George Carlin sui bambini - George Carlin about children

[@NellThomas-gp4uf]

What a genius. Incredible memory, timing, delivery, body language, facial expression. Absolute comic genius. Miss him.

[@malcolmcurran6248]

He really was! Nobody else ever since has ever come close.

[@AmericanFUBAR33]

"If you're gonna tell people the truth you better make them laugh or they'll kill you" Oscar Wilde

[@mickshaughnessy5743]

Truth, eh?

[@ronakkanodia137]

sadly he died

[@thelastbattlefield]

*Cecile Starr

[@turned2truth9780]

Spot on

[@Blend_No.47]

A quote by Oscar Wilde and not Murray. Just a factual correction.

[@geraldspencer8679]

"I'm not worried about guns in school. You know what I'm waiting for? Guns in church!" If only George was alive today to see the chaos he predicted.

[@carmeloarocho5234]

Wow. Scary

[@Cescolo]

E' incredibile come siano ancora attuali queste parole, e anzi, il tutto si è amplificato al giorno d'oggi. Era gia avanti di decenni George, grandissimo.

[@chuckselvage3157]

RIP GC he was a legend.

[@GloriaBer-q7s]

Hahahaha! " A few winners, a whole lot of losers!" Love George Carlin for speaking the truth

[@Jondsmusic]

Exactly!

[@crusin1977]

He just makes life more simple.

[@JimLovell-np4pv]

true, true

[@mikelavin9704]

Not to put too fine a point on his perfomance, but that is why it is funny. Everyone knows it isn't that simple.

[@angelsong119]

So true. From an old woman who rode my bike without a helmet or training wheels. Dad steadied the seat from the back and said.. Start peddling.

[@arthurmchugh5184]

All 4 of us in the back seat of dads Buick, no seat belt, parents smoking up front!!! , no sun shades on the window for our little eyes !! I don't know how we survived!!! 70 years last December!!😀😀

[@jordanvanetten7887]

George Carlin later years isn't comedy, it's just truth

[@armatchingram3081]

He got sick of the bullshyt, good for him

[@Jane-Roe1126]

It was always truth

[@eddiestanley135]

Amen! Can not go to a movie, out to eat, pick your poison; without having brat(s) screaming, whining, and just because "mommie" stuck her cankles behind her ears and blasted out these little annoyances, the rest of us are subject to their bullsh*t! Carlin was spot on

[@bobinthewest8559]

I don’t recall hearing George Carlin say anything that wasn’t true, all throughout his career.

[@richpleh8695]

It’s the truth if you’ve taken acid everyday for years.

[@francisclause4668]

Man if there was ever a time in this Country to have George Carlin, it's now!!!!

[@lukeriely4468]

Nothing would change. Nothing changed then, nore ever has. That's why he was so angry. Notice how he shouts his statements at the people? We are all subdued by our overlords as a collective. Woken individuals don't matter because everything we do happens on mass. We just conform.

[@roxane7432]

They'd assassinate him. I sound crazy, but I sometimes question his death

[@jaymiller8268]

I love ❤❤❤❤George Carlin!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@Finderoflostthings08]

Love George Carlin. Everything from the humor to the blatant exposition of the truth!

[@Tim_Climie]

Yeah, that truth, hey? It's almost, as if it's indispensable!

[@soulrebornofficial]

Grazie per la traduzione di questo pezzo fantastico ed incredibilmente attuale!

[@VincentKun]

Era un genio, ha detto cose che ai tempi erano sottovalutate ed oggi sono proprio così, tutto gira attorno ai bambini, KZbin è diventato una merda per proteggere i bambini

[@matteosalvafiorita3166]

analisi perfetta da un grande uomo!

[@jaymiller8268]

I agree”If you’re going to tell someone the truth you better make them laugh or they will kill you!” Never truer words were spoken.

[@roxsanakourov.4513]

George was so right!

[@1viva]

...and everything he said, still applies today! I really miss him... :/

[@phileinsophia4071]

una leggenda

[@jaymartin4166]

George, I use to get my granddaughter to write me stories she even illustrated some of them. When she was like 12 the teacher was so impressed with her ability to do so she got colleges to start courting her. Our little girl went to Yale and learned to speak mandarin from her roommate. She works for the U N now,but she ended up like Grandad so wrapped up in learning forgot to develop relationships with other people. When you start explaining things they look at you like you speak a foreign language.

[@1viva]

He was THE best TRUTH speaker! It's sad he is no longer alive... :-/ He sure would have LOT'S to say about us and the world today!...

[@stevebigansky9372]

Listening to George talking about someone strolling into a church and killing a bunch of worshippers LONG before it actually happened- talk about predicting the FUTURE

[@jonnysteiner821]

The audience is more agreeing with him and less laughing at jokes.

[@bruincatjove24]

So what?

[@TerpeneProfile1]

Shut up jon

[@HIGHRISH]

Rest in peace legend, one of the funniest men ever to lived , love his comedys 😂😂😂❤

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Now we have soft fruity millennial parents who won't even allow their kids watch the hunchback of notredame 😂

[@brianh5803]

Man...if he was still alive now he has no idea how right he was!

[@blasjosue]

Doesn't need to be alive to see the mess we have become today. He paved the way and predicted many things to come.

[@tlotlisomoswane]

The Nazi joke was well executed🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@carmenconti9563]

Genio!

[@francisclause4668]

A comedic genius!!!

[@meikadorsey9161]

He tried to warn us..😢 We didn't listen

[@KiSsMyaSsAsS3n]

This aged really well

[@giorgiomartinico3774]

GENIUS!!!

[@sylhomeo6351]

Brilliant and ahead of his time!

[@eddieavilia2299]

Secret to life? What's the secret to Life?... Not dying! I learned that shit in the third grade.!!- G.C.

[@ocirne3161]

Fantastico, mi sorprende sempre più !!

[@dude6658]

George Carlin time traveler confirmed

[@Tim_Climie]

Watch, the vase.

[@kidpavlo7444]

Bro predicted the future

[@felixthelmocevallosmorales41]

George Denis Patrick Carlin (12 de mayo de 1937 - 22 de junio de 2008) fue un comediante, actor, autor y crítico social estadounidense. Era conocido por su comedia negra y sus reflexiones sobre política, psicología, religión y varios temas tabúes. Su monólogo de "siete palabras sucias" fue fundamental para denunciar un caso de corrupción en la Corte Suprema de los Estados Unidos. Considerado como uno de los cómicos más importantes e influyentes de todos los tiempos, un periódico lo calificó de "decano de los comediantes de la contracultura".

[@roxane7432]

Thanks for sharing

[@MarySinclair-t2f]

George Carlin is a genius

[@Call_Me_Troy]

Just to save a few thousand lives 😂😂😂 The greatest comedian of all time.

[@2006glg]

First saw Carlin when I was 11 yo. Grew up in the JW cult, very strict, thought control upbringing. Then late one night, at a family member's house, I saw him on HBO and I wasn't supposed to be watching HBO. He was the introduction to thinking for myself on a variety of subjects in life. He planted a seed, for damn sure.

[@jrod5858]

I was also raised a JW. I never missed his HBO specials. Hilarious.

[@phineasp.quimby3162]

George Carlin has pushed all kinds of the right buttons - from beyond the grave😃 I can just hear him saying: "F**k that shit!"🤣

[@alessandrorigobello7551]

Probably the Greatest

[@ConnorMiller417]

Everything this man has said has become more relevant today than it was back then. Society has gone so far overboard with everything, especially when it comes to creating content because they don’t want to “offend people.” I’m so sick of censorship, cancel culture, “viewer discretion is advised”, and “I’m offended by this.” Here’s the bottom line: if you don’t like something, DON’T WATCH IT!

[@LordPulpito]

"And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking". Now I remembered that he narrated several seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine.

[@miowpurrfect38]

LOVE the bit ab school uniforms!! It's sooo true!! Schools think they help prevent bullying, but kids still get teased ab where their uniforms were bought, & bullying has gotten worse! Schools should promote individuality!!

[@YG-rr6zv]

Well it’s actually a double edged sword cos kids can still get bullied for wearing their own clothes

[@johngibson6597]

This has got to be the 6th GC special that warned us of the future and the world didn't listen. Fast forward to 2023.....

[@matthewconway1888]

The fact he referred to his narration job on “Thomas the Tank Engine” makes this bit even more magical and legendary😂😂😂

[@sandrakirker5342]

Preach it GC!!!

[@TheGreyGhost_of43rd]

What a masterpiece

[@dimebag108]

I love this guy. Especially the ironic way in which he resembles George Bush jr.

[@xoynialedmc]

Famous people are bloodlines and given these roles. Clearly to mold the minds of others. The bushes went to Yale and were in skull and bones (322) secret society. Also satanic child 'pervert' aleister Crowley was father of Barbara bush. Just a start. Look into it.

[@ryanunger5519]

Good lord I'd love to hear him roast the kids of today!!😂

[@roxane7432]

Yep

[@d.haroldangel241]

Genius

[@Thunder_Roy]

4:31 IT HAPPENED TOO!!!

[@prohawkk]

He exposed gen z. He exposed everything. And now I do feel there's an end somewhere now.

[@BenStevenson-c4z]

❤ George Carlin 😎

[@willymueller3278]

That guy is a genious !

[@allylondon9579]

He should have met Gen Z 😂

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

No soul listened to him. That is why we have a world like this.

[@theplasmatron3306]

Damn straight, even in 2024 it’s gotten worse where their freakin attention is focused on an iPad.

[@brucesegerdahl7892]

He is so right

[@bwhite429]

George Carlin’s ashes for President 😮

[@Lisa-rt7gg]

Never truer!

[@bleifrei8783]

LOL😂😂

[@ghighidi2608]

Quanta verita cazzo

[@giopi5761]

È sempre stato avanti come minimo di vent'anni

[@RevDog777]

"Guns in church" wow he predicted that one

[@nenofalletta]

How about all the parental control all the time

[@markalan3108]

how many years ago was this? was Carlin the reincarnated version of Nostradamus?

[@josephmcgowan1240]

Says 1999

[@markalan3108]

@@josephmcgowan1240 you might be right...just 23 years ahead of his time

[@francisclause4668]

Miss him terribly!!! Boy would he have a field day in 2023!!!!

[@Luke43168]

How many people will understand which parts are satire and irony and mocking - basically the opposite of decency and what George believed - and which parts are sincere?

[@Surfmus]

Damn, he predicted the future.

[@NoLogicNoFight]

😂 I am convinced now that comedy deteriorates the societies 😂😂

[@JimLovell-np4pv]

maybe so, when folks take it at face value

[@pritesers]

"I will show this to my kid while he growing up."

[@mbhog8490]

I miss playing with lawn darts. not once did i throw them at my brother.

[@sugma148]

Well damn he called it about shooters in church.

[@annamaydonegan1708]

He sure wouldn't have liked today's (2024) kids then.

[@tracyredwine8311]

I vote passive Eugenics!!!!!

[@Jondsmusic]

I love this! One of his best bits ever! Most of these kids are losers and their parents are the brain trust of losers making them! We have far too many mediocre people making mediocre kids! We need the smart people having kids for once!

[@sethwoods8063]

If George was still alive today 2023 America would be different.

[@armatchingram3081]

No it wouldn't lol

[@elletSetteSellaDomoU]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WITH YEAR YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS, YOU RETARDED THUMBS IN ASS RESEARCHER

[@sethwoods8063]

@@elletSetteSellaDomoU What the who the f*** are you talking to your thumbs in your a** and your mom's

[@chandanairborne]

guns in church is happening already

[@Reythscipe]

This is a clip from a 23 year old show, genius.

[@chadjohnson6646]

If only.

[@armatchingram3081]

@@Reythscipe 🤣

[@fabiob3403]

Un profeta, adesso è pieno di persone che si vittimizzano cercando colpevoli per i loro problemi.

[@doreenmorrison9407]

Got that right !!

[@thaache]

6:31 100% true

[@clubgus07]

True to this day im afraid George was a man of the future

[@williamdavis9943]

We live in America and we speak English.

[@BigSpinnerdawg]

Old people been complaining about the same shit for 20+ years lol

[@GenerationX1984]

School uniforms. North Korea also makes its citizens dress alike.

[@namesurname1083]

If his days children were soft! How about 2023 children? 😂😂

[@PeterMayer]

The greatest curmudgeon ever!

[@raypaolino]

Always loved George, loved most of this bit…he’s right on so many fronts about kids being overprotected, doting parents, etc. However, he goes a little too far for me with some of his generalizations about kids. Anyway, I still love him. His comedy was way ahead of its time. Wish he was still around!

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

I believe you 🎉😅😮😢😂❤

[@ZipZeroYT]

0:32 LMFAO

[@Welp503]

As a parent, lmao “fuck the children” hit different

[@prellen]

❤️🐐

[@eddiebazan6411]

Facts are stranger than fiction,eh?

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

Yeah[[[]

[@elainehewitt6813]

Hey teachers, leave those kids alone. All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

[@sanchopanzavive]

La traduzione "sessantottini" di "baby boomers" non c'entra nulla. Sessantottino ha una valenza politica, è qualcuno che può essere nato nel periodo del boom(non sempre) e ha fatto il 68 ed era da un lato politico. Baby boomer è un concetto anagrafico, è semplicemente chi è nato nel periodo del boom economico. I Sessantottini spesso erano dei boomers, ma non tutti i boomers erano Sessantottini.

[@Private_Witt]

Ciao Sancho, quando ho pubblicato lo sketch il termine "boomer" non era di moda come ora. Quindi per assicurarmi che tutti capissero più o meno la battuta ho tradotto con sessantottini. Oggi tradurrei con "boomer" e basta. Saluti.

[@sanchopanzavive]

@@Private_Witt si in effetti è difficile tradurre la parola boomer con una equivalente in italiano

[@carlosm8129]

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[@carlosm8129]

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[@armatchingram3081]

@@Private_Witt lolol ppl are too serious about KZbin lolol

[@brigittecaron2081]

Is it George Carlin...or...is it George Orwell ..Carlin.....

[@Cheezwizzz]

Wow nobody called him a philosopher???

[@sheilastutz5594]

I wasn't the model parent but they need to be taught to be tough

[@sheilastutz5594]

Let them structure their own free time a bit

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Wild to hear George shit on boomer stuff