God and Devil Creates Things [Binge Compilation]

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[@screeching_crow4674]

Devil: You know those dogs? Demon: Those four legged creatures that them humans love? Devil: Yeah. Let's make them suffer by making those dogs live a short life. Demon: Devil: Demon: Devil: I can taste the tears of depression already.

[@satan5035]

That never happened

[@stopbreathing3658]

@@satan5035 oh really?

[@candylovesyou7953]

@@satan5035 oh yeah surrrrrrrrrrre

[@satan3488]

*Impostor!*

[@springtrap7256]

satan is the devil's brother, so yah

[@Adeline-fm]

Making Game of Thrones (both God AND Satan) Satan: You know the television shows you made? God: Yeah... Satan: let's make one that everybody loves and hates at the same time Angel: please no Devil: this has potential God: let's throw in politics Satan: and scandals. Also a family that everybody loves. God: and make like, half of them die Devil: I'm seriously pondering who's side am I on Angel: please no Satan: and let's make certain characters worse than me God: Bartleby give them swords Angel: what Devil: can we put zombies pls God: You shouldn't have left heaven Satan: also it's highly addictive and has dragons

[@todddempsey1277]

Like father like son

[@Slothsincloth]

Lol

[@faatimaismail8856]

Yeah ok

[@cralnejnes1a186]

Perfect explanation

[@NStripleseven]

Yep. Nothing else to say, just yep

[@Salmonidae_]

God creating woodpeckers G: So you know birds? A: Yeah? G: Make one that repeatedly slams its head into wood. A: Dude, stop. G: And make it's tongue circle its brain. A: Why do I bother.

[@killernyancat8193]

God: Now make a one of a kind species based on this that's immortal. Angel: What?! God: Yeah. Like that Phoenix I made once Angel: ... God: Name it Woody Woodpecker and put it in an alternate Earth with cartoon properties that breaks the fourth wall occasionally Angel: Reminds me of when you made Marvel God: ...I said to NEVER talk about Deadpool ever again Angel: ... God: Make Woody into a TV show that airs on the normal earth. Angel: ... God: And make sure it gets a 2016 AD live action movie of the same name that takes place in a universe where normal Earth and the Alternate Earth collide and Woody lives in the same universe as the humans

[@High-LordHarza]

@@killernyancat8193 Deadpool did not invent fourth wall breaking, hell, Marvel didn't invent it, even though even they had multiple characters that broke the fourth wall long before DP, prime example being She-Hulk

[@killernyancat8193]

@@High-LordHarza true

[@Manifest-b6x]

Good 😇

[@RyeToasted]

(God making worms) G-I got an idea! A-What is it? G-Make it like a snake A-Ok...what else? G-Make it smaller A-this isn’t bad so far G-Make it not have scales and be slimy A-What!Why? G-I’m not done! G-Make it so that you can’t tell which end is it’s head and which end is it’s butt. A-But!Why! G-I’m still not done! G-Make it eat dirt! A-I don’t get paid enough for this

[@abyssuni4171]

*God making Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia* G: You know those phobias? A: Yeah? G: Make another one A: Ok.. G: Make the name REALLY long A: Alright.. where is the twist? G: MAKE IT THE FEAR OF LONG WORDS A: Why do I even do this

[@emiscat2533]

I'm gonna google this

[@cancerouskeith6791]

Notice how Satan is dark mode while God is light mode.

[@satan5035]

Yeah

[@cralnejnes1a186]

Light-ish

[@swordofstabbingold]

I'll have to play Devil's advocate. Dark mode is amazing.

[@mygenderisyes5771]

Therefore satan is better

[@ihasnolife3864]

" listen if we do this right we may be able to see mother nature in a swim suit" Angel:"......im in"

[@ahaha5057]

Satan making mosquitoes S: *sigh* we need a way to annoy the humans D: ok, what did you have in mind? S: make it a bug. D: Alright S: give it vampire powers D: I like where this is going S: Make sure it comes out in the summer, when humans show the most skin. D: NICE! S: That's not even the best part! Make sure the females carry dangerous, life threatening diseases!!! D: BRILLIANT MY DARK LORD!

[@Sigart]

S: Make sure it has a warning sound, so whenever one is near, if it's quiet enough, you know it's there, but you _can't find it!_

[@satan3488]

*I live on earth now, and I've gotta tell you.* *I regret this decision completely*

[@antikathy]

S: Also make the males considerably larger than the females, but they're harmless basically. D: ...

[@forg7430]

The females are the only ones that suck blood fun fact

[@overtlyblonde9848]

Satan made furries. And I saw that you deleted my comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Glossy269]

*God making a hamster* God: you remember mouses? Angle: .....yes? God: make them fluffy Angle: ok? God: Make them cute and beautiful Angle: so far so good God: they sleep the whole day and they look like a pancake when they sleep Angle: Finally something normal God: IM NOT FINISHED Angle: ... God: make them like to run inside a hollow wheel Angle: thats nice God: aaaaand make them hate each other and eat their babys Angle: IT WAS GOING SO GOOD *screams*

[@Isledadkart]

God creating P.M. Seymour God: okay. You know that video thing? Barnalbe: KZbin? G:yeah that. Make a youtuber thats also good at voice acting B: random but uh okay G: now make him recount tales of humans interacting with aliens B: b-but that hasnt happen- G:DID I STUTTER!? B: okay. What else? G:make him also recount us making things B:why? G: so he can give you a really annoying voice *laughs*

[@shadowfox8943]

Perfect

[@histimehascome6103]

Yes

[@killerkaizer8496]

Pm

[@kisho5497]

God makes memes God:Remeber the *inhale* INTERNET Angel:......yea? God:make the internet have jokes Angel:sounds interesting God:now make a sonic character that is the most deadest thing in the internet Angel:...I'm scared now Owen:tell me about it LOOK AT THAT ART! God:I LOVE IT

[@avery1093]

I think that Satan and God broke the Earth.....

[@queensatire]

Avery BigMess this is why we can't have nice things

[@pchelda6437]

The Earth was already broken. God made it.

[@firedragon128v7]

Humans broke Earth, we don’t even need any gods or demons to break Earth we already made the planet dirty and heat up too much

[@teejieyt]

Sanders sides?

[@satan3488]

*Nah, I made it better.*

[@shadowfox8943]

Alright so I wanna try this (God creats modern day kids) G: remember humans A: yeah G: make tiny versions of them and they'll be there offspring A: this is actually pretty goo- G: make a LOT of them addicted to the internet and addicted to a game called "fortnight" but make a select few of them hate it A: uhhh ok G: oh and make A WHOLE LOT OF 'EM absolutely LOVE memes and be addicted to wrighting fanfics of either there ships from almost any fandom, oh and most of 'em will love that "anime" thing A: but anime's not really for ki- G: I DONT CARE

[@nightmareemma]

The second part is mmmeeeeeeeee XD

[@kimclarke1194]

I'm that select few.

[@cralnejnes1a186]

I am one of the select few

[@PhoenixFlame-wq4bu]

God Creating P.M Seymour: God: Create a man Angle: Okay, any special requests? God: Make him have the versatile voice of an angle Angle: You mean a voice like mine? God: Yeah, sure. And like Owens, and mine, and even the Devil's and that one demon he always hangs around with. Angle: ....okay? That's a lot of different voices but pretty normal. God: OH! Give him initials that people are constantly guessing weird ass meanings for but never seem to get it right. Angle: ...why torture the poor man?

[@freshoceanwaters7947]

PhoenixFlame1353 angel not angle

[@shadowwarrior2772]

That is somewhere between a "Pfftttt" and a singular "ha" that isn't sarcastic. Good job! (Why do I know so many different text laughs T-T)

[@chuckleschees3]

Lol

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

God: Oh, and make him basically know everything we do and post it on KZbin Angel: But sir- God: Technically it won't be a problem because not everyone even thinks we're real, and I'm giving people free will sooooo yeah. Angel: Oh that makes sense. God: And also make him know everything that Lucifer and his other Demon do, and post that on KZbin too. Angel: Okay but *WHY* all of this? God: We need recognition. Also make him famous. Angel: ...I'm waiting for you to ruin it. God: Nah that's it Angel: Okay cool. God: Oh and make him completely overexaggerate all of my ideas so they sound stupid as fuck. Angel: And... I'm just okay with it? God: No, you'll be done with my shit. Angel: ...uh okay cool.

[@FenlyAS]

OMG WOMBLE DID ONE! I'll give my take on it. *God is creating Australians* G: Hey, remember when I got really drunk and thought that snakes were macaroni? A: God, not the danger noodle incident.. G: Aba-baba, shush. We gotta make people for this place, you know that right? A: God no wa- G: Ok so we make them REALLY fucking resiliant, to the sun, the creatures, everything that could generally kill them in that mistake I made. A: Wait, for real, you're actually gonna make something good? G: Make them all really fucking tan and do stupid shit. A: Please no. G: Oh and make them have a weird accent and be absolutely *OBSESSED* with crocodile skin hats. A: I get Australia is fucked up but this is a little too far. G: Not finished. Make them refer to everybody as cunts, both for bad and good reasons. G: AND MAKE THEM HAVE A WAR WITH EMUS AND LOSE!!! A: *distressed internal screaming*

[@DMphobia]

When a 3m subscriber youtuber is in the discord of a 300k subscriber youtuber.

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

20:35

[@arvo-noon]

I as a Australian can confirm this is accurate.

[@octopleb9370]

God ruind Bartelby's innocence.

[@virgil9280]

Queen of KZbin Yes

[@KyrstOak]

Satan is a naughty child who did a bad thing and God (his parent) sent him to his room without any dinner and his room is now called Hell.

[@joyking-worsham7148]

The devil making video games: Devil: so you know the Internet? Demon: yeah Devil: add some entertaining games on it Demon :is that not you know , a good thing Devil : and make it burn your eyes on it, make you lose sleep and, make it addicting Demon : NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH HELL FIRE!

[@hopechr]

*creates op bosses* s: and make it so when they lose they get salty d: ok s: and force them to lost 100 times to a single boss *inner agent 3* s: wait a moment i cant beat it s: *PERFECT*

[@burnttoast.2017]

Video games don't burn your eyes. In fact they improve hand eye coordination.

[@pandas4047]

God making math: God: So... make "suffering" a physical thing.

[@pearllitanoel5893]

Can we name the demon decan? And have owen and decan trade jobs for a day?

[@sikke2050]

Deacon, you mean? It would be funny to name him that

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

Oooh that is a nice idea.

[@samevans5284]

I never realized I needed something so bad in my entire life until just now

[@rebeccalotto8001]

Awesome, I'm down with Owen and decan switching jobs for a say

[@Jellied_Slime_Games]

Yes

[@frandehhuntress6033]

God creating bull's G:get a cow. A:ok.. G:give it very sharp horns A:here comes the "best" part.... G:make it look like its very agressive to the colour red but its actually agressive to loud noises and is colour blind and put it in Italy. A:THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!

[@inserisciunnome]

I re-watched the video today and i realized: My Home Wich you were talking about was NOT created... Eh eh eh eh....

[@thatguynamedtohuki]

Devil creates posts from shows without the source Devil: We need something about those otakus watching anime. Demon: Yes? Devil: Make some people post really funny and enjoyable videos from animes. Demon: That isn't even a little evi- Devil: *But they don't post the name of the show it was from!* Demon: That's my lord!

[@demonicthan742]

kicks down the door to hell "I finally found you!!!" grabs katana and runs toward Satan

[@shumad431]

Why u make me suffer???

[@lukegaming_yt6674]

God makes hills G:Hey remember the hills A:Yeah? G:Make em really really tall A:Ok? Guess I like it G:AND MAKE ICY ROCKS FALL OFF OF THEM A:What the heck

[@dracodoge238]

Satan making deserts. S: Ok, so you know a forest? D: Yeah? S: Take away all the tree's. D: I like it already. S: Make almost all the animals dangerous and almost no water. D: Yesss S: Also humans go crazy without water and hallucinate until they die of thirst and heat exhaustion. D: YESSS! I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK MASTER! S: Also toss in God's poisonous danger noodles. D: MWUAHAHHAHA.

[@ShackleYT]

Other Demon: what if we threw in those tiny nightmare bugs that love shoes and darkness? Devil: you get a raise!

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

These are just *perfect* explanations for deserts.

[@zeromorrison3066]

How the Devil make Trump Devil: So take an orange Demon: ok Devil: Give human qualities Demon: mmmhhh Devil: Now make it so everyone vote for him for something that's important and ruling Demon: That's not that bad Devil: Now make him against everything that not like him Demon: PERFECT later on Devil: WHAT HAVE I DONE

[@satan3488]

*I regret this decision*

[@UltimateHalG]

Even Satan hadn't wanted to create something that evil

[@knightly_doggo]

God: lol thanks you made the Donald for me!

[@satan3488]

*Oh fuck off God!*

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

You're all welcome.

[@Shikaschima]

God creating Swans: God: Well, Owen, what did I want to do today? Owen: *sigh* Create more animals... God: Right! Hmm ... Oh, oh! Remember those feathery flying things that are always obnoxiously loud when you get close to them? Owen: Uh. Ducks? ... yes? God: Take one and make their neck longer. Owen: ... I ... God: Now make them into a symbol of elegance and beauty. Owen: That ... sounds ... good...? God: Make them live on lakes and stay with their partner for their entire life, true love lasting forever and all that. Owen: This ... is good. God: Now give their wings *Mace-Bones* . Owen: ... what? God: And make them really easy to piss off about basically everything! Owen: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HURT BY THAT!

[@ebtheartist3843]

God: also make all the swans in London owned by the Queen Angel: um ok? I get it she's royalty but why own all the swans in Lond- God: AND MAKE IT TO WHERE IT IS ILLEGAL TO OWN A SWAN IN LONDON AND MAKE IT A CRIME TO OWNING ONE IF YOU ARE NOT THE QUEEN!!! Angel: OH GOD DAMMIT!!! God: LANGUAGE!

[@emeryjem]

And make the queen of england love them so much that she owns all the god damn things in london.

[@officialyes6079]

That last parts seems a bit more like a goose but ok

[@TurdusRufiventris]

I was calmly watching in night mode. Not bothering anyone. Letting my eyes rest. And then YOU GO AND SMASH THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS INTO MY FACE. My retina melts. My brain itself loses the ability to see. All is sadness and light mode now.

[@Anonymous-ys6du]

God and devil create the Internet Demon: Why are here? Angel: *Sighs* I could ask the same thing. God: Because we need a new idea Devil: yup Angel: ok then. God: Make a world wide communication device Demon: *groans* Devil: but make it have the worst stuff easily to find God: and make it have Hate Everywhere! Demon: fear as well? God: of course Devil: and no one has any life on one of the sites it has Demon: thats my devil Angel: why did I agree to this Devil/God: Because we demand Angel: *whimpers* Demon: haha

[@kittyqueen17hi68]

I feel like the Angel is the only sane one

[@teresateruel5400]

@@kittyqueen17hi68 that's cause he is

[@dylanbuttigieg5870]

For some reason i imagine owen as having the halo and demon wings (cause he quit working with god + he said he put him through a lot of hell) And barnaby as a small nerdy guy with glasses

[@Misosoup04]

21 minutes?! God power's working within this man

[@-_-queenofhappiness-_-3395]

I like that the devil enjoys he's work more than the angle

[@AmyTheWolfysGachas]

God creating the red-lipped Batfish: G: Create a spider... b: ok... G: make it live under water. b: Whats the catch? g: Make it so its terrible at swimming and looks like its wearing BRIGHT RED lipstick ALL THE TIME B: whyyy. G: IM NOT DONE! take away 6 of its legs and replace 2 with weird fin things, Aaannd make it have a really long nose. Owen: * whispers to bartleby * See why i originally left? this guy is crazy! B: you dont have to tell me twice G: IM NOT DONE! make it look like a puffer fish crossed with a tuna fish. b; whyyyy! G: BECAUSE I WANT TO!

[@rachelpresley4962]

god creates cheerios G:Hey so you know those ophanim? You know, those weird angels I have? A: What about them G: make em tiny A: k G: no eyes or wings, and not on fire constanly A: alright G: make them edible, made of grains, but no gluten. A: Anything else? G: make them taste good in that milk stuff. A: what deathtraps will you add G:none A: Hey, they look like little o's! How cheery! G: *wait* *Owen, in the distance:* *YOU MAKE THEM AN HOMAGE TO THE WEIRDOS BUT NOT ME?!?!?!?!*

[@alissaroot7014]

God creates onions G: take a white ball A:alright G:put a hat on it exactly the same color A:really detailed but ok G:add lines like a pumpkin A:a food? G:yup,and make them when you cut them you cry A:not as bad as the others but alright

[@MadHymek323]

God creates Chihuahuas: G: So get a dog. A: Ok. G: Make it tiny and adorable. A: This is good... G: Make it irresistible. A: IT’S PERFECT- G: Now make it bark at everything and sharp as teeth. A: WHY DO YOU DO THIS? G: *DO NOT QUESTION ME*

[@joliecravy5513]

when he read when the demon said "ayy! there's my devil!" I was like "oh god, what fanfiction now?" and the "I like the why you evil sir" Satan: *blushes* I try my best." OKAY GIMME DA FICS

[@astrobookwormsinger]

😂

[@Hermit_Gaming23]

some one needs to animate these guys

[@NerdyRulerz]

Airybuffalo 1, I know right?

[@justelle7191]

Airybuffalo 1 absolutely

[@imthetrashman8620]

Someone named sketch's art dump did! Look up God creates countries animation and it should show up!

[@xEnderwolfx]

God making dragons God: remember the danger noodles? Owen: Yeah? God: Make them longer and bigger Owen: okay God: Give them wings Owen: okay? God: give it legs with sharp claws Owen: uhh God: And make them breathe fire Owen: ..i sometimes question your sanity

[@McKaylaGamez]

The devil making Children Devil: Create cute small humans Demon: ok? Devil: Make it energetic at a young age Demon: this isn’t scary Devil: Also make it basically destroy the world and cause a debate to kill them before they are born or not! Demon: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

[@shedotshearts]

God Created The Children, Not Satan.

[@ramblingidiot8795]

@@shedotshearts no, they collaborated

[@shedotshearts]

Panda Bun Eeh true I guess

[@teresateruel5400]

Don't children mix up santa with satan... What if satan made that part

[@McKaylaGamez]

Teresa Teruel Satan: oh and make the small humans ask me to give them presents on Christmas instead of Santa.

[@NocturnalDecay]

*_what the french toast_* Edit: "Dad dammit."- Jesus, 2018

[@aster9953]

50 views 129 likes God and The Devil broke KZbin

[@satan3488]

*Well shit.*

[@conorphelan9004]

Summer youtube is just broken no assistance needed

[@jordynmendola3963]

@@satan3488 you broke KZbin w. H y

[@us8374]

Devil and Demon has a better relationship than God and Angel

[@cavelionpictures]

God makes swords God : ok make it shiny Angle: ok God: make it very hard to craft Angel: ok God: make it well designed with Beautiful patterns going all the way up to the tip Angle: ok God: make it so you have to dance with it Angle: ok this looks pretty cool God: now make so you have to fight and kill someone just to prove a point with it Angle: (sigh) and it was going so well too

[@rbck8826]

Wow i didn't know angles could speak

[@louijensen475]

God: yeah but yours is on fire.

[@cavelionpictures]

@@louijensen475 yes

[@zenderthedragon]

God creating the Bobbit worm G: U know the millipedes? A: yah? G: put some of those in the sea A: *sigh* oh you G: now make it live under the sand in the water! A: ok G: give it a weird jaw and dip it in nightmare fuel A: u know i'm almost sure now that satin somehow has u blackmailed so u make all these things. G: nothing like that, ANYWAY! so when it uses it to grab stuff and drag underground suddenly so it will never see the light of day! A: screw this *leave ranting* S: this robot of god is so fun to use on that guy

[@Miya-Miya24]

5:16 He's talking about periods isn't he... (ironically I'm on my period... CURSE YOU DEVIL!)

[@aquapenguin9697]

Asia Quinn why satan why?!

[@plant_12]

I don't have periods yet. But the blood is the only thing left.

[@coolblobfish1799]

thats not irony

[@eyelessjack8260]

@@coolblobfish1799 She happened to bump on it while she was on her period, so yes, yes it is

[@jaytheotaku2821]

That’s not irony. That’s coincidence.

[@faeriebeariesasmr3042]

The relationship between the devil and his minions is so supportive in this. It’s really nice. Constructive critique and encouragement. I always knew demons were the better ones

[@MalkonDova]

God making Furries God: Make people who really like animals, like, so much that some would dress up as them. Angel: Okay...what else? God: Make them to be really nice people. Angel: **Sigh** What's the twist? God: *_MAKE EVERYONE HATE THEM_*

[@monarch6662]

To continue that God:Remember furries Lucifer:yes God:Remember sonic Lucifer:Oh God God:it's not that bad God:MAKE MASHUP PORN OF THOSE TWO Lucifer:chokes God God:YOUR JOB IS TO MAKE EVIL THINGS NOW

[@monarch6662]

But be snitches to underage open watchers

[@thedrunkendragon7151]

Me: *sniffle* Everyone else: AND NO DRAWING ANIMALS

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Soviet who Cuts Shit like your comment is why people hate furries. Just lies that gullible-ass people believe.

[@AZYMTH]

Soviet who Cuts make everyone extremely nice and welcoming and accepting, but make .001% of them pedophiles just so people think that their all pedos even thought their not.

[@dragonacross5650]

How God creates Sans God: Do you know that skeleton? Angel: Yeah God: Make it short Angel: ok God: If you kill his brother you going to have a bad time! Angel: WHYYY!!!!???

[@temmiemew]

:)

[@arthurdias6860]

God: make him liking bad puns Angel: Not bad... God: and maybe lazy... maybe with 1 attack and def Angel: why? God: but make him extremely smart and powerfull! Angel: Oh, i like that trope! Go on! God: Make him really good in quantum physics. And even know a thing or two about timelines Angel: ok i'm like we're this is going,! God: but that make him extremelly depressed because in one of the timelines his brother dies! And then he fights you! Make his fight hard as hell! Angel: well, atleast this will desmotivate people and they will not start genoci... God: you didn't understand. *that will motivate people even more* Angel: What? God: now let's make him fangirls... Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[@shadowstrider8295]

THANK YOU JESUS! Jesus: Your welcome

[@evilnekowantznobs]

You`re*

[@tjstarblood624]

Devil creates mosquitoes. Lucifer: Lessee.... remember the tick? Demon: Yes, sir? Lucifer: Make it fly. Demon: Alright. Lucifer: Make their bite more itchy and irritating. Demon: Uh huh... Lucifer: Have them live EVERYWHERE. Multiply them! God: That's a bit much! Lucifer: Alriggt... give the humans various forms of protection, but make most of them fail. Demon: Anything else? Lucifer: oh! And make the most common form of protection smell awful and stick to clothes!

[@nouvelleflame6717]

Everyone saying that stepping on Legos is painful, as clearly never put their knee on a Lego brick. Spoiler alert: It hurts ten times as much.

[@zemorph42]

Bumping the knee on a pillow can hurt.

[@XDandridge]

3:57 “ I don’t know how that last one is going to work” I have two words for the demon- Tid pods

[@teresateruel5400]

Ah yes those

[@diamondkind6912]

Other people: _Avengers: Infinity War_ was the best crossover in history! Me: **watches this** I'm sorry were you saying something?

[@katthings7714]

26 minutes ago I thought I lost my phone, after 26 minutes of searching my entire house I realized I was watching KZbin on it.

[@thephoenix8308]

God creating me G: Can I see one of the birds A: This is new, why G: Just do it A: Alright here G:*Lights bird on fire* A: HOLY CRAP G: Cool right A: NO G: Now give it the ability to resurrect A: WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE G:WHY ARENT YOU MAKING IT A: I'll g-get to work G: Good boy

[@shadowwarrior2772]

I like it! I'll give it a try. God Making me (my avatar) God: Hey you know humans right? Angel: Yes? G: Make one that is kinda dark and menecing. A: Sigh...here we go. G: Give it a perminit cloak. A: Like made of cloth? G: Like made of Shadows... A: why...how? G: Except it's basically thier skin. Oh, give them a face no one and I mean NO ONE will ever get to see...except maybe the eyes when they glow of course. A: How can this get worse... G: Now make it love me and have a REALLY good concience. A: ...really? G: Yet have a dark side and constantly have an internal struggle between the light and the dark. A: So close...so close to something almost nice. G: AND GIVE IT POWERS OVER SHADOWS!!! As well as an irrational/rational fear of them. A: (losing his mind) AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@peter-rl8ox]

God creates school God: Ok, so, you know those tiny humans we made? Angel: children? yeah i remember those God: make a place where they go to learn stuff Angel: ok God: make it a good place to make new friends Angel: this sounds good sofar God: now making almost nothing you learn there useful Angel: wait but then why do they ha- God: and add a social heirarchy to make some of them kill/harm themselves or shoot other children Angel: WHY? God: you know what? just make it literally hell on earth.

[@berneverything1932]

There's going to be a fandom about this i swear

[@coolblobfish1799]

already is

[@magicaldorito733]

"What the French toast?" is now my new favorite expression.

[@KeroKing_]

God and Devil making CJ casket. Devil: Okay so you know how we can possess a human. Demon: Yeah Devil: Make a person exactly like me, but less powerful. Demon: Really? Anything else? Devil: Have them only do Genoc- God: WAIT!!! Angel: sir why are we here? God: Listen Davul, I don't like your idea. Devil: IT'S DEVIL NOT DAVUL. AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? Demon: he's drunk isn't he. Angel: yep. *ALOT later* Devil: okay so we agree God: yeah, a girl half me and half you Devil: wait why a gi- God: TOO LATE ALREADY MADE HER!!!

[@imthetrashman8620]

What's CJ casket?

[@KeroKing_]

CJ casket is a KZbinr I watch, she has 2 channels. But she only uploads on one, with the Meme song clips. The other one she no longer uploads on.

[@shadowwarrior2772]

...wat?

[@averynaughtyboy1404]

MEME STER this seems funny

[@rockmusicchallenge]

God creating the internet: God: you know computers? Angel: yeah God: have them accessible to the world so humans can contact each other in different countries Angel: what's the catch? God: and make them full of different informations about everything Angel: that's actually pretty goo... God: THEN ADD THE DARK WEB Angel: i quit

[@dansnell5774]

Anyone enjoy the demon-devil interactions more than the god-angel interactions?

[@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607]

Daniel S yep

[@shorelockhomes943]

Slightly. Thanks Mariate.

[@coolblobfish1799]

WAY MORE!!!!!

[@vickidagurk3773]

Yes

[@veggiedragon1000]

Yeah. It's always more fun to watch people who enjoy their job. 3:)

[@alexknudsen7799]

"ME DAMNIT" That actually took me a second.

[@pewpewpewkitty954]

I loved the wanting to eat another organisms heart part. That, just, yup.

[@shadowwarrior2772]

...um everything okay there? ._.

[@carterking6247]

Ok whenever I listen to these I can't help but imagine the hand gestures that god and the devil make they must be so funny 😂😂

[@Snoorftcs]

**Evil Laugh from Me** ((Creating Ghost peppers)) Demon: What will we be creating to day sir? Devil: Hm? Ah yes. We will be creating a food today. Demon:Go on, sir. Devil: Remember bannana peppers? The things God created? **in heaven** God: MY NAME HAS BEEN SPOKKEEEENNNNNN! **Back to hell** Devil: **shivers** Anyway. Make the red. Demon: Mhm. Devil:Nooowwww make them super hot and send people to the hospitle to be treated for burns. Demon: What sha'll we call it? Devil: Ghost peppers. Demon: Wow. A work of art! **claps**

[@woobgamer5210]

Devil: also have it so it can kill people Demon: HOHOHO THIS GETS BETTER Devil: *AND CREATE ANOTHER PEPPER HOTTER THAN THAT* Demons:*chanting* SATAN SATAN SATAN

[@controllerplayer321]

Other than stopping or 20 seconds total because of your spelling you're good.

[@ComradeRedmond]

*God makes Frilled Sharks* God: Ok mix a shark with an eel Angel: Alright God: Make it live in the abyss Angel: Mostly normal so far... God: Makes its teeth freaky and weird Angel: Oh boy..here we go God: Add a few drops of nightmare fuel Angel: Oh no.. God: AND MAKE ITS GILLS EITHER EXPLODE OR LOOK LIKE OLD PEOPLE SKIN Angel: ... *commits power off*

[@leizledioso6677]

God creating Kumamon: God: Okay, get the most common bear breeds Angel: Okay, I got a grizzy bear, a panda bear, and a polar bear God: Perfect, now combine them all together Angel: Awww, that would look cute! God: Make it non-living Angel: Wait, what? God: It's missing something *looks at the gallon of nightmare fuel* God: *snaps fingers* AHA! Put nightmare fuel in the mixture Angel: Okay... God: You know what? Put ALL of the nighmare fuel in the mixture Angel: ...IT WAS GOING SO WELL!!!

[@aelaynaswitchedchannels1846]

(Satan creating countryhumans) S - Ya know countries and humans? D - Yeah? S - Well put them together and make people ship them. D - Countryhumans, sounds good.

[@chaoticdusk1316]

I ship Satan and his demon companion so hard. Like it isn't even funny.

[@commonfrog657]

Chaotic Dusk s a m e

[@virgil9280]

Chaotic Dusk Is it weird I ship Owen x Bartelby???

[@chaoticdusk1316]

Brianna Fletcher Nah. Though I kinda see it as more of a big brother little brother relationship. It's still cute either way. Like imagine Bartleby comforting Owen after a long day of having to deal with God. Either way it's still a cute relationship.

[@plant_12]

Brianna Fletcher no, it would actually be a good ship.

[@Moni-ob7xi]

Shiips yaaass

[@marcusturner27]

God creating tacos G: Remember Mexico? A: Yeah G: Make this food come from it A: Okay G: Put it in a hard shell A: Where’s the catch? G: Make a fast food place called ‘Taco Bell’ that only sells this food A: K G: Make it explode toilets every time you eat there A: Are you drunk again?

[@ninamijatovic1032]

5:44 I still ship it...

[@zephyr1201]

sunshine child 😂 I needed to make it come true

[@cloudedcrows]

sunshine child me too like rn god, make this a thing

[@satan3488]

*Give me fanfiction of this.*

[@Manifest-b6x]

God creates cell phones G:Make little uhhh electronics A:Ok G:make humans make a company called "APPLE" A:what the heck??????? G:DON'T QUESTION MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! A:I'm leaving

[@johnleviflorida9111]

god creating piranhas G:see that fish over there A:yeah.... fill it with teeth? G:yes and make them go in pack's A:and what biome do they live? G:the swamps oh and make it so they bite in a millisecond's and it feels like your in boiling water A:please can i just die now...

[@weewoo2650]

God making Cristali G: so you know furries? A: mhm G: make one pink and weird

[@helenatwood4560]

Well my profile picture is a rabbit from Watership Down so... God: Remember the rabbit Angel: Er... yes? God: Make a book about them fighting each other to the death for survival and reproductive needs. Oh, and make sure they get a movie and TV series adaptation. Angel: *screams* Why... God: Because I said so.

[@purrlionpony9317]

Lol. I love it!

[@annaluciawolf6528]

We need more of these

[@wheels88]

Xenophos24 is a genius. He did something that P.M. Seymour didn't like! Nice one dude!

[@renzamarie2671]

With this video, I think Satan is slightly more civil than God. For example: Demon: Put it in Australia? Devil: no. *they suffer enough*

[@originlostborn369]

14:47, ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNCCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@shadowwarrior2772]

Mantis shrimp...punches with the power of a bullet.

[@ravewingz]

God making dragons God: take a lizard Angle: ok God: make it really big Angle: that's an alligator God: I'm not done make them breath fire and ice and other stuff Angle: ... God: and make them have wings. Oh and make sure they are not real but make kids really want one

[@Ascensionisms]

#BRINGBACKOWEN!!! please stay too. what am I doin with my life.... This is the entire reason I am not dead. Thanks P.m

[@Kikoou]

"Oh, and don't forget to ensure that humans will feel constant sadness and pain while watching so they won't remember how to function normally later." That's pretty much just me, I was so fucked after playing DDLC. Sayori's death completely destroyed me emotionally. I'm still fucked but I'm less depressed than I was months ago.

[@finnfletcher5333]

God makes trump God: Ok who rules America Angel: Nobody for G: Very well then, take an orange A: Uhhh ok G:Give it a blonde wig A: Ok ok not bad Satan bursts in through the door Satan: MAKE IT THE WORST THING TO EXIST G: What are you doing here?! S: Fixing it A: What S: make it hate Mexican people and immigrants A: (scared) ok S: ooh lightbulb, have it want to build a wall A: Ok, and the name S: (dramatically) Donald J Trump A random demon just starts to applaud

[@daltoncriswell803]

Most ambitious crossover ever.

[@virgil9280]

Abighail Fletcher We have the same last name.

[@babypunkbat]

Abighail Fletcher YESS

[@mysteriousfox8617]

you are my favorite comment

[@babypunkbat]

Mysterious fox I know right? 😂😂

[@lilianat9312]

God Creating Dogs G: So you know cats? A: Yeah. G:Make it something called a dog. G:Also give them cute faces and stubs for legs. A: So far so good please don't make it bad pleaseeeeeeee! G: I will try not to but it might not work.... A: Oh please no help....... G:AND MAKE THEM EAT THEIR OWN POOP!!!! A: You j-just ruined this whole world....... (Cries)

[@macawesomebird3383]

God AND Satan? *_I ship it._*

[@mistrex]

Macawesome Bird Angel AND Devil? *i ship it*

[@rickplayzyt6277]

Please why?

[@mistrex]

berzerkerRick playz on my comment i just made it because of the comment before my comment

[@macawesomebird3383]

Someone Different Ded is a better name for God and Devil, I think.

[@rickplayzyt6277]

Someone Different true....

[@tadaaki5290]

God creating wine: G: OKay, you know grapes? A: Yeah... G: Make it into a juice. A: Sounds great! G: And make people super high when they drink too much. A: Why do I even work here?

[@BlooMonkiMan]

G: and give my son the power to turn water into the stuff A: I- HUH???

[@shinyumbreon194]

The only thing god and the devil will ever do together is this.

[@slateblu0]

I once had a dream where I accidently cut open an avocado pit and the secrets of te universe were revealed to me. 2/10 would not recommend. Secrets not as interesting as you'd think.

[@UraniumEater59]

Yay I love this series!

[@hi_yes_money]

I love the voices they are probably on point

[@midnightoctober6615]

The demon sounds like yoda sometimes.

[@xEnderwolfx]

God making foxes God: okay so you know those dogs we made before? Angel: yeah? God: Take one and make it orange and have pointy ears Angel: okay God: make it have a poofy tail and poofy fur Angel: this actually looks cute...what's the catch? God: make them smell like a skunk, but to not to use it as defense, but to use it to distinguish themselves... and make some people keep them as pets anyways. Angel: ...anything else? God: Humans also use them in an activity to be hunted and killed Angel: okay that's fucked up

[@jamesonmerrill1676]

i love this video.

[@diamondkind6912]

Tamara Ellsworld And I love your profile picture and username uwu

[@jamesonmerrill1676]

TordEddsworld {•DiamondKind•} y tanku uwu I drew my profile pic myself

[@diamondkind6912]

Tamara Ellsworld O nice I like your art style

[@jamesonmerrill1676]

TordEddsworld {•DiamondKind•} I don't usually draw like that cuz it takes forever, but thank you (/'-')/ ~🌌

[@diamondkind6912]

Tamara Ellsworld Your welcome UwU

[@therealbeanbot]

I love how the demon is always super supportive of the devil but the angels are just done with God’s antics

[@zakeerabdulkarrim2573]

#owenandbartlebyteamup

[@laakhk12]

Devil creates me Devil: get a skeleton Demon: Mhm? Devil: make it alive and have a gold tooth Demon: sir are you on drugs Devil: make him evil and make everyone hate him Demon: THATS MY DEVIL

[@CatalystRaptor]

lel I need to die, I found this 17 seconds after upload

[@galqxies3491]

Devil making demon Devil: Hey servant. *silence* Devil: I'll make something evil and call it. . . DEMON!

[@ibadatsidhu81]

So no one is gonna talk about the fact that anime is not just hentai? People, go watch Naruto, Noragami or Silent Voice. And for little kids, watch a studio Ghibli movie or two. Most people have watched anime without even realising they have.

[@smallsnake9172]

19:25 it's so true. I live in SoCal and my mom loves them with anything anyhow

[@rebel2275]

You sound like a child that i know(he's also like devil, should i be concerned)

[@jow932]

6:13 I hear the voices.... I have paranoia when Im alone in a dark room