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[@momo0451]

cocaine is back in town and it's making the business decisions again

[@kaylaisnothere4397]

You say that as if it ever had a hiatus.

[@reneebear3641]

KayOgden Love the pfp.

[@ProfAzimov]

​@@kaylaisnothere4397 Last time it was meth

[@BassClefEly]

"Love me, feed me, don't leave me," sounds like something said by a co-dependent feeding fetishist, not a cartoon-based pizzeria.

[@appa609]

It sounds like something said by an orphan child

[@SonicPman]

…I gotta start using that.

[@heartache5742]

@@SonicPman what are you implying

[@elizabethreed618]

I spat out my drink. Exactly what I thought too!

[@hoagielamp6543]

@@heartache5742 They gotta use that joke in conversations about GarfieldEats more, I talk about it probably six times a day.

[@Marxism_Today]

Super entergaging video, Thought Slime. Just one piece of constructive criticism. Have you considered making the video Garfield-shaped? It could really help your brand

[@ryan_806]

Except it's entertaining and enraging

[@isgonrain]

Reading that word in a comment, even ironically, makes me want to eat my calculator whole.

[@blarg2429]

@@ryan_806 Enterragement.

[@exio3099]

@Black Knight Fool What?

[@H00DEDCR0W]

The only thing that could make me agree with this comment more is if it were Garfield-shaped.

[@friedrice4015]

"Food Camp" sounds less like an outreach program and more like a euphemism for a work camp

[@itchaii4490]

It also says labour camp next to it

[@schnizzyfizz7832]

Welcome to a place of opportunity where you can simultaneously serve GarfCorp, work off your GarfUni™ student debt AND earn "free" GarfEats™ meals!

[@Mallory-Malkovich]

Garficcino, a word so amazing it can sound like vomiting and a racial slur at the same time!

[@Voidsworn]

Coffee and catpiss...yum.

[@AnAverageGoblin]

new slur for italians

[@mistorWhiskers]

It's actually the sound your body makes when it violently rejects this substance

[@ryanitlab]

Say hello to my orange friend

[@StephenPhantom]

Ba Ba Barficcino ..

[@one_smol_duck]

Imagine a dude dressed as Garfield coming in to your kid's third grade class to teach them about conspiracies in the food industry

[@marotvorec]

Oh yea.... Grandpa

[@willow5523]

Id be so happy

[@seeleunit2000]

That would be a head trip. That sounds like a premise mascot horror game

[@qarsiseer]

“Garfield has received millions of hearts around the world” Is Garfield being mailed human hearts? What does Garfield do with all of these hearts? Does he get Jon to make them into lasagna? Why is Garfield being mailed human hearts when they could be transplanted into people who need them? Is this capitalism’s final form? A fat cat eating the hearts of the poor?

[@1234q-q8x]

That's the perfect metaphor for capitalism.

[@cmb9173]

garfield has consumed all these hearts and absorbed their former owners' power, we have to put an end to this before he becomes unstoppable!

[@CAPES4CHRIST]

Sent my heart to Garfield in hope of getting a pizza. Never got one. Very sad.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Of course it's not human hearts, silly. You actually need to send cat hearts. Garfield needs a new one every day from being 40 years old and morbidly obese.

[@milascave2]

charlotte: The pizzas are all made with human hearts.

[@GretgorPooper]

Dubai is what happens when we let late capitalism build a city.

[@MiraShades]

Dubai is the modern slave capital of the world

[@brianstevens5547]

@@MiraShades that's what op said

[@AmunDeus]

Very true, the whole thing is a gaudy, wasteful abomination built with almost-slave labor and mountains of petrodollars, and driven by the most decadent and voracious manifestation of consumerism yet

[@a.n.l.aantineoliberalismas4504]

Dubi is not the "slave capital of the world" that title belongs to the US

[@loub1877]

'Member when they ruined their entire coastline to make dumb artificial islands and put luxury hotels and houses on them.

[@face_nemesis]

cant stop thinking about the garfield pic "you are not immune to propaganda"

[@xCorvus7x]

that pic in itself is just a marketing ploy for Garfield

[@bentonic4998]

you are not immune to entergagement

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

Damn I really wasn't

[@TheReliquarian]

I can't stop thinking about GarfieldEats' self-description reads like a run-on sentence written by a brain-damaged chimp.

[@alisonpurgatory85]

‘The human condition, everyone wants to be fed, loved and not left alone’ yeah ok ‘so we made a Garfield shaped pizza’ HE SAYS IT AS IF ITS JUST THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION

[@blackcat1642]

i love that jim davis lives surrounded by mounstrous versions of his creation

[@briankoontz1]

We may discover that Garfield created Jim Davis, not the other way around.

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

@JohnnyTheWolf I'm pretty sure Jim Davies doesn't write or draw Garfield strips anymore but he is still alive and porfiting

[@joebob3719]

"This child isn't mine. This child is from the darkness. I bore the humanity's curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won't get. My soul will be consumed and thrown up and then consumed again. Forever. Sick joke, but no one's laughing. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell."-Jim Davis, surrounded by monstrous versions of his creation

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

@@joebob3719 Hey, someone watched Lassagna Cat 👉

[@ZillMob]

Jim Davis is alive?! How is this?

[@TheAnjelHarte]

My favorite part of this is that the “shelter” they’re providing is GARFIELD BRANDED

[@TacticalOtter2]

This has GOT to be a money laundering scheme XD

[@loub1877]

Its in Dubai so, ya probably.

[@thelouisfanclub]

Or some sort of marketing stunt to prove a point about vita marketing or social media or something

[@777dan7777]

@mate with a plate this got me laughing, thanks lol

[@hubertblastinoff9001]

It'll soon merge with Baltia airways...

[@extrantice]

i kinda hope so

[@thegreensunsetgroup2501]

Garfield did use to be homeless, he had no home when he was a kitten. Also, he was stranded away from his house for like 2 weeks, it was winter and he nearly died. These are both in the comics, I have the books. 13:13 What am I doing with my life?

[@fluffynator6222]

I see, another Garf Enthusiast, eh? A Garfusiast if you will.

[@yourex-wife4259]

Youre doing all the right things with your life

[@alastorlapid2365]

Yeah, if Thought Slime bought the Garfield and Friends episodes, as is everyone's civic duty, they'd know that.

[@Mablak200]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERGAGED? But yeah, this is hell. We're in hell

[@workingdrone5659]

The slogan "Love me, feed me, don't leave me" sounds more like a plea from capitalism itself than something Garfield would say.

[@RadicalReviewer]

"When economic necessity is replaced by the necessity for boundless economic development, the satisfaction of primary human needs is replaced by an uninterrupted fabrication of pseudo-needs"- Debord

[@brisca1668]

You can write comments, aswell? Good boy.

[@Aeshir2]

GOOD BOY patpatpat 👋👋👋

[@reesetorwad8346]

The Spectacle will eat itself.

[@Alex-fu3mi]

Yeah but what does that have to do with GarfieldEats? An app which is a Very Good Idea and Worthy of Existing?

[@HannesRadke]

David Graeber was right all along. Bullshit jobs are coming for us, waaaaaaah!

[@juljul184]

you just don't understand. this is clearly all an elaborate dadaist performance art.

[@FelonyArson]

Maybe the Situationist International is back and this is their first action against the spectacle

[@AmunDeus]

Wurminator The SI needs to come into existence once again. I think our irreverent, strange, and shitposty culture would go hand in hand with it perfectly.

[@detimeditom]

Wow I'm so entergaged by this! Please kill me.

[@teh201d]

Please love me.

[@frechjo]

Can we just feed you?

[@detimeditom]

I love you,@@teh201d!

[@lavamatstudios]

The video filled me with an inexplicable urge to murder somebody. Seems like we can solve both of our problems.

[@Aconitum_napellus]

@@teh201d I'll never forget you, whoever you are.

[@kilroy6429]

When you said “Garfield themed pornography” my cat immediately gave me a disapproving look from across the room.

[@seeleunit2000]

He he, how amusing.

[@BenkaiDebussy]

Out of everything in this video, by far the weirdest thing is the "Love me, Feed me, Don't leave me" slogan.

[@heartache5742]

FEED ME

[@slaterrox23]

Wasn't one of Garfield's quotes in the old comic book strips "love me, feed me, never leave me"? In that context it was adorable, but this.. this is just unsettling. Especially changing "never leave me" to "don't leave me". Went from cute to desperate and moderately threatening in about 0.3 seconds

[@heartache5742]

still haunts me

[@pablomagno4679]

It just screams "parental issues"

[@marreco6347]

Jon, I require love, lasagna and companionship.

[@katherineatkins8023]

Me at my wedding "Love me.. feed me.. dont leave me."

[@jannikthefarmr8795]

Garfield Eats is blocked by my anti virus program lol

[@1234q-q8x]

That's wonderful.

[@terminal-vl3rj]

It's probably for the best

[@tourtrigger939]

@@terminal-vl3rj It's probably an actual virus lmao

[@jasonfenton8250]

G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D. is searching the internet for lasagna jpegs.

[@rowanlock3517]

"Did Garfield use to be homeless"? I think so yes, at least that's what I remember from that one Garfield book I have.

[@Praisethesunson]

Garfield exists because Jim knew there wasn't a market yet for cat owners who read comics.

[@letoanor]

That timeline keeps getting weirder and weirder. That being said : UberEats and delivery services like that can be invaluable to disabled folks. We can't always "get off our ass" ;)

[@cacciatore_5320]

Yeah of course it helps a lot people that can't get the food themselves! And in that way it's great. But it's not what UberEats was created for, and not how it is used..

[@letoanor]

@@cacciatore_5320 oh don't get me wrong, I agree. I was just being my cripple nitpicky self :p

[@Robstafarian]

If you can afford to pay more than the food itself costs while disabled, then you are doing well.

[@letoanor]

@@Robstafarian lol you're cute. Like some of us have a choice.

[@WillowTDog]

@@letoanor I absolutely adore that image! I don't always have to use my wheelchair, but I still identify strongly with it, and I love the pirate aesthetic. What do the colors represent?

[@LunalynDragon]

Thought SlimeEATS, where you can get edible slime delivered straight to you.

[@nicholassheavils209]

That's just called gravy my dude

[@ProfAzimov]

​@@nicholassheavils209 Shh.

[@QwertyCaesar]

I need $600,000 in capital to create Gorefield Eats, the future premier vore app.

[@1-Eleventeen]

I have 7$, and am willing to pitch in.

[@miscellaneousshadow7452]

100% no irony. I will rob a bank to get this business up and going.

[@phoneheaded]

@@miscellaneousshadow7452 Do it (in Minecraft).

[@godluckNgoodspeed]

get an OnlyFans

[@Derpy-qg9hn]

vore my wallet and me caeser UwU

[@jeremiasguverarista9693]

I'd never seen the guy who created Garfield before but this is literally exactly how I imagined the guy who created Garfield would look and sound like.

[@JalapenoOverdrive]

I can't wait for Garfield Fucks; finally, some real innovation!

[@jasonfenton8250]

Pretty sure I saw that on GarfHub. Pretty sure you have to pay a subscription though.

[@d3nza482]

All you people are not thinking big enough. This is the "80 years of the Dark Knight" year. "For an anonymous work, a pseudonymous work, or a work made for hire, the copyright endures for a term of 95 years from the year of its first publication or a term of 120 years from the year of its creation, whichever expires first." I.e. We are 14 years from Superman Fucks (first published on April 18, 1938), 15 years from Batman Fucks, 16 years from Joker Fucks, ditto for Catwoman Fucks, 17 years from Wonder Woman Fucks, ditto for Penguin Fucks... etc. Why the fuck do you people think Kevin Smith lost all that weight and started living clean?

[@xCorvus7x]

@@d3nza482 I beg your pardon?

[@d3nza482]

@@xCorvus7x Copyright terms will be running out on a lot of major cultural characters in a decade and change. Batman, Superman etc. will be public domain and usable by anyone for anything. As long as they mind the trademarks on those characters and base their adaptations on versions from the works in public domain. I.e. You wanna make that Superman-Joker gay porno? No biggie - just don't refer to them by their trademarked names.

[@xCorvus7x]

@@d3nza482 Oh, I see, thanks.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

For contrapoints, it was the golden pizza eaten by the "worth it?" guys. For thoughtslime, it was a Garfield pizza app. What is it about pizza and revelations about the folly of capitalism?

[@kimberlycasey5957]

PSA: *Please don't feed your cat pizza, lasagna or coffee.*

[@lazysylph3312]

Also, just do a bit of research before feeding your pets any kind of human food.

[@armyofninjas9055]

As a pet owner, thank you.

[@TheChowitzer]

I'll give 100 Garfbucks to the first person who feeds their cat a Garfuccino.

[@mistorWhiskers]

Damn, I was totally planing to make an app that only sells coffee brewed with beans that have passed through the digestive track of a tabby that only eats pizza and lasagna... back to the drawing

[@robmckennie4203]

PSA: *If you've prepared cat safe pizza, lasagna, or coffee, please film your cat eating it and email the video to me.*

[@LoLo1k2k3k]

“Garfield has received millions of hearts around the world and its your turn to be loved” sounds like a threat

[@Titleknown]

Hot Take: Garfield is a case for why derivative works are important for art, and thusly why the public domain is too, because of how much more interesting he is in anciliary works than in his main "text". IE, stuff like the 80s animated series, Lasagna Cat, Lumpytouch's horror-themed pixel animations, hell even Davis' own weird spinoffs like Garfield His 9 Lives! ...I'm not even joking, the character works well enough in multiple formats to show that openness to re-interpretation is wildly underrated as a quality of characters, and that we need to expand the public domain and fair use to allow for more of that more freely.

[@LimeyLassen]

Abolish Copyright

[@jeanettethomas5806]

Garfield His 9 Lives was a serious favorite when I was younger. It kinda had everything. Thanks for mentioning it!

[@wilsonsilva2918]

I think the internet already "agreed" that instead of doing something silly like abolishing copyright, we just returned to the patronage system

[@LimeyLassen]

@@wilsonsilva2918 But the cool thing about patronage is that copyright doesn't matter.

[@wilsonsilva2918]

Limey Lassen well yeah, the law still exists and allows people that genuinely infringe it to be punished whilst also allowing innocent creators to keep doing their thing through the patronage system

[@sbp4215]

Just imagine being homeless and receiving a Garfield™ branded blanket. Just, *imagine* it. I think I would kill myself.

[@morzemus1805]

That's what the Garfield™ branded antidepressants are for.

[@WillowTDog]

@@morzemus1805 That's giving me a bit of an existential crisis.

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

@@WillowTDog a garfistential crisis™

[@sorellana2154]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 arron, thank you.

[@fluffynator6222]

You can now. With a Garfield™ branded rope.

[@dimethylhexane]

13:50 "Garfield has received millions of hearts around the world". WHAT IS HE DOING WITH OUR HEARTS. WHY DOES HE NEED THEM.

[@SJKlapecki]

Garfield is clearly a bloodthirsty God, whose priests sacrifice millions to stave off his wrath.

[@maybemablemaples2144]

@@SJKlapecki more blood for the blood God, John

[@jujufeirrieo2836]

Cats need the special proteins in hearts since they're carnivores and Garfield is the blood god.

[@TheHowlingMan]

thanks to the Free Market, good ideas rise to the surface! *picture of big bang theory funkopop* immediately pounded subscribe button

[@katrienriver6586]

I loved Garfield as a kid and this makes me unreasonably happy Not because it's good but just because I can now involve Garfield in political and economic debate, and I am going to bring this up at every possible opportunity

[@kirabarnes657]

Perfect. I needed a pizza whose slogan triggers my BPD and makes me want to emotionally regress in age

[@empirecrumbles615]

what

[@fluffynator6222]

Your what

[@Pfle2005]

💀…..TMI…?

[@scooldrood]

4:10 100% arabica coffe, AND OTHER INGREDIENTS????

[@monicanavarro2906]

yeah wtf hahahahaha it's made of 120% stuff.

[@sbp4215]

20% _Garfield_

[@AleksoLaĈevalo999]

What do you mean by other ingredients? Water?

[@noisepuppet]

Everything is 100% Arabica coffee and other ingredients

[@cottontaelle]

n. no it means its 100% arabica coffee like not other types of coffee and then also there’s other shit in there like. water. milk

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

Update to anyone else late to the video: GarfieldEats is making NFTs now. Because of f*cking course it is.

[@lordlammi1562]

This video was almost instantly posted to r/COMPLETEANARCHY. Congrats.

[@shady8045]

Jude Lammirato that’s sick XD

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Ah, the Anarchy subreddit where it's RadLibs only

[@claireshorrors]

"now it's your time to be loved" why does that sound like a threat

[@dstinnettmusic]

Also, I was intrigued enough to look at Garfieldeats. You won capitalism

[@TheDigitalWatcher]

I think you mean entertrigued.

[@dstinnettmusic]

69 likes 😎

[@coryneform]

this video was my introduction to leftist thought

[@irismiller8666]

this was 8 months ago, where are you now? also, my intro to leftist thought was sex workers on twitter spamming communist memes, lol

[@billythorpinson4012]

My condolences

[@deanschodde585]

It's all downhill after this

[@sorellana2154]

​@@irismiller8666 mine was being stranded talking about some podcast to some people on a certain website because I was banned from another website and then making friends with like-minded individuals who then became communists. all in all, 10/10.

[@lizucavictoria]

I was nervously laughing throughout the whole video

[@chrisball3778]

Uber isn't 'a massively profitable company'- its actually been a loss-making company since it began. That's not an accident. The whole idea behind the brand is that they'll use corporate subsidies to undercut existing taxi companies in hundreds of cities, drive the competition out of business... then replace all their drivers with robot self-driving cars, and rake in the dollars. That's not a conspiracy theory, that's Uber's acknowledged- and extensively publicised- long-term business plan. Unregulated capitalism isn't 'fair competition', its inevitably a shortcut to oligarchy.

[@user-nv9vn8fm1d]

0:45 Appropriate use of Funko Pop imagery.

[@1234q-q8x]

No one likes Funko Pop, it is just capitalism in pure form of a bad hunk of plastic.

[@Karilina666]

They went out of business like 20 minutes ago lmao

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

I clicked on this thinking it was a breakdown of an ARG. I wasn’t disappointed with the video, but I was certainly disappointed with the knowledge that GarfieldEats is a thing.

[@marreco6347]

Has anyone checked the source code to see if Alan Resnicks name is in there?

[@hermaiamoira1064]

This makes me nostalgic. Not for Garfield, but for the dot-com bubble of the late 90's/early 2000's.

[@dakunssd]

Interesting sidenote... I just looked up what an "Accredited nutritionist" actually denotes in Ontario, Canada and it turns out... not much. While the terms registered dietitian and/or RD are protected by law, requiring you to take an undergraduate course and get a government recognised accreditation, "nutritionist" is only protected in Alberta, Nova Scotia and Quebec. Meaning Nathen Mazri likely only ever had a 4 week private training seminar or something, because if he was an RD, he would probably use that title. Not to distract from how absurd/bordering on parody this whole thing is, but it's an extra layer of BS that the co-founder would take on an official sounding, but ultimately vacuous title to appear more competent.

[@veovis523]

Yup. It's the same in the US. Anyone can be a nutritionist. If you're looking for an actual educated and licensed professional, that would be a dietitian.

[@empirecrumbles615]

wow, amazing that all 3 of those places are in canada. what are the odds?

[@glitchedoom]

I come back to this video every so often to remind myself that this whole concept wasn't some fever dream I had one night.

[@dakat5131]

It's the type of thing you would never be able to convince people it was real, and never be able to find evidence of when you need to.

[@rimmijohnson3361]

Slime actually sounds like he’d be a great voice actor for Garfield

[@Badgers0710]

Definitely a far better choice than Chris Pratt honestly

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

This is the 'The Room' of startup businesses.

[@jamesgillam9656]

It’s everyone’s favorite snarfield who loves pizza and hates Tuesday

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

"I made a pizza and a dark chocolate out of your face, now people can crave you, eat you and digest you" Well, that's enough internet for today

[@AreGeeBee]

garfield but VORE??

[@MPLoura]

Holy shit Jim Davis is melting.

[@owenw.1643]

"now its your turn to be loved" feels... threatening

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Whenever youtubers like thought slime, hbomb, shaun, 3 arrows, contra etc etc upload. I regain some faith in humanity : )

[@EKR640]

Breadtube has been replacing "normal" entertainment for me, and is honestly the best content on the platform. And has of course changed my political stances also.

[@blackcat1642]

LEFTUBE

[@lordlammi1562]

Even when they just talk about Garfield apps?

[@rimmijohnson3361]

Word up

[@laclapp7]

Emil Rokstad me too. By watching these videos I’ve been learning the words needed to express my political and philosophical thoughts, and it’s been really comforting knowing I’m not alone.

[@Arrakiz666]

"Love me. Feed me. Don't leave me" is a powerful and poignant existential message.

[@PatriciaCross]

There is an Uncanny Valley quality to how this app presents itself.

[@eartianwerewolf]

Yeah I think weirdness is the new ad model.

[@p23570]

this video was the beginning of my descent into breadtube. it is responsible for my leftist radicalization. does this make you proud, thoughtslime?

[@Ironman1o1]

Uber has never made a profit. In late stage capitalism, making money is not what you do, its SEEMING like your making money.

[@andleepfarooqui7874]

Ironman1o1 technically they made a profit in one year when they cut driver’s wages but yea... it’s a keynesian beauty contest

[@briankoontz1]

No. The idea is to capture market share by any means necessary, usually by abandoning profit for the first several years, and then receive an endless windfall after the market has been dominated by your product. It's the same principle as drug dealers giving away your first hit. Then you'll come back for more, and be eager to pay. Noone cares to point out that this entire business model is predicated on the existence of monopolies, which are SUPPOSED to be outlawed by our society, but which in practice are welcomed.

[@andleepfarooqui7874]

Brian Koontz That doesn’t work in Uber’s case because lack of loyalty, lack of strong network effects and low elasticity of supply compared to tech companies: just because Uber doesn’t pay for cars/car repair doesn’t mean the costs of the business model aren’t passed on in reduced driver count etc. It’s been 9 years - most tech startups that took initial losses were profitable within 3. Uber is a scam. Short it.

[@nikoGoroz]

@@briankoontz1 Let's say uber does what you say, becomes a monopolist. There are no taxis, no any other transport firms (I will stay quiet about buses, trains, trams, subways, private cars, renting cars, renting motors etc. etc. for your argument's convenience). So UBER is the god of city transport, and dictates the prices for consumers and wages for the employees. Why wouldn't there be created a second firm, called let's say UTER which out competes UBER, the way UBER out competed everyone else? The only answer is the state intervention. If the state were to increase the minimal wage for drivers (could do anything which has to do with side supply), the small company wanting to take over UBER with prices, for consumer wouldn't be able to outcompete the rival. Only with cooperation with state can UBER become a monopolist. And that is not free market, that is state controlled market. What is capitalist is free of state intervention. Where the state and business meet, there is corruption. I wonder how you make sense of that.

[@jordanmynes2638]

@@nikoGoroz boohoo, the government won't let me pay my workers even less than uber already pays their workers to lose even more money to capture market until profitability. What a fascist state!!1 And yes, I take uber often. Also lyft. Just pointing out your argument is fallacious as shit, hypothetical or not.

[@AgnesRonan]

Somebody get me some Garfsenic

[@TheRealRiverRansom]

"Having a Nermal one." That makes it all worth it.

[@gijsvandergiessen1150]

So at 11:53 they say they collaborate with labor camps? LOL. I don't know why but it's so funny that they mention labor camps. Can you imagine going to the Garfield Gulag? lmao

[@donHooligan]

Capitalism is the real life version of the board game "Hungry Hungry Hippos."

[@entiretotal7207]

I wish…

[@donHooligan]

@@entiretotal7207 hungry hungry hippos with guns...

[@REVANSBACK]

nah, dude. monopoly. and when everyone except the capitalists are jackshit poor and can't buy anything anymore, they introduce the free parking rule! (universal basic income) that way we can all suffer under capitalism forever!

[@MalevolentDivinity]

If one of the four players started with eighty percent of the balls.

[@glyph1869]

If one of the players was tilting the board.

[@autisticautomaton]

I almost made a joke about Garfield Go, but then I remembered that was real

[@Owlpunk]

You missed a real chance to maximize entergagement by not uploading this on a Monday.

[@sadpee7710]

good comment thanks

[@JeremyAndersonBoise]

Jim Davis is like Duke Leto changing into a sandworm, but he is very slowly, over the course of centuries, becoming Garfield. Jim Davis is literally Garfield. And probably the incipient Galactic Emperor

[@sogghartha]

I don't know If it's the hair, the glasses or the clothes, but you're looking sharp today.

[@DStecks]

"Garfield's other favourite: Coffee" sends me every single time.

[@dstinnettmusic]

I miss the animated lefttube folks. It made me feel like I was in an alternative universe normalboots

[@General12th]

Normalboots. Ooh.

[@nathankluwak1909]

i live near that ad and every time i walked by it i was so confused. i thought it was a real estate ad because the building it was on was always empty lol

[@sieveprime8425]

GarfieldEATS is why capitalism is the greatest. Another successful debunking of socialism, I'd say!

[@Dragonatrix]

Ah, yes, I remember Garfeilf's favorite love of pizza and that he hates Thursdays.

[@whitodev3472]

My god I think I hurt my neck from nodding at all you had to say about this app. As a software developer I feel so bad for the people that had to develop this pointless app and website.

[@Moh4a4d]

That's gotta be soul crushing. I'm getting my major in computer science and I REALLY hope I end up doing work I can be proud of. At the very least, I hope whichever programmers and devs made this app are getting decent pay.

[@chaosvii]

Man this whole exchange reminds me of that PETA sponsored Pokémon game that makes everything about exploitation and yet the programmers clearly understood what makes a Pokémon game fun, so they succeeded at making the game fun to play but miserable to think about.

[@tsharabrown3719]

Just imagine, these devs could have been working to advance society.... but instead they made Garfield Eats.

[@the_last_raposa3810]

"in the year of our Lord 1988" 😂 oml I died hearing that tho

[@johnthomason9980]

I clicked play on this video and immediately started dissociating and then I woke up 22 minutes later surrounded by tissue boxes filled with lasagna, 10/10 video

[@justink1044]

Hey Thought Slime, love you , love your vids. At one point in my life I owned all the Garfield books in existence for about a year until they made more and read them so often that I could quote them verbatim and describe the scenes like a walking Garfield meme generator. Far be it from me to pass up an opportunity for my random obsessions to be useful once in a while. So I am delighted...or something...to inform you that yes, there is actually an arc where Garfield ends up living on the streets for a while. He meets his extended family who are all squatting in the ruins of an old Italian restaurant where he first discovered the glories of lasagna as a kitten. No I do not recall if they explain how he ended up getting found by Jon and forgetting them, I'm not certain it was ever explained.

[@anarchozoe]

The terribleness of capitalism never ceases to amaze me

[@effteepeedistro5388]

**greatness

[@Ronni3no2]

@dark power You should look up people who call themselves _socialists._ They've been around for quite a long time.

[@DioBrando-mr5xs]

@@Ronni3no2 At that, look up Fascists, they're like socialists with better fashion and zero rats.

[@SpartRyan]

@@DioBrando-mr5xs :)

[@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable]

Perci 888 m8 idk why you felt the need to comment on my comment, it wasn’t even that good. Gardening is a great hobby, you should try it out

[@IAmNumber4000]

When I first saw “Garfield Eats website” I was imagining a Garfield-themed reskin of the Hungry Pumpkin game. Not sure why.

[@NonCompete]

7:10 thought slime ascends to a higher plane of leftist Jerry Seinfeld existence

[@Evannnnnnnn2]

NonCompete this entire website has to be either anti-capitalist satire or a money laundering scam

[@lightningfirst689]

Jim Davis sounds so dead on the inside when describing GarfieldEats. It's as if five minutes before shooting, he realized how stupid it all is, but at that point, he couldn't back out.

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

Desperate, uncreative people dumping their own and their family's life savings into a terrible business idea that will inevitably fail: capitalism at its finest.

[@cameronrhanna]

Striving and the possibility of failure have been part of every human system ever.

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

I agree and respect that. However capitalism is the only system that promotes people doing idiotic things not because they think they are actually a good idea, but because they gamble on finding enough dumb people to buy their product. And the thing with lottery is, winner takes all.

[@cameronrhanna]

@@KilgoreTroutAsf Raiding the next village over is a dumb idea in the greater scheme of advancing humanity and depends on the dumb people in the next village not being prepared to resist aggression. Advertising useless goods can also be seen as a form of aggression, or at least exploitative deception. Advancing yourself at the expense of vulnerable others is not uniquely capitalist. Capitalism is peculiar in how efficiently and peacefully it facilitates this (not that that's a good thing, necessarily; rather the enemy you see than the one you don't).

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

Since we are discussing economic systems, it is safe to assume the pre-existence of a state or some other political order that precludes the use of violence within its reach, at the very least the kind of violence you suggested in your comment. Because no political system, no matter how incompetent, is going to tolerate villages within its borders raiding one another, I don't see how your example has any relevance to my original point. Also, "peace" under capitalism is purely incidental. Leaving aside the discussion about the horrors of systemic violence, capitalist countries have been at war with one another over colonial conquests and global domination all through the 18th, 19th and half of the 20th century, until somebody invented a bomb powerful enough to destroy civilization, and politicians figured out they better learn how to calm down and try to solve problems through diplomacy. And even so, the US kept fighting proxy wars, invading and financing coups in more than 50 countries only so the "peaceful" capitalists could sack their natural resources and virtually enslave their population as cheap labor.

[@jokerwick]

I doubt it's even close to their family's life savings to be honest. These uber-rich motherfuckers can spend as much money as they want on terrible, useless shit and still be totally fine when it fails. Meanwhile most people cant take a fucking sick day without risking this months rent.

[@buriedpet]

R.I.P. GarfieldEats😔

[@arcanearronax7525]

Entergagement? Seriously? Is he trying to push corporate lingo like it's some revolutionary development? I think I honestly would have more fun with the pizza tracking app another app offers when you order the pizza.

[@owlegrad]

Ah this is still my favorite video of yours. I imagine that could be crushing to hear considering you doubtlessly have put countless more energy into other videos but your comedic timing in this is just incredible as is the sense of fun you had with it. Just a great, entergaging video.

[@Mexie]

Orange mocha garfaccinos!! Bleh. This IS progress.

[@Dorian_sapiens]

When our ancestors crawled out of the primordial ooze, that's what they were striving for.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

@@Dorian_sapiens that IS the primordial ooze

[@thechairman1318]

Orange... Mocha... Garfaccinco... _...Flavored potato chips._

[@austinhegge1161]

So one year update: they now have a physical restaurant, which you can rent as a birthday venue. There is a "garnivore" pizza with NO MEAT, the lasagna, of which there is only one, is called BIG COW lasagna for... some reason. And they now serve spaghetti too yum yum. Oh and horrifying Garfield face masks for the pandemic lmao. I really think this video could do with a follow up this shit is wild 🤣

[@Dissent1]

This is awful and amazing at the same time. Our civilization is hilariously doomed.

[@LostInTheMania]

This was the first video of yours that I saw it was quite a weird introduction to your channel. I will say after watching this video I proceeded to watch way too many more. Really good content keep it up 👍👍

[@liammckeever7023]

Hey buddy! Loves you. Hope you are doing well with classes.

[@ryan_806]

There is only one war

[@TheScourge007]

@Top this is console peasant erasure

[@bookofkittehs]

I just really love considering the idea that children are not individuals

[@ConsciousnessisRough]

Are we sure the Chapo Trap House guys are not behind this?

[@deformschool]

This is pure Felix.

[@DoveTattoos]

shout outs to my garfield boys on r/chapotraphouse2

[@EmpressOfCatsup]

My favorite thing they are selling on the website now is the Garficcino cups that are definitely just left over from the restaurant after it closed.

[@cdsbradley]

Searching "garfield" on pornhub returns 19 results. I think we have a entergagement opportunity on our hands. This could be bigger than apex legends

[@IAmNumber4000]

This is SUCH a money laundering scheme.

[@bills-beard]

the pause after "the answer was logically no" was perfection

[@Our_Remedy]

Y'know how in yugioh the entire economy, culture, religion, and politics of the world are based around the yugioh card game? I think the people who make garfield products assume that kind of complete universal assimilation is going to happen but with garfield