Bad Nintendo Switch Games - gillythekid

[@Dantefizz82]

"find and capture this creature referenced in a newspaper dead or alive." Joseph Stalin on Newspaper

[@madas1435]

lmao

[@TwinkofArchie40]

I saw him and it was weird.

[@denniskibrik7310]

And is already dead.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

Imagine how many lives could've been saved from commie gulags if the Allies gave nearly as much of a sh%t about stopping Stalin's bloodthirsty conquest as they did Hitler's. General Patton was right, we fought the wrong f%ckin enemy.

[@strain42]

"Puzzles are supposed to ask you to use your brain, not your time." Gilly wins the award for truest thing that shouldn't NEED to be said, 2019. Bravo, good sir. And awesome video!

[@PatchworkRose567]

That sports game is literally just a crappy Wii Sports Resort knockoff that is 10 years too late

[@filletofish2200]

Shovelware is back and it's starting to spread

[@SadToffee]

the golf minigame is 1 for 1

[@SadToffee]

wait so is the frisbee lol

[@CrowFluffin]

The horse game is quite literally a copy of one of the petz games, the grooming trust/body dirt, the riding, guiding, and foal training. Sports party just looks like wii sports resort

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i think i might’ve had the petz game with the horse, but i never knew how to beat it

[@theivoryguy2476]

I count 4 Megamen in the background. I... think, you might like Megaman. Just a bit.

[@theivoryguy2476]

@Light EVEN BETTER

[@Chelaxim]

No X,EXE,Volnut,Zero or Roll tho.

[@ilikecurry2345]

So much that he even has Rock, Proto Man, and a Metall tattooed on his body, and was willing to collaborate with Caddicarus when the latter was tasked with reviewing the 8th game. You know, the one with meteors, Duo, the Japan-exclusive subtitle "Metal Heroes", and a hackjob voice acting crew (just listen to Light's stuttering and Rock's hilarious fail at pronouncing Bass's name correctly!).

[@smallcherryseeds4951]

W- Megaman

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

Gilly X Megaman Fanfic.

[@Seifer911]

"Resident Equine" Fantastic.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I can just see Leon riding in on a zombie horse.

[@Mariorox1956]

Or, maybe Leon *_is_* the horse?

[@420anonymous]

I'd play that.

[@A13xAngeltveit]

I don't think the Troll and I makers have ever seen a picture of any Scandinavian village, mountains or troll stories, so basicly nothing in that game works, not even the lore xD

[@casperwashere]

Now that’s a yikes

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

Considering that the game was made by Spiral House, a UK based developer out of Liverpool, you're probably right about that one. They should've stuck to making a sh%tty King Arthur game or something lmao

[@Guran.M]

Golf Beach Tennis Basketball(Of course) Skateboard(that's rare to see) Frisbee(probably the most weakest sport to play) Jetski(probably the one with terrible controls...or not) I'm surprised they haven't brought Fencing or soccer or...this island needs that whole you riding a plane across the map....WHY AM I SAYING ALL THIS IF I CAN JUST PLAY WII SPORTS RESORT?!?

[@maymaymanufacturer1351]

8:11 “Honestly, who buys this crap ? M...me, me buys this crap”

[@godgang7030]

Bad switch games exist? well you learn something new everyday

[@TwilightTheCabbit]

Sadly, the shovelware issue has existed for every Nintendo system since the Wii. There's no reason for it. It's embarrassing. The Switch deserves far better and Nintendo should really put in some quality control for it. Sure, all these games pad out the system's library but they just do it in the worst possible way.

[@HaohmaruHL]

The moment they announced there's gonna be many 3rd party games already meant "there's gonna be lots of shitty games no one asked for". That's why wiiu was better. It was like switch, but the game library was filtered off of this 3rd party garbage

[@micke1888]

Please edit and add a ? At the end of "Bad switch games exsit"

[@markellhawthorne2921]

@@HaohmaruHL The moment you said the Wii U was better you lost your ability to be taken seriously.

[@AAhmou]

@@TwilightTheCabbit More like since SNES.

[@seemangalbj]

I always look forward to your videos. Can't really tell you why exactly but they have a certain charm to it that I can't find anywhere else.

[@moonman375]

i have to agree

[@laggy3099]

The WWE 2K games are only enjoyable as a wrestling fan, and even then it's more of a tolerance than actual enjoyment. And that's on the consoles it's actually optimized for. You're not missing much.

[@zacharyslayer5534]

I like the games but smackdown vs raw games where better

[@you-5-iver804]

They were better under THQ, WWE 2K14 was actually made by THQ before the bankruptcy and it clearly is the last best one

[@dennisbowen452]

2k20 might as well dropped on the switch cause it looks like crap on Xbox one and ps4

[@japanimerica8686]

You know they are desperate when they offer the deluxe edition for 19.99

[@duchessedeberne3909]

„Quietly smothered with a pillow“ x‘D

[@iamnobody732]

Does no one notice sports party is a rip-off of Wii sports resort

[@dinathefossilfighter]

The balloons and stuff in the Frisbee game look VERY familiar.

[@spinnyboination7830]

The horse one is a blatant copy of a Wii game I used to play The only difference is that the Wii one had good graphics

[@PeruvianPotato]

Now that's just insulting

[@Cp-71]

What is even better is that my sister had another horse game of this sort given for free with some magazine. And it seemed actually BETTER.

[@matthewrease2376]

"4 minutes in Photoshop" 4 minutes? Now that's generous

[@archerinspace]

that horse game is the saddest thing ive seen and i grew up with a ps2 copy of a barbie horse riding game that gave you alot more to do, side quests, and honestly if you really tried it paid off that your horse wins first place in a horse show.

[@silverfire1248]

Wild Horse Rescue was like. The first game I ever played. It’s the first I remember playing at least. Still occasionally pick it up for nostalgia. Not very taxing but still kinda fun

[@riahlexington]

I love your videos man! I don’t have a switch but now I know what not to buy when I get one (halfway to my goal)

[@CrasherX2000]

Riah Reviews always research a game before you buy it It can be the difference between you paying $30 for garbage or maybe $15 for an actual decent game

[@orangepretzel3573]

I brought The Troll And I a few weeks after launch on the PS4 I played the first few minutes then got to the slide then turned it off, I had to check multiple times it wasn’t a port and it was a new realise.

[@orangepretzel3573]

Also, I think I payed around 45 pounds for it I was so angry

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

*Resident Equine*

[@Dragonfire511]

Just uploaded in time for my Lunchtime, nice

[@neotricksterzero143]

4:55 "Quietly smothered with a pillow" 😂

[@manuelarturog]

Every system has shovelware.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Suddenly New Super Mario Bros U DX looks like a masterpiece... Doesn't prevent me from hating it.

[@oh2446]

Can't wait for New Super Mario 3 where they add purple toad.

[@theivoryguy2476]

Just because it's a port doesn't mean it's bad.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

@@theivoryguy2476 Of course not. But I still hate it for existing.

[@oh2446]

@@theivoryguy2476 No, it being a full price game with no graphical upgrade, online or content makes it a bad game.

[@zachcoastercrazy4032]

@@oh2446 they might add a red ruby giga toad

[@superbseth64]

The “resident equine” line made me smile

[@CyberKirby]

1-2 Switch is a glorified Tech Demo.

[@JMicDizz]

Wii Sports is a glorified Tech Demo.

[@PsychoCrusher46]

Nintendo Land is a glorified Tech Demo. (But I love it and Wii Sports)

[@themidnightotaku22]

2019 & we still have a modern day game that relies on tank controls for basic movement...

[@cjhs2006]

That Shitty Horse Game Was $30?When The Game Devs Obviously Should’ve Payed You?

[@friendlycryptid6797]

Yeah the last one looks like a asset flip mashed together in Unity (I mean Unity can me amazing if used right.)

[@ilikecurry2345]

I mean, just look at Ori and the Blind Forest (and the upcoming sequel thereof)!

[@TwilightTheCabbit]

If only Nintendo would just implement some sort of quality control, already, to keep out the huge piles of shovelware. This shovelware issue has existed since the Wii and it just really needs to stop. It pads out the library, yeah, but not in a good way. Like, holy hell... the framerate on that wrestling game is just inexcusable and just plain embarrassing. How was that actually tested by actual human beings who went on to say, "yep. This is a finished product alright. Ship it." Also, looks like Troll and I's framerate was at least mostly fixed... it used to be a loooooot worse. I saw a review of it back when it first came out where it had barely even 5 frames a second. How do you even pull that off?! You have to try to not try in order to fail so hard. A game that barely even looks like it belongs on the PS2 should not run so poorly and yet, that game managed to do exactly that.

[@thesnesgeek]

They had a seal of quality throught the Nes, Snes and N64 era but it vanished for the gamecube, also shovelware has been around since the Nes.

[@TwilightTheCabbit]

@@thesnesgeek I know but it has only since became incredibly problematic starting with the Wii. The NES had its fair share of terrible shovelware garbage but the Wii, onward, is what people think of when they think about atrocious shovelware cash grabs.

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

Um, the NES had more shovelware than any system to date, save the Ataris. It just takes a quick look in a used game store, or a Google search to know that. And the N64 was chocked full of STEAMING hot garbage. The SNES had the most quality control of any Nintendo Console, and it even had a lot of crap. The problem isn't the people who made the system, it's the people who make the shitty shovelware. If a system is selling really well, it is going to get a LOT of crap. (The WiiU being a massive flop had the unexpected benefit of not a lot of shovelware was made for it, because nobody wanted to develop for it, save Nintendo's core devs, and a few who saw the potential)

[@exchangediary968]

Their quality control backfired with them in the 90's where lots of game companies hated Nintendo for it, that And Nintendo doesnt have the power to have quality control anymore, there no longer the dominant game company in the market

[@AleT118]

8:43 Didn't the Wii Sports games have this function as well?

[@josh6453]

Everyone: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Me: Bayonetta 2, New Super Mario U

[@oscarmccormack1611]

Huh?

[@2sighkick2furious39]

The frisbee game is literally just a shitty wii sports resort remake with no love or TLC.

[@MrMegaManFan]

Love the channel Gilly. No matter how frequently or infrequently you upload I can always look forward to what comes next - unlike some of these Switch games. 😎

[@TubboDaKittyCat]

If you wanna play a good golf game on the go. Just buy a PSP and get HotShots Golf. Its a fantastic golfing game for on the go play.

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

Nintendo Swiss

[@TheJege12]

3:22 that's literally just Gollum's face, but the character is big and furry

[@MysticMorigan1998]

I wanna see a part two

[@GrumpyTy34er]

The golf thing about the practice swing is the exact same as Wii Sports Golf

[@Ratciclefan]

That last one looks really boring And is that just me or does Troll & I look like MSG3 scenario-wise?

[@lieutenantlobster_gorbman]

Ok that frisbee one is literly frisbee in Wii sports resort except it doesn't have a dog 10:47

[@mattcatdoodles]

3:50 It’s like The Last Guardian but horrible

[@Hankubya]

We love you Gilly! :D

[@phantomslay5612]

Yeah I noticed a common theme in this list. All the games on it are just bargain bin content that developers put out because the console just needs a few more options for games that hopefully can entertain the family and won't cause mom to barge into the room and complain about the 'violence' in the game.

[@asra-5180]

9:10 "and then you have to press the button again to comfirm it" heeeey, you do know there is another game that did it right? A NGC game. With the red plumber in it?

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Yeah, it seemed like he was a little nitpicky with that.

[@halpyhal]

Wii sports also has a practice swing norm. Maybe he hasn’t played wii sports by he would know that. Just nitpicking smh

[@randybear932]

Can you please do a video of the best EXCLUSIVE indie games on Switch?

[@gasternecross]

there are none

[@skippytheslime6349]

At first I thought he made the cover for my riding stables in photoshop with a stock photo, then I realized it was real

[@tmwilligar]

Seriously, how does anyone live in the woods and not know how to climb over those trees? I know how to do that shit and I live in the suburbs! Although, to be fair, I am from Maine....

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I think the tree was supposed to be on fire. The graphics for the fire were horrendous and barely visible.

[@tmwilligar]

@@chadschmaltz9790 Ok. But the principle still stands.

[@sarasaland4709]

The girl on the box of My Riding Stables is obviously Lady McWoman, Gil.

[@barrybend7189]

Now you just gave the Game Grumps bad game list.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Could you please make a second video on Bad Nintendo Switch games? I'd like to know more about what games I should avoid on the system.

[@Nataton-cg8zo]

Cyberbrickmaster1986 i dont like the new mario party game and smash bros but those are the only bad game imo.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

@@Nataton-cg8zo What? But those aren't even that bad, especially Smash Bros! In that case, I take it back! Don't make another video on this!

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Don't go into the forest mom! (When the forest is more safe then your home)

[@DaneTheDane]

I've heard there's a game called Windstorm which is supposed to be kinda like My Riding Stables, except it's... kinda okay, maybe, sorta? Idk

[@mattfahringer148]

1 2 Switch comes to mind

[@TheMGMfan]

matt fahringer I don’t consider it downright garbage, just an okay tech demo that’s way more expensive than it should be. The mini games are pretty creative and can be fun at first, but they get pretty old pretty fast, so there’s no reason to go back to it or remember it, all of which would be fine if it wasn’t $50, which is probably the reason why most people who hated this game did so, since that’s money you could use to get Sonic Mania Plus and still have $20 to spare. This should be $15 at most, and a pack in at launch, given how it’s essentially Nintendo’s first attempt to make a game for the system that was essentially its Wii Sports.

[@zachcoastercrazy4032]

It should've been packed eith the switch

[@CarlolucaS]

I really don't care about graphics that much but if a dev team doesn't have the resources to work on at least okay graphics they should try to stylise it. Frame-rate drops are technical issues and every dev team that doesn't fix that should stop making games.

[@BugsyFoga]

Nintendo always seems to let these shit games fly by

[@Chelaxim]

The more popular a system is the more shovelware a system will get. Remember when the 3DS was a failure? Barely any shovelware, after Super Mario 3D Land bam shovelware everywhere. Same with the first two PlayStations.

[@TheRamblemanWhoSings]

If were talking shovel wear then the wii is king

[@angrysporkgoddess8224]

I must be insane because I've spent 3 minutes laughing at how you named your character Lady McWoman

[@56brandonray]

14:02 *AMEN BROTHER*

[@Dan-bz2nh]

Hell yeah! Another Gillythekid video 😄

[@mintstar3703]

I promised myself I would avoid shovelware at all cost once I get a Switch. I didn’t have the same luck on the Wii.

[@Peffse]

6:40 did... did that AI in the background just run face-first into a wall?

[@Cinko420]

Peffse He wanted out of this game.

[@dogjr2fast4u75]

It seems that most of the shovelware on the Switch are Wii games that were released over 10 years too late.

[@zoleroid7027]

That sports party golf was legitimately just wii sports golf with the starts practice swing have to hold button to actually hit the ball.

[@Monado6]

Why get the horse game when its already included in Breath of the Wild

[@stereomonovici5796]

At this point, the Switch is gonna be Wii No. 2

[@moose-mancer]

Incredibly successful? It already is.

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@moose-mancer For now until Microsoft and Sony finally make new consoles

[@FloofyGabe]

And how about Ark Evolution on Switch? It’s like one of the worst ports on Switch.

[@fruitlion8]

Way too many bad Switch games, and surprisingly a lot aside from the Eshop too.

[@Ichigo111293]

You can say that about literally every game system. O_o

[@blademaster1227]

That first game is a complete rip off of Assassin's Creed three if you think about it but this kid went down a hole instead Connor went through the same thing almost went hunting when back to see the village on fire and his mother died in said fire...

[@ShadowJinjoYu]

When someone says everything should come to the switch

[@HaohmaruHL]

Steam is a good example of why this shouldn't be a thing. 95% of the games on steam are garbage

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@HaohmaruHL I'm sorry that your Epic Games Launcher failed on you

[@yugare-chan4742]

yikes, that horse game reminds me of the old Petz games on the Nintendo DS. It has a petz horsez 2 vibe with higher quality visuals that are lazy and don't really belong...

[@WillieManga]

Another game that can be considered a worse Nintendo Switch port is Agony. That title accurately explains the experience of playing it; it's so painfully boring. I picked it up on sale wondering if there might be some sort of enjoyment to be had, but one thing that frustrated me was the really bad level design. You wanna know what's a delightful addition to a slow paced game that focuses on Outlast-style stealth? Well, some traps, how bout? You often have to time your movements just right or get your nipples pierced in a bad way. And make sure you don't get stuck on something. And speaking of stealth, you gotta evade these demons with fannies for faces in a manner a lot like Outlast. Since they don't have eyes, they won't be able to see you if you hold your breath. And also like in Outlast, you need to also complete some objectives increasing your chances of getting caught. It was interesting in Outlast because those objectives were often pretty varied. But a lot of the objectives in Agony boil down to finding some skulls to use as keys. And if you get caught, you can either continue your run by possessing tormented people as long as there isn't a sack on their heads, or use a limited checkpoint in the form of these weird meat shitting mirrors. The factor that will likely kill you the most is the confusing level design where you fall into an infernal chasm trying to climb something or be unable to figure out how to get around demons because there's barely any tutorial. And when you die, so does part of your interest, or even all of it. And that's a shame, because there's some pretty good presentation to Agony; the atmosphere is great with Hell's structures being made of bones and organs, the lore is interesting with rune diaries explaining just how draining it is to be in Hell, and the creatures are fittingly strange. But the pacing and the design are just terrible. And there are two other modes where the confusion comes to a head. Somehow, I couldn't figure out where to go at all in the Svccvbvs Mode, and the Agony Mode is a roguelike, so we gotta add randomization to the mix of bad player direction. Add in the Switch port's technical issues and downgraded graphics, and Agony can be seen as an accurate representation of Hell; unpleasent and not a comfy place to explore.

[@FumiTheSillyGirl]

It's been a while since i've watched you Gilly Since when did you become a Son of Sparda/Get your Devil Trigger

[@Gamsterjeff600]

What a fun time to be alive

[@depht]

Rime deserves a (dis)honorable mention. That garbage is the reason I no longer buy Switch ports of games, only exclusives.

[@luca2348]

The boar joke made me like this video.

[@GamingWarlord64]

14:04 but mom I want the pony game IS THAT A FUCKING BALL IN A CUP

[@mounne13]

Resident Equine got a chuckle out of me. The fuck is up with people using tank controls in 2019? I'd prefer boat controls

[@errorbirdesther]

You forgot vroom in the night sky

[@crummylion]

Wow Sid the Sloth is rocking new dreadlocks

[@kyrzixxi]

bad math games happen to every console

[@OneToxicPixel]

Yes, my favorite shovel ware channel. Now pour that garbage all over me, my body is ready!

[@pinkflametheepic]

I was a horse girl when I was younger so I have played a lot of broken horse games. That broken horse game looks way worse than this one game I played on the ps2 that I am 90% sure was broken as I couldn't progress to find someones birthday present

[@pointless529]

I will say that TREVA games and Ratalaika Games (I think I spelled that wrong) make the worst Nintendo Switch games. TREVA makes games that look like they belong on mobile and have a ridiculous price, For example: Panda Hero. The game looks like one of those Mario bootlegs for your phone but for I think $30. And Ratalaika games, well, honestly, they don't really make bad games but their demos are just too short.

[@prestige8477]

At 3:15 the FPS is so bad that it makes the graphics look Sprite based.

[@edhc44]

"Jet-Ski is basically Wave Race but not fun". So... Wave Race Blue Storm?

[@filletofish2200]

Shovelware is coming back...oh god

[@gamermapper]

You've shown bad pc 3d games, but now they're games like shitty mobile games but on the switch.

[@johnmcswag5980]

W2018 looks worse than the 2012 wii version

[@AntiR2525]

3 vids in one month. Gil's spoiling us now

[@domscards]

Great video! I like that it's not a flash game video. Thanks gilly.

[@miniwoona402]

This guy sounds like the adult version of arlo

[@Joshimations]

These were all awful games. Yes. But have you SEEN the Switch port of ARK: Survival Evolved?

[@PeruvianPotato]

That was just downright false advertising, shame on Nintendo for allowing that to slide pass

[@gasternecross]

dont you mean pix ark

[@Chelaxim]

Gilly the rockin silver fox.

[@elekktrik_0339]

You forgot Mario tennis aces 😂😂

[@you-5-iver804]

Remember a time when Nintendo consoles were more powerful than Sony and Microsoft's. You don't? Well I don't blame you, It has been over a decade since the GameCube released.

[@Ashkihyena]

A WWE product being trash? Sounds about right.

[@pokelover66544]

The last guardian had the same concept as the troll and I but they did it better

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

You forgot Astro Bear Party

[@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate]

Melissa Thomas I didn't forget it. Dear God, I can't understand why that game even exists. Also Goosebumps the game and Big Buck Shooting are also bad games as well. Pleasure to meet you and hope to talk with you someday.