THE WORST TOURISTS

[@Geopoldd]

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[@bighillraft]

World of Warships is a lootbox game, do not buy

[@God-ch8lq]

we israelis take pride in being the worst tourists on the planet imagine everytving bad about americans, balkaners and brits that's us abroad

[@SonOfBaku]

AZERBAIJAN IS NOT CONTROVERSIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@roiwelboren9302]

(Insert hate speech)

[@OmegaCorsair]

This game is NOT BALKAN 👎👎👎🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

[@brokensky2378]

As a Chinese American my potency as a terrible tourist is unparalleled

[@Smoothalcoholic]

Doesn't the negative traits cancel each other out since you have perspective of two different cultures?

[@Mere-Lachaiselongue]

@@Smoothalcoholic Two different cultures, woke americuck + communist police state insect. God, poor man is indeed potent.

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

Same, OP.

[@vcd5841]

Forgive my interruption my bad manners are augmented.

[@maira_dog4666]

Omg that is a patriotic dilemma right there 🦅🦅 ⚒️⚒️

[@TheHannes15]

As a former tour guide in Estonia - the Americans get a pass. Yeah they're annoying but also tip like their life depended on it

[@hydromancer4916]

We try to be polite we're just loud as hell

[@AndreasAndu651]

EESTI

[@gwuapo_4573]

Yeah, at least they're trying to learn about the area history

[@-Eternal-Damnation-]

Agreed, I did punting tour guides of Cambridge University here in the UK for 8yrs. American and Canadian tourists were always so polite and friendly. Plus they would always give huge tips 🤑

[@olseneudezet1]

@@gwuapo_4573 indeed, full of yearning for knowledge, I was in Tallinn this July and met a group of Americans who were loudly wondering if Estonians speak German or Russian

[@tedd_b]

I live in Krakow, Poland and also I work on the main square, the heart of tourist zone in the city. Lord, I've seen everything: almost naked British dudes in public, British dudes in skirts, Brits swimming in the puddles right on the street, giant groups singing british song or arguing, guys sleeping drunk everywhere on the street, fighting in Pubs, being kicked out of those pubs, arguing with polish police, ruuning away from polish police, and more. They are no.1 enemy here.

[@blvndr]

o co chodzi z tymi brytolami w spodniczkach?? oni doslownie to robia regularnie

[@phantomgiron7692]

You forgot about the harassment of women but considering that in my country the British and Americans have diplomatic immunity that doesn't matter.

[@thatupsidedowncountryball]

I Apologise On Their Behalf

[@youboob91]

What are random Polish dude trying to sell to tourists outside the fabric market at the late hours I don't think it's D**gs

[@JamalW239]

Places like Krakow are seen as stag do destinations for working class British men. You will usually get the most uncivilised of our society on their worst behaviour.

[@legitHarry]

I was once on a cruise from Tallinn, Estonia to Helsinki, Finland. In a shop, i noticed that the cash register was in an odd place so i decided to ask an employee why that was. Turns out, they had to move it so the Finns could move their crates of alcohol though 😂😂

[@tankueytryn]

???

[@LeFisheAuChocolat21]

This represents my home extremely well. Everyone who makes changes so hauling 8 24 packs of Sandels and 8 1L bottles of Jägermeister easier is a good person in my books.

[@McDuggets]

Thank you Estonia🫡

[@MrsWasGehtSieDasAn02]

We also went on that ship last week! They even sell trolleys for cardboard boxes filled with alcohol. All around the dock where the ship arrives in Tallinn, these "Super-alkos" are EVERYWHERE.

[@righteasy8518]

Ain’t no way he forgot the Germans completely annexing Mallorca as their 17th state, drinking buckets of beer at the Ballermann and reserving spots at the pool with their towels.

[@coolmuller8770]

I was so expecting it!!

[@ice711real]

Fr

[@rotciv1492]

Thing is, even with Mallorca hosting half the German population, the worst tourists in the island are still the British.

[@johan13135]

Well, I full-hearted have to say fuck you, Mallorca belongs to the glorious Swedish realm now, you can't have it

[@carlosdemiguel4336]

Is more or less the same un the canary isles...

[@kevinboushel154]

As an Irishman, the worst thing about Irish tourists is that we will ALWAYS go to an Irish pub no matter where we are. We could be in the most beautiful, culturally rich cities in the world, then go for a pint in the James Joyce pub

[@paulmcgrath6118]

Cos most of the time they are the best pubs to be fair with the best pints . Anytime I’m in Paris I’m going straight to o corcorans

[@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie]

Id rather have y’all here in Portugal then the br*tish

[@IhaveBigFeet]

It's a life-saver though that we can find them anywhere. I once flew to Bulgaria with just a passport and phone charger, and nothing planned for 3 days. Not even a hotel booked. Straight away went into an Irish bar, played a pub quiz on my own then met a few fellas and had a cracking night.

[@AceDC2]

Truth 🤣 I always stop in for a pint in one to judge the place

[@urgiduurrgghh5842]

Boushel? Doesn't sound irish tbh. Thats not exactly a negative aspect compared to going to a hotel filled with crypto gypsy scumbags from e.g. ballymun, then I feel bad for the locals having to deal with that sheer fxckin muck dreg of a "people"

[@Netizpossible]

As an American I can confirm that some American tourists will say "Yeah I really love this place but there isn't a lot to do" after walking around a mall for 10 hours.

[@jgnogueira]

Don't forget the part of only visiting big cities, is like going to a mall in New York and saying is all the usa has to offer.

[@gmatsue84]

@@jgnogueira .. which it is...

[@quintit]

@@gmatsue84💀 bait

[@evilcheesestick9306]

And not meet a single local person

[@donaquinilator4959]

😂😂😂 thats true why Americans act like that?

[@agentepolaris4914]

I have a friend that works as a tourist guide here in El Salvador, and she claims that the worst kind of tourists she has to deal with are salvadoran tourists and other hispanics that come from the USA; according to her they're always boastful, stuck up and have this "everyone is a a fucking peasant except me" mentality.

[@agentepolaris4914]

@@joaocosta3374 exactly

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

lmao

[@andrewdamore2571]

Then they head back home where everyone still thinks theyre a mexican

[@MusMasi]

@@andrewdamore2571 🤣💀

[@vickiebenson7980]

I was having a conversation with a Mexican American who went on and on about how Venezuelans are lazy and violent unlike mexicans whose culture blends well with "American values" 🤦 still not sure if she was looking for cookie points because I honestly couldn't tell you her country of origin if my life depended on it, most Latinos look fairly similar for obvious reasons.

[@literallyasneeze2135]

On behalf of all Americans, I would like to formally apologize for all of our tourists. They're the same way here as they are abroad.

[@XVXC-M8]

Tell everyone you know that Iraq is not pronounced “Eye Rack” please

[@ThatKenBoi88]

⁠@@XVXC-M8how do you actually pronounce it then?

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

​@@ThatKenBoi88 Ee-ruck.

[@paldennorbu8808]

​@@ThatKenBoi88 Eerak (for you people)

[@ht-ve9fe]

i-ra-ck iraq@@ThatKenBoi88

[@opliik]

Small correction - Danes don't usually do booze cruises as booze is relatively cheap compared to Sweden. Our tradition is more to hop on a car to Germany to buy truckloads of beer/soda.

[@tobbcittobbcit8899]

We swedes also do car trips with a van or a trailer to buy beer/spirite and other alcohol

[@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek]

please stop hogging the left/middle lane while trundling along at 100 kmh

[@phantomgiron7692]

Blitz cola still exists?

[@sddonzori4734]

Well i bought vodka online from germany and sent it to finland it was still cheaper

[@davinnicode]

The danish population is single-handedly responsible for a good chunk of the economy of the bordering German state Schleswig-Holstein due to their alcohol purchases. There are several boats full of liquor, wine and beer which exclusively sell these to Danes 😄

[@1maushaus1]

You forgot about Dutch tourists. Literally take everything with them on holiday and refuse to spend a penny in the country they visit. Ask someone in Northern France who they hate the most and they will tell you with a burning rage in their eyes about a Dutch camper who brought all their own food and didn't buy a single baguette on their holiday.

[@YippeeCompilations]

well it's smart on their part

[@Ojee07]

Mee eens 😁👍

[@ThePinkPearll]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sorry,

[@S41GON]

Lmao sounds about right, campings are always full of Dutch camping vans.

[@raphlifts420]

@@YippeeCompilationsnot even. U go to a country to discover their culture. Just stay in ur own country if ur not gna buy anything there not even food

[@Lllllllll413]

Here in Southern Europe you know summer has arrived when British love island rejects start dying from jumping off of balconies to the pool and then proceeding to hit the pavement

[@cantinadudes]

Thats actually what some people do? Insane

[@ellisp276]

Do people actually do that? 😂

[@flam_buoy]

So symbolic, maybe there should be a saying like „Brits are falling, autumn is calling”

[@icebox1954]

@@cantinadudes Yeah, imagine missing. Couldn't be me.

[@richape9288]

I can confirm they LOVE to jump to the pool from high places. It's called "balconing" from the word balcon which is balcony

[@MsBadGateway]

I worked as a waitress in the Old Town of Gdańsk for a week and let me tell you, girls literally warn each other when British guys come

[@SA2004YG]

Just about being obnoxious or do they harass too?

[@gamersdestiny8239]

@@SA2004YG plenty of both

[@kierownik777]

polki jak zwykle jak nie mowisz po polsku od razu sie kleja

[@DalekVark]

Dan if I went anywhere im gonna be mistaken for british, or even worse American. Why couldn't Australia have a different language!!!

[@DalekVark]

@@sminem2267 haha, yea sorry bout that.

[@aircraft2]

As a Lithuanian, I can confirm we have no tourists because nobody knows what a Lithuania is.

[@zygoatindustries]

I know people from Lithuania and even I am still confused

[@blablak9942]

I travelled to Lithuania and after this trip Vilnius became my favourite city of Europe 🥰

[@phantomgiron7692]

I still think that Lithuania is in Africa

[@tombowers6713]

Lithuania is good at basketball. But we can't name any players - American knowledge of Latvia... I mean Lithuania 😅

[@szkonk]

Polish people on their way to Druskinniki (or however you spell it)

[@nicofernandez89able]

British tourist in spain dying because they tried to jump from a balcony to the hotel pool is so common that it has become a meme. We called it "Balconing".

[@svkusi]

natural selection in action.

[@uhtred7860]

I see British tourists getting taken by ambulance off the beach here in NZ every summer. The burn time thanks to NZs super high UV is only 15 mins during summer, and they will lie there for hours and hours, cooking. Locals will usually warn them, but theres always some that never listen.

[@lowkeyconvert8971]

what about those british retirees who have secured permanent residency in spain or portugal and make no attempt to speak the local languages and still refer to themselves as british "expats." no, you're an immigrant just like everyone else.

[@andresgarciacastro1783]

Indicating the begining of summer.

[@Daft0Cean968]

speaking of which, I'm Irish but is the area near Malaga really that bad because of them? I remember growing up there and rlly enjoying it but maybe i was just younger and didn't realise the obnoxious British which we also hate too

[@willofdeath]

I lived in malaysia and took a short break in Bali. All small shops seemed to be selling bottle openers with a carved male appendage for a handle. I asked one shopkeeper. "Why?" She replied, "Australians." So much about Bali explained in a single word.

[@Evan8787]

Tourists are literally destroying Bali and the gov't does nothing because it's a cash cow.

[@Craig47880]

As an Irish person I have to live with the pain of being mistaken for a Brit ever time I go abroad. The damage they have done is irreparable

[@TheBlinkMIDF]

Gotta wear GAA sports gear to stand out

[@wonnewils1631]

The Irish are pretty much the same in my experience

[@ThatGuy-ky2yf]

​@@wonnewils1631In some cases yeah. I saw a vid of some Irish guy waking up in a locked restaurant in the morning because he fell asleep in the toilets.

[@420glazeit3]

I lik irish people, especially when I look at them and call them an english, they seem disappointed, then we bond about how out grandparents kicked out the filthy foreigners and took back our land (im indonesian)

[@kat8295]

My dad is Irish. He said this was the worst when he would go to America. He didn't mind as much when people thought he was Scottish though. On the plus side, Irish tourists have a much better reputation than British or Canadian tourists, so he would often get free drinks and discounts.

[@MrJimheeren]

You missed a very important part of British culture. Chads on stag in Amsterdam. We’ve got laws passed specifically targeting British lads trying to learn them it’s not okay to puke on someone’s doorstep

[@Ojee07]

We do??

[@MrJimheeren]

@@Ojee07 not really laws, but large signs around town warning chads on a stag that peeing in canals will cost you money and using drugs out and about is actually not okay. Also the city had ads in England trying to discourage English lads to visit

[@masterTigress96]

@@MrJimheeren Also, Google search results were altered to try and prevent people from finding cheap flights to get Amsterdamned for a weekend. The advertising was an addition to that, which in of its own, would not have done much.

[@jenm1]

We say this in English dude. It's a colloquialism@darthax622

[@MusMasi]

@@MrJimheeren should just round up some dutch lads to go around giving british lads a warm welcome.

[@Lux_1138]

Def the American teenage girls you see on buses trying to pronounce place names

[@veaceslavstoianov4378]

Agreed

[@abderrahmanhamdi6595]

fr

[@swagster700]

*Gr eggs flashbacks*

[@edinss]

omg girlls we finnaly arrived in the city of maah-dreed (madrid)

[@ryane3703]

I was waiting at the bus stop once in Dublin and I saw 2 black guys who I assumed were from Nigeria until they started talking about how they needed to get a bus to where I lived in the most posh British accent. Honestly worse than hearing Americans do it.

[@dudoklasovity2093]

German tourist at the border check: Name? - Klaus Fuchs Nationality? -German Occupation? -No, just visiting….

[@branko4033]

😂😂😂😊😂😂😊 BRILLIANT

[@RaunakSharma-kv6my]

german- well i used to have occupation

[@branko4033]

@@RaunakSharma-kv6my Was that occupaction occupation?😂 Just kidding, is all.

[@vinaynarkar]

Tres jolie 😂😂😂

[@Jkeb19]

As a brit there's honestly nothing worse than encountering fellow british tourists when travelling, I can absolutely understand why foreigners hate us when we go to their countries.

[@piercecowley255]

I'm british, I just try and learn the language

[@itsdan722]

I used to holiday in Spain and Portugal every year as a kid, I grew up, went once as an adult and will never go back. Nothing to do with the country - absolutely adore the place, but seeing pissed up abusive and obnoxious English idiots giving us all a bad name just makes me feel far too guilty to want to go back

[@tiagotimoteo4004]

​​​@@joaocosta3374That was just natural selection. Those poor ones with Brit allergy weren't able to adapt since the alliance. Now we all have developed Brit resistance.

[@T3n50r]

@@piercecowley255 The problem is... As tourists from other places we don't know that. We've done made the mistake of thinking "holy shit, this person is cool. Let's go for a few beers and shoo later on!", and then night time comes along. Heaps of alcohol is consumed in a short time span, then drugs are involved and the cool person from before turn into a maniac that scares the ladies away and start fights. In the party scene you can basically bring anyone along, just not Brits due to the risk vs reward thing.

[@PascualSmith]

@@T3n50rlol yes. Sound like the average spoiled rich chilean from my country. Elites that live in a bubble behave strikingly similar

[@MrFantasypl]

Fun fact about Poland: We're not known as bad tourists because during our holiday we have to help our brothers in law help to renovate house. Every one of us.

[@Theowest]

never seen so many unfinished houses since I was in Poland

[@arthas640]

It's insane but I know someone like that. Every couple years my neighbors Japanese father in law comes over to the US and he gets the guy to work on his house. He's gotten the guy to help remodel his basement, build a greenhouse, build a swing, plant his garden every time he's over, plant and prune his fruit trees, and rebuild his deck.

[@Marek-yw5he]

@@Theowest you haven't been to Greece yet then

[@TheSuperappelflap]

You guys just come to Germany or Netherlands to make 50 euro per hour installing solar panels in 40C heat or other crazy jobs, then steal a BMW on the way back home and call it a vacation. Honestly, I appreciate it.

[@Fligunem]

As a Chinese from China, I remember one time some English Geezers tried to fight me for “not speaking English”. They said this whilst in China

[@TheSuperappelflap]

based

[@novrinkov0053]

Ch people should improve their manners before talking about others

[@novrinkov0053]

CH people are breaking Japan's cherry blossom branches and climbing on them to take photos.

[@suspiciousstew1169]

Damn I thought Chinese tourists were the worst but these Br*ts are on another level 💀

[@gooby_pls]

+50 credit score

[@gavingreenhorn]

I think we all hate our countrymen most when abroad. Most of the time I'm so embarrassed that I hate it when someone guesses where I'm from.

[@ryane3703]

I was at a train station in rural Ireland once and i saw a crowd of Chinese women taking pictures and talking incredibly excitedly in mandarin. The station building was a moderately old little box and it was the most drizzly day

[@pix775]

Ceannt Station NUMBER1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Emdiggydog]

Bunch of Chinese tourists visiting Roscommon for a laugh?

[@abysswatcher4907]

@@EmdiggydogI'm 80% sure that they are being scammed by their guide

[@FernandoSanchez-fx4os]

I have seen vietnamese turist taking pictures to a house in a bad neiborhood hahahahaha

[@davinnicode]

I love the Chinese tourists. Everytime there is a big fair in Germany they come in bunches and buy every single cosmetic product there is leaving behind empty shelves in almost every drugstore of the city. A friend of mine has Chinese family and he said that they are crazy about the German cosmetic and hygiene products whereas in Germany they are just everyday products you buy every other week or so.

[@danielsadrians3062]

As an Latvian, I can confirm that this is a average british tourist moment

[@houseplant1016]

Bruh who visits Latvia?

[@danielsadrians3062]

@@houseplant1016 Latvians.

[@roiwelboren9302]

​@@danielsadrians3062 sad to hear all Latvians are born outside of Latvian im praying that one day it'll change

[@houseplant1016]

@@danielsadrians3062 Touché lmao, have a potato funny Latvian:🥔

[@danielsadrians3062]

@@roiwelboren9302 Yeah I was born in the UK

[@olofronnqvist]

Another thing about Scandinavian tourist is how we regularly get banned from skiing resorts. A lot of students who are in high school usually go on a skiing trip every year but we have to swap out places every year to disperse the damage. I know my parents and their friends/class wrecked a hotel so bad one year that the entire hotel banned all Swedish people (expert for single families) for three years

[@TheSuperappelflap]

For Dutch skiing trips, people rent the entire resort, spend the whole time drinking and singing songs in bad German, and then collectively pay for the damage. That way they dont have to google a new resort next year.

[@louiseogden1296]

I must say I panicked a bit on a university trip to Geneva. We broke basically all the hostel rules in one night (without causing any damage), but thankfully the Swiss didn't live up to their strict reputation. I'm still sorry to the Austrian hostel worker who had to clear up my sick after a bad night. She did yell at me to get out of the room despite my hangover -- Bitte schneller! -- but I had left her a bit of a mess to clean up so we were both guilty as charged.

[@steve-hp3uq]

ur parents sound cool

[@planetdisco4821]

As an Aussie that’s travelled extensively for decades the last people I want to travel with are other Aussies. Or worse yet a group of them. However after a few months in some obscure part of the world I do get to missing speaking in my mother tongue. You can be in a crowded nightclub and just hear the languid utterance of one vowel somehow drift across the dance floor and you zoom in on it like a laser guided missile. And two minutes later you’re talking to someone in primal bogan. 5 minutes after that it turns out you know some of the same people back home…

[@manchesterunited4619]

Similar story with the Irish I was down some street in a small town in Montenegro when I heard from across the street, ‘that’s a load of bollox’, looked over and it was some lad in a Dublin Gaelic Football jersey I used to box with, classic.

[@d0kk542]

I feel like any tourist group (excluding tour guides) are comprised of the most loathsome people on the face of the earth, regardless of nationality.

[@joelwieland1767]

You forgot german boomers getting up at 5am to invade all the pool beds with their towels like it's 1939

[@taridean]

😂😂😂 I was waiting for that one in the video. German efficiency at its purist level.

[@Pepisa]

That is so specific and so accurate! It's funny to see someone else mention it, it's been a joke running in my family for years when we go ok vacation.

[@Laizig]

We’ll never forget the Marbella pool towel incident of 2024 😂😂😂😂

[@ramilrafikov539]

😂

[@Twingobingo]

In germany we saying "der frühe Vogel malt zuerst" (the early bird eats first) and it's damn accurate haha

[@Kroitk]

As a homeless vagabond hobo that identifies as a global tourist, I can confirm this is what it means to travel to countries without having your own home

[@swagster700]

Did you know there is crack under every single sidewalk get a shovel and dig it up

[@Kroitk]

@@swagster700Cigarette buds aren't the only thing I would fight over, don't you dare touch my crack

[@AmAmtrak5136]

digital nomad?

[@charliedillon1400]

You have a passport, so you are from a certain country, no matter how you "identify" yourself. Hippie.

[@Kroitk]

@@charliedillon1400 You are the only one out of hundreds of people who didn't get the facetious nature of my original comment. Congrats, your humor/sarcasm detector and your social acuity is absolute ass.

[@TheSaltQueen]

I've personally witnessed some Chinese tourists get kicked out of a restaurant in my city for spitting on the floor and then they tried to fight the staff. That was also the day they learned that concealed carry is legal in my state.

[@JAW242]

Ahahahahaahahaha

[@fortnitetrashcan8308]

🦅🦅🦅

[@tankueytryn]

Sounds like a crock of shit to me.

[@TheSaltQueen]

@@tankueytryn Nah, you just haven't witnessed how wild and delusional people can be.

[@uhtred7860]

Even the CCP knows its people are terrible abroad, remember when that Chinese kid scratched ‘Ding Jinhao was here’ on a 3500 year old Egyptian temple? and the family was forced to publicly apologize. Bet that families social credit score went down the crapper.😆

[@tiagocosta287]

As a Portuguese 0:01 it's a very easy question. Obviously British

[@morgan2045]

I apologise for all the stag do loud Brits

[@LeandroSilva-du3uj]

Its a bit obnoxious when start speaking spannish

[@AbikakiLaso]

​@@LeandroSilva-du3uj ?

[@asudiaries]

As a portuguese I agree with you

[@IncitatusConsul]

As a fellow Balkanite from Croatia, can confirm, it's the first that came to mind

[@arthurizando]

As a Brazilian the only "stereotype" that comes to mind is that no matter where you are you can always find a Brazilian there. For a long time I thought this was just a joke, but since I travelled to the German countryside, to a town were people didn't even speak English, and I still managed to find two Brazilians I believe that

[@marcelo497]

Mesmo evento ocorreu comigo numa estação de trem numa cidade pequena da Hungria kkkkkk um casal, sendo o cara com camisa de time e havaianas

[@rodrigot.7179]

Love Brazilians. I'm Mexican but lived in England and Canada! Some of my best mates in both countries were Brazilians! We just click

[@Carol-wj3vh]

Rapz eu ja achei um brasileiro no interior do Oman e no meio do nada na Mongolia. Nos estamos everywhere 😃🥰❤️

[@marcop.525]

Há sempre alguém ouvindo quando chama fdp, e se não for Zuca é Tuga 😅

[@aimlogacc]

E cearense então. Bastas da o grito de cearense. Se não sabe o que é vês no KZbin.

[@timothynordgren2673]

As a Swede, I (do not) remember partying and boozecruiseing to Finland on a few occasions. We lost a lot of good men.

[@Rosne134]

Then theres Belgians anexing spain lol 😂

[@marcag9810]

I grew up in Mallorca and if you had told me that Germany was some sort of hellscape overrun with glowing red drunk vandals I would have believed you.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I live next to Germany and youre not far off

[@uhtred7860]

"glowing red" 🤣🤣 Here in NZ the time it takes to get sun burnt in summer is around 15 minutes or less due to the very high UV index. Last summer i watched four German tourists get stretchered off the beach after they lay in the sun for 5 hours 😆 they ended up in a burn ward. They were so red....they looked like some one had painted them, even the soles of their feet were sun burnt.

[@GHOSTYChoco]

Living in Australia, you cannot believe how many times I've heard people say they want to go to Bali out of ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES in my school.

[@burritodog3634]

why is that so crazy. its like hawaii for us

[@uhtred7860]

Do you ever tell them Bali isn't a country? its a province, in Indonesia. 😏

[@kendrickbritto8556]

This reminds me of my trip when I was in the American War Museum in Vietnam, a really incredible place which shows the history of the American Vietnam War. There's victims of Agent Orange on the top floor followed by pictures of Swaths of farmlands and settlements being obliterated to craters, women and children with disfigured bodies which was so upsetting to see. And there was this American tourist going around the museum with a studded T-shirt with an American flag and loads of guns on it and right in the middle with big bold writing, *”FREEDOM!, THE AMERICAN WAY!.”*

[@shan4680]

I'm in Vietnam right now and when I was here last year, I did go to the same War Remnants Museum (as the Vietnamese call it) and saw an American family where the kids were saluting each other in front of two tanks as their parents watched on approvingly. Er, what ... ?

[@the_bottomfragger]

Oh god no. I've been to that museum, it's really difficult to look at and really made me question the way history is told in the west. That's like posing for insta on the train tracks into Auschwitz.. oh wait people do that too

[@renjoh]

@@sminem2267That’s what he’s saying.

[@the_bottomfragger]

@@sminem2267 I grew up in Switzerland (btw your typo saying "Ehre in Germany" made me laugh) and we definitely learned as well that the whole thing was a mistake and a disaster. Still, you see things that resemble genocide much more than war. Also, they definitely don't even try to be neutral in their descriptions and I just started wondering if the history we learned in school is just as biased and we just don't notice it.

[@kremepye3613]

Based

[@Olson323]

I live in Poland, and was once in Krakow to visit a friend . We were walking around town, hitting pubs and generally chilling in the evening. He told me about possible random encounter called "oi mate" when 3 to 7 drunk brits aged 16 to 65 can spawn resulting in a fist fight, but instead i saw totally naked brit handcuffed to a tree by a police, they told him to cool down and contemplate a bit. He apparently stole a painting from a pub and policemen went to return the painting. It was november and i hope he didnt got too cold

[@yes12337]

I used to live in Kraków and definitely think the problem with tourists has been overblown, especially compared to the problems with the locals.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Brits can withstand a lot of hardship as long as theyre drunk, he was probably fine

[@cameronspence4977]

Lmaoooo😂

[@laurynasjagelo5075]

November is peak summer in UK

[@lemsip207]

Probably in Krakow to visit Auschwitz to remind themselves of how terrible the Germans were in the 30s when Nazism was taking off and then took over their government and during the Second World. Anything to make themselves feel better about themselves as West Germany was an economic powerhouse until reunification. It's strange that depicting SS officers, Gestapo officers amd concentration camp inmates in Germany in music videos, films and TV dramas is taboo whereas it is the norm in the UK as nearly 80 years later we are still dining out on winning the Second World War and the First World War before it. Most people in the UK have grown up with seeing a sitcom on TV that was set in the Second World War, such as Dad's Army or Allo Allo. There is every permutation of a Second World War based film from Hope and Glory about a child growing up in London during it to Goodbye Mr Tom about an abused child that gets evacuated from London to the countryside to Dam Busters to Land Girls to Dad's Army. Then there are Hollywood films as well, such as Schindler's List. But the same Brits don't realise that eugenics and the concentration camp are British inventions I remember in the 1989 European election when there were rumours of the future collapse of Iron Curtain and the Berlin Wall leading to the reunification of Germany. So the right wingers and Little Englanders were worried there would be an even bigger Germany and their population would exceed that of the UK, Italy and France each whereas at the time all four countries had approximately the same size populations though France had double the landmass of each of the other countries and West Germany had the largest GDP continually in the post war period. But East Germans were very different from West Germans so reunification didn't just mean more Germans in the EC and then the EU. East Germany had to go from being behind the Iron Curtain and controlled by the USSR to being in the EC almost overnight and what's more merging with another EC country to join it. It had been one of the most totalitarian countries behind the Iron Curtain and far more than Poland, Bulgaria, Hungary and Czechoslovakia. It would have been better for East Germany to have remained a separate country for a few years to regain some independence. It was the first of the Eastern Bloc countries to join the EU or rather the EC at the time. Poland didn't join until years later.

[@genzi78514]

I'm Mexican, living in Spain. In Mexico, the worst tourists were definetely Americans, but here in Spain, they don't have that fame. In fact, mostly people in Spain will tell you the worst ones are Brittish tourists. In Mexico, Brittish tourists are well mannered. I think that it's not exactly tourists of certain nationalities the ones who do stuff, it's about how much you spent. If you spent $200 to visit a country, you won't care that much which country you go or what you do. Maybe even you plans don't include actually visiting the country, but having cheap alcohol and party, or access to drugs or a wild party (like many college students). But if you spent $2000 just for a ticket, you will stop and think if you actuallly want to visit that country in the first place, or you chose that country (and not others) for whatever reason, and that affect your mindset about the country. Probably you do a lot of reasearch and planning, to being sure you do everything before leaving. Of course, there can be other factors that can influence on this. But I will say, that money influence on people's behaviour and the type of tourism a country attract.

[@jan1an]

Yes, I think it is a regional issue where low-budget tourists are attracted to places with a party and drinking scene. Mainland Americans also have a similar bad reputation in Hawaii and Puerto Rico.

[@yes12337]

I definitely agree. I'm from a country with a serious alcoholism problem and famous for eastern manners, but we're not even considered as bad tourists, because our poor purchase power makes us more considerate of where we go.

[@whgaming7262]

Very very accurate. Gringos are mostly alright in Spain, guiris are an abomination with a strange attraction to balconies

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Dutch tourists enter the chat. We dont care how much the trip cost, we dont spend any money and will complain.

[@Lewis-fd9js]

I think it’s more of a case that Brits who can afford an expensive holiday across the Atlantic are usually going to belong to a class of people who don’t behave that way, as they’re generally be middle class people who have decent upbringings. Whereas, a holiday to Europe from Britain is much cheaper, so the result is, lower class brits tend to be over represented there. A more expensive holiday essentially filters out the riff-raff.

[@rohannayak3827]

As an Indian I was worried but now I am relieved..we are not in the list

[@nobody5814]

Nah the only indian who go abroad are mostly rich so most of them are not known to cause trouble

[@SlashGamingftw]

@@nobody5814yeah? Thailand says otherwise

[@williamiawsome]

@@SlashGamingftw same with Nepal lmao

[@RaunakSharma-kv6my]

maldives in the corner crying

[@sumitkothari17]

​@@SlashGamingftw yeah that's the Indian pervert uncle place lmao.

[@mr.pearly7478]

I'm British and just came back from a holiday in Prague with my family, almost everyone in the city centre was an international tourist. In the day you didn't hear a speck of English, at night you could hear it being drunkenly beltered from streets and streets away, lads and lasses. It was bad enough that there were lads passing round vodka and yelling football chants when we were trying to get onto the plane in a crowded room at Luton Airport. Makes you ashamed to be born here.

[@svkusi]

same, i travel a lot in europe. my best compliment was an italian barman in south london, where are you from? he thought i was from the nordics or northern europe.. no, im from 20 miles away.. my recent trip to berlin and immersion learning of Finnish and German must have messed with my accent.. i was so happy. sad it is thus..

[@fortunateson1052]

Don't know if anyone else does this but I don't see non-british people jumping off of fucking balconies into pools...

[@JamalW239]

We’re built different

[@Varraz]

Germans also do it. The Bri'ish do it in northern Mallorca, ze Germans do it in southern Mallorca

[@phantomgiron7692]

In my country, someone jumped from a cruise ship into the open sea... they never found his body.

[@gunner38ED]

And opening their heads against the pool's edge in the process. Balconing is like a local Darwinian competition.

[@DalekVark]

Our bogans do this sorta shit im bali.

[@randomuploader2276]

Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:10 - Chinese 🇨🇳 1:23 - Balkans 3:28 - Americans 🇺🇲 4:38 - Australians 🇦🇺 5:17 - Russians 🇷🇺 5:51 - British 🇬🇧 8:47 - Scandinavians 🇳🇴🇸🇪🇫🇮🇩🇰🇮🇸

[@vuyanikeleme]

Song at 8:33?

[@biggiedii4889]

I work in a retail outlet in Australia that is popular with tourists and backpacker and here is my experience: Worst tourists: British, Irish, French, Chinese, Indian and Brazilian. Best Tourists: Japanese, Korean, Malaysian, Singaporean and American.

[@CcpCcp-sk6dt]

I think ppl who live in theses countries will act this way

[@lexezlao]

it definitely depends on experience, i am never putting an american on a "best tourists" list

[@mrconfusion87]

​@@lexezlao Tbf, a lot of the younger generations of American tourists are so acutely aware of the "Ugly American" stereotype some of them literally go out of their way to be the polar opposite! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Daft0Cean968]

are Irish tourists that bad? didn't even notice we were known for that

[@biggiedii4889]

@@Daft0Cean968 I don't know how Irish are elsewhere but here in Australia I've unfortunately had more bad experiences than good. Tbf these aren't tourists but more Irish that move to Australia to work temporarily.

[@vds4327]

You should include French and Spanish tourists, the worst I've seen here in Italy so far

[@manuellamprecht1229]

Nah fam Germans are the worst of them

[@ians6834]

what kind of stuff would they do ?

[@alix0788]

French ppl are so nice bro, they literally took off ur land to full it with immigrants, how nice of them

[@somerandomguy8431]

@@ians6834 idk about Spanish tourists, but the rudest tourists are usually French. For example, when I was visiting a monastery in Greece there was a French couple who didn't speak good english and couldn't get into the monastery because the girl was inappropriately dressed, she was wearing shorts and a crop top. The guy at the gate tried to explain to her that she can go into a monastery if she was covered up with something like a towel that he tried to give to her. She refused for 15 minutes to cover up and then started swearing him in French. They also usually assume no one speaks French and say some rude stuff about other people for no reason in their language

[@ians6834]

@@somerandomguy8431 ah yes i see exactly the type, i've met quite a few, it's the kind of things a lot of bad weterner tourists share actually, do you have other examples ? i'm honestly curious ( i'm french )

[@themelbornememer9575]

As an Australian you summed up our tourists perfectly. Good job

[@soup1029]

don't forget the soccer mum families

[@kremepye3613]

Literally the amount of people i know that dont realise bali is a region and not a country shocks me. Worst education system ever.

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

The line about woke Melbourne hipsters taking advantage of oppressed countries for a cheap holiday was savage (and true!).

[@AndrewOzolins]

Melbourne Hippsters are the worst @@user-og6hl6lv7p

[@januscheong6553]

He forgot the drunk Australians smashing up rooms in Dubrovnik and pissing in swimming pools in Makarska.

[@phantomgiron7692]

As a Mexican who is mistaken for an Asian in his own country, I found a nice sign on Reddit that can be very useful in Europe, especially Greece and Italy: WARNING Tourists: This is a protected archeological area climbing or tresspassing in anyway on any on the structures will result in a beating by the local comunnity under the legal stattute of "por pendejo" and " a ver si se te quita lo imbécil" ADDEMDUM: If You gonna do "Chingaderas" You are cordialy invited to do it in your home country or in the house of your "chingada madre" but please do not do in here.

[@futavadumnezo]

That's poetic

[@ahyes589]

Meanwhile I'm a Filipino that gets mistaken for Mexican since I live in Texas

[@jhonhenry9056]

Los mexicanos tampoco somos buenos turistas

[@FernandoSanchez-fx4os]

El problema es que los chinos suelen ser una masa de entre unas 15 y unas 40 personas, todas hablando entre ellas y no parando de echar fotos, colapsando calles relativamente estrechas, y no se por que son tambien un tanto raros, hace no mucho vi a una turista en york cubriendose la cabeza de la lluvia con su celular XD

[@phantomgiron7692]

@@ahyes589 everyone knows that Filipinos are sea Mexicans

[@krzysztofbielas1478]

I live in Poland. Typical Polish tourist is a 50 years old man with his family, not knowing any other language except Polish, flying to Egypt, counting every penny, saving their place near the pool with towels, arguing with egyptians in Polish.

[@gfleurbaey13]

You forgot the Dutch, part 'campingvolk' and part older dudes that think every beach is a nudist beach

[@NLTemp89]

Not to mention all the murdering and destruction we do on Ibiza and similar places. I was expecting us to be right up there with the Brittish.

[@dingleberry4234]

@@NLTemp89Dam you guys kill people on vacation?😅 I’ve never heard of this

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Every beach is a nudist beach, if you're brave enough... till the police picks you up...

[@specialknees6798]

As an American, I now wanna go on a trip with some British guys, that way I can make my country look slightly better in comparison. It’s my patriotic duty. Also it sounds fun as hell

[@thecluckster3908]

Thank you for your service

[@von0410]

Thank you for your service 🫡

[@lucasfsm8874]

Just make sure you go with chavvy British lads, otherwise you will just go along with a bunch of depressed overly polite brits.

[@account-now-closed]

​@@von0410[X]?

[@marckz2149]

As a proud citizen gf Gdańsk, I can tell you that- Yes, you will get some stares when you speak with that British accent.

[@australianpainter42069]

You mean Danzig

[@AlyoshkaNecro]

​@@australianpainter42069😂 too sophisticated, man.

[@Poltard]

What is bro yapping about

[@JozefBidonowski]

@@australianpainter42069 he actually mean Bralin (former Slavic city) todays Berlin

[@theanonymspysandwich]

​@@JozefBidonowskiTake it. Please man. It's burning a hole in my wallet as we speak

[@Zeitgeist6]

Speaking as a Dutchman, here British and Russian tourists are notorious. Mostly the young ones though who get drunk and get rowdy.

[@burritodog3634]

all europeans do is get drunk and rowdy so whats the issue

[@ckknews2085]

As a British person who's lived most of there life in the picturesque Andalusian village of frigiliana I can confirm this is accurate

[@devnull1200]

On behalf of all Spanish people: thanks a lot, mate. You brought up the unexplored beauty of our nation no one in Britain cares about. I just hope tourists learn more to behave and be exemplary :) Also, I hope the gizillion tourists from my country that go to London don't bring a bad image, too ^^

[@odyssey.studios]

Honestly as far as I can tell, most of the Spanish tourists in London are teens on a school trip, not causing any trouble just going to the mall, visiting those fraudulent American candy shops and doing the regular tourist circuit

[@Llama_charmer]

Oh man i remember visiting spain as a kid with the family almost a decade ago now. I dont remember exactly where we were, it was on/near the south coast but a bit further east than malaga. As a 12 year old kid who hated wandering around streets looking at stuff, I didnt even complain once it was amazing. I remember we stayed in this house up in the mountains (not sure if they were actually mountains but they felt like it). Thats the only time ive been abroad in my life and it was incredible.

[@dansweeney6360]

@devnull1200 do you know any other unexplored beautiful places? I am thinking of visiting Spain next year as a British guy who doesn't drink. But I would like to avoid the chimpanzees who unfortunately live in my country.

[@devnull1200]

@@dansweeney6360 mate you should definitely tour across Andalusia or Castile. There are so many beautiful towns and mountain ranges: Grazalema, Granada, Córdoba, León, Burgos,... Just look out for rural Spain, you won't get disappointed

[@Overlord99762]

As a Mexican I want to travel to Spain and tourist around, you guys have gorgeous natural areas and villages. Also I want to visit the sister-city of my own city.

[@prettybueno1255]

About the Balkan dads in American hoods, many Slavic people immigrated into cities like Chicago, Pittsburgh, and St. Louis, where there were cheap factory jobs. Now that the factories are gone and the crime is in, the Balkan Americans are still there and either get visits from family back in Europe or have created environments that are so Balkan that they might feel like home for tourists.

[@andrejantic8479]

in some cities in croatia, they banned public drinking because brits were puking on the streets rent free

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

Thank you for painting a true and realistic picture of Australian tourists, the 2 must go destinations for an Aussie holiday are 1- Bali 2- the ALDI carpark in Grafton 3- gold coast (honorable mention)

[@mosesgoldbergshekelstien1520]

You leave the 2 story Aldi alone you c***

[@shan4680]

In my defence, I've only been to Bali once and that was for a medical conference so I was at least pretending to be industrious. Never been to Grafton (would never survive the XPT that far!) and only got as far as Tweed Heads/Coolangatta.

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

@@shan4680 the real thing about Grafton nobody can survive is the mild summer temperatures of +40c° and +80% humidity, and the influx of tourists at Jacca (annual jacaranda festival)

[@deaedbravo9005]

I'll be spending my Chrissy in the ALDI carpark in Grafton. Best place for it.

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

@@deaedbravo9005 absolute legend

[@caseyb1346]

Brits are the original tourists. Back in like 1780 they made a song called "Spanish Ladies" about how much they love the women there and want to go back.

[@josemorenoporras7506]

yep they got 200 years of advantage thrown to the garbage hehehe

[@rekki1043]

Everyone is gangsta before the balkan tourist arrives

[@fireaza]

As an Australian, the reason why Bali is so popular, is because your average Australian isn't exactly what you would call "worldly". For these people, Bali might as well be another planet. And hey, it has a low GPD, so you get to feel rich! Also, it's close to Australia, so you don't need to spend much time travelling to get there. It's got everything a bogan could want!

[@mrconfusion87]

Basically, Bali is to Aussies what Cancun is to Americans! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nkellllll1]

As a Russian, I totally understand Balkan broodas. Like in my childhood me and my family were travelling from center part of Russia to Black Sea, ofc more often by a car, and it was about 2-3 days of driving.

[@Ebb0Productions]

Family trips are nice.

[@kxmapper]

Мы всегда так же делали и до сих пор делаем. Есть в путешествии на машине свой шарм

[@Nkellllll1]

@@kxmapperсогласен. Мы когда путешествовали видели Уральские горы, поля Кубани, степи Башкирии и множество городов: от Волгограда и Краснодара до Тольятти и Казани. Хотя я больше вспоминаю путешествия на старых купейных вагонах, с полустанками, вареной картошкой и отсутствием интернета

[@kxmapper]

@@Nkellllll1 о, Казань? Живу тут, как вам город?

[@Nkellllll1]

@@kxmapperя много раз был в Казани. Последний раз года два назад, если в общих чертах то мне очень нравится то как в этом городе переплетаются татарская культура и современная жизнь. Кстати забавно что я сейчас в Германии и у меня все еще в кошельке лежит монетка из казанского метрополитена (1000-летие городе)

[@kala__362]

Geopold, as a German lad I can definitely tell you that the lot of us definitely needs to be up there on this tierlist. If there is anything German tourists are known for, then it's basically annexing Mallorca every single summer to celebrate "Ballermann" (shitty German Schlager pop music, lots of alcohol and shouting). On top of that, it's a real German thing to get up early in the morning to put a towel on a chair by the pool to "reserve" it (I'm genuinly not kidding). Germans are some of the worst tourists of them all and I think they deserve a solid placement in A!

[@hostax3785]

My mother had an experience with some german tourist who came at 7 am to "reserve" so chair by the beach and only came at like 2 pm. At that point, my mother had removed their towel because clearly they weren't going to show up. Well they did and they complained lol.

[@tansytansy]

NOOO the towel thing is what my russian mom does too

[@putputi6000]

Can't forget about the German Caravan tourists

[@ToastieBRRRN]

You just helped me unlock a repressed memory, of my experience of German tourists doing the exact same thing in Greece. Like, they get up at 6am in the morning, place their towels on all the best pool seats and then piss off for the rest of the day until like 4pm.

[@havedalDK]

Yeah, unfortunately Danes are more similar to German tourists than Swedish or Norwegian tourists (when it comes to going on cruises, we kinda don't unless it's the cruise to Oslo from Copenhagen.) But you can always tell a German and Danish tourist apart by their clothing, to the point where it is embarrasing for the Germans.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

I was at the airport in Krakow earlier this year, waiting for an Uber to take me to the bus station in Katowice. While sitting there, three young British men asked me where I was from. I told then the US, they inquired further, so I said Wisconsin, and then they lit up. Remarkably, out of all the people I could run into, I somehow encountered a group of British men, in Poland, who happened to be die-hard fans of the Green Bay Packers. They were ecstatic to hear that I'm actually from Green Bay, and even offered for me to stay the night at their place. I didn't take the offer, but looking back, I shoild have, because I missed my bus and had to stay at a hostel near the bus station. That was definitely not a pleasant experience.

[@marco3391]

Lmfao, the random people you run into while travelling is the best part of it all

[@smuirhead3107]

You're awesome. I dig your style, your accent, sense of humor, intrllect, your creative skills, not to mention your knack for engagement and holding our attention. An icon indeed 💛🔥🧡

[@floof_hair3857]

Black Americans visiting South Africa are very entertaining. They get very excited returning to the “motherland”, not really acknowledging that we kept moving since the Transatlantic slave trade ended. Also we are too far south to ever have been involved with the slave trade. They aren’t mean or rude, and they’re generally very open to learning your culture. That being said it’s a little awkward trying to get across that their dream of “Africa” as one people isn’t reality.

[@gintygaz493]

Black Americans (speaking as a 1st gen african American) tend to think of Africa as a unified place where black people are placed first and foremost, kind of like a little heaven on earth, which makes sense since they’re shoved into shit positions in America. The only issue is that Africa (currently) is far from that slice of heaven, and has a lot of its own nuances, but those brave enough to actually go there are more willing to learn than the stay-at-home hoteps.

[@uhtred7860]

Imagine the shock if they went to Sierra Leone or Liberia? 🤣

[@alix0788]

As a Morrocan, The British tourists do turns heads very often, sometimes fighting with literal walls coz all of the group is drunk af with cheap ass alcoholic drinks

[@SuperMyslayer]

What about us Germans?

[@TheJonesdude]

@@SuperMyslayer Germany, you beat us at everything, but you'll never beat us at having the worst tourists

[@masnunmannan2005]

The entire population of the world thinks that Dubai is a country. On the other hand, we see from the Australians' perspective that Bali is a country.

[@Greenlandshark77]

Can’t stand explaining the UAE to people.

[@Kastrenzo74]

I once had a chinese tourist come into the motorcycle shop I worked at, wandering around the store with a dumb expression on his face, after I realized he wasn't shoplifting but didnt seem to be here for any real reason i asked if I could help him, and he straight up just asked me "why do you live here, you are going to drown and die in 20 years"

[@dingleberry4234]

Lmao do you live on an island country?😂😅

[@canarioofficial3352]

As a Spaniard (adjectives by nationality) -English: (good gentle or noisy if young lads, drunk asf) -Germans: (same as english fellas) -Chinese: (nothing happened in Tianamen Square) +100 social credits -USA: (theyve not idea about Spanish culture, and they get amussed when they see a car free area) 🤯 -Portugal: (Our homies) -Italians: (Our mediterranean broskis) -French People: (Do NOT visit Spain, why arr you always angry???!)

[@Jumpyman_thegamerYT]

Technically, I count as a tourist, because I wasn't born in Spain, but I have close family who were. I was born in England, but my Grandad is Spanish. And for the record, yes I'm white.

[@canarioofficial3352]

Im from Canary Islands, many people say Canary is NOT Spain 😭. Yes but you can flex that you have Spanish blood 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🐂🐂🐂🥘🥘🥘🥘‼️‼️‼️‼️🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[@KingBob42O]

As a Puerto Rican Floridian I have studied the history of Spain and Portugal and it's the best of any history in EU

[@ians6834]

can you tell us more about the french ?

[@zuesadam7143]

​@@Jumpyman_thegamerYTwouldn't you be white regardless of where you were born? (Not being rude, genuinely asking)

[@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095]

(I am a native German) My parents once said that tourists are always the worst a country has to offer. German people in Germany? Generally respectful and friendly (except in Saxony), and eager to tell you fun facts about local culture. Germany on Mallorca? Annoying, Intolerant, drunk idiots with the absolute worst taste you can imagine and no interest in local culture, can only speak two Spanish words.

[@Sofus.]

Komm schon, alles andere ist in ok, aber du kannst mir nicht erzählen, dass Deutschland Modegeschmack hat. 🙃

[@rolandkloka]

Saxony is Germany's Florida without the beach but with the crazy people

[@christopherstein2024]

@@Sofus. Hat er ja auch nicht.

[@TheRealSlatkoReimers666]

Was haste gegen uns Sachsen ?

[@rolandkloka]

Google Mal "Mann aus Sachsen"

[@ArteUltra91]

I am from Germany but i currently live in Estonia and it's kind of funny: Finnish people come to Estonia to buy alcohol and estonians go to Latvia, there is this huge store literally like 700m behind the border and we stop there every time we go to Latvia to fill up our reserves

[@Llama_charmer]

Those shops must be raking it in

[@davinnicode]

I would do too if I would have to live through to Scandinavian and Baltic winters. But you as a German probably have to bring much of it with you when you visit your home country don’t you?

[@ArteUltra91]

@@davinnicode No, for some reason alcohol and most other things are cheaper in Germany. And about the winter: the winter is ok, it's not nice but it's ok, the worst part is the autumn when everything is wet grey and muddy.

[@ArteUltra91]

@@Llama_charmer Yeah they are full every time we are there, so I think it's safe to say that it's a good business

[@antanassmetona4054]

@@ArteUltra91 wdym for some reason alcohol and other things are cheaper in Germany? Isn't it an obvious thing?

[@microwaveplasma_]

As an Aussie, I can confirm that I can only have a proper vacation if there are wild ass insects with names that sound like bombs from World War I to feel truly comfy

[@pjmartinez7686]

As a man from Malaga, I have to say that there are too many English people here, not only because some come and retire in ghettos on the coast where they don't go out and 20 years can go by and they don't even know how to say: Hello, how are you? Furthermore, the center has been filled with English pubs, they have even turned an iconic cafe into a pub, the worst thing about the Swedish cider brand Koppaberg, seriously, why do the English travel abroad to end up in a cheap replica of the pub next door? the end of the street?

[@mrsentencename7334]

As a Brit all I can say is deport them. A few drunk Brits may suck but at least they spend money. Ruining culture is terrible though. The local government is complicate as well.

[@Philipp-de8ri]

As an Austrian there are some touristy spots so overrun with germans which are as obnoxious as you described the english tourists to be, also makes me ashamed to talk german with my friends cause wed get "the looks" from the locals. My dad always puts a pin of the austrian flag on his backpack to not be confused with them

[@henriquec7298]

Yes, everybody likes the austrians... even better if they got rejected by an art school...

[@Varraz]

We are not that different, Austrians and German tourists can both be pretty annoying, especially in Thailand

[@Philipp-de8ri]

@@Varrazbeen in Thailand as well and for sure I've seen that too, it's just that there's usually more German tourists obviously so they catch my eye way more, it's relatively rare to meet another Austrian, smaller country and all

[@raymondcerv1370]

The last time Austrians were tourists, a Second World War broke out

[@Varraz]

@@Philipp-de8ri we outnumber you 10:1, there's just more of us. Germans also travel more internationally, most of Austria looks like straight out of a Disney Movie, while Germany has Nordrhein-Westfahlen, we have better reasons to leave the country on our vacations :D

[@Klash1100]

As a Russian I can say that we also love to travel to Bali. Guys who travel to Thailand and Bali are either Moscow-born digital nomads, or guys from the Far East regions for whom it's faster and cheaper to get there than to Turkey. Also, at this point Antalya is basically a 90th Oblast of Russia :)))

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Not so much currently, I can book a trip now 1 week Antalya 300 euro because for some reason men are having trouble getting out of your country.

[@alexspata]

I heard in Egypt they're hotels full of Russian tourists and they organize everything for them

[@Klash1100]

@@alexspata true, Egypt is also pretty much popular

[@Klash1100]

@@TheSuperappelflap yeah, I wonder, what happened 🤔🤔🤔

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@Klash1100 its a mystery. but i will go enjoy those all you can eat buffets and nice beaches very soon. before it gets too hot. maybe april.

[@SpiceBoy7UK23]

I love the picture that you chose in your screenshot. Everytime I see that guy's face 😂

[@olseneudezet1]

I was in Tallinn this July and met a group of Americans who were loudly wondering if Estonians speak German or Russian

[@olseneudezet1]

@@Mmjk_12 aren't there around 2000 Germans in Estonia after 1945?

[@steve-hp3uq]

i mean tons of estonians speak russian nowadays... especially in the east

[@EstoniaballAnimations]

As an Estonian I am proud of 95% of our tourism industry being centered around Finns and other nordics coming to get cheaper alcohol. 🇪🇪💪 also estonia is nordic

[@Adelwapen04]

🇸🇪❤️🇪🇪

[@mukkaar]

Lol ;D Definitely that's me. I get new bottle of Hendrik's gin when it runs out, some fancy tonic water, Estonian salami/cured meat product and go to some new Tallinn restaurant. Then back to Helsinki.

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Just to make you and every other Estonian angry: Estonia isn't Nordic.

[@deepbluemania9679]

@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Indeed, it's Baltic.

[@diidac17]

The reason why Chinese tourists use paper maps and guides is because their phones may not have internet in Europe. They have an entire different internet system because of the CCP 😅

[@acoolrocket]

Damn forgot about that, they straight up aren't aware of apps outside of China's exclusives ones.

[@1heKing]

​@@acoolrocketI love totalitarianism

[@landofthehazymist]

@@acoolrocket def not unaware bc everyone and their dog over there always getting around the firewall and playing cat n mouse with the gov. but yeah no access to the apps

[@cecilia5572]

Bro seems make sense but is not true. The phone actually have internet😂

[@willofdeath]

@@cecilia5572 Chinese like to read the guide leaflet about places they visit, sometimes take one home as a souvenir. Same internet but with a national firewall. most Chinese apps work fine outside PRC.

[@thedevilslettuce7735]

As a german I love the fact that we don’t even appear on that list I would place ourselves on A tier at least tho

[@mrconfusion87]

If Sunbeds are involved! 🤣🤣🤣

[@aleksei81]

Despite the negative stigma, I find many American tourists to be quite delightful to be around. Though they might not be mannerful, they do tend to have good intentions (mostly) when visiting. Very good people to talk to, as they bring surprisingly good conversation and are easily approachable.

[@Milobolo]

Americans, Chinese, Koreans, and Israelis - as someone who’s worked in hotels in multiple countries

[@tFighterPilot]

Can you describe what makes each of them bad?

[@Milobolo]

@@tFighterPilot not universal, but they tend to be the most abrasive and dickhead-ish. Complaints about non-issues and trying to get discounts/threatening to leave bad reviews for lack of amenities they were never promised prior to booking

[@Obojama_Arale]

Agreed, plus English, Aussie, Indian from Thailand

[@adrianbelko7683]

​@@Obojama_Arale i am an Indian, apologies on behalf of all the Indians that may have been annoying to yoy, but do describe what in particular are the Indians annoying at ? Being a d i c k h e a d after getting drunk is universal i believe, plus Indians drink a lot

[@tameenhaque2285]

Americans, Chinese and Koreans. All understandable, they have money. What do israelis have to offer other than setting up spy rings? or even better .... selling questionable techs to despots in 3rd world countries?

[@ElOrgulloDeJalisco2]

I am an American but of Mexican ancestry. When i traveled throughout Central Europe, the touristic nationality group that had the biggest Dunce Hat always changed. In Poland, Czechia, and Slovakia, it would definitely be Brits and Brits of the usual category; lads on holiday or Stag Doers. Although close 2nd in Poland were Germans (same type as Brits). When i was in Austria, easily the group with the Dunce Hat were Germans, especially in Innsbruck. At the hostel i was in, you had German lads playing loud af techno music at 12 am disturbing German families who were on hiking holidays in Innsbruck. Also, you had German lads on Stag Dos who destroyed an elevator at the hostel i was in and they were playing loud Schlager Music in front of the Innsbruck Universität Library at 10 am and drinking Stiegl Hell Lager Beer. Ironically i had less issue with other American tourists than i expected except in Munich.

[@dualmo7185]

Jesus my dyslexic ass read smth very different than "Stiegl Hell"

[@anonymoususer8895]

You’re Canadian. Not American. You’re confusing the two countries.

[@anonymoususer8895]

Since we have discovered that you’re Canadian, edit your comment to say “Canadian” NOT “American”.

[@anonymoususer8895]

You can’t be in the US because you’re too poor.

[@ElOrgulloDeJalisco2]

@anonymoususer8895 that's funny. Gee, I wonder why my passport is Blue and why it says on the front cover, "Passport United States of America" or why I have a US Navy Reservist Card in my wallet because I'm in the reserves for the US Navy. Gee I wonder why.

[@hasselnttper3730]

My home town in Norway was known as "little Berlin" during WW2, and it still turns into little Berlin every summer when all the Germans turn up in their damn camping vans. They think they own the place, parking & camping wherever they feel like. Even the tiniest gravel/country road will have lots of German campers enjoying the midnight sun. Granted, you can camp wherever you want in Norway. Even on private property if that property isn't being used by the owner.

[@СергейЖуравлёв-к4к]

Does the owner of the land have the right to shoot uninvited guests if he does not like their behavior?)

[@AmazingMediocrity]

⁠@@СергейЖуравлёв-к4кThis ain't freedom-land, my man

[@LivingIronicallyinEurope]

Never skipping the ads on this channel 👍

[@osbywosby6767]

You definitely forgot the Germans 💀

[@pistacjowy1671]

he live in britain and only to southern europe germans go so he propably didnt experienced them

[@Varraz]

🪑

[@Felker93]

This year I was in turkey for 18 days. 9 days of them in Istanbul. It was gorgeous, the city, the culture, the food, everything was amazing. The other 9 days we were in Marmaris. I was shocked. Never in my life I thought I’ll see so many British people in one place except of the UK itself. Every restaurant had a picture of your gross British breakfast for 5 pounds or what. Even the prices were in pounds for everything. And all that in 39 degrees Celsius. I was dying.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I am sorry for your loss

[@J-alCapone]

*English breakfast, and it's not gross. Just unhealthy

[@IamPINKIEDaniels]

As an Australian I found everyone overseas was really happy to hear I was an Australian, got treated amazingly in every country I have visited

[@Peponeshittycontent]

here in north sardinia the most prominent group of tourists are germans and north europeans (pretty chill for the most part) who come for the beaches, and also some russian oligarchs with huge cruises and with more money than all the locals combined (we are pretty poor and backwards sadly), but yes, we don't talk about that anymore

[@BertSimsen]

We now need a rank of the best tourists. Japanese and South Americans come to mind.

[@thebaron2277]

Germans as well

[@seroo9119]

DEFINETELY Arabians. They spend like crazy. May be loud, may be ignorant and may be mannerless, but after pillaging half your business they make you happy enough

[@webtesteur-testavis1926]

@@thebaron2277 nah bruh germans used to complain to everything in the hotel i work in France. Perhaps the young ones are different but they are hella annoying.

[@MW_Asura]

Japanese -and South Americans- FTFY

[@marcelo497]

@@seroo9119 Kind of, arabs might be anoying as hell. More than once I've seen arabs complain to waiters that women in other table were disturbing them due to their clothing.

[@Ari_VioletValues]

I remember once i visited Florianopolis, Brazil and as an argentinian I thought "maybe I should learn how to speak portuguese" but really like half the population there speaks spanish, or a weird combination of portuguese and spanish. And in that moment I realized we're probably one of the worst latam tourists, competing with brazilian tourists

[@raymondcerv1370]

Brazilian Tourists are pretty chilled.

[@ThatHigh1]

As an American, I’d like to say we probably have the worst tourist. We have 50 different flavors.

[@brandonf1260]

True, however tipping culture definitely helps our case

[@maxxbenavente]

The quality and diversity of memes Geopold has is amazing. I love them.

[@autoparts101]

As an American I took a summer vacation to Orlando, and everybody at the hotel and universal studios was British bruh, i could feel the American rage inside me

[@TashaPetrenko]

I'm very sorry you had to deal with that. I almost never meet a foreigner where i travel in the US. And its my worst fear to.

[@Llama_charmer]

Well to be fair, florida is basically the no.1 place people visit when the go to the US. Or new york, but why would you go to new york.

[@Ebb0Productions]

​@@Llama_charmer New York was my biggest tourism mistake. Never again. It's a landfill with big buildings sticking out of it. If I ever come back to the US i'm gonna look for national parks or something.

[@Llama_charmer]

@@Ebb0Productions if i ever go to the US i gotta see the empty parts lol, the mountains and forests. From what ive heard there's good cities but NY isn't one of them

[@jagorsimp7020]

I am a European (french) who's been to Florida for my bf wedding. Absolutely hated it aha, especially Orlando (although the Kennedy space center was cool). Everything so fake ... Went briefly to Georgia, which was so much more interesting in my opinion.

[@창진16]

as someone who owns a house in Marbella (my grandparents are spanish living in spain, so we spend the summer there) Marbella is one of the closest things to a GTA Online server you'll find. There's illegal gambling, drugs, corruption, all kinds of trafficking, beaches, hot weather, exaggeratedly overpriced housing, and of course, extremely annoying tourists. That goes for almost the entire mediterranean coast of spain tho.

[@masterTigress96]

Places like Alvor/Albufeira in Portugal and of course, the infamous Loret de Mar come to mind when reading your comment. I've seen a lot of what you're talking about in many places across Europe but Marbella indeed, has a lot of "GTA moments" if you're there at the right time of day/year.

[@KendellHarris-tz6vj]

Man said "working in the biscuit factory", I'm going to hell for laughing at that 😂😂

[@Pilot-2020]

As a finn I can confirm that yes, we do go on cruises to get our hands on as much Vodka/Lonken as humanly possible

[@Peiperkatt]

As a estonian I can confirm this.

[@bartholen]

It's a national tradition, perkele!

[@tertzi8194]

Finswe spotted. Ingen som talar finska som modersmål säger lonken, de säger lonkku :D

[@Pilot-2020]

@@tertzi8194 you got me

[@titojaeden]

You have nearly forgotten about the Japanese. They're polite, well behaved, rich, dress immaculately and they obey the rules

[@phantomgiron7692]

except when it's halloween

[@meteor541]

​@@phantomgiron7692Japanese Halloween is fun to look at man.

[@JohnFromAccounting]

As far as in Australia, Japanese tourists are the most well liked, and Chinese are the most disliked. The Chinese have no respect for the people here, and want to crowd out literally everything. They only buy Chinese food, speak in loud Chinese, and take photos of literally any shitty alleyway or bridge. Even the Chinese-Australians hate the Chinese tourists.

[@icedragon9097]

and they take absolutely forever to cross the street

[@terriffingtea]

@@icedragon9097 this is so accurate 😂😂

[@hagnekore]

only reason Brazil isn't on this list is because we either go to Disneyland on florida or were too poor to travel abroad so were Contained

[@DefensisIndus]

I think because Orlando is more like a Brazilian city no?

[@JamalW239]

Do South Americans not travel between their countries?

[@jsphat81]

Hmm..I’ve heard some funny stories about you guys, too. Like Brazilians going to Portugal and speaking Spanish to the Portuguese because you could not understand their Portuguese lol.

[@phantomgiron7692]

​@@JamalW239Nowadays, many immigrants go north and end up stationed in Mexico, it's really annoying, I'm Mexican by the way.

[@geragran1765]

Yes but usually just cheap travels for short hollydays and buy cheap stuff in the neighbouring country who had the less valuable money at the time. Twenty years ago was Paraguay or Brazil. Now is my country. My town is full of uruguayos now. I dont even know what they are here for, whe have some hotspring and a lake but they also share that lake whit us. They had the same stuff in their country. Brazilians come too but they usually go to the snowy mountains r the forest in the west.