Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09

[@POVwithRC]

I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.

[@k8s347]

😅😅😅

[@halfassfashion]

My favorite part is improvising when I chime in

[@UwU_Tarot_XV]

saaaame

[@joaorenato8186]

I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!

[@deansimpson24]

i throw in my earbuds and hit mute on the screen. people dont even try to talk to me

[@gerardlarios9407]

Great Pro tip!

[@EmilyAlwayz]

Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.

[@sakshibahuguna1672]

same here

[@whitneyfarrell8975]

@@sakshibahuguna1672 Same

[@heather3039]

I'm hollering

[@EMusyk]

same

[@home-x07x08]

was looking for some to make use of and ended up here.. perfect one to use whn we want to avoid some calls :D

[@tobialexander1346]

MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂

[@diyanarayan703]

thanks hahaha

[@lwandongilana7249]

Thanks for the head up 😅

[@VishalSingh-xb8hm]

Same bro happened yesterday as I was having drink in my room😂😂

[@nikitanyugen2263]

I’m glad it’s Tuesday haha

[@vive121]

🤣🤣

[@mickivanreingold]

when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.

[@elizamcmurray2219]

Thats the BEST!!!

[@SevenOfHeartz]

I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊

[@xxXXYahirgamernoobproXXxx]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Nilvolentibusje]

Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!

[@wellthatsuckslol8207]

Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...

[@josetteosman8121]

😂😂

[@heenakhandare6224]

Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job

[@WolfStory]

Lol same here.

[@katelynandadam3]

Did you get a new job? Spill the tea.

[@Woeisme2]

See you at McDonald's

[@WolfStory]

@@Woeisme2 Making fun of someone who lost their job. Class, real class. What a loser.

[@cityboydanny1758]

Same here

[@shubhradeewan9653]

This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤

[@vive121]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mutingthemasses1259]

When you’re faking a zoom call and a firehouse subs ad comes on

[@edenyanaitis6199]

I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW

[@sexysputnik]

Great call out. I'm going to have to "hang up before everyone else does".

[@alyciamorgan7939]

Literally me rn for the same reason on a Tuesday LOL

[@allison4350]

Oh my gosh today's a Tuesday for me too lmao

[@TheBoondoggler]

The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project

[@eshurtz78]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Butter615s]

Same

[@katelynandadam3]

I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."

[@andrealangella2500]

EXACTLY what I came her for

[@kalimistakidou9103]

I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!

[@wqs]

The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you

[@hcmv9433]

guys... I really apreciate this. My sister was being very anoying by asking so many favours so i had to tell her that I was in a conference. Thanks

[@niconinefoe]

Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽

[@RoseBaker-tp6bg]

Thank you for giving me 30 minutes of relief from my kids!

[@jkanyce]

Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."

[@pronky13]

I love that everyone in the comments had the same idea. As long as it looks and sounds like a meeting....it's real and nobody will bother us. You are all my kind of people 🙌

[@msandoval303]

Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol

[@missgirl8210]

im confused are they acting lolol because theres nothing substancial being said LOL

[@BarbCyberSurf]

lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....

[@yinnetteolivo]

Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!

[@mattviti4749]

lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!

[@josetteosman8121]

😂😂

[@KlearChristal]

She deserves better

[@WolfStory]

@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.

[@geetz26]

😅😅😅 same here

[@VisaFan81]

20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!

[@DocLobby]

I needed a Videocall background to avoid some family members and this call worked out well, Thanks guys!

[@kat6061]

Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.

[@DH-zk6hq]

That is pure gold hahaha

[@trinityjones7570]

HAHAHAHA that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Inspections time!

[@nelnav1222]

someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn

[@helenofstory]

good luck! you can do it!!

[@Shinonodead]

Im crying in my room and this video help me to avoid my mom to barge in because she know nothing about personal space.

[@bobwaite6630]

I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries

[@WolfStory]

Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).

[@runback22]

Thank you guys for allowing me to sit in my car, put sunglasses on, take a nap, and make it look like I’m in a meeting while someone walks by

[@beethovenlovedmozart]

Amazing how many meetings are just like this every week

[@alishanorris5161]

So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!

[@geetz26]

Thanks for adding this teams meeting. Now I can simply tell people that I am busy in meeting 😊. They don’t disturb me when they hear this. Although I recently left my jobs 😂

[@beethovenlovedmozart]

Everybody be sure to check out the all hands meeting this thursday about whether to have more all hands meetings. We really need to take a deep dive into this.. We need you to engage and represent the UI team

[@Evren-w8k]

gworl are you roleplaying with them

[@eriklarson9137]

It is insane that this isn't a parody. Just monumental oofs.

[@meganfetchhappen]

Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.

[@bizlifekaren]

Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!

[@Autumn-jz8bw]

my landlord is why I came here, too

[@Zafaryabism]

Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?

[@mello2029]

Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭

[@beethovenlovedmozart]

We can't do sprints all the time as it takes too much of our focus time for other things during the week.

[@eriklarson9137]

You posted 4 posts in a row. I think that covers it.

[@geetz26]

I have even acted to speak up in between in this video, by muting, while I was at my cousins house… 😅 she thinks I have a lot of work

[@lalaSoirubi]

Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!

[@jackiesmith6826]

Are they saying dog fooding??

[@lutfiye.oymak.]

Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."

[@RNBLOVER4LIFE1]

My girl thinks I'm in a meeting with a record label. Thank you for your service.

[@elizamcmurray2219]

Dogfooding “The Last Waltz “

[@r0cky462]

This is goldmine for introverts like me to avoid talking to people ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@suhailulaslam8]

We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣

[@hongkongers3993]

hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" . And here it is LOL

[@PriceceDown]

Why true that the meeting whare

[@javierk2143]

It's a personal link... but anonymous... 🤔

[@levy18swag]

I put this on to distract off my wife , Now shes asking me who is Jason. is he new ? i was like yeah yeah some new consultant

[@OuuCousin]

I use this video everytime i do not want to be bothered at work. I act like im in a meeting.

[@sirprancealott2003]

My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!

[@limpingsherpa]

I literally spit coffee on my keyboard when i read this. Maybe it hit a little too close to home...? Hilarious!!

[@halliann]

I just sold something on Facebook Marketplace and this worked great for making it seem like my fiancé was home just in a meeting! 🤪

[@geetz26]

While I am reading those comments, it’s like my team members are messaging over teams. KZbin looks like teams platforms 😅

[@eshurtz78]

Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol

[@euph0ricdelight]

Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.

[@madamebutterfly851]

Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!

[@TheBoondoggler]

So is this basically a "full stack" product dev team?

[@MrWalrusBot]

avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume

[@bbbarbieblanco]

😂😂😂😂😂I knew YT got me coz I don't wanna talk to my bf so I told him I'm in a meeting... he bringing me snacks y'all

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Added Employees and High Standards po high positions and high Salaries po😊

[@kartikarora1029]

well i got caught by my dad red handedly while drinking so i played this to avoid his anger and response on the situation i was in ..... f man i am really scared right now 😂😂😂😂

[@Curiosity99121]

I love to use this when I am not in meeting so that others dont disturb me, lol I guess everyone is using this video for the same reason haha

[@Butter615s]

If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL

[@nutthaponrathie7145]

Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on KZbin. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Bakit Po Kuya bobby and ate Anna Po ang daming tao namamatay sa aksitende Po or sa sakit Po 😭😭😭😭😭🛏️🤝?

[@lewisuribe]

I just applied to this company, I feel that my strong background working in groups could expedite some of the solutions that were needed during this meeting. JK!!! Have a good day! Cheers!

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Meal Planners🥪 Budgeting Planners ,and SALN Po ( Expenses and Earns Finance Advisors and Managers Po)😊

[@livinindubai]

I use this video to showcase im busy

[@missbooklover110]

Love the Honk at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="690">11:30</a>

[@VisaFan81]

🤣🤣🤣

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Sorry for everything Po Sir Henry Fajilan and Sir Danni John and Sir Xer Aiken Famisaran and Madam Rea Carbonilla and Madam butterfly 🦋 and Madam Tapayan Po sorry for everything Po Lalo Po sa Inyo Po Mommy Carmela Po Kuya bobby and ate Anna 😢😢😢😢😢😢 and madam Carolyn and Divina po😭😭😭😔 sorry for everything Po Pasay City South High School Family 😢😢😢😢😢 sorry for everything Inaanak Denise Rhada Saez and Ninang Ellen DeGeneres andNiang Jonapz Suzara and Ninang Emily Tolentino and Ninang Emmily Saez Po family for everything Po 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤝

[@spongebob9035]

I am really drunk , this meeting is only way I can hide form my wife till I sober up,

[@geetz26]

You are saved 😊😅

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Sorry for everything 😔 Po Tayo lang Po god and Sir Dr Mark Anthony Familaran Po and dragons teams Po Bakityung mga mabubuti Tao Po Lagi namimisable ang buhay Po bakit ang mga tao Po ay ang daming Po nagpapatapos Po ang kanila buhay Po ?🤝😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Naawa Po ako sa kanila Po Bakit Po God ang mga mabubuti Tao Po Nagpapakamatay Sila po 😭😭🤝?

[@MrNobody992]

Hahahah everyone here is just for showing they are in call , and guess what that’s why I m here too . 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lutfiye.oymak.]

Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı

[@Michael-uw3lk]

I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol

[@dimastadeu]

I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged

[@ismaelcavallero4540]

he doesn't sound like he's happy many people can share their voice xD

[@shalissagrande7036]

a bunch of phonies in the chat. I for one am interested in product marketing

[@unicorngaming322]

Ad in middle of the video (meeting)...🗿

[@eriklarson9137]

Learn how to Internet.

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

And Added Courses po😊 programs po😊

[@nycbfb]

My 2 year old loves it!

[@pritons_fionete]

This was very helpful!

[@lutfiye.oymak.]

Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤

[@robleake3674]

Dogfooding bro!!

[@sonalgarg2746]

This was really helpful thanku😊

[@ammarriyaz1609]

This is the last generation of having an innocent parents

[@fitt2589]

Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Radiology Department Family Po 😢😢😢😢😢

[@ahmadb9882]

I, actually, listened to their conversation! lolz

[@martinfernandezcean]

thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!

[@chinmoyroy2644]

No Indians in this call. How

[@VincentPaulAlimbuyuguen-v2x]

Sorry Po madam Kris amoyo Po and Madam Meishe Flores po😢😢😢😢 alam ko Po inaapi Tayo Ng mga tao po😢😢😢😢😢😢 alam ko Po And Sir Police Chief and Madam Jinky Po And Julian Flores and Kurt And Ate Aileen Flores and Kuya Jack and Golden Family and Madam Lenlen po😢😢😢

[@melissamcdonald1402]

I literally thought they were selling dog food

[@lutfiye.oymak.]

iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler

[@averysandy1362]

Why

[@SquishybuttEnterprises]

I work from home. When I play this audio, my kids think I'm in a meeting, and they actually leave me alone.

[@jaxonweb]

Why not?

[@bichugang5332]

[@NiravShah1982]

What the hell is "balsamic, super lo fi"? Balsamic??? Who talks like this?