George Carlin Politicians

I do not own this video. this is my tribute and way of promoting George Carlin's work. But I'm sure they will still remove this. Anyway enjoy it while it's here.

[@franchescasandoval9496]

He wasn't a comedian, HE WAS A STAND UP PHILOSOPHER

[@johngilbanni6385]

Franchesca Sandoval him and Hicks

[@patrickbrown33]

A modern day Diogenes...

[@billyjoyner5851]

That's actually a quote from the 🎥 "History of World" Love the line and you nailed it. Couldn't have put it better.

[@mikeymacaque]

Oh, a BULLSHIT ARTIST. 😜

[@sarahmcbeth9156]

Absolutely

[@emillindroth]

Dead and still making more fucking sense than anyone these days.

[@NP-Channel]

and in the next 20 years too :))

[@mahirtek9498]

maybe more than 20 years

[@1969Makaveli]

Emil Lindroth.....him & Dave Chappell are on it. I would also say Chris Rock but he hasn't done nothing in years.

[@minuterepeater2257]

The sad thing is that the vast majority of people world wide still believe in this system which has proven over and over again how rotten it is. Although I think people in the second and third world the number of people that see the system for what is; is lager than folks from the first world.

[@anthonyfenn156]

Your Right !!

[@DrConfusedFella]

Who’s here from 2024, and realise Carlin was visionary?!

[@reneeandchrisforever]

I realized that back in the 70’s.

[@ipainthouses9591]

"Selfish, ignorant Americans elect selfish, ignorant politicians."

[@pabo-qv3nx]

Its like that all around the world unfortuanetly.Who do you vote for?They PLOT TICIANS all around the world are the same.

[@FranciscoNieves-db8hi]

The power that is behind these comments and this system is incredible. I wonder how no one knows nothing about it and it just exists allllll by itself.

[@thirdbase6870]

@@pabo-qv3nx 'It’s never going to get any better. Be happy with what you’ve got." "Forget the politicians. They are irrelevant. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice! You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU. They own everything.".

[@richardhamblen5526]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! DUMB AS A MOON ROCK FROM WALMART, LOL!!

[@semdavidanger]

Oh,. My,.

[@garycunningham9216]

Who's here in 2024, Facing the Presidential election.

[@mattl2425]

He lived to early in my lifetime…it has aged pretty well

[@reneeandchrisforever]

Just you.

[@class5bodyworks]

Still kickin.

[@GT-mn3bx]

@@kaceykelly7222 Mark Twain, I think it was, said if voting really mattered, they wouldn't allow you to do it. Probably more true now than ever.

[@STMARTIN009]

​@@GT-mn3bxvoting may matter when it comes at the state or local level such as governor or mayor but for the presidency,house of rep or Senate. Not so much

[@frogskinshoelace]

If Carlin ran in 2016 with "The public sucks, fuck hope" as an independent he might have stolen the election.

[@MsNickie1001]

I would have voted for him, by god. He’s smarter than ANY politician.

[@cabbievonbump]

No bet. I like my money.

[@rodgerwoods4971]

He would had my vote. He's at least honest 😊

[@rockandrolf8611]

@@rodgerwoods4971 100% man

[@jarvisblay9025]

Quan Henry By any damn chance if any , Did you actually watch and listen to what George Carlin was saying about fake politicians ? And then to make matters worse yet again I read another comment by a clueless clown Nickie Mc.Nichols claiming who said she would vote for George Carlin 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 , What part of the video did you indoctrinated clowns not comprehend about what George Carlin was attempting to get across ? Obviously the educational system has completed the task of dumbing down you clueless conservatives and liberals ( Stockholm syndrome/ Collectivism) !!! Do you guy's actually believe George Carlin could care about Donald Trump or Joe Biden or anyone freaking fake politician or your imaginative fake Government in Washington D.C. ? Obviously comprehension was never taught to you snowflakes LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 !!

[@hellion7514]

“If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant politicians” 🤯💯💯💯

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

I was believed this I just didn't know how to put it into words, luckily George Carlin did that for us.

[@captiosus9753]

I was 19 when this stand up special originally aired. I was all in on politics too, and was for 15-16 years. But now, in my mid-40s, Carlin’s monologue perfectly encapsulates my level of political apathy. Rabid party fandom meant to divide us and keep us at each other’s throats for scraps while the elites laugh all the way to the bank.

[@flovv4580]

🎯

[@aganib4506]

Yep. Spot on!

[@Eatzbugs]

Took me longer but the destinations the same

[@ClaudiaMitchell-jn7fw]

And they show us how to do it, on a steady stream of Fox and CNN.

[@johnvandam106]

My Grandma used to say: "They're all shitting through the same quill!" 😊

[@Trailango]

"Garbage in - garbage out." Timeless

[@We_Must_Rebel]

The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe.🙏🏿 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuWdXdmZ8uqfdU

[@s-sentialbizness7283]

True words of wisdom! 👍👏

[@reginald8623]

he invented a phrase used by programmers, or heard it, idk the timeline tbh

[@RoninAli1]

My Father would tell me that all of the time when I watched “too much” TV...so my mouth dropped when I heard this. I turned and looked at him and he started laughing.

[@BensCoffeeRants]

@@reginald8623 I definitely heard it said by a professor in college but he definitely seemed like a George Carlin fan, he was a really cool guy.

[@SniperLogic]

Who’s here in 2020 realizing Carlin was a prophet?

[@DrMarcusDay]

Me and his character in Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure was his real prophet self :)

[@MZhris]

His "prophecy" could be applied to any election in history, don't be that guy who thinks everything is a prediction.

[@ilyasamovsky6536]

Me and literally said the same thing today. Called him a visionary.

[@superbri007]

Chris Your comment assumes that the OP was basing their comment on solely the material of this clip.

[@MZhris]

@@superbri007 no actually, your comment assumes that

[@erzahler1930]

Carlin used his comedy to speak the truth. He spoke his mind, and he didn't care who he offended!

[@erzahler1930]

When someone tells me he is "offended" by something I said or wrote, I simply tell him that's his problem, not mine.

[@enriquepina9829]

Ur Right!!!!!!!!!!

[@joecappello7742]

Not just spoke his mind, but it's based, not just BS

[@ILoveBakugousShlong]

Ok Snowflake

[@anthonythomas6593]

It’s amazing how he can insult the entire audience and they laugh, instead of booing him.

[@user-md9dz3gj6r]

I think it’s because they can take a joke.

[@TheAnimeAlliance]

That's this comment section. Everyone assumes he must be talking about the ones they don't like, not the ones they support.

[@brianschryver8314]

It’s the same as voting the guy that’s been pounding you from behind for four years and putting them back in office.

[@AAndrews1968]

Further proof of what he's saying.

[@nancyg.5171]

I doubt that would be true today

[@Casanuda]

Carlin's humor is literally timeless. Greatest comedian in American history.

[@Phangmaster]

and great Philosopher.

[@anhbayar11]

Yeah no disagreement.

[@Max_Snellink]

World.. 👍💗

[@km2530]

He was a great truth teller but greatest in American History? Nope!

[@BingChilingEnjoyer]

@@km2530 tell me some names. I am really interested

[@Rawnchy]

He wasn’t a comedian, he was a truthteller

[@dw9034]

This video needs to be shown before every, EVERY election.

[@We_Must_Rebel]

The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe..🙏🏿 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuWdXdmZ8uqfdU

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

69th like.

[@anthonyfenn156]

Hail Yeah 👍

[@NWRfan]

Yes

[@jonathanellis6705]

The point George was trying to make was our political system is a reflection of our behavior as American citizens.

[@seraseely6570]

He's right. The problem isn't the politicians, it's the voters who elect these politicians in the first place. We need to mature as a society, collectively speaking, before things can get better.

[@Troy428492]

Sera Seely I agree.

[@redskywalker3374]

People have showed their true colors, after putting that decrepit puppet JB in office .. ignorant people hated DT so much , ..all I know is a gal of milk was 80 cents ..now it's 4 dollars, gas was under 2 ..look at that massive inflation !~...Bill Mauer hoped for a recession ..his wish granted ..GC wouldn't care...I mean he didn't care period ... Without any laws or rules ,America would have vanished from the earth decades ago ...A great number of people still have hope & drive ..like this guy had " the go get it kind '' of attitude, to be a professional clown , his intention got our attention , & made him a million dollars ..you don't think those seats are free , do you ? 😄

[@SB-or7cx]

What options do we have? Republicans or Democrats... This is democracy?

[@keselekbakiak]

Well i mean there arent really that many to choose. It's just two party shuffle their candidate every 5 years.

[@snakedoc9372]

@@SB-or7cx yeah, that's the general apathetic sentiment going on. Can't have more than 2 major parties, people's small brains can't handle it.

[@JayPatel12928]

My mind while watching the first 2020 presidential debate, "This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer"

[@jmdr7522]

This is so relevant after the debate. I see Americans complaining everywhere about how terrible the candidates are and I'm like mate, you brought this over yourself. You voted for these people.

[@matthewdavidlandberg91588]

When Joe Biden said things about unity, what it means is unity in the Democratic party not unity in the country of the red, white & blue! & I realize that politicians come from families too!

[@We_Must_Rebel]

The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe..🙏🏿 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuWdXdmZ8uqfdU

[@darkalan1562]

I dont think you have a mind, pajeet

[@timcoleman3421]

I said the same thing in 2016. This really the best we got? And folks get excited about these elections. I get depressed.

[@ambycakes]

Imagine the material he would've had from the last few years alone.

[@Amp661]

He would have a fucking field day: Trump, Biden, Antifa, ecologists, BLM, liberals and conservatives, Facebook, TikTok, instagram. He would be pissed beyond belief.

[@bangla70s]

Well he did live through the Dubya years.

[@randolphdevault6613]

Amen!

[@tempofugo168]

Not that different from his Era. Trump/Biden aren't so different than their predecessor. Bush was laughed about (while most of America agreed with him), Clinton had his overinflated scandal, Obama wasn't as popular as depicted in the media (hence why Trump won)... Current times aren't that different, things are just more upfront.

[@colonelkfc33]

Now instead of being at the mall everyone's at home watching Netflix and buying bull shit off Amazon

[@mikerazor8246]

sir you deserve a gold medal for that comment.

[@s-sentialbizness7283]

Or surgically implanted to their iPhones, tweeting about who/what should be "cancelled" next due to racism/sexism.....

[@timothykring4772]

Isn't the Pokemon card worth 4 grand ?

[@thedeadroachsociety4083]

Amazon is great for getting "more stuff"

[@kimsy520]

At least they’re out of my way. 😂

[@mjegzev]

This is so relevant today that it hurts

[@starvetodeath123]

So many of George Carlin's jokes had that timeless quality to them. That's why he's regarded as the best comedian of all time.

[@SniperLogic]

Michele Giacomini Just keeps getting relevanter and relevanter! Lol

[@Matanumi]

It only gets better with age

[@jstaschman420]

Its been relevant for a long long time.

[@dammit3048]

It's gotten even more relevant to the point I'm using this as my argument for not voting for this dead horse of an election

[@seanbonella]

Who's here in 2024?????

[@mfanafuthithembakhoza7579]

Here I am

[@petemeed552]

Yup same reason

[@wyldmansix7]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[@SuperHansen80]

😂

[@tdcoheatc]

Right tf here!!

[@mdma2078]

"The public sucks, fuck hope" words to live by ❤

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ClaudiaMitchell-jn7fw]

✨👍✨

[@user-ps5zj7wk5x]

😂❤

[@mikemattingly5128]

Carlin is a true legend for calling out our corporate masters

[@greenbaydahg]

He was absolutely on fire during this bit.

[@bobbybousche7996]

Not really

[@lraoux]

He had well already taken fire earlier in this performance!

[@vincentfrusci7745]

Evin Paauwe yea back in town is one of my favorite standup specials that he did. Life is worth losing is also funny

[@karnliberated8891]

@@hdan1455 Lol He talkin bout yall as well. Fuck politics

[@lipsticklb]

He was far more than a comedian. He was a critical thinker and humorist.

[@DrBrunoDzogovic]

"As soon as the elections are over, your country will improve immediately" - priceless

[@mbriancohen]

God help us, no one has ever said it better. 30 years later and this is still true.

[@freeanimals594]

And always will be. Until we're all gone.

[@Lava91point0]

Yeah and the worst thing is, when the genuinely honest politicians come out and try and warn everybody, nobody listens anyway.

[@josephwolff9996]

Truth tellers like George come along once in a generation! Thank you mr Carlin.

[@karlthistle1501]

Lenny bruce

[@ronmckay9037]

no we're everywhere getting let go from a job around every 3-4 years

[@MichProgNerd]

Lee Camp

[@sasham1280]

I miss him, can you imagine what he would have to say about the world today

[@SrMechaGojira93]

For a comedian born from the Silent Generation, he’s quite *loud* and would not take *Bullshit* from anyone!!! Long live George Carlin!

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

He was pro-critical thinking and anti-bandwagon/mob mentality!

[@burglar42]

He is RIP!

[@jcbulldog533]

Exactly,he didn't take any Bull crap from anyone... I believe everyone shouldn't take B.S. from anyone ever!! I don't & never will

[@heerollie447]

laugh, but more importantly listen..

[@thagodwecreate5179]

Listen...but more importantly...understand

[@Zarudon000]

Even more important, LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[@alosim1541]

This is honestly the most intelligent comment chain I’ve ever seen and it’s only three comments long. Like Shakespeare said “Brevity is the soul of wit”

[@LEO-vf7bj]

@@alosim1541 yet, the devil is in the details. 😉

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

@@thagodwecreate5179 Understand.. but more importantly.. comprehend!

[@jinvid]

If only he was still alive to see the current circus of 2016. I would've loved to hear his opinion on this hot mess.

[@jinvid]

Josh Magnuson exactly! More than 20 years later and they're still on point!

[@miguelrico3647]

me too 😅😂😂

[@marwanelmabrouk7147]

I bet his response would be something like " why the fuck am I not dead yet?"

[@Paytonwh]

If only!!

[@JohnDavids]

I feel he would be exceedingly bored with it. Just more confirmation that he is as correct today as he was 20 years ago when he made this point.

[@mikkifarmer9626]

R.I.P to the legendary George Carlin. His brutal honesty has made him a comedic icon and he is still missed to this day.

[@jamesdenoia]

"It's not liberal and conservative. It's psychotic and idiotic." LB

[@acesneights1130]

I lost a little something inside the day this man died.

[@tiasrealitychitchat4163]

This guy was one of a kind. We need people like him today!

[@HumbertoCristobal]

People now a days get easily offended Can you imagine what would happen if we did 😭

[@doloresshort2403]

@@HumbertoCristobal boom

[@dwhitman3092]

The Ultimate Comedian. No one can even approach his intelligent and unique sense of humor!

[@djbrown3999]

That’s right!Carlin first and let the public finish the top ten!

[@JayPatel12928]

Reminding myself while watching the news on election day, "The shit they shuffle around every four years... doesn’t mean a fucking thing"

[@We_Must_Rebel]

The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe..🙏🏿 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuWdXdmZ8uqfdU

[@darylfoster7944]

Red team vs blue team is just entertainment for the masses. It's the modern day bread and circuses.

[@ArmLiberty]

"The public sucks! Fuck hope!" nice slogan :D :D

[@gertrudemcfuzz74]

+Rafael Shahoyan I want that bumper sticker so badly.

[@ArmLiberty]

When he said it, I pictured a "public" with a bunch of placards and processions shouting that message, and cracked up. :D

[@hamletp]

he was so far ahead of his time...amazing legend

[@ouiroc]

He would have a ball with Joe piss your pants laughing monologue

[@alloymineral485]

The public is stupid.

[@HIGHRISH]

Rest in peace George Carlin prophecy in comedy 😢😂❤

[@SumTingWong1482]

I’m nearing that age where things are getting crystal clear. And these things I’m seeing are matching up perfectly with everything this man said 25 years ago.

[@MelvinArthurMurray]

The public sucks that's not debatable Lol.

[@osmanyousif7849]

"It's a great big club, AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT."

[@tonyzila5071]

He figured out the country a long time ago 100% Correct

[@djbrown3999]

The writing on the wall has always been there.

[@Eric-jm3ze]

Come back George, we need you now more than ever. There has been no one to fill your shoes :(

[@noeditbookreviews]

George Carlin was one of the most relevant sociologists of our time.

[@nala9775]

I love George Carlin 😊

[@beckylippa9821]

I miss you GC.

[@beckylippa9821]

The fact is my lovely, the reason that garbage runs this country is because they made "public service" paid positions. True public service requires a sense of altruism. That is a value people are bereft of and it isn't compensated. Hence, the cesspool we are in and you are hopefully resting in peace outside of it. #NOSUCK

[@YouTube_Satan]

The public sucks! :D

[@CubamusPrime]

This guy is a legend.

[@MikeEmery]

Lmao damnit I miss George!

[@YouTube_Satan]

Dude is awesome, and it's election day here in Sweden. :)

[@ShanesAutos]

Just so you know you are a member of the public which means.....you suck!

[@ThunderStormyWeee]

''fuck off, go and burn yourself in hell'' WOW ?!!!

[@veronikalake6934]

Man I LOVED GEORGE CARLIN!!!! Wish he was still here...you are still loved and missed George

[@bc5843]

He would have a heyday today with Biden and democrats!

[@ncwordman]

"This is the best we got, folks." haha! So true.

[@boltonscott30]

Garbage in garbage out

[@stevenshewfelt888]

i post this video every election cycle to remind my friends and family on why i don't vote...this man right here has all the answers

[@Kiralucy]

I don't vote either

[@NWRfan]

Same I don't vote either it's meaningless

[@Amp661]

Non-voter here as well. Staying away from that shit show.

[@Julieglam3]

Me either, for the same reason. I especially find the part he said about this country being bought & sold a long time ago being quite prophetic...

[@ssdivizion]

You caused the trouble,you voted this man(crooked politician) -This is the right point of this presentation!

[@BunnySconce]

This bit should be chiseled into granite in DC.

[@NolanBarford]

The politicians aren’t the problem. Yeah they’re bad but that’s a given. The problem is that people don’t think ‘Hmm. Maybe we SHOULDN’T vote these people in.’

[@gipsydanger7]

Who’s listening to this important message in 2024?

[@1Jason]

This presidential election will make a massive difference. One way or the other

[@thecowboy9698]

"On election day, I stay home. I don't vote!"

[@levandeur3574]

Terrific! Cheers from Russia! I've always known that me staying at home is the only right thing.

[@alainfig]

Fuck yeah,,, I don't either... George Carlin. You are missed.

[@Rojata19]

The guy that yelled yeah! Instantly regretted that! Haha

[@stevenrivers8386]

Robert Jacob Nah. He was just havin a goooooddddd time. lol.

[@chicagomash09]

Well, it's the 2020 election today and his bit still rings true!

[@We_Must_Rebel]

The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe..🙏🏿 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuWdXdmZ8uqfdU

[@jenniferconley6808]

2016 election wasn’t any better

[@dhammawiwekantara]

😂😂 conservative 😭😭😭

[@lisaowens5070]

One hundred percent correct! Garbage in, garbage out.

[@landrecce]

God he's such a genius!

[@jaykerouac2]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

[@wuzzy41123]

+Alex Korova There is a difference though. When you put the new politician in, it is already full of shit.

[@jaykerouac2]

Connor Brown Once in a while a new politician comes in with honest intentions. Those are the ones who take a little longer to become totally full of shit.

[@TranceAddict88]

+Alex Korova True, sometimes there is 1 new guy in politics with good intentions but as soon as he gets in he's being worked by other ones that are already full of shit.

[@samspina3249]

-Mark Twain

[@00nowhereman00]

Someone should write that down

[@aks801]

What an absolute genius

[@PerfectHandProductions]

More relevant now than then.

[@user-hm4od3wu1z]

He's not a comedian, He's a philosopher.

[@AbshirFuaad-fq2bd]

George Carlin was a Real Man.

[@christrudell7966]

Garbage in; garbage out.

[@richardconner1283]

A PROPHETIC STATEMENT FROM A TRUE SPIRITUAL LEADER.

[@proteus4301]

A master of his art at his absolute best.

[@rigel507]

I missed that guy, the only one who spoke his mind. 😂

[@jcbulldog533]

Many people speak their mind,there's nothing wrong with being truthful & honest.. I'm one that always speaks my mind.. Unfortunately,the new trend seems to be that these younger people do not want to hear the truth even if it could cause harm!! I don't get it 🤔🤔

[@wenusguy1266]

That one guys “YEAH!!!!”

[@goranvujasinovic2888]

Above all, George Carlin is exceptionally intelligent, honest and brave enough to say what is so obvious to all of us. The problem with us is that don't act is that most of us have some agenda behind not saying anything. George didn't have any and I thank him for that. RIP, George, we miss you and need someone like you more than ever.

[@user-ni2eh3ob4n]

George was the best thing since sliced bread. I love it!!! God bless you George !!!

[@luvpants2012]

George was a giant onstage.

[@yuseifudo7449]

The more I live, the more I agree with this guy

[@quanza3877]

1:56-2:03 perfectly describes our two parties

[@We_Must_Rebel]

The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe..🙏🏿 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuWdXdmZ8uqfdU

[@neolamanite]

Thanks George for reminding me again of the real meaning and outcome of our elections

[@keithLA869]

Shit gets shuffled around every TWO years

[@russelmurray9268]

Picking a president is like choosing a detergent , they're both owed by the same company

[@blazindragon7721]

The legend ❤️miss u George 💕yep you were right same bs!

[@GD-tn3ez]

George Carlin: "Fu*k hope" Barrack Obama: "Hope and change"

[@scottr237]

2023 relevant as ever.

[@vanillamutant]

I'm getting a bumper sticker for my car that says "the public sucks, fuck hope"😂

[@tomf5823]

"the shit they shuffle around every 4 years" exactly!

[@siyavashbeyk155]

He's trying his best to make people see what's going on around them.

[@krikeyitstimeforcricket967]

Here in 2023! Go Carlin! 👍🏼

[@joefuentes2977]

This is aging like a fine wine

[@malcolmxlostman5317]

RIP 🙏.

[@michellerondeau2131]

I have missed George, so happy to find this.

[@anyariv]

This man was one of the few honest human beings on this planet. I miss him so much.

[@joefuentes2977]

He's an actual genius.

[@DEA1230TV2]

George Carlin was the man, he was funny, and he was funny speaking facts. RIP George I wish we had comics like you in 2024.

[@l.wheels3458]

What a wise man. We need him more than ever.

[@Troy428492]

L. Wheels- I agree

[@Marques-wh4eo]

A political genius with a great sense of humor!

[@llsa2009]

He is a legend!