Gary Gulman Would Not Last a Shift at Chipotle

[@cajintexas7751]

This guy should be even more famous than he is. His specials are some of the funniest stand-up I have ever seen.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

really heartfelt too!

[@covrtdesign5279]

If you haven't seen him live, you are missing out. Been watching him live since '98 and have tickets for March!!!

[@johngray6749]

He is hilarious!! Right down my comedic alley 😅

[@calibby85]

Totally agree!!!!

[@GhostDad2010]

Truly. I watch the state abbreviation documentary set like once a month.

[@thesoupin8or673]

Absolutely love Gary Gulman. "Abbreviating the states" is such a masterpiece I return to time and time again

[@Illumirage]

that one was "meh"

[@eddiej9733]

Absolutely the same. I cannot figure out why or how I can watch it literally once every 4-6mths and listen to it excited like the first time….every time.

[@dantesabatino5429]

That whole special, “Trader Joe’s” “phone evolution”, and “role play”, it’s like a greatest hits.

[@joshuab1707]

That and the $20 bill in an old coat bit are my favorites.

[@jplmedley]

Gary is like the standup equivalent of Paul Simon, he writes classics you can't hear too much.

[@ChadMichaelSimon]

He throws so much out there with every sentence that makes me smile or laugh, little nudges and nuances that he paints with whether the audience picks up on them consciously or not. The sum, then, is always this buildup of mirth that he coaxes out of us. It’s always a pleasure to buckle in and go on his rides.

[@Illumirage]

Mirth?

[@ChadMichaelSimon]

@@Illumirage mirth noun ˈmərth : gladness or gaiety as shown by or accompanied with laughter

[@Illumirage]

@@ChadMichaelSimon no, I know it works, but I just never hear anyone use that word.

[@rpruneau68]

Speak for yourself son, I tend to exude more of a seepage rather than acquire a build-up of mirth.

[@ChadMichaelSimon]

@@rpruneau68 The title of his next special? Seeping Mirth

[@Roy-G-Biv]

“The Great Depresh “was incredible. He is a sweet guy and soooo funny!

[@TheThirdDaySH]

Been dying to see it, but don't want HBO+ lol.

[@jdramirez77]

@@TheThirdDaySH I saw him live doing the great depresh... not to blaspheme... but that was better... it was so funny throughout and you didn't have the vid clips with his mother interrupting the jokes...

[@avedic]

I love this guy. His special The Great Depresh is super funny.....and very real and honest. In a weird way, he's like the comedian version of comfort food to me. He makes me laugh and feel better when I'm down. I think that's in part because I know he himself has dealt with SERIOUS depression. He gets it. He gets how hard life can be.

[@thegoddamnbatman1047]

Gary Gulman, good to see him still around. Super funny stuff.

[@catmonger86]

I DEMAND that next time Gary's segment take up the rest of the show after "A Closer Look".

[@NicoleAZ145]

He is such a sweetheart and easy on the eyes too. Not to mention brilliantly funny. Lucky wife.

[@YaoEspirito]

Have you seen her? HE'S lucky!

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@YaoEspirito She's definitely a fox

[@chrisstorms7511]

He's one of the most memorable comedians, if youve seen him perform you wont forget how funny he is.

[@boldtaa]

State abbreviation bit is one of my all time favs. That minx Dottie!

[@missoctober8859]

I always think of Dottie when I see Gary.

[@zoltanzukaly7231]

She is a hot ticket, isn't she?

[@AzamuggOG]

Cant believe he isnt at least writing comedy for tv/movies....the way he makes a scene and develops the characters for small bits is marketable....you dont have to wonder if he is as good a guy in real life as he exudes on stage

[@KyleLe]

He gave young stand up comedians advice and feedback on their joke writing on Twitter if I remember correctly.

[@nathanajosephs4599]

Excellent! Can't wait to see him live~!!!

[@purplecrayon7281]

Success couldn't have come to a nicer guy.

[@jennifercamille16]

I really like Gary Gulman. Always funny. And I appreciate him being so open about his anxiety and depression, as I struggle w it as well.💛💚💙

[@vandal280]

Loved the Chipotle bit. Excited he's doing stuff, I loved his CC special all those years ago

[@VianneyCreates]

Gary Gulman seems like such a great guy! I've been following his career for at least 20 years, and he's just the best! Also, I'm a "bowl girl," so, I appreciate the shout out! LOL!!

[@jdramirez77]

I could have used a double or 3x segment of Gary... Seth... give the people what they WANT!

[@suzypeter4476]

Absolutely my favorite comedian!! The best... looking forward to seeing Gary in Montreal.

[@nicolasaragon9801]

I've been refreshing videos from the Late night show for the last two hours till Gary's interview would appear. By far, the best story teller in comedy.

[@smilehappy7375]

that applies to me as well

[@TheThirdDaySH]

Loooooove Gulman.

[@edtyler6444]

I haven't seen the one he used to do about how great grapes were as a fruit, and and how horrible grapefruit is as a fruit ("had to borrow the name from grapes".) Classic. I cry tears of laughter every time I see his bits. Kudos to Gary for finally making it to Carnegie Hall. Should have been sooner.🤣

[@philjohnson1744]

Mr. Gulman has long been an inspiration of mine. I almost never watch interviews but I love this.

[@avedic]

I love this guy. His special The Great Depresh is super funny.....and very real and honest. In a weird way, he's like the comedian version of comfort food to me. He makes me laugh and feel better when I'm down. I think that's in part because I know he himself has dealt with SERIOUS depression. He gets it. He gets how hard life can be.

[@josephinefenoglio1490]

What an adorable human being! Just discovered him and cannot get enough of his brilliant mind!

[@spintowinstradic6067]

Gary Gulman never stops making me laugh. His “Grapefruit’ routine still makes me laugh out loud every time.

[@Liolia22]

Love Gary Gulman! He’s so charismatic and down-to-earth. Wish this was a two-part segment, even if it would mean hearing some of his older jokes/anecdotes. I saw him perform live in D.C. a few months before the shutdown began, he went nonstop for 90 gotdamn minutes! The man was like “I WILL give you your money’s worth, I don’t wanna hear *anyone* complaining after this.” My cheeks & jaw hurt so much from laughing afterwards. 🤍

[@jamesconnell7524]

Hilarious!

[@joshuaevans7184]

He’s back up in DC in January. Can’t wait!

[@sdennen]

Love Gary! I've enjoyed his comedy since Last Comic Standing. I quote "have you been reading my diary, Oreo?" And "in this economy?!" routinely!

[@staceywadsworth2079]

Me too! I still remember his line about being so tall and people asking "How tall is the mailman?" And his reply of "Thank you for accusing my mother of adultery."

[@maribelcaudillo258]

Mr. Meyers was really having a good time talking to Mr. Gulman! Now is Mr. Meyers turn to laugh! He is the one always making us laugh!

[@magicknight13]

My favorite comedian! He is so funny and witty it's practically literary.

[@scaram0uche]

The Malcolm jokes were *chef's kiss*

[@JillKnapp]

He is hilarious! Carnegie Hall is lucky to have him.

[@stuffbymagdalena]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE GARY GULMAN!! i feel like more people should know of him

[@spaceo8568]

Yay! A New special from Gary Gulman!!!! One of my all time favs!

[@debbieday52]

I love Gary. His show was supposed to be in my area a year or so ago and we had a huge snowstorm that I think canceled him there. So near and yet so far. Great success at Carnegie, Gary.

[@stephpicher]

"Brenda I found the corn!" :D I would be so sarcastic if I worked there.

[@fightclub6291]

He's also a very nice man. I saw him heading out to dinner before one of his shows. Asked for a photo and he was exactly how you'd imagine he'd be. Polite, courteous, and welcoming. Just a lovely guy. They say don't meet your heroes. I'd say....ehhhh just make sure your hero is Gary Gulman and you're fine.

[@JLIV461]

Two of my favorite people.

[@kerch-e]

You're the best Gary. So grateful for you and what you do.

[@strawbarry7834]

My favorite comedian with my favorite late night host. I could've watched this for hours.

[@mikeh6482]

Absolutely hilarious. One of the best comics out there!

[@Trenchant468]

lol at the father/hockey bit. Love this guy.

[@Stehako]

Love Gary, too short of an interview.

[@connororeilly7157]

It's so interesting to see the difference between Gulman's reception on talk shows vs. his stand up. The way he keeps his audience rolling in stitches during normal stand up is a far cry from how you can audibly hear the audience at talk shows not know what to make of him. The Malcolm Gladwell bit for example goes over the audience's heads, just a bit fast for them to pick up on because they don't know what the punchline is, so they don't know if that's where they're supposed to laugh. But during his normal routines, the audience has already been fed so much to laugh at that they're basically on a high throughout his whole routine. The difference between the state abbreviations on the album and on Conan are night and day honestly, and that's saying something profoundly because of how well received his tv routine was. What a gift Gary Gulman is. My favorite comedian hands down.

[@metalboxman99]

This guy is a phenomenal stand up comedian.

[@chloeleal8393]

Gary writes and performs in ways I literally think about every single day. The Great Depresh changed my life and makes me laugh every time I serve myself ice cream and see a fork in my utensil cabinet.

[@breezybumbles17]

I absolutely LOVE Gary Gulman!

[@hydetannen4819]

‘My favorite thing about Netflix..is how it brought Blockbuster to its knees’ Gary Gulman

[@christinanarendra6457]

The Malcolm bit is brilliant

[@darlymh]

“Brenda, I found the corn!” 🌽 😂😝

[@catherinerosa-baker2937]

I can listen to him all day

[@jamestownsassacre9211]

Forever rooting for Gary

[@ImaCatMaia]

Yes, this definitely should have been a two part segment! So glad that he's doing well - I've been a fan for many years

[@karenwillough180]

Love Gary Gulman!

[@bibberly]

I'm so excited to suggest my first correction. Gary said the comedy club in Tampa is Gut Busters, but it's actually called Side Splitters. (Although I must admit that was pretty close.)

[@GoodJuju.8D]

Yay Gary! I hope you're truly content and at peace with yourself. My best to you and your lovely gal! ❤️

[@jzmskzm]

always loved gary. one of my all time favs

[@Illumirage]

when he's not rambling on about fake white privilege and race grievances....

[@jzmskzm]

@@Illumirage derpy derp doppity derpity derp

[@gwenbernecker6094]

So very funny! Reminds me of Robin Williams in that he is so agile with turning something he just heard into comedy gold.

[@magicknight13]

Love the two of them together!

[@dpclerks09]

The Malcolm Gladwell tag deserved more. Gary is brilliant.

[@amandlathree]

This guy is great! Fantastic delivery. That’s everything. Throw something funny in the mix, and you’ve got pure genius. That’s Gary Gulman. 😂

[@shawneeluciani1385]

Hey! Saw you in Pittsburgh just before things closed down. So funny! Glad you’re back at it and doing well ❤️

[@robertocaesar]

That Jesus joke was freaking fantastic! The setup, the crescendo, the punchline!!

[@rwilliams215]

I didn't realize I did that at Chipotle. Thanks Gary. No more pointing." They know where the corn is" Lol.

[@chocolateheaven882]

Love this guy!

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

So funny! I love watching Gary clips!

[@blackbird5634]

late at night surfing channels I saw Gary's act a few years ago,,,funny funny funny!

[@cierrablue]

Such a funny guy! Always knocks it out of the park. Hey! I guess that's why he was born on third base!!!

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

Don't forget the people who dictate instead of type. I remember seeing Gary Gulman way back when I was in college in Boston. It wasn't his night. He was not famous but probably somewhat known in the comedy clubs there. He was probably sick of doing the same show over and over and there were drunk hecklers. I'm glad he's made it and is still going.

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

Also, being a "bowl person" is bad for the environment. Wrap people rule!

[@posthocprior]

That was funny. They should have had him do stand up.

[@PhillyFrank1]

He sorta did, just sitting down. The hockey/Jewish thing is from one of his old bits. I suspect the Chipotle schtick is, too.

[@thath09]

I saw him try out the Chipotle material for the first time (or close to it) in 2021 in Brooklyn. Crowd loved it lol

[@daisyblooms4813]

He is such a delight and so funny :-)

[@Tomapella]

"There's a Whole Foods at 120th and Malcolm Gladwell" I love this man

[@Mitsoxfan]

Top 10 of my all time fav comics

[@manillascissor]

Gary's a real stand-up guy

[@freda2758]

Always happy to see Gary.

[@Allagi22]

Gary Gulman is one of the greatest stand ups of his generation or any generation. If you don't know him I highly recommend his stuff. Just KZbin Gary Gulman, watch a half hour of his material, I bet you'll love his comedy.

[@KellyZemnickis]

Love Gary & looooove the Yuk Yuks shout-out!!!

[@seanwelch71]

Seth, Have you ever considered filming your program as the aftershow of some big concert, then you interview the guests outside the venue, with your set reassembled and guest chairs awaiting, maybe a jackal logo rug.

[@chandahopkins]

I'd love to hear Malcolm Gladwells take o being part of that joke 😆

[@theTRUTHgroup]

One of the funniest to ever do it!

[@alexcamp9320]

The Malcolm streets joke here is brilliant and should be taught in schools

[@randydeserranno5575]

He looks like a "big" version of Johnny Galecki... 😀

[@DeckerClips1]

“They have acquitted themselves quite poorly.” 😂

[@pedrosimas2642]

GG - Gary Gulman, Gentle Giant

[@factsoverfiction7826]

... and a Gregarious Gentleman.

[@jbtpa895]

Never saw him before, very funny!

[@hughmcaloon6506]

Professor Lewis... man's hilarious.

[@grahamimal8336]

Gary is hilarious

[@jackiegootee522]

Loved his take on being an aspiring Jewish hockey player - "more likely to walk on water than skate on it"

[@fernandacita]

Why do I have a crush on this man?

[@maremacd]

Funny, handsome, charming. Why wouldn’t you?

[@sheiladaly1507]

Love this guy! He is awesome - cannot wait to hear more of his comedy! :)

[@judymanning2538]

Well done ❤

[@get_blade7524]

worked at chipotle, on the line. ppl would literally reach over the glass and touch the ingredient they wanted, while naming it

[@bjolly7722]

Gary Gulman seems like such a great guy. I'm not generally into stand-up, but I'm gonna have to check out The Great Depresh.

[@robingarrett3171]

Same

[@austint19]

That hockey bit is absolute gold

[@blg8505]

Love you Gary!!!!

[@misledprops]

Super funny dude.

[@themachine8009]

He’s funny. Love his story growing up. Btw, I go to chipotle 5 days a week. I always order online. Easy. No line. And there’s never a delay.

[@ericminch]

Same with me, except I don't even have to order online, I just go to the sewage plant with a big scoop.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

Did it once, and they put steak in my VEGETARIAN burrito, that they knew better because they even wrote vegetarian on the wrapper. On top of that, they doubled the order. So I got TWO f’d up meat burritos. Then they make you call some 1-800 number for a refund, which takes an hour of talking to a middle-aged lonely woman, as she likes to chat about everything and anything like we are an old friend, and the refund doesn’t go through the first time around so you have to call again in a couple days’ time. Not to mention the fact that when I first called in, it was like 9:45pm, and I guess they leave work at 10pm, but the robot kept telling me to hold on while music played, so I was on hold for like 40 mins before I gave up. Worst ever experience ever for ordering online, and will never do it again.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 😳

[@joniheisenberg6691]

Seth should have cut Sarah Silverman’s segment short and given more time to Gary.

[@jesusm4773]

Even his interviews are like a stand up bit

[@emsee8073]

Bowl jackals!!

[@mantovani3]

I do that pointing. No more. Lmao

[@MsAdventure531]

“Brenda, I found the corn!”

[@blaq4427]

Seth doesn't get nearly enough credit for his interviews.