GLaDOS insults you for a minute straight.

[@christianhumer3084]

Glados: *tries to kill Chell by throwing her in a pit of fire* Also Glados: *Why did you kill me, you monster?*

[@aurafox1]

She was in it for the science... how many test subjects can you kill before they try to murder you?

[@Oreoezi]

"the worst she can say is no"

[@kuala3840]

you dangerous, mute, incoherent, insecure, chronically late, cryptic, moody, anxious, aggressive, timid, stubborn, lactose intolerant, antagonistic, hopeless, weak, tired and apprehensive, old, histrionic, argumentative, manipulative, charmless, passive-aggressive, hairless wet blanket It was fun transcribing it

[@Not_Rachel]

It got more personal when she said Lactose intolerant

[@mistercrimson63]

And… What exactly is wrong with being lactose intolerant?

[@terramarc]

@@mistercrimson63well uh well umm… lack of calcium?

[@mistercrimson63]

@@terramarc Whispering: For the record: You ARE Lactose intolerant, and that’s terrible

[@heelturn2]

_(for the record, u ARE lactose intolerant & thats terrible)_

[@Karma-Rv]

@@terramarc best reply section

[@LuigiMan2401]

Family when I leave my room to spend time with them

[@regav62]

rel

[@willzsocial]

ral

[@Rectarune]

Real

[@cainanlove8432]

Damn... I got insulted for a minute and five seconds straight before being given a perfectly logical reason to he hated.

[@Blueyemonkey16]

Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that cave Johnson said where doing fine after that barrage of insults?

[@skylabquantumcat8734]

Almost everyone. But not you test subject. You're doing fine.

[@aroma_tic]

"Thank you test subject, you're doing fine."

[@noeruxd4048]

He said "not you test subject..."

[@walterflores6712]

Never felt so happy after that Barrage of insults

[@TGCPhilip]

Average Pyrocynical donation:

[@420Crows]

*sees video while scrolling* .....*sigh, opens comments*

[@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei]

I think she likes me.

[@cactusguy4363]

Some people pay extra for that.

[@gdeproductions1225]

that bit at the end tho

[@flanflanflandre]

0:17 ngl i expected her 2 say chronically online

[@justvacuumingaround9309]

the fact that you spell “to” as “2” says that by itself

[@CaramujoDaLeste]

@@justvacuumingaround9309 profile checks out

[@flanflanflandre]

@@justvacuumingaround9309 it's just a typing thing i do , I don't see what that has 2 do with being chronically online

[@este_marco]

lactose intolerant 💀

[@puppygirlgilmie]

damn maybe i do have a humiliation kink

[@zeff3016]

it's just drilled into us these days

[@NinjaPhooka]

Fetish Unlocked

[@Teutonic.Knight]

Ong

[@-Juney-]

Welcome to the club.

[@crypticism_]

REAL.

[@tdevyt]

she can insult and humiliate me any time

[@SprainedSentinel]

My favorite type of ASMR

[@TytheGhost]

Someone with a shame kink is getting off to this rn

[@Allé_Hoopa_Ring]

thanks i hate this

[@TytheGhost]

@@Allé_Hoopa_Ring np anything for a pal

[@emmeth2453]

Yes, me

[@TytheGhost]

@@emmeth2453 what the fuck

[@elwey7552]

​@@emmeth2453what the fuck

[@name-h7x]

0:24 made me cry, she was so mean😭

[@tincan357]

Most of the insults are from the portal 2 coop

[@suitman1002]

thx i was wondering how i missed her calling me lactose intolerant in portal 2

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

Those poor robots

[@ob2kenobi388]

My lesbian ass: "This better not awaken anything in me."

[@AU_Player]

Alt title: GladOS confirming that she is created by valve and not other companies (Nintendo and Playstation wouldnt have the balls to do that Maybe xbox does)

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

Playstation can do this And old Nintendo maybe since some old animal crossing Villagers are downright cruel.

[@Alguien.-SSS]

@@arthurpietrogarcia1057 shh

[@remi609]

How I felt afterwards: 👁‍🗨 👄 👁‍🗨

[@Moon--__]

proves my point as to why she's my favorite

[@cwproductions8137]

Hell hath no fury like a GLaDOS reactivated

[@R4t10nal]

GLaDOS thanks for the vocab list

[@gone_mad-tryagainlater]

Its been a year wheres GLaDOS insulting you for a minute gay

[@Demomanflower]

Dads 5 second after telling you to hold the light

[@YTCat123]

I CACKLED OUT LOUD

[@9awesomeness]

i think she's into me chat

[@Rejki_]

"Lactose intolerant"

[@Scottc82]

thank you cave :)

[@TheEerieMaster]

My self-deprecating side in a nutshell

[@Cookietenshi]

I love you too GLaDOS

[@petracora]

My friend: haha u suck Me:

[@1971taks]

Make this longer and it'll be glados insults you asmr

[@KenjiSate]

pov: This is what chat GPT look like if it was a female and look like this

[@rikkelmee]

"lactose intolerant"

[@number5_]

this should be longer than 1 minute

[@Bob_12344]

Time to send this to my enemy

[@Teutonic.Knight]

I would love for GLaDOS to humiliate me 😍😍😍💕💕💕

[@EggBeater4]

Woah woah woah calm down you're into that aren't you

[@Teutonic.Knight]

@@EggBeater4 maaaaaaybe

[@elwey7552]

are you into robots🤨

[@Teutonic.Knight]

@@elwey7552 yes

[@elwey7552]

@@Teutonic.Knight humanoid glados exists

[@unfilterd8964]

you did it you made me no longer want to live good job oh you thought I was talking to glados no! Its wheatly ghat did that

[@boydivision666]

you can keep going glados

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

the worst part is when it's all true 😀

[@The-Rin-]

I need to replay portal 2 😂

[@Silentgamingiseasy]

cave johnson here i want to tell you if anyone thinks they can blow glados up go to the relaxation vault and sign the clipboard.

[@stabbykid]

i cant handle this

[@thomasdoncel2286]

Didn't knew "lactose intolerant" was an insult

[@handlenottaken]

0:40 SHE WENT TOO FAR😭😭😭

[@OctoSplatterson]

Cave saves us

[@epicfrog2342]

0:45 where can i find that voiceline? what is its name or where can i find it in the portal wiki?

[@skylabquantumcat8734]

I got all these lines by de-compiling the game. You may find them on the portal wiki here: theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines#.22Evil_again.22_samples

[@epicfrog2342]

@@skylabquantumcat8734 ty

[@johnrobinson523]

histrionic?

[@skylabquantumcat8734]

Excessively dramatic or emotional.

[@cameronfischer3251]

How did they know I am actually lactose intolerant

[@YTCat123]

Same

[@shadowmusicgamer7353]

Mom when you have the audacity to ask when she will give you your money back:

[@gonegirlll0]

such a femcel 😻😻

[@potumus2143]

oh nah lactose intolerant fight me

[@someguy2272]

i love GLaDOS lmao

[@SorielHDTBers]

About a quarter of those insults weren’t even accurate.

[@LordM_Hankannon]

I am surprice that she did not call us the n-word with the hard R If she did that we will ignored

[@starkillaa2444]

I bet Aperture Science made her a Social Sensitivity Core as sh!t like that kept happening during the beta test. As a result She killed everyone in the facility indiscriminately.

[@LRofKynthos]

i think i hauve covid

[@funnyvalentine160]

oh yes more pls

[@WheatleyAperatureScience]

She’s got nothing on me and by the way IM NOT A MORON

[@KenjiSate]

Other ai: You are ha ha ha ha

[@queenant123]

hello.

[@GooberFromOhio]

oh yeah~

[@gtrcchacked]

G haven’t been described like that before but I suppose it does suit .. Hey come on in and have a seat .. we can create a new beat … I know your that sweet … I kind of thought i would be on delete ..list .😊 I do just miss 😊 😊

[@Dev_N]

"caguei um tolete gigante de bosta" 🤑🤑🤑

[@phunkyzilla]

Honestly hit the mark too much. Gonna have to ask you to stop making videos about me

[@Dzong723]

relatable ;-; like fr 😖

[@elwey7552]

What the fuck

[@netinho007.]

no u

[@wObBlE73]

Nice

[@a_guy_who_posts]

I clicked on this because I needed some de-motivation, feel free to de-motivate me in the comments if ya want

[@RavenWoodsDE]

Good thing ChatGPT is less aggro.