God Creates Countries [Binge Compilation]

[@hannahscott6198]

Country List: 0:53 Greenland/Iceland 1:07 Russia 1:29 Greece 1:58 Antarctica 2:13 Finland 2:34 Japan 3:20 Ireland 3:57 USA 4:33 Canada 5:02 Australia 5:45 Colombia 6:17 Denmark/Legos 6:42 Brazil 7:21 Vietnam 7:55 New Zealand =D 8:18 Philippines 8:46 England 9:26 Indonesia 9:41 Italy 10:35 Poland 10:45 Nigeria 11:06 Estonia 11:31 Singapore 11:58 Netherlands 12:27 Portugal 12:50 Cambodia 13:28 Israel 13:55 Vatican City 14:42 HELL tbh this took 20 years y'all better appreciate. Edit 1: spelling Edit 2: spelling again because I'm an idiot

[@tarangshankar1777]

Omg thanx🤒😭😭

[@hannahscott6198]

@LUNA CROATIA Croatia is not in the video and I couldn't find it online either sorry :/

[@prasoongarg2901]

India isn't there

[@ankita7342]

I do appreciate. India ain't there, so I'm out. Thanks!

[@nochuisthejam6968]

couldnt find mine. Im out

[@dmittleman9757]

God Creating Atlantis Angel: Oh, you made a country on your own. God: Take a look! It’s on an island so it’s got great beaches and colorful plants and animals. Angel: Okay... God: They’ve got a rich culture with tons of temples and castles. Angel: I see. God: And there a ton of brilliant scientists and artists living here. Angel: Where’s the catch? God: That’s it! Angel: Really? No crazy weather? No weird rules or deadly wars? God: Nope! Angel: Really...? This is kind of great! God: I know, this is my best work yet! Angel: I agree. So where are you going to put it? God: Riiiight here! God: *accidentally spills water over Atlantis* ... ... Angel:...At least you tried.

[@Fruitless1]

D Mittleman it be better if he did it on purpose

[@emilianogarcia2736]

Lol funny af

[@kevl4n109]

D Mittleman amazing

[@sonnysund]

XD

[@gemzanefanofkindness14]

Poseidon: God what happened to all those people ? God: it's your fault bye!

[@anyareyes2663]

God creates Wakanda: God: Okay, take some land and cover it with the best metal ever! Angel: okay cool God: Now, fill it with beautiful, smart, and powerful people! Angel: Ooh nice one. God: Now make it fictional. Angel: AAAA-

[@lixonzito2481]

Marble Witch AHAHAHAHA

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Too good to be true...

[@amytheststardarlingsaske-s574]

WAKANDA FOREVER

[@Beexu]

Hell yes

[@sitinurhasanah2344]

God creating hogwarts G : do you remember the country that beautuful men are born? A : yes G : make a portal to a school from a train station A : wow. Cool! G : the school which contain magic brooms, talking paintings, and magic A : kinda creepy. But it's ok, since you're the god G : and don't forget this thing A : ok...... what is it? G : it's a fiction land and call it hogwarts A : wait, why? It was awsome :( G : JUST DO IT A : ok

[@nirutivan9811]

God creating Switzerland and Liechtenstein G: create a little country in the mountains. A: Okay G: let them be rich. A: Sounds good G: Let them make chocolate,cheese and watches. A: this seems to be a really great country G: Now add an almost direct democracy and let them stay neutral A: Wow, you can do nice... G: And now copy paste this, remove the chocolate cheese and watches part, replace the democracy with a monarchy and make this copy very little. A: Really?

[@xavionvynne370]

FUCK YOU, I WAS GOING TO DO LIECHTENSTEIN

[@beaniewearingtrashcat8066]

@@xavionvynne370 AY *smacks* NO SWEARING

[@xavionvynne370]

@@beaniewearingtrashcat8066 shush gacha

[@beaniewearingtrashcat8066]

Xavion Vynné Okay

[@pminora1876]

When u live in a family, your dad speak Javanese, your mother speak Lampung, your grandma speak komering, your older brother speak fluent Javanese, your second brother speak batak and you only kid who speak indonesian and Palembang

[@suuks444]

how’s that life for ya? 😂

[@slmaazzhr.6358]

oof, even my family only speaks Indonesian and a little bit of Javanese

[@mzoqt4190]

I feel ya dude, I feel ya

[@naylaharahap525]

Ikr:”(

[@potatonewbies6286]

My dad speak Chinese Hokkien, my mom speak javanese, my grandma speak sundanese, my uncle speak madura and im the one in the family who can only speak Malaysian Melayu and Chinese Mandarin.. mind telling me how hard it is life for me?

[@JonathanChanMT]

Creating Germany: G: remember that tentacle porn country? A: the technologically advanced one? Yes. G: make another one of those. But with out the animations and tentacle porn A: not bad G: give them a super rich culture. A:okay G: and make great beer. A: Nice! I like the change- G: make their language sound like they're always angry at everything. A: but- G: NOW MAKE BLAMED FOR STARTING THE BIGGEST WAR IN HISTORY. A: Oh come on! G: TWICE

[@pieceofbread5686]

Love that TWICE.

[@saltysalt8674]

as a history enthusiast i have to say, austria started the first one, but i guess the countries are really similar anyways

[@JonathanChanMT]

Salty Salt yeah me too, but I couldn't think of anything to fix it till now, is it better now (I just changed it to say blamed)

[@Prorok-fe9sw]

Salty Salt Not Austria but Serbia

[@emilianogarcia2736]

Lmao

[@scrumdelicious]

God creating China G: CtrlC, CtrlV A:God no

[@blitzkrieq8931]

lmao

[@th3_g0th60]

God making France God: Make it really confusing and unpredictable when it comes to weather. Angels: Alright?.. God: Now, make it a place people imagine going for honeymoons, romantic trips, holidays.. Angels: What's a honeymoon? God: Something you'll never have.. Anyways! Angels:.. God: Make them speak with a sexy accent, and make lots of villains in movies have that accent. Angels: You can't make these people worse... God: They eat snails, frogs, and drink wine faaaaaaar too much. Angels: Why do you do this?.. Why?.. God: Because I can.

[@finn980]

Rj:3

[@bjorn1904]

G : CTRL A, CTRL C, CTRL V*

[@mambowumbo]

This... the best one yet

[@kirklawrover]

God make earth God : make an extremely complicated ball full of shit Done

[@adflix424]

G: And also make some extraordinary intellectuals form a society and call it flat earth A: Whaa-- G: I've already mentioned "full of shit". Remember?

[@iamlejoshuu-5377]

@@adflix424 God: make an extremely complicated FLAT full of shit* sorry, it was just bugging me. *(joke)*

[@bquecha7526]

G: Make a blue ball with shit in it A: Wait wh- G: Make the walking apes think it is flat but it is actually a ball A: *r/facepalm*

[@shinyumbreon194]

*god creates binge compilations* I WAS FEATURED IN SEYMOURS VIDEO I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED

[@kierstynjohnson7794]

G: take a BUNCH of youtube comments A: o-okay. Dont know what that is, but okay G: make this one guy make a bunch if videos reading them! A: yes sir G: in really weird voices A: not the worst G: with a lot of impromptu commentary A:that sounds annoying G:NOW SMASH THEM ALL TOGETHER UNTIL EVERYONE GOES BRAINDEAD! A: there it is...

[@trexthriving]

f e a t h e r e d a s s

[@Cruzer108]

DO NOT QUESTION ME

[@Cruzer108]

Glitch Sans 901 And Jocelyn what the what?but I relate...some...not much...

[@bernardmiguel166]

ShinyUmbreon 8fi

[@kitcharizard5281]

God creating England God(long time ago): create a nice country God(2017): now make it a city

[@nabil731]

England is my city

[@shreyasdeokar1325]

And don't forget they have also looted a rich and nice country which they gave independence on 15 August 1947

[@OrangeSlices185]

*Name him BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH* That was the best part.

[@realrainy]

Ikr, im dying

[@BeautifulPoppy]

I didn't get the benedict cumberbatch part

[@mabelsparks9172]

@@BeautifulPoppy That is a real man, it's because his name is weird but he is hot. He plays Doctor Strange in Marvel movies.

[@_anime.sausages_]

Same I cried

[@raven2402]

Bernadyl cucumber

[@ajarmuzzle]

God Creating Philippines G: Make a small country A: Ok G: Next, Make the people there hospitable A: You got it G: Now make alot of people A: Done G: Make more A: Isnt this a little bit too much G: Make more

[@Myrkul-D]

Make. More

[@screeovo8802]

G: *M O R E* A: Are- Are you sure? It’s- G: DO IT. A: O-Ok- Is this enough?.... G: Now the islands can get ruined ÙvÚ A: O-Ok- G: And also make them trash a bay- A: WHA-

[@Kalani_Saiko]

irrelevant but I love ur profile pic

[@joshthehollow5254]

(Kylo Ren voice) M O R E

[@bernip3395]

[God creating Austria] God: make a big Country Angel: alright G: with beautiful landscape, awesome mountains to go skiing (oh yea, remind me to invent skiing) A: Sounds actually reasonable for once G: make it Start a really big war, like a world war A: wtf why? G: blame Germany for it, But make it smaler after that A: well ... could have been worse... G: WAIT! Create a dude called Hitler, and dont you dare to let him study Art A: uhm... why tho? G: also, let him Start the second world war A: dont you think one is enough???? G: blame Germany.

[@everetti8943]

Not all the facts are right but I like it...

[@lucamorgi8064]

@@everetti8943 Which are wrong?

[@everetti8943]

@@lucamorgi8064 I meant that some of the spelling was wrong... Like smaller isn't spelled smaler

[@mevia3518]

@@everetti8943 Well then its not the facts that are wrong but the spelling.

[@everetti8943]

@@mevia3518 Yeah I corrected it.. Read it...

[@guyshu7821]

God creates Sealand G: You see that chunk of metal? A: Yeah. G: Make it a country. A: Sir, it would be WAY too small to be a country. G: Okay, so make it both a country and not a country at the same time. A: Why do I even bother?

[@zeldadynasty4568]

Guy Linden First one I've seen on Sealand, thanks!

[@dandanthedandan7558]

What is Sealand?

[@vampetude]

You are uncultured...... :(

[@ashleyflores7475]

............ My child...... ...............

[@vampetude]

hi finland!

[@ashthedemon3784]

God makes Egypt. G: so... A: great. G: Make it nice and hot. A: ok. G: make an enormous river called river Nile. A: alright. G: make the people there really nice. A: So far so--- G:now make rain non existent. A: WHAT THE FU-----

[@spongebobplays242]

And get people to vote as a president a football player.

[@thisgirl654]

Are you sure about the rain part? Because it's raining outside 😂 🤦🏻

[@lilith8778]

People really nice? I wish! But u are talking about somewhere in Europe or especially Canada 😹

[@theman6422]

Make them believe in a god that’s pretty much me but with a bird head

[@valh889]

G: And make The Nile flood every year for absolutely *no* reason lol A: I have a feeling you need therapy.

[@suryatejasunny]

God creating me: G: Take a pole A:what! Why? G: Just take it. Stick body parts to it A: mmhmm. Kinda vile G: make him passionate for education. A: sounds good. G: Make him lazy and master procastinator. A: Why god why? G: Just do it. A: Done? G: How about poor memory? A: But he was passiona.. G: Next please

[@kiwithecannabis6922]

Surya Teja stop roasting yourself

[@murad.l1646]

The stealing culture is at greece and armenia part we have our culture bitch

[@murad.l1646]

Also the education system is hard enougt...

[@thomas-5417]

You’re me

[@uditabhattacharya2824]

Just make the next please Thank you next and see the likes pouring in

[@anastasiadeandra3473]

The Indonesia impression is just on point 😂

[@billyhartono1205]

Lol

[@fussion259]

Deandra Rosa ey

[@marsdoodles2.0]

Y E S 🤣😂

[@kermoet]

@NoWherePerson true. I live in a city called Palembang, one of cities of South Sumatera province that has more than 10 traditional languages. we rarely speak using Bahasa Indonesia if two people from different tribe from South Sumatera have conversation, we use Palembangnese with our own accents

[@williamnapitupulu5775]

@@kermoet dang i used to live there, good times

[@imfunnynot6486]

God making garlic bread: G: so take bread A:mkayy G:now add some magical, addictive stuff to it A:alright....what's the catch? G:there's no catch A:are you trying to give me false hope? G:nope, it's just a perfect creation A:*crying tears of joy*finally

[@ollywa]

shakirah hasnoe dank memes; broken dreams

[@aronzepokemon2619]

God making Arel (my classmate garlic bread lover) G:Gonna get Aron a new friend A:That's kind of nice of yo... G:make him half German and England A:wha...... G:Make him yellow belt karate student and make him quit A:but sir G:sometimes make him attack Aron A:Bu.... G:make him also half emo A:....... G:make him go to arts club and doesnt got accepted , and make him almost like hitler, and loves skittles A:This is too complicated sir G:now make his accent say water "war" and bottle "Ball" and make him love beer even do he doesnt drinks A:Toooo complicated sir G: now finally make him obssesd to Garlic Bread. A: may I be reincarnated please

[@hijusthi5114]

But... the magical stuff is a very smelly, and make it so thats its has and make more than a vegetable origin.

[@doktord.8403]

oh when half german and England makes the Angle like WTF im more WTF then im half german 10% Belgium 5% Poland and the rest England and im really bad in wrinte in englisch XD

[@aronzepokemon2619]

DoggiLP , trust me He is an absolute complicated friend , don't even make me start about Joaquin and JV

[@aronzepokemon2619]

(God creating Korea......both) G:We need an Asian country again A:isn't a little bit too mu...... G:Quiet! A:........ G:We need 2 Asian countries A:now what , seperate them into 2 countries, make one loved for Pop songs And the other full of prisons and military and a fat guy taking over and keeping everybody in their countries and loves war and nuclear bombs. G: that's mah boy!

[@11subswithnovids61]

Lmaoo

[@dewhalegachalife9564]

HAHA funny

[@mjc7190]

God creates Korea(my version) G: Remember that small, somewhat tiger-rabbit shaped land in Asia we have for leftover? A: Uh huh G: Split it in two! A: Okay... G: Make the north one hate US and a pig rules that land. A: Not the strangest you've given... G: Start a war between the North and the South... A: Here we go again G: and to the south, make kids with Bulletproof vests sing songs and half the world is their ARMY. Got it? A: Wait, what? G: And Make half the South Koreans grab a candle and make their president be hauled off her seat and into jail A: Ah sh*t G: Lastly, the South Koreans are to be in a silent war with Japan A: *Le gasp*

[@_mrtaehyung1975]

Aron The Pokemon lol

[@alexlewis1948]

lmao ㅇㅅㅇ

[@just2645]

9:28 don't forget indonesia has upgraded their language every weeks lol. Now they have language such as *gabut, mager, lu, gw, bego, tolol* etc.. how do I know? I live there.

[@bobinumber166]

Kontol

[@amirasarahkanita8759]

waduhh orang luar baca ini ga bakal tau artinya btw *gabut, mager, lu, gw, dll itu kata bukan bahasa*

[@Hindshell5438]

Mm... Kalian pada ngapain sih wkwkwk

[@nockeynoo]

@@Hindshell5438 kata, mungkin?

[@naniyulyawati8209]

NockeyNoo I'm not hating, I'm also Indonesian (HALF indo) but I don't like speaking it here. I laughed when I saw your comment XD reminded me of "make them *fRIenDly* " no Im jk. don't take it seriously

[@ihaspretzelz1532]

God creating Hawaii: God: You know the USA? Angel: ..Yeah? God: Okay, make a tiny version of that. Angel: Okay.. God: But it’s not related to the USA in any way particular. Angel: There isn’t any point to make a tiny version then- God: And have it be placed in the middle of the ocean where it’s a million miles away from every country surrounding it. Angel: THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN CREATING- God: SILENCE Angel: God: Now make the culture really laid back and dance with hoolahoops and coconuts on their chests. Angel: You didn’t even- What? I mean sure, that’s fine- God: Make it have the most beautiful beaches in this world! I’m talking sea turtles and dolphins. Angel: Now that I think about this, this place does seem pretty much like a paradi- God: Remember those large mountains we created that spit fire? Angel: ....Volcanos? God: Make the land be entirely created by it, and almost half of the people that live there die each year because of the fire. Angel: We could get SUED!

[@ninjaked1265]

Ihas Pretzelz God: No we can’t

[@alv2724]

Who's here waiting for your country to showed up 😁😁

[@isabellawilliams9040]

Vremm, his? What about her? (Angry feminists everywhere)

[@arfahalam2913]

Isabella Williams hahahaha lol 😂😂😂😂😂 IM WHEEZING

[@Gaellka]

You mean your? At he*

[@Shawn-bp7ol]

Mine didn't appear :(

[@alv2724]

@@Gaellka yes i forgot what's the right word. Thx for reminding

[@owowow9665]

God creating Hetalia : G: so you know, now that I finished creating countries.... it got kind of boring... A: How about- G: I GOT IT! A: .-. G : Remember that country ''Japan''? A: yeah... G: Have it make countries as humans! A: what does that even mean!? G: Give them weird accents! G: and make people ship them!!!! A: God you need to chi- G: DO IT. A: .-. I wonder if Lucifer is hiring...

[@vampetude]

someone actually made this.................................thanks for the helltalia

[@simonedegroot905]

I love you for this

[@vinnn8722]

Gerita Just had to say it I ship it

[@randomgrmlin]

Nah I'm pretty sure it's one of satan's creations

[@sfdragon9946]

USUK, FRUK, France x Canada, Canada x France, the threesome that is Prussia x Austria x Hungary, etc. Need I say more?

[@ezrahasofer]

Human: let's make destruction and crazy stuff on this world and blame God about it.. God: I don't care, see you on judgement day.. Have fun making fun of me..

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I was waiting for someone to type this! 😆

[@gslink3775]

God creating turkey: G: Make it have great weather A: Ok, fine G: Make it in two different continents separated by bridges A: That... actually seems nice G: Now make it a different religion from the rest of Europe so people think it’s in the Middle East and stereotypically hated A: WHY? G: And name it a bird that can’t fly A: why am i doing this... G: IM NOT DONE YET G: ...now give it a crazy president A: Just sack me already so I can join Lucifer... G: WHAT DID YOU SAY? A: n-nothing G: That’s what I thought

[@Searching4Eternity]

Selim12B9 Helal lan tek Türk ben değilmişim işte aradığım yorum bu

[@Agricarnation]

Also make it previously named after stools

[@fifi_leafy2258]

Selim12B9 pretty sure Turkeys CAN fly...

[@nilpelin]

HAKSNLSMAPAÖ

[@tahaarslan5252]

also give dat president all my powers

[@Anna-tk7ui]

God creating Germany G: Make it really green and full of wild flowers. A: okay. G: And all these awesome castles everywhere to compliment the scenery. A: Oh pretty. G: Make their language sound like the people are either choking to death or really mad at everything. But to them it sounds perfectly normal. OH and make it so that they have part of it call some things differently than anywhere else in this country! A: Why, that just makes them scary! (Not to mention confusing....) G: Exactly. Also, make the most evil man in the history of the world take over the country, THEN take over the whole of Europe, massacre about 20 million people, like around 6 million Jews and the rest gays and Poles, and give the country a huge guilt complex. Also make it and Russia slice up Poland. A: What the heck-- G: Oh, and remember all that beer I invented? Yeah just shove it there so I can't get drunk anymore. Along with all the potatoes and sausage you can find. A: (confused angel noises)

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Oh yeah, need to fix that, thanks for the reminder!

[@zeflammenwerfer1772]

Noel thanks, love it. Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Thank you, glad you like! I'm in the US myself.

[@meisterlink6027]

Noel This is really fitting but "G: Make their language sound to others like their either choking to death or really mad at everything. But to others from this country it sounds perfectly normal. OH and make it so that they have part of it call some things differently than anywhere else in this country!" would kinda fit more for the language part. This is even how it is.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Okay, you want me to edit and add that?

[@lordcrunchy4821]

God creating Mongolia G: Okay, so make everything totally flat except this one big ass mountain range in the middle of everything A: K G: Now have everything be totally uninhabited except this one city the size of Manhattan A: Hmmm... G: Oh, and make a bunch of nomadic tribes literally come out of nowhere and just totally screw over every other nation for the first 2/3 of history and then just disappear from the face of the Earth A: That's what I thought

[@110-c5x]

Profile picture is lc hack loader is it?

[@lordcrunchy4821]

Nah, it's just a stupid logo I found

[@110-c5x]

@@lordcrunchy4821 well its from lc hack loader lmao

[@lordcrunchy4821]

Neat. Should I be worried about that?

[@110-c5x]

@@lordcrunchy4821 no, the creator doesnt really care so hve a good day!

[@rophiemonroy7465]

The Angel sounds like Spongebob!😂

[@Solomon0424]

The angel sounds more like Pit from Kid Icarus.

[@gracefleser4236]

😂

[@yanispottie4474]

god creates belgium. G:okay, lets make a small country this time. A: good start G: have it be mostly cities and farmland A: kinda boring but okay G: make the capital city a political center for europe A: exciting G: put all the leftover beer from Germany in it A: might not be the sma- G: did you say something? A: no sir G: good, now split it in two areas with different languages and have them argue constantly A: there we go G: oh! make it the subject of many important wars and battles. A: cruel but at least it will be well known G: have people think the capitol is the country and the country is the capitol. A: i swear...this job...

[@MxtxFanatic]

Yanis Pottie u forgot the choclate

[@wisconsinman2755]

RandomGirlOnTheInternet im Belgian

[@MxtxFanatic]

TeenageFarmer Ik ook😊

[@Thorminator00]

Lol belgian beer way better than german.

[@MxtxFanatic]

Florian Vandenberghe True that XD

[@senpapi3156]

I NEED MORE GOD CREATES THINGS

[@Shadow-876]

Senpapi you mean...creates?

[@senpapi3156]

shadow05 PW Yes😅. I think i typed to fast without thinking.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Well if god created you it would need an entire video ;)

[@senpapi3156]

Johnathan Nah it would just be: G: Grab a potato and make it a human.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Ah so that's where the game "hot potato" came from ;)

[@phoenixsupportsyou8109]

God creating China: G: Okay, new country. A: Let's hope do the best... G: Make it close to Russia. A: Alright. G: Remember Japan? A: Oh no... G: Make it like Japan. A: ... G: Oh! And fill it with people. A: Is this good? G: More. A: How about now? G: MORE. A: And no- G: MORE! A: OKAY OKAY! G: Perfect! A: And the name? G: ... You know that Dragon Ball character? Chi-Chi? Take out one chi and put a na at the end. A: ... I'm done with this...

[@tentac6943]

Layla's Drawnings You can't create China based on Japan...The China civilization is like...hundreds years before Japan. In facts, Japanese Kanji language stuff is originated by China.

[@phoenixsupportsyou8109]

@@tentac6943 Well, i made this comment after the 'God creates japan', sooo...

[@tentac6943]

@@phoenixsupportsyou8109 He couldn't do that tho, I mean if he could why did China exist before Japan do tho, and if he did, Japanese Kanji wouldn't be an edited version of Chinese. Or I just couldn't get your explaination.

[@Djitterbug]

@@tentac6943 oh stfu

[@tentac6943]

ØrbZ No u, watch your language

[@everest5718]

Fun fact: Iceland was named that way because it was first discovered in the winter and the people who found it were freaked out. They named it Iceland because it was a really tough place to live through the winter, even though it is green for part of the year. Greenland was named that way because one asshole didn’t want to live on Iceland and was banned from most communities in Europe, but Greenland was borderline inhospitable, so he needed other people to survive in Greenland. So he said “Oh yeah this place? It is totally lovely to live in, and green all year! In fact it’s so green I’ve named it Greenland!” The name Greenland is false propaganda, and I love it.

[@_nyantah_7492]

God Creating Ghana G: Make the land abundant with gold and make it know as the Gold Coast A: The people here must be rich G: Give them a lot of Cocoa Beans A: The people here must be financially stable G: Now make it possible to bribe a judge with a goat A: what? Why!?! G: I WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED

[@mikemino3219]

*God creating France* G: We need a new country in Europe! A: Sure, what crazy ideas have you got this time? G: Well, i was thinking the language there can be unique. A: Yep. G: They will have the most famous tower in the world there. A: Yep. G: Make their bread known across the world there... A: Yep G: AND MAKE THEM FIGHT A USELESS 100 YEAR WAR WITH ENGLAND A: * sigh * Yep. G: Oh, and make sure the palace gets overthrown and a bunch of rich people get executed. A: OK, GOD! YOU HAVE GONE TOO- G: *Do i need to repeat myself?* A: * gulps * no sir...

[@monosteliestsyundae1333]

Mikemino 321 I love France

[@vampetude]

Agony Sans oh me too

[@monosteliestsyundae1333]

@@vampetude Yay 🇫🇷

[@vampetude]

I wish i could go there again soon it doesn't take long from where i am tbh

[@eevee6855]

God creates food: God makes a pickle God: *Immature laughter* Angel: Uh, sir, are you ok? God: *Laughter* Ok I got an idea, hehe Angel: Uh Ok? God: Ok so make it green Angel: Another vegetable? Eh ok God: Now make it long *Smirking* Angel: Uh... Ok? God: Make humans make dirty jokes about it *hehe* Angel: ...

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

God: And... Hehehe... Call it a cuCUMber

[@eevee6855]

Johnathan 😂😂😂

[@monosteliestsyundae1333]

Oh Lord xD

[@Red-ui9wg]

" *DONT QUESTION ME* *DO AS I SAY* " - God 2018

[@dlkjAENFadlkfj]

Honestly now that Lucifer makes that cameo I expect a "Lucifer causes people to..." compilation to appear somewhere too

[@madmadammim1971]

And now... Lucifer makes things!

[@kingkong381]

God creating Scotland: G: Hey remember Rain Island? A: You mean England? G: Yeah, that one (I think). We've got some space just north of there. A: Okay, what were you thinking? G: Right, so I'm thinking: mountains (like really beautiful, carved by glaciers - some really pretty islands too). A: Sure, I like doing those. G: Uh huh, now give the people a long and rich history, with like a real overabundance of academics and inventors. A: Wow, this is... actually shaping up well. G: Now add a culture of heavy drinking and a legacy of alcoholism. A: Huh!? G: And really violent sports rivalries rooted in religious bigotry. A: Aw c'mon! G: And have them be conquered by the English and give just over half of them a weird Stockholm syndrome towards them and the rest a passive-aggressive attitude towards them. A: You don't think this is too harsh? G: And make it so that almost everyone can't understand their accent even when they're speaking as slowly and clearly as possible. A: So they can't even tell people how miserable they are!? G: Of course not, it would scare off the tourists.

[@maddythehunter1025]

Didn't even mention Man Skirts. 0/10.

[@karlafionam-r3850]

*god creating Denmark* God: So take Sweden... Angel: Okayy God: Make it like A LOT smaller Angel: Oh okayyy...like this? God: SMALLER! Angel: Like this? God: SMALLERRRRR!!! Angel: Wha- why? God: Just...do it Angel: okay, done God: NOW MAKE IT ALMOST COMPLETELY FLAT! Angel: WAIT WHA- God: Now make it cold all year around, but give them absolutely NO SNOW, only rain Angel: Rain? God: RAIN ALL THE TIME! Angel: Why do you hate your peop- God: Now make them speak Norwegian but like a 100 times uglier and harder to understand Angel: BUT WHYY? God: Make everyone in charge racist and everyone else extremely sarcastic Angel: ... God: Oh yeah and give them new weird letters like æ, ø and å, and make it so almost no other countries can read them! Angel: You are a horrible person...

[@memegod345]

I thought Denmark was a happy country

[@minionyou9167]

I did too

[@oliverbarnes8191]

Denmarks leaders aren't racist

[@carlfrederikschlemmer3398]

"Now make it cold all year around, but give them absolutely NO SNOW, only rain" It's so true it hurts :(

[@alex-ky7qg]

God is a God and not a person

[@tocilaraochelarista]

[God creates Romania] God: Ok so A: here we go G: Make an absolutely superb country. Make it have access to the sea, mountains and a very big river A: Ok... So far so good G: Make the people there the friendliest you'll ever meet A: That sounds nice G: .... A: Oh no... G: Now make it be invaded by every empire in the Antiquity, suffer greatly from both World Wars, enter a long painful period of communism, lose thousands in its revolution to then have the same communist leaders that will drive the country to ruins and make everyone emigrate A: You know what....I give up G: Wait and also give them an impossible language A: (grabs Holy Map) Bye

[@liimakino]

I don't think Romanian is too difficult, actually, the similarity to my own language that made me want to learn it. But yes, people look at countries now and don't remeber their history, what they went through. Romania 🇷🇴 💚

[@asmrcoffincalm]

Accurate

[@licasabinaandreea2361]

[@Miresq02]

@@liimakino where are you from? Italy?

[@georgedragos7692]

Bă,româna nu-i așa complicată

[@earthisadonut7213]

[God creating Canada] G: You see that giant land mass above the edgy one A: yes... G: make it have great healthcare and no wars are started A: hey, this might turn out pretty wel- G: make it's symbolism a maple leaf and a beaver A: oooook... G: make it have tundras and wolves all over the place A: you just had to ruin it... G: make the people always say sorry A: aren't they gonna be bullied by other countries G: don't worry aboot it...these glorious bags of milk will solve any problem

[@conorphelan9004]

Feminazis:Earth is a FLAT donut you uncultured swine

[@noctis1979]

Most of that is britain

[@hildasnails5961]

"These glorious bags of milk" I'm dead😂

[@darlingdollie3232]

@Cameron Belanger no it isn't

[@That_LilArtistRhiaOG]

God creating butterflies. God: I have a great idea! Angel: Here we go again... God: Take a worm Angel: OK... God: Give it beautiful wings. Angel: This seems pretty normal. God: Now make some of them poisonous when eaten. Angel: WTF who would eat them! God: Birds. Angel: ...OK then... God: Oh, and call them flutterbys. Angel: Wut- God: No wait! BUTTERFLIES! Angel: OK (my mom helped me with this)

[@imsleepingdontdisturbme4994]

Help me 😂😂😂

[@makskauzny3794]

They will live for one day

[@youthoughtitwasyouredentis6116]

It's a Baby potato Hai baby potato :3

[@suuks444]

i love me a good poisonous flutterby worm snack on a nice morning if ya know what i mean

[@theyoungone6904]

[God creating Mexico] God: Ok. You know Spain? Angel: sorta. Why? G: Ok. Make it's language come from there. A: Ok. G: Put it underneath America. A: Alright G: Make it fight Spain, France, and America. A: Um... G: Make it REALLY hot in the summers, like, 120°F hot! A: WTF?! THAT'S WAY TOO- G: I'M NOT DONE! We're getting to the good part. A: Ok. G: make it beat Germany by 1 goal in the world cup 2018 by being basically savages! A: WTF GOD?! G: Last one! Make the people like beer, soccer, American culture, and make everyone stereotype them as drunkards. A: 3... 2...- G: Make it mostly over run by Chickens and the people afraid of things called chanclas and the carrot president! Also, they get a president that is dumb. A: ^sigh^ is it too late to work for Lucifer?

[@gabec.5514]

The Young One I agree

[@yeehawamber507]

True

[@oliviagustafsson04]

LA CHANCLAAAAAAAAAA

[@sonnysund]

Actually, Mexico isn't that hot in Summers, it's way cooler than that!

[@javierpowell4705]

The Young One AMLO is dumb or the last one?

[@lordkarasu2263]

God-where is Australia? A-the danger noodles and the giant chickens killed everyone. G-... A-yeah...

[@goldkitty4ever168]

The 1 dislike is from God himself, he didn't like being looked at as being drunk

[@triggered90]

make that 27 gods

[@bonk6912]

36*

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Oh wow god made 47 accounts

[@lamardunn8132]

Theirs over 5k creator gods throughout history. Guess he offended 47 of them and made the rest happy.

[@TheModeltjones]

Lamar Dunn Make that 55 gods

[@ln7592]

Why does the angel sound like spongebob do much?

[@haggiebong8620]

GOD CREATING INDONESIA G:take a piece of land A:alright G: give 17.000 islands+ A:Are you suree G:yes i am A:o-okie G:make people there friendly A:so far so good G:make the people who live this country 742 language A:W-wait whattttt G:JUST DO IT NOWWW Edit thx 59 like

[@haggiebong8620]

@Rose로즈 can u see i type 17.000 island+ (+)

[@haggiebong8620]

@Rose로즈if you don't know don't comment on me wdym??

[@plastiqueedwards2722]

@Rose로즈 Stupidness hit u so hard hunny

[@haggiebong8620]

@Rose로즈 are u haters?? If nobody talk about indonesia 9:26 i dont want make a war dude

[@slmaazzhr.6358]

@Rose로즈 actually according to the National Institute of Aeronautics and Space ( LAPAN ) Indonesia has 18,307 islands. and according to the CIA World Factbook Indonesia has 17,508 islands sooo I guess you're both right and wrong??

[@benz5843]

*God creates K-POP* God : Make their singers handsome/beautiful and they're from korea Angel : Ok.. Sounds good God : Give them a beautiful voice Angel : This is actually sounds pretty nic- God : And.. Make their fans fanatic Angel : Wait.. whaaa God : and give most of them plastic face Angel : **sighs**... Ok

[@malseman4425]

God creates the netherlands G: make a small country... A: okeh G: make it that half of the country is under the water level so that the people have to work really hard to make dams and other waterstructures A: wtf G: make a city where prostitution and weed is legal A: why, what is weed? G: i created it when i was a drunk teen A: i dont want to hear this.

[@crazycupcakeize]

Malse Man it’s in this video already

[@maxncheese407]

God creating humans God : Remember those banana lovers? Angel : yes? God : Make them a little less hairy Angel : so far so good... God : give them brains that is more advanced than any other creatures Angel : hey this is not that ba- God : and make most of them depressed and anxious Angel : what the fu- God : IM NOT DONE YET! Angel : ughhh this is bad enough God : they cause wars and kill each other... And also they have to respect me Angel : why the fuck?! God : DO NOT QUESTION ME!

[@highground7923]

G:also have them destroy the world around them while you are at it. A:Why though?

[@अजिङ्क्यगोखले]

G: And have them kill each other in My name.

[@spectralv5641]

God created Humans to look Like Himself.. Delete this Please

[@अजिङ्क्यगोखले]

Banana Fighter how d'ya know?

[@thecommentor5050]

@@spectralv5641 Did he tell you that?

[@nancyarreola6172]

Who else thinks that God kinda sounds like markaplier

[@43prateek]

I was thinking the same I won't be surprised if it was actually him

[@aslan2010]

Angel kinda sounds like spongebob

[@luanfritoli4177]

FINALLY, AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF BRAZIL FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN'T BRAZILIAN FINALLY

[@juliarodrigues8723]

FRICK YOS

[@thecloudsarefalling3116]

God Creates Hawaii: G: create a chain of islands A: not to bad... G: give it beautiful beaches and ocean ecosystems A: that's... surprisingly not bad... G: okay, now put it in the middle of nowhere, but have everybody know about it. A: at least it's recognized... G: and... hmm. A: what's the catch...? G: have them worship giant fire cannons that are basically a threat to them everyday... call them VOLCANOES! A: *mumbles* of course you have to ruin it... G: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!

[@guyshu7821]

Elsie Fang that’s a state in the US, not a country.

[@caseyarchibald981]

Don't forget about the fact that Americans made the queen give up her throne to save her people then killed her people anyway

[@syaza8348]

in the end humans did surgery on a grape anyway

[@sitinurhasanah2344]

On 9:27 is so freaking true. Example of the 742 language is sundanese. Here's a little example. Abdi = i / me Anjeun = you Ulin = play Jieun = make Babaturan = friends Sakola = school Imah / bumi = home Indung = mother Bapa = father Uyah = salt Beureum = red Hejo = green Hideung = black Etc For other words use Google Translate to translate english to sundanese and use the speaker button to know how it's pronounced

[@rindiation8095]

Ga ngerti karena orang Jawa 😂

[@sitinurhasanah2344]

@@rindiation8095 LOL

[@spidey2495]

You mean sugondese..I will see my self out now.

[@witheredmemory8870]

Abdi teh urang sunda tapi teing basa sunda, cuma dikit bisanya😂

[@andreaskdw4416]

@@spidey2495 sugondese nutz

[@TaeSunWoo]

(Reads comments instead of video)

[@kayliemarion1270]

God creating worms G: you know those noddle monsters A:snakes? G:yeah make them tiny A:ok... G: really slimy A: ...why... G:just do it A: God #@#@ it fine G: also make them live under ground and poop out dirt and have to heads A: why do I work here G:WAIT the can be chopped up 7 times bc they have 7 Hearts A:...I quit...

[@instgtr5200]

so disgusting when u imagine

[@deecipta]

Lucifer: See? It's about damn time..

[@someonebored0100]

4:23 Um, Trump is actually a cheeto puff.

[@logantalks663]

Finicky Rapier73 Nooooo!!! Jasper is the only Cheeto Puff!!!

[@someonebored0100]

AlphaFox836 Clearly you have not seen 15+ Times Twitter Roasted America.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Trump is not a cheeto puff. He's an orange that overdosed on spray tan.

[@misskeisha6838]

Finicky Rapier73 no no no, he's a pig in a wig

[@timcraig5865]

yep

[@kaiaros]

7:57 I'm from New Zealand, and I've gotta say... that shit is pretty true. "Make birds out of kiwi fruit", yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

[@suuks444]

my best friend’s name is Kiarra but her nickname is Kiwi or Kiki so when it said “MAKE BIRDS OUT OF KIWI FRUIT” i imagined my friend as a freaking bird

[@SH-is4yh]

8:43 A:.....I suddenly feel like Lucifer was right for leaving. Lmaooo 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Tojioo]

God creating Switzerland: G:Sooo, take a slice of cheese. A:Ok... G:And melt it. A:Okey, if you say so... G:Now look at it from the side and make the shape of it into a country... A:Not again... G:Make the country very rich and smart, with very nice people. A:Okey so far so good... G:And make them hate the germans A:Why? G:Becouse. Oh and make them create watches and very good chocolate. A:Go on. G:Now take some, not extremely high, but nice looking mountains and place them from the left to the right. Oh and while we‘re on it, make them hate all the other countries so much, that they don‘t want any war or more land and that they‘re neutral. A:Oh that‘s nice and weard at the same time... G:OH AND LET‘S MAKE THEM SPEAKE FOUR LANGUAGES!!! A:Why am I still here...

[@theemperor139]

Do you live in Switzerland

[@Tojioo]

Yes, I do. Why do you ask?

[@theemperor139]

Because i am from Switzerland too

[@liamblylod5954]

Now marry eachothers

[@Samuel-we5np]

Thanks for this. I laughed too much bevause it is so accurate

[@sirwasabi4356]

God creating Germany G: Ok,you remember the country with all the wine and baguettes? A: You mean..France..? G: Take it and make it just a little smaller. A: Done. G: Place it right next to it. A: So far so good. G: Give it a rich culture beautiful beaches on the North and East Sea and big forests. A: Well,actually sounds pretty go- G: Oh and let them wear dry Cowskin as pants and cause two World Wars. A: WHAT? WHY?? G: DO IT!

[@joshi3334]

Sir Wasabi Actually, Germany caused only one world war. The first one was caused by Serbia and Austria.

[@saska791]

Beer not wine, and Germans don't wear cowskin as pans

[@loser_lenny4506]

Joshi :3 i like to see it as germany decided to help a country murder another one because of something a snobby teenager did. kind of like how some americans blame the entire muslim religion on nine eleven, which i mean, not all americans do that for the record there are just some of them who say retarded things like that and for some reason those idiotic comments are the only things other countries hear about us so they come up with stereotypes about how ignorant we are and it makes us sound like babies trying to defend ourselves. but i mean all countries have stereotypes canada is supposed to be super nice australia is supposed to be hell but the people are nice germany is rude and started two wars (that’s just what people think) america is filled with obese, loud, retarded white men england is rainy and the sons of the house fight their fathers to the death in order to claim their father’s territory what the fuck am i even talking about

[@septiplierlover9512]

God creating Africa G: ok, make it very big A: okay... G: fill it with black people A: not to bad (where’s the bad stuff..) G: slavery. A: What? G: slavery in the 1700’s A: why?! G: DON’T QUESTION ME A: okay. Slavery. Got it. G: and put the pyramids in it A: why is that the- Y’know What.. Fine

[@Yuf1_1]

I got an "Is there a GOD?" ad when i clicked this video

[@sanyampradhan6830]

God creating Nepal God: Make a little country and fill it with highest mountains and hills. Angel: Okay, now what? God: It should look like heaven on Earth. Angel: But- God: DON'T QUESTION ME! Angel: Okay. God: And make their flag different from the rest of the world. Angel: Why? God: Cause I can!

[@KikaBea123]

*god creates Doki Doki Litterature club* Angel: Alright, we have created everything we could. Now le-- God: WAIT! I still have an idea but for a game. Angel: Can't humans create those? God: But I wanna create a game. Angel: *sighs* Alright then, go ahead. God: Okay. It is agame with cute girls that wanna love you. Angel: Wow, that's really nic-- God: BUT ONE OF THEM DECIDES TO DESTROY EVERYONE BY MAKING TWO OF THEM COMMIT SUICIDE AND ANOTHER is just random. Angel: uhhhhhh-- God: Also make that same girl delete the game she is in. Angel: Wha-- God: MAKE MY DREAM YOUR REALITY! Angel:*sweats* Of course.

[@rx604]

I love you ❤

[@anushkasharma992]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@xerqina8117]

Lol Its right Indonesia have so much language xDDD but i love Indonesia! I wanted go to bali again 😍

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I deleted my videos i will not start new channel I wish I could love it, as much as you do. Ever since, I was a toddler, it’s always been hard to do that...😔

[@xerqina8117]

@Bai Yue?

[@whotao-tf1gw]

Yeah it’s pretty HOT AS FUCK there.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

AngelaRose’s Gay Japanese Bullshit. I’m legal. Hahaha! Yeah...If you stay for 5 minutes , in the open air in Jakarta. You’ll definitely sweat. 😆

[@itznotjeffok4677]

It just too much

[@krisztinacseh8504]

God creating hungary G: we need something asian... A: okay, do I wanna know what you have in mind? G: Put it in europe. A: why would you...? G: JUST LISTEN TO ME. Make it really big and make sure that some legends say that three seas sourrounded it. A: well, it sounds interesting... G: Now, make the people there rich in history, love meat, spicy and fattening food. A: Donnnne... G: Now make a few scientists, who will take significant roles in technological development. A: it's too nice to be real. G: yeah, screw the big size. Make it three times smaller. A: nevermind G: and make the majority of other european countries hate them A: WHY WOULD YOU WISH... G: and create a half true stereotype that people there are suicidal, grumpy and old-fashioned. A: I wish I had a more reasonable job... G: and don't forget about low salaries and public disappointment. A: ...

[@andrealakatos3264]

EZERT A KOMMENTERT MEGERTE ANNYIT LETEKERNEM

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

Ez az! Magyarországot kerestem végig :'D

[@chaoscreatorss1533]

Jó isten menyire igaz😂😂 mindenki utál minket😭😂🇭🇺

[@pllkachusabandonedaccount6523]

God creating Singapore G: Take a piece of land, A: Okay... G: Dump it at the tip of Malaysia A: That's kinda easy... G: Make it the shape of a lion's head and make it incredibly tiny that it almost cannot be seen on the map A: A bit odd but not so bad... G: Have it have no natural disasters and a multi-racial country A: Woah, that seems pretty nice for o- G: Now name it Singapore and make the weather pretty unpredictable and have the sun try to kill everyone living there sometimes and have Japan try to take over that tiny kid and make many people suffer during that period and many racial riots go on when they merge with Malaysia and soon after live all by themselves as one tiny friggin country A: ...can you fire me now?

[@QualityFish]

You missed the chance to say: G: rmb the lion we created A: Yeah? G: Name this country after the lion but in Malay A: Ok... So Singa? G: Now add a pore behind it cause why not

[@FinnManusia]

It is Singapura actually

[@whoopyshoopy5450]

@@FinnManusia that the malay name.

[@whoopyshoopy5450]

YES. THE WEATHER IS SO DUMB. This evening i was in a taxi and i can't see through the window.

[@QualityFish]

Could have also said G: Make it really small A: Like this? G: No, smaller, such that it is only a red dot on the world map A: Then I assume it has a small population G: And give it a population size of 5.6 million! A: End me now...

[@liawinter5245]

Hooray! I can watch all of them now instead of doing my project.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

And I can watch you, instead of my project ;)

[@Gh0sT2004]

Johnathan AWAH DA FU-

[@sgd.1831]

Our president is not a carrot.... He’s a Cheeto 😂 Great job Pat

[@misskeisha6838]

SGD. 18 no, he's a pig in a wig

[@jagleo772]

SGD. 18 NO HES A ORANGE

[@convenientlyshapedlamp1997]

SGD. 18 He’s a tan sprayed orange with a blonde wig made out of cornnnn

[@donnahowell8921]

God creating Chile G: so do you remember Argentina? A: Ya why? G: Well take a slither of it and make it look like a backwards j, o and make it the longest country in the world. A: Ok a little wierd but promising G: Make the scenery just captivating and the people there so welcoming and friendly A: Thats sweet G: Make them eat alot of meat and bread. A: well i do like my steak. G: And... A: dang it here it comes. G: MAKE THEM HAVE RABID DOGGOS EVERYWERE, HATE PERU, AND MAKE THEM TALK REALLY FAST WITH SLANG THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS A: why is it always this stuff with you? G: OH AND DONT FORGET TO MAKE IT THE NORM TO CAT CALL AND MAKE SEXIST REMARKS. A: thats it i quit, satan, you got room for more?

[@celinam.2513]

😍🖒😄

[@arantzap]

Also make them hate Argentineans lol

[@augusth2212]

God :And Give Name like a Chili

[@celinam.2513]

@@augusth2212 Just in english...in spanisch and other languages you pronounce it different

[@Myrkul-D]

Satan: as a matter of fact we do, you fine with having a partner? Demon: ya sure what not.

[@jack_of_the_cards]

G-make the most beautiful man born there A-alright fine G-call him BENIDICT CUMBERBATCH!!! I'm dead😂🤣

[@bretheren3006]

God Creates video games G: Take a box A:Kay G:Make it super mega addictive A:Not the weirdest thing you said.... G:Make Japanese people make it A:why? G:idk lol G:Make them put 2 plumbers that step on turtles in it A: Dude.... We need to talk.... G:AND MAKE IT ROT PEOPLES BRAINS A:Why am I even trying.....

[@daniellavender8888]

God creating cats* God:*drunk*remember the striped monster Angel:yeah...the lion God:ok so take away the stripes Angel:ok so far God:SILENCE angel:*quivers* ok what next God:make it tiny and give its Better ears and a long tale Angel:ok normal enough God:make it adorable and fluffier Angel: aww cute God:now make it where it only has 4 to 5 emotions Angel:what..... please no God:if its not grumpy or pissed its sleepy or affectionate Angel:ok what else *sighs* God:make people love them for no good reason Angel:ok.... God:NOW MAKE THEM SLEEP ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND LOVE BOXES AND SHOE LACES Angel:*deep breath in* *pause* WTF

[@jpider6849]

Its me and my cats (well duh)

[@udoka1296]

U forgot that they knock things off

[@nayruwu5419]

Don't you mean a tiger...

[@inkystars19]

Lions don't have stripes....

[@reapd2576]

@@inkystars19 Exactly, i want to know Who did this?!💯😂🔥🔥😂😂💯

[@urmom3679]

Also Canada: G: MAKE THEM DRINK MAPLE SYRUP!!! A: oh my god whyyyy

[@khenoviegalvez9290]

*god creating the Philippines* G:make it in the ring of fire A:ok... G:give it 7107 islands. A:hmmmm.. interesting G:make sure they get colonized by US, France, and Japan A:wait. WTF!?! G:SHUSHH IM TALKING. and make sure they die in the process and leave their treasures behind so no one will find it and they will think they're poor. A:ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!??!?!

[@linuslongayan7649]

We have also many languages

[@lelengtintin2404]

Philippines was never colonized by French.

[@lelengtintin2404]

@@linuslongayan7649 Those are dialects. Language and dialect are way different.

[@Июль-р8и]

Philippines was colonised my Spain first

[@secrethehe9738]

Cringe

[@schmoozie]

That Australia creation isn't even that accurate, now imma do my own xD God creating Australia: God: Okay, so make it Multicultural Angel: Mhm... God: And make it in the Pacific Ocean Angel: Yeah... God: Now make it originate from Convicts taken from Britain Angel: What- You know what nevermind God: And make it have a horrible history, racist history too. Angel: WAIT WHAT God: And don't forget the natives that were discriminated against for hundreds of years Angel: ....*Horrified face*

[@vegasmona]

God create Indonesia God: Ok make a country that's full with natural wealth Angel: Done! God: Made them rich of tradition. Angel: Oh God, yes! God: Make the people who live in here so friendly. Angel: So far so good, what's nex- God: Made them friendly enough that even they let their nature wealth taken by another countries Angel: But why?! They will have issue with poverty! God: Aha you just give me another good idea! Angel: N-no!!! God: Made their money so cheap in the world currency. Angel: Why did you do this?! God: So they need to pay much to go somewhere else and the people of the countries that take their wealth can waste their money really low budget on this country and have a good nature and vacation. So they need to work hard for money, or... Corruption. Angel: You give them depression! God: Don't be so weak! Angel: Don't you care about crime? God: Quiet! Be a man! There's hell for heaven's sake! Angel: .... God: Another idea! Angel: Oh God please stop! God: Ok, let them not care about all of this rather than their own life. Angel: But their country is their life! God: You better keep it a secret! Angel: Whatever God: Ok then, that's enough for now. Angel: Hell yeah! God: What's your problem with hell?! Did you miss Lucifer?! Angel: ...

[@kimjongdaeloml3237]

god: and also make them hate israel and USA and also make them hate Korean and Jappanese

[@Satantron1]

@@kimjongdaeloml3237 There are tons of weebs in Indonesia

[@kimjongdaeloml3237]

@@vegasmona we still hate japanese tho, indonesian only like the porn or hentai

[@kimjongdaeloml3237]

@@vegasmona oh my mistake didn't double check

[@RJ-mj4sh]

Tru

[@agungsiddiq8273]

Soo true about Indonesia though, i'm Indonesian myself

[@benz5843]

Not to mention that you are consequential (bet you don't know what does this means)

[@HawklanStargazer]

God creating the Garden of Eden G: Okay! So far, so good on the creations this week! Now, we just need a place to put them all. A: I'm all ears, God! G: Alright, take a dry land. A: Okay, G: Top it with bountiful trees and soft, green grass so the creatures and Man could eat to their heart's content. A: Alrighty! G: Now, add a tree with pretty-looking fruit. A: Mmhm. G: And tell Adam and Eve they can't eat from it or they'll screw up humanity forever. A: ...Wait, what? G: Actually, don't tell them that part. Just tell them it's forbidden. A: But, you just said-- G: Eh, while I'm at it, Lucy's been kind of a d-hole lately. I'm just gonna turn him into a danger noodle. A: What?! Why?! *sigh* Fine. Should we keep him in a prison, or something? G: Nah. Just let him roam the land and able to speak to Man. A: ...You're kidding, right? G: Okay, that was fun! I'm gonna take a day off. Make sure nothing bad happens while I'm out, Mikey! A: I have a feeling this is foreshadowing.

[@ninjegeabey2536]

"Im'a turn Lucifer into a danger noodle."

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Actually, lucifer turns himself into a danger noodle

[@thescottishlad1049]

I’m a practicing Christian and I AM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!! JK this is pretty funny.

[@jordyw469]

Sameee

[@andrewzhang1290]

Well if ur a Christian then this is how it happened so why you triggered bro

[@callm3pj]

Jacob Lawton I’m catholic and like- I love this XDDD

[@Iliadic]

Dude, I'm Christian, but this series is actually really funny, Pat does a good job at making things that, without context, would be very annoying, but with context are actually extremely hilarious

[@Loonaurtheworld]

as a Christian Same loll

[@hugask]

God creating Brazil: G: You know what? I'm inspired A: Are you? G: Yes! We're gonna do this beautiful contry, it' gonna be tropical! A: You serius? G: Yes, it's gonna be diverse, without snow, hurricanes or earthquakes A: Seems so good! G: But the people who live there are gonna be stupid A: What?! G: And they can't have a politician who isn't wanted by interpol A: Wholy shit

[@thatfamiiiarnight3665]

god creating luxembourg G: make a small piece of land A: alright? G: make them RICH!! A: this is pretty good so far! G: give them an impossible language that is simultaneously a mix of french, german, and dutch, but also impossible to understand if you’re french, german, or dutch!

[@chanp8987]

God making India: God: Ok, take some land Angel: Sure ok God: Now make it super festive, have 780 languages exactly and gets easily confused with other people in that one place with the cheeseburgers... uhh...America. Angel: That escalated quickly... what’s it called?AND HOW TF DO I MAKE MANY LANGUAGES? DO I JUST WRITE LINES FOR LETTERS?! MORSE CODE?! God: It’s called Indeeugh and will easily get confused with Native Indeeughns! And I like your idea! They’ll write like this: गोद इज़ ओसए!!! Angels: You spell and write like a child- God: I’M NOT FINISHED PEASANT! Angel: Sorry... God: Now take the danger noodles and make them like to put it around their necks as they play with fire Angel: WTAF

[@awooga2537]

And make them have a YT channel trying to overtake Pewds

[@umbreonamvs9927]

And make them arch enemy of Pakistan.. No I'm not saying this.. I got a lot of hate from Indians.. Wtf some are nice AF and some are Inappropriate AF!

[@F2004-k1k]

u forgot bobs vegana sir

[@its_zo]

66gbbn klmn ah yes

[@abhisheknanda181]

Well not every India write on devnagari script only Hindi speaking Indian this script for writing.odias like my self use odia script

[@thanos9537]

I can just imagine the last employee leaving: Angel: I quit, I'm leaving for Hell. Satan: Oh...Another angel. God is ruining Heaven by creating things.

[@imaginaryedge60]

God making Yakutia God: Place it in Russia... Angel: Alright... God: Make the people speak Russian but way different Angel: Okay, that's not the weirdest thin- God: Make it extremely cold, about -45 celsius Angel: THAT'S TOO COLD- God: Have their winter last longer than any other winter in the world Angel: I don't even know anymore God: Have all their snow become basically solid Angel: But wouldnt that- God: And have *NO ONE* at *ALL* know about it. Angel: ...

[@gamercarmen3957]

*God Creating France* G: let's make a new country! Angle: Okay G: Make it full of fashion and city's, A: what else? G: Make it have good leaders, A: Anything else? G: Also make it fight war with other countries, A: Anything else? G: Make the people hate the goverment when they do one thing wrong. A: Wait... WHAT?!

[@blue_panda1]

[god creating butterflies] G- ok..take a worm A- ok? G- give it beautiful big colorful wings A- this seems great! G- and don’t give it a mouth A- WHY?! G- DO AS I SAY! A- .... G- and it flies A- ok...is that it? G- call it a...BUTTERFLY! A- ....ok...I’m done

[@macawesomebird3383]

So on the topic of 'world' I saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom today and I cried. (No spoilers ahead don't worry) But... I cried because I really needed to pee ;-;

[@Pearl8520]

12:49 that one hurt a little

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

I have bandaids, don't worry!

[@Seprons]

Yeah...

[@ireaut9322]

💉 to ease the pain

[@cadenbyrne3979]

🏥

[@JensenP12]

My best friend showed me this the other day between classes, I had to watch it immiediately as soon as I came home. I love it, it's bloody hilarious.

[@Seprons]

God creating Azores islands (Portugal): God: Remember that small country...Brazil? Angel: Portugal*... God: Exactly! Put 9 small islands far from it. Angel: Done! God: Like, really tiny! Angel: Ok... God: Make them really green and beautiful. Angel: This isn't so bad! God: Now make it so nobody knows they exist and their accent is super hard to understand. Angel: WHY DO YOU DO THIS?! God: BECAUSE I CAN!

[@drawnwithlove3499]

The Philippines one is so accurate but I wanna add to it: G: it never snows, their summers literally feel like boiling hell, but the nights are cold so when they wake up in the hot summer morning, they'll regret putting on to many blankets last night, lol Make it rain endlessly for like, 5 months Also make a typhoon that literally killed 6000 people just because the sky is angry Aaaaand, make sure the mothers there are as crazy as hispanic mothers, and they will literally make any part of an animal edible Angel: welp, time for my retirement

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

You know who is an amazing and lovable person? Well yeah, you too, but mainly "I am fandom trash"

[@trexthriving]

aww thanks you too

[@jaiden5358]

Wait... Do u guys like each other or something like that?

[@trexthriving]

platonic flirting™

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

The best kind of flirting, some say ;)

[@trexthriving]

this confuses me

[@capiisawesome6290]

P.M. Seymour, you should do more of these complications. These are hilarious!

[@WackyrDrago]

Lol I'm in Indonesia and I know 3 language

[@erland7694]

Yoo, me too and I know 2 language

[@valtterikoivisto2117]

Im from Finland and i know 3language Finnish English and German

[@drphantm]

Im 2

[@PrinceRightyI]

Good for you. Now learn the other 739 😂 I can speak 10 languages anyway. A lot of Indonesian, Malay (both are more or less the same) and English, and a few French, Thai, Javanese, etc., just a bit of each, enough for me to order food. 😂

[@richiearsanthi6181]

Im two 😂

[@deadman7224]

God creating New Zealand: G: make a small country A: ok G: split it in half, the top half must be as hot as Australia and the bottom like Antartica A: Umm... that's a bit odd G: now make all but two birds flightless and fat A: WHY?! G: make the other two either eat your children or your car A: THAT MAKES NO SENSE! G: also make the country shake A: what do you mean? G: SHAKE!

[@hannahscott6198]

Accurate 👌

[@jh-vt2ox]

In the Phillipines Magellan was killed by a Philippine hero because he didn't want everyone to think that Magellan found the land first even if people were already living there. Now the person who killed Magellan has a statue on the water with Magellans statue in the water.

[@setyoprayoga7439]

I wanna hear HIM. . . When we said "God dammit" and HE said "IM RIGHT HERE !" That would be. . .