700k

[@directives]

I literally paid 8 dollars so i could watch this on a plane

[@candycouldntbesosweet]

that’s crazy mikey would’ve made you pay 700k

[@directives]

@@candycouldntbesosweet gotta put a privileged jewish man like myself in his place

[@ShouldHaveBeen]

Why? Gifted should pay us with how cringey he is.

[@candycouldntbesosweet]

@@ShouldHaveBeen no way youre calling gifted cringe on a video about Mikey Alfred 😹

[@ShouldHaveBeen]

@@candycouldntbesosweet I'm not saying Mikey Alfred isn't, but someone that has made his name on talking trash and tries so hard to be edgy or cool is cringey in a league of their own. It takes a special kind of douchey piece of sh*t to go about anything the way he does.

[@yxllxh6377]

"I think that Doritos is connected to skating in an authentic way"

[@DevoT]

That line will never not make me cringe.

[@appainhlakanipho6600]

"The bite in the chip represents our bite in the pie"

[@cuttinaboot]

It’s the same way snacks are always “ authentically” connected to sports, just peddling junk down children’s throats

[@masonmohammed4611]

Mikey and Jah have the same voice

[@justathought2260]

i'd really like to know the rationalization behind that comment

[@jamesblacklock4759]

This is quite possibly the single most entertaining piece of media I have had the privilege to witness, absolutely gripping from start to finish.

[@theowainwright7406]

It should be, Joa charges 100k a day just to pick up a camera

[@wooltrouserslover777]

that's pretty sad lmao

[@fakesnow]

Grippy af

[@TheChessNeck]

Have you ever watched anything before watchinf this video? Lol. This comment has to be a high comment.

[@plizzle]

derivitive

[@luibond9418]

After hearing Mikey talking shit about Jonze and Hill I don’t feel the slightest bit bad about his failures. The guy is beyond privileged. Everything is starting to make sense now. Even when he leaves skateboarding he’ll have a nice cushy job to catch him

[@officialmilitaryskate]

Was thinking the same thing

[@mlombardo9]

Unbelievable. Dead last.

[@xandertaylorrr]

I’ll never get over that. That interview is the biggest piece of name-drop biting the hand clout shit I have ever seen in my life. Lot to criticize Jonah for but SPIKE??? He shouldn’t even be mentioning him in passing

[@davidzelaya1994]

Spike Jonze ACTUALLY skates and has put in work out in the field before that dude was even conceived, Mikey Alfred can barely Ollie he don’t hold a candle to his light whatsoever both names shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence at all

[@andersg1056]

Look at his face when he says that. He's shitting himself.

[@raphaelgerard5262]

Joah don't quit your commentary is sorely required in this industry as weird as that sounds. I know sometimes it gets dark and shit feels corny and uneccessary but everyone feels that way sometimes.

[@claysoggyfries]

Called him by his government

[@blankface1904]

Just say you want to keep watching his videos💀💀

[@finn90138]

Where did he say that

[@jeroenretsok]

!!!! Keep on keepin on

[@drowse9327]

criticism is essential

[@AamarahKing]

I’ve NEVER clicked on a video SO FAST

[@jessepetersen3238]

Sameeeee

[@Westcoastnn]

Same

[@Gvnrae]

When she watches gifted hater >>>>>

[@Ghastly8P]

first

[@brayanmelendez3982]

real shit 💀💀

[@concernedmom4204]

Honestly shoutout to the kids more than anything else, takes a lot of strength to actually stand up for yourself and cut off ties in an industry as insular as pro skating.

[@gusdonnelly9661]

That cut to the raid ad was one of the most masterful moments in all of recorded media. Gifted hater pulling an Oscar this year fr

[@mlombardo9]

100

[@DavidSanchez-wy8gk]

Mikey could never lol

[@fjoiewafno]

It was genius.

[@Datsunn]

🔥🔥🔥

[@MrABcreations1]

That scared the fucking shit out of me lmfao

[@jjkell11]

as someone who works professionally as a camera operator on commercials and feature films- I know that even the highest paid cinematographers working on blockbuster movies don't make 100k/day. That figure is just so far fetched its hilarious

[@savagestyles1606]

such a sick career! How did you get into it dude?

[@tracphonevirtualmagazine]

Atiba? What about Jeremy Lasky from pixar?

[@majorrenob247]

@@tracphonevirtualmagazine atiba doesn't make 100k in a year lol

[@tynanbarnes6506]

@@tracphonevirtualmagazine 100k a day is more than the highest paid athletes make. Top international soccer players make 400-700 a week. No camera operator is making that

[@dn8226]

@@savagestyles1606 short degree which covers everything on set, or alternatively find work as a pa or background actor and it’s fairly easy/quicker to do if you find your way in

[@cyrxl]

Saying Spike Jonze isn’t showing respect is fucking wild but saying he feels intimidated is just straight up laughable

[@RealSkateStories]

💯

[@mlombardo9]

That intimidated line is so crazy I didn’t even process it the first time I watched the clip. Holy sheet

[@nickfields7830]

Right, im sure they’re losing sleep over the guy who cant even get shitty film in theaters

[@eatassonthefirstdate]

@@nickfields7830 bro are u talking Abt spike jonze? Do you know what all he's done? I legit don't know what ur speaking about, I just started the video so I'm like clueless, idk if Spike did something, or if ur even talking Abt him, but dude is a legend. I hope he didn't do some dumb shit to get himself cancelled

[@nickfields7830]

@@eatassonthefirstdate i was referring to mikey as the one who can’t get his films in theaters, cause he cant…

[@patrickrainey305]

I’d pay 700k for a gifted hater part

[@steamfend333]

he got some just look up joa video part

[@Ghastly8P]

holding clips hostage is a new unheard of supervillain strategy

[@tracphonevirtualmagazine]

Roger from the nine club did it.

[@odeswarms]

What abt the bootleg guy

[@sendlove]

Not unheard of but definitely some supervillain shit

[@DeclanKadeFarmer]

Actually pretty common lmao just not as public

[@sixish]

@@tracphonevirtualmagazine when?

[@MotherFingerJones]

Tyshawn story post is the nail in the coffin lmfao I’m crying

[@anguscarruthers2868]

What did he post?

[@yungprodigy714]

@@anguscarruthers2868 5:06

[@Pedroepacas]

you mean the one with Mike on dem shorts?

[@mlombardo9]

@@Pedroepacas yeah

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

Dead last

[@forestgump6169]

god has been awoken from his slumber

[@flocka-]

the return of the king

[@ponyboycurtisx]

Yall simpin on patreon too

[@xandertaylorrr]

The fact that Mikey could even think to mention Spike in any kinda diss is so bewildering. No self-awareness of his place in the community. it’s so corny

[@ashleybrown4754]

I saw Spike on one of the Chocolate tours they had in the vans, Hot Chocolate tour I'm pretty sure. Hollywood director ripping a bowl like he's just some random skateboarder. Didn't even know it was him until after since he never tried to have any attention on him. Mikey Alfred is so far beneath him it's not even funny.

[@sooperdope]

@@ashleybrown4754 damn just heard somewhere in a video that spike skated than most the pros on the hot chocolate tour

[@bennyshambles]

Yeah. The level of disrespect and historical ignorance on display from MA is stupefying. I’m willing to bet that even if MA is familiar with Video Days (solely for which Spike Jonze should be eternally feted), he probably thinks it’s overrated.

[@Brose_Canseco]

The fact he just brought it up in that interview unprovoked was so fucking wack. 99% of the time I want people to do well but this guy can uh…. You know. Lol

[@ciscooooo622]

20 years from now this will be a Netflix documentary.

[@fnfn9229]

Surviving mikey 😂

[@squalay3601]

this man's commentary is BEYOND SCATHING bruh i live for it

[@fernandoreyes680]

what up squalay didn't know you fcked with skating like that

[@sambasambasamba6931]

I really love how one of your videos had a real impact on something in the skate scene, which in this case some probably wont like but let's be real here we all enjoy this

[@sephtical11]

Actually good that Mikey has outed himself as a person that no one in skateboarding should be dealing with.

[@blakeprice2988]

Mikey is actually sped for playing the "white privilege and racist" card on these 16 year old kids. Mikey is probably the most privileged person in ic since how rich and connected his parents are.

[@THEODSTKING117]

the fact that the kids mikey took in for his videos are already bowing out this quickly is so funny. props to them for realizing how lame mikey is. the illegal civ brand is pretty much dead. idk what mikey can do from here, bro needs to wrap this up and move on

[@TheTruthHurts.247]

The Mikey Alfred starter pack comes with 1 little homie a camera, 2 grams of hash and a burger.

[@DrunkenDragon64]

Mikey needs some hash dude definitely smokes dog poop

[@dromedarplug]

Mikey used to visit epstein

[@turnwaiter5766]

Milky just being a true homie offering his services on the cheap. He could be charging these ungrateful teens his usual rate (GDP of small to medium sized country) but instead is basically doing this pro bono!! Not only is he a filmmaker extraordinaire. He's also a philanthropist who helps underprivileged youth? When's the last time steven stealburg stacked clips for a bunch of ungrateful hooligans? I'll wait.

[@pigeonman1134]

don't forget it has to be 'home made"

[@chromegnats]

Truth hurts

[@eddiec5563]

kinda wild watching IC implode in real time lmao

[@danielsummerour]

It’s very satisfying

[@bennyshambles]

Extremely satisfying. I’ve hated IC and this dude from the moment I became aware of him. This is why skate companies need to be skater owned… MA definitely doesn’t and never has skated.

[@coreywolfenbarger8992]

When Gifted said his parent's net worth isn't high enough to pronounce that French word 😂

[@williamstickney8551]

Wild you're in the gifted hater comment section, I had no idea you skated bro

[@melm4251]

The thought that Spike Jonze hasn't done enough for the craft, hasn't given enough to skateboarding... man i laughed so goddamn hard i have tears in my eyes!

[@mouthgina3213]

To those under age humans involved with Mikey especially if you’re doing business with him, don’t be afraid to ask for help. Easy lawsuit 😂

[@flocka-]

"humans"...🤨

[@slades_salad]

@@flocka- bro is an alien

[@wateveryo]

@@flocka- yes humans ever seen or heard of one 🤔

[@Sumunuhriginal]

There’s no lawsuit. Kids didn’t sign contracts and no one made any promises so there’s no contract case to be heard. Unless they have proof of promises being made, nothing would work. They MIGHT get equity if they could prove they were working for mikey during filming and not just doing it for fun or bc they wanted to.

[@-solidsnake-]

Wait why is there grounds to sue anyone? Who broke what law?

[@hugogyllenram6359]

this felt like the longest time that you hadn’t posted a video in. So much has happened

[@sludgebones]

yay more content to procrastinate with

[@cosmicbackwoods]

"mom do you think you can ask your boss if we can get his channel taken down?"

[@hugogyllenram6359]

great video just finished

[@jamespolly9663]

Shut up hugo

[@jms9605]

in 3 mins

[@brothersskateboardco]

Same

[@gregtemte4426]

I already watched it twice

[@hae8000]

me too on my 4th rewatch as we speak

[@kr0n0n0va7]

In the comments on one of IC’s posts Mikey explains that he’s calling these teenagers racist because they’re trying to profit off of embarrassing a black man. Speaking as someone who is also black, that shit is so unbelievably stupid. He’s so detached from reality that he can’t see he embarrassed himself in the first instance and these kids are just trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Honestly hope the old team all find homes on other teams (seen Zach riding the same board as Tyshawn and Nakel so maybe he’ll be a part of that) and I hope these young kids are able to thrive and put this Hell week shit behind them.

[@ashleybrown4754]

Zach is unbelievable on a skateboard. Fuck Mikey Alfred.

[@bennyshambles]

This. He’s a delusional narcissist. He’s unable to own a mistake or admit fault.

[@rickyjames1659]

If I were those kids, I would let Mikey keep the clips. Then, I would get a friend with a camera and go refilm them and put them online. Lol... Mikey said they only skated about 7 times. That's not THAT many clips to refilm if you are only refilming the bangers. Those kids are really good and I bet anything they could easily refilm what they landed in a few days. Then boom, they've got the same clips filmed on their own friends camera. That's how they can win and make Mikey feel like a moron. Lol...

[@eatassonthefirstdate]

Yup just like what Prince did to Sony Music. FXCK EM!

[@glub__blub]

Mikey Alfred out here living like it’s 1955 “Oh no I can’t possibly have come from money I’m black”

[@coreygolpheneee]

This kid is so unbelievably common these days man.

[@ethanhutchison3180]

Man this hurts watching a bunch of kids get literally taken advantage of by someone who will leech off of anyone to make a quick buck. Praying for this whole situation to have justice.

[@grimcity]

Unless the minor's parents signed off, the contracts don't mean anything. You can't legally subject a minor to contractual obligations the same way that you can an adult. I imagine a halfway decent lawyer could introduce Mikey to the word "extortion." Also, the skaters that were recorded (who aren't contractually obligated due to age) can charge for their time as well... if homie wants to get Hollywood, then those kids are performers who should get proper compensation.

[@GrimKardashian]

tell ‘em, grim

[@fnfn9229]

Mikey wants to sue a 17 year old while having footage of him giving weed to a bunch of 16 year olds lmao

[@squill7779]

I thought this vid couldn’t get any more ridiculous and then Mikey called the Jewish kid a nazi

[@thethe-nt1tb]

Mikey "Got It Out The Mud" Alfred. I was howling at that one.

[@Ejazzle]

Mikey gonna be melting down even harder after this

[@goobah1389]

Dont forget how hard this dude coat tailed odd future

[@michaelcerafan1]

yea he was filming tours for tyler and them i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s where his film price comes from. “ i film people on tour so i’m gonna charge those some prices to skateboarders on the come up that i’m being a big bro to”

[@tracphonevirtualmagazine]

@@michaelcerafan1 He did film the Frank Ocean Documentary.

[@appainhlakanipho6600]

@@tracphonevirtualmagazine and cherry bomb

[@thebayharborbutcher9115]

That’s probably why I hate this dude odd future is a bunch of sell outs

[@_fogell]

@@thebayharborbutcher9115 who in odd future is a sell out?

[@coldwinter8633]

You can’t trust anyone with two first names.

[@icecreamenjoyer]

mikey alfred vs jonah hill game of skate

[@phinehasr]

I think my money’s on Jonah. 😂

[@sirdabzmcgee]

That dude Mickey looks like a creep like he touching some stuff maybe sleeping with skaters type of look idk just the vibe i get off this.

[@joshkatz]

Last 5 seconds had me in hysterics

[@yellowgreen2378]

charging for 700k and had the audacity to say the kid was racist because "he was profiting from a black man" lmaoooo

[@FREEZarts]

he's a failure and he is embarassing himself

[@JacksCreates]

Double standards don’t mean shiiiiiiiitttt for mikey lol

[@shmooveyea]

Jonah Hill and Spike Jones didn't kiss his ass so theyre the ones with the problem. This is a Mikey pattern, everyone who is honest or straight with him is labeled toxic and is a hater, even good feedback is met with hostility, it's mental

[@shmooveyea]

@Avery Breaux Not sure what you're referring to

[@MG3B92]

If Logan doesn't call his next part 700k it will be such a missed opportunity

[@Ch8pter]

Just found out Doritos is connected to like skating in an authentic way

[@wakazuzu]

Mikey Alfred, Steve Berra and that girl who made the overpriced jeans are holding an emergency meeting to discuss how to take GH down once and for all!

[@vico805]

😂

[@filmmakerstudiosdotcom]

There’s probably not one cinematographer in all of Hollywood that charges that much per day lol

[@dariadayle]

even if Logan WAS racist, HE'S STILL A KID! There's so many teenagers i've encountered at the skatepark who used to be little bigoted shits 'cause they were never taught any better. A quick conversation with me (I'm 27) and these kids are now some of the most progressive kids i know. The role of older skaters, like you said, is to be mentors and role models for the next generation. I'm like the responsible auntie when teenagers join my crew on our street missions 'cause I want these kids to grow up with good heads on their shoulders and to stay out of trouble in adulthood. Mikey is leading them down a terrible path so I'm glad a lot of the younger ones noticed this and got the fuck out before any real damage was done to their futures. Teenagers have the capacity for change and yet Mikey's treating them like they're full grown adults with no capacity to learn anything. Instead of helping them grow, he's putting them on blast publicly for no reason other than his own ego. jesus christ this man is using the very REAL issue of black oppression that my people go through as a way to try to justify his entitled whining and make it seem like he's not a whole-ass predator keeping footage of TEENAGERS hostage on his hard drive.

[@raidyn3068]

real

[@ashleybrown4754]

Fuckin' A

[@akiko3688]

damn that’s crazy but I’m not reading all that

[@dariadayle]

@@akiko3688 tl;dr mikey's a bitch-ass nigga with more privilege than most people on this planet

[@dielit300]

@@akiko3688 lmao

[@Postell]

100k a day to pick up a camera 😭😂

[@dylanshaw5442]

the 88 part is so funny considering the fact that Mikey named the only black character in north Hollywood ADOLF!!!!

[@jptrout235]

Who let these posers into the industry? In the 90s we would have robbed him and left him on the side of the road

[@jptrout235]

You're an idiot if you think there's a difference between left and right

[@SummertimeCollective]

You scratch all my itches. Thank you.

[@bofafett7375]

I hated illegal civ from the start it always gave me weird Hollywood douche vibes.

[@anthonylion7579]

I like how there’s a 3 hour wood noise video in the top right corner and it shows he watched all of it what a god

[@Shredzilla]

This literally sounds like how Jay Strickland was holding on to Heath Kirtchart's clips back in the day for a crazy amount of money aswell from the Birdhouse/Transworld "Sight Unseen" days.

[@Matouken]

Isn’t it defamation to publicly and wrongfully call some one a nazi to try ruin their reputation?

[@No4Snappy]

That big sigh before saying “bleep” was priceless 😭

[@Edlouis564]

LA is a factory for these kinds of people

[@tonymontepeque6877]

sad thing is even though mikey's working overtime to ruin his brand and career he'll probably just get hooked up with a cushy desk job at paramount when all this is done

[@wegothefunk]

Idk if you’ve ever been involved with a narcissist, but Mikey is definitely one, and this proves it. His inability to accept any fault and his constant posting thinking he is justified and somehow going to be seen as the good guy proves it

[@bennyshambles]

Sadly true. Nepotism can be the worst.

[@coreygolpheneee]

And in that psychos head, that will be the equivalent of "losing it all." Someone's literal dream job that they probably went to school just for is handed to you as a back up plan lmao.

[@ezrasnyder]

this hit the spot

[@AspiringSpaceWizard]

Ya i slurped it up real quick

[@whylerplane5440]

Kids being racist 🤣 Mikey is wild for pull that as an excuse. He’s a weenie

[@Bojonni]

MIKEY " GOT IT OUT THE MUD" ALFRED LMFAOOOOOO

[@doloresberry3144]

Anyone involved with IC, lawyer up, and get your fuckin bag 🎒

[@dillonlines2235]

The most harsh of nipple clamps for Mikey's ego and irrational behavior

[@nickwannn]

my buddy is a lawyer and his company dropped mikey alfred as a client because he literally never paid them then when they dropped him he flipped out saying he wasn't gonna pay because they overcharged him $150

[@Nick_Tank]

Who’s the Firm?? Or you’re lying

[@imustacheyouaquestion1]

Bro this is an excellent channel and I don't even really skate anymore

[@Arthur83839]

Bro I’ve not skated for over 10 years and I watch all this shit

[@helllloooooo95]

Got axed skating, had knee surgery six weeks ago. Just discovered this dude it’s too good

[@blastbeetb.3045]

Same

[@ricky7973]

Same im 36 now and weigh 265lbs so I live through this man

[@cizyeah]

Skate Content Cop. Gotta love it.

[@davidpacheco2762]

When I saw that interview of Mickey talking bad about Jonze and Hill. I knew that was a red flag.

[@landon7763]

Crazy how mikey Alfred’s almost trying to accuse Logan of racism on the ic Instagram story. Ic used to be dope as fuck and now it’s just a sad 28 year old with nothing to live for.

[@rkbdlr]

Imagine they film another Nine Club Stop & Chat with Mikey lol

[@protestthisyouloser1093]

He will never see that shows desk again. In fact they should ban him and take down his interview like they did trump lol.

[@rickroosnickdig2976]

mikey alfred is 10x worse than kanye lol

[@bluecandyart8596]

Another sad thing is... Imagine Mikey's mom watching this video, she's going to be like "Damn, this is kinda true..." :/

[@kimryanf]

Whenever I feel bad or self conscious about myself, like I might be kooking too hard...I just remember Mikey Alfred exists. I instantly feel better about myself.

[@flippinbeastIG]

Gifted Hater came at the right time of skateboard history

[@Doatello1991]

You know. Mikey Alfred is the gift that keeps on giving to GH. The ending 888 bit is timeless.

[@surfireland9642]

bro,look at Robert Evans' face and then Mikey's.

[@happymealchiz]

came back to watch this again after seeing Kevin White leaving IC today LMFAO

[@glacierbaby]

wow congrats on 700k subs so proud to see my favorite fortnite player grow so big

[@agentdrank]

i think doritos is connected to skating in an authentic way

[@phinehasr]

Exactly. I’m 46 years old and started skating in 1985. I’ve seen so many changes and milestones in the culture. What was the one thing that held it all together? That’s right. Doritos. 😂

[@B.E.C.K.]

I wonder if his premiere is still going to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@goutzebeats1208]

Its gonna be hell

[@trippnathe]

@@goutzebeats1208 *correction* It's going to be ten "🔥"s

[@luibond9418]

@@goutzebeats1208 it’s gonna be hell week you mean

[@bennyshambles]

It’s gonna be a 🗑 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@PureXn00b]

Mikey could maybe try putting raid shadow legends promo on the bottom of the boards maybe then he could come back

[@bFOURdwZEROlf]

You can't shit-talk Spike Jonze. That shit is LEGENDARY GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE! :D

[@mctit]

Mikey saw Kanyes recent shit and took notes

[@joshuatelem8796]

Mikey realized that he could keep all the money for himself by not having to pay Alex, Zach etc. He replaced them with kids who would sign horrible contracts and never ask for a dime.

[@trimq2304]

@birddogfreemann is munching mickey alfred in the comments

[@MarcAllenTidon]

Just want to see Jada Pinkett Smith and Mikey Alfred get matching haircuts and entangle their great personalities together 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@colinlarson9656]

This MA character makes Steve Rocco look like a choir boy. Straight up bullying little kids. Then to diss Spike Jonze? Delusions of grandeur.

[@karsen8118]

i love how mikey decided to speedrun being well liked-ish to now being absolutely despised by everyone in the skate community

[@offthecufff]

he doesnt even know how to speak in a mic correctly and he thinks they're paying him $100k each time he films something? right.

[@fuzzdogs]

way to go joa!! cant believe you finally got to 700k subs!

[@stiz555]

so skaters are skating for free but filmers are gettin 100k per day, so this shit is obiusly scam

[@pinkpalace-yx2ew]

Nigga Mikey don't even skate 😂

[@jamesalexander2816]

The one thing that kills me about all this is the weird inconsistencies. If Bam (8Bam8Bam8) is racist...why work with him? Like that doesn't just magically manifest in a person especially someone you suspect of being a whole Neo-Nazi/ White supremacist...like?? If these kids are privileged and rich, why not go out of your way to support or find those that are less fortunate and underprivileged? Like the pieces are not connecting whatsoever especially for you to be an adult...this teenager who is apparently a neo-nazi got the jump on you? Nah

[@morishimayouth9116]

this was a masterpiece, thank you

[@hoodiechopper2140]

hello bozo

[@AlmightyWeick]

19:55 first documented instance of skater using correct spelling of “affect”

[@jsm_6627]

Lando is from 10C41 and Hellblazer is a video which is coming on 10C41, he don't spell wrong the name.

[@skaterpapi]

FINALLY THE INTERNET IS SAVED