Giant Maine Coon cat ATTACKS groomer

[@claymusic2205]

His face in the cone is like "Well played Katherine. Well played."

[@Gods-Ghetto-Child777]

Not Katherine😭😭😭😭

[@miatshuu4602]

😂😂😂

[@chrismac1507]

@@Gods-Ghetto-Child777 💀💀💀

[@luk3896]

😂😂

[@MrMowky]

Her name is Vanessa

[@user-pq4co3mo9n]

he seems so defeated in the cone of shame like "well, shit, the human wins this time..."

[@Kasey113]

"I will have my vengeance. In this life, or the next."

[@saj2392]

@@Kasey113 Or the next. Or the one after that. They have nine tries, after all.

[@fartloudYT]

@@Kasey113 or the next NINE

[@TheMightyAgency]

"... but if I ever see your dead body, I will have a fancy feast on you."

[@lookwaticando909]

Humans 1 Cats 10000000000000000

[@kaitlynruane4340]

The cat in the cone: "I can't believe you've done this.'"

[@red-n-blue9015]

I dont know why but that was great

[@avasEQ]

@@red-n-blue9015 ikr

[@TK0808]

Proceeds to smack groomer.

[@AimForMyHead81]

Haha

[@yak.556]

Hehe good ole days damn I miss being younger grew to fast 😟

[@michaelmcdougal6728]

"And I put his royal highness in the cone of shame." That's pure gold!

[@Goibniu001]

Still laughing at that one!🤣

[@angelofdeath275]

hahaha love it 🤣

[@ytr3488]

Plot twist: Groomer bent over and received the bone of shame.

[@badpiggies988]

@@ytr3488The cat probably doesn’t even have his *bone* anymore, most cats are fixed as soon as they’re big enough

[@Raxfyr]

i love how even the most violent pets get like "strawberry jam bubblegum" cologne or whatever at the end

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, ra

[@fedeeeeee]

@@AxxLAfriku interesting question

[@butteredcornfr]

@@AxxLAfriku do a flip

[@mi7hxn]

@@AxxLAfriku If you have done basic education which can help you to survive in this world, then yeah, you can drop out of school. But if it's the other way around, you'd get broke pretty easily and regret dropping out of school. This is my opinion...

[@arnavroy3383]

@@AxxLAfriku I say hang in their bro. School is boring for all but once you get it done you have a base and it always stays with you. And youtube continues as well. You'll be so lucky in school because you prolly earn as kuch as some of your classmates parents do. You're young so start investing the money somewhere so that by the time you're in your 30s you can roam the world with your family. All the best

[@christinaify]

Love that he starts grooming himself as she brushes him out lol like, "You did this ALL wrong, human."

[@luciellesartwork5365]

My cat does this to. Its like an itch in his tail so its like a natural reaction to groom. I always laughing about this because He is very old and just groom himself when im trying to brush his tail.

[@Rohit-ne2el]

Hooman is word used in comments by cats

[@wifeoftheparty7107]

Like when a women gets her hair cut and when it's done being styled she brushes it out right in front of her stylist!

[@LuxValkyrie]

Cats lick themselves because they are trying to soothe themselves and because they are trying to retain their own scent.

[@Me-sf2bn]

😹😹😹

[@madpistol]

"He looks defeated... and royally pissed off." I bust out laughing.

[@amazeangelogames3165]

Ok Gunner

[@amazeangelogames3165]

Why are you mad PISTOL?😁

[@imapatato9547]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sakkaz]

@@amazeangelogames3165 Don't get him started 😏

[@KingOfGaymes]

That was hilarious omg xD

[@butwhytho4858]

That cat is STILL 99% calmer than any cat I’ve tried to bathe 😂

[@keithfrank3788]

We think our cat is part Maine coon, at 4.5yrs & 21 lbs. his videos,,,,, MOST hugged cat in the world,,, show his calm big personality. His videos show how he handles a 3yr old little girl. His 1st time swimming was a motorhome camping trip at the Colorado river. I dipped his back legs then his front legs. then held him by his belly as I dipped him all the way in the water. Picked him back up gave him some Huggs, put him back in and let go, he let out 2 DRAMMA meows, wife has it on video, then when he could touch ground, he let me throw water on him to wet all of him.

[@1whitecottagelife770]

Maine coons are wonderful... I can't find one or else I'd get one

[@MunzingerAllerlei]

Then simply don't bathe cats. Why would you?????

[@lyndseywilliams3618]

Maine Coons don’t hate water like most cats.

[@Welsh-Trials-Enduro]

​@@MunzingerAllerleibecuase sometimes they need a clean, it's good for them and our cat always seems happier after.

[@lindseymcdougall3603]

I love that he starts licking himself as if he’s saying “I can do better”

[@MechaShadowV2]

Our cats are always like that lol.

[@MechaShadowV2]

@كات قيرل well yea, but it is amusing that when brushing them they seem offended as if they think we're saying they don't do a good enough job

[@RS-Caleb]

@كات قيرل it’s actually to remove scents, as well as grooming. The cat probably felt he smelled wrong (considering he just had a bath with soap) so he is trying to remove the smell as well as the humans scent from himself. All cats will do this. My cat loves me, but if he feels I’ve put my scent on him, he will lick himself clean.

[@elizabethwhyman7507]

To be honest all long haired cats should be groomed with all that equipment from when they are really young to get them used to it.

[@moonlight_sparkle6659]

I love how serious everyone took this comment when really, it was just for laughs. I want to say r/whoosh but at the same time it's not really needed 😂

[@kekedream]

You know he feels extraordinarily better afterwards but will never admit it.

[@crinklecutapplechip2675]

I have one of my own and this comment is very true

[@carrieb5711]

well he is a guy

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

Yeah, matting can be extremely painful for cats. Its kinda like having your hair pulled constantly. Imagine someone yanking on your pubes every time you took a step. Getting those removed must have been a huge relief for the big guy.

[@hershey3]

i admitted my mistakes once and suffered the punishment of an entire nation in turmoil.

[@hershey3]

im also banned from the DMV in washington. those bitches can even see that what we do in life echos for eternity so i obviously stole every pan-flit and starting writing pro-facet and pro-rotation( cant have the rotations with out the facets du! ) but the police weren’t having it they were specifically mad that i wanted the all U.S police officers to be referred to as POLICE MAN and POLICE LADY or POLICE PERSON( one for any situation! ) so they threatened to set fire to my house( at least i think it was the police 🤔🤨 could also be anti facets ) but lucky for me im moderaly homeless.

[@CM_87]

*Puts cone of shame on Jaxton* Jaxton: *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*

[@ewetn1]

But look at him do his CAT WALK at the end! In slow motion with music! He is serving and slaying 🐾

[@verminscum]

@The mysterious Miss X people are joking doofus

[@kj6731]

This cat: UNHAND ME peasant

[@Matty.Hill_87]

😂😂

[@KuueenKumi]

We had a Maine Coon mix. Out of the dozens of cats we raised lovingly over decades, I can safely say he was the sweetest, most sympathetic animal I've known. Barely vocalized, very mild and super affectionate. He comforted us in hard times, and would come running if he heard either of us crying/being emotional. Wonderful cat, best cat. Gentle giant indeed.

[@jais327]

My boy had depression after our golden retriever died he didn’t eat for 2 weeks broke my heart, I got him a little kitten and looking after her bought him round..the most empathetic creatures

[@dopaminey9946]

​@jais327 thanks for your story. It is wonderful to hear experiences about how pets can comfort the human spirit - and vice versa. BTW, You were an empathetic creature yourself. Lucky son.

[@stellamariss3335]

@@jais327as that’s so sad but sweet thanks for sharing.

[@4zafinc]

​@@jais327wow! Golden and Maine has to be the best combo ever

[@AndrewDavis-sj6mb]

That sounds 👍 😉 say what is your cat shop or IDK what to call that?

[@veevee6771]

The cat in the happy hoodie: "i'm peeing on everything before I leave"

[@kjay4844]

😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@urmama5491]

“And I’ll make sure to make it stink”

[@glasslinger]

"DRAT, my bladder is empty!"

[@onesunnyday5699]

😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@djharris90]

😂🤣❤

[@Chloe-ge7vv]

I shouldn't be laughing, he looks so miserable in the cone of shame and then when she's drying him off with that lil towel on his head, looking like a little babushka 😭.

[@perdyy.5179]

Lololol

[@DaveMcFly]

babushkat

[@KingOfGaymes]

I feel bad but also laughed 💀

[@Platymapuss]

@Kittie Kellie oh how right you are! I've got two white brothers I rescued, and they're EXTREMELY clumsy. So whenever they inevitably fall off of whatever piece of furniture they've ran at full speed without judging distance at all like every other cat I've owned, and flail to the ground with all my surviving knick knacks, they look SOOOOO humiliated! I always try not to laugh and tell them how handsome and distinguished they are. So that their self esteem can remain partially intact.

[@shizukagozen777]

Babushka. 😂

[@_Emrakull]

"he is pulling his ears back. which means he is an angry cat" 5 seconds pass The cat: That brush feels wonderful, you are fully forgiven

[@Discrimination_is_not_a_right]

I think I remember reading somewhere that if you truly offend a Maine Coon, you'll live to regret it. Fortunately it's not all that easy to do.

[@Nitramrec]

I love how patient he is - and that he constantly tries to correct the grooming work with his tongue. 😁

[@r.a.28]

_He looks defeated and royally pissed off._ _He is giving me the ultimate death stare and is most certainly plotting my demise._

[@oleggrishchuk739]

😂😂

[@txgunguy2766]

Yeah, she is absolutely hilarious.

[@jacquelinepayne4737]

I love her catch phrases 🙀🐶

[@stevenzeoli6147]

Very certain he shall succeed in his devious endeavors! Ha. Maine Coons are such great cats...a friend has one, and if I could I’d have three. Funny, playful, friendly...I bet other breeds feel they the Maine Coons are spoiling the whole ‘superior’ thing.

[@mesosadohno6813]

Yes we have ears too

[@MJakes5]

I’m terribly impressed with this felines behavior and tolerance

[@KenS1267]

@@letsdothis7810 If "very good" means bullies them every chance she gets then yes mine is very good around dogs.

[@lexdraws1729]

I mean it always depends on the feline.

[@kennyc388]

I'm terribly impressed with the groomers behind.

[@SwagHyde]

then you would probably fall off your chair seeing my cat at the groomer (i help my groomer when I go, plus it's fun talking to her so that's why i know fully how my cat acts) the only thing she does is meowing a bit and trying to escape but very slowly she never hisses, bites or claws if she does claw you, it's by accident and most likely because she was trying to grab you to get out of the bath

[@Iiwii11]

My cats would go nuts and draw blood. I wouldn’t do that to the groomer or my cats. Tongue baths are fine.

[@chorrellpique4057]

“Because cats are notorious for trying to permanently disfigure you.” So many gems given to us by this lady.

[@smith549371]

Except its not true if you raised your cat right. Cats claws should not be cut, only a groomer that profits from it or an irresponsible owner that does it would say this.

[@brmbkl]

genuinely asking (no criticism) but, as my cat was sick one summer, and couldn't scratch his favorite tree, his claws grew quite long. so, solution; i bought clippers, somewhat decent, ofcourse not as big as the ones in the video. now; to the question; everywghere I looked there was advice that you should keep the blades horizontal - "perpendicular as it where to the soles of the paws. were they wrong? here i see it being done vertical.

[@smith549371]

@@vivaangoswami9839 don't lie. I am clearly talking about trimming with cutters.

[@smith549371]

@@vivaangoswami9839 this is a cat first of all and their claws are immensely different to a dogs. You keep trusting the people that get paid to do it. They don't exactly get training or qualifications on biology to have a clue what damage they cause

[@smith549371]

@@junejuniejune stop with the strawman you disingenuous pos. I am ONLY talking about trimming/cutting claws. Stop bringing up declawing, its not whats being discussed. Trimming is not 'maintenance' for a cat, if you had any idea about a cats anatomy you would know that their claws do not grow outwardly from the tip so even if they weren't allowed enough exercise their claws wouldn't overgrow like some animals. A cats claws split down the centre and old layers break off from each side. The only reason people trim cats claws is for the owners sake and isnt necessary. Cats look after their own claws by simply climbing and scratching on trees and self grooming. No organisation setup for the welfare of animals would recommend trimming, anyone can quote misinformation from unreliable sources like you have.

[@blackdandelion5549]

Love the commentary. "He makes his protests known". I have two very similar to him that are even both grey and they are the dogs of the cat world. They are so incredibly loyal and follow you room to room, but they have very unique personalities. They do actually play in water unlike many other cats. Commentary was spot on.

[@ex-navyspook]

Yup, all of my Coons played in the sink or tub (or even shower) with the water on.

[@xenonnboy]

“And he is most certainly plotting my demise” yeah that checks out.

[@closetotaku3239]

Comments she made about the cat that I liked and made me laugh: "Cats like to perfemently disfigure you" "When I ignored the kings orders he got a bit more feisty so I put his royal highness in the cone of shame" "He is most certainly plotting my demise."

[@oxanatarashchuk4598]

I loved the second one lol 🤣

[@daniellamont7265]

Gee thanks for letting us know which comments entertained you! You could have just clicked the thumbs up, you narcissistic .......

[@closetotaku3239]

@@daniellamont7265 okay wow. Its just a comment. It was actually meant so we can compare, which ones we liked. But okay. You could have just disliked you narcissistic......

[@angelabell8725]

I like the way she talks about the cats.She gives them personality.🤣🤣🤣

[@jebalitabb8228]

@@daniellamont7265 you could’ve not shared your wrong opinion, stfu narcissist

[@matthewfields5985]

I loved the cone of shame cut. His little face looked like “crap, I messed up”

[@dewdrop7648]

I have a 23lb Maine. I bathe her myself monthly (as needed), but most importantly she is combed and brushed daily. She is never matted. Since this has been her routine since 9 weeks old (she now is 16 years old), her coat is spectacular, her purrsonality remains regal and pampered.

[@keithfrank3788]

We think our cat is part Maine coon, at 4.5yrs & 21 lbs. his videos,,,,, MOST hugged cat in the world,,, show his calm big personality. His videos show how he handles a 3yr old little girl. His 1st time swimming was a motorhome camping trip at the Colorado river. I dipped his back legs then his front legs. then held him by his belly as I dipped him all the way in the water. Picked him back up gave him some Huggs, put him back in and let go, he let out 2 DRAMMA meows, wife has it on video, then when he could touch ground, he let me throw water on him to wet all of him. Let me know if U think he is Maine..

[@dopaminey9946]

🙀😻😸 you darling woman, you two must stay together beyond time and space, as all great love is too vast to be logically contained. Just marvelous!

[@sophiamassie6200]

Cat: hisses Her: gently pushes cone away “You have no power here”😂

[@kingvamp.]

cat: "did this bih just-"

[@JCSTARstrike]

😂😂😂

[@nisarojas2869]

“…no…”

[@rc1411]

@@christinalaw3375 hahahaha now that's funny :)

[@captainngoose]

Despite him striking at her, he was surprisingly VERY patient.

[@crazyhairsinger]

I love your Vee pfp

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

Maine coons are among the most chill cats out there

[@austincarney9814]

maybe it was just nerves, she did note this was his first groom

[@Theundergroundwoman]

It's a very gentle and intelligent breed. I love them.

[@thereisnofood2008]

theyre very intelligent in comparison to most other breeds, mine always fusses at first about getting in the bathtub but she soon realizes im just cleaning her and mostly tolerates it. shes much better behaved than my other 2 cats (tuxedos)

[@marvinmycat5839]

Despite some of the commentary, this kitty is 99% more tolerant than any other cat I've owned. He's actually a really good cat.

[@luadiva]

Oh totally. As the owner of two 10lb apex predators, the “water - no leash - belly/tail handling” matrix had me waiting for her blood to be drawn.

[@insolator1775]

@@luadiva Trimming claws BEFORE the bath is #1 rule :)

[@philolson5110]

Yeah I felt like the commentary did not suit this cay at all. That cat is far more docile than most. She was applying cat stereotypes that clearly didn’t fit and it was annoying

[@dw3403]

they are called gentle giants for a reason. I so loved mine. Such lovable fur ball hacking sweet hearts.

[@mrs.dontmindme6542]

Good AND handsome kitty.

[@pbelle2899]

I love this lady and how she explains everything with her distinctive way.

[@kayennn670]

the way he licked himself like “ no no no you did it all wrong , THIS is how you do it . do you see ?! “

[@benbeans284]

Yup

[@whitestguyuknow]

"I guess I'll have to finish myself..."

[@TheOddHolloway]

Same thing with my juvenile kitties. They feel as if you’ve cleaned them the wrong way lol. Even after I’ve dried and brushed them.

[@deathninja16]

They groom for up to 8hrs a day so you'd be angry too if someone fucked with your fur.

[@Appaddict01]

My cat used to do that she’d lick off every trace of what ever soap they used. She’d lick her self from head to toe as soon as she got home.

[@NoOne-bp2jw]

I love the way he starts grooming himself after being dried. I can clearly hear him thinking "stupid woman is doing this all wrong. Do I have to demonstrate everything?". Lol

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I had all of this hair EXACTLY where I wanted it, and you messed it up!

[@justsomeoldyoutuber6093]

Please stop you’re not the cat and these comments are cringe

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@justsomeoldyoutuber6093 Who put cheese in YOUR coffee?

[@swvader]

@@justsomeoldyoutuber6093 your comment is clearly cringe lol. Imagine being a free speech nazi lol

[@v-town1980]

@@justsomeoldyoutuber6093 Stop overusing the word "cringe." There; I can be a liberal too.

[@Bear_Pause4]

I love how the owner comes in and is like “how did our monster do?”😂😂😂😂

[@malloryg4251]

She knows how he is! LOL!! She was also shocked when the groomer told her that she was able to wash him, which leads me to believe that the owner attempted to bathe him a few times and it did NOT go well.

[@Sorry_N_Advance]

😈

[@BoqPrecision]

Is it strange to be surprised how thin everyone was?

[@SnarkasticSunny]

You are amazing! So in tune with even the subtle (& not so subtle!) nuances of the cat. I also love how you explain his feelings about the process. You really do understand & it's awesome to watch/listen to you. Thank you! As the human mama to 7 rescue kitties, eho are all SO different, I can totally appreciate your natural talent & skills... + learn more from you.

[@jensynblouin8483]

Jaxon when being groomed: I hate it here Jaxon on the bench: Let me model my fresh cut

[@takeru1686]

Lol

[@stephenpmurphy591]

Perfect description lol.

[@kellythomas5392]

Hello Jensyn how are you doing today.

[@Kasey113]

As a servant/custodian of multiple cats, I have to say this was not an aggressive one at all. From a cat perspective he was quite tolerant and put up with a lot before he started to protest. And he is absolutely gorgeous.

[@The01Tonya]

My thoughts exactly. That is a good kitty and his protests were of the soft variety. So pretty!

[@unknowncat-qx2cm]

I'm currently looking after a Maine Coon cat and I have to say this is exactly how the one I'm looking after acts. She's a really nice cat and puts up with a lot before she hisses at you.

[@Kasey113]

@@The01Tonya Agreed. he never once escalated to a real attack (at least not on camera). And considering that a cat of this size could do some serious damage, that's something to be grateful for.

[@mrdilgames6546]

Very typical Maine Coon behavior, It's behavior was just like my old girls

[@MichelleAntonia]

That’s the Maine Coon personality! ❤️

[@chiranjibabinash609]

"So I put his royal highness in the cone of shame. He looks defeated and royally pissed off." 😂

[@tinametzler6372]

I can't believe how much this boy looks SO, SOOO much like my missing (believed to be stolen boy)... I studied the video so closely for my boy's pattern before seeing this video was from a yr ago, my boy only went missing in October. I also saw a post that this guy is now missing presumed stolen as well.. my condolences to his family as I know how this feels & will hold out hope for both of our boys' safe return...😢❤

[@MermaidMusings7]

I'm sorry. 😔

[@goodestNoodle]

He just starts licking himself like.. "I have to do EVERYTHING for you people"

[@kattkt434]

Lol

[@shawngillespie3532]

Haaaa!

[@shahrilpaysel8188]

Lmao

[@aggebojkalos6518]

Of course he did, she made him dirty with all the soap!

[@Pixie_Barrow2024]

I came here to say this 😅

[@confuseatronica]

2:55 Jaxon: "lady you don't know what you're doing, here's how a real cat groomer works" Jaxon: lick lick lick

[@marywagner7120]

For anyone curious, cutting a cat's nails is not only safe, for indoor cars it can be a necessity. Their nails can grow into their paw pads, and older cats are not good at removing the dead parts of their nails, which can lead to infection. Declawing, on the other hand, is a permanently disfiguring procedure where the first joint of each digit of the paw is completely removed. It's the equivalent of having each of your fingers cut off beyond the first knuckle. Declawing can lead to early onset arthritis in cats and make them more aggressive because their main defense tactic has been taken away. Please cut your cat's nails, but don't declaw!

[@h.s.6269]

Another thing on why clipping nails is necessary. With the way the nails grow if the cats don't actively scratch to wear them down and you don't trim them, they can snag and rip off very painfully. But if you are new to trimming research how to do it properly so you don't hurt them by cutting too much and making them bleed! Also totally 2nd that about NOT declawing your cat! My family did it to all our cats while I was growing up because they didn't know better and the internet wasn't really prevalent. When we got it done to our black male, he had an absolutely horrible time healing and has never had confidence the same way again. We took his main means of defense away from him and he felt vulnerable ever sense.

[@audreybrooks5217]

Noted. If I ever have an indoor car I will cut my cat's nails.

[@marywagner7120]

@@h.s.6269 Yes, absolutely! Learn where the quick is before you start!

[@s_spiritstar]

I’m no cat owner, but is it true that some owners cut too much of their cat’s claws? I’ve heard of some owners cutting too deep into their cat’s claws, which could basically be the equivalent as cutting off a big chunk of a human’s nail bed?

[@marywagner7120]

@@s_spiritstar yes, that is correct. There's a nerve and blood rich structure called the "quick" in both dog and cat's nails. If you cut that, it will bleed and hurt. However, in cats especially, it's very easy to see if you look at the nail from the side. It looks like a pink copy of the shape of their nail. As long as you don't cut that, you're good.

[@tiny99990]

I own a half Maine Coon... as for the "as close to a dog as you can get in cat form" thats terrifyingly true... he is more of a dog than my Husky lab mix is. he is 20lbs (not overweight) and refuses to play at all ever unless I throw a tiny ball he can go retrieve for me... ... seriously. He is the most cuddlie cat I have ever owned, seen, or even heard of, as if he could he would sit in my lap and never, ever, leave... he cuddles with me all night usually near my feet (a dangerous place in my case) but sometimes he takes the easy route and comes up and cuddles in my armpit while my arm is extended holding my head at the perfect level... this usually wakes me up at some point as I choke on that signature long coat you see here... He is the single best cat I have ever owned, he is 9 and I am glad cats are long lived because it gives me time to figure out what I will do when he goes as I do not know if I have ever been so emotionally attached and entangled with anyone in my entire life (including my parents and siblings yes.)

[@cynthiastogden7000]

Lost my 17 year old MC before Christmas. Heartbreaking but guess what have an 8 month old joined me. They are exceptional.

[@iceprinces01]

I have a Maine coon and he’s definitely like a dog 😂 very cuddly, follows commands, likes going outside, wants to meet other dogs outside or other cats inside etc

[@sinnamonroll9289]

He’s only a year old but holy is he a big boy! And he’s not even full grown yet! God, I love Mainecoons

[@diossimp9422]

Yea my cat is also 1 year old and holy shes bigger then me when i was 4 yo (also speedwagon~)

[@ManyaP64]

I have a kitten one, he’s about 16 lbs and 38 inches long. Beautiful child.

[@Hervinbalfour]

They don't stop growing until around five. So he's going to be huge when he matures.

[@kdeck1258]

Yep and for main coons it can take up to 5 years for them to grow into there body

[@carolineobrien6301]

Apex Typhodon. I have a rag doll. He is bigger than that Maine Coon. I’m surprised. With blue eyes. Greetings from Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@MrRodRen]

I am not afraid to admit it: I am 100% obsessed with this channel.

[@BaldursPicketFence]

Do not be afraid embrace the obsession.

[@cactusp00p]

I don't even have a pet lol. I hope she continues to put out this context.

[@novalidavenport1994]

Agreed

[@jbroom86]

Same!!!

[@lvndrvnll]

Me too!

[@jamesnorman9160]

He doesn't look too pleased when you carry him in at the start. "Unhand me, pesant!"

[@Judy.LoveandLightAlways]

2:20 you have just made me lol at your comment and the look on "Jackson's face" Absolutely Beautiful Soul's. Kindest thoughts to all and your families and Furbabies from Australia xx 🐕🐱🐈🐾🐾

[@ScaricoOleoso]

"If you notice, he is pulling his ears back, which he is an angry cat. I don't care. I have a job to do." 🤣🤣

[@ttrinidad1977]

😅😅😅

[@ytucharliesierra]

The owner sounds just flabbergasted: "Did you wash him?" Like "and you live?" LOL

[@wermagst]

Anyone who ever tried to apply water to a cat can relate.

[@jacobthemaster66]

@@wermagst I mean if you put them in there they eventually get used to it. I wash mine pretty often and he only slightly resists by trying to jump out the tub. He eventually gives in and stops resisting. He doesn’t give soft warning bites either, he gives full strength ones that will definitely draw blood. He’s also very fluffy and acts like a sponge so when he jumps out it’s like he explodes with water

[@childofthealmighty3980]

@@jacobthemaster66 shouldnt wash them too often tho

[@jacobthemaster66]

@@childofthealmighty3980 They are mainly outdoor cats so I have to get rid of the mats. Their armpit hair turns a bit yellow too so I wash them like once a month but de-mat them more often

[@childofthealmighty3980]

@@jacobthemaster66 oh once a month, ok. it just sounded like you do it every week lol sorry

[@JMS_Hunter]

"pretty tolerant" is a huge understatement.

[@markolitvic6981]

No, some cats actually go mental at the groomers, like, if you saw that thing in the street, you'd shoot at it.

[@amkow89]

@@markolitvic6981 thats what they are saying. Theyre saying that he is being very very tolerant for a cat

[@MartKencuda]

@@markolitvic6981 UNDERstatement, not overstatement.

[@autumngalix4616]

Yeah I agree, I've never seen a cat so calm while being groomed.

[@brxan3096]

As someone who's had to wash a number of our own cats over the years, I felt that "pretty tolerant" was a very understated remark, lol. I've had some struggles trying to clean cats.

[@jvwriter9028]

I loved how you just gently pushed his head out of the way after he tried getting you that last time.

[@melanisticmandalorian]

Matting is when there are 2 or more Matthews in an area.

[@SakaDeeJay]

I really laughed out loud from this xD

[@monabale8263]

a herd of them...

[@mattalvarez4500]

😂 yup thx

[@melanisticmandalorian]

@@mattalvarez4500 now we wait for the 2nd of your name.

[@laurakastrup]

Or when a Matthias and a Matthew meet and interact. They’re Matting I know Mathias but in Denmark we actually spell it with double T so the joke applies

[@MM-ZX]

"He's giving me the ultimate death stare and is most certainly plotting my demise" -- That's the most "cat like" thing I'ever heard 😹

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Jaxon: "Heh, heh. Next time, I attack _before_ she trims my claws. First strike!" 😾😼😾

[@asher3809]

“He looks defeated, and royally pissed off” I’m stealing that line

[@Raynsideways]

I love how nonchalant you are when he hisses at 3:20. You just push his face away and he's got this look in his eyes that is like "Oh. Well. Okay then."

[@Pierre-gk5ky]

I like how as soon as you're done bathing him, the cat starts grooming himself. "You didn't do a good job human, let me show you how it's done!"

[@rearct]

I love his grooming himself at the end-- clearly she didn't do it exactly right and he has to fix it.

[@Job.Well.Done_01]

Lol 😂

[@sealand000]

Hoomins can't do anything right.

[@Job.Well.Done_01]

@@sealand000 right?!

[@marcrchz]

That is what cats do smartass. Cats groom themselves, they do not want to be groomed and they don't need to be "groomed".

[@Jason.cbr1000rr]

@@marcrchz they were joking and making fun of the grooming amd cats grooming itself dmbass

[@virtualworldsbyloff]

Only people who own cats will understand how well he did... Only one of our 4 cats would allow to be handled like that...

[@AinsleyJennings-j4d]

Right...omg the dryer...I'm fairly certain my cats would literally kill me for making them do this.

[@v-town1980]

Yes yes, you're very special.

[@demstaraus6742]

I agree, that was pretty mild for all that combing and bathing and clipping with a stranger in a different location!

[@jamesbizs]

Mine are extremely calm and gentle, and they would absolutely destroy me if I tried any of this. Well, I can brush them all day long. That’s all. Rest of this stuff??? Hellz no

[@nispelsm]

If anyone (myself included) were to try to clip my cat's nails or use a hair dryer on her, she would unleash the Death of a Thousand Cuts. Oddly enough, she loves warm showers and then getting wrapped up in a nice bath towel.

[@jeanneknight4791]

My elderly Maine Coon cat has a rug on the kitchen floor. He sits there daily in expectation of being combed. It is part of the daily ritual after breakfast. He has always had too much fur to take care of it himself, and now, that he is close to 15, I think he relies on me for most of his grooming. As the groomer said, they do mat under the arms and on the belly and this can happen pretty quickly. His brother, who is no longer with us, had belly fur that I can only compare to sheep wool with a laye of longer strands of silky fur over top. It was really odd and matted super easily. He was the most gorgeous cat I had ever seen and he may have been stolen.

[@keithfrank3788]

We think our cat is part Maine coon, at 4.5yrs & 21 lbs. his videos,,,,, MOST hugged cat in the world,,, show his calm big personality. His videos show how he handles a 3yr old little girl. His 1st time swimming was a motorhome camping trip at the Colorado river. I dipped his back legs then his front legs. then held him by his belly as I dipped him all the way in the water. Picked him back up gave him some Huggs, put him back in and let go, he let out 2 DRAMMA meows, wife has it on video, then when he could touch ground, he let me throw water on him to wet all of him.

[@SmileyBlue69]

So many comments about stolen pets in this thread. Utterly heart breaking.

[@ianiello]

cat was like " i didn't like the drying part, but the brushing is not bad."

[@cchilson76]

He is absolutely gorgeous. You did a fantastic job grooming him.

[@bigboyharry6417]

Yes, you did a fantastic job I agree! it's obviously not easy to groom cats but your love for them shows! The way you handled him was so gentle 👍 and professional. Please keep doing this great work with our pets! Gary- Cat fancier 🐈‍⬛

[@jhowardsupporter]

If you take your cat to a groomer in Australia people will look at you funny. Cats clean themselves. Americans got a lot to learn.

[@sixslinger9951]

@@jhowardsupporter but he can't clean those mats out.

[@karenclausen6724]

@@jhowardsupporter have you ever smelled a cat that has rolled in a dead body of a rabbit. Not good, hence the bath ir groomer.

[@jhowardsupporter]

@@karenclausen6724 Rabbits are a huge problem in Australia. So smelling one on the cat is smelling the environment getting better. Plus cats only go for fresh meat. But yeah you go to the forrest here and there is rabbits everywhere! You guys think it's all kangaroos and crocodiles here. Nah it's all rabbits, foxes and deer!

[@rop888]

He's extremely well behaved, especially considering he wasn't actually tied down in any way.

[@latsnojokelee6434]

That cat was wildly tolerant. My orange tabby Would growl over just toenails trimmed, never mind washing. In all honesty, you don’t need to bathe cats if you brush them on a continuous basis. The knots are different, you can get them no matter how much brushing you do for a cat.

[@andybeans5790]

I've always found Maine Coons way more docile than most cats

[@empittman1]

I didn’t see any evidence of an actual attack. 😒

[@kitkat-zr6lg]

@@latsnojokelee6434 mine would scream like hes about to die, drama queen.

[@karin9870]

@@andybeans5790 my bf has a maine coon mix, and he is the sweetest thing. He didn't enjoy being shaved though lmfao

[@bonehead156]

"He is clearly not having a good time." I feel this.

[@joej19]

Maine Coons are the most chill cats. I had a giant orange one for almost 18 years and he never once became combative if I clipped his nails or used a hair clipper. He’d just lay there and watch.

[@mattharriss3835]

They are the absolute best things on the Earth. I'm busy and have to leave for weekends here and there to play baseball. So.. I leave Friday afternoon and get back Sunday eve and he's like.... "You already back?! Go clean the turd palace and replenish my food and water fountain you Peasant!"

[@danacaro-herman3530]

@joewood5945. This one wasn't so chill my friend. He wasn't the worst cat but he wasn't the best either.

[@kittymations6509]

I have a calico-colored Maine Coon and the gentle giant description is so fitting for him that we actually named him Fezzik (named after the same gentle giant from The Princess Bride) and he is the sweetest thing. He’ll jump onto my bed with me at night sometimes and doesn’t mind having his belly rubbed.

[@dianneperry1741]

My neighbour has a stunning Maincoon, but apparently he is more like a dog than a cat. He is only allowed in the garden while tethered

[@charlesschmuckatelli7888]

I had a pair of beasts like jackson for 16 years... So sweet!

[@aqeebhussain9032]

“This is Jackson Sonic. He is an absolute unit.” Enough said.

[@Slabbe1337]

I dont know why but i read this in her voice.

[@synergy8879]

“This is Jackson Sonic. He is one hell of a cat”

[@Daa253]

Cool name

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

I instantly thought of the fast blue cartoon hedgehog named Sonic

[@xilem7126]

But she didn't saw quite that🤔

[@roaringleo57]

Your commentary during the treatment is spot on !

[@plasmasnow22]

I love how when he starts hissing she just pushes the cone away 😂 His face just says "well shit" and it's amazing

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

yeah, he expected total terror, didn't get it.

[@ellenfisher5750]

My current cat would have eaten her face, even with a cone in place! Wow - she did well!

[@rubyyrose1103]

Right 😅

[@ZelltisExx]

My Coon hisses at our Vet too, but I know damn well he wouldn't do shit 😂

[@thisisaname5589]

I love watching the miserable creatures be humiliated. Cats are such vile things.

[@stayinhydrated7392]

"he looks defeated and royally pissed off" Cat: *slow blink*

[@shafaet1194]

Cats have little facial expression in general, but their eyes tell a different story altogether

[@Dominick7]

The Office theme song kicks in.

[@ace_of_cups4096]

Some slow blinks are trusting ones, and others are pissed off slow blinks

[@sockpuppetqueen]

I love the part where she's brushing him while he grooms his own paws. Like, "okay, if I pitch in, this will be done faster and I can get out of here, right?"

[@ewajackowska4115]

It's more like a stress reaction, or being pissed off. Something like biting your nails

[@VashS.]

our Main Coons and Persians do that too. I always wondered why.

[@the8rarest8flower]

Hardly an attack lmao. He was quite the gentlecat and did very well for his first grooming.

[@Selkie7]

Yes, I was also waiting for the blood

[@ShaCaro]

As someone who got scratched by a cat for the first time today, yeah no that was definitely an attack. Don't fool yourself.

[@the8rarest8flower]

@@ShaCaro I've been around cats my whole life, thanks lol

[@NightOwlReader2790]

@@the8rarest8flower That was an attack, no matter if it was as aggressive as you thought, the cat did attempt to swat and bite the groomer. Just because something wasn't as aggressive as you thought, it doesn't mean it's not what it is.

[@contra1124]

​@@NightOwlReader2790 both cats and dogs have different levels of attack behaviors. dogs nip at you to warn you off so do cats except they also swipe at you. That was still the "I'm warning you back tf off" stage

[@Josey0801]

I worked for a vet several years ago. We had a Maine Coon that would come in once a month named Christmas. We could put him in the tub and he would sit until time for his bath, dogs in and out, lots of activities and he would patiently wait. He was such an awesome guy.

[@renacleerican7824]

I love Christmas again.

[@Lucifaar]

I plan to get a main coon in the near future, and I really hope that people have as positive a reaction as you did to christmas.

[@motorcycleprincess]

666 likes 😂

[@dorkchocolate]

Why only have Christmas in July, when you can have him every month!

[@Reopolitan]

“He is giving the ultimate death stare and definitely *plotting my demise”* best sentence I’ve heard in a while

[@1bootliz]

She said it so cheerfully

[@chrismc410]

@@1bootliz and likely a very slow and painful death or even fates worse than death

[@jordanhasch2544]

"He looks defeated and royally pissed off." Vanessa, that is an understatement. I think he's having the mother of existential crises, and can't decide whether to swat at you again, or try to bite once more, even though he's wearing the "Cone Of Shame".

[@Tej_121]

Most certainly plotting my demise 😜 that ma'am was a very good one keep entertaining the world U r doing an exceptional job at it so....👍🏻

[@nakeasimone13]

“The cone of shame he looks defeated and royally pissed off” You handled that situation like a BOSS 💪🏽🤣🤣

[@gary2184]

🤣

[@reothomas7624]

Heh

[@kerryperryman3025]

Love that he is grooming himself while being groomed

[@theblackbaron4119]

Yo dawg I heard that you like washing yourself...

[@minicloud737]

"Aight lady you do the tail I do the paws"

[@Hieraldrich]

Yeah, cats groom themselves, theres no need for a human to do it for them, it just makes them agitated and uncomfortable lmao

[@sangredelic]

Licking themselves like that is a reaction to stress, like us biting our nails.

[@svendtang5432]

That’s because that should be the only crooming he needs.

[@hopefulwander]

Trimming a cats claws is perfectly safe and doesn’t harm the cat at all if you avoid the quick, which is the pink part. Declawing a cat is amputating part of a cats finger at the first knuckle. It’s inhumane and cruel

[@texknight67]

And saves the furniture! 🤣

[@kit5625]

@@texknight67 I thought that it would make them want to attack the furniture more, to take the outer layers off to the lower sharper layer of claw?I Edit: autocorrect

[@simonphoenix3789]

@@kit5625 I don't think they can sharpen their claws as much as shave off the top layers to reveal newer bottom ones. if you clip them, I don't think they can get back to sharp claws for a while

[@silentghoust]

My cat would rather remove my first knuckle then ever let me trim her claws XD

[@kit5625]

@@simonphoenix3789 oh! ok, thx for the info

[@lindacarruthers3423]

He is such a beautiful chap ,and you handled him wonderfully ❤😊

[@TheArmouredAlechemist]

"So I put his Royal Highness in the cone of shame." The cats face is just pure defeat haha

[@rockinbells8351]

Girl, that cat knows where he's burying you body, the cover story to tell the cops, and has already payed his defense lawyer.

[@debbiethemadbee]

She knew by the death stare

[@Ghostrecall_M]

@@debbiethemadbee So she perpared defences for his attempt at her life.

[@GassyGoat]

Got dark real fast

[@piphughes2650]

If I were you. I’d start carrying catnip!

[@rosehitsugaya3388]

“I put his royal highness in the cone of shame” lol

[@hcrazy143]

Haha, his face after that was hilarious! I actually startled my own cat when I laughed out loud.

[@vladislavohremenco3472]

And then he is royally pissed🤣

[@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763]

@@hcrazy143 yeah probably the best part honestly 😆

[@Judy.LoveandLightAlways]

1:04 omg Absolutely Adorable "the cone of shame" 😢😂

[@KenS1267]

I'm shocked that he did not sing you the song of his people during his bath. Maine Coon's are normally very chatty and mine is very much a drama queen about being bathed.

[@aylazelanagrebiel3210]

I know my Norwegian Forest Cat does that every time I groom her or bathe her. It’s meow yowl yowl marrroooowwww!!! Her meowjesty doesn’t appreciate it at all

[@AxolPiezz]

Mine just cries about everything like being pet anywhere that isn’t the head or having water in the blue bowl instead of the metal bowl

[@KenS1267]

@@aylazelanagrebiel3210 That's what mine does. Like I'm killing her and like she will not poke her head around the shower curtain if I don't lock her out of the bathroom while I shower.

[@jorgequinonez2649]

How much was ur cat

[@KenS1267]

@@jorgequinonez2649 She's a rescue.

[@imissmybed3469]

"Because cats are notorious for trying to permanently disfigure you" My arms, thighs and face agree.

[@norXmal]

I'd say the same for some dogs, when they clasp their fangs on someones face, twirls and pulls it.

[@Jenns228]

We have 6 weeks old kittens and they keep reaching for my face when i pick them up. One of them scratched my lips once lmao

[@oisinmaccumhaill7037]

@@norXmal The difference is that scratching is very common with cats. Dogs will only bite when they’re heavily provoked.

[@norXmal]

​@@oisinmaccumhaill7037 I don't agree on that, I think it rather depends on the cat or the dog itself, if they are nervous/afraid, has a history with violence etc. At least throughout my experience, I've only been scratched and bit when I deserved it, either than that it is generally warning bites or a slap without claws extended.

[@ieatmice751]

What are you doing to your cat to make them scratch you, my cat has never scratched/bitten me or even tried to

[@viewer0ne]

Groomer: “As I finish he puts in his final complaints Cat: “Hiss” Lol

[@kevinsnyder8448]

Well I must say job well done. He looks like a brand new cat. And you are one brave lady the cone of shame got me to laughing. 😂 ❤ keep up the good work

[@marinagomes3448]

Cat: bites Groomer: * cone of shame* Cat: wait that’s illegal

[@alfteck]

She is cutting the cat's nails incorrectly and she actually thinks it's right

[@turntechgodbeheaded]

I love when cats stick their noses right up on the camera

[@SuperFlawless2010]

gotta work the camera, baby!

[@marieslabbert6009]

He is not sticking his nose right up to the camera, he is sniffing it. Cats are exactly like dogs in this respect. They sniff at everything in the area.

[@MeowingInsanely]

@@marieslabbert6009 but it's the same cute thing though

[@johnmoreno1239]

It’s actually a form of self Defence🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@Bluey306]

@@johnmoreno1239 ah yes. getting up real close to the other party/object and putting their faces right up there to sniff said party/object. classic self-defense move.

[@TheRealSephiroth]

Woman: *Shaves nuts* Cat: Hmm a massage. Woman: *Shaves armpits* Cat: Unnacceptable! 👿 😂😂😂

[@Pr1ncess0vv]

Why do i find this one comments so funny? 😂😂

[@TheRealSephiroth]

@@Pr1ncess0vv i dont know, why do you? 😁

[@Prithviraj19090]

@@Pr1ncess0vv 😂

[@TheRealSephiroth]

@@Prithviraj19090 i must ask, why are you laughing? 😁

[@Prithviraj19090]

@@TheRealSephiroth since same happens with me my groomer does same

[@nikkiderringer]

The cone of shame! We had to do this to take care of an abscess on one of our meezers. Of course, it was sore, so any time we had to touch it, he got very bitey. We learned fast that he couldn't actually bite us if he was wearing the cone. So we put it on, shaved the base of his tail (where the abscess was, so we could actually see it through all the fluff) and did what we needed to do. He recovered quickly and is fine now.

[@IceSorceress]

Such a tolerant cat! One of my cats bit straight through the cone of shame, the other had the vet calling me after ten minutes saying "she's actively trying to murder us, do I have your permission to sedate her?"

[@janedoe5980]

Oh dayum haha

[@MichelleMCTran]

My vet said the same thing

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

I've had a lot of cats with that outlook. My current cats are a needy placid furball, and a petty shadow forged of the purest spite who like pets sometimes

[@tiffariff]

The more they go to the vet and groomers the more tolerable they are

[@tiffariff]

At least you didn’t have your cat shit twice at the groomers from diarrhea (he had megacolon, and we were having to give him laxitives. It’s also why he had to be shaved since lots of long hair can be a cause of megacolon)

[@DizzyDebacles]

I love the fact that she told his owners about his behavior, the whole interaction sounded like a kid and their parent being called to the principals office 🤣🤣🤣

[@dianafreeman419]

I appreciate you being honest about the animals behavior. As a dog sitter I come across a lot of owners that have no clue that their dog is aggressive in certain situations because previous sitters tell them, "oh they were fine". I'm always honest with the owners. Sometimes they blame me or don't believe me which is frustrating but it is what it is.

[@Honkey-Donkey]

I would want to know so it could be addressed.

[@DoubleDogDare54]

Some owners are like a lot of parents these days - their little darling is never to be criticized and is always wonderful. They are offended to be told otherwise. That said, unless I would wind up in the ER from an attack, I admit, I lie like a rug to the owner if their dog is a pill or nailed me. That is because I once worked in a shop where someone's dog nipped the owner of the shop. No big deal but on pick up the shop owner did casually mention the nip. She wasn't upset about it, dogs will be dogs, a little H2O2 and a bandaid and she was fine. Happens all the time. The owner didn't comment about the nipping, paid for the groom, loaded the dog in the car, took the dog to the vet and put the dog down. We were told about it after the fact and were horrified. The owner told us he absolutely would not keep a dog that bit a human for any reason. Any dog that did so, end of the trail for that pooch. After that, I have never admitted to any owner their dog nipped me.

[@dianafreeman419]

@@DoubleDogDare54 that poor dog!

[@VintageTechFan]

@@DoubleDogDare54 I better not write any of the names that came to my mind for this person... A little nip (where injuries are usually just accidents since humans are more delicate than other dogs) for a dog is just an "I really don't like that and would really appreciate if you stop", totally normal communcation. Even if it's more serious, it usually just because they are really scared from an unfamiliar situation and just panic. Even humans usually get free or a slap for the wrist for something like that! As long you don't need stitches or have any body parts missing, it wasn't a "bite" at all.

[@XadePsyconic]

@@DoubleDogDare54 Maybe someone should put that owner down.

[@MsDropofrain]

haha, "he looks defeated and royally pissed off" --your comments are pure gold!

[@kananbhatt3373]

When he wore cone of shame he looked like he was regretting his life decision

[@cefinau]

“Their personality is as close to a dog as you can get in cat form” Cat: (hides face) “oh no! This description is worse than the cone of shame!”

[@darliskawhitaker1979]

He's A Pretty Cat 🐈.

[@ellenstoddard-keyes1618]

I had two Maine Coon mixes and this is exactly how I described them. Best personality ever!

[@omigodausername]

Yeah I had a MC that was definitely a demon. He never got matting tho, so that's a blessing.

[@yaelle278]

@@ellenstoddard-keyes1618 same with my 2 siberian !

[@rjlchristie]

imo from the domestic breeds the Siamese and orientals generally have greatest d-g like behaviour and attachments to human owners.

[@ashleyl.8447]

Ok I’m sorry but he’s full grown and this is how he reacts on his FIRST GROOMING APPOINTMENT?! that’s one good boy!!! ❤️

[@raven4k998]

that kitty's like someone kill her before she drowns me with all this water🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@domusdebellum3042]

maine coon cats arent considered full grown till at least three years, but they dont generally fully fill out until their fourth or fifth year. this little fella has a lot of growing and filling out to do.

[@Sadoodi]

He still has 2 or 3 years of growing to do! Maine coons are fully grown between 3 to 4 years old

[@wuestenfucks9173]

the one year old main coon is a young cat. Main coons get full maturity at 4 years old. that cat has 3 more years to grow. Main coon cats grow very slowly.

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

He’s still got a lot of growing to do. They reach full size within 4 years of being born, much longer than a dog. Yeah, they get THAT big, and yet the breed is still healthy.

[@LVSkinny]

Small cats already scare me when they are mad , idk if I can handle a big mad cat 😭

[@askarsfan2011]

Gorgeous cat. Such beautiful coloring. For his first professional grooming, he did pretty well.

[@StopWhining491]

But before the next time, he'll work on perfecting his attacks.

[@ccrum32]

Hes missing now. So yeah.

[@domusdebellum3042]

@@ccrum32 well that explains why he did so well during his grooming.

[@anthonynelson1187]

gorgeous Groomer aswell 😍

[@ccrum32]

@@anthonynelson1187 sorry, shes taken.

[@alexanderpbyron]

Cat: *hisses* Narrator: “All in all, he was a pretty tolerant cat”

[@spilwo572]

Can you blame him? I mean I don't like getting my hair cut how would it feel for an animal who isn't used to it?

[@itsmxtwist]

He was considerably more tolerable than most other cats.

[@Marielusi]

I see that as very tolerant, remembering my experiences with bathing my cats 🤣

[@Chloe-ge7vv]

But it's true, he was 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@zgurl94]

He’s definitely way more tolerant than my cats

[@dia_exclamation_point]

"He is giving the ultimate death stare and is certainly plotting my demise."

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

Normal cat behavior

[@tiffanycarter5432]

Jackson's facial expression when she said she'd missed matting in his groin just kills me, he's like 'Oh, FLUFF no!'

[@TheWarkilla]

"So I put his royal highness in the cone of shame." hahaha