🥨 ASOIAF FOOD: EPISODE V - THE MEALS STRIKE BACK 🥨 ft.

[@darthsnarf]

Eventually the fandom will have each molecule in existence ranked and tiered

[@sarawinkle5064]

Best horses is coming. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[@thomaswillard6267]

​@sarawinkle5064 no word of a lie, I would watch several hours of that commentary by Glimbo and Cntrl+C

[@valentinmunz2009]

Sex scene tier list😂

[@timaldridge6505]

The world needs the Valentine's Day Spicy Review.

[@megamovieman101]

Nooo I eat while I listen to these 😂 the fashion one is much safer

[@lukaslambs5780]

Fat pink mast is S tier romance

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

6:27 I hope you're not joking, because I would *love* an entire series of fashion review streams.

[@aRogueTea]

yes pls

[@victormeunier9075]

Tumblr turtlepaced is doing some nice ones in her chapter reviews. :)

[@jowjaaa4963]

​@@victormeunier9075 would you mind providing a link if possible? I searched up the blog but I can't find any chap reviews so not sure if I found the right account

[@Longshanks1690]

I really think they underestimate their ability to make genuinely entertaining streams out of the most random stuff. 😂

[@jackthehumanofficial]

i second this

[@hillbillypowpow]

I think Tyrion's hesitation to eat the potentially poisonous mushroom is to show that while Tyrion is contemplating doing it himself, he would never allow someone else to kill him. He would not tolerate another person to Rob him of that agency, even if he thinks it's what he wants.

[@garrettrakoff1199]

I really like this analysis of Tyrion’s character I think it tracks perfectly. Based only on the context of the chapter it reads to me like it’s serves as a sort of existential crossroad for Tyrion where he has to consciously choose to continue living.

[@GeronimoPlaz]

Nah

[@zoinks2607]

The pure dopamine that started coursing through my veins when I saw you two scamps had another live up

[@jackthehumanofficial]

DYNAMIC DUO AT IT AGAIN WOO

[@ShubertReads]

-Wrigleys Gum "It's better than eating people!"

[@CustardCream515]

You seem very sure of that

[@hillbillypowpow]

Marginally

[@ranfan1820]

Wrigley's Bum

[@theaizere]

dad and daddy are back at it again

[@JohnThacker-qi4gp]

they belong together

[@rhiannongreen2642]

Fun Fact: I met Prince Phillip when he was alive and the only thing he said to me (referring to the girl next to me who spent a year and a half training to be a chef) "Never trust a skinny cook"

[@willkp50]

I met him when he was dead, but he didn’t say anything to me

[@acatonawall3938]

They’re gonna do the fashion rankings, lads. Confirmation. It is known. Big up Schwifty and Glimbus for listening to the lore and listeners. The writers that were promised.

[@RollMeAFat1]

52:55 not only does Pusha T say he’s the night king, he also mentions winterfell, possibly revealing his plans

[@darthsnarf]

I'm going to listen to the Pusha T discography to see if there are any more hints for Winds of Winter

[@JJJJJVVVVVLLLLL]

@@darthsnarfwe will take what we can get nowadays

[@divkaur4410]

I literally yelled "THEY'RE BACK" 😂

[@oriaanhunter]

33:35 "I hope no one's eating right now" me, who just sat down at the table with my lunch:

[@Leakampff]

"You've got a red dot on your forehead too" 😳 "Oh that's always been there" "Oh right, I didn't know you were eh... hindu" 🫡 Lmaooooooo

[@ladyvimto5546]

Tyrion feasting in Illyrio manse is the best food description in the entire series! I’ve been eagerly awaiting this video. 🤤

[@fantasyhaven1]

Why does the thumbnail make this look like a mukbang video

[@romulusnuma116]

A mental mukbang video

[@billychops1280]

Lord Haven Im surprised to see you without Bittersteel around

[@Bubreherro]

I have now accepted that the only times I actually sleep at a ‘normal time’, these two get together

[@pooopile]

58:17 The bossest line uttered in ASOIAF is Ser Barristan's "Even now I could cut through the five of you as easy as a dagger cuts cheese" "Melt it down and add it to the others"

[@KlaraL-_-]

Glidus, I´ve listened to your new album and I really loved it! You´re so talented, all of the songs were lovely.

[@Glidus]

thank u :)

[@nebsirrah1234]

The gall of these two thinking they would do all of book five in an hour and 15 mins 😂

[@otissupreme7918]

(they did 3)

[@iainhansen1047]

I love that this food stream discusses two descriptions lol. Genuinely very entertaining content

[@reddest-x]

Im glad y'all got through like 4 whole descriptions

[@TheLizardofOzzz]

I just rewatched all the other food description videos last weekend so this is amazing

[@purplepanda8805]

can't wait for winds of winter food descriptions

[@jamesbell1206]

oh my sweet summer child

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

"Hmm yes, tastes like paper." --- Lord Glimbus, 3025

[@simcoe4045]

A pleasant surprise to wake up to. If only I had been awake to be there live.

[@morganhunt8051]

I was not expecting a Deltora quest reference but Schwift is right! There’s a wizard guarding one of the gems and he’s trapped there

[@fips4595]

30:52 something worth pointing out is that "sweetbreads" are neither sweet nor breads but calf brain

[@snowfall-love]

that name is insanely deceptive

[@fips4595]

@@snowfall-love welcome to gastronomy

[@Talesfromthefoodofficial]

Heard of lamb fries?

[@TheLANMAC]

38:30 I think Jorah is a Northerner for the sole reason that it will make Dany's attraction to Jon more natural. Jon being a surrogate son to Jeor is part of that I think. He's the Jorah that Dany and Jeor wish they had.

[@iAv0]

That is big and also true.

[@theshackledgamer799]

#FashionThrones Hello Glidus and Schwifty, it's ya Business-daddy, happy to see some new content. Way to go champ, you're doing it!👍

[@frankreilly1484]

Your point about wolves at 14:40 is interesting because western culture, especially American culture, used to vilify wolves the same way jackals were vilified as inherently evil, devilish, and cruel because they were predators, even though now we see them as the ancient Romans and Germanics saw them, as martial and noble.

[@deffdeff9520]

I was, indeed, having lunch while watching this. It was quite good ngl

[@Glidus]

what did you have? i had a chicken pesto roll for lunch

[@deffdeff9520]

@@Glidus Oh, I had Fleischlaberl, which is kinda like an Austrian variation on burger patties/ meatballs, with mashed potatoes. It was a readymade microwave meal tho (the Chef Menü ones are very delicious)

[@HOTD108_]

​@@deffdeff9520You know it's good if it came out of a microwave.

[@OneSockFellOff]

Thank you, thank you - so excited to both watch and re-watch multiple times!! 🍻

[@ChickenNugNugz2]

33:33 "I hope no one is eating right now" Mate I'm devouring an egg and bacon roll. Ain't gonna stop me

[@chloeleau]

I can’t believe I missed this, your streams got me through my last semester of college

[@olavisalomaa]

It's a good day when Glimbus and Schwifty collab

[@AmbeanWambulance]

YES NEW PART!!!!!

[@zoalina]

OMG I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS

[@anav.v.6763]

RETURN OF THE KINGS

[@Marci.B]

The double yeah at 31:05 is so cute

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

YES! The continuation of a discussion of the important things in life...

[@ruigerd]

The smell vs taste discussion was interesting, some companies actually sell water bottles that have swappable lids that release an aroma when drinking

[@rpproductions6241]

I always love coming back to these streams. But I HAVE to note that Tyrion DOES have blond and black hair in the books. It's mentioned on page 677 of a Dance With Dragons, and another spot in the boon mentions it in his beard as well.

[@Longshanks1690]

1:07:13 When Preston literally uploaded a video of him doing that like a couple of hours before they went live. 😂 Would obviously like to see you two doing that with him another time tho. 😅

[@TaliVarda100706]

Ive just woken up and am listening to this while eating breakfast

[@HoneyPiss]

When Winds comes out, the first review from Glidor and Schwimpft will be rating the food descriptions.

[@Hana9916]

The first WoW review will be from Glimbus, who will be eating the book

[@evancarlson5805]

The beautiful feast that traps you forever only makes me think of the beginning of Spirited Away

[@willem-janageling3907]

The world needs you!

[@javacup4178]

44:59 I think he might be thinking of the scene in Del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth. Where the MC has to sneak past the guy with eyeball hands?

[@RizzNoJutsu]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a new upload but I MISSED THE LIVE

[@MercedesJordy]

When are you guys gonna buy the ASOIAF cook books and review them?? Part 6!!!

[@megamovieman101]

My main takeaway is that we need to set Glidus up with Harry Lloyd ASAP

[@Augustmsb]

Damn you youtube algorithm for not delivering this video to me as soon as it went live this is by far the greatest content amongst all social media sites

[@swaggysons]

Finally I have a new video to watch 10x as I’m doing my makeup

[@andybandyb]

In the Varamyr chapter, I always read the wolf thinking: “save the best bits for his brother” as wolf-varamyr saving meat for man-Varamyr 🥹

[@donaldhanning1359]

"From the Starry Sept of OldTown came a proclamation to King Abomination" -Fire and Blood (Talking about King Aneys when he married his daughter Renys (I think) to his son Aegon)

[@TheStoneTargaryen]

I love that you essentially only did 3 meals though 🤣 can’t wait for the next one ❤

[@gingercatmandoo8317]

Can someone tell me why this is only 73 minutes?! I want my 4 hour mouth watering ramblings!!

[@housecat5689]

Holy crap welcome back I love you.

[@RBwilliamsproduction]

I love how they can only get through 7 food descriptions tops in one hour

[@jackthehumanofficial]

DELTORA QUEST MENTIONED 🥴🙏 childhood memories initiated

[@naeriface]

this series is a MUST

[@thedragondemands]

Lamprey pie sounds pretty good - it’s like eel, but moreso

[@crutterbeam]

too bad I missed the live stream but I'm delighted nonetheless to being able to listen to this wonderful piece of culinary literacy

[@buckfastbjork6968]

Nah why am I hearing the words Deltora Quest from schwifty and gliduses mouth😭😭 2024 can’t get any more bizarre I stg

[@elimoods3857]

They post when needed most

[@glitchkrown]

Finding out there was a new stream made my day! YAY

[@dreadman1000]

Now I have to watch the Deltora Quest anime again

[@Glidus]

THERE'S AN ANIME???

[@dreadman1000]

​@@Glidusoh yeah! I saw it on some streaming site years ago. Blew my fucking mind!

[@shinjinobrave]

The rapper who is most likely to be Rhaegar is Travis Scott: Killing people through his irresponsible actions and bad planning.

[@Glidus]

yeowch

[@Zacahorse]

Ser Talbert Serry is the best knight in the series

[@talosisoursavior3061]

i expect a 6th asoiaf food review for Winds next week

[@kiwikiller318]

Amazing as always, still waiting for the ranking of every architectural description though

[@grubeater8942]

watched this video with my lizard he loves to listen to you guys

[@Argos-xb8ek]

28:36 More akin to the Odyssey where they got marooned on an island and there was a banquet hall that if you ate the food there you would never leave.

[@AppaRappah]

58:45 idk if this happens in the book or just the show but for me it’s the one Lord who challenges Robb then Greywind bites several fingers off and he just goes “His bite….is FUCKing tough” and then everything is just fine lol

[@snally6111]

@gloidy, I think that Veremir saving the best bits for his brother, is meant to be an aspect of his humanity, showing that both sides are equally represented

[@lukaslambs5780]

Glidus the type of guy to excitedly proclaim the note in which he moans during coitus (My little Aussie king has perfect pitch)

[@thereduno7591]

ASOIAF Drip/Fasion Tier List incoming 🔥

[@mymic208]

@14:49 I believe Reindeer are the first large animal that we have evidence that humans domesticated.

[@LatinaLover246]

I’m so sad I followed right at the end but now I have a whole hour of the asoiaf dads let’s gooooo

[@amandaofhouserobinson6707]

Always love this !! ❤😊

[@LionOfGondor]

Why did KZbin not notify me of this till now!!!! Ajficjdjdkdjck

[@brettd2308]

I have been waiting for this.

[@RizzNoJutsu]

52:57 you hear that everyone? 2 months time another glimbus video, we will be waiting

[@Glidus]

i only said that because around 2 months from now is April 1

[@RizzNoJutsu]

@@Glidus oohhhh you dastardly rascal, done pranked us. P.S. love you glimbo, been listening to Materia and your new EP. Keep up the good work my guy

[@HelciusCabral]

I really like you guys, I don't have the means to ask this via superchat, but I would really like to know what both of you would like too see from GRRM in a hypothetical landscape of him having already finished and delivered ASOIAF fully (let's include his other Westeros stories that are also incomplete)... more WOIAF stuff? more Fire and Blood? Another thing entirely? Me particularly, I would love to see him come back to his sci-fi short stories. Maybe in the 1000 Worlds like Tuf 2, or Wo and Shade from Sandkings (they were supposed to come back on other stories), or even something unrelated but still having that great horror sci-fi feel he got so nicely

[@darthsnarf]

Nice job on your ep Glidus

[@Gingersnackpack]

George has some bangers for sure but I started reading a Song for Lya and had to stop at “she smiled that sexy child smile” (barely paraphrased)

[@aRogueTea]

ASOIAF fashion stream next!

[@Randombugg]

Well now i'm hungry

[@rachelcatrin]

CANT BELIEVE I MISSED BY 40 MINS

[@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309]

THEY'RE BACK

[@Jungkimhunts]

I thought I missed a bunch of the stream when I fell asleep during the super chat reading but no I didn’t miss anything…😂

[@AbbyTheMusical]

I can’t believe we got another one of these streams. 😂

[@weeoth8380]

Horse ranking when?

[@timaldridge6505]

April fool's day for sure!

[@1275spiderman]

The Biggie Reference.. lmao 😂

[@den-uo3yz]

i love your videos a parasocial amount

[@serbobertross5948]

Yipee we’re back

[@miketrujillo3677]

Im literally wetting my breaches rn

[@Sugarspoon18]

AHHHHHHHH New stream. So lovely, keep em coming, thank you and goodbye. =)

[@Randombugg]

Can't believe this isn't the last one of this series, oh well more streams for us🎉

[@masonbanks5060]

We need another “Draw the Generated Theory” video!