Bad Nintendo Wii Games - gillythekid

If you've never gone to the back of a Gamestop and found the shovelware wonderland that is the Nintendo Wii section, you're in for a real treat.
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[@gillythekid]

The funny bone is a nerve.

[@tragend9478]

Whaaaaaa???

[@gunner56702]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

[@lochlangallagher1188]

You can’t break the funny bone, obviously, but maybe it was false wording. A few years ago, I fractured the lower “elbow half”, and it hurt like hell. Big oof

[@CopperBarr]

“Gender is a social construct”

[@fink_rat]

No wonder i have no sense of humor, as well as the ability to feel.

[@Zenlore6499]

Never thought “yeeted” and Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town would ever be present in the same instance.

[@olivius8891]

It's yote.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Merry Yeetmas.

[@arbyw.1889]

Santa Claus is Yeetin to Town

[@thecheesemanwillcomeforyou8463]

I yeeted a copy of Santa Claus is comin to town out the window

[@TheGauges420]

I saw mommy yeeting Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

2:20 excuse you his name is BURGERMEISTER MEISTERBURGER

[@ilikecurry2345]

That's what we're all saying!

[@sharkhammr]

Ah, good old Wii Shovelware. We all knew it was coming when they removed "of quality" from the "offical nintendo seal".

[@surrealbrain4227]

To be fair, the NES, Super NES, N64 and Gamecube also had their fair share of awful games even before they removed the word "quality" in the name.

[@jaydenc367]

@@surrealbrain4227 oh god...imagine how many BAD games the nes specifically? like it was the main console after the crash....so yikes

[@dachel683]

@@jaydenc367 watch AVGN.

[@tgirl_jocy]

Family guy WISHED it had your cut away gags.

[@WillieManga]

I barely even noticed they were cutaway gags.

[@imherehaha8989]

Takes a literal gag out

[@jacksonteller3973]

Family Guy is funny as hell you crazy

[@JackSledgeIV]

I remember the Game Grumps played two trash Wii games back to back and they were the same game no lie it had different titles but the assets for both games were exactly the same because they were made by the same people I think the games were called Ninjabread Men and Tina in Toyland if I remember correctly

[@PsychoCrusher46]

Those guys who made those trash also released the Rock n Roll adventures game and surprise it is the same as NinjaBread man. 🤦‍♂️

[@zebare726]

The same companie made over 70 videos games for wii, using the same game engine.

[@KnakuanaRka]

That’s the handiwork of Data Design Interactive. One prototype (a sequel to Zool rejected by the guys who commissioned them for being awful), and they turned it into 5 identical(ly awful) games: Ninjabread Man (the most infamous), Anubis II, Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland, Rock ‘n Roll Adventures, and Billy the Wizard. The exact same game, sold 5 times with different assets. They churn out all sorts of bottom-budget junk like this; heck, they’re the most prolific third-party publisher for the Wii with this garbage! Can’t they go back to decent games like LEGO Rock Raiders?

[@nyancat2221]

Jack Sledge IV pretty sure the same company made the Elvis game too

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

Goldenglare_thewindeater xd

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

Your description of the iCarly game describes literally everything Dan Schneider has made *since* iCarly (except Victorious)

[@jacksonteller3973]

I disagree, his shows are pretty good.

[@zfrometa8316]

2:52 did you always have that gag and blindfold or....?

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

Haru Okumra …no comment.

[@moth.monster]

they look really cheap and crappy so he could have just bought them for jokes tbh

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

@@Matthew_Klepadlo Same here...

[@gavinkingsley1685]

Haru Okumra I had the same question

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

Tommy Deonauth's Archives but still Oolala~

[@doobiousyt]

12:05 Tank controls in a military shooter game sounds funny to me. At least the developers were 'sticking to their guns' on the theme of the game

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Hah!

[@DanielPinel]

*baaa dum TSS*

[@Joffy]

R.I.P Wii Shop Channel

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

No one cares that you died.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Then why did he use the music for that place!?

[@user-fy7un8tk3i]

I remember seeing at Walmart a bin full of Alvin and the Chipmunks Wii games

[@Floperella881]

Wack

[@octopaws]

Oh nOO

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

SonicChaoCPPS yep

[@JaggedBird]

SonicChao I remember that but instead of Walmart it was feckin’ Tesco and that’s the Ireland/UK nightmare of it

[@tommyjohnson4855]

My local game store has a whole shelf of Tiger Woods games for ps2

[@spud13y]

Bad Wii games? What? Noooo...

[@-don]

Spüdley ikr

[@Oneiros0629]

Specs hey see that? Do you see it? That’s the fucking door

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

Nice profile

[@WillieManga]

Mark Wahlberg reference?

[@ZeusTheIrritable]

There is something very nostalgic about digging through all the crap Wii games at my local game store. Thanks for the video! Also, the mask and ball-gag were an unexpected look into your private life. Fantastic.

[@97mizuno]

When I saw the title, three words came to mind: Data Design Interactive.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Same.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@chadschmaltz9790 And look who showed up

[@callmealx]

*Incredibly* brave of you to upload footage of yourself in a blindfold and gag. Also, oh myyyy~

[@Zararthur]

Do we need a "Wii Trash Video 2" to show "Whoever in Toyland" and "Ninja Bread man" are the same as "Rock and Roll Adventure"?

[@Wunkydoo]

Don't forget Anubis 2

[@ilikecurry2345]

Bizard the Wizard and the ?????????

[@BugsyFoga]

So a good chunk of the wii's library then

[@super8bitable]

Sadly.

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

Nathaniel Foga yea but there are some of the best games I’ve ever played on the Wii

[@jaydenc367]

well...at that point may as well bring up the ps2...

[@SnipingIsFun]

Wii had a lot of good games too

[@famoussession7426]

One has to wonder how the people even made these games

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

One also has to wonder why Nintendo decided to license these games.

[@TheMGMfan]

Silhouetto of a Man Because they didn’t care about the quality of the games on their system, which is an issue pretty much all consoles suffer from, especially popular ones.

[@crackerjack0349]

Lots of drugs

[@bigragegage]

2:51 did you buy that shit just for that joke?

[@MiloKuroshiro]

@MrKlassic me too, because that's a terrible and uncomfortable gag ball. Not great

[@angrysporkgoddess8224]

@@MiloKuroshiro dude I know right that's some cheap looking shit right there . Like wish dot com kind of nonsense

[@pikapals41]

Blitzbitch The Bisexual Reindeer You know, the more I look at it, yeah, it looks pretty cheap

[@oatstealer5075]

Gilly is a bottom comfirmed

[@angrysporkgoddess8224]

@@oatstealer5075 one of us one of us

[@TheFatViking]

1:55 You think you are cool for not using the safety strap, well it looks like karma hit and the strap hit you in the face For people who didn't understand: It's a meme

[@kmartwifi4491]

"Santa gets Yeeted" -GillyTheKid

[@baoguettes]

The santa one had very similar mechanics as a Dora snow princess one I had. Like it was a platform game that you would collect snowflakes and would use similar stuff to move

[@thekitkatlizard8661]

? I had a Dora snow princess platform game and it was actually p good in my perspective lmao

[@baoguettes]

TheKitKatLizard Not saying it’s bad, I loved that game growing up. Just it was very similar to the Santa game. Although that snowflake loading screen scared me so much lol

[@Trisaaru]

I remember watching ICarly when I was younger and I don't remember a character named Neville.

[@lonegalaxy9158]

He was the tryhard that wanted to fuck Carly and destroy the website i think

[@super8bitable]

How do you not remember him

[@Trisaaru]

@@lonegalaxy9158 I looked him up. He looks like a KZbinr called "Michael Reeves".

[@crackerjack0349]

He sucked

[@Ratciclefan]

Neville was terrible

[@nbHawkeye]

I remember when waiting for Skyward Sword to be released walking into a games store but instead of the new hot Zelda game, which took a nearly a year still, and found just a wall full of horrible looking games I havn't even heard of at that point.

[@zakstorm5171]

Just wanna add that the Sea Monsters game is also for the ps2, except they forgot to add a button that lets you attack. And that button is needed to kill prey, which you can then eat. So it’s literally a game where you go as far as you can and then die from hunger. Fun.

[@RetroGamerBB]

Plenty of junk on Wii, but also some fun obscure stuff

[@theotherannaUTAU]

I'm so glad I found your channel. I feel like I've exhausted the content of my favorite creators, so this made my day so much better. I can't wait to binge on your videos!

[@ChristopherMoom]

The parts of the Wii people don't want to talk about

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Wii don't talk about these games.

[@Soup_SSB]

Except Gilly... And Scott

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

I'm pretty sure 80% of Wii discussions end in shovelware

[@Chelaxim]

I remember at the end of the 7th Gen,Game Informer averaged all the scores given for every game on the PS3,360 and Wii. Wii had so much shovelware that the entire Wii library average score was below 6.

[@Taikofan04]

But wii gotta talk about it

[@yingyangdevious]

I can't tell you how hard I laughed thinking about the guard "littering" a baby.

[@TwisterTH]

Happy New Year, Gilly!

[@wick3dv1]

The dungeon skit just made me a fan. Subscribed

[@rheenusthebeanus4559]

I actually had the last 2 games in my collection for a while and I have to say... I agree

[@averbeck9917]

Isn’t the Elvis game a re-skin of ninja bread man and trixie in toy land?

[@saubergt2390]

Yes. Yes it is. There is even another one called "Anubis the Second."

[@thepersondotjpg]

Your profile pic expresses how I'd feel after playing a shovelware title, Averbeck. Least there isn't an "Emoji Movie" or "Cuties" game in this world.

[@r4tb4st4rd7]

i actually had that sea monsters game and really liked it, not necessarily for the gameplay as a stand alone thing, but as someone who loves paleontology and herpetology and being terrified of the ocean, lol. I actually beat it, you get to fly away as a pterosaur

[@joeywomer]

The smile Gil gives the viewer when shaking the Wii Remote is kinda creepy.

[@mupumupu2842]

The worlds 3 most unexplored places 1.all the worlds oceans 2.my sock drawer 3.the wii’s game library

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"Anyone caught with a toy in _his_ possession will be thrown in the dungeon" So, women can have toys? I smell the work of feminists. Crap, I wanted to go to the dungeon...

[@ilikecurry2345]

The original special is from 1970.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

@@ilikecurry2345 1) Feminism as a movement still existed back then, so your point is irrelevant 2) Dude, it's a JOKE. Get over it. It was worth a chuckle, let's not get butthurt over it because he jabbed dem feminists, let's just move on.

[@princesspixel3151]

So I get to keep my “illegal” toys after all??? Hooray? My plushie collection is safe from tyranny!!!

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

More stuffed animals for us 💅🏻

[@sailormouth8356]

well gilly i hope you had a great year, and may content get only better

[@abbywheeler9025]

I actually had DragonBlade as a kid. I remember thinking it was the coolest thing ever. My cousin and I used to squabble over who got to play it when. I'd always just thought I was crap at the game. Guess I was wrong.

[@charliep7112]

Hey, remember Rock N Roll Adventures, guess what, without realizing it, by playing Rock N Roll Adventures, you were playing four games without realizing it, because this is a rehash of Ninjabreadman, Anubis 2, and Myth Makers, Trixe in Toy Land, and when I mean rehash, I don't mean Ubisoft, I mean rehash in which these are the exact same games, not even exaggerating, the same code, same gameplay, same music, same tutorial level, same controls, same glitches, yep, they copied and pasted Ninjabreadman, and the only thing they've changed was the level design and textures, all four of these games are the exact same game. Now people, since these games are eleven years old now, do you think AVGN should review them?

[@therunawaykid6523]

Charlie Perrey man that is lazy

[@MacheteEnima]

My local Best Buy has a copy of Balls of Fury for Wii. It'll be on that shelf forever.

[@rokuken]

Gilly my man, I think you forgot to put on the freakin arm strap when using the Wiimote, let alone wiggling it that way......and it was funny to see it hit you over and over. 😂

[@lonegalaxy9158]

When you're happy Gilly is back but you don't want to remember how you played most of these games as a stupid kid who had no money

[@lucinagaming8087]

That Elvis game is the exact same game as Trixie in Toyland and Gingerbread Ninja...

[@jolt3555]

Lucina Gaming don't forget Anubis II

[@EnochVA]

Yes All of my yes. Thank you Gilly have an awesome 2019

[@mariochaosspear]

I once played Super Mario Galaxy 2 to 100% completion on the Wii U Gamepad. I feel I may be clinically insane.

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

Rock & Roll Adventure was actually a re-skin of Ninjabread Man, which got re-skinned into at least 3 other games. if you've played one, you don't need to play the others. they're the exact same game! and no, that's not an exaggeration, all that changed is the textures!!

[@justsomemothmanwithinterne7921]

As a kid I poured everything I had in to that sea monsters game and actually completed the “game”. 2/10 would not recommend

[@KinshipCadet]

You're tellin' me. I played the DS version of the title, and it's no better... if it isn't worse.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Happy New Year, Gilly! Let's celebrate with some Super Mario Party instead of these bad Wii Games you played.

[@TheMaleLilligant]

Worst part about Rock n Roll adventures is that they reused the same control setup and even some level structure for 3 other games: Trixie in Toyland, Anubis II and Ninjabread Man

[@supermariof0521]

If you want a decent shovelware Wii game, might I suggest "Spongebob: Creature from the Krusty Krab".

[@aruce9]

The GameCube version is a Spongebob version of psychonauts

[@TheMGMfan]

Fire Dust “Decent shovelware” is a contradictory term, since shovelware is by definition bad.

[@supermariof0521]

@@TheMGMfan Good point.

[@supermariof0521]

@God Sammit I've played the Wii version and aside from certain areas where I gotta turn a crank, the motion controls weren't too awful.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Oh damn son, Data Design Interactive??? They are masters of shovelware.

[@AdamantAlex]

2:50 I would have made a Zelda joke, but that works too

[@mamasboy7569]

The Wii reminds of the NES in the way that they just have mountains of absolute garbage 3rd party games.

[@Longshot88]

Anyone remember Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2010? For the Wii, it had great graphics, mechanics and a badass sound track (it was organized by the same guy that set up the CoD WaW sound track). It made my childhood lol

[@GUYI621]

You guys wanna listen to sicko mode or mo bamba?

[@Ecalyptus90]

Goddamn You deserve SO much more attention man! You're always delivering top quality content!

[@HeroesRiseUp]

Lmao That bondage gear. Gilly wants to be DOMINATED. Holy crap. 😭

[@TheMGMfan]

Rock n Roll Adventures _did_ map jumping to a button, but that button is Z of all buttons. They don't tell you this in the tutorial, either, hence why you didn't know; they really wanted you to jump using the motion controls of a Nunchuck.

[@iAmAllofMii]

I'm just binging gillythekid videos right now

[@HexManiacQuinn]

Oh wow, I actually owned that iCarly game! Still have it in storage probably, lol. I got a Wii for my birthday when I was 13 and I loved watching iCarly. My dad got me this game because he knew I liked the show. I beat the "story mode" or whatever in like 20mins probably and never touched it again.

[@emaa_m]

As one of Santa's elves, I can confirm that we make toys that way

[@thomasarchbold9982]

Holy shit I had the prehistoric creatures game for like 5 years and I actually beat it after months and months of terrible controls and sharks. I love nostalgia

[@lonegalaxy9158]

Oh god, my brother got the Rock and Roll Adventures game...I ended up getting the Gingerbread Ninja one too, and it took us a while to figure out they were exactly the same game

[@chadschmaltz9790]

It's one of 4 games that were the exact same game re-skinned: Trixie in Toyland, Anubis II, Rock n' Roll Adventures, and Ninjabread Man.

[@lonegalaxy9158]

@@chadschmaltz9790 Oh yeah, I forgot about Anubis...dear lord

[@Glamikuns]

I can’t believe the original 1970’s movie ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’, a stop motion movie made out of CLAY has more emotion on their character’s faces than the shitty Wii game made 30+ years later

[@BootlegBlastoise]

The second game with the sea creatures I actually had on the ds! I was super into it as a kid weirdly enough

[@KinshipCadet]

Me too. In fact, I'm so nostalgic for it, I actually went out of my way to buy a new copy long after losing my first one.

[@mintstar3703]

To be frank: I’m so thankful I’m a devoted gamer because if I ever get married and have a son or daughter , I’ll make sure my child gets only the correct games and avoid buying them shovelware.

[@WillieManga]

When playing one of those Data Design Interactive Asset Flips, there is a dedicated jump button. So definitely use the Z button. It'll be a lot more comfortable.

[@Chelaxim]

So is Gilly a sub,dom or switch?

[@MandrakeFernflower]

A nintendo switch

[@ARCADE_EXE]

Yes.

[@thepersondotjpg]

Never did I think BDSM & bad Wii games could be expressed in the same video (or comment section).

[@arachat]

the army men game gave me whiplash because that was one of the first wii games i ever owned and god it's so bad

[@jdb2002]

You never watched "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", have you? The game seems to follow the plot pretty closely.

[@thelonelyghost1855]

Ive actually played the ladt game on ds, maybe it was because i was a dumb kid but i enjoyed myself while playing.i remember the controls being satisfactor and it had a lock on mechanic that made it much easier.

[@nyancat2221]

2:52 didn’t know you were into that kinda stuff

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Gilly, please don't ever use a ballgag if you don't want to wake up things on me please.

[@mathias6369]

the elvis reminded me of a mixture of the kerbals in ksp and the rabbids in Rabbids go home

[@Catglittercrafts]

Omg, the ball gag and blindfold threw me off So....yea....how you doin’? 😍

[@Joeyroxas]

09:04 trixie in toyland reskin XD

[@necroticdemonart]

2:52 I didn't expect that

[@ribunny123]

Hey! I had sea creatures when I was a kid! I remember liking it but also... Not doing anything in it and getting bored. I guess I liked the concept of it? I had another game similar to it but with arctic animals

[@lifemythanimations6606]

"I regret this" - Nintendo Man

[@ArtyIF]

"swing the sword down to swing the sword down" incredible tutorial

[@CommissarMitch]

Basically all of these has been played by GameGrumps and this made me look at those Episodes again

[@Tweekitus]

Alright this has been bothering the hell out of me. What is that little intro jingle from? I swear it comes from some game but I can't put my finger on it.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

8:23 It's Rock n Roll Adventure aka Trixie in Toyland aka Anubis II aka Gingerbread Man

[@EternalYoshi]

Hey that Rock 'n' Roll Adventures game looks mechanically identical to Gingerbread Man and Trixie in Toyland. That level design looks a lot like Trixie in Toyland too.

[@rosadiamonds2204]

Dungeon joke was relateable enough to sub

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

excuse me what

[@purplesam2609]

1:10 loved that movie as a kid

[@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf]

Why’d they make a Santa Clays is Coming to Town video game about half a century after the original airing!?

[@Dan-bz2nh]

Aww yeah more Gillythekid!

[@aenoire]

Maybe it's because the Wii is one of my favorite nintendo consoles, but there's something special about Wii shovelware haha

[@applebloomlps924]

wow this brings back bad memories my parents used to buy me these kinds of games hoping that I get a few minutes of entertainment from them

[@TheZipperDragon]

Dragonblade broke for me, & for some reason let me use the (I'm sure they were supposed to be 'awesome') powers I was supposed to unlock, OR it just never told me I unlocked it. It's been years, but I think pressing the Dpad let you turn your limbs into fiery dragon limbs.

[@Narwhix]

I was given the sea monsters game when I was younger, and by God that shit was horrifiing

[@kitestar]

I feel like if you got to the bottom of a proverbial bargain bin consisting of all the shovelware in recent history, the wii's shovelware will be there

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

I wonder if something from Phoenix games NOT Phoenix inc. (the creators of dauntless) had something in the wii library.

[@SiennaReborn21]

Kinda a shame the Army Men game stinks, looks like it might've had a bit of potential as I think the art style looks decent and the concept is neat. Maybe It's just my nostalgia goggles speaking though. My brother and I used to play with army men. We had green (good), gray (neutral-ish), and tan (bad) armies. He'd usually be the gray or green guys, and I had the tan. :)

[@420anonymous]

I remember playing Army Men (1 or 2, forget which) as a kid on PC, and had a lot of fun with it. Apparently, as the series went on, it went from quality to quantity, as mentioned on the wiki page: "During its later years, the Army Men series was criticized by X-Play[6] and Seanbaby of EGM,[7] for the frequency and declining quality of each new title."

[@brobean5437]

That rock n roll game is the same game as Trixie in Toyland and Ninjabread man. Like, seriously. The exact same engine. That is horrific.

[@blewbyboy]

god I love your channel so much

[@liamturner1342]

The Rock n Roll game is from a studio that seems to just swap aesthetics and release the same game several times over. Can't remember the name though...

[@MAYYO3]

2:51 No. Stop.