🥨 ASOIAF FOOD: EPISODE V - THE MEALS STRIKE BACK 🥨 ft.

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0:00 Food descriptions
35:44 Answering donations

[@timaldridge6505]

The world needs the Valentine's Day Spicy Review.

[@megamovieman101]

Nooo I eat while I listen to these 😂 the fashion one is much safer

[@lukaslambs5780]

Fat pink mast is S tier romance

[@darthsnarf]

Eventually the fandom will have each molecule in existence ranked and tiered

[@sarawinkle5064]

Best horses is coming. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[@thomaswillard6267]

​@sarawinkle5064 no word of a lie, I would watch several hours of that commentary by Glimbo and Cntrl+C

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

6:27 I hope you're not joking, because I would *love* an entire series of fashion review streams.

[@aroguetea3580]

yes pls

[@victormeunier9075]

Tumblr turtlepaced is doing some nice ones in her chapter reviews. :)

[@jowjaaa4963]

​@@victormeunier9075 would you mind providing a link if possible? I searched up the blog but I can't find any chap reviews so not sure if I found the right account

[@Longshanks1690]

I really think they underestimate their ability to make genuinely entertaining streams out of the most random stuff. 😂

[@jackthehumanofficial]

i second this

[@rhiannongreen2642]

Fun Fact: I met Prince Phillip when he was alive and the only thing he said to me (referring to the girl next to me who spent a year and a half training to be a chef) "Never trust a skinny cook"

[@willkp50]

I met him when he was dead, but he didn’t say anything to me

[@zoinks2607]

The pure dopamine that started coursing through my veins when I saw you two scamps had another live up

[@hillbillypowpow]

I think Tyrion's hesitation to eat the potentially poisonous mushroom is to show that while Tyrion is contemplating doing it himself, he would never allow someone else to kill him. He would not tolerate another person to Rob him of that agency, even if he thinks it's what he wants.

[@garrettrakoff1199]

I really like this analysis of Tyrion’s character I think it tracks perfectly. Based only on the context of the chapter it reads to me like it’s serves as a sort of existential crossroad for Tyrion where he has to consciously choose to continue living.

[@ShubertReads]

-Wrigleys Gum "It's better than eating people!"

[@CustardCream515]

You seem very sure of that

[@hillbillypowpow]

Marginally

[@ranfan1820]

Wrigley's Bum

[@divkaur4410]

I literally yelled "THEY'RE BACK" 😂

[@theaizere]

dad and daddy are back at it again

[@JohnThacker-qi4gp]

they belong together

[@acatonawall3938]

They’re gonna do the fashion rankings, lads. Confirmation. It is known. Big up Schwifty and Glimbus for listening to the lore and listeners. The writers that were promised.

[@fantasyhaven1]

Why does the thumbnail make this look like a mukbang video

[@romulusnuma116]

A mental mukbang video

[@billychops1280]

Lord Haven Im surprised to see you without Bittersteel around

[@jackthehumanofficial]

DYNAMIC DUO AT IT AGAIN WOO

[@oriaanhunter]

33:35 "I hope no one's eating right now" me, who just sat down at the table with my lunch:

[@RollMeAFat1]

52:55 not only does Pusha T say he’s the night king, he also mentions winterfell, possibly revealing his plans

[@darthsnarf]

I'm going to listen to the Pusha T discography to see if there are any more hints for Winds of Winter

[@JJJJJVVVVVLLLLL]

@@darthsnarfwe will take what we can get nowadays

[@nebsirrah1234]

The gall of these two thinking they would do all of book five in an hour and 15 mins 😂

[@otissupreme7918]

(they did 3)

[@purplepanda8805]

can't wait for winds of winter food descriptions

[@jamesbell1206]

oh my sweet summer child

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

"Hmm yes, tastes like paper." --- Lord Glimbus, 3025

[@liamkampff1]

"You've got a red dot on your forehead too" 😳 "Oh that's always been there" "Oh right, I didn't know you were eh... hindu" 🫡 Lmaooooooo

[@ladyvimto5546]

Tyrion feasting in Illyrio manse is the best food description in the entire series! I’ve been eagerly awaiting this video. 🤤

[@lukaslambs5780]

Glidus the type of guy to excitedly proclaim the note in which he moans during coitus (My little Aussie king has perfect pitch)

[@reddest-x]

Im glad y'all got through like 4 whole descriptions

[@Bubreherro]

I have now accepted that the only times I actually sleep at a ‘normal time’, these two get together

[@morganhunt8051]

I was not expecting a Deltora quest reference but Schwift is right! There’s a wizard guarding one of the gems and he’s trapped there

[@simcoe4045]

A pleasant surprise to wake up to. If only I had been awake to be there live.

[@fips4595]

30:52 something worth pointing out is that "sweetbreads" are neither sweet nor breads but calf brain

[@pooopile]

58:17 The bossest line uttered in ASOIAF is Ser Barristan's "Even now I could cut through the five of you as easy as a dagger cuts cheese" "Melt it down and add it to the others"

[@deffdeff9520]

I was, indeed, having lunch while watching this. It was quite good ngl

[@Glidus]

what did you have? i had a chicken pesto roll for lunch

[@deffdeff9520]

@@Glidus Oh, I had Fleischlaberl, which is kinda like an Austrian variation on burger patties/ meatballs, with mashed potatoes. It was a readymade microwave meal tho (the Chef Menü ones are very delicious)

[@HOTD108_]

​@@deffdeff9520You know it's good if it came out of a microwave.

[@iainhansen1047]

I love that this food stream discusses two descriptions lol. Genuinely very entertaining content

[@MercedesJordy]

When are you guys gonna buy the ASOIAF cook books and review them?? Part 6!!!

[@TheLizardofOzzz]

I just rewatched all the other food description videos last weekend so this is amazing

[@AmbeanWambulance]

YES NEW PART!!!!!

[@olavisalomaa]

It's a good day when Glimbus and Schwifty collab

[@ruigerd]

The smell vs taste discussion was interesting, some companies actually sell water bottles that have swappable lids that release an aroma when drinking

[@ChickenNugNugz2]

33:33 "I hope no one is eating right now" Mate I'm devouring an egg and bacon roll. Ain't gonna stop me

[@dreadman1000]

Now I have to watch the Deltora Quest anime again

[@Glidus]

THERE'S AN ANIME???

[@dreadman1000]

​@@Glidusoh yeah! I saw it on some streaming site years ago. Blew my fucking mind!

[@OneSockFellOff]

Thank you, thank you - so excited to both watch and re-watch multiple times!! 🍻

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

YES! The continuation of a discussion of the important things in life...

[@theshackledgamer799]

#FashionThrones Hello Glidus and Schwifty, it's ya Business-daddy, happy to see some new content. Way to go champ, you're doing it!👍

[@jordanmertens8972]

When Winds comes out, the first review from Glidor and Schwimpft will be rating the food descriptions.

[@Hana9916]

The first WoW review will be from Glimbus, who will be eating the book

[@anav.v.6763]

RETURN OF THE KINGS

[@zoaline]

OMG I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS

[@KlaraL-_-]

Glidus, I´ve listened to your new album and I really loved it! You´re so talented, all of the songs were lovely.

[@Glidus]

thank u :)

[@frankreilly1484]

Your point about wolves at 14:40 is interesting because western culture, especially American culture, used to vilify wolves the same way jackals were vilified as inherently evil, devilish, and cruel because they were predators, even though now we see them as the ancient Romans and Germanics saw them, as martial and noble.

[@chloeleau]

I can’t believe I missed this, your streams got me through my last semester of college

[@WrightMarcel]

The double yeah at 31:05 is so cute

[@TaliVarda100706]

Ive just woken up and am listening to this while eating breakfast

[@tarlochansingh620]

Glides and Shwifty are just two pals making the most offensive funny jokes 😅

[@buckfastbjork6968]

Nah why am I hearing the words Deltora Quest from schwifty and gliduses mouth😭😭 2024 can’t get any more bizarre I stg

[@willem-janageling3907]

The world needs you!

[@talosisoursavior3061]

i expect a 6th asoiaf food review for Winds next week

[@Longshanks1690]

1:07:13 When Preston literally uploaded a video of him doing that like a couple of hours before they went live. 😂 Would obviously like to see you two doing that with him another time tho. 😅

[@Nick-xe8rx]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a new upload but I MISSED THE LIVE

[@TheStoneTargaryen]

I love that you essentially only did 3 meals though 🤣 can’t wait for the next one ❤

[@RBwilliamsproduction]

I love how they can only get through 7 food descriptions tops in one hour

[@amandaofhouserobinson6707]

Always love this !! ❤😊

[@crutterbeam]

too bad I missed the live stream but I'm delighted nonetheless to being able to listen to this wonderful piece of culinary literacy

[@megamovieman101]

My main takeaway is that we need to set Glidus up with Harry Lloyd ASAP

[@sophiabildner2479]

Finally I have a new video to watch 10x as I’m doing my makeup

[@rpproductions6241]

I always love coming back to these streams. But I HAVE to note that Tyrion DOES have blond and black hair in the books. It's mentioned on page 677 of a Dance With Dragons, and another spot in the boon mentions it in his beard as well.

[@glitchkrown]

Finding out there was a new stream made my day! YAY

[@evancarlson5805]

The beautiful feast that traps you forever only makes me think of the beginning of Spirited Away

[@phillipthompson5937]

What?!?! I'm a month late to the food description party. WHAT THE HELL, KZbin!! Side note: You dude's should do a podcast/chat with Quinn's Ideas now that Dune part 2 is out. Great movie!

[@Itiswutitis666]

Yeahhh same i didnt know there was a livestream...A MONTH AGO 💀💀💀 the algorithm is caught slacking fr

[@kiwikiller318]

Amazing as always, still waiting for the ranking of every architectural description though

[@brettd2308]

I have been waiting for this.

[@gingercatmandoo8317]

Can someone tell me why this is only 73 minutes?! I want my 4 hour mouth watering ramblings!!

[@darthsnarf]

Nice job on your ep Glidus

[@Augustmsb]

Damn you youtube algorithm for not delivering this video to me as soon as it went live this is by far the greatest content amongst all social media sites

[@housecat5689]

Holy crap welcome back I love you.

[@LatinaLover246]

I’m so sad I followed right at the end but now I have a whole hour of the asoiaf dads let’s gooooo

[@mymic208]

@14:49 I believe Reindeer are the first large animal that we have evidence that humans domesticated.

[@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309]

THEY'RE BACK

[@weeoth8380]

Horse ranking when?

[@timaldridge6505]

April fool's day for sure!

[@Randombugg]

Well now i'm hungry

[@elimoods3857]

They post when needed most

[@Nick-xe8rx]

52:57 you hear that everyone? 2 months time another glimbus video, we will be waiting

[@Glidus]

i only said that because around 2 months from now is April 1

[@Nick-xe8rx]

@@Glidus oohhhh you dastardly rascal, done pranked us. P.S. love you glimbo, been listening to Materia and your new EP. Keep up the good work my guy

[@reallyFrogman]

Now all I want is Season 6 Episode 9 and 10 Pisstake. Edit: Nevermind, I just realised you didn't even get through 5 chapters.

[@DanteHellDrive]

How did i fucking missed this!? Maybe i was too drenched in Glidus's EP

[@AbbyTheMusical]

I can’t believe we got another one of these streams. 😂

[@aroguetea3580]

ASOIAF fashion stream next!

[@rachelcatrin]

CANT BELIEVE I MISSED BY 40 MINS

[@thedragondemands5186]

Lamprey pie sounds pretty good - it’s like eel, but moreso

[@1275spiderman]

The Biggie Reference.. lmao 😂

[@naeriface]

this series is a MUST

[@HelciusCabral]

I really like you guys, I don't have the means to ask this via superchat, but I would really like to know what both of you would like too see from GRRM in a hypothetical landscape of him having already finished and delivered ASOIAF fully (let's include his other Westeros stories that are also incomplete)... more WOIAF stuff? more Fire and Blood? Another thing entirely? Me particularly, I would love to see him come back to his sci-fi short stories. Maybe in the 1000 Worlds like Tuf 2, or Wo and Shade from Sandkings (they were supposed to come back on other stories), or even something unrelated but still having that great horror sci-fi feel he got so nicely

[@snally6111]

@gloidy, I think that Veremir saving the best bits for his brother, is meant to be an aspect of his humanity, showing that both sides are equally represented

[@grubeater8942]

watched this video with my lizard he loves to listen to you guys

[@Zacahorse]

Ser Talbert Serry is the best knight in the series

[@iainhansen1047]

Hyped

[@AppaRappah]

58:45 idk if this happens in the book or just the show but for me it’s the one Lord who challenges Robb then Greywind bites several fingers off and he just goes “His bite….is FUCKing tough” and then everything is just fine lol

[@Gingersnackpack]

George has some bangers for sure but I started reading a Song for Lya and had to stop at “she smiled that sexy child smile” (barely paraphrased)

[@SikhiJedi]

Why did KZbin not notify me of this till now!!!! Ajficjdjdkdjck

[@vicentetorres3888]

Ustedes son el mejor duo

[@serbobertross5948]

Yipee we’re back

[@thereduno7591]

ASOIAF Drip/Fasion Tier List incoming 🔥

[@shinjinobrave]

The rapper who is most likely to be Rhaegar is Travis Scott: Killing people through his irresponsible actions and bad planning.

[@Glidus]

yeowch

[@Randombugg]

Can't believe this isn't the last one of this series, oh well more streams for us🎉

[@jackthehumanofficial]

DELTORA QUEST MENTIONED 🥴🙏 childhood memories initiated

[@jolinefields3460]

Wow spoil us rotten❤

[@richardtabor8686]

Yuuussss!!

[@Jungkimhunts]

I thought I missed a bunch of the stream when I fell asleep during the super chat reading but no I didn’t miss anything…😂

[@Andre_APM]

Glidus had to Glide away at the end