a few questions. 1. Who are EXO 2. What happened to the other astroneers 3. What or who built the obelisks and orbital ship

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

I’d love a theory on it, I feel like it’s a underrated game, no one talks about it

[@davood7013]

Redman 777 Yeah and why so close to the star? I feel like maybe farther out would’ve been safer.

[@cairoborja1377]

I love the part when they talk about dinos.

[@timelorddialga815]

“He doesn’t have any armor” Shell on yoshi’s back: am I a joke to you?

[@thatonedude7966]

Yeah but what about the rest of his body I mean that covers part of his back

[@thefunnycat491]

MatPat didn’t talk about the “shell” because it was a saddle.

[@liamwalden4207]

The spines coming out the back of his neck. Couldn't that be seen as armour.

[@twistyheadmike4549]

😂😂💀

[@Superstar5_]

@@liamwalden4207 It doesn't really protect him all that well, so it doesn't count.

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

Most people: Yoshi is a dinosaur Matpat: But, no.

[@SleepDeprivedGamerr]

Yoshi is a namekian

[@waluigi8440]

Yoshi isnt a dinosaur tho,Nintendo itself has said that the species is Yoshi

[@lonorisstuff5147]

also matpat : Zipper is ur dad.

[@XD-qp9lm]

But thats just a theory a GAME theory

[@subzerosix9391]

Waluigi r/woosh

[@jessabastian6123]

The last time I was this early, Matt still thought Five Nights at Freddie’s was a game paralleling a real life Chuck-E-Cheese murder

[@zxshadowxz]

Oh how far we've came me

[@shadowz6848]

That's funny cuz it's a joke I understand

[@katyamiller3989]

Big mood

[@calvincuonz2740]

That came just in my recommendations

[@TheLoneCrusader]

Meta

[@invaderlava]

Game theory is the only channel where I actually enjoyed the merch drop

[@Draiocht012]

Out of context Game Theory quotes: "If you ever want to come out of the closet again you will NOT embarass me like this again."

[@richt7525]

I missed this line in Harry Potter, but i'm almost certain it's there somewhere.

[@sambutton8494]

Out of context Game Theory quotes: "Revenge, and babies, never tasted so good."

[@nighttiger314]

That’s what my parents said when I told them I had a boyfriend

[@_aj_2343]

@@nighttiger314 yikes pat

[@KevlarGorilla]

Could have easily said "work in this town again" instead.

[@mechmaster-so4hr]

MatPat: "Game Theorists, Ruining your childhood since 2011" Everyone: FINALLY, a slogan that is ACCURATE!

[@coolfrog5103]

Profile pic

[@oilylondon]

...your profile pic

[@JTheMelon]

1. "Master" in the profile name 2. Numbers in the profile name 3. Minecraft as the profile picture 4. Makes an overused "relatable" meme template Bro... how old are you?

[@mechmaster-so4hr]

​@@JTheMelon I am exactly [REDACTED] years old and my name is [REDACTED].

[@masudaahmed7990]

@@mechmaster-so4hr isn’t ur name mechmaster lol

[@patrickrobins4696]

I love how it always goes to five nights at Freddy’s Big oof on the wheel of gaming part

[@aceman0000099]

I can't wait till that franchise is dead and buried

[@47ratsinahoodie]

@@aceman0000099 On behalf of the franchise, the feeling's mutual. Let people who like it be.

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

Yep XD

[@kitsells781]

Uuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug b

[@1demmon]

IKR the wheel part was sooo funny

[@gabey6488]

9:45 Drunken Kangaroos Punch Children On Family Game Shows (I died of laughter)

[@TiredAkami]

"What's Yoshi hiding?" Me: his tax money from the government

[@abuslayer17]

lol

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

The government will never get my money

[@cryptocoder5553]

*F B I , O P E N U P !*

[@dinodude6992]

Soldier: his tax money for the government! He's a tax fraud!

[@anikonocera8079]

and my son

[@villanuevadanieljoseph7485]

Mat: What the heck is a Yoshi? The Few: A tax evader specialist

[@iamarchibald]

Yoshi commits tax fraud

[@Ebdiebebh]

Matpat: wheel of gaming Me: nostalgic New subscribers: the frick is that Thx for likes

[@lumosjupiter6248]

yes

[@Malius860]

I love the wheel he shout bring it back more

[@Insert-thing-here-Fan]

Lol. He got the "Whammys" of the whell

[@mysecretyoutubeguy6181]

#wheelofgamingnostalgia

[@OnlySasori98]

The "Mighty Roar" was Super effective....i died 🤣😭💀

[@cliffritch7304]

"it's perfect for going around this spring or summer" - ah yes for all the times I am able to leave my house this spring

[@PatrickRain0512]

You still can. Just be careful.

[@bashavinga8554]

*Cries in allergies*

[@user-r789dfkeu3]

*Cries in asthma*

[@tylermango569]

lol

[@Appocalypse24]

“Revenge, and babies, never tasted so sweet...” I thought Carl was dead -the one from llamas with hats, I know that’s dated-

[@hitfran4644]

CAAARRRLLL that kills people.

[@goodboi6329]

Yoshi eggs are not eggs

[@Prismascape]

@@goodboi6329 they are

[@goodboi6329]

@@Prismascape no the things they throw are armored turds

[@Prismascape]

@@goodboi6329 oh ok

[@DarthMolgy]

"No new release announcements" Paper Mario: am I a joke to you?

[@Chaos89P]

My guess is this was edited and even published before that "little" tidbit was revealed.

[@erickzts]

Remember this guy plans his videos at least 2 weeks in advance

[@RamielEdits]

There was a paper Mario announcement?

[@sandshark2]

Keegstar new game was shown. Looks good, I like origami

[@watzup9294]

@@RamielEdits kzbin.info/www/bejne/fImZdYeCmLyImrs link of trailer

[@zephyr8518]

“But seriously if u ever want to come out of the closet again you will never embarrass me” -matpat

[@asktoybox]

"Cladistics, you know that thing you learned in school." This is how you can tell MatPat didn't go to public school.

[@fuduzan5562]

Also I've never before seen domain included among k/p/c/o/f/g/s before, even when looking at them in school. (And yes, as a public schooler I also never heard the term Cladistics)

[@FBvampire]

I went to public school, and we learned those things in biology class. For like a whole week. It was horrible.

[@Grimmisglamorous]

@@FBvampire dude same, freshman year biology. Except we used Donkey Kong Punches Cats over Fences Going Sideways

[@beastcrozby4384]

@@Grimmisglamorous yup, same here. I think it's a PRE-IB lesson tho. So these guys just didnt make the cut.

[@sgnMark]

@@fuduzan5562 If I remember from my Bio II class, domain has a reason why it's not included in recent curriculum. Something about bleed-over in classification parameters that over complicates the existing tree that we have made so far.

[@DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer]

"What's He Hiding?" 12 million dollars in his attic undeclared. And another million more right under his stairs.

[@ace262]

gkys

[@projectD1S]

"what is the Yoshi hiding?" According to the memes, his tax money

[@boxhead6177]

... and the lack of a gag reflex when swallowing things whole and at speed.

[@ninjaturtle2948]

When I saw the outline I immediately went, “Monolophosaurus??” I’m sure it can be understood that I like dinosaurs.

[@MisterMythical]

People keep asking "what is Yoshi?" And I'm just over here thinking "HOW is Yoshi?"

[@kpoponbeet]

I can do you one better, "WHERE is Yoshi."

[@rn_rn3953]

Why is yoshi

[@boomdrops6748]

Who is yoshi? Wait-

[@Gamer10524]

When is Yoshi?

[@frkaisr]

Is yoshi?

[@tjnova972]

There actually is one other instance of Yoshi being considered a dragon. In smash bros brawl and Wii U, Yoshi’s final smash is called super dragon, and has him grow wings and fly around the stage shooting fireballs from his mouth.

[@truekurayami]

So it gave him the powers of both the Red and Blue variants from SMW? Honestly that sounds lamer then what is probably is.

[@horse14t]

Dragon Yoshi is in Brawl too

[@Speed001]

Dinosaur bones were once thought to be Dragon bones.

[@dianaella]

Yoshi: Owowowoowowowow Matpat: Mighty roar indeed

[@Logmao.]

Lol

[@Hypernova609]

Lol

[@basketballdennis3710]

Yeah, that one got me

[@fireman9322]

@@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629 Jesus is coming to hell if you continue

[@saadmaute6536]

Mat:mighty roar Yoshi/the dino:awawawawa Mat:mighty roar indeed

[@cassandralyris4918]

He's a dinosaur that identifies as a super dragon. Respect his personal choices, Mat.

[@shadowsa2b]

His Final Smash in Brawl

[@forkliftcertifiedguy7]

He identifies and sometimes is a Super Dragon.

[@izzzzy3160]

Come on Wheel of Gaming don’t do him like that he’s already descending into madness

[@gabrielcameraeacao6653]

hahah

[@taylor5248]

Bold of you to assume he’s not already mad

[@noods1406]

Please just give home something other than sadness.

[@qiqi9305]

Unicorn In Disguise, Madpat is coming.

[@garorade]

Me to her: I got money My premium game theory wallet: BUT HEY, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY

[@bensarnoski65]

Hey I lost my wallet so when he said they had wallets I instinctivly yelled ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@TheSavageProdigy]

*A ECONOMIC THEORY**

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Something I'll point out: in 2 sections, Mat used mod footage. NSMBW showed a Yoshi player model mod, and later on he shows galaxy 2 footage where you're playing as a Yoshi, not mario *on* a Yoshi.

[@wilhelmtheconquerer6214]

Theory aside, can we just take a moment to just praise Matthew for being such a truely great guy? Seriously, everytime he goes out of his way like this to show us some appreciation it always makes my heart warm. Stay safe dude! Huge respect for what you do for people

[@fizzify3000]

MatPat: there is nothing new to talk about Twitter: “hey guys, did you know Chuck E Cheese has canonical lore about Chuckie’s childhood as an orphan and his desire to bring every child a birthday because he never had one??? *insert Scott Cawthon logo here*”

[@angelpozo4657]

Me: *sees the thumbnail* Me: yeah duh. His tax fraud

[@WaterMeLoan64]

Pffffffttt HAHAHA 😂

[@HemlockTheRat]

Bro my science teacher just played this in my sience class. We had to take notes on yoshi’s adaptations, and characteristics lol. It just goes to show that matpat’s legacy is insane! And he would be very proud about what he had done for us. I’m still sad he’s leaving :(

[@fchef8370]

Ah yes the Monolophosaurus and it’s permanent footwear. I remember learning about that in science

[@storyswapchara9007]

Oh ok

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

And the frog tongue and the turtle shell, not to mention the ability to grow wings. Obviously 100% Monolophosaurus and not a fantasy hybrid.

[@beeves_6925]

not permanent, he can remove them

[@fchef8370]

@@beeves_6925 I didn’t need this at 12:23

[@Dog_with_a_knife]

Monolophosaurus, what a name

[@char5285]

“Without anything new to talk about” Paper Mario: 😞

[@LucksackGames]

Agree!!

[@rn_rn3953]

...

[@iasudiasjdokasmkdomasokdiz4286]

Origami king amiright

[@thunderbolt_blitz]

Probably made before it, videos take *_time_*

[@charax-1]

Paper mario: poke peko panko I will make you depressed

[@swatchlinger7243]

Next in Game Theory: How much Money does Yoshi have,Since he committed Tax Fraud?

[@antonywu6672]

I’ve been waiting for a “Yoshi commits Tax Fraud” comment

[@carrot2751]

* angry Bucciarati noises *

[@justdoodles9906]

We have so much to learn from that dinosaur

[@flamurhaxholli2199]

@@enigmaofficial9711 yes he was the first ( i think) with that meme

[@Megaenderdragon]

And then matpat gets an official package from nintendo of japan with yoshi gadgets and a note: congratulations on solving the mystery of yoshi. Enjoy your amiibo, games, and plush toys

[@drsalmonfish]

"What's yoshi hiding?" *Yoshi is running from tax fraud*

[@philipp_mayr]

Ah a person of culture right here

[@TheDr.Magnum]

SMG4.....

[@diegobrandoansweryou562]

@@TheDr.Magnum no. The même existed before SMG4 did it on his video

[@kathleensmith5097]

@@diegobrandoansweryou562 I see you remember that as well

[@TheDr.Magnum]

@@diegobrandoansweryou562 Oh I didn't realize