Halo Infinite | Girlfriend Reviews

[@cubingmachine1968]

6:31 Matt: it's a one-hit kill Shelby instinctively backs away after hearing that

[@michaelrichards5340]

I found that so interesting, how we can immediately project our fear on a lifeless game like that. That's immersive

[@markmurex6559]

She is normalized to abuse.

[@louisjones2653]

*backs away* Matt: “it has a lunge” *noooo*

[@rafaelgmota]

@@markmurex6559 It's only becase his voice is so soft while he does abusive things...

[@lyl14ghost]

Matt irl: caring, loving husbando Matt in FPS games: abusive, bully, blood-lusting crazy man.

[@jonathanoriley8260]

tbf that is probably the majority of gamers lmao

[@junojuno3745]

Gotta let the steam out somehow haha

[@YouTubeCensors]

Steam is building up though due to ramp up in censorship and fragile PC culture. Even normal trash talking is now considered terrible.

[@garrusvakarian3944]

@@KZbinCensors Yeah, I loved the trash talking and insulting my teammates/enemies racially, ethnically, calling them faggots, bodyshaming them and insulting their whole family. They did the same and at the end of the day we had a lot of fun. Non gamers can never understand that you can insult your vest friend in a game with the most horrible words and everything would be fine after the game.

[@randomdude8202]

@@KZbinCensors How you behave in a no-consequence environment is who you really are.

[@bitticlan]

Matt trained Shelby in Halo the exact same way my friends trained me in Halo - killing me over and over until I got something right.

[@daxriley8195]

Ah, the Edge of Tomorrow training technique :) Welcome aboard Major Cage!

[@natedlc854]

Sink or swim kid

[@steelbear2063]

That's how I learned in every multiplayer ever

[@Boogs6659]

It’s the only way really

[@jacksonx7251]

I love "letting the neighbors know he got a no scope" is just Matt going "wahoo" very quietly. Meanwhile me going big baby mode as Vamana in smite has made me sound like a wounded animal.

[@mog0712]

Accurate Vamana gameplay is accurate

[@soulstealer5625]

Lil mana dont play around

[@YugiStudio23]

Yeah...being in Big Boy Vamana mode is quite an experience

[@deathsyth8888]

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." - Shelby, when realizing Halo Infinite campaign co-op was not available at launch.

[@caseyschultz2461]

Obviously a lot of disappointment there. The campaign review was poetic and perfect. "F U, 343"

[@jerrodshack7610]

Does anybody release finished games anymore?

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@jerrodshack7610 indies? Yes. So-called AAA? No.

[@adamjohanssonn]

@@jerrodshack7610 its a finished game, co-op doesnt make it unfinished, co-op is a addon

[@poppedcherry4030]

@@adamjohanssonn 😢

[@Merjia]

I love that Matt is "that guy" when it comes to multiplayer FPS.

[@Player-pw2hr]

Yep, as we saw, "that guy" is a freacking badass guy !

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

Legit surprised me with the no scope and pvp skillz

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 the power of editing

[@STartist.]

@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 bro what💀💀 she showed the most average mediocre cod/halo gameplay lmfaooo

[@ChewieLewis]

“If you’re gonna play this with me, you have to be good.” I love how Matt turned into an A-hole while teaching Shelby how to play. That is a man that has been baptized in the unforgiving fire of multiplayer lobbies for years and knows what it takes to succeed, he understands there is no time for weakness 😂 😂 amazing video

[@unsortedguy]

"I don't know who this forge guy is, but they killed him too" 😂😂so hilarious

[@Kaspargee]

Unintentional Halo Wars reference?

[@rjc0234]

@@Kaspargee Very intentional reference

[@danielawesome36]

RIP Sgt. Forge 'n Arby negative-one🤧

[@SonicHaXD]

6:03 "Turned this bottom, into a power bottom" LMAO XD

[@soundsonic2754]

We are learning more about Matt and Shelby and I don’t like it

[@AKen_Films]

Giggity?? xD

[@jessejive117]

Is that a super hero or a football position? Sounds like a wide receiver

[@jemiebridges3197]

@@jessejive117 IDK, but it is an actual position in classic greko-roman wrestling. hardly anyone chooses it, cause you normally get that position by losing the coin toss and have to work your up back up to a neutral stance before can attack. That doesnt mean you cant take it on purpose and use it totally crush a Noobs hopes and dreams though.

[@richardpulido4624]

I remember you from your Digimon YTPs. I wish you did more of them

[@tristanneal9552]

I can't explain it, but this felt like classic girlfriend reviews. "It's terribly loud" and the whole exchange about going from bottom to power bottom and everyone in chat getting offended on Shelby's behalf was hilarious. 10/10 vid guys

[@erickillmonger2645]

Matt ain't fooling anyone tho'... They're both bottoms.

[@carlotta4th]

Every video (except the house/drama vid) feel like "classic girlfriend reviews." Whatcha on about? =P

[@TotallyOKaYProductions]

yeah this make me get that old fashioned lonely feeling lmao

[@merchkerns]

The opposite for me. Didn’t feel quite “right.” Don’t have the mental capacity to elaborate, it’s way too late in the night. But yeah nah did not like. :(

[@bigox666]

She don't even play a game she's a fraud

[@offtankgaming1310]

Ravager Frodo had me dying much more than the Ravager ever has.

[@YouTubeCensors]

You can tell you're gonna lose in Fiesta whenever you get Ravager as your main gun 3 times in a row...

[@BryanArchambeault]

So good to see Willian Osman's face there. Glad he's playing with you guys. His last video made me so sad. Tell him we miss him and hope he's doing well.

[@fuzzylilpeach6591]

You should check out his Safety third podcast my friend, he seems to be doing pretty well

[@Puppy_Puppington]

I bet it feels super weird to have complete strangers give their opinions on his matters and constantly see them.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Especially when it doesn’t have anything to do with the video. Can’t the man enjoy himself without somebody bringing crap up.

[@Deadbeatcow]

@@Puppy_Puppington "I hope william osman is doing well" "you need to stop saying that, because for some reason I think I know what some random guy on the web wants to read, especially given the fact that it's positive well-wishes" you? you're odd in the head. go get a hobby or something

[@joshmclovin]

I knew Matt was a man of culture but using the Monty Python clip was a new level, love that man lol. Matt's "on top" line and Shelby's "power bottom" line had me dying 😆

[@keistopherc]

I love how Matt turns into Mario when he no scopes

[@NetWebUser]

The memes on this one are just killing it man its so good

[@spooderman6312]

I feel like everyone needs a gf/bf/fiance like that, someone who goes along with your interests even if they don't quite interest them. Keep doing what you do Shelby!

[@BigDaddyWes]

I'm not sure how else to make a relationship work. Lol

[@SuProcione]

This is also her job now. So it makes things easier. I would spend days and nights polishing my nails with my gf if google sends me a check for it

[@Plraska]

Someone to talk to would be enough

[@lawbinson]

I mean, I think she’s interested, although in a different way Matt is especially when it comes to FPS domination

[@phoenix9531]

Its important to keep in mind that you should also strive to go along and participate in interests of your partner. Works both ways.

[@TheTbrandon]

I want Halo Infinite Part 2: The Co Op Review a few months from now lol

[@thewaffle003]

Sames

[@Ttangko_]

In our second life maybe we get a Roadmap for coop release

[@AnythingButConventional]

Rip this video idea

[@EasyCure0]

For those not in the know: a power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power

[@michaeljurasek]

Girlfriend Reviews has gotten me interested in so many titles. Thank you for being such a positive influence in my gaming experience. Keep it up!

[@ryankelly1246]

I want more of the 80's training montage lol. Also I need it top end with Shelby clutching a team kill and winning the big game.

[@valoric4767]

That last bit about odd ball is so damn true. Everyone pretends they’re playing slayer and actively avoids picking it up. WHY can’t I choose which modes I want to play in Quick play? Why do you do this Microsoft?

[@UltravioletNomad]

"I don't know who this Forge guy is but they killed him too" Poor Forge, he always loved warthog races and hardcore parkour.

[@frozenninja4030]

Oh man. Matt's CTF and Oddball advice is so accurate it hurts my soul.

[@andrewmcmillan229]

"The enemy with the ball is across the map, but I saw a guy run into this hallway beside me, better chase him down"

[@caseyschultz2461]

Really, this could be a whole new series. "Matt's FPS Tips" and it's just Matt telling it like it is peppered with clips of him tbagging Shelby.

[@keystarr]

Damn this Monty Python clip is on point. It made me FEEL like waiting 6 years only to get ripped off the coop.

[@vitzem3950]

it is noticeable how they manage to improve their content over and over again, you guys are the best!

[@m0002856]

Two things: this is exactly how my wife and I play every Halo game. We played through every campaign (except 5 because F 5) together on legendary in preparation for Halo Infinite leading up until we finally got!!!!!…. the announcement that Infinite would launch with no co-op campaign and we became very sad. We did beat every other campaign, but there was a lot of me melee-ing her for no reason similar to your training session. Good times. Secondly: holy BALLS you have so many subs now. We started watching your channel so early on in its life cycle back when we first started dating and here we are now… married with a house. :) it’s crazy to see how big your channel has gotten, but it’s also no surprise because the content has always been amazing. It’s funny for a gamer couple to see another gamer couple going through the exact same things we are xD

[@Greenskull]

This was a masterpiece. Good work!

[@Halo-hz9zu]

Gern scul

[@Beregond1861]

Sir Cranial Lime himself#

[@thebeigesheep6132]

My girlfriend review is DO NOT LET YOUR BOYFRIEND PLAY THIS. mine screams at the TV and I can't sleep cuz of his rages! He's literally doing it right now!!

[@k.upward]

Can you please release a “Inspired by Music from Girlfriends Reviews” album on Bandcamp? With all the songs you’ve made?

[@btbesquire5]

The Monty Python reference had me gut-laughing hard.

[@danielgolden8116]

Loved the training montage 😂 you guys should do a part 2 of this where you talk more about the campaign

[@nicoleholmes9380]

Yay! I have been waiting for the Halo Infinant review! I hope you both enjoyed celebrating your engagement 🍾

[@shashwat7089]

I needed more campaign review.

[@migzydrift]

The Karate Kid 2 music…. 👏👏👏😂 7:00

[@AlteredStateGaming]

I'm waiting to play the co-op campaign with my friend, who is also a huge Monty Python and the Holy Grail fan. That part in the video had my dying, and I had to send this to her, while we're both still waiting. 😂

[@JakanoryJones]

The throw yourslef at the enemy flag tip is a good tip. Been doing it for years. Regardless of the game.

[@seanbirch]

You meant regardless of the game mode, right?

[@JakanoryJones]

@@seanbirch any game mode, any game

[@seanbirch]

@@JakanoryJones but the joke only works if you mean game modes, because other games can of course have CTF as well. Do you not care about being funny?

[@seanbirch]

@Jalopezlag Can't really ruin it if it was ambiguous in the first place, which he went on to confirm.

[@seanbirch]

@JalopezlagThis sure is bothering you a lot. You seem upset. Is everything okay?

[@LaughBoys]

Forwarding 343 this video now so they can get Co-Op and forklifts into Infinite sooner.

[@issacswood1679]

was literally just saying to myself last night: "wonder when there's gonna be another girlfriend reviews video?" Thanks for always delivering content I can look forward to!

[@CastleSandwich]

Woohoo! Always a good day when there is a new GF review to watch

[@pbjent]

Homer Simpson: I said woo hoo.

[@oscarrodrigo1846]

The "morons" luke joke is so goddamn funny, that was a great example of comedy honestly!

[@BigHeadClan]

That training montage was just a chefs kiss for this review loved it to bits.

[@testchannelplsignore8509]

"just ignore the oddball, never touch it" Did this man train every ranked team I play with?

[@acdnan]

Matt getting sassy about the throwing knives 😂

[@OneFlufyBunny]

“I’m alright. I’m not hurt” That sheet was hilarious

[@ebitoro4590]

Never thought I'd see a training montage in a Halo video 😂😂

[@nicholasvaultonburg9152]

"I don't know who this Forge guy is but they killed him, too." HIS NAME WAS JOHN FORGE AND HE SAVED HUMANITY BY DETONATING A SUN

[@mbrochh82]

the training montage! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@GoatcheesusGaming]

God I love these videos so much. They are so consistently creative, engaging, and a downright pleasure to watch. You guys are just the best in the business.

[@Vesperitis]

I love how "Boyfriend" is now "Matt". And did Shelby just say "Aiyah" like a Chinese aunty?

[@laidtorest387]

The running scene from Holy Grail is one of the funniest scenes from any movie ever…and I’m all for seeing it in every KZbin video in some form or another.

[@Ddddddddddd381]

It’s nice to see big willie in a video. Hope he’s doing well :)

[@macade2852]

Go watch the saftey third podcasts. He is not only in every single one but he is the only one in every single one.

[@KevinKJohn]

Karate Kid 2 music during the "training" part of the clip...CLASSIC :D

[@manuelcabrera3329]

The montage section made laugh out loud! Guys this video was hilarious. Keep the good work 💪

[@edgar-sama642]

I loved the Smosh training montage!!! But I found odd that you never talked about The Weapon, she was my favorite character!

[@11natey]

As always one of the most entertaining and also just a very good review of the game.

[@julio1148]

The rewatchability of the videos in this channel is top tier 😩 missed yall

[@dookiesgaming]

The co-op run had me DYING😭

[@amelie-3429]

6:06 i laughed so hard at that omg hahaha, my silly little brain was already like hehehe top/bottom but i didn't expect a joke like that lmao

[@Will-ik1cb]

What a fantastic video - creative, funny and endearing in equal measure. As a fellow sweaty Halo player I strongly approve!

[@michaelrichards5340]

I swear I had the same quarrel, as I watch Brad on KZbin playing campaign, I saw more reasons for it to be coop and less reasons for it to not be coop I couldn't agree more. I really wanted it to be coop so that I can go thru it with my cousin again, to see the difference because we played thru Halo1&2 as kids so just imagine how more effective we would be now in our 20s man

[@ItsJustJess269]

Omg yess!! I've been waiting for this thank you so much! Starting the new year off right with the best games 😍😍 Saw your other videos and congratulations by the way you guys deserve it and much more 😁😁💙💙 Plus releasing this video on a Friday excellent

[@seankale5116]

This video made me happy as a gamer and a Halo fan. but also as someone who worked on Halo Infinite this video made me very very happy. Glad you liked the game!

[@dominikbeitat4450]

Okay, but, do you ever wonder why we're here?

[@the_bipolarbear]

It's one of life's greatest mysteries

[@eodyn7]

This is the best Halo has been in years. I can't wait to see how they continue the campaign with expansions/dlc.

[@RoyalRetrograde]

@@acidicbuble7299 the game is a live service and a Microsoft registered a ©️ for a Halo game/expansion. So it's kind of assumed.

[@eodyn7]

@@acidicbuble7299 They literally stated along time ago that Halo Infinite is a platform for the next however many years. That means expansions/dlc.

[@antduude]

I liked this video so much I watched Shelby's entire soap commercial without skipping through. I might even buy some soap, that's how good it was. "Always fade out in a montage..."

[@aTuberYou]

I haven't watched this yet but I am incredibly excited for this video!! Thanks for another great piece of entertainment

[@agalychniscallidryas7760]

6:06 Best training sequence *Playing 'You're the best around' mentally*

[@JujYFru1T]

that lil "Ooh~" combined with Shelby peeking over the balcony oh my god :,,,D

[@NotyxKun]

Seeing thebackyardscientist in a GF Review video is insane, the crossover I never knew i needed

[@chilledpenguins8381]

"It really makes you feeeeel like spiderman" is the only thought rattling around my brain while swinging mu way around the Zeta Ring. Dunky voices in my head, man.

[@JustinOnScreen]

After all this time, you guys still hit the mark. every. single. time. loved it.

[@JimJava007]

I want to believe that them using "Montage" was a very subtle MASTER CHIEF SUCKS AT HALO 3 reference.

[@ultimatehalomuffinpony3355]

I wasn't expecting music from Galavant in this but I am pleased to hear it.

[@deluxeedition10]

I’m so happy. I was literally just watching older videos, considering buying Horizon Zero Dawn, then I thought “hey they haven’t dropped an episode in a while” then ta-daaaaa

[@classicclaudio]

“Wooooow. That’s a video.” Honestly, so glad to have y’all back!

[@sub-zero7061]

I fricking LOVE the office memes, its so fitting. HOW IS IT SO FITTING?!

[@PhoeniixFiire]

I love the use of the Karate Kid music when Matt was training you, a la Mr. Miyagi.

[@arrw]

6:04 "and turned this bottom into a power bottom" lmao

[@jojojinaa]

Welcome back!! I still can't understand how the editing just gets better and better every time. Great video!

[@MrHiglon]

No matter what the mp menu music in infinite is pure perfection. Them fkn bells hit different.

[@Iggins420]

6:21 that melee amongst friends. so true.

[@butfleshandfaith5572]

This is the first video I have seen from you guys and you made me laugh. I needed that after a rough day at work. Keep it up!

[@jazztec4255]

Loved seeing the old school review style back! More please!

[@karianne9748]

Matt tutoring Shelby in Halo makes me think of when my friend used to take me to the barcade after work to coach me on the Daytona racing game because I was bad at it

[@TommyMcGahee]

Those music segues between 2:33-2:43 were perfect.

[@GoldenSun5631]

Can't wait for part 2 when co-op will be implemented in an update sometime this year (hopefully)

[@assass1ngaming]

Total obscure comment time. Love the use of the karate kid II soundtrack during the ranked lessons. Around 6:30 . That shit slaps!

[@gobiwankenobi119]

The Mr. Miyagi theme at the end when Matt is training his spartan apprentice is 👌

[@spud69g]

4:53 Hey, that's Donut's cousin! Caboose even mentioned him, in his Caboose ways one time, LT McMuffin

[@caseycarbone17]

The crossover I was not expecting... Love William Osman and Backyardscientist. Was so surprised to see them here.

[@nameforcomments4092]

Milton from Office Space voice: "So, am I to understand that there will be no Metroid Dread? Be-because last year I was very extremely excited for Metroid Dread and I played it quite a lot and I was merry, but the reviews keep coming out and I still haven't received my Metroid Dread..."

[@willanrac]

@6:64 i legit started laughing the disrepectful punch

[@wiserorb1017]

Hoping y'all revisit the campaign since the co-op is out

[@frankyjrod5868]

No way! As a UC Santa Cruz alumni myself, y’all just have me another reason to love this channel even more. Banana Slugs 4 Life Matt! 🐌

[@sonnybrown4758]

I LOVE that you’re using Karate Kid music. It’s so good.

[@jessejive117]

Jun doesn’t die in Halo: Reach. But that’s okay. Edit: Dude the comedy is good in these videos haha also, please don’t say anything to indicate how you vote. This channel is so good! Edit 2.0: You guys are bobs burgers characters.

[@garypinholster1962]

Cortana is too cute this time around. I like "weapon" too much. 💗💗

[@sanoska206]

That’s why it took so long for this video to come out. Matt was teaching Shelby the ways of halo infinite.

[@twodays8041]

Hey, woah! This is the first vid y’all dropped since I subbed like a couple weeks ago. Idk why I find this as exciting as I do, but here we are.

[@donq4483]

Shelby to 343i: There won't be a GFR if we don't get co-op campaign!