The Worst AI in a Video Game

[@MakoTheFrog]

heres how u play far cry 5, first you play like a normal person and save money for the best weapons until u realise they are usless and the shovel is the best weapon in game, then u buy the perk that lets you carry 9 shovels and go round and YEET them at ur enemies. ur welcum

[@scavanger1000]

I've been doing that since I started, shovels are amazing, I've saved my life so many times by just throwing a shovel when I'm about to die

[@MakoTheFrog]

my record YEET is currently 112 meters, i've had difficulty using a sniper at that range... this game is fucking ridiculous

[@eclipticfunk]

Literally how my play through with a friend went Literally yelled "Y E E T" at my screen a few times while spearing cultists through the chest with the optimism shovel. Good times.

[@dandy3082]

I dunno, I use the smiley shovel and it seems pretty bad. But don't you think the devs made it like that because it's funny? I don't think it's a bug, it's a feature.

[@theblackbaron4119]

Tactical long range shovels :p do they come with a scope attached. Or do you just no-scope the cultists with them?

[@addisonwoods9367]

That's not bad ai, that's just montana

[@bongwaterbaptist]

:D

[@Schmosbyy]

underrated comment

[@historynerd2373]

as someone from montana. yeah.

[@montanawalker8819]

What about me?

[@DisDatK9]

It’s like Grand Theft Auto, it’s literally just LA, no parody necessary.

[@GeneralSam]

changed thumbnail because the last one was lazy bones af

[@dandy3082]

It's still pretty lazy though. Looks like every other click bait video game thumbnail.

[@deadcupcake34yepthatsthena70]

General Sam what's it like to get pinned.

[@papastankui6566]

This is proof that ubisoft has no idea what it's doing in the face of game development.

[@babyboomer6272]

Hey Sammy do a Podcast with Troy Baker & Nolan North They have a KZbin channel called Retro Replay They mostly play old games but you'll like their channel.

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

Sam, All of your fuckin thumbnails are lazy as fuck

[@jeck1]

Yo I got good news I got a part time job at Chick-fil-A in the summer

[@GeneralSam]

what a god

[@deadhamster5557]

Sam can you be my daddy

[@arbiter-]

daddy is proud

[@deadhamster5557]

Indeed

[@slip8293]

All those chicken sandwiches and Dr Peppers would never fill the void and quench the shame that working at Chic Fil A will bring you. You'll hate it so much you'll never go there again after you quit by taking a dump in the fryer.

[@josh_bartholomew_2530]

You should go on criticals podcast Also do another thing with soot house

[@rhythmtreble7311]

that'd be sick, and some awesome exposure for him

[@DaKing117123]

I kept thinking the same thing

[@bryanmartinez4714]

good idea

[@anoygualexander2898]

Go on it

[@Mythic2827]

Awesome idea

[@neb519]

Be honest, would you even want the AI to work properly? This is far funnier

[@nofaithofficial]

I can’t decide if this is animal cruelty or just straight man slaughter

[@greenishpiss3588]

Man's laughter

[@iDAN_GER]

Punching the shit out of random NPC's mid-conversation is probably the funniest thing in this game :D

[@SnoppleWopple]

I did that a bunch while my friend was talking to him. Glitched the game and made the npc an enemy. Every time he died he had to be revived by an end enemy

[@kelpygsus132]

No merch plug? Is this the real General Sam?

[@GeneralSam]

i've failed you

[@hyperball01]

General Sam *my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@paladinplatinum5396]

You mean the best A.I.

[@bryanmartinez4714]

Paladin Platinum hotline miami

[@lcameron4802]

Paladin Platinum no just no

[@Stankonious]

This came from Far Cry 2. God Ubisoft is shit.

[@ImaTooliscool]

As soon as I saw the title, I just thought, ‘it’s gotta be Far Cry, right?’. I was not disappointed

[@REALHOM]

is the fish ai good?

[@Al_YYC]

no no it's not

[@Agora2021]

3:37 the jihadi lion

[@DeadSpacedOut]

dude, the car flip killed me.

[@patrickwinham]

The AI in Farcry 5 is something else. I hate when random NPC's steal my helicopter.

[@AustinAOkay]

Worst AI has now gone to Cyberpunk 2077 but not in a funny way. In a way that makes no sense.

[@tirpitz177]

When I got the "You are Hunted quest, i was in the Widowmaker going full speed when it comes to a dead stop, I got it the second time, while I was in a plane, high above the mpuntains when it comes to a dead stop, that's when I heard the arrom hit me, I swear the arrow pierced the bottom of the plane and hit my character in the butt

[@F4GRAPHICS]

*$ U I C I D E B E A R $*

[@Al_YYC]

My favorite artist

[@sonofriggnarok9320]

2:07 had me on the floor.

[@urmum1959]

Views are really suffering

[@GeneralSam]

this was just posted before dinner what the fuck you talking about

[@urmum1959]

Don't talk to your mother like that.

[@GeneralSam]

fuck

[@eightplusone7512]

but thats my mom you fuck

[@CubularCreeper]

Ur Mum he stopped playing Rust. Thats why.

[@seabisquit]

WE HAVE AUTISTIC MK ULTRA AI SO THAT WE CAN PLAY OUR BROKEN GAMES IN 4K ULTRA HD AT 25 FPS. THIS IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING REEVALUATE YOUR PRIORITIES.

[@plsdontgetblicked974]

1:32 damnn she's cold, couldn't Even give the man a ride back lol

[@cristianj577]

2:38 When you're trying to get that insurance money

[@BigBoyDuckie]

Brian is my favourite general sam cinematic universe©️ character

[@joemamma1844]

3:56 gets in accident proceeds takes frustration out on bear with bat

[@BERSRRK]

Sniffin' lines and breakin' spines.

[@samuelfusaro7913]

I like to imagine Abby as the aggressive woman wielding a bat, and the oncoming divorce papers as the bear.

[@greenishpiss3588]

I mean, in another game, there is also an Abby with a baseball bat

[@spaghettienjoyer9685]

the smooth editing combined with the improvised commentary and the lo-fi beats provides a sense of entertainment which stands out from other channels, this channel is going to grow huge

[@SnoppleWopple]

The channel grew huge

[@camerononeill9580]

@@SnoppleWopple the channel grew huger

[@etqy1231]

4 years later..

[@DeathRisiing]

9:12 That happened to me with Jacob one time lmfao. I was mid-flight and got shot with an arrow from his men.

[@xholy_sm0k3s17]

This is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a KZbin video. Amazing job

[@youfeardabear762]

Oblivion: are you challenging me?

[@jxztiin]

The next far cry needs to be on Russia

[@spoiledmilk2587]

Tontino Gaming found the commie

[@theterribleanimator1793]

theweirdestgingeryouknow i detect a little communism.

[@charlesdemers1197]

Tontino Gaming No, In Canada nigga

[@Goldenretriever-k8m]

love this game, love the beautiful open world and the setting, hope they come out with something like this in the future, but with better AI!

[@garrettreven5144]

I had one where the cult forces an NPC to shotgun themself. Killed all cult, goe to "liberate" the NPC, and she splatters herself as soon as I get to her

[@Galimeer5]

*Punches bear *Bear kills someone else

[@bluedude5615]

PETA:We will save these animals! Animals:nah I’m good fam *Explodes into tiny pieces*

[@connorwilliams5055]

It took me over a year to realize Bryan was dressed as white castle

[@aa12fordays87]

Bruh imagine if far cry 2 had co-op and they played it on hard. They would get absolutely destroyed

[@Bocchi-the-Rock_]

The worst thing about Far Cry 5 was the planes that spawn out of nowhere while you drive and they immediately drop a bomb on you

[@skillo6399]

LMAO that Bull(?) Sound while he was hitting the squirrel, was one of the default Sounds for gargantuan beast in diablo II !

[@_anomalocaris_]

The poor guy at the end of the video is doomed to be mauled by a wolf for the rest of eternity.

[@mrfudgeknuckle]

My deaf dog just shit herself and vomited, then proceeded to eat them both before drinking piss from the toilet bowl, what a beautiful creature.

[@ArchSpawn]

Yooooo did cyberpunk just copy and past the code for the ai from this game?

[@Jackson-tt8uh]

2:45 Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix Great vid btw loving the content

[@fernandobarragan8074]

This should be called "Far Cry has the worst physics"

[@theoriginalcocacolabottle]

Skyrim: finally, a worthy opponent

[@SnoppleWopple]

You know what they say, it’s like Skyrim with guns

[@rileyb115]

The worst part is when they run into the road when u drive by somebody

[@YUKILOID39]

I honestly wonder why so many games can't handle having objects of any kind in vehicles.

[@angstygoblinentertainment1097]

This makes me actually really sad because watch dogs 2 had an amazing ai. I wish they would have stuck with the dynamic stuff.

[@sigmacat420]

mora like AmAzEmG ea

[@SnoppleWopple]

Far cry’s bad ai makes it fun asf

[@Skullzi]

LOL Good shit, finally found someone else that uses music like that!

[@Skullzi]

ロボット鳥山 No u

[@ShinigamiiSenpaii]

I'm genuinely sad that the AI on the PS4 isn't this bad I wish it was

[@Idothinkysaurus]

This was one of the best videos I've seen in at least three days.

[@PhoenixEternal1337]

Holy shit, this is one of the funniest videos from you yet!

[@denseaf1582]

The FUCK is your profile picture?

[@PhoenixEternal1337]

Some gud shit

[@losertj]

For a game that been in development for I think a year or 2 it really shows how much work they put into it

[@chrisb5005]

Sam, why did I get an advertisement for some comic on this video called: "Why is my stepmom so obsessed with a zucchini?"

[@deathtrapgarage506]

"how long should i make my videos?" sam: J U S T O V E R T E N M I N U T E S

[@justingzmn6552]

His voice gives me a half chub

[@pillgrimm]

Holy shit, this orca vibes music is relaxing as hell

[@aidanstratman6071]

Sam I'm gonna tell you now. No AI surpasses what Far Cry 5 Displays . When you see a Chosen fly his fighter into tel Cult Helicopters you know you're witnessing greatness

[@chrisbean4610]

And then cyberpunk happened

[@diistractedproductions3175]

I like how the video is titled “worst AI in a video game” so YT just automatically labels it as GTAV in the description.

[@twohitcombo8605]

Wouldn't mind a couple more vids of this game. This is my second watch through and it is still as funny as the first.

[@spideyvision806]

First seeing this i thought nothing could beat this bad AI, then Cyperpunk 2077 came out

[@aboyisnoone8265]

i almost spat out my cereal this like entire video

[@meganwhite9090]

I'm here 8 minutes after upload, this is a proud moment, perhaps my proudest. I would like to thank my wonderful parents, for paying the internet bill this month. My friends, for not inviting me to the pub. And KZbin, for informing me of the upload.

[@pokemontrainerred5913]

I missed the Kunt of Kyrat series this just gives me that vibe. Good shit Sam. 🤣😂

[@ashkanak2746]

thank you for all the efort that you put into these videos

[@kenzoeng9717]

i legit thought this was a dayz update

[@molotovvin]

didnt even need to click on the vid to know which game this was about

[@Melltronster]

I can't believe my friends talked me into buying this game.

[@Lol-zg3vw]

REEEE I love you samantha pants

[@Scott-zi7xv]

Name someone who wheezes better than General Sam, I'll wait

[@Jay_Sullivan]

I would trade 40% of the foliage, 90% of the grass, 50% of the map, 87% of the water, and 35% of the textures for better AI and or physics.

[@Lopreski]

I can die in peace now. Thank you Sam.

[@yaakovtedford8979]

I watch your videos at work so I can't laugh. This is literal torture.

[@braylonbowen2058]

Ok boomer

[@MCPOspartan238]

This level of AI stupidity is only in Co-op multiplayer

[@akiradaichi3780]

"Something is not right, and i can't put my finger on it"

[@val_royeaux844]

These problems have to be co-op only cause I’ve never come across anything like this

[@slayerdagamer465]

So One Time I Was Driving Down The Road In FC5, And There Was Two Cultists Holding A Lady Hostage. I Was Just About To Pull Over When The Hostage Stands Up And Runs Straight Into My Car As I Was Braking, She Died Instantly. Another Time There Was Another Hostage, This Time On The Opposite Side Of The Road, I Kid You Not As A Drove Past Them Once Again The Hostage Ran Straight Into The Road In Front Of Me. I Tried To Break But Was Going To Fast And Ended Up Hitting Her With The Side Of My Muscle Car.

[@jibbermorgan]

6:53 that dog has a bear in it's orbit

[@ethanjohnson2332]

hey I'm new to the channel and I gotta say I love the content you make a lot, me and my gf have been watching it together for a week or so now and its brought us closer together. thank you for making my relationship more wholesome Sammy boi

[@michaelh1471]

How is that going for you?

[@mikemikemikemikemikemeup]

The game is fun but random stuff just happens and I can’t tell if it’s supposed to or if the AI is just bugging out. I was in the middle of talking to somebody getting a mission and all of a sudden 10 cars pull up and people start attacking me for no reason. There was also a point in the game where I was shot with a tranquilizer and kidnapped. But I didn’t understand why I was being kidnapped because I wasn’t on a mission I was just randomly doing mini missions outside of that mission. The weird bad AI almost makes fun cool situations though to be honest. I mean it turned a normal mission of taking out five guys next to a truck into three Bears chasing me and those guys down while I have to kill all of them. I know some people really hate glitchy stuff but for me it can sometimes enhance a game as long as it doesn’t break it.

[@sodamnclose9203]

I knew i was in for a treat once i saw this come up in notifications.

[@robbieking8445]

I've been playing Farcry 2 over the weekend, You don't know how lucky you are with your AI.

[@MecheDagda]

This is how Far Cry 5 was meant to be played.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

I am tempted to play this solely to torture the AI.

[@cagkiller0786]

One time BOTH of my guns for hire were just standing above me when I was down and I died.

[@heathermasonfan]

How tf was there a bear in 60% of the clips in this video, and half of the vid was spent at one truckstop

[@duartesantos9559]

Once i was playing Far Cry primal, and a goat fell from the sky

[@lunch96box]

Lmfao “is it on??” 0:12

[@adolfgaming1761]

Thought Skyrim was bad? *H A H Y O U W E R E W R O N G Y O U H O M O*

[@alexpalmer7018]

As a person who lives in Montana, I can confirm that this is an accurate representation of the people who live here

[@julianeyt4059]

Ubisoft is a big opponent of advanced AI.

[@goddamnduis]

Sheet your music guy knows what's up Sam that was a remixing of "Breath" by the grouch at the end of the video and that's some good shit

[@malta7406]

What tf is that bs? You can get captured from anywhere on the map, at any time, with no way to defend yourself?

[@pilotj9467]

I got some damn Drag queen ad before this. Sam why

[@Jdabomb93]

Love the Super Mario Bros 3 Game over music. 😊

[@WuTangWarrior]

Hurke truck mission is broken. It says follow him then he follows you the entire match. It glitches alot too where he doesn't do any of the actions

[@gerihat-trick7634]

Was Michael Bay the creative director for this game? *EXPLOSION*

[@Ciel_Winter]

Always a good day when Sam uploads