🥞🦐Ranking ASOIAF Food: THE FINAL COURSE (with

[@irrelevantonyt]

I like how every stream they rank cannibalism slightly higher

[@jeremyscungio16]

It becomes more viable as the books go on

[@JW65]

its an acquired taste

[@pluveo8059]

This is just Yellowjackets.

[@hanaboskova]

It grows on them

[@diamonddog5190]

They took the saying "don't knock it til you try it" to heart

[@kaankocabyk5776]

They did it. They actually completed something

[@ruigerd]

They were so focused on whether they could than whether they should

[@nightsage217]

I almost thought you are joking :o what a day.

[@AesirUnlimited]

If only George could follow their example. 😔

[@WumpiniFuseini]

“Eat around the Fetus” - Glidus, 2024.

[@sreyayalamanchili9233]

he's plagiarizing me from earlier this week

[@MorsCodefood]

That's genuinely good advice for ANY situation where that could possibly apply

[@yaypumpkin]

Technically not a war crime

[@raskolnikov7049]

@@MorsCodefood Except in a fetus eating contest

[@herodevans2095]

Can't believe a Schwong of Ice and Glire completed my favourite series

[@JuniperArtemis16]

Congrats on the official best name for this duo

[@razmerry]

amazed I've never seen anyone else come up with this one

[@sebastos7693]

I can't believe I was sleeping when history was unfolding itself on the Internet. Schwift and Glidus finally did it.

[@vagabond_jachym3276]

Idk why I read Schwift as Sandwich

[@lichkingsservant4111]

Imagine opening your Kindle copy of The Winds of Winter, going to the table of contents, and seeing 70 Hot Pie chapters

[@charlesparr1611]

Did you hear he's the shrouded lord?

[@hillbillypowpow]

Imagine eating your kindle copy of The Winds of Winter

[@asterozoan]

Fun fact: the reason GRRM is taking so long to finish TWOW is that Glidus and Schwift produce so much high-quality long-form content, and George obsessively watches every video multiple times, leaving him no time for writing.

[@FLOridaM.o.m]

Low key yes though

[@richardtabor8686]

Mad respect for the persistence and laughs. Thanks so much for your time and energy. Epically re-watchable.

[@lukaslambs5780]

The burrito George bought you will always be S tier

[@DoubLL]

14:55 I think it's really funny that "whiskerfish" is used as an example of making an ordinary animal sound more like a fantasy animal, when the original name is literally CAT-fish. 😂 Like, compared with lizard-lions a whiskerfish should be less fantasy appropriate, but we're just all so used to the name catfish that it's somehow more normal having a fish be a cat than having a fish with whiskers.

[@kynan1232]

Whiskerfish also just sounds much more whimsical and fun

[@brianparent4023]

Hey thanks a lot guys. Hurt my back at work and every moment is painful. Laying in bed doing nothing is boring af especially while in pain. This stream passed the time so well for me. It may sound silly but your ridiculous “food of asoiaf” stream really helped this dude in the US and his back pain 😂❤

[@tauane7649]

I would pay money for a full book audiobook experience with you two alternating between narrator and characters and randomly making your own sounds 😂

[@ShubertReads]

Thank you Glaze and Schnitzel

[@Charleemanderz]

Ooo their Foodsonas

[@generalgrievous92]

Maybe the real food descriptions were the friends we made along the way. Thanks for this great series guys!

[@DoubLL]

I think that's cannibalism. F.

[@markrekai8040]

I’m not the type of person to comment under things but this series helped me through so much hardship, it’s the perfect combination of literally analysis and silly fun. Thank you so very much! ❤️

[@cyberbrunk]

"light beer fresh from the microwave" is somehow worse than the literal diarrhea description seconds earlier

[@TheLantoniou]

OMG, guys! Go to a Greek restaurant and order afgolemeno - that's the egg-lemon soup referred to here. It's DELICIOUS.

[@amandaofhouserobinson6707]

Oh I was thinking it was hollandaise sauce! Eggs butter and lemon. Haha! So is there really a soup of eggs and lemon??? Lol

[@thurielangel3239]

this series always serves as the perfect motivation to get me going on tasks I don’t feel like doing. I was never more efficient at cleaning & yard-work. I think my mom is pretty happy about it too.

[@Glidus]

wish it had that effect on me lol :)

[@ВикторФирсов-е9ф]

I think after watching 20 hours of food descriptions, I am finally convinced that GRRM might be a good writer and I should read ASOIAF

[@reallyFrogman]

Tis a fine meal, thank you friends for sharing your table with a weary traveler.

[@vincentbarbes7672]

George describes food like a Disney cartoon and sex like a Bukowski novel

[@mimovres9300]

"Those two aren´t even a good duo..." Meanwhile GLAIMGUS and EL-SCHWARMAS manifesting pure comedy since late 2010s:

[@starwarsnerd100]

21:10 “which is in such stark contrast” love the unintentional pun there.

[@charlesparr1611]

Bold of you to assume anything these titans do is unintentional...

[@MorsCodefood]

This is EXACTLY the series I wanted you to finish. I give thanks to Gravy and Stuff My Ex for this amazing tier list

[@reeseduncan8728]

All hail the Kings!!!! Congratulations on completing your conquest of GRRM’s food descriptions! A storied victory, to be sure.

[@KaritKtana]

What would be more interesting than just listing all the food rankings in order, is to graph them all *by book* - conparing how many A's, B's, etc. each book has in total, on one graph. Then you will probably see the trajectory of the plot through the lense of food: Summer plenty gradually deteriorating into dire straits

[@molliepercyrosco]

Such a great stream! Can’t wait for the GLIDUS produced and mixed, Schwift vocals Wildfire song, the adlib was beautiful. Also cordage is string! Most commonly used historically in ship rigging (very thick strong versions of it) but it’s the oldest form of recorded string, impressions of cordage have been found on clay pots and such that have been dug up dating over 28,000 years old. It’s made of lengths of fibres twisted together in usually two parts. Rope is then traditionally made with cordage braided or twisted together to make a stronger final product. Floor time supremacy

[@unclephillymya]

"Where did you learn the Lannister songs??" "Shcwifty and Glimbo.." 🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[@iliaponomarev1624]

1:34:30 An act of extreme kindness from Tyrion. He could have let Nurse suffer fever, shivers and shitting out his intestines. Instead, he gave Nurse a relatively nice and quick death.

[@hijo1998]

While that's true he definitely didn't do it for that reason but in order to escape, so more murder than euthanasia

[@MeeraReads]

Top notch, congrats on completing the thing

[@JamesHightower18]

You guys……actually did it, fucking bravo 😭🥳

[@cyberbrunk]

28:30 "Bourbon-soaked horse" this is kentucky culture

[@sebb3301]

Had great fun watching superchat readings, now I plan to have even greater fun listening to the actual food reviews! Yummmy

[@professorhazard]

Don't worry about the Fermi Paradox, boys. Any galactic civilization worth its salt can surround Earth with a simulated unpopulated view of the universe that they'll drop if we ever get our shit together.

[@acephaedramusic9588]

History was made. And I slept through it. Maybe winds will be published tomorrow when I wake up...being delulu is the solulu

[@TheKingOfRooks]

2:14:49 the corn in aSoIaF is specifically Maize, in Arya III A Clash of Kings there's a whole bit about her and The Hound hiding in a corn field and having to repay the farmer for the ears they stole then it describes how they cooked em in the husk and ate them off the cob

[@MagnusMJ]

I keep zoning out on the actual food descriptions!

[@AsdfGhjkl-bd5mh]

I loved this series, I love when you two collab

[@helenathedreamer7766]

35:58 Gliduator & Schwifteen are partners living together, confirmed?! After all those bastards you found each other ❤ Aww you guys are so cute together 🥰

[@ferran273]

May I suggest an idea for a stream? "Player of the Game of Thrones" tier list. I'll explain. Basically a tier list where you put the main characters (POV and others) on a list where the question is "how well do these characters play the Game of Thrones"? Pawn, Mastermind, accomplice, authority and all the tiers you can think of. If either Glidus, Alt Shift X or Alt Schwift or a combination of the three want to do a stream around this idea they have my full permission.

[@emilyk9074]

i like to believe george listens to every single one of these

[@reevesavage]

Yeah Viserys should've definitely installed Rhaenyra as his Princess Regent and had the lords of Westeros reavow their fealty to her at the ceremony if he wanted to be sure that she was going to take the throne after him, instead he waffled so much that even after Rhaenyra was fighting her usurper of a brother, she almost believed Alicent when it was stated he changed his mind on his death bed. Breaking tradition can be done, but it has to be very sure of itself to move forward.

[@matterwiz1689]

I like that this franchise has been so overanaylsed for so long that we need to devise these avant-garde methods of interpreting the text to still feel something

[@varsoonhks3211]

You boys give Bowls of Brown such a hard time but damn if some of my favorite meals of my life haven't been a good thick gumbo. By the gods, when you can pour that rich roux-enriched nectar with seasoned and fried and boiled sausage and chicken and turkey with cooked down veggies on into a buttery roll, making a little gumbo sandwich of it? Little else compares.

[@rasguanabana]

1:34:29 It’s funny, because this world is packed with grrm theories

[@GustavoCardoso95]

The crazy bastards really did it! What's next? Armour descriptions? Beef swelling descriptions?

[@amandaofhouserobinson6707]

Breast stretcher descriptions!! Lol 😊

[@l33tspaniard]

I’ve always thought Wyman did not intend to survive Winterfell, since his heir was back, and therefore was overindulging in food beyond even his usual level to worsen the starvation crisis. Ride or die, but too fat to ride.

[@0x15aac]

You could maybe argue that the peppers are black pepper and long peppers, but there's an Arya chapter with sweetcorn (Arya eats some off the cob when travelling with Yoren), there are turkeys (Theon spies a turkey and Bran ends up alone), several occurrences of pumpkin, squash, etc. The reason there aren't potatoes and tomatoes in the books is George *originally* didn't want to include new world foods, but he made a few mistakes and basically gave up on that idea. But adding tomatoes or potatoes in later as a regional food wouldn't make much sense given how they can be cultivated basically anywhere, and are very useful crops which ought to be widespread, if available.

[@OfficialArthusamakh]

thank you legends, i'm sick for the first time in months, will thoroughly enjoy that one tomorrow

[@helenathedreamer7766]

46:16 so.. if kindlyman is getting orange rinds so often, then citrus grows in Bravos?! Evidence against the lemon gate?!

[@morganhunt8051]

I swear George learned what Neeps were while finishing ADWD bc I’ve never heard of them before the dozen times they came up in this stream

[@amandaofhouserobinson6707]

Lol! That was awesome! By the way you didn't mention John Michael Godier when looking for really good life origins and space stuff! ❤😊 You two work so well together! ( schwifty and glidus I mean) Thankyou so much for all the entertainment!

[@TaliVarda100706]

Guys... do my eyes deceive me? Did Glimbo and Schwift finish a series?😮

[@floede9151]

Thank you guys so much for this series🙏

[@sarawinkle5064]

Yaaaay more noises to keep the night thoughts away! ❤

[@n.k.pierro]

what a marvelous edition to my birthday/thanksgiving feast!!! pigeon pies and sugar plum for everyone

[@newname4941]

Happy Birthday 🎉

[@n.k.pierro]

@@newname4941 thank you :)

[@jessedampolo]

That’s the stuff!

[@Kermit_Tully1725]

7 parts……. There’s something poetic about that

[@maryarmstrong2231]

I’m so happy to see this

[@zenebean]

I'm pretty sure Theon chases after a turkey in the first book when Bran's on his first ride out with Dancer. And aren't most beans from the new world? Or is it another corn situation...

[@Chaosoftheunicorns]

Instead of finishing the winds of winter, george should just publish all of the food scenes from the book so we can have glimbo Schwift cover and rate all the food

[@dunbass7149]

When I’m in a best chapter competition and my opponent in Theon 1

[@LilYupper]

Black (blood) pudding is so friggin good

[@iliaponomarev1624]

43:00 it's always a bad idea to learn how a sausage is made...

[@authorfarrell7161]

We finally finished A Feast for Bros

[@status_quo_post]

So sad this series is ending. This is the stuff!

[@systmerr9445]

On the topic of North/South American crops not appearing in the series, potatoes at least are mentioned in the show. I’m not around my books to check if they are also mentioned there (though I’m guessing not), however, in Season 2 when Tyrion, Varys, and Bronn are planning the defense of King’s Landing for the upcoming Battle of the Blackwater, Bronn says something to the effect of “Noble ladies sell their diamonds for a sack of potatoes” when discussing the risk thieves pose in the food crisis a siege can cause.

[@Glidus]

Potatoes appear on-screen in season 6 at the sept the Hound is helping to build, and are also mentioned in season 4 at Ollie's hamlet

[@systmerr9445]

@@Glidus PO-TA-TOES I’d forgotten that one, thanks.

[@jamiswamp]

I’m a very picky eater so most of these food descriptions are alien to me, but this series has been so much fun to listen to! I specially loved all the voice acting

[@BionicleSaurus]

A truly historic day.

[@liquidsand738]

Yes omg please do Buffy Abridged!

[@AmbeanWambulance]

I'd like to say for American representation, GRRM added a little bit of Alabama lore into the Targaryens 🥺

[@astronaughte]

Don't forget to lichen subscribe.

[@Generalized615]

I went down a real rabbithole when I first read the passage about Wun Wun being a vegetarian and eating carts of onions and beets. Basically I was trying to figure out what the giants eat when they dont have people supplying carts of crops they grew. I have come to the conclusion it may be that since giants are trapped north of the wall thats why they are so few in number. But with that being said theres a surprising amount of stuff they probably get down on and that includes just bales of hay, most parts of conifer trees are edible, seaweed, then obviously anything humans can grow or forage. But I genuinely think the giants must be out in fields ripping up patches of grass. If they do have agriculture (or some form of it, like not depleting an area to come back later) they might be able to have stuff like barley growing in cold resistant climates. also maybe they just think horse meat is nasty, though I would assume their main meat would be Elk

[@snakeyjake7]

1:27:13 delighted to finally hear someone acknowledge the funniest joke in HotD

[@KaritKtana]

I'd LOVE a new Pictionary stream!! 🤞🤞 The first one made my body utterly hurt from laughter 💓

[@renaigh]

I've eaten dream meat before, it's surreal how it feels to have that lingering ghost taste when I wake up.

[@shinymk6562]

I need you to expand on this. What kind of meat? Port? Chicken? Beef? If so what type? Tri-tip from a cow? Medium rare or well done? Etc.

[@renaigh]

@@shinymk6562 I don't remember what it was, I just remember waking up with the a strange taste in my mouth. It was kind of like phantom pain that amputees might feel but with the taste buds.

[@halkitchen1838]

Show Cersei is this cunning manipulative ice queen while book Cersei is basically just Sweet Dee from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Show Cersei is who Book Cersei thinks she is.

[@kyidyl]

I love how GRRM looked at WunWun and said "you know what creatures get really, really big? Herbivores. Giants are herbivores." 😂

[@therexinator7139]

Fantastic series thanks for getting to the end! 🖤

[@charlesparr1611]

Glabrous and SchwimpeX come through with another Banger for the trouble falling asleep crowd, and I mean that in the nicest possible way. May your holidays be filled with buttered buns, tumescent sausages, and plenty of cream.

[@parthdeshpande3940]

I really hope George listens to this

[@ShelbyOfOldStones]

Amazing series! I’m with you Gliddy, I couldn’t even highlight my college textbooks and I paid way too much for them. Just feels wrong.

[@Omenweaver]

Didn't think I'd see this til halfway through next year, if ever! Let alone so soon after the last! Congrats for finishing the series. Do you think you'll ever finish the character alignments?

[@naur9898]

is no one gonna comment on how they basically confirmed theyre dating….. i feel crazy did no one else catch that

[@jeremynelson350]

I feel crazy that nobody noticed alt shift confirm he has kids

[@naur9898]

@ well those are his bastard children, they have a wiki

[@sewerside01142]

Is that when they said they're partners? I thought they were joking.

[@naur9898]

@@sewerside01142at 35:52 But honestly with the arcane bits these two do who even knows

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Are there no food descriptions in Dunk and Egg or Fire and Blood or have AltScwiftX and Glidus already done them in another video?

[@striker8961]

GEORGE PLEASE FINISH THE BOOKS! FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GIVING SCHLIFT AND GLIBDUS MORE PROSE TO DEVOUR!

[@junewalker9341]

I have made multiple dinners from these descriptions

[@someangel-shape6797]

Came back to this video cos I had the sudden realisation what your dynamic reminded me of and I had to let the world know. You are flight of the conchords Glidus is Bret and Schwifty is Jermaine.

[@starfox3883]

Me and glidus both said “what are you talking about” at the exact same time at 34:06 lmao

[@iliaponomarev1624]

> How many unique characters are there in ASOIAF? Here you need to understand that Westeros is actually a Westworld-style theme park. Almost every character is a host. The only guest is Sam Tarly.

[@MercurialStatic]

WesterosWorld.

[@btorres5456]

I thought Schwifty said furby paradox when answering a super chat which lead to a very confusing google search 😂

[@milicaraseta5173]

What do you mean there is multiple ones of these?!😭😂 How couldve i missed this oh my god

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

S6E9 Pisstake, do I dare to dream? Where art thou in my heart?

[@silverstorm3729]

I can't believe its over 😭

[@HelciusCabral]

Let's goooo Tuf stream incoming!!!

[@gunpowdergelatine6358]

Rangers appreciate mention!!! Thouse books are so good, that was my middle school love before Asoiaf became my High school love

[@notribadsvault]

You should rank each fight scene next- not because I think it would be interesting but because I’m curious on whether they do half as good a job at taking you through the story as reading just the food descriptions has.

[@geassmanleon]

Caught most of this live and ive never been so stoaked

[@samuelkurth9676]

Adding up the runtime of all the videos, you get approximately 20.26 hrs of content. However, since some of that is just reading super chats and not the actually food descriptions, it might be less. Assuming that 75% are food descriptions, you get around 15.2 hrs. If it’s 50%, you’re closer to ten hrs.

[@TheLantoniou]

Tyrion is suspecting Scar and others have eaten Penny's dog and pig, y'all. That's why she wouldn't want to hear it. I mean... have you read the books? Asking for a friend! LOL. Schwift goes on a rant about too much pig and dog, but these are the only two NAMED pig and dog who are probably eaten!