I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.
@k8s3476 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@turdgirl1 Жыл бұрын
My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.
@notjustadev Жыл бұрын
Lol, same 😂
@FlowMediaGroup Жыл бұрын
Yo, tell me why this is why I'm here also.
@anifed Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Rajmanov8 ай бұрын
download it
@TeW33zy8 ай бұрын
That’s why I am here also 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@EmilyAlwayz Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.
@sakshibahuguna1672 Жыл бұрын
same here
@whitneyfarrell89759 ай бұрын
@@sakshibahuguna1672 Same
@heather30394 ай бұрын
I'm hollering
@mickivanreingold8 ай бұрын
when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.
@joaorenato818629 күн бұрын
I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!
@deansimpson2412 күн бұрын
i throw in my earbuds and hit mute on the screen. people dont even try to talk to me
@RoseBaker-tp6bg3 күн бұрын
Thank you for giving me 30 minutes of relief from my kids!
@SevenOfHeartz11 ай бұрын
I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊
@tobialexander134618 күн бұрын
MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂
@edenyanaitis6199 Жыл бұрын
I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW
@sexysputnik Жыл бұрын
Great call out. I'm going to have to "hang up before everyone else does".
@alyciamorgan79394 ай бұрын
Literally me rn for the same reason on a Tuesday LOL
@allison43503 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh today's a Tuesday for me too lmao
@TheBoondoggler8 ай бұрын
The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project
@eshurtz784 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnburt223 ай бұрын
Same
@Nilvolentibusje6 ай бұрын
Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!
@meganfetchhappen24 күн бұрын
Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.
@wellthatsuckslol8207 Жыл бұрын
Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...
@josetteosman812111 ай бұрын
😂😂
@heenakhandare6224 Жыл бұрын
Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job
@WolfStory9 ай бұрын
Lol same here.
@katelynandadam38 ай бұрын
Did you get a new job? Spill the tea.
@Omen4658 ай бұрын
See you at McDonald's
@WolfStory8 ай бұрын
@@Omen465 Making fun of someone who lost their job. Class, real class. What a loser.
@cityboydanny17587 ай бұрын
Same here
@wqs6 ай бұрын
The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you
@shubhradeewan9653Ай бұрын
This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤
@BarbCyberSurf7 ай бұрын
lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....
@alishanorris51614 ай бұрын
So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!
@msandoval3038 ай бұрын
Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol
@VisaFan81 Жыл бұрын
20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!
@jkanyce Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."
@kalimistakidou91033 ай бұрын
I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!
@yinnetteolivo Жыл бұрын
Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!
@lalaSoirubi9 ай бұрын
Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."
@niconinefoe7 ай бұрын
Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı
@bobwaite663011 ай бұрын
I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries
@WolfStory9 ай бұрын
Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).
@suhailulaslam83 ай бұрын
We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣
@mello20293 ай бұрын
Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭
@eshurtz784 ай бұрын
Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol
@JonathanTorresjt Жыл бұрын
love this thanks!
@mattviti4749 Жыл бұрын
lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!
@josetteosman812111 ай бұрын
😂😂
@KlearChristal10 ай бұрын
She deserves better
@WolfStory9 ай бұрын
@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.
@Zafaryabism6 ай бұрын
Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?
@euph0ricdelight5 ай бұрын
Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler
@nelnav12229 ай бұрын
someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn
@flyingwiththewordsАй бұрын
good luck! you can do it!!
@bizlifekaren Жыл бұрын
Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!
@Autumn-jz8bw4 күн бұрын
my landlord is why I came here, too
@strauts_media Жыл бұрын
This was very helpful!
@hongkongers399310 ай бұрын
hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" . And here it is LOL
@lewisuribeКүн бұрын
I just applied to this company, I feel that my strong background working in groups could expedite some of the solutions that were needed during this meeting. JK!!! Have a good day! Cheers!
@darsuraАй бұрын
Hiding in my parents' attic. It helps there's a Daniel shout-out at the start of the call
@MrWalrusBot3 ай бұрын
avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume
@kat60615 ай бұрын
Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.
@DH-zk6hq3 ай бұрын
That is pure gold hahaha
@trinityjones75702 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Inspections time!
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤
@martinfernandezceanАй бұрын
thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!
@sonalgarg274611 ай бұрын
This was really helpful thanku😊
@missbooklover110 Жыл бұрын
Love the Honk at 11:30
@VisaFan81 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jackiesmith68266 ай бұрын
Are they saying dog fooding??
@madamebutterfly85110 ай бұрын
Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!
@TheBoondoggler8 ай бұрын
So is this basically a "full stack" product dev team?
@jadanjohnson7299 ай бұрын
V y tugging is the best
@v4mp3r99 Жыл бұрын
830 pm
@fitt25894 ай бұрын
Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!
@dimastadeu6 ай бұрын
I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged
@johnburt223 ай бұрын
If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL
@Michael-uw3lkАй бұрын
I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol
@micahsmith75276 ай бұрын
I listened to this as white noise to a nap.
@arpitjain1964Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Nice idea
@ammarriyaz160925 күн бұрын
This is the last generation of having an innocent parents
@robleake367423 күн бұрын
Dogfooding bro!!
@nutthaponrathie7145Ай бұрын
Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on KZbin. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019
@yaro80643 ай бұрын
east.
@sirprancealott200311 ай бұрын
My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!
@limpingsherpa11 ай бұрын
I literally spit coffee on my keyboard when i read this. Maybe it hit a little too close to home...? Hilarious!!
@chinmoyroy26443 ай бұрын
No Indians in this call. How
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Slm
@masikioking11 ай бұрын
20 people on a call x 42 mins = totalling 14 hours for one meeting lol madnes utilisation
@nickp383610 ай бұрын
How much time do you think the process of including 20 people on an email (where all need to be involved in the discussion) takes??
@masikioking7 ай бұрын
@@nickp3836 honestly trying to get 3 people is hard enough let alone all of them, but hey I thank you for making the video regardless :)
@larryenglish89003 ай бұрын
cute brunette w accent is basically eating lunch behind her hands
@averysandy1362 Жыл бұрын
Why
@SquishybuttEnterprises Жыл бұрын
I work from home. When I play this audio, my kids think I'm in a meeting, and they actually leave me alone.
@jaxonweb Жыл бұрын
Why not?
@bichugang5332 Жыл бұрын
@mahakbhandari63946 ай бұрын
I dance
@yaro80643 ай бұрын
have not
@Retire80alreadyАй бұрын
Pretty sure this company has collapsed by now. If not I’ll not shave and scratch my neck during any call. I can Manage that.
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Hocam sizin numaranızı verirseniz sizinle benim yaptığım hipnoo terapi sifa calışmam icin goruşlerinizi almak isterim mumkunmudur
@alfancenabarrett92069 ай бұрын
Villair. Barrett 😅
@alfancenabarrett920627 күн бұрын
Mom 2:54
@katelynandadam38 ай бұрын
I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."