Glenn Danzig's western with fake bewbs and Botox | Death Rider in the House of Vampires

[@JasonBrant]

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[@PapaBradford]

Mother, tell your children not to watch my films

[@JasonBrant]

Haha!

[@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mickpriestley]

😅😅

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Lol😂

[@toupac3195]

My mother took me to a Motorhead concert when I was 12. My future was inevitable after that.

[@denomolous]

I love that a musician made a movie and forgot to put music in it.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Kind of like Danzig's last half-dozen-or-so records. He forgot to put music on those and actually _produce_ them, too.

[@CidsaDragoon]

Apparently the theatrical run had music, so something happened in between that and the home release.

[@MrZampanov]

I think the only explanation for glenn danzig, the musician, putting little to no music in a movie is he saw No Country for Old Men and didn't understand what made it good but he knew he liked it.

[@chuckn4851]

Oh damn you're on to something there

[@johnsensebe3153]

Danzig left the movie quiet so that people could hear each other's riffs over it! Genius!

[@joelspringman523]

Then he joined a band.

[@stevenjones916]

*From Dusk Till Yawn* as one imdb reviewer put it. Indeed.

[@JasonBrant]

Oh, that's a good one.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant!!!

[@Samurai_Stoner]

That is perfect 😂

[@langleymneely]

It’s so sad that this is one of Julian Sands’ last roles. RIP to a B movie legend.

[@alucard624]

Sands was a great actor and from all accounts a great person too. Loved him in Warlock as well as playing Jor El in Smallville during Season 9.

[@flenz4574]

RIP Julian. Thank you

[@joelspringman523]

Exit Sand-man.

[@davidkymdell452]

​@@joelspringman523jesus 😂😂

[@langleymneely]

“Quick, hide my penis!” destroyed me! I laughed so hard I almost choked on what I was eating!😂🤣

[@funkydmunky1]

It wasn't penis was it ?

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Jason: "Oh wow, is in this!!!" Jason: "Isn't that the same sound guy who did the movie we watched 200 episodes ago?!" Jason: "Who is Fred Armisen?"

[@Snordix]

He's defintely got his priorities right.

[@jasonpatterson8091]

@@Snordix You're not wrong.

[@Rhinexing]

I thought Dave was trying to add blood slurping sound effects with his beer guzzling.

[@JasonBrant]

Just how he pounds beer.

[@zombie..]

I did too 😆👌

[@MBlacklaw]

When I found out Sands had died, I heard that he had fallen while ice-climbing a frozen waterfall. Which would have been an epic way to go out. In reality, he disappeared on a pretty standard day-hike, and the cause of death was officially "undetermined". He could have succumbed to anything, including a heart attack or some such. There were bad avalanches in the area around that time, and I prefer to think it took one of those to do him in. Still, he was out trucking around at 65, doing what he obviously loved, so the greatest of respect to his memory.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Congratulations on the release of The Last Kumite. Bought straight away to celebrate today.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much!

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Quick Danzig story, i used to be a bouncer at this small Rhode Island club circa 90's well Glenn decides to smack my then gfs ass, then push me when i confronted him, and then hid behind his security... 😂 Also getting it signed was hilarious 😂

[@JasonBrant]

Not the most flattering story for Glenn.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

@@JasonBrant nope lol

[@midnightgreen8319]

Absolutely sounds like him

[@henrygvidonas9573]

@@JasonBrant I don't think there's such a thing as a "flattering Glenn Danzig story".

[@mnorris790]

@@henrygvidonas9573 Yeah the more I hear about Glenn Danzig the more I think that Henry Rollins is the brains behind the operation.

[@wallyman292]

33:50 - Gotta give Dave his due. . . That was two perfectly executed "That's what she said" responses in a row right there! ;)

[@jaredneal3463]

"I need to use the bathroom" "You can use me!" Can... can we get Brian some help, please? I'm worried about him.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

I legit spit my coffee at that joke 😂

[@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar]

did i stutter?

[@davedixon2167]

I almost forgot about that one when I came down to comment on 'quick, hide my penis' LMAO what an episode.

[@MonkDarkfyre]

My ex loved Danzig and even dragged me to one of his concerts way back in '92. Seeing him mocked now is very satisfying.

[@JasonBrant]

How was the concert?

[@MonkDarkfyre]

@@JasonBrant It got pretty wild. It was at Irvine Meadows and at one point someone lit a bunch of the seats on fire and the patrons danced around the impromptu bonfire like primitive savages. Pretty good time.

[@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq]

He's definitely a D.B!! I like how he always flexed like he was tough, and then got in a fight back stage and went to sleep with one punch!😅

[@megatronjenkins2473]

​@@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq what's a D.B?

[@silentaction]

He was Dazigs lover? Probs. not only one..

[@MrHalohunter24]

It's a rare treat when the Three Smuckateers get together to watch a film and I am here for it.

[@crhkrebs]

MrHalohunter24, I’m sure no one is happier than Erin. She gets to miss this movie.

[@mauriceedwards9588]

The amount of real actors in this but such a mess, Jason ranting about the lack of sound and music was the best part of this. 😂

[@tussk.]

Careful, little Glen will get mad and you'll be forced to knock him out.

[@JasonBrant]

I don't need my ass kicked.

[@martist911wasits-not-real4]

​@@JasonBrantDepends on how tall you are if Glenn could reach it!

[@etincg82]

Don’t worry. He can’t fight. A guy a know knocked him out. You can find the video. North Side Kings forever!

[@drookor]

@@JasonBrant He would need a step ladder...or at least a stool. He is also quite the coward...saw him years ago at a local punk gig (when he was still young)...he started shit with someone while drunk after the gig. When the dude he called out stepped up...err...down to him. His bodyguard jumped in to protect him. Also who goes to a Punk show with a bodyguard?

[@henrygvidonas9573]

@@etincg82 That video is a classic. But to be fair, it was nothing but a lucky shot and the other guy couldn't throw a half-decent punch to save his life. He nearly fell on top of Danzig when he went down, if I remember correctly. He wouldn't last ten seconds against somebody who knows what he's doing. Danzig was just a 50-something, five-foot-nothing, belligerent 'roid monkey who was way to comfortable with getting into somebody's face with his hands down and his chin out. Rock musicians trying to be "streetfighting badasses" is always hilarious. Danzig talking about his "martial arts training" and "warrior mindset" is even better. He'll never live down that he got decked by a fat dumpy schlub who almost knocked himself over in the process. Danzig is basically a walking one-man New Jersey-community-theater production of "Spinal Tap", anyway. He's like the Gillberg to Pete Steele's Goldberg.

[@RustBunny]

Remember when Wizard wanted to see Danzig as Wolverine, and that he was actually invited to audition for the part? Good times.

[@alucard624]

Good ole Wizard Magazine. I used to have a sub to them when I was younger and for the most part it was a great mag pre-internet. Same with Gamepro, EGM, and Nintendo Power. The internet pretty much killed all of them.

[@Akkatlah]

I still have a few copies laying around

[@jeremybrooks7415]

He used to be kinda big physique-wise, and he's well under 6'3, which is what Hugh Jackman is.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

@@jeremybrooks7415 Danzig is a whole foot shorter than Jackman.

[@kennyahrens5296]

Still got that issue!!! The casting for that would've been dead on!!!

[@sporksyndicate]

A movie with no cars or doilies brings out the best in Brian. He killed it this episode.

[@Rhinexing]

Brian was absolutely on fire with his comments! 😂 Hearing Dave laugh always gets me LMAO!

[@danielvandersall6756]

31:40 And I thought that Paul Rubens would hold the record for worst vampire death (Joking, that was hilarious.)

[@NCRRanger7753]

Apparently, there was a full soundtrack during the premiere, but something happened when they distributed the movie. Red Letter Media had the same thing where there was very little, to no sound.

[@nemo813]

Allegedly there's a dispute over the music rights.

[@AnikMonette]

​​@@nemo813How?! Wasn't it his own music? Although if it's a right's infringement issue I wanna know the story. Sounds hilarious...😂

[@holeymcsockpuppet]

It's a quiet meditation on the ins and outs of vampire brothels and dangers of drinking silver Slurpees.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

8:15 R.I.P. Julian Sands😭😭😭

[@JasonBrant]

RIP

[@Samurai_Stoner]

RIP

[@phogue1]

Please don’t let this be his final film.

[@jake5773]

Warlock was one of my favorite movies growing up.

[@ourkeving]

I haven't heard much after they found whatever and announced his death. Was it suicide? They talked about him hiking, but there was little information given, unless I've missed it. I hope he had a good life, RIP Mr. Sands

[@mikesheehan4470]

Jason recognizing everyone but Fred Armisen is great

[@w415800]

The redhead, Kim Director, was rather memorable in a legit big movie "Inside Man".

[@Dannyboy09047]

@@w415800she was also the standout in Blair witch 2. The movie isn’t great, but she was awesome in it.

[@briancoulombe4517]

Seeing movies this ineptly made is just weird. It’s like… Seeing a guy who likes sandwiches deciding to make a sandwich of his own and the bread is in the middle and the cheese is on the outside.

[@choppermech9752]

One piece of bread, the label from the mustard bottle, a hand written note that says "meat", and the cheese is stuck on a wall across the room.

[@briancoulombe4517]

@@choppermech9752 one Elon special coming up. Would you like the sink in or out?

[@zombie..]

And he slurps when he eats it

[@WrathOfGrapesN7]

Christ, I had a mini heart attack during the sponsor, lol. Dropped my phone and picked it up during the bit with the pixelated address and thought my screen was busted.

[@robbieracer3294]

I remember back in the 80s Danzig thought he was a wolf...cant believe he hasnt done a werewolf movie yet

[@Ansovald]

18:11 The sound effect drinking beer was hilarious.😂

[@jake5773]

The fact that all these fairly successful actors agreed to do this film is probably a testament to Glen Danzig being an awesome guy.

[@wwiiinplastic4712]

Glenn wrote all the music but refused to give himself a license to use his music in the movie.

[@TrevJericho]

Can I say also congratulations on getting over 100k subscribers, when I subscribed I think it was about 5k, it’s amazing how much it’s blown up for you lot, I’ll say it again like I have a good few times on here, it’s like sitting down with old friends and enjoying a crappy movie together………..keep on doing what you guys do All the best for you guys and to the future

[@VeryForgetable]

Crazy how Julian Sands went missing hiking, atleast he was found! RIP

[@markula_4040]

A good example of Glenn Danzig not understanding movies at all is he apparently was asked to audition for the role of Wolverine, declined it and said he's glad he did because the movie sucked and Hugh Jackman's performance in it was gay.

[@robbieracer3294]

They only asked him because of his height lol

[@zombie..]

Wow O.O

[@charlie.ridgway86]

Thursdays are the best days to sit and wait to pick up my kids!

[@Smokie_666]

Facts!

[@JasonBrant]

Watching Glenn Danzig while picking your kids up, haha.

[@dunkelgelb7744]

27:50 - "Oh, I've done far worse than give you no cuts. I've *hurt you,* and I wish to go on *hurting you.* I shall leave you like this movie left me, left *all* audiences. Marooned, in the center of a dead screening, *bored out of your mind, bored out of your mind...* "

[@JnEricsonx]

"cue the scream".

[@abbynormal5849]

I see you broke 100k subscribers. Well deserved and long overdue. Congratulations to all of you, even Dave! 🙂

[@TheDing1701]

Erin keeps getting better and better with her commercials!😃

[@megatronjenkins2473]

She does good work around these parts!

[@langleymneely]

She’s positively delightful!

[@standupstraight9691]

......except.......BarramOONdi"..😂

[@Awwscrewit]

A Glenn Danzig/Rob Zombie film really needs to happen.

[@JasonBrant]

That would be something.

[@davidlionheart2438]

That would be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

[@langleymneely]

@@mmm-mmm Honestly, I would take 3 Rob Zombie films over any of Danzigs stuff any day! I can at least make out what is happening in The Munsters, plus Zombie at least knows what sound mixing is!?

[@DonKrouskop-qy8hb]

Danzig seems like the sort of guy who would be easy to work with for about an hour. After that, he'd become an insufferable douchebag. Hate on Rob Zombie if you will, but he doesn't strike me as someone who would suffer that kind of bullshit very long on a set.

[@milgeekmedia]

I can't seem to get through a single episode of these without adding 'that's what she said' every 3 or four minutes! :)

[@Rotionu]

Dave's beer gulping on a spot on moment of blood sucking gave me an idea. Maybe the audience is actually meant to be filling that awkward silence with their own sounds. A tuba solo or some cattle noises during the saloon scenes should definitely create some mood and give unexpected results.

[@DNulrammah]

RIP Jullian Sands 1958 - 2023 (65) An avid runner and mountain climber/hiker who often took off on solo adventures, Sands disappeared on January 13, 2023, after he went for a hike near the Mount Baldy area of California's San Bernardino Mountains. Local authorities and search and rescue teams conducted over six weeks of multiple ground and aerial searches, which were unsuccessful. On June 24, 2023, hikers near Mount Baldy discovered human remains. On June 27, 2023, local authorities confirmed the remains to be those of Julian Sands. I liked him as the voice of "Valmont" in "The Jackie Chan Adventures" animated series. He played practically the same character in the Jackie Chan movie "The Medallion" Maybe he wanted you to ADD YOUR OWN MUSIC! (Now THERE is a CONTEST!!!)

[@-DaMox-]

"That's also what she said" killed me. Underrated jokes...

[@grayden4138]

I love how Dave went with Fred Armisen of Euro Trip fame, rather than of Portlandia and SNL fame. Haha.

[@martinaasandersen3775]

18:20 For a second i thought the slurping/glugging sound was a blood drinking sound effect from the movie, lol

[@martinaasandersen3775]

Then i remembered there's no atmosphere sound in this movie. Only the bare minimum like footsteps down the stairs (well, dont know if it even rises to level of bare minimum, lol).

[@tdata545]

Wow what a prestigious film to have in your collection, Dave. What a lucky boy you are, indeed.

[@mantism.d.8363]

Found this channel not too long ago and it's quickly become one of my favorites! But I like to fall asleep with YT on the background, and for some reason it always defaults to playing the episode where you guys did the Breen marathon...So now he haunts my dreams every night.

[@bryanmoss6684]

Congrats on 100k! Been watching for a while!

[@JonnySoundSounds]

i ws so happy to see this on here growing up i was the biggest misfits samhain and danzig ( his three bands) fanatic, I have arms full of misfits and samhain tattoos, I was in a band when i was a teenager that people thought were a misfits cover band because our songs were so misfits inspired. now although i still love the music i laugh at glenn so i was very happy to see this here very excited to watch

[@aleksibovellan9821]

05:25 That absolutely timeless "Special-T" line deserves its own t-shirt. It's produced laughs for years now. 😂🏆 And a rare triple face-palm, never seen before in SBIG.

[@andrewmccormack4295]

18:18..We could hear that over the microphone LOL sounded an awful lot like water running down a drain, wow, go easy on the drinking big guy. 😅😂🤣😂❤

[@davidlionheart2438]

Glenn Danzig is now 68 years old.........but he's still 5'3".

[@megatronjenkins2473]

40 minutes, oh I'm glad this isn't a Sunday episode!!!!

[@JasonBrant]

Haha

[@megatronjenkins2473]

​@@JasonBrantwell, it's because I have to work at 8, and Sundays, I get little time to pause and comment before running out the door.

[@7switty]

John Wayne known as The Duke.

[@themonsterbaby]

​@@megatronjenkins2473 he didn't ask. 😂😂. But since you explained anyway now I'm invested in your schedule. You really don't have 40 minutes anywhere in your Sunday? I work, single dad, son trains mma and competes in jiu-jitsu, wrestling and point muay thai.... and we have to actually go to the laundromat to do laundry, and I can still squeeze in an hour for myself on almost any day.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@themonsterbaby I like to be here WHEN Jason's videos drop, and pause and comment along the way, you may have seen it before, lol! When he has longer Sunday videos, I can only comment once or twice, thrice at most. I have Thursdays off, so no worries there. I'm also that guy who drops the first Like ( although I don't crow about that), and I usually comment first, too. S.B.I.G. is my favorite KZbin channel, the first I ever financially contributed to, and I've sent him lots of movies (though he has yet to watch any😠) and Alaska-themed stuff (I WILL toot my horn about my home state!!!).

[@Nighthaunter-t3j]

Brian was on fire with the zingers this episode!

[@fingerfeller]

Thanks!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much!

[@aVerveQuest]

I hate to say it but there are tons of British dudes in the old west, they bought up cattle and ranches and went to war with each other over territory. It's a big part of Billy the kid's backstory. And never forget Richard Harris, he was an Unforgiven and a Man Called Horse, two of the Best Westerns ever

[@stephenbaluran3298]

15:40 Off-Cam Pam with the "MORE WHORES!" killed me. 😂 Congrats on 100k subs!

[@choppermech9752]

"It's a P Diddy party." Well done, ma'am... well done.

[@listershat]

I fell in love with Red Horse beer last year while I was in the Philippines. Used to buy it from a little village house that sold stuff out of the window. Crates of 6 litre bottles for 700 PHP. Good times. Hard to find in the UK. 😋

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

I know exactly how ya feel! I can't wait to go back in November. I'd love to have some red horse here in the US, but I can't find em in the 2 states I live in. So same boat there. 🍻

[@alexanderdelrisco1257]

I think how Danzig got Fred Armisen in this movie is because Danzig appeared in an episode of Armisen’s show Portlandia. That’s how they both knew each other.

[@MichaelTotin]

An Andy Sidaris t-shirt, beer from the Philippines, and a film by Danzig. Sounds like a winning combo to me. :)

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

You got it excellent sir! Seeing that beer has me wishing November was already here and I was back in the Philippines again. I've been looking for Red horse in Utah and Idaho, and can't find it to save my life. Could you tell me where you ended up getting it from? Thanks for the info, and keeping these Gents stocked with movies & beer for our entertainment. It's very much Appreciated! 😁👍👍🤠

[@MichaelTotin]

@@WhenTheManComesAround My last trip there was in 2011. Unfortunately I don't know anyone that lives there anymore. I got those export cans from Seafood City here in Seattle. The closest to you might be Henderson, NV.

[@erniepowell5754]

Devon Sawa is in this film, and those silver spikes look a lot like railway spikes. Clearly, "Death Rider" is an origin story for the Final Destination universe.

[@fookinpikee]

The more of these I watch, I'm really starting to laugh hard along with you guys. Always great, greetings from Rhode Island!

[@FrigidNinja78]

What a kickass present, got to love the "Happy Holidays" bag it came in :P

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, I thought the bag was a nice touch.

[@Timelord007]

This channel never fails to have me in fits of laughter. Hilarious reactions 👍

[@craigalexander966]

Dave adding better sound effects then the actual movie 😂

[@jackflash8218]

SBIG, baby!!! HA! Diamond Dave vs Doofy Danzig II, the rematch!! I've been looking forward to this! 😆😂 Jason's is the best design. Jason wins the shirt battle.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

I'm soooo good on this, I don't need to watch this movie, your confused suffering was enough for me🤣🤣🤣🤣I'll seeya guys on Sunday!!!! Oh, hey, sent you some more Alaska stuff, one thing for Erin in particular (I can't wait to see her face 😆😆😆😆)

[@cujoedaman]

The comments on the pacing because of the extended dialogue reminds me of when I was younger and thinking I could write whole novels, I would have characters engage in big conversations with each other instead of having a couple exchanges here and there and then added in exposition to describe how the rest of the exchange went. Not quite the same thing, but at least I learned from my mistake.

[@Subjectivity13]

15:57 That clip needs to be played WAY more on this channel. It would probably fit somewhere in almost every movie you cover. 24:04 "Quick! Hide my penis!" is one of the best lines I've ever heard on this channel, and I'm not even drunk.

[@mikemcdermott395]

Thanks for this, perfect timing been dealing with some stuff and you guys always make my day better. Love the channel You guys Rock!! Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘🍻🍻📼📼

[@JasonBrant]

Hope things look up for you, Mike.

[@mikemcdermott395]

Thanks just dealing with lawyers and doctors , it's a slow screwed up process, it could be worse I could be Steven Seagal🤣🤣

[@angrymarie7755]

LEE VING!!! Mr.Body himself! Clue is his only other credit that I know of . HOOOOOLY Cow,I am so glad I am here for this. Thank you.

[@tylerlucas3752]

I will say, this looked like it at least had potential to be an awesome movie. The cast was stacked. The shots were decent enough. The concept was interesting. This is a great example of how important music and sound are to a movie. Also, an example of the importance of film editing-- knowing when to cut a scene.

[@Sousa2886]

Brian was on fire with the jokes in this one!

[@CaptainKiLL83]

R.i.p Julien Sands....one of my personal favourite badguy vampires.

[@moonbot7613]

Love the “ Durango” tee shirt! Great lazy river for boozing through a town

[@Snordix]

Cover art was done by Simon Bisley, a legendary brit comic artist who was big in the 90s. He knows Glenn from when he did a few comics for the original Verotika run. Imho he's fallen off a bit, but not as hard as Glenn lmao.

[@angrymarie7755]

I love Bisely. His Lobo is a favorite of mine.

[@Snordix]

@@angrymarie7755 Bisley's Lobo is fragging iconic. Pretty much everything he did in the 90s was great: Slaine, Dredd, Batman. Also RIP Alan Grant, his scripts with Bisley's art was peak edgy/goofy comics.

[@sampaddie617]

Waiting all morning for a new video from you guys. Best part of my Thursday.

[@random22026]

8:14 When the SOUND FX finally hit...📢 32:54 Coiffure by Sifu of Hollywood 🧛🏻

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

Oh, Glenn Danzig's movie! I see, you are a good friend, Jason It's a very special present for Dave 😂

[@stonecoldku4161]

7:34 So, is that Danny Trejo done for the movie? Earn that paycheck. He took more time getting into costume than he did in the movie.

[@AnikMonette]

I don't even understand why he's there...

[@davidkymdell452]

Always a treat when Diamond Dave is on. Some great calls this episode

[@johnavast5939]

Brian was on absolute fire! Great episode guys!!!

[@johnraymma]

The trio is back! Yes!

[@AkujinGG]

RIP Julian Sands, always liked his stuff and can't believe he wasn't in a Harry Potter movie tbh... I guess Boxing Helena tanked the man's career 😅

[@roberthiltz2741]

RIP Julian Sands, love that dude

[@mdamonc]

Brians laugh at the intro made me so happy 😂

[@trith72]

You missed the modern light switch on the wall at 12:35 they forgot to edit out lol. Those were apparently very common in the old west....

[@mahaliajean-charles9544]

Can't wait to watch!! One of the best channels on the platform,you guys never fail to make snort laugh!😅

[@XanderPGK]

I don’t know how long this movie is, but (just from these boring long shots) it makes the 3 hours of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly feel like 1 hour 😂

[@MrMohawxPSN]

Best start to a video ever on this channel!

[@Sunny_Doom]

Yes! Was waiting patiently for this one right on my lunch break too!

[@JasonBrant]

Hope you get some laughs.

[@jeremybrooks7415]

Julian Sands was also in Arachnophobia.

[@josefgordon7712]

Okay, hear me out. Danzig charges out the butt for the music he does so to save money he didn’t do any because he didn’t realize he DIDNT have to charge HIMSELF for his own music.

[@82Stro]

Congrats on 100K

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@feliperodriguez6885]

congrats on 100k

[@Demented1971]

The more I see Dave, the more I like him! His laugh is infectious!

[@fjalarhenriksson]

atleast they used a historically accurate roman crucifix. Love too se the Trio back in action again you guys never fail to give me a heap of laughs 🤣