George Carlin sui bambini - George Carlin about children

George Carlin sui bambini. Senza nessuna pietà per luoghi comuni e retorica.
Il video è tratto dallo spettacolo "You are all deseased" del 1999.
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This video is taken from the 1999 show "You are all deseased".
Copyright © by Warner Music Group. All rights reserved.

[@AmericanFUBAR33]

"If you're gonna tell people the truth you better make them laugh or they'll kill you" Bill Murray.

[@mickshaughnessy5743]

Truth, eh?

[@ronakkanodia137]

sadly he died

[@thelastbattlefield]

*Cecile Starr

[@turned2truth9780]

Spot on

[@NellThomas-gp4uf]

What a genius. Incredible memory, timing, delivery, body language, facial expression. Absolute comic genius. Miss him.

[@malcolmcurran6248]

He really was! Nobody else ever since has ever come close.

[@jordanvanetten7887]

George Carlin later years isn't comedy, it's just truth

[@armatchingram3081]

He got sick of the bullshyt, good for him

[@Jane-Doe.1126]

It was always truth

[@eddiestanley135]

Amen! Can not go to a movie, out to eat, pick your poison; without having brat(s) screaming, whining, and just because "mommie" stuck her cankles behind her ears and blasted out these little annoyances, the rest of us are subject to their bullsh*t! Carlin was spot on

[@bobinthewest8559]

I don’t recall hearing George Carlin say anything that wasn’t true, all throughout his career.

[@richpleh8695]

It’s the truth if you’ve taken acid everyday for years.

[@geraldspencer8679]

"I'm not worried about guns in school. You know what I'm waiting for? Guns in church!" If only George was alive today to see the chaos he predicted.

[@carmeloarocho5234]

Wow. Scary

[@josephbyrtus8190]

He just makes life more simple.

[@JimLovell-np4pv]

true, true

[@gligliofucsia]

"volete sapere come aiutare i vostri bambini? lasciateli in pace cazzo!" pura poesia!

[@jeffreese5977]

I don’t have kids, but this bit actually makes a lot of sense. The 3 hours per day thing is a bit excessive and only for humor, but the premise of leaving them alone a bit is good.

[@Finderoflostthings08]

Love George Carlin. Everything from the humor to the blatant exposition of the truth!

[@Sagittarius-81]

Yeah, that truth, hey? It's almost, as if it's indispensable!

[@chuckselvage3157]

RIP GC he was a legend.

[@aja7530]

Hahahaha! " A few winners, a whole lot of losers!" Love George Carlin for speaking the truth

[@francisclause4668]

Man if there was ever a time in this Country to have George Carlin, it's now!!!!

[@lukeriely4468]

Nothing would change. Nothing changed then, nore ever has. That's why he was so angry. Notice how he shouts his statements at the people? We are all subdued by our overlords as a collective. Woken individuals don't matter because everything we do happens on mass. We just conform.

[@roxane7432]

They'd assassinate him. I sound crazy, but I sometimes question his death

[@HIGHRISH]

Rest in peace legend, one of the funniest men ever to lived , love his comedys 😂😂😂❤

[@angelsong119]

So true. From an old woman who rode my bike without a helmet or training wheels. Dad steadied the seat from the back and said.. Start peddling.

[@arthurmchugh5184]

All 4 of us in the back seat of dads Buick, no seat belt, parents smoking up front!!! , no sun shades on the window for our little eyes !! I don't know how we survived!!! 70 years last December!!😀😀

[@Cescolo]

E' incredibile come siano ancora attuali queste parole, e anzi, il tutto si è amplificato al giorno d'oggi. Era gia avanti di decenni George, grandissimo.

[@roxsanakourov.4513]

George was so right!

[@1viva]

...and everything he said, still applies today! I really miss him... :/

[@brianh5803]

Man...if he was still alive now he has no idea how right he was!

[@1viva]

He was THE best TRUTH speaker! It's sad he is no longer alive... :-/ He sure would have LOT'S to say about us and the world today!...

[@jonnysteiner821]

The audience is more agreeing with him and less laughing at jokes.

[@bruincatjove24]

So what?

[@MrSmokincodz]

Shut up jon

[@phileinsophia4071]

una leggenda

[@tlotlisomoswane]

The Nazi joke was well executed🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dude6658]

George Carlin time traveler confirmed

[@Sagittarius-81]

Watch, the vase.

[@stevebigansky9372]

Listening to George talking about someone strolling into a church and killing a bunch of worshippers LONG before it actually happened- talk about predicting the FUTURE

[@KiSsMyaSsAsS3n]

This aged really well

[@VincentKun]

Era un genio, ha detto cose che ai tempi erano sottovalutate ed oggi sono proprio così, tutto gira attorno ai bambini, KZbin è diventato una merda per proteggere i bambini

[@soulrebornofficial]

Grazie per la traduzione di questo pezzo fantastico ed incredibilmente attuale!

[@matteosalvafiorita3166]

analisi perfetta da un grande uomo!

[@francisclause4668]

A comedic genius!!!

[@ConnorMiller417]

Everything this man has said has become more relevant today than it was back then. Society has gone so far overboard with everything, especially when it comes to creating content because they don’t want to “offend people.” I’m so sick of censorship, cancel culture, “viewer discretion is advised”, and “I’m offended by this.” Here’s the bottom line: if you don’t like something, DON’T WATCH IT!

[@meikadorsey9161]

He tried to warn us..😢 We didn't listen

[@felixthelmocevallosmorales41]

George Denis Patrick Carlin (12 de mayo de 1937 - 22 de junio de 2008) fue un comediante, actor, autor y crítico social estadounidense. Era conocido por su comedia negra y sus reflexiones sobre política, psicología, religión y varios temas tabúes. Su monólogo de "siete palabras sucias" fue fundamental para denunciar un caso de corrupción en la Corte Suprema de los Estados Unidos. Considerado como uno de los cómicos más importantes e influyentes de todos los tiempos, un periódico lo calificó de "decano de los comediantes de la contracultura".

[@roxane7432]

Thanks for sharing

[@Call_Me_Troy]

Just to save a few thousand lives 😂😂😂 The greatest comedian of all time.

[@user-yw5qt9lm7k]

George Carlin is a genius

[@eddieavilia2299]

Secret to life? What's the secret to Life?... Not dying! I learned that shit in the third grade.!!- G.C.

[@SassyyjuicyMaria]

Man, he's awesome!!! we need more like him. But I'm afraid he'll eventually get cancelled

[@JimLovell-np4pv]

it already happened, in June 22 of 2018

[@2006glg]

First saw Carlin when I was 11 yo. Grew up in the JW cult, very strict, thought control upbringing. Then late one night, at a family member's house, I saw him on HBO and I wasn't supposed to be watching HBO. He was the introduction to thinking for myself on a variety of subjects in life. He planted a seed, for damn sure.

[@jrod5858]

I was also raised a JW. I never missed his HBO specials. Hilarious.

[@alessandrorigobello7551]

Probably the Greatest

[@dimebag108]

I love this guy. Especially the ironic way in which he resembles George Bush jr.

[@xoynialedmcesoentill6034]

Famous people are bloodlines and given these roles. Clearly to mold the minds of others. The bushes went to Yale and were in skull and bones (322) secret society. Also satanic child 'pervert' aleister Crowley was father of Barbara bush. Just a start. Look into it.

[@carmenconti9563]

Genio!

[@caemanbay]

A bit I haven’t seen yet is always welcome

[@johngibson6597]

This has got to be the 6th GC special that warned us of the future and the world didn't listen. Fast forward to 2023.....

[@miowpurrfect38]

LOVE the bit ab school uniforms!! It's sooo true!! Schools think they help prevent bullying, but kids still get teased ab where their uniforms were bought, & bullying has gotten worse! Schools should promote individuality!!

[@YG-rr6zv]

Well it’s actually a double edged sword cos kids can still get bullied for wearing their own clothes

[@sandrakirker5342]

Preach it GC!!!

[@LordPulpito]

"And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking". Now I remembered that he narrated several seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine.

[@d.haroldangel241]

Genius

[@ocirne3161]

Fantastico, mi sorprende sempre più !!

[@phineasp.quimby3162]

George Carlin has pushed all kinds of the right buttons - from beyond the grave😃 I can just hear him saying: "F**k that shit!"🤣

[@giorgiomartinico3774]

GENIUS!!!

[@ghighidi2608]

Quanta verita cazzo

[@TheGreyGhost_of43rd]

What a masterpiece

[@ryanunger5519]

Good lord I'd love to hear him roast the kids of today!!😂

[@roxane7432]

Yep

[@jaymartin4166]

George, I use to get my granddaughter to write me stories she even illustrated some of them. When she was like 12 the teacher was so impressed with her ability to do so she got colleges to start courting her. Our little girl went to Yale and learned to speak mandarin from her roommate. She works for the U N now,but she ended up like Grandad so wrapped up in learning forgot to develop relationships with other people. When you start explaining things they look at you like you speak a foreign language.

[@willymueller3278]

That guy is a genious !

[@giopi5761]

È sempre stato avanti come minimo di vent'anni

[@RevDog777]

"Guns in church" wow he predicted that one

[@nenofalletta]

How about all the parental control all the time

[@Luke43168]

How many people will understand which parts are satire and irony and mocking - basically the opposite of decency and what George believed - and which parts are sincere?

[@brucesegerdahl7892]

He is so right

[@bwhite429]

George Carlin’s ashes for President 😮

[@Lisa-rt7gg]

Never truer!

[@bleifrei8783]

LOL😂😂

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

No soul listened to him. That is why we have a world like this.

[@kidpavlo7444]

Bro predicted the future

[@Thunder_Roy]

4:31 IT HAPPENED TOO!!!

[@priteshbarkale281]

"I will show this to my kid while he growing up."

[@Surfmus]

Damn, he predicted the future.

[@user-fq5kg6gk1g]

❤ George Carlin 😎

[@sethwoods8063]

If George was still alive today 2023 America would be different.

[@armatchingram3081]

No it wouldn't lol

[@elletSetteSellaDomoU]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WITH YEAR YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS, YOU RETARDED THUMBS IN ASS RESEARCHER

[@sethwoods8063]

@@elletSetteSellaDomoU What the who the f*** are you talking to your thumbs in your a** and your mom's

[@francisclause4668]

Miss him terribly!!! Boy would he have a field day in 2023!!!!

[@tracyredwine8311]

I vote passive Eugenics!!!!!

[@mbhog8490]

I miss playing with lawn darts. not once did i throw them at my brother.

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Now we have soft fruity millennial parents who won't even allow their kids watch the hunchback of notredame 😂

[@sugma148]

Well damn he called it about shooters in church.

[@doreenmorrison9407]

Got that right !!

[@NoLogicNoFight]

😂 I am convinced now that comedy deteriorates the societies 😂😂

[@JimLovell-np4pv]

maybe so, when folks take it at face value

[@fabiob3403]

Un profeta, adesso è pieno di persone che si vittimizzano cercando colpevoli per i loro problemi.

[@allylondon9579]

He should have met Gen Z 😂

[@prellen]

❤️🐐

[@chandanairborne]

guns in church is happening already

[@Reythscipe]

This is a clip from a 23 year old show, genius.

[@chadjohnson6646]

If only.

[@armatchingram3081]

@@Reythscipe 🤣

[@markalan3108]

how many years ago was this? was Carlin the reincarnated version of Nostradamus?

[@josephmcgowan1240]

Says 1999

[@markalan3108]

@@josephmcgowan1240 you might be right...just 23 years ahead of his time

[@eddiebazan6411]

Facts are stranger than fiction,eh?

[@thaache]

6:31 100% true

[@raypaolino]

Always loved George, loved most of this bit…he’s right on so many fronts about kids being overprotected, doting parents, etc. However, he goes a little too far for me with some of his generalizations about kids. Anyway, I still love him. His comedy was way ahead of its time. Wish he was still around!

[@GenerationX1984]

School uniforms. North Korea also makes its citizens dress alike.

[@PeterMayer]

The greatest curmudgeon ever!

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

Yeah[[[]

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

I believe you 🎉😅😮😢😂❤

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

😎

[@theplasmatron3306]

Damn straight, even in 2024 it’s gotten worse where their freakin attention is focused on an iPad.

[@ZstackZip]

0:32 LMFAO

[@Tony-T.]

Old people been complaining about the same shit for 20+ years lol

[@sheilastutz5594]

I wasn't the model parent but they need to be taught to be tough

[@namesurname1083]

If his days children were soft! How about 2023 children? 😂😂

[@christiananders199]

he predicted guns in church and he was right! It happened.

[@sheilastutz5594]

Let them structure their own free time a bit

[@williamdavis9943]

We live in America and we speak English.

[@Cheezwizzz]

Wow nobody called him a philosopher???

[@annamaydonegan1708]

He sure wouldn't have liked today's (2024) kids then.

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

Faith for a great birthday this year 🎉yep

[@clubgus07]

True to this day im afraid George was a man of the future

[@eulogy4anange1]

Lol

[@stevebigansky9372]

My brother in law is an investment banker dealing only in commercial real estate, and describes/compares people who deal in stock market with our next generation of children - very few WINNERS and a whole lot of LOOSERS

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Wild to hear George shit on boomer stuff

[@EmmaLindaEmmason-ng1dv]

Dad

[@davelorenz3285]

Thank god George didn’t have kids. He was probably picked on as a child.