Gears 5 - Funny Moments

[@xXFoxyGrandmaXx]

we all knew once Lizzie said, "Uncle Clay" we were all like, yep, keeping the tradition alive err dead?

[@noahchmielewski1347]

By the time I heard that there was gonna be Carmen in gears three I paused the game and said “no I don’t want to kill a family”. Thankfully grub killer lived rip his daughter though

[@chronic5480]

The American Rifle That wasn’t his daughter. That was his niece.

[@nxt_even_chino7057]

Damn.

[@rudymagana2956]

So did Anthony Carbmine have a child or did Gary Carbmine have one, And Benjamin was only 18 so he didn't have one, obviously they needed a wife for the proscess

[@rodrey330g9]

How about both?

[@MrPwner911]

"Pretty sure what's actually being measured here is gonna leave me at a distinct disadvantage. Then again maybe not." Kait is a literal savage.

[@undeadgaming1324]

I didnt really understand that one😅

[@mr.newman2318]

Undead gaming She was talking about what was being measured was the size of their penis would leave her at a distinct disadvantage. Then she said “Then again, maybe not”, meaning that she called Fahz a pussy.

[@ElPirato]

Kait is a former Outsider, so she is authorized to be a savage

[@starknight4357]

@@undeadgaming1324 p

[@Darksaviour]

Undead gaming she is saying their having a Dick measuring contest, and that she could probably beat them

[@jhemini-r6v]

I miss Jack.. nobody will ever rip a door like him

[@KaitosAMV]

Agreed

[@hereticcreep3795]

Lmao!!

[@LGTKI]

💀 jack rip dat door

[@DeltaBearGaming]

And they tried to replace him with dave D: die A: after V: verified E: entrance

[@IllusivePrime]

I like as well when something terrible happens, you can see the sadness in his eyes. Especialy when Marcus asks Kait what happened to Del later in the game.

[@ninjakiwiify]

Final Boss: ''I am Inevitable.'' Jack: I am Jack. 16:10

[@AfroHayot]

Bruh Jack was a true GOAT throughout the entire game

[@russianman2997]

Rip jack

[@hunt3r829]

@@russianman2997 no one gonna rip door like jack.......

[@Unbearablevoice1]

Baird needs to remake jack 2.0 :(

[@BossStar1995]

@@AfroHayot *series

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The humor in Gears is pretty underrated actually

[@mylesdaperson]

True...

[@Panda-lh3in]

The humor in 5 and 4 are pretty shifty ngl, the only funny thing is when marcus said stfu to fahz

[@mylesdaperson]

@@Panda-lh3in what

[@Panda-lh3in]

@@mylesdaperson autocorrect fucked me lol

[@darkshat3077]

Everything that’s Marcus, cole, Fahz, Baird, sometimes del, is funny. JD and Especially kait have horrible humor

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Swarm @$$holes have been wiped clean" - JD Fenix

[@thevengefulone57]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache you’re fucking everywhere.

[@amitjqe]

That’s the best line I’ve heard in gears

[@adrianvalentine8042]

Why the hell are you everywhere

[@PhoenixT70]

"I'm aware of how that sounded!"

[@mrholol3494]

Lowkey nearly cried when I thought Cole died, like the hole situation played out the same as doms death, and marcuses reaction to when he thinks he lost him. Damn that hit hard

[@deyevid7381]

Same

[@ShadowNova300]

I was sad for a sec but then I thought to myself "For him being a main character that was way too fast." So I didn't think he was gone but you never know.

[@TheBoyBK585]

Honestly I actually was upset but still thought that it was fitting because it would hit really hard with the addition of JD or Del dying.

[@Slumptyminded]

Ikr

[@mrholol3494]

@Mystic Stylez shut up

[@Flour-4]

I love the onyx guard scene. It takes me back to the time an onyx guard bumped into Marcus in gears of war 3. Seeing Marcus get his "revenge" is mildly comedic

[@NicoMambino]

I got so scared when I thought Cole Train died. He’s easily the best character in the franchise.

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Wooooo

[@doomguy8215]

I knew he didn't die, the controls are in the torso not the waist of the mech + plus they couldn't kill such a key character in the franchise

[@mitchelljackiewiecz8513]

when he "died" I cried a little still not believing it then when I saw him back I cried a lot more than when I thought he died guess why

[@allanahhasty7250]

He's not my favorite In my opinion

[@bootlegpapi]

I thought he died because of the ink on the camera it looked like blood in the moment

[@josephyoungs8046]

13:30 -13:42 Jinn: You could help us end this. Kait: Lady, wtf you think I've been doing.............. Marcus: FOR FUCKS SAKE Lmao 😂

[@ShadowNova300]

3:42 I laughed so hard on my first playthrough.

[@devillkun]

Umm its not that even that funny?

[@NoName-gp8il]

Angel Ortiz Cause it was so retarded and abrupt, I couldn’t stop laughing XD

[@Dtrane10K]

@@devillkun humor is subjective, you could find something funny that I find not funny at all

[@Dres2000]

Armydude300 / ShadowNova300 Lmao, I didn’t expect a boss fight introduction like this. XD

[@MrPwner911]

Kait: Let's just stay quiet Music: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@TheGhostTrooper1]

I honestly feel bad for that Onyx guard, he was only doing his duty by following orders. It's probably not like he gave much of a damm about Jinn outside of his work and probably would've agreed to what most people were saying about Jinn with maybe some expections.

[@edwardwilkins1]

I got a question for gears 5 when you have to save J.D or Del why can we just kill the queen like why SHE IS AN ENEMY WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL ENEMYS NOT J.D OR DEL

[@shroudthewolf1105]

@@edwardwilkins1 Maybe kait didnt want to kill her mother...again. Idk guess they just wanted to have a sequel bait. I still save JD. Marcus has lost too many. He doesnt need to lose his son.

[@MK384]

I am that Onyx guard in real life. Just doing my job and most young people hate me for it. lol

[@jordanrocksdj]

14:34, the Cole Train just got upgraded, baby! Whooo!!! Not a quote, just an awesome description of Cole’s clip.

[@LGTKI]

Top ten black video games character we'd raid the company if they die

[@iwillpunchyouruglyass]

Kelsey Hughes Nows the fun part *BITCH*

[@MikePhotoGuy666]

Yeah man. As a white looking hairy assed status card carrying Canadian Native dude, (it's complicated LOL) my top 10 would be. 1. COLE TRAIN Gears Of War Series 2. BIG SMOKE GTA San Andreas 3. FRANKLIN CLINTON GTA V 4. CLEMENTINE Telltale's Walking Dead Games 5. LEE EVERETT Telltale's Walking Dead 6. BARRETT WALLACE Final Fantasy VII 7. ZACH HAMMOND from Dead Space 8. TYRAEL from Diablo III 9.SAZH KAZROY Final Fantasy XIII 10. MARCUS HOLLOWAY Watch Dogs II.

[@tonystainer]

Can we all agree that jack was the real hero in this game

[@chef4613]

He'll be ripping doors in robot heaven

[@jjbastoneocean1703]

*Press F to pay ultra respect*

[@caseymoser3402]

jack is the real mvp

[@hunt3r829]

No one gonna rip doors like Jack. T_T

[@lambo2655]

Lizzie blows up Snatcher and most likely the truck that she smashed into it, that's badass :)

[@sleepyfenix656]

Lizzie is the most badass Carmine that didn't make it to the end of the game. That intro alone just beats every other Carmine.

[@marranin007]

@@sleepyfenix656 nah man the fact that clay has the only bullet proof helmet makes him the baconass of this universe. Oh i mean badass.

[@marranin007]

@@bobman4853 yes

[@SmileyBoi21]

Poor Onyx Guard got bullied

[@ethanburch422]

It's what they deserve if you remember gears 3

[@Guppy-sv3ow]

Captain Doggo what happpened then

[@ethanburch422]

@@Guppy-sv3ow when Prescott boarded the ship and briefly talked with delta, the onyx guards bumped shoulders with delta

[@strikerecho2592]

Master Chief They also did jack shit in Gears of War: Judgement

[@chiefcombo3900]

Jack even got himself a peace.

[@rubenlopez3364]

Idk why but something about the currupted DR1 shooting up the theater was unsettling like just imagine one second things are good then a leech swarm flies in and makes the robot start blasting you

[@Phoenix-214]

"Mad World" is one of the series themes for a reason. It intentionally draws this weird line between the horrors of Sera and the player with darkly humorous references to them throughout the series.

[@Ipriimus]

6:04 Del: huh.......IT'LL BE FINE

[@legoalliance456]

While he shoots and goes through the ice. Lmao 😂

[@L96OZZ]

And then it wasn’t lmao

[@donatturi2339]

Famous last words

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Man, you cut out the best part of Fahz replying, "Oh stop falling in love with me, it's embarrassing!"

[@samuelspry6955]

0:15 Never. NEVER. Tell Marcus... MOTHERFUCKIN' Fenix... What to do.

[@Iamnonody]

Ah Cole Train. Always knows how to steal the show.

[@thevengefulone57]

Highlander YOU HEAR THAT SHIT!?

[@electroeel148]

Fahz is the kind of guy who peaked at high school.

[@s.sshepherd9340]

3:19 “Grub Killer, Swarm Killer whatever” NO! You’re THE Grub Killer! You’re the badass that kills grubs not swarm.

[@dustindubbo2892]

Carmine Star 17 I don’t know why but his armor seems a hell of a lot more blue than his old armor, it’s not dark like bairds is.

[@s.sshepherd9340]

COBRA DARKNISS yeah it does, also he has gotten a lot more tan compared to the third game

[@TheXboxGamer4643]

I like it tho. Seems like hes a bit tired idk like an old man clay

[@ghost1841]

@@dustindubbo2892 Tad bit late on the reply, but I do believe the youtuber that posted this had some sort of filter on, cause I don't recall his armor being that blue in the game.

[@caseymoser3402]

i hate that they changed the name:/ “swarm” is technically still locust/grubs, just more smart and powerful

[@MikePhotoGuy666]

16:11 All Around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces....bright and early for their morning races, going nowhere, going nowhere. Should have had that music play man. Ah well.

[@Slumptyminded]

True

[@BryteHowlite]

Died just like dom 😔

[@deadsec4216]

C.c. sit's down L.c. UNCLE CARMINE C.c. "now I have to get up now" Edit: that's a lot of likes

[@paulpaniccia6626]

im still glad they didn't kill him off at all

[@Nosleep5937]

Paul Paniccia sucks cause I wanted to see what Lizzie had to offer to bad she was killed off pretty quickly plus she seemed like a good character for JD’s team

[@paulpaniccia6626]

@@Nosleep5937 yeah same

[@emeraldmaster5388]

Gameplaying Sadly carmines are just made to die. At least they go down fighting that’s all anyone can ask for.

[@Nosleep5937]

Jalen Damerval yeah because none of them had the same skill like Clayton or Lizzie so they were headed into a battle unprepared

[@touremuhammad5983]

0:55 Kait just roasted Fahz!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinphilbrick5784]

5:46 *upset swam noises*

[@Cardboard_circle]

lol

[@janmiljenovic7846]

Oooogrhhh why -som scaly dud

[@shadowgoethe]

Never noticed until now but Lizzie Carmine's armor sports the old COG emblem with the skull in the gear. Why? Now I gotta know!!!

[@rubenlopez3364]

Her helmet is also the only one with a flap at the back like in Gears 3 and Clay Carmines helmet

[@Wtfgladiator]

Maybe to pay homage to her dead uncles?

[@dtice123]

Most of the gears you see did they probably reused and updated the model from 2 or 3

[@dontknowdontknow9769]

maybe the emblem could represents the soldier grade? old emblem simple soldier new emblem officials?

[@marranin007]

All other old characters have a old cog skull logo, maybe that means veteran, and lizzie maybe has it because she is a carmine.

[@mreman0746]

Jack: "Becomes a hero" Me: NOOOO JACK! End of video: "GTA Wasted sound"

[@delulu4Ryu]

Kim will always have the code.

[@SheevStalin309]

"Who the hell are they?" "Friends. They'll be joining us" "Yeah, I don't like them."

[@AntillesGaming]

13:24 Poor Onyx Guard was just following orders XD

[@Official_Golden]

“Yeahhh okay I get it” *Jack smacks into him too* 💀

[@paulelegy4148]

JD: Okay! Swarm assholes have been wiped clean. I'm aware of how that sounded.

[@reigningslashh]

fun fact: the woman who voices lizzie also voiced female raider from for honor

[@angrygrubkiller5713]

Fuck that’s awesome

[@sxssyjxck1638]

*stunning tap flashbacks*

[@chronic5480]

Lord Of Theories Flashbacks. How would you know when you couldn’t see after he hit you with one?

[@RoookCastle]

Damon Baird the swolest man to ever wear a lab coat

[@Smoke16666]

"Pretty sure whats actually being measured here is going to leave me at a distinct disadvantage" is THE BEST line in the whole f@cking game 😂

[@WaIItuh]

8:36 Dang yo, she got a grenade in her hand. JD messes up and they all die 🫡

[@Jof11083]

14:32 once I accidentally killed the swarmack (I think that’s what it’s called) and I was stuck there because cole had nothing to kill (yes I shot its crystal body for like half an hour) and it died

[@infernothelastelemental514]

How did you have enough time to do that?

[@SheevStalin309]

Once, there was a lag in my game the swarmak got on top of the minotaur while it was still moving (and stayed there), so it ended up behind the turrets, but no shots could hit me and I also couldn't hit him with bullets lmao

[@seanh7532]

Lol, thought I was the only one, legit had no idea what was going on when I killed it, was sitting there for like 10 mins

[@jimbo5147]

The onyx guard at 13:11 was like "Yo wtf happened with my camera angle"

[@sancheezzzy2712]

Kait Diaz is simply my favorite gears character. Such a badass with great humor.

[@tarkusm5149]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHTXdqJ5rdOFo7c this is a gears 5 funny montage

[@muhnnkey9187]

Same, Kait is a great character

[@chronic5480]

Sancheezy I despise her character in my opinion.

[@Mr.Bottles]

Del: "Wait, I take it back, I'm loving this stor-" Kait: "HIGH GROUND!" Obi-Wan: "I like this one!"

[@Dylangal03]

I laughed so hard when i heard the first one in game😂😂

[@sga5399]

3:45 I thought the mask was gonna come out of nowhere and bring its 9999 guns out

[@Devils_Lair_Comics]

This game made me feel for a robot That's some damn good writing

[@ArtyKibbles2190]

He never said a word but he did beep them.

[@cosmicneko7225]

Can we appreciate how well cole took what he thought would be his death?

[@drifter4training]

wheres the part paduk couldn't launch the missile due to inability to use the computer ?

[@DevastatorTherealone]

5:46 Swarm drone: NOOOOOO Swarm drone not happy

[@TheDevilHydraProdsXXII]

I would never want to beat a kid to death! 4:04 ...except him.

[@kevinlewis7250]

Wasn’t a big fan of Fahz in the early game really grew to like him in the latter stages hope his story gets some more development.

[@mrspeeder247]

0:21 OWNED

[@SykanaOB]

Emula_777 thank you for giving me a timestamp to my favorite part of the video

[@Jalyn05]

0:37 “Or’right Fuck off”

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

Gears 5 made JD, Del and Kait actual characters, and I love it. Their dynamic worked so well and showed they cared for each other.

[@Slumptyminded]

Anybody remember when jack sacrificed himself as a targeting beacon for the lightmass bomb in judgment

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

That was troy jack was back at base the bot you grabbed is troy

[@MARTINREN1231]

Fahz sound like a regular sarcastic brit lol

[@Dres2000]

Vasgar looks interesting in a weird apocalyptic way. Seems like something off of mad max.

[@chiefcombo3900]

"Well for that we're gonna need a tttest fire"

[@gs3492]

Yeah cole almost dying is hilarious

[@brianshooter_6723]

8:06 ~ Thank You Berserker?

[@jrzarate713]

He really put jack’s death as funny 😭😂

[@chasesmith5216]

0:10 Marcus: "it's fahz right" Fahz: "yes sir" Marcus: "shut the f**k up fahz" Fahz: "yep sir" Me: same old marcus i love him so much.

[@SheevStalin309]

I also liked that part, asking Fahz his name just to tell him to shut the f*ck up lmao

[@matthew108]

I like Marcus

[@mr.chibiterasu2956]

Who needs Onyx Guard when Delta team is still around. Just goes to show status is just that, status.

[@genericnamehere4182]

The good quote from a good captain "shut the fuck up"

[@Ostnizdasht206]

Fahz is such a CoD bro.

[@bertrandlyn7430]

I only cried because of Jack. God damn it, That clever little guy.

[@benjamin6523]

I love Marcus how he talks and same in gears of war 4

[@g1starscream01.]

Someone plz tell me what happened to Clayton Carmine. We were fighting with him at the boss fight but didnt see him in the cutscene there is no way the grub killer died

[@Hecate3952]

They aren't gonna bring Clay back just to kill him.

[@Hecate3952]

@The Red Devil I think Oscar was used for Kait's development to leave and go to find out what's happening. Killing Clayton will not bring any development for any character. Besides, if they DID kill him, I think everyone would riot and TC would lose so much business. If they've not already.

[@goodnightskipper6176]

Really simple video but you made it very well :) that’s a sub for me captain

[@gang6009]

Baird lost his hair and they told the british guy to sound extra british i wouldnt play this game if i was forced to

[@rosdos100]

When you first see the krakens face, shits going down and loud around you, hearing Fahz making an observation of “is that it’s fucking face?” Was too funny somehow

[@felipefajardo8923]

they shouldn't have made us kill neither del or jd, a funny duo

[@creatureman5636]

1:20 how you think you'll do in a fight in middle school

[@AntillesGaming]

oh Lizzie, you took after your Uncle and we loved you for it

[@subzeroh2622]

Jinn when it comes to destruction from war don’t assume because you have been just lucky for being prime minister and doing nothing but politics and Quarreling is a waste of time

[@Firefox13A]

Game was fucking excellent. Need to play it through again harder.

[@mr.moistman1524]

I wish lizzy Could have been fleshed out more and been a permanent charactar

[@emnegrido75]

this game has got some really good lines

[@domain6491]

All ,,shit stick’’ stuff was hilarious! xD

[@therevolution8951]

When they set Coles "Death" up I knew he was alive because. You don't stop the Cole Train.

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

If you had a brain or any sense you will realise they are gonna kill of cole baird and marcus gears 4 matcus bairly survives has us crying gears 5 nearly kills cole train and even marcus fought he was dead yet they kill of a robot that they think players won't mind at all that back fired if they kill cole and marcus and baired or clayton ile cry non stop even turn the TV and xbox off ho down the pub and get drunk

[@joshuabeattie2374]

It's fahz right

[@bacsizsolt9287]

Fahz:Yes,sir.

[@joshuabeattie2374]

@@bacsizsolt9287 shut the fuck up fahz

[@alexbasha0508]

Joshua Beattie Yep, sir..

[@LGTKI]

@@joshuabeattie2374 💀💀💀💀 we should do the dialogue of the who game in this comment thread

[@joshuabeattie2374]

@@LGTKI okay

[@iamjc988]

7:58 god i had to watch this cutscene so many times playing on insane

[@edtheangler4930]

I like everything about this expect kait and del who are on screen 90% of the time

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

Thats fuckin cool that Carmine was the one that train the boys. Badass.

[@Casey-zk8op]

Can’t believe you missed JD screaming “Swarm assholes”

[@felipefajardo8923]

fahz defendig kait is a the form to show how the character evolve in the game

[@Rome0313]

14:30 I'M A HUGE FAN OF THE COLE TRAIN AND THIS IS EPIC!!!!

[@soap8572]

Paduk has always been one of my favourite Video Game characters

[@tyroneybaloney]

that warden cutscene gave me ptsd me and my friend kept on dying to it

[@GamingGrandpa]

really great video, good to see with all the violence and horror, there is a bit of humour, great upload.

[@BloodKitten_]

when i see del, that is when it stop being funny, marcus suffred enough, so saving his son is the only real option, and it open him for more character development in the next game.

[@TheHistoryReserve]

I love how the first clip was Marcus telling Fahz to "shut the fuck up" because we all know thats why we clicked on the video.

[@EvanSolomonBerger]

No one gets to wreck my trucks... only I get to wreck my trucks!

[@MostafaAmr-u4w]

Del was the best thing about this game tbh

[@manuelcandelaria8200]

The song that plays when Jack dies reminds me of Gears 2 game over music

[@wygnany2069]

You cut moment when Fahz sayed Kait fell in love with him XD

[@Battlecry45]

the first and last act of this game was perfect gears of war! What happened to the middle though?!

[@Nosleep5937]

Battlecry45 yeah they half assed it with ridddled skiff segments and it’s annoying it’s not even fun to ride on the skiff it was better riding in the tank and reaver in gears 2

[@darkshat3077]

None of this game was perfect

[@Eric_Nguyen.]

I love the phosphorus scene: It'll be *FINE* That poor Onyx Guard: Okay, *I GET IT!* 14:32 Guess who's crashing the train here

[@xavierpeterson7139]

Let’s all appreciate how everyone has been hitting the gym in gears 5

[@thecommiehunter1149]

You know I'm surprised that Clayton carmine survived but yet he is the strongest out of the lot

[@lNeml]

1:37 always gets me lmao

[@Dontmindme2mch]

The fact that every carmine always dies at some point