"I drive kinda recklessly, I take a lotta chances, I never repair my vehicles and I DON'T BELIEVE IN TRAFFIC LAWS."
@br1an_b8 жыл бұрын
Someone should have this playing in their car during a road test.
@NilasThomsen11 жыл бұрын
Without a question one of the best stand-up pieces I have ever seen. Not only is it extremely funny, it speaks volume about human nature - our excuses for not taking responsibiliy and our desire to look at others misery.
@BootCampWuTang12 жыл бұрын
"Pardon me, officer, would you mind dragging that twisted-looking chap over here a little closer to the car, please? My wife has never seen anyone shaped quite like that. Look at that, Sugar Lips! That's his ribcage sticking out the glove compartment. That will be all, officer. You can throw him back on the pile."
@TomDeVito6 жыл бұрын
"And off I go looking for a little fun perhaps a tanker truck filled with human waste will explode in front of the Pokemon factory"
@Valiordruid10 жыл бұрын
Ahh, George Carlin. The one man who could make running away from a traffic accident seem both logical and hysterical.
Nothing he has said here is advice anyone should follow. The only people who run on pure logic without any empathy are sociopaths.
@DennisWDobbins13 жыл бұрын
"Surely, the people you ran over caught a glimpse of it at the last minute." LMFAO
@potentially__94455 жыл бұрын
George Carlin OPENLY expresses what we ALL think and feel.
@LAkadianАй бұрын
Not in this bit. He was mocking sociopaths. You might wanna get a psychiatrist.
@freebandz4332Ай бұрын
@@LAkadianwhy? So they can try to get me prescribed a bunch of narcotics that addle my brain activity?
@RalphCQ11 жыл бұрын
"I either ran over a sheep. Or a ran over a small man wearing a sheepskin coat. And I don't know, because I didn't stop!" Best comedian ever.
@danielcrowe81106 жыл бұрын
This man was a comedic genius!
@MrJayra21012 жыл бұрын
"I am curious George!" Love that. and "Never mind that , I wanna take a look!" Great bit.
@jordanarend66443 жыл бұрын
“Perhaps a tanker truck filled with human waste will explode outside the Pokémon factory” lol!!!!!
@CB-ke7eq8 ай бұрын
I mean, if you were a terrorist looking to really get the world's attention...
@BrianKolb717 жыл бұрын
I grew up listening to George but this has to be one of his best skits.lmfao
@buffalotamer13 жыл бұрын
A master of language, thank god that George Carlin wasn't a politician (that may spelled wrong... but fuck it as I was saying before I completely interrupted myself). If George Carlin were a politician we would be living in a better world, a more exciting world. R.I.P. George Carlin
@james_fisch Жыл бұрын
i wanted to let you know 11 years later, you spelled politician correctly and laud you the award of not going back to find out if you did or not. It happened back there! And of course, RIP Carlin. I enjoyed growing up twice with him, once in childhood for his narration, second in my teens for his standup.
@buffalotamer Жыл бұрын
@@james_fisch This comment sent me back in time! Holy crap! I was awfully brave to not even check. Not anymore!
@james_fisch Жыл бұрын
@@buffalotamer I love finding comments from way back when in hopes the poster is still around lol. Joe bless you!
@theseattlegreen18716 жыл бұрын
Most truthful comedian Ever!
@susannebass1883 Жыл бұрын
Rip George 🙏We all love and miss you ❤❤❤
@quantumastrologer559913 күн бұрын
Making short work of 'good advice'... What a master.
@vante37912 жыл бұрын
What can i say, the man was a legend!!
@balkaransingh29895 жыл бұрын
I think he is being sarcastic and criticizing people who hit and run away but would stop and watch when they aren't responsible....ooooor he is just crazy
@Bobby-fj8mk6 ай бұрын
Yes - it's satire.
@danbuchner286 жыл бұрын
He really cracks me up!
@rj_c257111 ай бұрын
““ARE YOU HURT?” well of course they're hurt! LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD”
@trentondean46065 жыл бұрын
This never gets old
@issabeganovic88223 ай бұрын
Never has such a sociopathic meaning had such practical logic behind it.
@Xanatos71213 жыл бұрын
This doesn't seem like the product of a healthy mind... And I like it!
@SANDSCORCHER11 жыл бұрын
I must be having a thick head day, It wasn't until about four and a half minutes in that I realised George was joking about and having a dig at the kind of people that do what he was describing. Nicely done Mister C. Another classic. 8) Holy shit, I wish he was still around :-(
@lucanina82216 жыл бұрын
After listened to this I want to start a traffic accident marathon on youtube
@bh92625 жыл бұрын
Finally a KZbin video with some volume! Awesome and thank you!
@donnacrockett5 жыл бұрын
rip bud you are the best
@xxxx222811 жыл бұрын
That's true! What's done cannot be undone.
@annagross9837 Жыл бұрын
I think my father was there. This time when Carlin was telling this joke. Because I recognize his laugh. Hehe.
@Xanatos71213 жыл бұрын
I myself am from the Carmageddon School of Driving for the Chemically Imbalanced. Wish I could've taken a road trip with this guy.
@KitsunenoHibi10 жыл бұрын
XD Surely they caught a glimpse... hahahaha!
@fredziffel34433 жыл бұрын
Leo: did you get the tag number of the vehicle that ran over you? Me: No, but I got the serial number off of his drive shaft, if that will help!
@dorothycoleman48346 жыл бұрын
i love George♡♡♡ ♡rip♡
@mudathirnour74045 жыл бұрын
"Leave these people alone"
@johndanielson37776 жыл бұрын
“I am Curious George.” Yes you were. You were Curious George.
@averyms6 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious.I don’t always agree but the way he puts things is so funny I can’t get butt hurt. I’m too busy rolling on the floor trying to catch my breath. Too much cake and tacos can make it hard to breath. Trust me on this and don’t ask.
@Loonaticx6 жыл бұрын
Mia Avery no need, and godspeed
@toainsully7 жыл бұрын
The new Thomas the Tank Engine series looks good.
@rosannaburt30483 жыл бұрын
not same without him mr conductor even remember shiny time station lol
@Brent2259611 жыл бұрын
Genius
@MomoKarain6 жыл бұрын
Only George Carlin can tell you leave a person or animal to death and make you think it is the decent thing to do.
@paramsuman212 жыл бұрын
762 likes, 15 dislikes ==2% dislikes. finally the people are able to see the brilliance of George Carlin
@sheniachriten29017 ай бұрын
Wow! American lawyers getting ideas for defence strategy’s from George Carlin
@rickwaldron4255 Жыл бұрын
Wish Carlin had three boys so they could carry on the carlin art would be cool too see a nother carlin
@james_fisch Жыл бұрын
why three specifically? just curious
@Cassiehd6 ай бұрын
Legend!
@Psycandy4 жыл бұрын
never gets old
@mixupyoursocks70169 жыл бұрын
I WANTA TAKE A LOOK!
@johndanielson37776 жыл бұрын
I AM CURIOUS GEORGE
@TomDeVito5 жыл бұрын
@@johndanielson3777 I'm never to busy that I can't stop to enjoy..SOMEONE ELSE'S SUFFERING
@kMC30313 жыл бұрын
@WastedofAir Nah I stand by Carlin and use it as my morale code everyday I go out into the world.
@navrajkok11 жыл бұрын
great comedy
@FluffyBunny90023 жыл бұрын
I accidentally hit a cat with my car and this is actually helping me get over it. Haha. I can't find the animal to see if it's okay, but at least George is here to console me.
@james_fisch Жыл бұрын
I know it's been forever since you wrote this, but how long did it take to get over that? I haven't hit a cat or a dog yet and while believing in no deity for the purpose I'm about to describe, I pray that I never do as I know it would sink me internally for a long time. Good ol' Curious George has been great in moments of grief in general though. My dark side in that moment would be saying "leave these people alone. haven't you done ENOUGH?"
@FluffyBunny9002 Жыл бұрын
@James Fisch I just kinda let time do it. Funny (or not funny) thing is I actually hit another cat on that same road a few months later, and also couldn't find that one. I've been driving for 20 years and never hit an animal besides those 2 cats in that same area, so I started calling that place "Suicide Cat Road."
@laurencealonzo22453 ай бұрын
Imagine you get into a car accident and injure yourself and George Carlin’s on the other side of the street laughing at you
@JerkItWithJergens9913 жыл бұрын
i miss this guy
@Einherj113 жыл бұрын
Talk about black comedy, hilarious as usual!
@josephstevens58703 жыл бұрын
One word-Genius
@Venaloid13 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Carlin was semi-trolling this one.
@misablue32595 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is like eating a human..not everyone can appreciate the taste of it..
@DoctorNickSaidHAI13 жыл бұрын
"I AM CURIOUS GEORGE!" XDD
@SadButter12 жыл бұрын
I heard earlier today about a chain car accident including 17 cars. Now after this I realize that I should have been there at the time.
@ImSuperJesus9911 жыл бұрын
It's over now, stop living in the past!
@dreamcaster4eva201112 жыл бұрын
pfft this guy is being sarcastic & what he has just finished talking about is exactly what most people do in regards to traffic accidents. There are more people in this world who don't give a shit about each other than those who do. That's the point of this thing. Who knows what George was really like in real life.
@herbtenderson73356 жыл бұрын
Gold
@BigWesLawns13 жыл бұрын
vote down people who fight in the comments and they will be removed. it's the youtube safeguard!! carlin would be proud that you took initiative!!
@vsallbutme13 жыл бұрын
sarcasm my favorit :D
@11guyinthechair7 жыл бұрын
Hey! WHO HAS TIME!!!
@InfinityDz13 жыл бұрын
@kaofpm He's not to be taken 100% seriously. The guy said himself "I love criminals more than policemen, even if the criminal's gonna kill my whole fuckin family". He also said himself that he voluntarily exaggerates his anger and the things he says. He's a comedian, he's here to make you laugh. He supposes that his audience is intelligent enough to know when he's joking and when he's not, and not to follow blindly anything he says (like a certain group of people)
@o0Loucypher0o13 жыл бұрын
@kaofpm He just attacks people who stop to watch and won't help. You did the right thing obviously. There are many people out there who will stop at an accident and watch without helping. To make matters worse some of them tell others that actually provide first aid, that they are doing it wrong, without wanting to do it themselfes instead.
@chrisflowers-smoker1544 жыл бұрын
Thought of this with the Accident outside. LOL
@randommindz678213 жыл бұрын
tanker truck exploding infront of a Pokemon factory...oh god!
@DoctorNickSaidHAI13 жыл бұрын
@Goingsomewheresoon The people that dislike him are the ones who are offended by the things he says about them. Religious people (generalization of course) I'd imagine are very much so offended by him if they've heard some of his other stuff.
@michaelng1869 Жыл бұрын
Stop living in the past 😅😂🤣
@freddiejess11 жыл бұрын
Tony maybe you should have watched where you were walking. George Carlin is a comedic genius. If you don't like what he has to say don't watch the video. Its called comedy
@Hrmn0424 жыл бұрын
I actually knew a couple that would get in their car as soon they heard an ambulance driving by. 😶
@Arxiuz2 Жыл бұрын
THE POKÉMON FACTORY
@epiphonelespaul412 жыл бұрын
No, he is just honest.
@PRChristopher9313 жыл бұрын
Real mature.
@bp40813 жыл бұрын
2 trains & a chicken truck. fucking epic.
@BoyInTheVault12 жыл бұрын
@MikeTap4321 yes its good
@piemonkey32113 жыл бұрын
@TheBoredProle It was nice writing to you too :)
@Drewitall5411 жыл бұрын
People, people, STOP LIVING IN THE PAST.
@BackwardsRiddle13 жыл бұрын
I had tickets to see him live one week after he died.
@spikey121215 ай бұрын
Did you go? How was he?
@asiminamaria12 жыл бұрын
pokemons never die!
@urgfswallows11 жыл бұрын
I'd like some of what you're smoking please! Thank you.
@magician16812 жыл бұрын
front row seats :)
@MikeTap432113 жыл бұрын
@shadyzone20 you got that right!
@SpikedLamb12 жыл бұрын
Pokemon factory? When did this special air?
@extraterrestrial167 жыл бұрын
Its a bizarre situation really because when u think about how when people say that they dont like to follow rules, some will say that they are somehow trouble makers and basically making it hard for people..and yet if we only had people following the rules etc, well then we would have it where we wouldnt know how to challgene certain criteria of society..
@gillestremblay346510 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess the main purpose of this routine could be: take that f______ mirror and see if you recognize yourself in it! All these road rage incidents didn't come from nowhere, ain't it?... Bloody hilarious, by the way.
@yourealiti13 жыл бұрын
4:16 george turns into the Joker LOL!
@cryptkeeper5027 Жыл бұрын
Not just a tanker truck. A tanker truck filled with human waste. 🤣🤣
@RammsteinXgta13 жыл бұрын
2 people are twisted-looking chaps
@KiddCrowley13 жыл бұрын
I can probably disagree with this bit. But then again, but then I remember it's funny and entertaining then I stop giving a fuck and enjoy it :D
@NKP72313 жыл бұрын
pokemon factory!
@asiminamaria12 жыл бұрын
muhahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, perfect man
@jeffblood70946 ай бұрын
What standup special is this?
@mikemohn337911 жыл бұрын
What is truth contest?
@texasB66613 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff :D
@djfhsig13 жыл бұрын
to bad this didnt work when i said what he said at cort i wish i was geroge carlin
@ShadowWorldSniper13 жыл бұрын
@WhiteFang103 Lol, but come on its true.
@Newmindframe Жыл бұрын
Do your self a favour, count your blessings, be glad it wasn’t you!