God Makes Chihuahuas

Somebody commented giving me this idea

[@MBroam]

Chihuaha's, 50% rage, 50% tremble.

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

They tremble with rage! 📳😖🤬📳

[@justafan13]

Your proportions are a bit off, it's 65% rage and 35% tremble

[@CapPotato388]

​@@justafan13 your proportions are a bit off, it's 100% rage, 100% tremble. Like Jesus with divinity and manhood.

[@phoenix0153]

You are both wrong. The rage is over 9000! And the body trembles because it just barely contains the power it possesses.

[@schrdngrskat3847]

When I first saw this comment, it had 666 likes 😂

[@tatertot3911]

there’s too much rage for their little bodies so they shake uncontrollably

[@airplane742]

524 no comment?

[@leah.the.gremlin]

631 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that

[@snraven1100]

They are the spawn of Satan

[@Shaun_Plays]

845 likes and 2 replay? Lemme fix that

[@S.C.P-Site46]

894 likes and 3 replies? Lemme fix that

[@marisoldelossantos5518]

"They feed off the souls of bad dog owners" Probably the best idea ive heard.

[@mahwishaasim]

SATAN

[@danpierce1937]

​@@mahwishaasimu a saitanist?

[@anobody3811]

@@danpierce1937 yes

[@opeeate]

god liked it as well. 😁

[@shelleydawnballard]

When you're loved by a chihuahua, you feel special. It's like being accepted thru fire and trial

[@ac1646]

🤣🤣👏🫶

[@F_M20]

it's like being accepted by satan?

[@Itsmerveille125]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@unachica7162]

Do you mean trial by fire?

[@endersquiddyyoutube7999]

For some reason I absolutely love the line "That's right, bitches. And I've got the paperwork."

[@93_industries]

Gun owners talking to the atf be like

[@SoniWyd]

Sounds kinda gay to me

[@endersquiddyyoutube7999]

@@SoniWyd I don't see it, but okay sure

[@elvinserrano4182]

Fr

[@laurakastrup]

@@SoniWydnothing wrong with being a raging homosexual but also effective and efficient at your job 😂

[@longcheese6179]

“Anger of 10,000 men..” “20,000 if it mixes with a Jack Russell.”

[@alchemicmercury]

Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.

[@longcheese6179]

@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.

[@yarik14]

Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors. I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.

[@longcheese6179]

@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.

[@noicemate9111]

@@yarik14Jack Russells are usually never hostile towards people

[@WDawghehe]

Lucifer: My idea for a dog is called *"THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBERDU-"*

[@user-xn4zn3sr5c]

*THAT SPITS FIRE* AND *MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT* *✨DEPRESSION✨*

[@maddragonriseowo1278]

Hazbin hotel trope! Reunite!

[@AmandaTroutman]

❤

[@jessieridgeway8334]

RUBBERDOG. I meants to say dog

[@PowerPunk31590]

Love it 😍

[@user-mk9de5gw3h]

"Dont you think it's a little...intense???" "Yes I do thank you " That had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@S1ushyHead]

“The anger of *10,000* men” Had me *rolling* 💀

[@thatoneguy8010]

that was indeed the joke

[@WhiteEmperor]

you really rolled?

[@Thelittleguy4151]

You see me rolling

[@shyrougegaming7922]

My man took advice from Vlad-bloody-Tepes.

[@Thelittleguy4151]

@@shyrougegaming7922 what's that?

[@devam8192]

That small body of Chihuahua contains the rage of all nine circles of hells.

[@raymondwiggins354]

And the intense vibrating of a temmie that has been left alone in battle for too long

[@alexs5814]

Contain? It's more like a portable boombox to shout out all the agony of untold myriads of sinners souls^^

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

​@@raymondwiggins354 Hoiiiii I'm temmie ○W○

[@KatrinaGamse]

I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂

[@MrJay_White]

and all 9 cells of its brain

[@FeppyDoo]

My inlaws had one before she died that only barked when people were leaving. Like as soon as somebody said goodbye she started raising hell like "your gonna stop petting me? ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

I had two half Chihuahuas mixed with Shih Tzu, and lets just say they both were freaking polar opposites. Both were girls, had shorter noses but big brown eyes, curly tails, and big paws and ears. Both died around 10 years ago from being hit by vehicles, but remember them like yesterday, i buried them both. Piper was black and white, had long fluffy fur, and the patience and happiness of something like a Golden Retriever which made no sense. Meanwhile Blossom was tan and brown, short frizzy fur, and the attitude of a broken chainsaw on cocaine. It is entirely possible that both were made by an angel and a demon for a science project in their school as partners together. They succeeded.

[@khaleesireyna731]

They both sound like such amazing girls!❤

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

I really miss them honestly. Piper even had puppies long ago, then we gave all away except one, Fozzie, who was part Chihuahua part Shih Tzu and half Labrador. You would have never seen a sweeter dog. Sadly, he died too... I miss all my previous pets.

[@Will-mk5pj]

Holy shit, describing a chihuahua as a broken chainsaw on cocaine is the best thing i’ve ever heard

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

​@@kosakukawajiri5007 How did you get a LABRADOR of ALL THINGS to mate with a CHIHUAHUA? And how did she even SURVIVE?? 👁👄👁

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec Remember, she was half Chihuahua half Shih Tzu, she was larger than most chewies. That and the lab wasn't that big. It was one of the neighbors labs. Let's just say when I let Piper out to do business, they decided to have debauchery.

[@izthistle6196]

“Feed on the souls of bad dog owners” is the greatest idea ever

[@darthball001]

On god

[@Starlight-ik9qp]

And god said it's a good idea 🤣

[@Graphgaming]

funny

[@dudewhatthewhat8983]

Being a bad owner to your dog, and then dying by a chihuahua eating your soul. If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is.

[@Freddy_Ghost4997]

It actually is

[@Haruo616]

The 'that's right bitches i have got the paperwork' got me dying

[@tommylanger7686]

Bro came prepared after half an eternity

[@MandyWoodside-ks3bj]

Female dog

[@john-ic5pz]

ikr! Lucifer is the patron saint of administrators & bureaucrats. 😅

[@john-ic5pz]

​@@MandyWoodside-ks3bj ikr, he layered so many jokes into this clip 🤣🤍

[@some_dude1596]

“That’ssss actually very helpful…” that had me dying lol.

[@gorillachadvr-rights]

my chihuahua, coco, she is not aggressive at all, she just hates the mailman and she is 50% kill mailman, 50% shaking violently

[@TomiokaGiyuu02]

As a chihuahua, I can confirm Satan made me.

[@spookysugar]

Satan: **inflicts humanity with chihuahuas and their barely contained rage** Gabriel: This is why Dad doesn't fckin love you!

[@beastly.warner]

😂😂😂😂

[@endergameing105]

Satan attest I have bichis

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Satan: said the dude whos only major role in pop culture is as an imposter

[@siegebot82]

I get the reference

[@supernovaRA]

I own a Chiuauha

[@SethBeck]

"What's up, little brother," and, "Just like old times," is the most biblical thing ever.

[@almasakic1148]

just like Old Testament times

[@blackknight6757]

The likes being 616 💀

[@katsuya063]

But isn't lucifer God's son?

[@angiebarron3818]

​@Katsuya06 no he was an angel

[@enibeni2071]

Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense. Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).

[@rachel2610]

I trained my chichi like she was a big dog. She’s also a rescue and came from an abusive home in the past… I will happily say, after 6 months of consistent training… she rarely barks at my guests and if she does then it lasts for 10 seconds before she warms up. These dogs are angry because they’re bred to be warriors and no one gives them proper credit because of their small size. If you train the chichi like it’s a Belgian Malinois then you have nothing to worry about… no dogs are bad dogs! Also - all breeds are trainable

[@ac1646]

"If you train the chichi like it’s a Belgian Malinois then you have nothing to worry about…" Class. Absolute class.

[@Du-Masses]

I totally agree! It’s all about training. The little dogs get away with bad behaviors because people aren’t as scared of them.

[@suan333]

Exactly, thank you!! All breeds are trainable and all breeds must be trained.

[@ultimatexecutioner8260]

I live with two chihuahuas, one 14 and one 3, and they are the two most calmest and happiest chihuahuas I’ve ever seen. Completely shifted the stereotype of hellhounds for me.

[@wendy5290]

My two were my vets favourites. Sweetest, kindest little bundles of joy and great with the grandchildren.

[@denisehagwood4542]

Mine was the best dog ever. I miss him

[@amberfuchscia709]

My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.

[@Bowie_E]

I wanna be a grandparent like that

[@Ms.Whiplash]

I don't want your Cash Money. 😂

[@gerudoqueenriju]

It's the owners, not the dogs.

[@amberfuchscia709]

@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.

[@gerudoqueenriju]

@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.

[@viktorisedits]

*chuckles demonically* “Yeah, that was Vlad’s idea.”

[@Hibubbles0315]

Are you a PJO fan? I mean you have Reyna as profile picture

[@viktorisedits]

@@Hibubbles0315 ah yeah I make pjo and hoo edits

[@Hibubbles0315]

@@viktorisedits it’s interesting seeing other fans in other kind of videos, I’ll see your edits

[@ReachingClouds]

​@@philipphalter926 He would probably use the little maggots as torture devices.

[@3arthandsky]

Thanks to vlad I seen a diabolic tiny dog.

[@arjonlisi9813]

Okay so you want to make a CHI-OO-AA-OO-AA had me dying and bro the anger of 10.000 men 😂😂😂😂

[@Kittyqueen87yeagirluwu]

😂😂😂😂

[@CookieQueenVi]

My friend actually has a chihuahua named Freddy. He's so cute 🥰❤

[@dragonxlove]

When the rebellious one comes back, but is still the parental favorite.

[@alzbetavomackova8570]

*Cough*Jason Todd*Cough*

[@hannajung7512]

So... you mean... the "prodigal son" was actually about Lucyfer?

[@abnerreyes3449]

Yes my favorite robin jason Todd

[@kingnduh6654]

mh good ideas have to be recognized by someone. just saying 🙂

[@moontoot333]

Haha fr tho

[@Marzzzz111]

I love how the angel is the only sane person there

[@Cobra12366]

74 likes and zero comments let me help with that

[@arandomguyontheinternet5020]

541 and 2 comments let me help with that

[@2Guys1CarTV]

872 with 3 comments? Let me help with that

[@jazzelprogato7420]

1k likes and 4 bots? this is fix

[@zelistiusedits]

1.4k likes and only 6 comments? This will do

[@Kuro.is_d3ad]

WHY DO YOU LOOK SO DAMN GOOD IN A SUIT?!

[@naomitolbert8885]

Satan missed one key label of Chihuahuas, Jumping when it fucking barks

[@unitystorm6859]

As a Chihuahua owner I can not confirm that it has the anger of 10,000 men.I can confirm it has the anger of 40,000 men-

[@maggiechang9956]

😂😂

[@cowboylikeizzie]

mines actually chill tho

[@xxmension04xx47]

100,000 men

[@_nobu_8852]

mine is so pure(

[@literallyeunchae]

I don't get all the angry chihuahua jokes, my grandma has 6 of them and their all sweet wittle pure babies lol

[@joemercurio871]

"The anger of 10,000 men" was one of the better lines I've heard recently. That's some top-notch content right there!

[@reginasandoval628]

My mom says "Chihuahua" when she's angry

[@jillgross6232]

Chihuahuas are the best breed. We have seven of them. 15 years to 6 months. They bark alot, defend our home at all costs and are loyal to a fault. ❤❤❤

[@xX_H347H3R_Xx]

Honestly, I can appreciate Satan's wit and interest in chaos.

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy. He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.

[@DonnaBarrHerself]

And he'll protect you from any other dog ever.

[@aneitalt]

Sounds like a very good boy.

[@roberthohman4637]

going off this video's jokes, maybe it ate the soul of a secretary that was a bad dog owner XD

[@AngelaKSellsHomes]

That's so cool! You can help no matter what your size.

[@eddavanleemputten9232]

Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU! They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers. Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of. I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another. 💖

[@beautifulinterlude7044]

Violent shaking as a personality trait has me screaming 😂😂😂😂

[@heeheeghost3139]

I could have u screaming too 🥱

[@UNoWKoWN]

420th comment

[@darraghtormey1500]

So accurate 😂😂😂

[@yuanyuan4647]

This had me shaking

[@potatoestudio538]

Chihuahua is actually such sweet dogs

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Yeah right 😂

[@Chriszapis-ok]

"Hey god~ WHY'S LUCIFER HERE ?!?" That's peak

[@rosetyler4630]

My chihuahua baby was an angel- unless you messed with his ears or woke him from sleep…or just looked at him wrong 😂

[@dragonforcelego]

Or probably just looked at him... Or was in his vicinity... Or excistet

[@Aracnah]

@@dragonforcelego breathed HIS air

[@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost]

Sooo...a fallen angel?

[@howaboutno1083]

Angel just like Lucifer 😂

[@youtubeidentity7412]

😂😂😂 You guys...smh

[@Miguel_loves_villains]

the best part is that they arent really 50% anger, they show that anger with bad owners so the "feed on bad owners' soul" is almost a real thing

[@um2913]

Dude fr 😂

[@TheJarlath9]

fr my sis has one and she is the sweetest dog and walks with grace.

[@Nebafyer_DandD]

Long hairs also tend to be sweeter than short hairs.

[@mysteriousmask9096]

The video pretty funny but I'm against making fun of ANY religion exept if it's dum

[@justsomeguy3267]

@@mysteriousmask9096 So you're not against making fun of any religion?

[@Elizabeth-dv9wh]

I had a chihuahua and she wasn’t mean like she wouldn’t ankle bite and she would only ever bark at strangers. She also loved babies for some reason and thought she was a human like she would sleep like one, eat human food, and try to act like one.

[@cricklicklers9382]

You are so delightfully talented. I just love your content. Your script writing seems pretty clean as your edits have really tight transitions. Bravo for the entire process. Just great content.

[@randompersonontheinternet1435]

I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow

[@LovelessMilo]

Minnow is such a cute small dog name!!

[@evanfrioux910]

Dude my chihuahua only has 3 legs and is sweet around other people maybe all of their rage is stored in the legs

[@124neospacedude]

minnow translates to small and insignificant

[@MsBettyRubble]

Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.

[@bringmychariot]

​@@evanfrioux910 My rage is *also* stored in my legs, so I can relate.

[@socpancake]

OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯 (also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)

[@StrakanDocrusReakal]

Now, is vlad dracula as in count dracula, or vlad dracula as in VLAD THE IMPALER!

[@HaagseDannyKalf]

​@@StrakanDocrusReakal Dracula is based off Vlad the Impaler anyway, so it doesn't really matter😂

[@cristlejohnson4900]

They meant Vlad the Impaler, not the vampire made after him.

[@StrakanDocrusReakal]

@@HaagseDannyKalf i know, i know, AND I LOVE IT

[@socpancake]

not to be the WeLL-aCtUaLLy girl, but his human name was Dracula too 😅 so everybody is correct yay!

[@aracuno8626]

I was expecting something like bloodhounds but this is way more accurate

[@WolfoftheNorse]

The violent shaking is too real, worked dog daycare literally every one we had was either shaking in rage or terror the only time they weren't was when they were eating, drinking or getting loved

[@TheKisame808]

i love how Luci had the paperwork and everything. and you know he didn't leave any room for loopholes.

[@GhostBear3067]

He should have access to a lot of lawyers...

[@TheKisame808]

@@GhostBear3067 he 100% does

[@saracecchinelli3740]

Also Gabriel keeps his dogs breeds in that sheet but Luci has a whole book on chihuahuas lol

[@patrickpromen3605]

No room for error. Not since that Johnny fiasco.

[@Grey_Shard]

that's because Hell has 99% of all lawyers.

[@AKidNamedLucas]

“Apple shaped head” Lmao my chihuahua heard that and looked at me with much tremble Update:he ate an apple

[@alycran]

😂

[@colexyt8500]

Nah, bro was offended 💀

[@Adharcaiin]

That means its about to fuck you up

[@Adharcaiin]

That means its about to fuck you up

[@Leeya_Nyx]

Bro gonna bite you to death

[@KuraSoKool]

The fact everyone says how mean Chihuahuas are but mine is literally the sweetest 😭😭 I love her sm

[@wenzler3052]

The funny thing for me with all the chihuahua stuff is that one of my neighbors had one that was just a cinnamon bun and loved attention. Granted, he was old, but he was trained so well to the point he'd walk without a leash.

[@chloefranco5997]

“That’s right bitches”immediately fell in love 😂😂😂

[@anaguerrero-qe7cy]

LAMO

[@yesnt3118]

whats up little brother was amazing too!!🤣

[@laurenferguson959]

I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-tq9sg6lv6q]

Lucifer understands the importance of bureaucracy and yet how slow it is. So he got the paperwork done b4 hand.

[@chadarkinreyes7723]

--hi--

[@Johnnygreyer]

Chihuahuas can actually be pretty loving and gentle if raised properly Though the shivering part is unavoidable for some reason

[@elin_]

Not all chis shake though

[@len10799]

This is extremely accurate 😂

[@thecreatordiesalone8703]

No . Just pure spawn devils

[@HarmonyHope7534]

I have two Chihuahuas one that's sweet as heck but only to one person, and one half-breed that's very mouthy to everyone. First one doesn't shake too much, but the demonspawn of a Chihuahua/pug shakes all day and is the embodiment of rage. I still love them both.

[@lilycha9398]

I know two chihuahuas who love to cuddle and snuggle. It's really cute.

[@JK_just_passing_by]

"Remember kids, All dogs go to heaven. Except the Chihuahuas." *Agressive grinning*

[@notyourusualsuspect6175]

I just sprayed everything in my presence with a cold beverage with my face. That was a compliment. Good job.

[@Thalia_8D]

As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.

[@jaynewallace8592]

​@@antichrist1864😂

[@jaynewallace8592]

@@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.

[@jaynewallace8592]

@@antichrist1864 if anyone can save humanity from the illusion that is organized religion, it's you.

[@diveblock2058]

​@satan you want to erase us? Well screw you we'll do it first

[@InYourFloorboards12345]

@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.

[@BingChilling124]

“Violent shaking” got me dying. Also I think chihuahuas should have succulent breathing

[@zachbrown1630]

what the fuck does that mean

[@brendanr1525]

That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means. Succulent: - Full of juice or sap; juicy. - Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems. -Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable. "a succulent bit of gossip." -Full of juice; juicy.

[@a-a-ron9027]

glad this popped back into my feed again, this is one of my favs

[@jaretkidd412]

“That’s-actually really helpful thank you” took me out 😂😂😂

[@helenetrstrup4817]

I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.

[@icarusbinns3156]

Daisy! Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube

[@kizukun001]

Yup, they tend to bond to like 1 to 3 people. After that its all passive to active hostility ive noticed

[@starsaur6664]

So the first one decided to give all their divinely appointed rage to the second one, so the second one just has the rage of 20,000 men?

[@helenetrstrup4817]

@@starsaur6664 I'd say that is a possible explanation. 😆

[@Itsherrr144]

“ isn’t that a little intense?” “Yes, thank you!” Had me dead lol

[@Ryomensukuna79]

Did you have a funeral?

[@Itsherrr144]

@@Ryomensukuna79 yes lol

[@megalo-rex]

Don't use google translatt ဒါဖြင့် မင်း ဒါကို တကယ် ဘာသာပြန်တာလား? ဘာပဲ ဖြစ်ဖြစ် စာရင်းပေးသွင်းထားခြင်းဖြင့် ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ် နေ့တစ်နေ့ ဖြစ်ပါစေ။

[@dappleapple]

Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤

[@RileyGibson-mj4lf]

I gotchu with that 666 👍

[@ruffboiALT]

I always laugh at stuff like this mostly bc I've got two and they're the cuddliest sweethearts. XD most Chi aggression is from folks not treating or training them like actual dogs, raised right they are wonderful little goobers. They do shake just like. SO much tho.

[@Skiltaire06]

Only ever met one chill chihuahua in my entire life. his name is charlie, and he's the sweetest little guy.

[@dumbartonyankee]

I have met several and so I got one as my first dog. He's not exactly "chill" all the time but he's not angry and he doesn't shake. He loves to cuddle me.

[@stevenpaniagua8463]

My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha

[@kylejohnson8447]

Your dog is dying

[@tbohn10]

I love stoneresque chis

[@pixiesouter9461]

I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.

[@jonathanmoody4294]

Chihuahua with the tism

[@theallseeingkuma1569]

You got the silent rager I suppose

[@gabrielflamm4078]

I’ve seen chihuahuas that are like 17 years old. It’s like their rage fuels them with life

[@sheilacampbell2521]

I had one for 17 years, she never weighed over 5 lbs. When she was 3 days old we put a string around her neck and had that punkin her entire life.

[@kathrinefer7301]

👍🥹yep

[@yalkn2073]

Dog too angry to die

[@OriginalBallsmn]

That's a Sith Lord right there

[@TheSillySandwich]

Mines 16

[@SaraDeagle-fc3cq]

Glad I stumbled upon your videos!! 😂❤ Thanks for the laugh!! 👍

[@hishighnessleefelix]

that "yes, i do, thank you" has me crushing on him fr

[@Lxooky]

As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they shiver 24/7

[@zarasbazaar]

I'm so glad mine doesn't.

[@Hiiiyal]

​@@zarasbazaardoes yours shit 24/7 cause mine does

[@Alex-yh6hz]

My friend has two Chihuahuas 😅

[@Defnotdjase08]

Same

[@DOG5577CAT]

Fr tho 😂

[@vanessaw95]

When satan makes a dog breed, of course it has to be the chihuahua😂

[@marcodykstracarmona]

Yep😂

[@victrola2007]

and the Shiba Inu!

[@marcodykstracarmona]

@@victrola2007 nah

[@fulana_de_tal]

What about pinschers tho?

[@j.woodard2452]

Caucasian Shepherd. THUMBS!!! IT HAS THUMBS!!!

[@clarejennings5049]

Violent shaking and the anger of 10,000 men. Extremely accurate.

[@queenbeauty2144]

My chihuahua was so sweet. I miss her so much she passed last November.

[@Jewelz-qt8qt]

My chihuahua is 15% anger, 20% tremble and 65% looking for snacks

[@wolfspirit7239]

“65% looking for snacks”😂 Isn’t that all dogs?

[@Jewelz-qt8qt]

@@wolfspirit7239 idk I just know my dog is a snack bandit

[@draklingscp]

​@Jewelz-qt8qt if anything I'm a snack bandit. If you have snacks and I see it I guarantee you I will ask for some

[@Jewelz-qt8qt]

@@draklingscp you sound like one of my nephews he can see or hear wrappers he pops up n asks for some

[@tristanreznor]

Mine was 1% anger, and 99% looking for snacks😅

[@PlayfulOtter]

When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.

[@raymondwiggins354]

"Don't you dare wake up my sleeping buddy"

[@L.T.1221]

I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.

[@Somebody_random1]

Their entire personality is violent shaking is amazing

[@SlightlyLiving]

as a chihuahua owner i can agree they have the anger for not only 10,000 men but at least 20,000

[@not_mason69]

as a chihuahua owner i can confirm this 🔥✌️😔

[@CatgirlRj]

My Chihuahua is all soft and jelly but hates. Everybody knew mostly

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

Also yes... The "Rage Tremble". She can get so angry that she cries. 😭

[@Lhorez]

As a chihuahua I can confirm this.

[@bambi_bbholic6343]

​@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 😮😭🥹

[@suspectxxxl2980]

The way he says "Yes, i do! Thank you :)" Was so wholesome.

[@IGDuarte]

Reminded me of Lucifer Morningstar xD

[@kanachan554]

My Chihuahua is actually very sweet, he never bites and he loves cuddling with me and giving me kisses. He’s super sweet and he only barks if there is actual danger, he also howls with me.

[@ThisDoeb]

My wife's chihuahua is actually really sweet. It took him two years to stop biting me but now he loves me.

[@EdieBird]

I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense. I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.

[@derrickallen8138]

Used to have a chihuahua/JRT mix named Scrappy Doo because reasons

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back. Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else. Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19

[@mook_butt8037]

@@derrickallen8138 that’s perfect

[@derrickallen8138]

@mook_butt his original name was Todd but it didn't fit him. Couldn't figure out a name until we saw his personality.

[@nobodyspecial115]

I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol

[@Mc_Barbietoes]

A chihuahua looks like it’s on caffeine 24/7

[@Barbussy22]

*wouldn't gliding be faster?*

[@Mc_Barbietoes]

Twinses!!!

[@Patriciapispas704]

100%

[@IamProcool]

And the caffeine triggers it's rage

[@Mc_Barbietoes]

@@IamProcool couldn’t be more right

[@ariumandrews604]

“I promise, they’re not that bad” *bites ankle 😂

[@rachaelbickel575]

I've always felt the chihuahuas are evil but I know so many Chihuahua owners and I see so many Chihuahuas being loved on the internet that I've been afraid to speak my opinion because I felt like I was the only one that felt that way! Thank you so much for validating my fear /aversion

[@AGhostInTheCorner]

As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.

[@painpega]

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

[@Puppet3141]

They live off of spite

[@ricardoalbuquerque7665]

​@@painpegaHave you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[@eat139]

Ba dog owner spotted, must try my hardest to ruin jokes

[@Milk-ck1wv]

i feel so bad for chihuhas

[@keven47]

Had to take care of a chihuahua for a week. He seemed very chill and didn't bark at all but was shaking violently almost all the time

[@NesquickCoffee]

Yeah, chihuahuas can be chill if you train them like any other breed.

[@SevenPr1me]

They're mutant abominations. They are not supposed to be like that

[@zmite6114]

I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful

[@Bizcuits26]

Same. She was very sweet unless one of our other pets came by.

[@ohiosgreatestenemy9472]

if they act like anger demons they have a bad owner

[@russellstubbs8224]

My boys weren't like that. Well one was for a while but to be fair he was rescued from terrible people. Once he knew that my wife and I wouldn't let anything bad happen to him, that he'd never be hurt again, he became the happiest little guy. Tho that anger of 10,000 men was directed at any ball or toy with a squeaker inside and once he'd killed the squeak, ripped it out, he'd never touch that tou again, lol. We found a bear that you could replace the squeaker, that was his nemesis. That was the only time his inner demon would wake. It still took him a minute to warm up to a new person but the aggression was gone. He passed away 3years ago and my other little boy, joined him last week after 15 years. To say I'm grieving is an understatement. Unlike his brother, this one was the smartest, sweetest little clown and he knew that he was small and took advantage of it. He never met a stranger, as the saying goes. If you met him, you loved him. I miss them both. They taught me a lot about myself, about patience and about living like everyday is a new adventure. They loved each other and they loved their family, even the cats. I'm glad that they are together again, playing and sunbathing, forever puppies at the Rainbow Bridge but it still hurts. My cat keeps looking for him, just like he did for a while after we lost the first dog. This did make me laugh tho and I needed that. Their names were Mojo Jojo and Might E. Mouse.

[@ciaragrey5523]

They wouldn't be chihuahuas without the anger of 10000 men!!!😂😂😂😂

[@luca_diaz]

As a Chihuahua owner, this video makes me laugh so much. Everyone’s terrified of him but he comes into my room at night to cuddle up to me

[@jasonbanister876]

SAME

[@kenysulivan95]

Satan must like you💀

[@Untaxxable]

My Chihuahua is a big baby she loves cuddles

[@Tonio92]

My aunt has three and they think they’re guard dogs until you actually walk in the house, then they run for protection 😭

[@tandraarisandi6680]

Chihuahua is a menace to everyone other than his owner

[@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551]

you would think that Cerberous was a massive three headed Chihuahua that ate the sinners's souls and you would be right!!

[@JS-L90]

That just took the myth from "meh" to terrifying

[@poesraven4540]

A very cerebral comment.....

[@annawey]

😂👍

[@bezoticallyyours83]

We needed artwork of Chirebrus yesterday

[@scarletfoxfrostnovember3407]

All that rage and vibrations from this lil breed of a dog is like it's trying to do something with its insecurity

[@tayebaislamoishi9075]

"i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by GOD" bug like an Angel

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

listen God is just happy to be doing an activity with his son again

[@saracecchinelli3740]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@AngelaKSellsHomes]

Brother

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father

[@j.woodard2452]

​@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction Quick Google for "exact" quote: Isaiah 45:7 King James Version 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.

[@kurtanderson7401]

“Gabriel, come join us” “Why is LUCIFER here?”

[@ABCNDi]

yo wtf ~ i need to know this lore.

[@Lee_felix_4_ever]

Lucifer is here cause he possessed Castiel.

[@JP_DaGamer]

​@@Lee_felix_4_evernice supernatural reference just know I appreciated it

[@Lee_felix_4_ever]

@@JP_DaGamer OMG u watch Supernatural too??? HAHAA YAY! Goulpires!

[@zdzdhhfdzhzdhdzheherh33]

​@@SCP-Foundation1800yes the whole Christianity is a mandela catalogue reference

[@Huskerdust_shipper14]

“Well this was a productive meeting”-Alastor

[@sophieockerman4345]

I bet originally he wanted to make them the same size as a great dane but God agreed with the safety backup the angel came up with

[@TheNorthernFrog]

As a chihuahua owner a can confirm they are 25% shake , 25% love for one person , and 50% rage

[@phillipcraig1120]

The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?

[@BeyonderGod]

Yes

[@Isabel-jv1ff]

I just need to point out how good he looks in that suit

[@guerisfone8351]

well, the devil does wear prada

[@coolenick0]

Red & black work really well for him

[@jacquelinelucas3451]

True that I fear he's not as talented as I think because He is as attractive as I am Manipulated by. I would leave it to God but he says Not even He can trump him. Oh well maybe I am in good Company.

[@janwikeshri812]

Trueeeee

[@garrickwerlemanwerleman2164]

Loki..😂 bad ass suit..

[@galaxy9radio664]

I love chihuahua, he was such a good boy. He got a little angry, but in his defense i was an annoying kid and he only *really* got mad when i woke him up for cuddles. He also won a fight with a pittie (she is an angel so didn't fight back lmao) i miss that dog.

[@AngelCopout]

My sister had a chihuahua named Bambi. She was so cute. Damn it's been like 13 years...

[@SILO._.S1LLY]

``So, you wanna make a... Chi-oo-aa-oo-aa?`` I died laughing 💀 😂

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

Thats always how I say it in my head... except chi'who'aa'who'aa

[@rosetyler4630]

Yes! That’s also how I remember to spell it 😂

[@karenalessio6837]

My son saw the name and pronounced it cha hoooa hoooa

[@Numbers_0]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how hard bro is killing it in that suit.

[@solus8685]

Got me thinking sinful thoughts fr

[@Delta_Quagsire]

​@@solus8685 Same bruh 😩

[@nelsonnottveit5395]

The Devil's drip is real

[@Aurelius000]

Devils and demons in sharp suits really do hit different

[@pitilessnightmare6879]

@@solus8685glad I was not the only one 😅😅

[@tricialuttrell2239]

Actually I used to have a chihuahua and she was very nice and kind😊

[@OstblockLatina]

As a chihuahua owner I can confirm this is 100% accurate.