Taken from JRE #1425 w/Garrett Reisman: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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@thehumanracehasfailed3 жыл бұрын
I once swam in the deep end of the pool without my floaties. Guys like us live on the edge.
@texasrose23153 жыл бұрын
Lol, too funny!
@mc123583 жыл бұрын
I got my socks wet walking through a puddle yesterday. The puddle was almost exactly 60... millimeters deep. Do not try this at home, kids.
@michaeltsampouniaris65303 жыл бұрын
I wish I was as brave as you guys. You are the people that deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. The true heroes of America 🇺🇸 👏
@ninjaassassin58013 жыл бұрын
@@mc12358 🤣
@matthewlynch37883 жыл бұрын
G code
@IggyLazarevic4 жыл бұрын
50% of all Joe’s guests are one accident away from becoming comic book villains.
@TheFirstAtom4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Schmidt hell, there’s a rubber band man. I’m sure they’d settle for underwater man 😩
@PengxueYG4 жыл бұрын
Glen villeneuve for sure lol
@Angelwrites4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chaboi74 жыл бұрын
😆
@slerual68964 жыл бұрын
🤣
@billrafferty65522 жыл бұрын
Joes face when Garrett explains the giant eye is absolutely priceless hahahahahahaha
@MrHwill77 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂😂
@Geoffkurcz Жыл бұрын
7:20
@TPRM19 ай бұрын
And yet he barely reacted to the revelation there are hammerhead sharks in space.
@tmnj14955 күн бұрын
@@TPRM1nigga…it’s space…I don’t care what anyone tells me about what they see in space. I’ll have the same reaction. 😳
@davidt5200 Жыл бұрын
My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.
@spookzer16 Жыл бұрын
You and him both, eh?
@lukeistired_ Жыл бұрын
Hide yo wife
@SlumpTia Жыл бұрын
I would’ve smacked it a few feet back
@xskrish Жыл бұрын
@@spookzer16 lmao
@wylde678 Жыл бұрын
Built for big grouper cock.
@travisgowen50444 жыл бұрын
Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.
@chesterpoindexter75944 жыл бұрын
hold your breath; make a wish; count to three
@JamieTheKingOfFifa4 жыл бұрын
@@chesterpoindexter7594 then drop a douse
@edsnowden49904 жыл бұрын
Fuck this, fuck all of that, fuck everything about it.
@MrSergiopg184 жыл бұрын
Hes a braver man then me i could nver fuk that
@Masonaterx4 жыл бұрын
that start still blows my mind lol. Like what if u went the wrong way or got turned around in the dark lmao i wouldnt shit for like 2 weeks
@ineptrcenthusiast85764 жыл бұрын
I hate when Joe Rogan makes his guests wear bald caps.
@OGMizen4 жыл бұрын
I heard he makes people kneel for the thumbnail photos
@mrtallboy4u4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@A_Black_Sheep944 жыл бұрын
It's the only thing that keeps him out of his depression.
@Magooch864 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you thought of this yourself or just stole it from another JR video but it made me laugh a lot. Thanks.
@banztv54294 жыл бұрын
OGMizen most underrated comment in life
@raywalsh91522 жыл бұрын
I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.
@JamesP29 Жыл бұрын
Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...
@shasmi93 Жыл бұрын
F. That. I would NEVER! I live in Colorado which is as far away from the ocean as it gets and I think I’ll stay right here. F that.
@brittanyclyde1669 Жыл бұрын
Hey I'm from pompano beach. Small world 😊
@shasmi93 Жыл бұрын
@Lea Rockford F you! Go listen to Emperor “in the night side eclipse” it will do you some good.
@danielhall-wl4ql11 күн бұрын
damn I'm 48 and haven't seen the ocean at all
@spencerisaacs4349 Жыл бұрын
Joes face when he describes seeing the eye after dropping a duece at 7:27 is absolutely priceless 😂
@mikefm44 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that bathroom story was terrifying
@dalpet36434 жыл бұрын
I almost shit my self
@guntherultraboltnovacrunch52484 жыл бұрын
I couldn't do it man. Count me out.
@kmccw4 жыл бұрын
Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch yeah no chance I’m good on land
@guntherultraboltnovacrunch52484 жыл бұрын
@@kmccw Shitting in the woods at night is scary enough.
@-Bishop-4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@amazinginformation20243 жыл бұрын
Imagine being able to nonchalantly answer the question "What's freakier, being at the bottom of the ocean or up in space?"
@SovereignStatesman3 жыл бұрын
Pot = nonchalant
@WilsonCo.3 жыл бұрын
and he says the ocean
@JB-pb9xv3 жыл бұрын
@@WilsonCo. Except that he said space.. What he said space is more captivating or something like that.
@mfcannoncannon45972 жыл бұрын
@@TechOutAdam me too
@StonedSpagooter2 жыл бұрын
Right? You cant get ganked by a Giant Squid in space
@ironcladnomad56392 жыл бұрын
Me: "Man, living underwater for two weeks. I bet he's got some great stories." Garrett: "So, one night I was taking a dump...."
@MrTru843 Жыл бұрын
Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that. Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.
@jedi4049 Жыл бұрын
Yeah this guy telling his stories its amazing. He is an explorer. An example of the human spirit.
@jedi4049 Жыл бұрын
and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.
@mrnautilus4 жыл бұрын
Garrett Reisman: "And I saw like this HUGE eyeball..." Joe: 👀
@TenjiBenji4 жыл бұрын
I timed it perfectly with this 😂 😂 😂
@acs1974 жыл бұрын
Joe's face was priceless. Hahaha.
@STAMP5014 жыл бұрын
His eyes freaked me out 😂😂😂
@ryanking214 жыл бұрын
I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂
@Flyhr4 жыл бұрын
that was hilarious. 7:07 btw
@jarradlavoie4 жыл бұрын
This dude's a savage. Just hearing him say he stood two weeks underwater in a powerless submarine made me start feeling claustrophobic
@huracan2001734 жыл бұрын
I imagine being an astronaut and the fact he lived up there for 100+ days might have helped.
@klsounds4 жыл бұрын
Well it's the joe Rogan experience 😅
@swffgrff65364 жыл бұрын
He can do some serious prison time 🤣
@yewnightmusic3 жыл бұрын
What does living in a submarine have to do with being afraid of Santa Claus?
@bigfan13643 жыл бұрын
rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police
@itzassassin2359 Жыл бұрын
His analysis on describing the scientific process behind what he does is very underrated 😢
@danvernconnor3871 Жыл бұрын
Your comment is underrated killer
@TheJoyriderzz11 ай бұрын
Who’s watching this after the submersible is gone missing?
@PhilipJFry-tm9ve3 жыл бұрын
“One night i was taking a dump...” you already know its gonna be a good story.
@kaibe52413 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha. The best part was he prefaced it with "the scariest thing I ever saw was..."
@driprubies24643 жыл бұрын
So true....I’ve got a few stories with explosive dumps!
@mysticdragon1112 жыл бұрын
I have sank a few floaters in my lifetime
@bartholomewhunt18742 жыл бұрын
I liked how he laughed but everyone else in the room was serious asf after he started with that lol
@_matis_2 жыл бұрын
It always starts with a dump
@ashtton_tapiwa4 жыл бұрын
Getting rimmed by an angel fish and then immediately get eaten by a Goliath grouper. What a way to go
@kyrem12814 жыл бұрын
when you die your body releases DMT so its worth it
@paulgumbo56944 жыл бұрын
@@kyrem1281 lmaoooo
@sashiisucks39994 жыл бұрын
Ash Tapiwa a common fetish here in Ohio
@chaboi74 жыл бұрын
😆😂
@ccswag20004 жыл бұрын
Ash Tapiwa 😂😂
@williefranklin78652 жыл бұрын
I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep. Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash. TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire. It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it. Can't imagine being where they were.
@epifan3_2 жыл бұрын
Omg I wish you were able to drop the pic here!
@_matis_2 жыл бұрын
Jesus just post that pic already
@darthinhilus2416 Жыл бұрын
yeah well if he had the pic he would have posted it already
@The_Essential_Review Жыл бұрын
PLEASE upload and share the picture!!
@tomarze2071 Жыл бұрын
POST THE FUCKING PICTURE MAN
@joego95192 жыл бұрын
We need him on again this was such a good podcast! Beginning to end. Wonderful conversationists at work.
@Ernireg34 жыл бұрын
Who else immediately searched the words "goliath grouper" on google images as soon as Garrett said it?
@jaredjbeats97534 жыл бұрын
i did now
@jaredjbeats97534 жыл бұрын
update: HOOLY FUUUUU
@potatoface46984 жыл бұрын
i just found pics of ur mum lol
@w.dieterich70774 жыл бұрын
just got done doing that
@scottdavidson5264 жыл бұрын
No, but I am going to do that right now.
@timbuckthe2nd6424 жыл бұрын
Joe “Yeah but have you ever done DMT underwater?” Rogan
@straw_hatlegend88024 жыл бұрын
Alex Hashaga I fucking hollered bro
@lucienpavone34434 жыл бұрын
Alex Hashaga LMAOOOO
@coasternut30914 жыл бұрын
That sounds horrific
@androsabljak11774 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@callmespitz4 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@djjd50673 жыл бұрын
8:00 “Scared the living hell out of me.” Then laughs. This guy is built different.
@StealthTown-mh7xd Жыл бұрын
Dude been @ the bottom of the ocean and all the way in space. This dude is a legend !!!
@jdiv90733 жыл бұрын
He felt so disrespected when joe just said “oh” to his 60 feet lol
@finger22143 жыл бұрын
He prolly shouldn't have said 20,000 millimeters then, haha
@krissifadwa2 жыл бұрын
He didn't seem disrespected. More like "Hm maybe I should have gone deeper."
@oldironsides41072 жыл бұрын
Well not too impressive.
@cryptodawgzzz2 жыл бұрын
Have you tried dmt?
@NoBeunoPendejo2 жыл бұрын
Deep Diving is any dive deeper than 20 meters (60 feet). So technically it is damn deep.. so stop playing like you could do it
@tweedyburd0074 жыл бұрын
"how deep were you?" "about 20,000.... millimeters" "what?" "thats like 60 feet"
@danielread36434 жыл бұрын
sounds like a beetlejuice scene
@Wappie0504 жыл бұрын
@@danielread3643 Cuppa feet
@Marx-Lennon4 жыл бұрын
He was playing off of the “20,000 leagues under the sea” tittle.
@freedomspice97243 жыл бұрын
Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe
@st4ne4rmthevill633 жыл бұрын
Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.
@niamhoconnor8986 Жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan's ability to imitate animal sounds is unparalleled 10:19
@finbarneilan8915 Жыл бұрын
Was just thinking this too. Along with his bear and dog imitation lol
@niamhoconnor8986 Жыл бұрын
@@finbarneilan8915 And gorilla and bison! Don't forget them!!
@BlueStranger1 Жыл бұрын
Lol so True! I was looking for a comment related to it 😂
@johndonahue35092 жыл бұрын
Living on a great lake you as a child and adult you develop TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE.
@recklesslyrandom30554 жыл бұрын
JOES FACE WHEN HE SAYS HE SEES THE EYEBALL O.o
@travisjames80874 жыл бұрын
New meme. Literally the first thing I thought about
@Djlofton4 жыл бұрын
Joes face was my face too lol
@leecanty28944 жыл бұрын
Can u imagine an Eyeball staring at u after pissing😱
@michaelo61614 жыл бұрын
Right when I saw that I came straight to the comments and this is the 1st thing I see 😂😂😂😂💀 dude really said “🤨👁”
@DannyBScaping4 жыл бұрын
I had the same exact face
@Powerlifterusa4 жыл бұрын
I’m getting anxiety just listening to this. Nopes nopes nope
@saywhat43144 жыл бұрын
Nope snope snope
@tastemysaucer4 жыл бұрын
Haha well said
@tybarnett57224 жыл бұрын
I was clenching my butt cheeks trying to fend off an imaginary fish listening to this shit.
@BigT19844 жыл бұрын
I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean
@CezarMS14 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's pretty crazy man, but it's not DMT though! 👽🌠🌚
@williamdiaz3475 Жыл бұрын
I'm terrified of the ocean so hearing that someone loved down there for 2 weeks is a real horror story for me lol
@WiseArkAngel2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.
@vast634 Жыл бұрын
Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.
@winstonchurchill6244 жыл бұрын
Joe’s fish swallow noise is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard
@sixteenninenine16144 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooo
@systemetaldeth4 жыл бұрын
I got more disturbed hearing it and reading your comment just right after.
@chrisgreenwood81884 жыл бұрын
10:20
@jpcaptured7993 жыл бұрын
@applecrates I did the exact same thing 😬
@codysampson86143 жыл бұрын
Listen to his bear impression
@petersmythe64624 жыл бұрын
To be fair, seeing a hammerhead outside the ISS would raise a lot of questions as well.
@bbroncos7474 жыл бұрын
Peter Smythe to be fairrrr!!!! Letterkenny
@cktank134 жыл бұрын
Brett Baker I thought the same damn thing pitter patter
@crunchu23614 жыл бұрын
Those damn sharknados
@jacob27904 жыл бұрын
Especially if Darth Vader was on board.
@donaldkhogan4 жыл бұрын
Questions like "is this a Hideo Kojima game"?
@bentnickel7487 Жыл бұрын
In 1971 I was 21 y/o. Learning how to scuba dive in the Philippines. Out in front of me, about 25 feet away, I saw my first shark. It was less than 10 feet long, but circled me with movements so quick it scared me like nothing had ever scared me before. No one ever talks about how slow humans are (under water) compared to predator fish. No human even comes close. A shark can dart in and remove your arm like you would slap a basketball away from another human.
@The_Essential_Review Жыл бұрын
So how did you respond?
@bentnickel7487 Жыл бұрын
@@The_Essential_Review I believe, if the shark had been anything other than curious, I wouldn't be here today. I stayed out of the ocean for 25 years, until I forgot about that fear. Then, a trip to Mexico and a vacation scuba class reminded me why I left diving. The dive only lasted 20 minutes, 15 being in full terror mode. I'm not a fearful person. I have a black belt in karate and have skydived many times, but everyone has a fear. Mine, after realizing how totally easy it is to die in the ocean.
@GiacomoVaccari6 күн бұрын
I had a similar encounter but snorkeling. I got the hell out of there as fast as I could as soon as it moved away. That day I learned we are but guests in the ocean
@trusodapop2 жыл бұрын
Seen this a few times. Everytime he says it’s like the dinner bell going off I lose it 😂
@georgey2tymes2714 жыл бұрын
This sounds so surreal. He's describing it and I still can't imagine living like that. Crazy
@Lord_JWW4 жыл бұрын
He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.
@lyricaljaffacakes29464 жыл бұрын
Because hes lying
@crab16454 жыл бұрын
@@lyricaljaffacakes2946 Did you say that to your 4 subscribers?
@EZProdigy4 жыл бұрын
LyricalJaffaCakes lol there’s a short documentary about it on youtube my guy, definitely not lying
@lyricaljaffacakes29464 жыл бұрын
Gaming Element you make videos and have about 40, I dont
@deJuanX4 жыл бұрын
"Just hold your breath. You're not going that far." WTF
@KoolMada4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJjbnIdvarGdo9k < you can see it in this video. It's not far.
@spaceworm944 жыл бұрын
@@KoolMada at what part of the video do you see it?
@deJuanX4 жыл бұрын
@@loganbissett1392 I get the involved effort...not the point
@Zobokolobozo4 жыл бұрын
@@loganbissett1392 Well you gotta take the shit and swim back. But with training im sure its not that much effort.
@KoolMada4 жыл бұрын
@@spaceworm94 It is the white POD @1:04
@spiesonmars2 жыл бұрын
"The worst are the angelfish..." lost it right there!!! 😂😂😂
@tammieparrishmiller36693 жыл бұрын
Several decades ago, my neighbors son was scuba diving with a group and his wife. They were coming up to the boat and his wife said he was right behind her but he never made it to the boat and he was never seen again. They never even found his tanks or any sign of him. The only conclusion I could think of was something huge came along and swallowed him whole. True story.
@joshdyck54972 жыл бұрын
Where was this? Kinda wanna start looking up large animals in that area
@tammieparrishmiller36692 жыл бұрын
@@joshdyck5497 This was many decades ago, but I remember it being in South America. Not exactly sure where. If you come up with something, please let me know what you think. Thanks!
@Anita_Backrub2 жыл бұрын
Aliens
@Sohelanthropus2 жыл бұрын
🧢
@tammieparrishmiller36692 жыл бұрын
@@Anita_Backrub Yeah, that's actually a possibility, but I hope you're not making fun, because this wasn't funny. It hurt a lot of people who loved him and never got closure. They couldn't even declare him dead for years due to the laws where it happened.
@DarthTwilight3 жыл бұрын
"20,000 millimeters under the sea" gave me a good laugh.
@c.c.schaeffer86782 жыл бұрын
Lol why?
@ATJ2532 жыл бұрын
@@c.c.schaeffer8678 it’s probably a reference to the book 20,000 leagues under the sea
@Profile.42 жыл бұрын
@@c.c.schaeffer8678 because no one says that
@mikeg62852 жыл бұрын
@@Profile.4 yeah, no. Person above you is right
@Profile.42 жыл бұрын
@@mikeg6285 lol I don't give a fuck what you think, bozo.
@ronaldogilley42744 жыл бұрын
”The bottom of the ocean is fake.” - Eddie Bravo
@michaelbandy834 жыл бұрын
"The bottom of the ocean is misogynistic." -Zarna Joshi
@JS-uy7xr4 жыл бұрын
"Hey baby, you're beachfront property and I'm the tidal wave of love." -Johnny Bravo
@jhaz894 жыл бұрын
Look into it
@ArjanTV4 жыл бұрын
It is really fake haha because none knoes the real bottom of the ocean they show the closest one saying this is the bottom
@AG-cu6bp4 жыл бұрын
@@ArjanTV get grammarly
@diegoperezsommariva25093 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a story a friend told me of a guy he knew that went to dwell while fasting for 10 days in a pitch black cave (a good safe cave) and claimed having the craziest of psychedelic experiences.
@ronaldonagy98422 жыл бұрын
After some time in full darkness,your body will produce Dmt!
@ChrisTrovato2 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldonagy9842 how does science explain that
@mirzasinggih2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being able to compare living up in space and living at the bottom of the ocean through your own experience, damn
@ozgott14153 жыл бұрын
I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.
@waden4042 жыл бұрын
Well said!!!
@xxlegnaxx Жыл бұрын
"especially the angel fish"
@prachethashetty7612 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing😅😅
@ivannasha5556 Жыл бұрын
I went surfing in great white territory. You make diamonds with your behind every shadow you see XD
@bororobo3805 Жыл бұрын
But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival. You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.
@harleyparmentier78964 жыл бұрын
You know what’s crazy to me think about how important some these podcasts are gonna be 20 30 years from now
@HeihachiMain4 жыл бұрын
@@dimebagdarrel4874 Respect the name. But you seriously don't think that do you?
@Ck-jy8bw4 жыл бұрын
@@dimebagdarrel4874 well still be here in 2000 years with people like you saying the end is near
@angelverastigue58484 жыл бұрын
20 30 years from now government might be more strict I bet you alot of these amazing videos will be shut down in the future
@ronaldcole61014 жыл бұрын
I doubt KZbin will be around
@toritopihuas4 жыл бұрын
In 30 years most of us adults Will be dead, possibly by cancer or a respiratory related disease like copd or clogged arteries
@FlannelBat3 жыл бұрын
This man's stories are incredible.
@teresasandoval17092 жыл бұрын
So your telling me, this is the real life astronaut in the ocean?
@brad144k2 жыл бұрын
One day you'll find out all the astronauts were under water lol They appear in "space" using CGI and Augmented reality. The space walks are done in pools lol
@nrcuda2864 жыл бұрын
I really wanted him to say that Goliath “scared the shit out of him”
@papachief19894 жыл бұрын
The grouper wasnt full so it wanted seconds.
@stringerb86184 жыл бұрын
u need help
@papachief19894 жыл бұрын
@@stringerb8618 then help me
@Yuuki_124 жыл бұрын
Aaaah thats great, I didnt think about that
@AdubsMMA4 жыл бұрын
He already took care of that before seeing it.
@ricardobjj244 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Cerrone is watching this like "I haven't tried that yet"
@Emilianoo84 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Masvidal or choke on some of his biggest fights wait.....nvm
@djthevj4 жыл бұрын
Man the cave diving story is so good
@richardjames17514 жыл бұрын
@@djthevj it gave me anxiety. He painted the picture pretty well for that story
@Brenner2739864 жыл бұрын
As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).
@gap46s2 жыл бұрын
This guy is so cool.. incredible communicator and hilarious
@godzgiftz4032 Жыл бұрын
The look on Joe's face when Garrett said he turned his flash light on and seen the biggest eyeball... 😭😂
@lovetolearn8814 жыл бұрын
Meh not impressed. Sandy the squirrel did it first and even had a tree in her crib and made best friends with a local
@yeahwhateva4194 жыл бұрын
And she's been down there for years
@olliefoxx71654 жыл бұрын
For real. Thus guy was only there a couple weeks and mostly stayed to himself. Big deal
@MM-zt4oe4 жыл бұрын
she still there
@ebhs00894 жыл бұрын
You’re so lame
@caergruant55744 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Monkeyabroad4 жыл бұрын
longest shot of Joe just staring at his guest.
@narkahtiks35783 жыл бұрын
longest shot of joe staring at himself
@oliverm80583 жыл бұрын
ikr lmao
@obitokamuiproductionsamv87403 жыл бұрын
He’s probably thinking that they never went to space they probably just went into the ocean
@dak23253 жыл бұрын
Nope, search up Joe’s interview with Cowboy Cerrone and his story where he almost died in an underwater cave; held Joe’s attention for 30 mins.
@mayc86743 жыл бұрын
He'll dream about Angel fish ha, ha, ha.
@damarcusjohnson1956 Жыл бұрын
Fish attacking him to eat his poop and having to slap at them is the funniest shit I’ve heard in awhile 🤣
@huntercarrigan18543 жыл бұрын
7:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed Joe’s reactions is the funniest thing alive
@yoavsnake4 жыл бұрын
10:20 Joe showing his inner voice actor, that's legit impressive
@robbielamont28164 жыл бұрын
Mate this killed me , was looking for this comment
@CaptJackAubreyOfTheRoyalNavy4 жыл бұрын
Joe's really good at vocal sound effects. His bear growl is uncanny.
@MrMikegraham4 жыл бұрын
Captain Jack Aubrey of the Royal Navy he also does a great car engine revving up
@andrewbell75794 жыл бұрын
Come on he made a noise with his mouth, he didn't invent the lightbulb ffs.
@TheGrandGamers4 жыл бұрын
Lol I went to scroll up to check it and my vid was at like 10:18. shit was funny. I was expecting words
@JarJarWookie4 жыл бұрын
imagine you get halfway to the gazebo and the lights go out on both.
@ShotgunJo4684 жыл бұрын
JarJarWookie nightmare fuel
@Quantum36914 жыл бұрын
It'll be a butt feeding fest.
@JarJarWookie4 жыл бұрын
As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends. You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...
@jsgaming82014 жыл бұрын
@@Quantum3691 you win
@jadenyuseo73473 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous if Joe. He has his own life that he does cool shit. But also he gets to meet and be friends with people who also do the eccentric things outside of ordinary life. I fuckin love this podcast
@koreanpathfinder2 жыл бұрын
"You can do infinite bottom time." I'm sure the fish were thinking the same thing.
@tropictom59964 жыл бұрын
I will never, ever, complain about taking a dump in a port-a-potty again.
@trotskyvoinovich83074 жыл бұрын
I'd have to be drunk just to shit in one. I hate spiders.
@mtvanz4 жыл бұрын
eh, port-a-potty's aren't so bad
@tropictom59963 жыл бұрын
Bogdan P Seems to me that you are using the comments section to get some shit off your chest.
@OrignalRecipe924 жыл бұрын
"Those things could *literally* eat a person.." *nervous Garrett* - "yeah....uhh...uhh...stammering"
@juliok59824 жыл бұрын
He didn’t wanna say that would never happen
@Kid_Twist_3 жыл бұрын
Joe "bass are like Goliath groupers" rogan
@pistonburner64483 жыл бұрын
Maybe ill-tempered mutant goliath groupers could kill a person... Especially if they have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads.
@Dime_time3333 ай бұрын
2 years later. #2 approves. @@pistonburner6448
@wasssup75732 жыл бұрын
That ‘taking a dump’ story at night in the ocean was pretty wild…
@kandaman3044 жыл бұрын
I thought his guest was going to say GIANT SQUID!!!
@mauriceanthony86743 жыл бұрын
Same but I don't think he'd be here to tell about that lol
@abdoubelouizdadi88623 жыл бұрын
Same
@Funkafella013 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking, I probably would have passed out.
@MrKinghuman3 жыл бұрын
Same
@peachyylyss89703 жыл бұрын
Not deep enough probably
@1ButtonDash4 жыл бұрын
that literally sounds more dangerous than going into outerspace
@genesisfox54123 жыл бұрын
Until the space fish come to eat you out.
@WhoNeedsRussiansAnyway3 жыл бұрын
@@genesisfox5412 lol
@shiroineko133 жыл бұрын
F the darkness and brutal pressures of the deep sea, man. Space is chill compared to that save the lack of air and hazardous radiation.
@the_hanged_clown3 жыл бұрын
it definitely isn't
@1ButtonDash3 жыл бұрын
@@the_hanged_clown is this confirmation? So you've been to both and know?
@VentureGroms2 жыл бұрын
"you're in the pitch black, Atlantic ocean, 60 feet down, no scuba tank" "At night?" 😂
@ZybakTV3 жыл бұрын
6:18 my reaction exactly.
@ZybakTV3 жыл бұрын
Also 7:21
@user-cb2lz8yy9s4 жыл бұрын
“I saw this big eyeball, like a saucer, just staring at me, not blinking at me.” Joe’s face: 7:21 😂
@twentyeightthirtyseven12244 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@chrisg00764 жыл бұрын
NES 83’ 😂😂😂
@Icespicenumber1munch4 жыл бұрын
He really said 🤨
@alan66854 жыл бұрын
Joe be like "da fuq"!
@lifeisrealonlythenwheniam53454 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹😹
@boosterbrosllc46814 жыл бұрын
He did not wanna talk about groupers eating people at all 😂
@ILootStandingStill4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂 he clearly tried to just shrug it off as goofy the first time then joe just kept bringing it up.
@boosterbrosllc46814 жыл бұрын
@@ILootStandingStill lmao exactly
@ILootStandingStill4 жыл бұрын
Adam C pretty sure he knew that groupers don’t eat people lol, he speculated on a lot of stuff he didn’t have all the facts on.
@xThePsychoNautx4 жыл бұрын
Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.
@InfamoushqAustralia4 жыл бұрын
@@xThePsychoNautx Ah yes, grouper, the honey badger of the sea.
@A2media23 Жыл бұрын
He says “20,000 millimeters” lmaoooo
@architechproducer2 жыл бұрын
I once lived at the beach in Greece for a few weeks and didn't want to walk to the "toilet bushes", so swam out to take a dump. Problem was, it was a floater and the waves were pushing it in towards the other people. So I had a hard mission taking it in my hands and trying to dive down, to dig it deep enough in the sea floor. (Washed my hands since..) This is also the 5000th comment on this video, because I'm just that awesome. ✌🏼
@craigthescott50742 жыл бұрын
I puked in the ocean once because a saw a floater. I wonder if it was yours. Did you eat corn?
@rengow69647 ай бұрын
@@craigthescott5074😂??
@bswoot7144 жыл бұрын
"It's like a giant bass" I think it's more like a giant... grouper
@dirtyjoe56944 жыл бұрын
bswoot bahaha😂😂
@groundbreaktv69354 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, true. I think he was just making it clear to his audience, but this is still hilarious!
@bswoot7144 жыл бұрын
@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.
@grizzlyadams82774 жыл бұрын
bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.
@bswoot7144 жыл бұрын
@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet. Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.
@dimebagdarrel48744 жыл бұрын
Joe seems offended by his guest outshining his baldness Edit: Now that I know my comment will probably be seen, *GET FLATBUSH ZOMBIES ON THIS PODCAST*
@user-zg5ey5xo9i4 жыл бұрын
\m/
@GregDineen4 жыл бұрын
Nice one Diamond lol
@maxbartholic80904 жыл бұрын
The shinier the head the more power you carry I learned this at 18 *cries*
@armandomontes55424 жыл бұрын
Joe opaque Rogan
@oar59264 жыл бұрын
RIP Dime
@drelocs2878 Жыл бұрын
“It’s like the dinner 🥘 Bell 🛎 Going off” lmao 🤣
@PaletteBegonia2 жыл бұрын
This is why Jre is and always will be the GOAT , can literally learn about anything from so many different people and perspectives.
@JeffreyBue_imtxsmoke4 жыл бұрын
He never asked him "why" they were doing the 2-week bottom stay on the ocean floor.
@antisomething42484 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Bue exactly and he downplayed 60ft at the start 😂
@miguelmoronta68714 жыл бұрын
John O’Rourke I mean I felt the same way. The title is “bottom of the ocean”, not “underwater”. Bottom of the ocean IS miles and miles deep.
@claysoggyfries4 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you’re very experienced, you can swim up 60 ft
@Digidi44 жыл бұрын
bekoz science
@realname35384 жыл бұрын
I think it is training astronauts for being in space.
@ballconei4 жыл бұрын
This is the backstory of a supervillain.
@Meekmillan4 жыл бұрын
Ballconei 2 😂😂😂
@KevinThePengWIN4 жыл бұрын
DooFINShmerts 😂
@alexandergoldnatznworeptil96524 жыл бұрын
He is henchmen No. 2 to wield Elon musks flamethrower against all Double o agents, but secretly scheming his own devious plans...
@sashiisucks39994 жыл бұрын
Voice makes it real
@gustavmagee22363 жыл бұрын
"So you take your fin off and you're whackin em." 😂😂
@BoozyReviewsies Жыл бұрын
I love how he just ,now that you said it "How accurate is that movie?" Lol
@Lugrer31134 жыл бұрын
I think Eddie Bravo would burst into flames if he ever talked to Garrett...
@ericm96864 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.
@AquanautSt14 жыл бұрын
Goliath grouper or ... aliens ? look into it
@nicholascash70024 жыл бұрын
TheRealMrMcCoy explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it, but it dies
@Docklead4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Cash Usually something has to be dead before you wanna go cutting it open, right?
@ericm96864 жыл бұрын
@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.
@tellyourstorymusicbyikson3 жыл бұрын
Fish: those are rookie numbers
@jedi4049 Жыл бұрын
This dude will be who you call when an asteroid is going to destroy the earth. Make him the commander.
@rushpatriot2866 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately life isn't a movie
@scottstevens129 Жыл бұрын
@@rushpatriot2866 when you look back in history how many of those became movies
@stringandreed Жыл бұрын
I can assure you as a former naval special operator that deep water neurological sickness is not a fallacy.
@Keep_Feeding_Me4 жыл бұрын
This clip is the exact reason why I always listen to The Joe Rogan podcast. You get incredible stories from incredible people. Thanks for sharing
@yinyang9882 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@shaheryarkhan1652 Жыл бұрын
im literally amazed to learn about goliath grouper
@eastcoastbreed5511 Жыл бұрын
I'm a pro diver. 90% of what he said is wrong or untrue. If he did intact do that... he was a tourist.... he Def didn't go through proper training. Ask any real expert diver to analyze this video and I promise they will laugh at him.
@jedi4049 Жыл бұрын
@@eastcoastbreed5511 Nah, stop hating. Reisman done more in his career than you will ever do. Haters gonna hate.
@Koltenyoutube Жыл бұрын
@@eastcoastbreed5511 whats wrong?
@hueydoje55864 жыл бұрын
Joe “those things could literally eat a person” Rogan
@crawdadlando40534 жыл бұрын
😂 Not the words to say to someone gonna go back to living around em.
@Ogregogurt4 жыл бұрын
Bro I read this started to laugh then joe “ those things could literally eat a person” rogan said “those things could literally eat a person”
@kendallruedger46214 жыл бұрын
I scrolled across this as he said it lol
@joshuablundell98253 жыл бұрын
"I feel like an astronaut in the ocean"
@davidlakhter3 жыл бұрын
7:17 Garret's talking about Joe's eye LOL
@midormeepo4 жыл бұрын
Joe's face around 7:20 lmao
@AleaxnderABC3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@94Lich3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video 😂🤣😂🤣
@3031mane3 жыл бұрын
Yooooo😆👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿now THAT just made my day lol!!!!!
@KenobiStark13 жыл бұрын
👀
@goan14133 жыл бұрын
Lol, hilarious!
@disgruntledpacifist95034 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah Holy Diver You've been down too long in the midnight sea.
@stevenescalante36574 жыл бұрын
Reading this What’s becoming of me
@thebrotherstillmatic23974 жыл бұрын
Silver Spoon Exactly, this dude...
@Juxsin4 жыл бұрын
Instantly read this in his voice lol
@bossleprechaun40444 жыл бұрын
Bayley Dole Man how you gonna diss James Dio like that? Killswitch is great, but that’s a cover my guy.
@user-zg5ey5xo9i4 жыл бұрын
@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.
@Skepticalways132 жыл бұрын
People do this all the time. It’s called saturation diving. The “powerless submarine “ he’s speaking of is a hyperbaric chamber and diving bell. It’s pretty common practice in the offshore commercial diving industry but, never a 60 feet. Typically, it’s done at 300 feet or greater.
@orion54702 жыл бұрын
Wwoah…
@johndough5102 жыл бұрын
SAT diving is insane
@ColoradoStreaming Жыл бұрын
Not to mention you are welding massive underwater industrial equipment.
@giosan091111 ай бұрын
Bro was living in sandy house from SpongeBob
@dylusional4194 жыл бұрын
7:16 you're welcome 😂😂😂 Joe's face had me deceased. 💀
@golden-sun4 жыл бұрын
The quick cutting camera angle too
@jenssorensen86424 жыл бұрын
"right in front of me..... these huge eye balls"**
@righteousman52314 жыл бұрын
I think that look is scarier than the eyeball itself haha
@TheSecondBeef4 жыл бұрын
That got me fucking crying laughing. Joe is at the edge of his seat at this moment
@321dkny4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up....high light reel face by joe
@bbuuttercupp3 жыл бұрын
Joe “oh only 60ft under the ocean?” Rogan
@Avogadros_number3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Harol under the ocean, not under the oceans surface. Big diff
@nuntana23 жыл бұрын
Joe ‘what’s more freaky, standing on the bottom of the ocean or doing DMT in space’ Rogan.
@sakurasfish21153 жыл бұрын
@@nuntana2 Doing DMT in space got to be the most dope thing i can imagine someone doing ever
@rogergauthier27693 жыл бұрын
I mean doing dmt in the ocean would be fucking wild too
@sakurasfish21153 жыл бұрын
@@rogergauthier2769 couple of puffs and you would think you are the goliath grouper shitting and some humans come bitting your butt
@taylorwest69862 жыл бұрын
Imagine looking at the top of a six story building from the street. That's how deep he was.
@curtishammer7484 жыл бұрын
7:16 Can we talk about that shot-reverse-shot editing going on? G: ... and I saw this huge eyeball, like ... J: 0_o G: ... about the size ... J: 0_o
@kstutz813 жыл бұрын
As to rewind to that scene. Spot on lol. Spot on.
@makumbazman97473 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment ever😂
@johnnystob40373 жыл бұрын
This guy knows his vocabulary
@Helixify3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo I loved that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@monsieurcondottiero26853 жыл бұрын
I had to pause so that I could laugh for a solid minute
@rangafromtonga69754 жыл бұрын
10:20 Joes impression of a grouper is fkn spectacular
@mousevision661 Жыл бұрын
This guy has experienced so much. Legend
@kaylyn310 ай бұрын
"I wonder if they eat humans" the noises that followed made me LAUGH
@ttrestle4 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly the greatest clip I’ve ever seen on Joe Rogan. I’m definitely telling the story to my wife when she wakes up! Oh my god that poop story was so hilarious.
@geometricart78514 жыл бұрын
Probably the most epic one I've heard.
@dallashulse44054 жыл бұрын
I think the one with the guy talking about his schizophrenic cousin was awesome
@jestes72 жыл бұрын
I haven’t had that good of a laugh for quite some time. Great stuff.
@Sohelanthropus2 жыл бұрын
You kinda sound like a simp bro... I'm worried about your relationship with your wife
@onesaltypringle162 Жыл бұрын
Guys… we’ve finally found the “Astronaut in the ocean eh”