Well, there it is Amigos: I think we’ve finally found our editor’s physical limit! He was a family man with a steely resolve, three kids and courage under fire. He’s nothing but husk now; shattered to so many smithereens that while we may be able to paste him back together with dollar bills and his favourite glue, he will never be the same again…. BUT….. that Grass Section was totally worth it amirite? His name’s Dan, Dan the Shattered Man - show him some love down below, won’tcha? Edit: We've started a Discord Server.... and have no idea what we're doing! We're looking for a little help hitting 100K subs over here and hashing out what we're going to be getting up to while shattered Dan touches some grass. Come kick ass and chew bubblegum: discord.com/invite/yRkz4YjENk
@HuskySansVergogne2 күн бұрын
F for Dan
@PawełPsot2 күн бұрын
F for Dan
@Relt882 күн бұрын
Job Well Done Sir!! i salute you!!
@nicholasdrury71552 күн бұрын
F for Dan. Thank you for your sacrifice. o7
@thundermg52032 күн бұрын
Im in tears lmfao ! great work
@EldenLord.2 күн бұрын
Holy shit that last Outlaws scene with the grass, I am dying 🤣🤣🤣
@carloszerpa23122 күн бұрын
Bro, I'm hollering
@TheRedRaven_2 күн бұрын
The "murder grass" lmfao
@do_minguez2 күн бұрын
I could easily watch several episodes of it!
@Visceral662 күн бұрын
yoooo lmfao
@deeeeee471612 күн бұрын
Me toooooo xDDDD
@vevisar2 күн бұрын
"If you'd split the budget of Concord across 100 games you'd get 1 worth playing." Jesus, that's brutal. Imagine making 100 $4,000,000 games and only 1 turns out good 😂
@krisztiannemeth68752 күн бұрын
It was the fairest point that has been ever made about concord
@_vofyКүн бұрын
The amount of stuff you could get with a concord budget...
@staomruelКүн бұрын
tbf, they said 'at least 1'
@austinm56307 сағат бұрын
And yet, that would still be 1 more successful game than Concord.
@piotrmajewski59782 күн бұрын
"None of this is real" ? - Still trying to find something fake here...And I feel we are still far from the bottom.
@Isnogood122 күн бұрын
The purest form of satire is the naked truth.
@carlstanford76072 күн бұрын
Perfect comment
@libertyprime99002 күн бұрын
This absolutely needs to go viral
@TheMTSilver2 күн бұрын
The muppets roasting the Game Awards was a real thing. I still cannot believe they allowed it. It was easily the best part of the entire show.
@nathank22892 күн бұрын
Those first 3 minutes were better than the whole award show. It would be great if the industry was that self aware
@luvhair2552 күн бұрын
This video was what we all deserved.
@thedarkderp2520Күн бұрын
I think the show was actually pretty good this year usually I'm in the boat of it being bad and it was a nice touch to roast themselves through the muppets but i still wish they'd get rid of them and just have someone actually funny do it
@carloszerpa23122 күн бұрын
For an Unscripted video this script was phenomenal
@TriggerHippie2 күн бұрын
How does this channel not have more subs and views? Criminally underrated.
@KillerPojo122 күн бұрын
to suggest that cyberpunk had no story is... absolutely insane. probably the most dense and emotional story of any game I have played but hey. that's me.
@cael_842 күн бұрын
Yeah, wtf
@emreyuksel746623 сағат бұрын
Mass effect trilogy & TLOU 😂
@NeedSpeed392 күн бұрын
"i eat shit like you for breakfast" "you eat shit for breakfast?" 😂
@mikereiche19162 күн бұрын
Alter ich werd nicht mehr.
@thedarkderp25202 күн бұрын
Happy Gilmore reference was the last thing i expected to see here 😂
@divinecomedian22 күн бұрын
@@thedarkderp2520 unexpected but quite welcome
@silentnative01342 күн бұрын
This is the real game awards. Thank you for speaking for us gamers.
@Mordikay2112 күн бұрын
Finally the real awards that makes sense.
@FearfulEntertainment2 күн бұрын
GG on the grass scene fam. Loved it!
@mrhypenight2 күн бұрын
Finally, the video I’ve been waiting for all year. Thank you so much for this awesome content!!! Keep it up!
@horizonikiКүн бұрын
not even a week into January we already have an instant 2025 KZbin classic
@Lenniitsch20 сағат бұрын
You've outdone yourself with this one! Pure gold!
@Relt882 күн бұрын
Bwahahaha!! 🤣 Damn! If Star Wars Outlaws actually HAD those dialogues i would buy it and play it non-stop in a heartbeat!! 🤪
@Yas-sx6rmКүн бұрын
Like Asmon said when reacting to your 2023 video "This has no right to be this good!". Well done once again sir!
@nexotopeКүн бұрын
The editing was beyond perfect, great job clipping in the band and Todd etc. a real trip for sure!
@Andriej692 күн бұрын
This channel is criminally underrated
@bikkyychaudhry45102 күн бұрын
God... That last outlaw section with Arnold Troopers was GOLD!! 😂😂
@Aerenin2 күн бұрын
Unscripted my dude. This is just yet another example how important your videos are to help the gaming world recover, even as it has nosedived for near 10 years now.,
@marwanalshafei38622 күн бұрын
That last bit with Star Wars Outlaws was perfection 💀💀 I lost it 😂😂
@inicsan41252 күн бұрын
"You eat sh¡t for breakfast?"🤣
@Cyber_Scorpion2 күн бұрын
amazing job as always. that outlaws scene was hilarious. kudos
@Relinthice2 күн бұрын
thanks for uploading this, missed it live
@reireireireireireireireirei2 күн бұрын
Brilliant vid as always! You're the hero we all need and don't deserve.
@shannonwilliams72492 күн бұрын
The jazz band clipped in and out. The T Howard flashes. Some kind of new epileptic art form you’re assembling, all these videos. Truly wondrous stuff. Hysterical, terrifying.
@luvhair2552 күн бұрын
If this becomes a yearly thing that is done, I'm so here for it. Miles more fun and interesting than TGA and top notch voice work. Glitch of the Year has become my favorite awards show at this point, no contest. Reminds me of old Devolver presentations, which I miss dearly. You guys keep it up, this stuff is peak!
@stonesteppinКүн бұрын
The REAL game awards. I love your work. Please continue helping us laugh through the pain.
@Gambit24832 күн бұрын
😂 Bro, you deserve WAY more subs. Hilarious as always 🙏
@stuff4everКүн бұрын
Retired Arnold almost made me poop my pants over here, omg. Thank you, Dan, you marvelous broken man you
@dextervenske572 күн бұрын
The grass scene with Outlaws was gold xD It was more entertaining than the entire games dialogue
@MerdaLegal2 күн бұрын
Man, your videos are getting better and funnier XD... I wouldn´t be surprised if The game awards called you to roast them next show.
@luvhair2552 күн бұрын
They are cowards, they'd never do it :(
@TheUKmoody21 сағат бұрын
I need full release of "White Folks" - LOVE IT
@TheCrazyCartModChannel2 күн бұрын
Dude you guys just keep getting better, and better and BETTER! I love it so much!
@lofilevelling78302 күн бұрын
"you play games because games are part of your identity" 🤮🤮🤮
@terotimonen84652 күн бұрын
this video made the 2024 worthwhile! 🥳
@smokerjoe68412 күн бұрын
amazing like always
@v4vannatta5212 күн бұрын
Wonderfully crafted! A+! Happy new year buddy and thanks for the laughs!
@Moeron862 күн бұрын
This should be shared with every dev/publisher you know😅
@PhrooberCZ2 күн бұрын
As always , great work 😎
@ashroskell2 күн бұрын
The, “murder grass,” was so funny I shat myself! Thank you.
@clemguitarechal2 күн бұрын
Happy new year everyone ! And thanks for this beautifuly absurd montage :D
@swedishZ0mBi32 күн бұрын
Todd "the seagul" Howard always bringing the A game
@Stormdevil922 күн бұрын
Love this! Thanks for the content. Keep up the amazing work you do!
@mateusgodoy50602 күн бұрын
Starting 2025 with a banger! What a perfect start!
@ViolenVaymire2 күн бұрын
omg that starwars Arnold bit was fantastic! I wouldn't mind a Vid of just that to show my friends lol
@shahroozleon90982 күн бұрын
join me in the parking to congratulate space marine
@hangman9001Күн бұрын
"None of this is real" "Why is Phil Spencer here? XBOX hasnt won an award here for the last 10 years". Oooffff
@picolotight2def2 күн бұрын
12:53 i need a Murder Grass t-shirt!
@jsmith434w2 күн бұрын
dude this is brilliant. well done
@shannonwilliams72492 күн бұрын
It’s a blessed day when one of these drops. So strong. Todd Howard open made my week. Thank you!!
@clemguitarechal2 күн бұрын
"You eat shit for breakfast ?"
@FearfulEntertainment2 күн бұрын
an old Happy Gilmore reference.
@Mckadow2 күн бұрын
Wiggle wiggle my dizzle is my fav snoop catchphrase.
@joejjj43782 күн бұрын
whenever people talk about the game awards in a serious context I always have to send them an unscripted video and a crowbcat video. you guys are doing god's work
@lolwtfldr32 күн бұрын
This is awesome! Thank you!
@daviddamasceno60632 күн бұрын
When the stuff you make feels so real you have to actually state out loud it is not so people won't get confused 😂
@ekcman2 күн бұрын
That roast would be the first draft script NGL.
@flanell882 күн бұрын
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" 🤣
@arcangelus60082 күн бұрын
Is Time like this I'm glad that I saw it through Asmon this was the best subscription I have ever made dude your videos are hilarious 🤣
@melonetankberry52112 күн бұрын
happy new year.
@deekin21342 күн бұрын
For real though, guys. The parking lot tonight at 9 o'clock. For the Emperor!
@blitzblotz93032 күн бұрын
The only thing that looks older than Todd is the Creation Engine
@moffant49162 күн бұрын
This was so good, well done.
@GL-DeathLord2 күн бұрын
I wait for these every year!!1 (my first video watched on YT ever)
@GA-br8wj2 күн бұрын
Todd Howard is a glitch, a very tiny glitch but extremely sore
@unimusha772 күн бұрын
Thanks Dan the shattered. Hope 2025 is kind to you and your family 💓!!!
@johncappt2 күн бұрын
This was legitimately fucking genius.
@Prinz_Kasper2 күн бұрын
Playing the King's Row main title during the Star wars segment is both a clever way to avoid copyright claims, and also a funny burn to just bow blatantly John Williams copied it lol
@robuzzed2 күн бұрын
Is it just me or is this hell of a concept for a real show? Geoff trying to do an upbeat show while being beakseated by some muppets? I would watch the adverts on that show…
@thenecrophymm65912 күн бұрын
Indeed - love seeing my boys!
@UnkommonSense-z5e2 күн бұрын
If you can't afford to pay for internet and console storage expansion. You can't afford to partake in the hobby of gaming anymore. For some reason, we've had over a decade now of games continuously being released unfinished, and it's your responsibility to be able to pay hundreds and hundreds of extra dollars in order to make up for the developer's failures. No other job besides game development is it ok to constantly release broken products, make the consumer pay for your mistakes, keep your job, get paid for it, and go to award shows every year to be rewarded for your mistakes. Unfortunately, I can't help but notice that half the blame is on the gaming community for lacking the discipline to vote with their wallets. If they did, things wouldn't be this bad for so long. It's not like there wasn't decades where games weren't released until they worked properly.
@louniis2 күн бұрын
That Snoop Dogg song need to go viral 😆😆
@lemmingboy152 күн бұрын
New Unscripted video I immediately watch and like.
@darkarchon28412 күн бұрын
I remember Inquisition... what a piece of shit game it was. How far we've fallen indeed that that garbage is remembered as GOOD game!
@Kasper08222 күн бұрын
It somehow got better in recent years. I didn't finish it back in the day because Witcher 3 was so much better that I didn't want to look at it again. It didn't seem so bad when I finally tried it again 2 years ago, when compared to some of the slop that comes out these days.
@sharemation53392 күн бұрын
@@Kasper0822 that exactly the point.
@frapuzКүн бұрын
It's because it's not bad, just a little bloated. There's something to be said about the story being locked in the dlcs, but now you can get the goty edition for 5$, and it's totally worth the price
@dylives7667Күн бұрын
In reality, Waldorf and Statler mildly roasted TGA. Here, they straight up did a live cremation.
@Tylobic2 күн бұрын
12:41 "You eat shit for breakfast?" LMFAO That sounds like Jerma though, interesting xD
@EyesOfByes2 күн бұрын
So...The stage looks like Scientology this year
@hokagab2 күн бұрын
One of 2024's best rejects escaped to 2025.
@tiagopassarela2 күн бұрын
You guys forgot to change Swen's speech
@andredaniel95402 күн бұрын
Hehe, so basically they did not have to change Sven's message but just paraphrased it a bit :D.
@Soul-Hook2 күн бұрын
Your editor's suffering was well worth it, my man! I needed that laugh.
@sqlevolicious2 күн бұрын
The gaming industry is a joke, and I'm glad that there isn't anything worth playing anymore. I went out and found better hobbies.
@cattysplat2 күн бұрын
The award show we deserve for our wonderful AAA industry.
@clemguitarechal2 күн бұрын
Thanks for the discovery of Yarin Primak ! "Flex" is dope !
@mamochka19952 күн бұрын
LEGEND
@djslip_irie2 күн бұрын
Brilliant! 🎉
@LordDrakkon12 күн бұрын
Unscripted imho this is the best video of 2025!
@Brorahm2 күн бұрын
another masterpiece
@ThePomcio2 күн бұрын
I didn't watch the gala live, so thanks for the recap. Good show.
@meatsplashКүн бұрын
@1:42 Remember when the stories made you feel stuff? @@3:47 RIP @4:08 Dance fools! @7:37 Perfection 8:22 into the 'become an ambulance' realm @12:25 OH MY GOD THE MURDER GRASS! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
@cappasgtgaming2 күн бұрын
I really do like these videos. Cheers
@user-cz9jf1ec8s2 күн бұрын
I clicked and I am only 1 second into the video, and I am already regretting it. Fucking take my soul brothers.
@johnkiba44062 күн бұрын
you deserve many millions of subs
@keirbourne53232 күн бұрын
Pure Art
@picolotight2def2 күн бұрын
6:49 this so good i forgot this was about the glitch of the year 😂