Gary Owen - Things black people do that bother him.

[@LocdRae]

He said you can’t celebrate into another sign 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756]

He killed me with that. My girl is a Taurus and would try to do that. And I'm a ♌ lol

[@ALGtheMC]

You’re right, he did say that

[@PetrolHead1]

ALG you beat me to it.

[@LocdRae]

I know I’m right ✌🏽 and Kevin it was hilarious!!!!

[@ALGtheMC]

Raven NoneOfYoBiz she said I know I’m right

[@LDLeDay]

"You can't celebrate into another sign!".. lol

[@jamilegoforth1862]

Lol me too

[@DionTheMusician]

We work too hard.

[@jahsire95]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@noneyafuxx114]

L.D. LeDay -? I

[@nicnothingnice]

Yes that's rude 😂

[@loveinspired7]

I can't lie. Gary got us on that one! 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@kyledavis1070]

Got who not me or my family.

[@kyledavis1070]

@Tim Flanders simple bro pull up NORTH PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND. Simple as that. If not I don't see why you would usher into an aggressive comment towards me. And no sir fuck you and ya inbred as mud fucks

[@adamc7191]

Kyle Davis 😂😂 you mad ?!?

[@kyledavis1070]

@@adamc7191 it's not about mad or not it's about over generalizing that this lady did on this post. I have a big family the davis's and gillards. Do you even have any idea of how many businesses we own up north and down south? I have family across all income levels. To say this is all black ppl or mainly all black women is ABSURD!!!

[@kyledavis1070]

And I don't believe I am mad seeing as i am not mad. I'm not even irritated. It's just a simple correction to the less fortunate and under educated

[@kthomas9424]

“What’s wrong” “My birthday July 8th” *Me watching this with my girlfriend whose birthday is July 8th😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rafquizzle]

Keshon Thomas my birthday is July 8 😭😭😭

[@pamela5719]

My son's birthday is July 8

[@brockmeade4450]

Well it’s almost summer so happy birth season to your girlfriend

[@dejuanodems7854]

My birthday is July 8th

[@booth4one611]

My bday is july 8th

[@Tigerfied67]

"LISTEN, BLACK PEOPLE...SERIOUSLY" HE CRACKS ME UP

[@MomTheEbayer101]

I love how he had pictures of his wife in the background......just in case one of my people wanted to pull the race card. LOL.....

[@fliparachi3647]

"your" people...

[@jay-zflashingmoney7131]

I dont support black women that dates outside of their race

[@artieanton3217]

@@jay-zflashingmoney7131 cool lmao so you dont support that but you prolly congratulate your homies for smashin the white girls dont you

[@seehearspeaknoevil5090]

I think He was funny racist. Cause he delivered it with no malicious intent 😉

[@DEADBEATDAD333]

Implying you can’t be racist while being with a POC

[@marshallsislandadventures798]

Gary, you are the bomb dude. You have crossed a gap that our society has needed to be crossed for some time. We need to celebrate, embrace, and laugh at our differences and not let them divide us. Thank you, sir, for what you do. Know for every naysayer black or white there are millions more who enjoy the daylights and even the darkness out of you. LOL I was raised with some very racial tendencies and ideas. When I got to basic trianing I had 3 black drill sergeants and they taught me so much. My now besfriend and as she likes to tell people her 5'10" white "brother is her identical twin" even though she is 4'10" tall. I could not imagine my life still filled with ignorance and missing so many friends I have today. So from the funniest looking twins in the world thank you again. I keep you and your family in my prayers and I hope you and so many others keep rocking this boat until all the people lean to love our differences.

[@wheretheresnochef1490]

Sweet comment

[@jhesky]

The black delegation requests Gary Owen's We will offer Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson

[@zaeedaagreat7737]

I actually wanna keep oj 😂 jus cause he had the one scene in roots

[@calledqualifiedjustified9054]

Approved

[@HellcatMad]

Omfg thats the best

[@KelzKelz]

Fuck you. Bill ain't going no where. Trade young thug.

[@MastaDon-GodSent]

Majority of these new age rap clowns can go

[@2cents996]

"Nobody wants crabs and nobody wants cancer." I dropped my whole phone. 🤦😂😂😂

[@erikkibler3466]

Guess you can’t drop part of it

[@rubywarner34]

🤣😂

[@kelleyrogers8178]

He forgot this one though ♋ 😂😂

[@jasoncunningham8061]

😂😂😂

[@bliss252]

I did this for my 40th! 😂 I travelled to the US for 5 weeks and as far as I was concerned it was pretty much my bday the whole time I was there 💃🏿😄

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

As a Cancer, I'm feeling really fuckin' attacked right now.

[@rhondasellner606]

I totally second that comment and feeling! Cancers are the most loving sign as their home is their castle! He needs some knowledge spread on him!!

[@jermainewest3533]

🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂♋ Cancer gang 7 11 😆 🤣 he stupid

[@jfrench_gutta906]

Nobody wants crabs & cancer 🤣🤣🤣 ok that was funny.

[@dvader4731]

No it was not

[@jahsire95]

@@dvader4731 Lmmfao.. The hell if it wasn't and im a Cancer 1 at that. 😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@arleedennis791]

I can appreciate a good zodiac joke

[@TheOnyxNightshade]

Dyin' and itchin'!!! 😂😂😂

[@GantzIsSloppy]

😂😂😂😂

[@cecilfuentes5435]

Gary Owens has came a long way.. Dude still cracks me up. Comic View days

[@CHEVYSORCROWNS]

The black delegates would like to trade Kanye West for Gary Owens!

[@ItsMe-yb8ug]

not anymore since we found out he was only doing it to help free innocent people from prison

[@calledqualifiedjustified9054]

Approved

[@rachaeleigh]

Plus he's bipolar

[@wintermonroe2894]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@francianawilliams494]

KREO CAPRICE 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@vikingqueenjada4143]

I'm a Cancer and I can't help but laugh!😂😂😂❤️💙💚♥️💛💜👑♋️

[@sickof36]

As funny as this dude is he also paid a mans 4 year tuition

[@skylerblue77]

If that's true, he's awesome

[@glennlynbowler]

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[@belsnickel9568]

I read the title and I was like, “HOLY CRAP HE IS SO FREAKING BRAVE!!!😂😂😂”

[@MsEssTee]

Belsnickel He's not that brave; his wife is Black. Black people know and approve his comedy 😁

[@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co]

He is a comic, not since random dude shouting shit on the corner. Context is everything

[@speakthetruth7679]

How is he brave? I’m curious

[@belsnickel9568]

@@speakthetruth7679 yeah this was two years ago when I was a dumbass, just ignore this comment lol

[@Headonwriter]

Nah he's just a black dude with white skin. Lol.

[@Ms-Jones]

“Getting it in at the Barrell” 💀😂

[@Rusty.Shackhouse]

I can hear him saying all the time, “It’s ok, my wife’s black” lol 😂

[@kindnessofwooedandwooer2494]

His kids are mixed aswell.

[@marcanthony_3432]

David hill No because if you actually look into his life and his views you would clearly see he would never think or say that. Stop making assumptions bud.

[@crappyaccount]

@Cat Hill what

[@marcanthony_3432]

Cat Hill LMAOOO HUH??😭🤚what was that at the end?

[@MrPAULONEAL]

I doubt a racist would go that far to hide that he's racist...

[@cbeavers83]

OMG! I totally celebrate my Birthday for an entire month. It's cause ppl wanna celebrate but schedules don't line up 🤩🤗

[@TheTaekwon3]

😂 😂 My wife going out for her birthday tomorrow her birthday was 7-31, and I'm a cancer 😂 😂

[@msdaryllgirl]

Tell her turn up!!! Happy Birthday!

[@Babyshoes777]

T Hunter I do this too! I’ll celebrate my birthday when I good and well feel like it 😂😎

[@JohnnyBLESSED]

T Hunter What it is, Johnny BLESSED here Plz SUBSCRIBE to my Channel and SHARE Plz don't forget to hit the NOTIFICATION Bell🔔 and keep it on for an EXTREMELY hard laugh u wont forget thanks.😭💀😭

[@tiffanyp7670]

I have two kids that are cancers. I'm over here like, "Fuck you, Gary!!!"😂😂🤣🤣

[@dimeluvbae1991]

@@tiffanyp7670 for reals

[@JRob594]

I don't even celebrate my birthday anymore it's just another day for me #Pisces

[@ralph8394]

Me too. It's egocentric to make a big deal out of ones own birthday.

[@BlackGirlLovesAnime6]

joseph robinson I'm an Aquarius I feel the same. I honestly get more joy out of celebrating other people's birthdays than my own lol

[@sunshineand]

@@ralph8394 self love 🙂

[@AfrikanAssassin]

Pisces rule.

[@Hoodmedianyc_]

I think all #pisces is like that.. I am too.. Lol

[@aprilfool1965]

This dude's a riot. Some comedians sound scripted, some are a natural. Gary's a true natural comedian.

[@LousivilleLady40214]

Lmao. My Aunt’s husband made her birthday the whole month lol. Her birthday was 9-30th & he always started September 1st every day including her birthday he got her a gift and surprised her with something. She loved that she had a birthday month❤️

[@datgidigirls6208]

Aquarius in the house.

[@astonishingaquarius]

All day everyday lol

[@mekaharris5023]

Hey hey now FEBRUARY 15

[@glocc9877]

💪💪

[@gigismith8696]

Y'all aloof weirdos 😄😄😄

[@carter5950]

@@gigismith8696 fuck you...you right though😂

[@jayrodriguez9134]

Hey Tommy, Who killed Ghost?

[@baddguy10]

Jay Rodriguez I was just thinking the same thing😁🤣

[@MMtasty407]

Spoiler alert😡

[@DreadlockRasta21]

1:07 How does that dude bounce like that while he laughs?

[@iceman4659]

Hahaha..."no body wants to be a Cancer" my birthday is July 8th!🤣

[@kenwilson4477]

I saw him live at the Funny Bone in Albany NY a few nights ago. He is friggin' HILARIOUS!!

[@bywaterbeatsproduction]

I been sleepin on this fool mann 🤣🤣🤣..my bad Gary bruh

[@yellowcake2478]

You got to go back to his BET days

[@countrygirlokla]

"fuck it im gettin 2 glasses of tea!" 😅😂 that is so my dad when he goes out to any kind of buffet restrnt. pancakes AND salad lmao

[@dxsxpac9032]

Adding I got it for 6 hours at the end makes the joke that much funnier 😂😂😂

[@jimmysanchez809]

I like this guy he can make very good funny jokes without offending people!

[@isaiahhouston1268]

The whole segment I was crying...Gary n Jeff fox worthy the best...!

[@JTD472]

Isaiah Houston thanks. This is perfect. Of course you like both those guys. Terrible.

[@joebroadbeef332]

Happy belated birthday to you homey, keep them jokes coming bro, you have a unique perspective and talent!

[@capsrule85]

Gary is a mess 😂 i been with him since comic view

[@JMWxx]

I’m a cancer! “You’re a crab and cancer. 2 things nobody wants... Crabs and cancer!” Haha 😂🤣

[@wandaelizabeth8039]

Imma get a salad and pancakes that don’t even go together 😭😭😭

[@NBWITNESSIAM2006]

I want the whole month Gary!!!! Happy birthday VIRGO!!!😆😆

[@TheHotMelindas]

I like how people in the comments are trying their hardest to ignore the fact that he had a good bit there.

[@strechsanchez]

Shout out to the Cancer's

[@allayahmariealaniz9816]

Yes

[@celieboo]

July 13th

[@rswinton83]

July 5th!

[@strechsanchez]

@@rswinton83 Im July 5th too

[@rswinton83]

@@strechsanchez Awesome!!

[@lobitopr]

I’m a Taurus like your wife Gary lol. Shout out to all the Tauruses! ♉️

[@BluisRaw02]

I always said that. Celebrate your birthday on the day. That's like rescheduling Christmas.

[@BluisRaw02]

@Letucces Satan I don't give a fuck

[@erickaantionette7381]

Damn it! 😂 I’m a Cancer 🦀

[@nashawnsdad8825]

Me 2 lol

[@Shanatakesthecity]

Me 2 LMAO

[@richardwest8190]

Me 2

[@eka-eteololade710]

Y'all crabby people... 👍

[@YouCanChangeYourWorldToday]

Cancer’s are beautiful, I’m a Pisces. We are a perfect match

[@rosalindgibbs2980]

I know every blk person out hear ❣ Gary O...Jan.1st 2021.

[@MissExclusive4]

Yasss to your wife being a Taurus😂😂 Yasss me too. Lmao and i celebrate all month. My fiance is a. Cancer😍. Lmao

[@Cedricjrlitnow]

The thing is we celebrate a lil early doing small things then on the day of our birthday we save the best for last

[@tomooms1167]

"You can't celebrate into another sign!!!" HY-larious!

[@n_dur4n_420]

It do be like that, my sister used to get a Birthday week. Like tf, the most I got was one of them out the box cakes from market basket

[@PumpkinPieDoll]

"Just dying and itching" lmaooo noooooo🤣🤣🤣

[@ise3429]

😂💀💀💀 He's actually funny I want to see more of him

[@coraey]

*Taurus Gangg ♉*

[@ginsayn]

♉♉♉

[@amtownsyou]

we in this bitch

[@TheBigtonkss]

TAURUS NATION. STAND UP!

[@AmlasArchives]

Aesthetic Jones ayyyyeeee

[@businesslady7840]

Taurus right here

[@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete]

Gary is FREAKING HIL-AR-IOUS! "It's one DAAAY!"😅 I AGREE! Live your BEST life... on your ONE day!!!❤🤗😬😂

[@minnettewalker2623]

Yep! Even at work I'd leave my birthday decorations on my desk up all month long!

[@DeeL3]

Literally one of my co-workers just did this. Her birthday was in the middle of March and at the time of this comment, it's the middle of April and she said she was going out with her homegirls cause they weren't able to celebrate with her looooool!!

[@Princesslove98]

Ima get a sweet tea and unsweet lmfaooo that part had me dead 😅

[@abundance4324]

I saw the title of this and I was like wtf Imma give a piece of mind to this guy and then I saw the pic of his wife in the back ground and I’m like what’s up homie 👍🏽

[@sidviscous5959]

why does it seem like when they're in line at the convenience store it's always like they're taking out a mortgage or something?

[@jib11]

“What’s wrong..? my birthday July 8th” lmaoooooo

[@allistermedel]

OMG Gary-O!! Your birthday on July 26th?!! Me too!! 🥳👏🏽 I think I’ve only met one other person that shares our birthday ☺️🙌 Happy Belated Birthday brother!! 😉👍🏽

[@stephaniehuurman2149]

This was so funny !! My daughter’s birthday is July 26 and mine is July 8 😂

[@Prettyrissa]

😂 and my daughter just so happen to be the cancer 7/19..

[@crazy-beautifulgg5978]

My ex was a cancer 😂😂💀 I celebrate my birthday the day of, the weekend before and the weekend after 😂😂🤗

[@calledqualifiedjustified9054]

And when we get together! I celebrated my 40th the whole day on year !!!

[@crazy-beautifulgg5978]

@@calledqualifiedjustified9054 lol yasss!

[@celieboo]

My son's birthday is Aug 8th (Leo). We celebrate that day with him(hubby and myself). Then he has a classroom party once school starts. Finally, we have a big party at the end of the month, when most venues are available. So. . . .yeah. . . .we celebrate the whole month. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@laween7234]

My birthday is August 8th too, I have nothing else to add just wanted to say that

[@seancollins6612]

@@Tommy-zh5wl August 7th

[@jameswhite4635]

he's been rockin' that blaccent for decades

[@teemaro5703]

My birthday is a holiday. I don't do any work and I get to do whatever I want. 🤣🤣🤣 The whole month is lit, though

[@taquaeanderson2683]

Lol.. Gary never disappoints so funny 😂😂😂

[@xanderdean02able]

Hey cause I have a black wife.

[@lordskittles14]

He wants to he black so bad

[@phuckEuo]

Dude don't take that lightly he sacrificed allot to make that joke. It's like the second act of the prestige in this bitch.

[@Dixter5150]

Nicks Kicks oh I bet you're just massive downstairs I bet chicks can't even handle your shit lmao actually my dong is 12 inches bro no for real I'm huge no really

[@emastermet609]

@@Dixter5150 Rrriiight.

[@Dixter5150]

emaster met obviously I'm joking at the fact that dude was talking about his cock .

[@michaelhamm5321]

You guys didn't get enough views of black folks laughing hard at him!...the power of angles n placing!!

[@joshuabess4408]

Its crazy I seen this video on my birthday September 19.. Virgo 👏👏

[@vuvuvu6291]

"Saturday night.. 2019. It'll be crazy!" Little did he know..

[@siennataylor4606]

MY BIRTHDAY'S JULY 8TH😂😂

[@deep1infinity8]

Lol we do that cuzco Black folks will forget your birthday, not have any money or time for your actual birthday. So this way they have plenty of time. I celebrate my birthday from May 18th until Sept. 1st. ...totally beneficial! 🤣😂😎🐞

[@dowster23]

Ah ha... Great explanation! Makes sense to me now, maybe I should try it too, lol!

[@winstonsmith11]

I guess your time us up then. My time now. For real though, it's my birthday. Right now. Today. And I'm white. This is all I got.

[@Demsky83]

Happy Birthday

[@kyndracrump]

Hello fellow Taurus. Lol I make sure that people remember my birthday, by texting them the day before, but for whatever reason, some black people will still forget!

[@deep1infinity8]

@@winstonsmith11 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[@KrazyyKyy]

Don’t do me like that 🤣🤣😩♋️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Shebasandfleacornelius3rd]

Good shit man!!! Nice to see humor for what it is again lol

[@oceaniasmith2205]

Your so right about the birthday celebrating

[@MidwestComet]

"my birthday July 8th" 😂

[@g.udn6219]

Same

[@foreverdeadinside19]

Gary you're the funniest dude EVER!

[@Charlenedoesstuff]

Nope...my bday is in Nov and I celebrate to the end of the year!!!! Lololol

[@cidneyoliver4706]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@daa4309]

I really like the the Cancer and Crabs joke.😂😂😂

[@brothadee5057]

Gary I just seen you Downtown Cincinnati walking into the hotel a few weeks ago. I circled the block to try and get an autograph but you was gone... Lol

[@LahTahShuh]

You know what Gary Owen? I DO WHAT I WANT!!! 😁♌❤ #Day28 #BirthdayMonth #YoureNotTheBossOfMe

[@linkaswain1449]

🤣

[@dvader4731]

@@yocland8841 relax you're the only one in here taking things serious...wt?

[@LahTahShuh]

@@yocland8841 you're a sad, sad lil man- and you have my pity!

[@my11badkids78]

I cant help noticing how black people shorten all sorts of words, slang them up a bit. That's all well and good but for some some reason they make McDonalds a longer word. They call it Mack Donalds.🤷‍♂️ not Mick Donald's. Mack Donalds

[@daylamore3300]

I say Mack Donalds💀💀💀💀

[@rogerrock868]

Mcducks

[@wileecoyote5749]

Going to Gon

[@WillBlindYouWithLight]

Wait. In my 20'S I celebrated the whole damn month . I am WHITE.

[@MsOctober30]

"U got two things nobody wants: crabs and cancer" I fuckin dieddd😂😂😂

[@stephenkarmichael4709]

thats the best beginning of a comedy!!

[@utd927]

Tommy from power got out the game😂

[@siennameenah4947]

Hey, I'm Cancerian. 😅

[@TheMistyRayn]

Not gonna lie... my birthday when I was younger was celebrated for a month. I’m poor, I don’t go on vacations 😂 all my friends did though! So my family would celebrate, more family would visit, celebrated with them,and then once my friends came back from vacation we celebrated lol

[@jonDoe-ml3jq]

Can we be friends?

[@ralph8394]

Thanks for not lying

[@jeffsmith5843]

@Nightmare Nightmare ..lmao, that's F'd up man.......even tho I laughed I don't agree girl you look just fine...I just laugh at inappropriate things

[@tonyb1984]

Fucked me all up when he said my birthday July 8th!! Damn that's my birthday

[@angeldiaz5849]

Me too! 😂

[@jferg616]

I love it I'm a Taurus too 😍💟🙂❤️❤️ Gary too crazy

[@mzkelleebabee1145]

Yes my fellow LEO 7/27 My Ninja lol 🤜🏾🤛🏾✊🏾

[@jwanksta12]

Happy belated bday 🎂 may God bless you with many more that will be fulfilling and prosperous

[@mzkelleebabee1145]

@@jwanksta12 thank you very much 😘✊🏾

[@jwanksta12]

@@mzkelleebabee1145 you're utterly welcome ♥️😇😇😇

[@christopherholden66]

I celebrated my birthday 7 times in the span of two months.

[@jonhendrickson9701]

christopherholden66 great story. No one cares

[@calledqualifiedjustified9054]

Turn down for what

[@user-xy2ku8tq6o]

Birthday mate! Jul 26 🎂 Edit: I’m convinced my traits are more Cancer than Leo. Too close to the cut off.

[@mongrelgtv]

prolly have other planets in Cancer

[@idumpedthequarterbak]

My birthday the same day. July 26 and I felt the same way so I did my full Natal chart and found out I was a scorpio moon and rising with a cancer mercury (mercury is how you communicate). I was pissed when I found out how much water was in my chart.

[@cheetahgirlfan32]

I’m July 22 Cancer on the cusp of Leo lol

[@rockinchicks100]

Birthday twin! I always felt more of a cancer too

[@amy-leighi3102]

26 July too! Fully Leo tho lol

[@Tamlyn720]

That Cancer joke was funny as hell. I'm a Cancer, crabs and cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*YOU GETTIN TWO TEAS 🤣💀😂*

[@firesign4297]

ARIES!!!!🔥🔥🔥 gang ☺ in da...House! ❤💋

[@kennethmanning1821]

shot out to all Capricorns.

[@wendyroberts9433]

Gary, COME 2 CANADA 🇨🇦 we NEED YOUR COMEDY 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@phiillzzz807]

Indeed eh!

[@garnettehenderson5761]

Love Gary Owens

[@wendyroberts9433]

Filipe Moniz love it “eh” lol

[@wendyroberts9433]

Garnette Henderson yes he’s awesome

[@nl75creole]

I said that about my birthday this year...my shit was on a Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣!!! I’m like just wait until 2020 it’s on a Friday and we going all weekend long.

[@gr8teagazr122]

I'm Puerto Rican, and I celebrate a Birthday Week! That's right!