A Very Jewy Christmas

[@nivek8968]

I threw a penny at a Jewish kid in my music class, his nerves of Jew steel were not about to let him down, he darted at the penny midair in an instant and caught it, then he kept it, opened his jacket flap, and added it to his collection, trying to hurt Jews with money is like putting out a fire with gasoline

[@margotlabori8633]

xd story m8

[@nivek8968]

Margot Labori ikr

[@nivek8968]

Margot Labori memed

[@joeyhebert3725]

LeafyIsHere i love this

[@nivek8968]

Joey Hebert xd

[@Meatguy101]

*Holds up photo of black kid on magazine* Sam: "Sure is fun to be fatherless"

[@morningglory7595]

lol

[@CodenameHaswelly]

shit man u saw the vid too?

[@Meatguy101]

Yea how about that?

[@Nestor1312]

Damn. These old videos are rough. How General Sam made it to nearly 1.5M subs without getting canceled is nothing short of amazing.

[@mcnuttington7122]

Lovely

[@tubbymanification]

The moment you scrunched your double chin to give that new necklace a big 'ol smooch, I let out a wheeze so hard my left arm went numb for a second and my chest felt like it was imploding from the lack of oxygen. Keep it up, ya First-Class Fagola.

[@zachzwerneman5061]

You aren't supposed to inhale the cigar smoke

[@midgetman4206]

@@SludgeManCometh That is nothing on how bad inhaling smoke is. But with both, it's a personal preference. Some breathe in the smoke and many more light it with lighters (fueled and electric). At least it's with a Zippo as those have class (yes, I'm biased towards them but how can you not be?).

[@lordyhgm9266]

4:20 = Hardcore ASMR

[@GeneralSam]

blaze it, praise it, and braise it with vegemite

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Blaze it, Praise it and Glaze it

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Praise the sun

[@adolfgaming1761]

Christopher Weaver \[T]/ (*) /\ P R R R A A I I S E!!

[@GreySutherland]

Sam, that's not even enough vegemite. i have at least triple that amount if not more.

[@chairdolfsitler8673]

How do Jews celebrate Christmas? By installing a parking meter on the roof.

[@justacouch6133]

R/namechecksout

[@zoisiite]

I mailed that card out on August 1st so yes it's been that fucking long Sam

[@LoganTheSmartGuy]

Ashley are you the real Ashley?

[@zoisiite]

Yes I am the real Ashley

[@LoganTheSmartGuy]

Ashley hit me up

[@putang3541]

Jonathan Tejada Sounds like a lot of work

[@morgan5630]

6 years later, will you marry me?

[@airsoftarmy77]

Sam, you're a knife guy?! Can you do a video on some of your favorite blades?

[@GeneralSam]

I buy mora knives because you can get em with high carbon blades but they're cheap so i don't feel bad when i thrash them.

[@GeneralSam]

also I like the look of the single bevel

[@airsoftarmy77]

+General Sam typical Jew. Buys the cheapest goods. Obv kidding love the content. are moras the only blades you own?

[@GeneralSam]

I have some other old folding pocket knives but nothing fancy.

[@airsoftarmy77]

+General Sam looks like I will supply you with an upgrade your next mail video. Any blade size or mechanism restrictions for your state?

[@JohnDoe-or3cl]

I'm supposed to be celebrating Christmas but this one player keeps kicking my ass

[@noodle2015]

John Doe TheMerryMan27?

[@JohnDoe-or3cl]

ManThose FurryBallsPloppedMenacinglyOnTheTable yeah the merryman27

[@chaseochaseochaseo8083]

John Doe whos themerryman27

[@JohnDoe-or3cl]

Pu Tang some say that he gouges out the eyes of those that call it a comment and not a meme

[@noodle2015]

John Doe We can settle this ok! Let's just agree that Thelegend27 was not a girl. Girls aren't good at games.

[@WibiYT]

Dident know you had hidden talents like singing , you're a amazing singer dad

[@karara5532]

Pleese tlel me those isis a joke, and that you aceally have a hiden talent of spelling ard gramaer

[@WibiYT]

MY GRAMAER VERRY BAD YAS

[@WibiYT]

STALKER STOP STALKING ME DOOM

[@ArchangelXI]

ehhhh Wibi how ya been?

[@satandarkdestroyer1832]

Gay.

[@Yes-jr3sb]

but i thought jews didnt celebrate christmas

[@spokthefennexfox3345]

Is he really Jewish though?

[@DufulPlays]

thelegend 27 yeah, lmao

[@UnofficiallyPro]

hes a new wave jew

[@turtie112]

yea its hannigga

[@turtie112]

Xaliva no hes just of jew descent

[@THElegoBUILDER5825]

"How the fuck am I supposed to do this things like an inch long" Sam if your wife can do it so can you.

[@codeedgaming107]

I remember watching these when they came out, our boy has grown so much😭😭

[@sage2500]

I know right. but hes even more edgy here lol , “go kill some towel heads”??

[@duds8158]

"How the fuck am i supposed to do this, the thing's like an inch long" Story of my life

[@juanelsalvador8649]

Is it just me or did that picture of "sam" look an awful lot like the zodiac killer

[@I8THEmagictoaster]

this just made my day

[@hansyolo8277]

Vegemite tastes like death itself. Seeing the Switchblade and the Vegemite Toast gave me an idea: A Switchblade butter knife. For all your badass breakfast needs.

[@lordkumquat6810]

You can see the cigar mad him chill which is why they are good.

[@jonahmay6252]

I popped a chub when I saw that notification. Papa Bless your soul, Sam.

[@davinsimmons6599]

im going to send you a stick of butter.

[@colehayes6894]

I hope you and Abby have a wonderful christmas, Sam!

[@blainerexrode9369]

300,000 subs is approaching Sam. I'm excited for consistent vids my dude

[@ov3rcl0cked]

Shouldn't you be celebrating Hanukkah?

[@xavierh.5102]

na hanukkah fucking sucks its 8 times the effort

[@madscientistshusta]

Travis sturzl most jews don't even celebrate huanika because it's not a high holiday, it's a small insignificant holiday that Christians think jews care about. the Jewish equivalent to Christmas would more or less be passover or easter for u guys.

[@ov3rcl0cked]

What you guys don't care that jesus died for you?!? No but seriously, its just a joke.

[@Yunprek]

Well you see, sam being the jew he is, he chose Christmas cause he gets more shit

[@sebcruz9197]

And wow, I've seriously been watching your videos since before i could drive, before i graduated, and before i moved out on my own.

[@inoblivion3259]

"it sure is fun to be fatherless" General Sam 2016.... i died when he said that lol

[@mr.rubright4580]

This is what I call a Christmas Miracle everybody. Merry Christmas Sam.

[@cesarzamudio4376]

hopefully more vids in the future since its gonna be your full time job

[@lelandanagaljr6631]

Love to gather the family around on Christmas Day to watch classic films and videos

[@b009z]

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan and broom

[@lieutenantdundee3916]

Hes talking about theyre ashes you fuckin scrub.

[@ReinertZerker]

DopClanFoo - Overwatch It implies that Jews were incinerated, which they Weren't. God, you take up after your mother, gobbling up everything.

[@lieutenantdundee3916]

I would laugh, but your not funny. I would agree, but youre not right. And you would be a stain on your moms back but I forgot to pull out.

[@lieutenantdundee3916]

That would mean i'd have one brain cell, still more than you...

[@ReinertZerker]

DopClanFoo - Overwatch Highly doubt it.

[@Darkassasin289]

Yo Sam, what was that knife sharpener contraption? that looked swank as heck, I need one.

[@GeneralSam]

it's the Lansky system. it's cheap and works great for putting an edge on new knives

[@LordLambertius]

SAM ITS ME LETHO

[@fatherireland5737]

It's fucking funny that I've been subbed to you since the 122 days and don't want to send anything.

[@LesothoRantChannel]

"Sure is fun to be fatherless" I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@LetsPlayKradnium]

I'm supposed to be celebrating Christmas but this one guy keeps stealing my shekels...

[@imgoingberserk5918]

I've been asking for Steve... Your Portal 2 video was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@coletilford2645]

5:37 This is what Abby says to him every night.

[@Death900600]

I remember bringing those toxic waste candies into my middle school years ago then a week later there being a posted notice they were banned because they contained lead..... haha

[@evotic832]

5:43 Australian Bong!!!! Lol

[@ashen2077]

Is it the hat might be one of my most favorite videos that you have ever made. It's a classic.

[@ashen2077]

also, I guess I'm one of the few who misses Steve lol I thought you guys were hilarious. what happened between you guys?

[@slipperygypsy1366]

sam looks more like abby every day

[@HalfOrcMage]

people talking bout being here for six months I've been subbed for a year and a half I remember the channel dying and I stuck in there and stayed subbed

[@jessethomasthetrain1512]

does he know that you puff cigars instead of inhaling them

[@GeneralSam]

yeah my dude it still burns the back of my throat tho, I'm also kinda sick so that probably doesn't help./

[@mentalrainbow4181]

General Sam my dude

[@rabbithalt1425]

i gotta say there is nothing that can cheer someone mor up than whatchin some general sam while eating frootloops and nachos in milk in the middle of the night...

[@TheMagicalTouch]

I know this probably wont get seen but i remember a while ago during your room/office tour thing video you showed that you had what one might call a "gat" in your drawer for "home protection" (I mean, we all know you hunt the anti-semites with it), so why not have a one off shooting video where you go yo a range or to a friends place who has a big enough property to shoot the thing. Would be good target practice for you and you will get some view and maybe even subs out of it.

[@skylrgator]

I was just thinking it was about time for a new vid. Thanks for the mind read.

[@Friduwulf]

Lol woman within

[@alexcore135]

Sir, i really enjoy watching your videos. I like you and your videos because you are a person i can relate to in some ways. Furthermore are you are well spoken, what i appreciate, since i am well spoken myself. The fact that we share the same humour, makes it even better. I subscribed not too long ago but i will be around to watch your content. Please excuse any misspelling or other mistakes, english is not my first language. German is. Ps: keep up the good work, my dude Sincerely, a german fan. 👌

[@alexcore135]

Raptor ?

[@exeltrollz4316]

"How am i going to do this? Thing's like an inch long..." now you know how your wife feels

[@junipersfolly1851]

the old dark souls LP and is it the hat are by far my all time favorite videos

[@wingwangtingtang]

callin it now iddubz x sam

[@MrSyco07]

Vegemite: MORE BUTTER to start with. Tim Tam Slam: with hot coffee (flat white) being quick so you don't lose it. That sucks.

[@user-hq2li3vj2b]

I can't breathe... just chew off there nose...😂😂😂😂

[@frijoleswithbeanss]

William The Canadian ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny. Ha. That's true comedy right there..... 😐

[@user-hq2li3vj2b]

Jonathan Tejada it's what he Said not me😒 salty ass

[@frijoleswithbeanss]

William The Canadian nah man its actually funny ha. Ha. Ha.

[@pandagod9678]

Jonathan Tejada Leave if you don't like it, sarcastic fuck. Nobody likes a guy on a high horse.

[@user-hq2li3vj2b]

Name Name aye 👈😂...

[@wjeden859]

You were on like 15k subs for years and now you're all popular, the hot air balloon repairman days are numbered man

[@telepathictortoise3021]

was I really the small percent that actually wanted steve back?

[@telepathictortoise3021]

it was great

[@porrima456]

I feel like he was a great person for his group to shit on

[@danf.3726]

TelepathicTortoise, What happened to him? I'm not really a hardcore fan, obviously.

[@ptwcontroversialcarfayx1770]

I'm so nostalgic of the old dark souls stuff. I've been watching since 6th grade, 4 years ago.

[@ChinBiter47]

How does it feel to be graduated?

[@yomamaisaniceperson2707]

@@ChinBiter47 homie is a young man now

[@reedglenn1960]

Damb Sam needs to meet idubbbz and max

[@conorf4131]

Do more videos like your history lesson on the jew who invented chemical warfare. I want to be able to laugh at real life as well. Also I'm glad you want to do more mail videos, I sat down one day and watched them all. Keep it up big league jew

[@luxas113]

Always strange hearing filthy Frank's real music. The song was thom by Joji

[@LoganTheSmartGuy]

Lukas Schoenhofer which one?

[@GeneralSam]

none of them jojis music sucks ass Edit: one of shiro's songs that's used sampled one of joji's songs. I'm still sticking to my guns that joji's vocals are wack.

[@LoganTheSmartGuy]

General Sam rice balls is godly

[@Toothydeere]

+General Sam fuk u

[@LoganTheSmartGuy]

Tanner Humeniuk for why

[@GreenGhostLive]

Watching in 2020, but I watched it when it originally was posted. Sweet sweet nostalgia.

[@jeremiahkelly9082]

my father's a drunk and a wife beater...Help?

[@oOoKaylaGirloOo]

Sammy will never go stale, he's honest and genuine and my favorite youtuber! Rock on General Sam! \m/

[@ShoovShoovMan]

i'm a jew and i was born 1 day before Xmas and all my jew friends make fun of me !!!

[@tr0lzor638]

The Kreuzer is actually a German/Austrian coin. The one you got was minted in 1851 in Austria.

[@cesarzamudio4376]

what about hannaka

[@cesarzamudio4376]

make sure to correct me

[@tommeakin1732]

That fucking profile picture ^^

[@madscientistshusta]

it's not a high holiday most jews don't celebrate it

[@luxas113]

"Baby it's cold out, take off that bra" Sam the most charismatic man to live.

[@patrickreider9552]

makes sense bc jesus was king of juws

[@sampaulik8976]

Sam, you come up with some real funny one timers. Good shit bud, I laughed real good there for a minute

[@Kenfuy]

Man I hope you didn't inhale the smoke cause that would be death on a fatty cigar

[@Kenfuy]

You can inhale a little but the majority of the smoke should stay in your mouth

[@LoganTheSmartGuy]

Kenfuy I never understood this, why?

[@putang3541]

Tarheel Logan Flava flaaaaavv

[@Kenfuy]

Tarheel Logan cigars burn very hot compared to cigarettes and Speaking from a “traditional” standpoint, inhaling is not recommended nor necessary for enjoying premium cigars because nicotine is still absorbed through the mouth. Inhaling will lead to an upset stomach more than a nicotine rush

[@dominickhowe1402]

Sam saying he wants Steve to fall in the toilet scared the shit out of me when I was sitting on the crapper

[@vilious]

Switchblades are illegal lol

[@GeneralSam]

apparently they are ok in florida

[@AJeff]

Tim Tams, May contain Human Flesh. Check it. PS Marmite on toast is lush. xD

[@sigil7801]

General Sam Oh Florida

[@christophershields2433]

It should be illegal for you to have children... Or give legal advise... Since you're wrong

[@jackdawson971]

get the fuck outta here u fuckin fed

[@op665]

Making that sandwich land down under started playing in my head

[@dylanmedrano3882]

Hey Sam have you ever smoked weed?

[@noodle2015]

Dylan Medrano I have

[@dylanmedrano3882]

+ManThose FurryBallsPloppedMenacinglyOnTheTable yup isn't it great just goes to show how much Jesus loves us

[@poppinsocks2441]

i'm glad you spurted "som'n fierce", it made me happy

[@noahworsham4325]

When is Shekelstein coming you jew

[@MultiLelde]

Sam that pokemon card is litterally from my childhood. That shit is old.

[@birthkatana3676]

When you chomped on the Tim Tam it sounded like the damn ticket collector @ Chuckie Cheeses

[@joshuastyles8430]

he actually got info on how to eat it right, what a legend

[@pieking2331]

Dark souls "is it the hat" is by far the best video on your channel.

[@CounterclutchHD]

"Is it the hat?" Is now top in recommended for me hahaha thanks for the upload dude, I'm looking forward to the full time KZbin. Good luck my dude and merry Xmas

[@08Darkra80]

I was told that my presents are gonna be gooders this year so im crossing my little fingers and praying to your jew god

[@yeetman6955]

Literally eats that toast like a fucking rat holy shit I'm laughing

[@edwinrosario1174]

You are great at what you do. Keep up the good work sam and thanks for all the times you have made me laugh.

[@theholeofglory]

A tim tam slam is ment to be done with a hot drink like coffee or hot choclate because as u use it like a straw it melts the timtam then u eat it

[@cotabom]

I can see the crippling depression in your eyes when you eat the Warhead candies.

[@MRCOLOURfilld]

I completely lost it at "Kangaroo Fuckers"

[@delvideki2918]

We love you Sam! Happy Hanukkah or whatever! :)

[@technorift8823]

You got me convinced to get fallout 4 and rust, so thanks for those, they are pretty fun

[@SlowGrandNational]

I totally subbed a hot min ago because this guy doesn't suck that bad

[@danielnalley2856]

You should upload some more shekelstein because i've watched the last episode 4 times now and i can't wait any longer

[@Reber327]

That yellow pencil is me at school

[@AntiSecure]

Fuck I missed these. Super. Fucking. Dank.

[@TheCrustyCupcake]

I was eating Tim Tams when I started this video... coincidence.

[@SirVesper]

My favourite channel on KZbin ! :D

[@TheTaylorhorton]

Nice School of the Wolf Witcher Medallion!

[@thischapternolongerexists1936]

Holds a solved cube. "This'll never get solved"

[@Konigsmask]

Is it the hat is my favorite, you guys ripped into him like no tomorrow, gg Sam, gg

[@jonathanlivingstonseagull3062]

I'm surprised the Australian package wasn't just full of spiders, honestly.

[@TehStefan]

Everything's upside down in Australia, the staple joke went over Sam's head.

[@thugTaters]

I really want to get into photography, I do it already but I can't really improve with what I have now.

[@natehixson4754]

Sammy, you really gotta continue that "The Forest" series you had with those other two dude-guys.