Gary Gulman: Technology Has Made People Lazier | CONAN on TBS

[@rickrose5377]

Gulman is a master craftsman -- the monologue as a work of art. The writing, the phrasing, the calculated pause...As in all true art, the effort disappears, and we're left just with appreciation and a smile on our face.

[@fidgetjt1821]

He is the best.

[@yojugames9105]

the last statement "you will never b $15 short of your dream house. get busy living or get busy dying." is not a joke..its a god damn wisdom! this guy rules. seriously underrated.

[@holystnicoley]

Yoju Games aawWww

[@RobertPenner]

We're sorry Black Rod, the correct answer is: "It only adds up if you add it up."

[@firholfinance8623]

@@RobertPenner, it automatically adds up if you don't spend it 💰

[@dylan3753]

It's a quote from Shawshank redemption...

[@Omarrz]

@@dylan3753 That's God damn right

[@lucaschristenson561]

This dude is not as famous as he should be. My favorite comedian of all time. He’s one of those guys that doesn’t need a big punchline. He just sprinkles mini punchlines in every 5 seconds, so underrated.

[@fidgetjt1821]

I agree.

[@MerleBowers]

"This phone is a seldom used app on my phone." What about this guy is not funny! I can hear his routines over and over. His timing, delivery and point of view is so fresh. I haven't laughed this hard since first hearing Steven Wright on Carson 40 years ago.

[@MrWarrenTerra]

Haha!

[@onpsxmember]

+MrWarrenTerra - Nelson Muntz

[@peacefuljeffrey]

Merle Bowers Gulman is a brilliant comedian. He demonstrates true genius at his craft.

[@rosiemorrison6281]

Merle Bowers I liked your comment even though I don‘t even know Steven Wright lol

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@rosiemorrison6281 Have you looked up Steven Wright yet? I bet you knew him, just not his name--or no?

[@IamCceeLL]

It only adds up if you add it up! Genius!

[@severalpaperclips]

Ricky Gervais once shared a great perspective on criticism: "The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising."

[@usernumberonetrillion6156]

False. If you never do anything ever, I'm sure plenty of people would call you a loser and criticize you for not having a life.

[@severalpaperclips]

UserNumber OneTrillion Ok, I'll bite: To show Gervais' first sentence to be false, it's not sufficient to demonstrate one instance where "never doing anything" failed to prevent criticism. To show his first sentence to be false, you need to show that another strategy is more effective at avoiding criticism. And it could be that his first sentence isn't *literally* true. That's not the point. The point is that no matter what a person does, people will find a way to criticize it. Gervais was expressing the view that producing works that will inevitably be criticized by others is more fulfilling and a better use of one's time than doing nothing and/or criticizing the work of others. For that, I score him a 7 out of 10.

[@severalpaperclips]

UserNumber OneTrillion And if you were merely doing an ironic Dwight/Gareth impression, bravo.

[@usernumberonetrillion6156]

severalpaperclips I'm sorry. I didn't know I was talking to a university graduate. Your use of big words is hurting my brain. What are you doing in a Conan video anyway? Don't you have dissertation to write?

[@georgegraham9822]

UserNumber OneTrillion Darn, I was hoping you actually were doing a Dwight/Gareth impression. You're doing a pretty good Michael Scott impression actually. You know what, UserNumber OneTrillion? This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.

[@feverpa]

Gary Gulman is about 20 years too late to be as legendary as Seinfeld. The material is great, but it's his style of delivery. He doesn't tell jokes, he tells stories - and beyond that, the magic is in his conversations with himself. The bits are so well crafted. Every word and phrase isn't just funny, but it feels perfectly selected for maximum effect.

[@davebartholome2924]

Also seems like a nicer guy than Seinfeld. (Although I enjoyed some of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” after a while I kinda felt like I didn’t wanna spend any more time with this Seinfeld guy. Maybe he made too damn much money. . . .)

[@Yochillitsthatserious]

What is Seinfeld’s legend without the shows. Stand up alone where would he have ranked? Genuine curiosity

[@feverpa]

@@Yochillitsthatserious It's impossible to say what Seinfeld's legacy would be without the show. I know he was basically considered the best stand up comedian in the world. I'm not sure anyone elevates themselves to that status without doing more than just stand up in clubs. Think about the all-time greats. Really only George Carlin stayed in his lane 'mostly' throughout his career. He did SOME other stuff, but didn't rely on movies or a sitcom or anything to bolster his image. If you evaluate them JUST on stand-up then it becomes about longevity, delivery, timing, how prolific they were in terms of writing new material. Seinfeld wrote a TON, but also admits to using old material a lot throughout his career.

[@ryantownsend2730]

I think your wrong Mr. Rotten tomatoes critic

[@ryantownsend2730]

Seinfeld is just pissed he's not a jew

[@carlygabel7602]

"It only adds up if you add it up" my new philosophy. Great job Gary!!

[@arthura91]

Certainly doesn't spoil the punchline for anyone who opens the clip. 🤡

[@Xeroforte]

@@arthura91 cope 🤡

[@jaymohr2670]

Gary is the kindest person, a beautiful man. His work ethic, his writing is unmatched. His Conan set about abbreviating state names is BRAVE. Loooong bit with many digressions that get real silly but circle back to the premise. Comedy Draft: Gary Gulman, 1st round pick!

[@fidgetjt1821]

The state names piece is BRILLIANT.

[@zachmasterzach]

This guy is so fucking underrated...so thoughtful but comes off so naturally.

[@MerleBowers]

+zachmasterzach Underratted is an understatement. There are so many comics today who think they are funny, but aren't. Gary acts like he doesn't think he is funny, but always cracks me up.

[@tobylister4370]

+Memphis via Mars his special on Netflix is more polished. Some of the same content but the execution is absolutely on point

[@ahmadsmadi4388]

Memphis via Mars His material is great... but it's his delivery that really turns it into a superb set every time.

[@rigatoni_pasta]

Dude, Gary Gilman is one of the best out there. Wish I could see him live one day.

[@armandonavarra9713]

this guy is great, great delivery, clever and if your not sharp his jokes will fly right over your head. my new favorite comedian.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

you're. its you're. i wouldn't correct you, but you were talking about being sharp, so....

[@el__2handed]

He went from talking about saving money on engraving when he was on Conan in 2013 to buying Shawshank Redemption in iTunes in 2014. Things are looking up for Gary.

[@whiteb011]

I loved this stand-up, the phone app joke was hilarious!

[@Googlize1]

I feel like I'm watching a hilarious TED Talk

[@CarryWater23]

Vaudenoir that sums him up perfectly

[@factsoverfiction7826]

TED talks tried to elevate your mind & soul. GG's humor actually does.

[@bangthehankers1985]

This guy was great. I like his delivery as well, very organic and casual.

[@samthefsih]

the true winner of last comic standing

I must confess I´d never heard of this guy before, but I´ve been watching every video with his name on it on youtube the last few days. He´s great!

[@UsmanKhan-ov4fj]

Impeccable timing and delivery.

[@Mistakenbacon]

Funny relatable stuff. It's crazy how some people just NEED to be that guy and comment negatively. If you didn't like it, why spend the extra time commenting instead of watching something you do like.

[@scrambled78]

Those people need to get busy living

[@carolyntalbot947]

Still one of my faves. He's having such a good time, its infectious.

[@tayoneumann9533]

I love American stand-up comedy: Louis CK, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Maria Bamford, Kurt Metzger, Brian Regan, Joan Rivers, ... but to me, Gary Gulman has the most memorable bits: the discman, the karate kid, grape vs. grapefruit, the abbreviators, Bill Gates condescending to Trump, the lady who tries to get in front of him in line at the supermarket, the snooze button, ... timeless classics!

[@johnmarkconnolly6414]

One of the greatest observational wits since Will Rogers. A legend.

[@TonyGuinzo]

the phone is a seldom used app on my phone lmao fucking perfect!

[@KTSDammit]

This guy was terrific! I'm an instant fan!

[@amoliski]

"It only adds up if you add it up" Girl math nine years ahead of its time.

[@sheiladaly1507]

Get busy living, or get busy dying - LOVE IT!

[@Tetratronic]

This guy is good. Well written jokes.

[@Apotheosis_44]

Pretty funny. Good social commentary too.

[@aaroncoal28]

One of the funniest comics of late.

[@TheRanhughes]

Aaron Stigall He’s still alive.

[@ProNorden]

At 03:05 Gulman does a subtle MichaelCorleone/Godfather reference.

[@starcrafthenry]

"It only adds up, if you add it up." Lol. Time to go on a Conan stand-up binge.

[@Zabs_Mcgee]

excellent storyteller love his stuff

[@ktwelk9rie26]

hilarious! This guy is awesome! Great delivery!

[@darkshadowlord2]

This is guy is relaxing and funny at the same time 😅 And I was watching your video from my phone 😂

[@matt360360]

Seriously. He’s a genius. Freakin hysterical.

[@speakatron5634]

Love Garry so much.

[@mistamop]

You can say what you want but I liked this. A lot.

[@cryvsspy]

Oh can people say what they want? On the internet even?? Thanks for the permission!!!

[@mistamop]

cryvsspy your welcome

[@mohammedq5438]

Paul Keefe*You're

[@mistamop]

Mohamed algarni Damnit you got me!! I hate auto-correct sometimes. Usually it's me correcting others.

[@mohammedq5438]

It's ok bro.. I used to make a lot of mistakes .. I'm not a native English speaker.

[@Super.average]

Love this guy, his special on netflix is pretty good too.

[@mmkkkk2912]

Really enjoyed this. Original and funny!

[@andersonash9059]

He did this on my birthday n he’s legit one of my favorite comedians. I literally remember this day

[@davegenther6877]

His insights about the peculiarities of life are amazing. Yes, underrated…i could see him with a sitcom

[@ProNorden]

At 03:05 Gulman does a subtle MichaelCorleone/Godfather reference.

[@zachhaywood1564]

He could not be more right about buying movies on streaming that you already have on DVD because you're too lazy to get out of bed 😂😂

[@DT-fh9ft]

It only adds up if you add it up 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died

[@tehcrazysoccergirl]

great delivery :D loved it

[@geoffdearth7360]

I had never heard of him until hearing his stuff on Sirius XM. Very funny.

[@KillaGandhi]

"It only adds up if you add it up." I still use that quote once a week.

[@Riceball80IA]

9/10 comedians Conan has on knock it out of the park

[@bradlafferty6076]

This guy always has great material

[@Cambaudio]

I liked this guy quite a bit! I'm going to actually have to seek out more of his stand up.

[@jennifercamille16]

I so remember the Scholastic Book Club lol.

[@jeffwright1720]

This guy is great!!! I love me some Gary! Wicked Good!

[@runninginsept]

Lemme tell ya, it only adds up ... . . . . . if you add it up. LOL!!!! SUPERB timing!

[@bostonInk1]

He is so funny. He should have huge audiences.

[@casualobserver3145]

I love this guy!

[@bwdrums1]

Kid, guy, brother, dude....lol.....his Boston accent was perfect and I use those four addresses almost daily.

[@tjmctube]

Just today I texted a friend to "seek permission" to call her on the phone I texted to. Hahahahaha. As a side note, just happened to have a wonderful almost hour-long conversation as a result. Strange times.

[@steves9964]

Gulman is a national treasure. I've never met someone who's met someone who wears a bathing cap either.

[@rosssharma542]

I haven't been impressed with the comedians on Conan lately, but this one was really great. Good job.

[@BigSheldonTheory]

Mark Ruffalo and Johnny Galecki's lovechild. Obviously.

[@margaritam.9118]

They made a hot baby.

[@youtubeFellow421]

I'd say Richard Gere and Italian Football player Luca Toni.

[@Bobpopsiculs]

comparing gary to johnny is an insult to gary tbh

[@colinpetersen1173]

Chronologically difficult given Gulman and Galecki's ages

[@XMetalChefX]

Omg I cant unseen this...

[@sbornot2b]

And he doesn’t dumb down. About time.

[@posteador]

Why is this the first time I've heard of this guy?

[@ambigoush203]

This is my favorite. Favorite.

[@lucasreta5562]

Loved the NNF episode with him, he's a real good comic... That "Pay for it?" bit cracked me up. Don't understand why they'd cut those two seconds after the "flick it into the dvd player", in which he said something like "i'm not a magician", still, pretty solid five minutes.

[@TheNyakaat]

One of the funniest if these Conan videos.

[@kennethfagan9738]

Love his comedy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dirtydingo250]

This is his best set

[@DadCanDance]

Wow, this guy is seriously funny. First saw him in a movie 'Lucky Them' and thought he was supergreat.

[@SeraphsWitness]

He has every word and intonation crafted to perfection. You can tell how meticulous he is with his writing.

[@robertk2007]

Gulman is the best observational comic not named seinfelds.

[@gmh471]

He's better than Seinfeld ever was and I love Seinfeld.

[@Francois176]

"My offer is this. Nothing!"

[@midu914]

Gary Gulman!!! Heck Yeah!!!

[@NoirSkyz]

He's actually funny. Netflix it is!

[@Dermatillomaniac]

TRUTH! Great stuff as always!

[@sanjaycomedy]

Favorite :)

[@LurninToGame]

I don't enjoy many of these, but this guy is ace

[@foxylee]

Man, this guy is brilliant!

[@CalebMcFarland]

It’s also a description of a ton of KZbin people who will complain about the free clip not being longer, or literally the tiniest issues they’ll blow massively out of proportion. Like the intro music was slightly too loud, or the ad was ten seconds longer then usual. They act like it’s a personal affront to them.

[@araknidkid]

this guy is great!

[@DaBurningIce]

Haha hilarious guy, I'll definitely remember Gary Gulman :P

[@dryherbvoter]

Relevant even today.

[@Sulemanfa]

This guy is hilarious! Why am I just finding him now???

[@williamjameslehy1341]

That's actually a decent Boston accent impression. Most non-New Englanders can't seem to distinguish Boston and New York accents from one another.

[@WombieFerguson]

I believe Gary is from Boston

[@Beck-Stein]

I agree with him about small purchases that make us happy. The word miser comes from the word miserable. I do agree large purchases should be more conservative.

[@faboze]

Great performance.

[@robertk2007]

Amazing set

[@ianmalli9817]

Gary's cool. Recommend his 2 available specials on Netflix.

[@whitneyfitzgerald4212]

He's hilarious! I like him.

[@MrKrolme]

Man, that was fantastic, guy!

[@porkfriedrice1530]

jesus christ this guy is fantastic. I can't believe hes not more known. Glad Whitney Cummins and Theo Von mentioned him. Hope to see you at the cellar one day

[@BurnTheToaster]

I actually really enjoyed this guy.

[@nchia]

When he got to the phone part, I could picture him as Steve Jobs telling it.

[@eyenobasiola1099]

So relatable 😂😂😂

[@ibrahimgoma7779]

good one

[@M4rio21]

He was funny, Love the phone app joke. It should be downloaded rather than preloaded in today's world.

[@wnpp60706]

this guy is funny and deep at the same time

[@jacobmartin8896]

You can hear Conan losing it in the background of this clip

[@lloydavontuur3018]

This man is comedic beast! Damn, only came across him because of Kevin Hart's podcast. What a joy to get a fresh stand up comedian again. In my eyes anyway 👀

[@TexasBrown713]

Funny shit! The phone is a seldom used app on my phone, Lmao I'm done with the internet for today, good night

[@Skippz2282]

It only adds up if u add it 😂😂😂