GERMANY'S COLOSSAL TANK P. 1000 RATTE ( War Thunder P.1000 Ratte Gameplay)

[@PhlyDaily]

AFTER TWO YEARS after the initial idea and testing Beckett has finally done it. Many thanks to him and Ride for bringing this stuff to virtual life! Check it out for yourself! live.warthunder.com/post/785201/en/

[@HighStreet-5mg]

first to comment on this comment

[@alexalder1028]

PhlyDaily, well jolly good job to him:) But, doubt that thing could beat the Rectangular Box Of Doom!!!, probably.

[@Cross242]

wait phly. im confused when did war thunder add rukin landships?

[@haassteambraker9959]

Now all we need is the bastard child of the P 1000 Ratte and the KV 2-2-2. How stupid would that be.

[@capitainsheep1137]

PHLYDAILY PLZ SEARCH THE RAILGUN GUSTAV GUN GERMAN GIGANTESQUE CANON

[@tsunamiariya521]

Gaijin: we're out of tanks! *Man walks in and drops Hitler's diary from when he was eight* Man: no we're not

[@dinaebtariani9710]

Ok

[@zwillia.s1432]

@Hellidius um why?

[@KawakazeAkiCh]

me:brings in stalinium

[@appletherapy3492]

😂

[@ggezpz_gitgud]

Tanks weren't around when Hitler was 8 though...

[@thedesertfox6889]

"It's all fun and games until the Ratte shoot your tank with a shell as big as your tank itself" - Sun Tzu, Art of War thunder

[@chromite_chromite]

Me: loads my Kv-2000 with malicious intent, *get ready for some Midway on land ass shit.*

[@theforgottenapostle1940]

@@chromite_chromite loads P. 1500 with malicious intent: *Say no more*

[@Sirphatsorn]

Look like u put ship on tank battle

[@Yamato_Preset]

@@theforgottenapostle1940 Me: **Loads KV-6000 An Powerful Shell** Get Ready For A Big Boom Comrades! Dasvidanya!

[@gumbassanee]

@@Sirphatsorn well it was designated as a landkreuzer which means landcruiser. I don't think you're alone with that thought. 😊

[@Hunter725R]

"So how big should our next tank be ?" Hitler: Ja

[@comradewaffle6795]

“So how fast should our tanks go ?” Stalin: Da

[@ethanstang9941]

Make it bigger. Lol

[@carolusrex4008]

not big enough I want bigger!

[@alchemist6819]

They designed even bigger with a 800mm gun or 600mm mortor

[@alchemist6819]

Its name was P 1500 Monster

[@MrCiko5]

"hans, we need a better transmisson" "more armor, you say?" "nein! better transmission" "bigger kannon, you say?" "goddamit hans" "oh! battleship kannon?" "ja hans, JA!"

[@soviet5433]

Tank fish

[@seantaggart7382]

Hitler: what are you two on about? Worker: we are making this tank called the ratte! Its bigger than the maus Hitler: wow you know what I support it *some department i forgot the name of:* NO!

[@theforgottenapostle1940]

@@seantaggart7382 *laughs in P 1.500 monster*

[@seantaggart7382]

@@theforgottenapostle1940 yeah

[@smh3808]

That came from tank fish ehhe

[@chiongmathewjoseph3974]

Hitler to the engineers: See that battleship? I want to see it rolling with wheels.

[@cephalonordis7768]

He wasn't even the one who designed it he was just shown it

[@mgrant011]

@@cephalonordis7768 Yes he was shown blueprints but he wanted a tank that matched the 1000 project.

[@russianbroskie2026]

Not wheels it would be treads

[@harveywallbanger3123]

As opposed to rolling with skis?

[@Bored_Kaga]

280mm is cruiser caliber. but the scharnhorsts used it so you're actually not wrong.

[@colagesicht]

are you crying my führer? Nein

[@tsinjorasamy3852]

Nein*

[@ssi3262]

nein*

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

Its supposed to be nein

[@gnarlytj8919]

Ja

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

weinst du mein Fuhrer?

[@MikeGoesBoom]

Oh my, now *those* are some big sideskirts

[@topshaggerdavid3587]

Wheres your german efficency mate? Make some videos…..Faulpelz

[@kyokyoniizukyo7171]

MikeGoesBoom Panzermaudels ptsd?

[@derkaiser9881]

Damn. Triple XXX Maus ammo racks don't have shit on these. P.S. WHERE'S THE PANZERADELS IS2 PLAYTHROUGH!?

[@easetheweeb]

but does it have a blowout ammo rack

[@SaveThePurpleRhino]

You sick sick pervert Mike. Love it

[@michaelmyers3659]

Bismarck: "sink" Panzer Company: "fine I'll do it my self"

[@shinkreytpuylap]

PANZER

[@heenthousiast383]

@@shinkreytpuylap ja

[@pawskiepanzerfox8394]

@@shinkreytpuylap Panzer ist gut, ja?

[@Bored_Kaga]

Bismarck used main guns that were 10cm or 100mm larger in caliber.

[@Genesongx]

@@Bored_Kaga Imagine one tank with yamato 460mm guns

[@kkhagerty6315]

Land battleship? Better get some torpedos with wheels

[@Fred_the_1996]

*japanese planes on wheels

[@DZ-1987]

Just get a landmine, shape it into a tank, and give it wheels. Call it the Goliath.

[@pillsburrydough9931]

@@Fred_the_1996 they have wheels

[@DZ-1987]

@Zygy __ Might as well call it Jericho.

[@kayceeS219]

There actually was a mine that was a mini tank and was controlled by a remote

[@NGC-7635]

P.1000 RATTE Commander: “Where is the rest of our tanks!?” Crew Member: ”Oh...yeah, we had to syphon all the fuel from the other tanks to fill the tank on this thing”

[@hyenahallstrom7034]

*goes 3 miles* "HANS WE RAN OUT OF FUEL"

[@vukpsodorov5446]

"we couldn't build any more tanks because all of our resources and factories were busy building the ratte"

[@SaveThePurpleRhino]

They're all our cannon shell now, sir !

[@montebarnes3021]

Hanz get ze fuel!

[@theolodger]

"Don't be a dummkopf we have spare fuel!" 'No, Hans, we used it all

[@AlabamaSoldier]

This is as close to a real-life AT-AT as you can get.

[@glinting_infantry6823]

*ah i see your a man of culture*

[@garrettrussell8137]

It reminds me more of the Jawas sandcrawler if it was weaponized

[@liamdoyle5363]

Except we never even got there lol

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

It's like AT-AT, but bigger

[@matthewarnold4557]

Somehow this makes more sense than the AT-AT.

[@mr.h1083]

Basically "You see that Bismarck turret there?" *"Strap it on some tracks."*

[@ilduce9083]

Yes

[@largol33t1]

Um, wasn't the turret intended to be taken from disabled Scharnhorst guns?

[@hunterbg6651]

@@largol33t1 yes but it was the same caliber Bismarck had

[@wolfganglepschy4084]

@@hunterbg6651 No that is the turret of the prinz eugen which looks similar to the Bismarcks however the guns on the bismarck were 100 millimeters wider.

[@jeffgifford3789]

Tat is not an Bismarck turret 😅😅

[@dragonkingofthestars]

If you listen closely: you can hear the Bomber pilots salivating.

[@DZ-1987]

"Can't wait to blow that up" It'd be funny if the bombs actually slid off before exploding.

[@sbeve7820]

@@DZ-1987 or just bounced off

[@DZ-1987]

That's a thing that may happen too. But understanding that the damn thing intends to run at about 40 Km/h if it slid off, the sneaky Ratte would be well enough out of effective range. Unless its a nuke... If it bounces, most likely, it either pings off to the side, then explode, but still sort of in effective range, though not exactly at its most effective. Or it won't at all, and just detonate. The original proposal i made was a joke. But there's sense to it, if it somehow happens.

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

Shluuurp

[@commiewolfeee8437]

very funny when you hear jet engines on the rescue

[@agoraeuentendi1391]

Carful boys Bismarck came out of the water

[@kh2b573]

Those are gneisenau's guns

[@mladtheimpaler]

Great, another Target for swordfish to imobilize.

[@Gorillazilla93]

Bismarck had 15" guns, the Ratte is like the Scharnhorst and Gneisenau etc. with 11"

[@Schten93]

Bismark is the sister chip for the Tirpiz

[@jameesssss4069]

Ready the torpedos

[@ZmaneShow]

If this monstrosity were built, the war would have ended quickly Because Germany would have run out of steel

[@Bean_8000]

build it now and send it to the middle east. that'll show 'em.... just ignore... the mountains... maybe

[@MrEsphoenix]

Would have made a nice target for the Air Force though

[@doowed7737]

I thought u were being serious for a second... then I pressed read more lol

[@hitmanx200]

@@Bean_8000 1 IED would wreck it

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

@@hitmanx200 it has 6 different tracks, that are probably as thick as that German mine disposal tank that Potential History has a video on. You would need something powerful enough to completely destroy a MBT to at least disable the Ratte's movement.

[@sampsonlll1825]

Seems like something straight out of Warhammer.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

IT IS THE BANEBLADE!

[@valtersplume3726]

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 no, the Baneblade looks like a toy next to this behemoth. It's canon that the Baneblade weighs just around 300 tons (yes, it's that small. The word "small" is relative here, the Baneblade is still big). The fandom always exaggerates its size...

[@cephalonordis7768]

THIS IS A VEHICLE OF DEATH WORTHY FOR THE EMPORER HIMSELF FOR THE EMPORER!!!!!!

[@ruffnarbobnar5960]

Heresy?

[@thedyingmeme6]

Kinda like a Mastodon only slightly less _gun_

[@wagoneer81]

Hitting a 40-ton tank with an 11 inch naval round is a lot like swatting a bee with a sledge hammer.

[@ІгорВладіміров-т9х]

Underrated

[@WorkersofAmericaRise]

@@ІгорВладіміров-т9х it was 2 years ago..

[@Mr.Potato2900]

100% miss tho

[@marcusbaker830]

I swat a bee with a mace lmfao.

[@buddaxkebab7092]

Germany's tier 6 premium super T H I C C B O I Battle rating 11.0 Repair cost 350 000 SL Entire Tiger factory inside Able to go underwater with snorkels Consumes entire oil reserves still getting penned by a bt-5

[@battleoid2411]

So, a Fatboy from Supreme Commander?

[@henryfaber922]

Stalin's baby's swarm the RATTE's tracks.....

[@joemama-mk4zz]

Tier 1 you mean lol

[@kiraxxxxxxxxx]

@@battleoid2411 Fatboy is better and it can build units !

[@jakethefinn2353]

America won't like the second to last one

[@GunDog3x5]

Poland:*loudest scream in the earth*

[@thundersoul6795]

Ratte: *drains its only few fuel trucks for the month a few kilometers past the border*

[@mongolianwormofdeath592]

Poland: Charge!

[@andrewwoodhead3141]

Indeed . The mass execution of some six million Jews in Nazi death camps , over the course of WW2, was only a part of the horrors that befell Poland over the course of the thirties and forties. You should read 'blood lands' for a comprehensive list of the war crimes committed by both the Fascist and communist regimes in Poland.

[@Marcelitus230]

France: *biggest white flag ever*

[@drumbass2]

This thing alone could conquer poland

[@daanbos5918]

The “small” turrets on the rear where supposed to be Maus turrets

[@theforgottenapostle1940]

You think the Ratte is big? Look at the 1.500 monster. *laughs in 800mm main gun*

[@npc14835]

@@theforgottenapostle1940ratio

[@igameidoresearchtoo6511]

@@theforgottenapostle1940 814mm*

[@itzteslamodels9320]

@@theforgottenapostle1940 *laughs in scooter

[@shellcasing3112]

Not confirmed

[@yamato4169]

This thing had sleeping quarters, Bathroom, And storage for two BMW motorcycles

[@hazydoom69]

Just two bikes this thing looks like it could fit a scout tank in it

[@HMN134]

@@hazydoom69 maybe several maus' lol

[@mongomoonbladder8023]

Dancefloor ?

[@scotteric8711]

It's literally a modern era siege base with Armament. It tramples villages and treats fortresses like sand castles.

[@codeplaysgames7681]

I know right, its crazy some facts say it also had eating area.

[@yerrrrrd]

**still gets sniped by t34**

[@vincentadomat4105]

Yeah sure Dude u dont think before texting comments

[@yerrrrrd]

Vincent Adomat uhh do you play this game? It’s a bit of a running inside joke, not a logical statement...

[@_chp_]

@@vincentadomat4105 r/wooooooooooosh

[@derstaubsauger7181]

Yeah buoy no by bt5

[@tsinjorasamy3852]

@@yerrrrrd It is a perfectly logical statement since the entire soviet APHEC and APBC perf curves are MASSIVELY overperforming in Soviet Thunder, along with spherical-like explosion of the APHEBC shells while all the other shells have cone-like ones. Running joke yeah, but relies on VERIFIED facts that Gaylordjin doesn't want to fix in order to ensure Soviet domination in this game.

[@bruhmomento4462]

P 1000 ratte with no air defense: exists Bombers be like: it's free real estate

[@shieldde6209]

Too THICC

[@sbeve7820]

it had eight 20 mm Flak 38 anti-aircraft guns

[@shieldde6209]

Whos gonna control that AA?

[@rks-hd8tg]

@@shieldde6209 The crew. I wonder how huge the inside is too and how many crew members does it need to fully operate.

[@alessiom3859]

You don't put that ship/tank out without an AA division

[@m1co294]

Designers designing the Ratte: "See that battleship? Put its gun on wheels" Designers designing the Monster: "See that Gustav gun? Get it off the rails"

[@exudeku]

Scheiße, Hans. Ze Ratte is zo *T H E C C*

[@hansbyenkya8948]

My name is Hans😂😂

[@huangforest647]

I don't know German but I guess it means: shit, Hans, the ratte is so thicc

[@smogdanoff7053]

Should be: SCHEIßE HANS, DIE RATTE IST ZU DICK!

[@jj3cx]

As german im really sad that you laugh about the german, if rudolf diesel did not build the diesel engine you cant drive and ships and planes would been never here guys!

[@pRahvi0]

@@smogdanoff7053 I think it could be _Der_ Ratte in this case :D

[@paveldaman1820]

P 1000 Ratte: Can kill tank and bunker complex even though it misses by 10m KV - 2: Can kill entire German tank platoon even though it misses by 100m

[@kuba_mar]

KV-2 - 2 missed HE shots in 1945 reported to have landed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

@@kuba_mar wait, so how much tnt is in one kv-2 shells?

[@justinbiggs1005]

@@RuminatingKiwi927 all of it. Plus vodka and stalinium comrade.

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

@@justinbiggs1005 russia is crazy

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

@@justinbiggs1005 forget it, what about german captured kv-2 ?

[@lordstepdan]

"It was much too big to be called a tank. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron."

[@bobamus1987]

lordstepdan I, sacrifice!

[@codeplaysgames7681]

What about Land cruiser.

[@RayTC]

put your grasses on

[@antalbartelds7036]

Inochi o moyashitsukuse, owaranai yoru no hazama deeeeeeeee!

[@historyman9436]

@@codeplaysgames7681 nah land-battleship Just Put the prefix LBS infront of the Tank names and its officialy in the navy The prefix is lit. land-battleship btw

[@brothercharanus1927]

Tank designers: so how big do you want your tanks to be my fuhrer? Hitler: Y E S

[@MythWarpathIX]

Great addition to 6.7 BR Germany.

[@subject204ghost3]

no, 1.0 br would be better. but seriously this would be good at 7.7 and the maus could take the place of the 105 tiger 2.

[@judesantos8120]

@@subject204ghost3 That'd be cruelty to 6.3 tonks

[@subject204ghost3]

Ravioli Ravioli Why'd You Lewd the Dragon Loli well yes most 6.3 tanks would have trouble with the maus but most 6.7 tanks can pen it's turret or it's side within 400m. anything would be better than being in an 8.7 uptier with the maus. you always get put on huge maps where you'll never get to a capture point and your always to slow to get out of harm's way.

[@jerryturner688]

It don’t need to be in war thunder at all

[@drewski4317]

April fools 2019 confirmed

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

Put the KV-6 and KV-222 for the Russians. The Ratte and the Aureole for Germany. We need ideas for the other countries.

[@alextrulson93]

20 something gun M3 Lee for america?

[@ignite5998]

@@ragnarokstravius2074 T-28 for USA

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

walker tanks and P-1000 Ratte against Gaijilla

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

@@alextrulson93 M3 Lee, but the turret uses his AT cannon and there's a GAU-8 on the AT cannon's place. Or a RailGun.

[@apollogold4494]

My führer what new tank would you like? Hitler: Ship cannons on a tank! And make it extra *T H I C C*

[@SafiullahMollick]

and that's how Ratte was born.........

[@SafiullahMollick]

Imagine if Hitler wanted a tank with rocket launcher+nuke missle pad+ stealth bomber plane+ yamato's gun+ OP flame throwers........................... I'm dead

[@saabungen4759]

@@SafiullahMollick no bismarcks guns not weeb guns

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@saabungen4759 You need to call yourself Mein Krampf lol

[@shinkreytpuylap]

Fat Fuck Tank

[@neophyteteitoku1424]

8:50 sums up all of humanity.

[@FlyConeGuy]

Closest humanity ever got to the Baneblade.

[@Страус-к3ш]

Golden

[@MitoMonge]

IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAAAAADE

[@kagura7107]

And realizing it was just a Land Cruiser in the prototype blueprints.

[@thamor4746]

No! Baneblade was imagined from this :)

[@AngelSamael]

This thing is larger than the Baneblade by 21 metres and 640 tonnes making it almost 3 times bigger. This is the only thing that will make a Baneblade turn around.

[@Krieg3904]

Quote of the year: "280mm naval big boom things" - PhlyDaily

[@thegregitto]

Fun Fact: The P.1000 Ratte had a bay to hold two Motor Bikes that could deploy out from the vehicle

[@ottoia9126]

I'm pretty sure you could cram a light/medium tank in here if you really want to

[@thegregitto]

@@ottoia9126 I believe so too.

[@Mask_Guy]

@@ottoia9126 "hanz, this tunnel is small, we can't pass here" "deploy ze panzers..."

[@ygorschuma3059]

If you pay close attention to the Ratte design, it looks like a giant version of the Panzer II DAK

[@AnnatarCarvour]

Lol it does just noticed that after reading this

[@AnnatarCarvour]

Big brother DAKKA DAK RATTE

[@peoplesrepublicofliberland5606]

It looks more like a P40 LEONCELLO

[@rewrew897]

Pássaro Azul HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THIS BEFORE :O

[@merlotingreigory3606]

needs more dakka

[@CmdrChrisArcher]

"For the main armament, we have TWO 280mm Naval.. big boom things" gj Phlee. much wow.

[@christopher8k]

Like to add to the tech tree.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@Aaron Bergey NANI?!?!?! zats a shamefur dispray to wehrmacht heer lol

[@reid1283]

Maybe they should add all 20+ KV5 designs

[@falke_blade9341]

YES

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

Oh man , I need to farm so much lions

[@DElkan]

Lol you'd basically be giving free XP. to ground attack pilots.

[@moxxie7610]

Maus:**flirts with fury** P.1000 Ratte: come on, **grabs fury's hand**

[@Arrow_118]

Oh Schnell.... so beautiful... *Then KV-222 comes rolling in*

[@44sleek25]

Ja ja!

[@thegamingcat3202]

Mobius 176 you mean kv-2-2-2 right?

[@Myuutsuu85]

What are 152mm cannon's are going to do, if even a 280mm had barely any effect?

[@Arrow_118]

@@Myuutsuu85 bias may one day find a way to counter such a threat.

[@pbg6979]

Kv222 will have big fridge with vodka machine fuel

[@jsweizston5410]

If the Germans would've advanced far enough, I could've seen them literally making AT-AT Walkers as well.

[@thenthson]

Yep seems like a German thing to do

[@hazydoom69]

Imperial March intensifies

[@Darek225Army]

They planned a even bigger tank than this

[@thenthson]

@@Darek225Army also a German thing to do

[@mafia_boss_neto]

@@Darek225Army My brother Landkreuzer P.1500 Monster he a nice guy

[@warmglassofmilk520]

When the maus wasnt enough for the germans

[@TypeGraffi]

When the whole earth wasn't enought for the Germans.

[@KawakazeAkiCh]

the whole universe won’t be enough for the germans

[@painfultruth1846]

@@KawakazeAkiCh ich bestätige diese Aussage

[@KawakazeAkiCh]

@@painfultruth1846 English?

[@painfultruth1846]

@@KawakazeAkiCh yes English. Translation :I do confirm this statement.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Germany: I can't leave my engineers alone even for a moment!

[@ops5161]

Yes and no. It was Hitler's idea by the end of the war that he needs a tank that would dominate on the battlefield. Friedrich Krupp AG made that tank, but Hitler demanded a *bigger* turret.

[@patrikcath1025]

*German engineering*

[@simko6064]

*EVEN* on paper.

[@wardenman7091]

If I was an allied soldier and I saw this, I’d shoot myself before it came 1.5 kilometres near me.

[@erinmoody9892]

Is best in tha world

[@takasmaka820]

Nazi engineering

[@jb76489]

Erin Moody is that why they couldn’t figure out a transmission? Or a proximity fuse for AA shells?

[@foximacentauri7891]

When the Bismarck learned to go on land

[@kh2b573]

Its gneisenau pls stop ,you're hurting my brain

[@sengulkasim1981]

@@kh2b573 nah its %100 bismarck

[@kh2b573]

@@sengulkasim1981 wooooow so true

[@AresAmielDBinag]

EVOLUTION

[@jasonc584]

PRIDE OF A NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL!!!

[@Dan-pf1jf]

This Tank: **Exists** Royal Navy & Royal Air Force: Its free target practice

[@YellowAquarium]

It had 8 AA turrets. Don’t mess with Deutsche AA

[@m1garand903]

MAH YEUNG we will mess with Deutsche AA :)

[@TheSuJ]

Time to test the nukes?

[@blakecacini8016]

Famous last words

[@bm-13katyusharocketartille41]

@Donald J.Trump wouldn't have enough iron to make those if the P.1000 was made.

[@collinmurphy107]

German army: don’t worry Hans, the safest place you can be on the battlefield is in this tank Hans: 12:05

[@phantomaviator1318]

We need to port this into the main game for a new game mode called "Memes" where every tank and plane and ship is unlocked, and there are nuclear bombs and nuclear armor. So you can have a biplane nuke a maus. Nice.

[@orangedeleon4583]

XD

[@forzaf1gtaracingandmore824]

Phantom Aviator type 95 shoots Rattes.

[@knighthunter1791]

you can have a biplane with Stalinium plating.

[@forzaf1gtaracingandmore824]

Knighthhnter 1791 Po-2 with Stalinum plating everywhere and it shoots out pe-8s that drop nukes constantly and the Po-2 goes Mach 2

[@knighthunter1791]

@@forzaf1gtaracingandmore824 how about that but the biplane goes to mach 10 but doesn't get destroyed in the process.

[@glauber9924]

Imagine when you scary a maus and then his mom comes over to see what's happening

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

Bombers: What is this? Target practice?

[@blakecacini8016]

@@ajinkyatarodekar9099 haha no

[@btr-70]

@@medic5258 incorrect, it was theorized that it would only be able to go about 12 kph due to transmission and suspension issues.

[@kdoster58]

@@medic5258 That isn't true. The thing would have sunk in the ground if it were to go that fast. In fact you could have infiltrated it. Not to mention, allied air strikes could have easily pinpointed in the front of the MASSIVE target. The Ratte also had no way to defend itself if allied tanks got along the sides of it. Not to mention artillery was inaccurate, but a target that big? Come on man.

[@bm-13katyusharocketartille41]

@@medic5258 it's 1000 tonnes idiot, that would be unachievable, since it will always have to be off-road, since it will destroy roads if it used it, it's the same with bridges.

[@Orangefan77]

Here's an idea: All of you with your gameplay suggestions, put them in one comment thread so the rest of us can make actual comments actually pertaining to this actual video.

[@XpunisherX8152]

Seriously man.. thats all i see in his videos. Makss me not even bother.

[@MrEsphoenix]

Yer I've thought the same thing before. Phly should have a pinned comment for people to make suggestions, and make it clear he'll only take ideas from there. Even none WT videos he does are full of combo suggestions and the likes.

[@cardboard_shaft]

aTtemPT nuMbER 186041

[@pinkdirt8652]

thank god someone said it

[@raduteodorescu4036]

Loving the unloved! Play the Arado Ar 324 B-2! Attempt: 1

[@codyadams120]

German engineer: *snorts a pound of coke* “Let’s put 18” battleship guns ON A PANZER!!”

[@jamiegarlock3797]

"If only earth had 92% less gravity it might have worked" Yamato & graf spee: am i a joke to you

[@Darek225Army]

Yeah but floating on water is easier than moving on land

[@thelvadam2884]

graf spee weidth nothing tho , 12-16000 tons is nothing

[@alchemist6819]

Yamato's gun turret weighs 3 times this thing's mass though it's on water

[@YellowAquarium]

*Sad Scharnhorst noises

[@Limrasson]

@@Darek225Army How is that relevant?

[@target_q]

Maus : Am The Most Heaviest Tank! P 1000 RATTE : U sure about dat?

[@phantomghost7904]

Mouse is the Son of Rat

[@mafia_boss_neto]

P 1500 Monster: *Laughs in german*

[@cmanthemonkey8063]

Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte that was a self Propelled gun

[@kreuzrittergottes9336]

the ratte deploys 2 maus in self defense

[@m1garand903]

The P 1000 RATTE was never made

[@alana.2969]

The "little" turret looks like from a maus 😂

[@reynanlamsen2007]

ԀѦГҠѦՏՏѦՏՏіИ 101 where did you get your pfp (for research purposes only)

[@medic5258]

@@reynanlamsen2007 weirdo

[@СерегаСилов-у6и]

Because It is Acctuly Maus Turrnets

[@Veanixonn_]

Because they are.

[@yaboianz]

there were two prototype ideas, with Maus turrets and with E 100 turrets

[@thelegendaryt-rex4763]

Swordfish: Ah, shit. Here we go again

[@rcshenanigans8886]

Imagine if Gajin made this vehicle an April fools event battle🤣👌

[@Nothing-1w3]

Yes

[@danielarevalo220]

Make it fight KV-2 rapid fire

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

One team has the ratte and 4 escorts while the other team is meant to destroy the ratte

[@oceanbytez847]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 that would be one hell of a fight. The Ratte could probably knock out half a team or more easily (unless it was against modern tanks that would eat its inferior armor for breakfast).

[@MechWarrior894]

WoT joked about it back in 2011, I think. The shells would phase into other servers and hit T1 tanks. :p

[@crusadertachanka5883]

Allied bombers looking at it like a big breasted anime girl

[@darumapura1431]

Wait wat

[@staz3014]

Lemme **BOMB** that big bowsette

[@crusadertachanka5883]

They are dropping their "load" on her😏😏😏

[@raynaldo9894]

Yasss

[@exterminater267]

Daaamn Daniel! Commin back at us with dem tiddies out!

[@Zaitekno]

'From Water to Land: The Evolution of the Bismarck Chapter 1'

[@thelvadam2884]

thats geneisenau's guns not bismarck , Gneisenau : 283mm Bismarck : 380mm

[@Zaitekno]

@@thelvadam2884 I love you brother of war

[@poggerfrogger1999]

@@thelvadam2884 you are right

[@Dcook85]

LMAO I love the tow icon down there at the bottom. As if any tank is just going to hook up to your 1000 ton monstrosity and just tug it out of a ravine.

[@commanderkei9537]

If Earth had less gravity and more resources... *hmmmmmmmmmmm* Will Elon-Chan make a P-1000 Ratte on Mars to form his new intersolar empire?

[@ironsusgaming540]

I want a mecha first, then some halo starship looking thing.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

elon-chan??? lol i think u mean elon-sama

[@commanderkei9537]

SHANEDOESKZbin google “Elon-Chan.” He called himself that in a Tweet lol

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@commanderkei9537 u gotta be kiddin me

[@JerzeyBoy]

Jacq Wasp Mars internal!

[@rewrew897]

P.1000 may be slightly viable if surrounded by wirbelwinds

[@benfennell6842]

German army:"Yo u wanna job by 🅱️"

[@kostarak3160]

ye a few dozens of wirbelwinds and all the luftwaffe in the air

[@vermilion7777]

@@kostarak3160 ....and with the deflector shields of the Enterprise D

[@PoofyKittyPants]

It would need a fleet of turretless tug tanks to get it unstuck every time it stopped.

[@AngelSamael]

Why not just give it wirbelwind turrets, turn it into a mobile Flak-tower?

[@reubenjackson7829]

It is target practice for allied bombers

[@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851]

Challenger mbt2 cough allied bombers bombing the wrong, town, city, state and country cough cough

[@RojoFern]

Oh please, if Germany actually had the means to build this thing the entire Luftwaffe would be comprised of 262s

[@ImRezaF]

@@RojoFern *Laughing in Allied resources material superiority*

[@vincentadomat4105]

@@ImRezaF laughing in German Technology and weapon superiourity

[@ImRezaF]

@@vincentadomat4105 *laughing in German unreliability*

[@nosorab3]

One day Hitler up and said "You know that thing battleships do? The 'all guns go boom' thing?" His engineers, still drunk from last night, replies: "A broadside, Mien Fuhrer?" "Ja. I want a tank that can do that."

[@KaiserStormTracking]

Allied ground troops during Normandy if this was there-RUN FOR YOUR YOUNG LIVES.THEY HAVE TANKZILLA Germans-just chilling Allied b-29 bombers-THE TARGET IS MASSIVE.LITERLY Germans-GET THE TANK MOVING

[@Death-bd1tl]

Its called a salvo btw

[@KaiserStormTracking]

@@Death-bd1tl yeah but every ises broadside cause its funny to say

[@Death-bd1tl]

@@KaiserStormTracking broadside Yeah it is xD

[@KaiserStormTracking]

@@Death-bd1tl Lol. But I have a point if the Germans did have the tank

[@sirankleknocker3122]

lol just imagine trying to drive this thing in a map with a lot of streets

[@Ulvetann]

In real life, no need for the driver to see where he is going, You'd navigate by map and compass. Houses and mountains, no probs. -Its those damn cliffs that would ruin the day.

[@siegfried2k4]

When driving the Ratte you don’t follow roads... you create them

[@Mask_Guy]

@WhiteBandJupiter a house? i think you meant a warehouse, filled with tanks...

[@Enthropical_Thunder]

THE PINNACLE OF GERMAN BRAINPAIN: Take out the HE 162 and show the allies that all you need is rollrate. Attempt number 10

[@Mikey-xz4vn]

Finally something that can stand up to the Archer

[@parkourcracker3984]

This whole vehicle weighed 1000 tons! Space engineers players: *laughs in 40000000kgs*

[@arrowcube8659]

Still gets penned by Object120 from the moon

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

I believe the object 120 is killed by a whirbelwind before it shoots

[@paul.facciolo6985]

Dam boi he thic

[@lacucaracha111111]

you need a whole lot more C for that

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@lacucaracha111111 T H I *C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C*

[@Cris-xy2gi]

Bet it would still get penned by Russian 75mm. Because Russian bias

[@Frans_Zietsman]

Phly: "...these are 280mm naval big boom things.." Me: "Indeed they are.

[@KawakazeAkiCh]

kv2:i don’t think so also kv2:loads nukes*

[@kingmaria9321]

i have known this tank had been a concept for like 5 years but i never thought about bethesda missing out on including this in a wolfenstein game, like this would have been a fun boss fight tbh, robots/mechs are cool too though.

[@Ian-Studios]

Now THIS Is beautiful *German Steel at it's finest*

[@mikeyeyey8678]

Ian Studios it’s also a very slow, large piece of steel that could get destroyed by one simple bomber:)

[@medic5258]

@@mikeyeyey8678 you thing the tank would operate without other planes or AA guns?

[@mikeyeyey8678]

Soldier ' depends. Most of the country’s that fought in the war had rocky terrain, and a heavy tank like this would be physically impossible to traverse it. On flatter areas though, it would absolutely dominate

[@GeoffChisholm]

Siri, what is Allied air superiority?

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

Mikeyeyeyeyey *you do realize that it had a decent amount of AA alone correct* ?

[@zirjaeger4037]

can we just remember that for all we know, this could have been two engineers memeing while having a drink. there is no solid proof that this was actually something they wanted to construct.

[@Darek225Army]

Yeah but they also tried to make an even bigger tank so maybe not

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@Darek225Army that's because the two engineers continued memeing

[@falcroplayzgames5431]

Actually Hitler dreamed of this and he wanted to eventually build it but he would start until Russia was dead

[@SetrosBiggestGlazer]

Actually, hitler wanted another tank named "Ratte 1.500" bigger than this so, they wasnt drunk you hurt my brain

[@Dwagonier]

i don’t think german back then joked about that lmao first the tiger l then tiger ll and panther then went to maus so honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they were actually gonna do it

[@yamato4169]

If they added triple naval cannons, I swear this would be my favorite tank

[@YellowAquarium]

Scharnhorst? Tempted?

[@대한민국정부-l8q]

13:47 The P1000 Rat giving birth to a healthy tank

[@alduin992]

if you run out of ammo just use yor 1000 ton body and crush enemy

[@Mask_Guy]

Crushing Armored Vehicles with a 1000ton Ratte ASMR

[@AzurBarnitzke]

That moment you say maus... P.1000 RATTE: UHUM....?!

[@collide1012]

HenschelBarnitzke P.2000 GOTTE: Cute

[@sarjonooppo2162]

SO MAU IS LARGEST TANK IN HISTORY

[@satan7350]

P.1000 RATTE: "ARE YOU CHEATING AGAIN???!!!"

[@resonance01]

P.1000 those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up. P.1500 Monster or go home!

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

The Schwerer that could move.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@ragnarokstravius2074 without rails

[@HIMPDahak]

The Monster is a mobile artillery gun, not a tank. The gun would be utterly pointless in WT because the 800mm couldn't engage anything on the map! With less armor and limited firing arcs on the 150mm howitzer secondaries it would do... poorly. The large number of machine guns might make it good at AA though. Particularly when all the planes magnet straight at the thing they would have a hard time missing!

[@phantomaviator1318]

P.2000

[@inanimatestranger1553]

Soldier: exist Soldier: sees p 1000 ratte Soldier: doesn't exist

[@EnderMalcolm]

The 800mm variant next?

[@bazsohamster]

oh yeah the 31.5 in gun tank everything would die at that point the only way it get stopped is when it ran out of ammo

[@benwilliams4518]

And yet a KV2 will still kill it ( or worse a sturmpanzer if on mixed)

[@Myuutsuu85]

Yes, because 152mm will do more then 280mm

[@comm___4871]

Or a HO-RO

[@benwilliams4518]

Myuutsuu85 bais solves everything)))))

[@Zerggodmaster]

300mm armour all round or more than maus

[@D17D]

10:10 No phly, its clearly a Tetrarch Mk 1 😂😂😂

[@germanshepherddog732]

lol

[@EpicWinNoob]

This would be the pinnacle of psychological warfare. All they would need would have been AA to protect themselves and a few rounds for the main turret to make everyone shit themselves even if they didn't have ammo left after, the fact it exists and could possibly shoot again would have devastated anyone's morale

[@theforgottenapostle1940]

This reminds me, I believe the Germans (or were the Russians, I really don't remember, I know it's from one to scare the other) had a rocket launcher that was used to make terrifying sounds to break the morale of the enemy.

[@Mask_Guy]

they wouldn't need AA, the bombers would be so scared that they would fly away of the battlefield

[@kid_toucher]

then they send more than 1 bomber and the tank explodes 🥱

[@六工業のカービィ]

​@@Mask_GuyIn the soviet air forces there were some desperate and crazy people that have crashed themselves with their planes(mostly "stormers" like a bomber fighter) into the german armour.

[@jebes909090]

"Mine fuhrer, we have these battleship guns sitting around, what do you want to do with them" Hitler "let's stick them on a tank!"

[@tomhewitt8017]

Still more maneuverable than the valentine

[@TheStewieOne]

From what I could remember is that this tank would be powered by submarine engines.

[@konrad8509]

P.1000 Ratte: I'm the biggest and scariest tank ever! Bomber: hehehe aerial bomb goes boom

[@spidercrafter3088]

This should be an April fools event tank

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@Гблкикоколелнл Ьеь гав ор long side the P1500 self propelled gun

[@redraven9566]

Is that the Bismarck!!!! Get the swordfish!

[@sarjonooppo2162]

TheGamingRaven YT Bismarck in land

[@redraven9566]

We fine old swordfish can get anything done

[@redraven9566]

@Duce Vertindo THE SWORDFISH DESTROYED THE BISMARCK THE FIRST TIME SO I THINK IT CAN DO IT AGAIN.

[@redraven9566]

@Duce Vertindo yes it destroyed the steering on the Bismarck ratte.

[@jakekaywell5972]

It had EIGHT Flak 88 mm cannons plus TWO 20mm flak guns on it. RIP all bomber aircraft in the area

[@sulasaurus]

bUt mY bioniclE coLlectioN is BiGgEr

[@stefanchiru6745]

Imagine if your in Poland and saw the ratte outside your house ratte crew:bye bye!

[@TheGamingHive]

13:10 great cut.

[@christiankerr1120]

I would love to see them work with Beckett to add this as an event. Imagine a PvE boss fight against this thing where you have aircraft, ground units, and ships working together to destroy the Ratte.

[@noelbrockway3169]

Little tank: *starts to shoot at Phly* Phly: *laughs* u guys are gonna do nothing Plane: *comes out of nowhere* Phly: ok, those planes are scary

[@mauricefuchs7921]

"Hans we need better transmission" "bigger canon you say" "no better transmission" "More armor you say" "gott verdammt hans" "oh Schlachtschiff canon you say" "ja hans ja"

[@messerschmittME-262]

The intro is forever burned in my memory as one of my favorites.

[@rh3309]

Do you know what it's called?

[@Owlzz_]

Imagine the logistics if they really deployed this tank

[@steampunksamp80]

Imagine;If it drove in reverse, the weight of the the turret could keep it from falling into a valley, and could go across it, then fall all the way down, and detonate

[@radeus]

"This whole vehicle- weighed 1000 tons." *"One... thousand... tons."*