God Makes Spiders

[@WiccanRai]

Some people have spiders as pets. For the rest of us, they move in unannounced, leave their crap everywhere, play hide and seek at inconvenient times, creeping us out and refuse to leave.

[@penitentestudios1492]

Spiders poop?

[@thenovicenovelist]

Land on your arm in the middle of the night, run around like they're the spider version of NASCAR (wolf spiders), hover right in front of your microphone on multiple occasions while you do a live show you can't stop, etc. I also live in a region with two dangerous spiders (black widow and brown recluse). We also have wolf spiders which are supposedly non-venomous but still aggressive.

[@bluesapphire170]

@@penitentestudios1492I think they mean the webs and the food they capture.

[@redwitch12]

@@thenovicenovelist Wolf spiders will now forever be "spider NASCAR" to me. I thank you for this gift.

[@tarottarantulas]

Good point. I have both. Lol. Pets and ones that sneak in. However my cat usually takes care of the wolf spiders that come it. The rest I put outside or near my house plants 🤷‍♀️😆

[@kosmic_sharky4061]

"They're not poisonous are they?" "Oh, no no no no no," "Okay good." "They're venomous." 😂🤣😂

[@Void-xir]

As a biologist, it kills me every time someone ask if something is poisonous (e.g) Cobra, tarantula, LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT IS VENOMOUS LIKE JESUS CHRIST MAN IF A RATTLESNAKE BITES YOU YOU DEAD IF YOU TOUCH A *POISON* DART FROG YOUR DEAD HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT. Y’know, my brain said “lol” when typing this comment. My Ulna said otherwise.

[@pompe221]

Love me some comic pedantry.

[@smiling_chaos]

My favorite part! 😁

[@Leftyotism]

best joke lol

[@smiling_chaos]

@@pompe221except there’s a fairly significant difference between poisonous and venomous. Just saying.😉

[@Nikki0417]

God also being freaked out by spiders is the most relatable thing.

[@butters4596]

"I've got to go wash my hands." God gets to sink, sees a spider, screams so high pitched all the dogs on Earth howl.

[@amandaphillips4344]

😂

[@donnalange6927]

That would have been a great ending! 🤣😂

[@brijessie1521]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JZsBFF]

Washing his hands won't spiders make go away! Herod tried that with Jesus. I didn't work either.

[@TheeAmethystEmpress6589]

"Screams biblicly" 😂

[@KikuAkachan92]

As Australians we needed the permission to swear to be able to deal with all the spiders we get here. They're nearly all venomous. 😂😭😭

[@johnnysangel0413]

And that is only the 8 legged. ;)

[@Ryan-ff2db]

Not to mention snakes, deadly jelly fish, crocodiles, ninja kangaroo's, vegemite and so on. Swear all you want.

[@jamesboone8520]

i dont link spiders but i link spider rain even less

[@justynazujko7892]

Most of them are venomous

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

But the largest ones aren't for some reason. And the most deadly one is deadly only to primates

[@lady_bexy]

😂😂😂 As an Aussie, thank you for giving us the ok to swear and curse!

[@nancylindsay4255]

You and the Scots, I think.

[@badkitty4922]

Definitely we Scots. And sarcasm. Sarcasm gets a pass. 😂😂😂

[@Belialsusi]

I'm just surprised he gave the ok to swear and curse before knowing what kind of spiders you have in Australia.

[@lady_bexy]

@@Belialsusi I think it's because he knows what spiders and the varieties we have, that we were!🤣🤣

[@stella.r2708]

​@Belialsusi that's because we got lumbered with the Platypus and lost a war with Emus

[@aidenthompson3265]

Anyone who finds coins around the house, just remember it's the spiders paying rent

[@rainluna9765]

Well thanks I never knew about that before 😆

[@DonaldStacey-un9gu]

omg why would you say that. im fked

[@ruthlogie4938]

Says incredulously, ‘They have tanks?’ 😂

[@bloodbriar]

Fire in the hole!!!

[@revan0890]

It's more like horrified!

[@bryanmiller8604]

They ARE tanks!! Their spider species is referred to in Japan as, Tachikoma.

[@KassandraOdessa-i5z]

So that's why...?( Ghost in the shell info!) Thanks!

[@DNAgirl1]

That part had me laughing so hard

[@4.1132]

Friend was into the creepy crawlies and while I never fully embraced the bugs, the tarantulas were okay after a while from a safe distance. His geckos were hella cute so that was a plus. Spiders outside of controlled enclosures still make me scream like a banshee in absolute terror though 😂😂

[@PLuMUK54]

I once went to a party at a colleagues house. I had to visit the bathroom. I opened the door to the sound of rustling. When I switched on the light, I nearly didn't need the bathroom any more...the room was filled with cages and tanks. It was like a scene from a horror movie. It's difficult to do what normally comes naturally when seemingly hundreds of little eyes are watching! Back down at the party, I told my friends. There were a lot of crossed legs and worried expressions for the rest of the party.

[@reachandler3655]

​@@PLuMUK54 At a infant's 1st birthday party the father asked no one to move as the tarantula had escaped... we all jumped onto furniture and escaped out the window! Never seen a party end so abruptly 😂

[@woolfmcwolf]

* Dry heaves biblically *

[@sldenn5303]

My favorite line… until the “I gotta go wash my hands.” 🤣😂🤣. That was clever how you put that in there right at the end.

[@DarthWader1979]

And that's how we got Florida. 😏

[@homosexualbiologicalmale--3]

mother nature is criminal that a fact

[@johnnysangel0413]

lol

[@ritaandphoebefritzvidsxr]

@@DarthWader1979 ayo

[@Silver_WolfShadow]

“They have tanks?-“ “Not the vehicle” I love this part 💀

[@Alvarin_IL]

Some spiders are like doggos. You can pet them. They don't play fetch, though.

[@RoseKindred]

But they can wear hats, just like puppers!

[@mr.textwall5327]

You know these heartmeltingly cute photos of kittens and puppies? Sleeping together, playing around, eating from one bowl... Yes, I need a bunch of those but with spiders.

[@susangarland6869]

No

[@Dragonemperess]

I think it was the Arizona Blond that's the golden retriever of the tarantula world?

[@decadeofmcfly]

Even leggie can be considered a toe bean. Very cute photos of ones like tarantulas exist.

[@Snarl_Marx]

My now husband says he had 2nd thoughts about dating me when we first met once he found out I had a pet tarantula. 5 years later and he's still not crazy about her, but he and Minerva have come to an understanding - a cautious alliance. Hey, progress is progress!

[@Shozb0t]

Named after the Transmutation Professor?

[@kziila0244]

Damn. You named one of Arachne’s descendants after the Roman version of the goddess who cursed her?

[@asassyghostnamedcassie]

My 'now' husband😂😂😆

[@asassyghostnamedcassie]

Aight I had to come back when I suddenly realised how the sentence was meant lololol, my baadd😅😂😂

[@thenovicenovelist]

​@@kziila0244I'm glad someone else caught that.

[@RavynleeH]

Another Aussie here saying thanks for blessing our profanities! 😂 I absolutely love these God and Angel/Gabriel videos. It doesn't matter how many times I watch them I always have a laugh, they just make my day. Thank you Jonny as always! ❤

[@Becsfjosie]

Thank god spiders don’t actually have tanks

[@SantaBarry]

The mental image I got of spiders driving around in tanks truly made me laugh. 🤣

[@susangarland6869]

Please continue branching out to different animals. Your dog videos are epic, but you doing other creatures would be so cool.

[@j.d.e.7416]

I wanna see him do parrots (and other parrot-type birds). Lol.

[@dovesrun]

Horses would be good. They have varied personalities just like dogs

[@illuminat4838]

Want to see him doing a cat video

[@badkitty4922]

I'm not as arachniphobic as I used to be, but I'll still stay as far away as possible from spiders. Just stay out of my house, dudes.

[@CuriousMess61]

Same here. Spiders and I have come to an ...... understanding. Stay out of my house and car and I wont spray you with Raid from 10 feet away.

[@badkitty4922]

@@CuriousMess61 lol! I try to get my hubby to catch and release. Just DON'T TOUCH ME and you'll live. 🤣🤣🤣😉👍

[@ktrain-hj6jm]

Same! I keep a spider catcher (glass jar and piece of card stock) in an easy to access place in my house. They don’t terrify me like they used to. But Satan will freeze to death in hell before I have them as pets.

[@badkitty4922]

@ktrain-hj6jm we use the same kind of spider catcher!😉👍👏👏👏

[@HLBear]

I'm not okay with insects in my house, so spiders are welcome to trap and eat them 😊❤

[@Crom_]

"If it bites you and you die, its venomous If you bite it and you die, its poisonous"

[@SilverSkyCloud]

if it bites you and you like it, its kinky

[@elesar18]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[@biblicallyaccuratecockroach]

​@@elesar18Then YOU'RE poisonous, learn to read :V

[@nielsjensen4185]

@@elesar18 Then you're immune to its venom/has none and your blood has poison in it.

[@seanheath4492]

@@elesar18You're poisonous and/or vindictive.

[@TheeAmethystEmpress6589]

"I'm gonna go wash my hands." 😂😂😂😂 That was a great touch! God ain't havin nothin to do with that creation! 😂

[@menacingpyro2005]

I keep spiders around so they can all the annoying bugs like mosquitoes and flies. Spiders are chill, idk why people hate them

[@hellefur7861]

Sadly, they don't live Long here, I have two cats that loves a spider snack.

[@tarottarantulas]

​@@hellefur7861same. My cats take care of the big spiders here....minus my pet T's of course. Lol

[@suchnothing]

Yeah whenever I find a spider I just ignore it. You usually only see them when they're relocating to a new hiding spot, so they'll disappear before too long. My apartment building has a super high ceiling above the front doorway, and a pholcidae spider made a web way up at the top. Somehow, all the residents (4 apartments) collectively decided, without speaking to each other, that she lived there and no one bothered her for almost 2 years. Sadly, someone moved out and there must have been a complaint from a prospective tenant because the spider disappeared one day 😢

[@daynamorris2399]

As someone with a very bad allergy to mosquito bites, I agree

[@cindygauthier8567]

Right? They’re just misunderstood, really. Even the dangerous ones don’t hate ya, they just defend themselves against the giant mountain of flesh that could easily smush them by accident. Can’t fault ‘em for that.

[@fmblaster]

Dude the emotion in the "WHAT THE F***" is so real that I've rewatched it like 1,000 times lmfao

[@Flameblight]

I'm a little disappointed that they never looked up to find the spider had just... disappeared somewhere while they weren't looking.

[@dianewilliams1125]

I always look up!😮😮😮

[@resileaf9501]

lol, I felt the same.

[@johnnysangel0413]

lmao !

[@Shade01982]

@@dianewilliams1125 I love spiders, but if I have to look up to find one, I'm out of there... Paratrooper spiders is where I draw the line...

[@IlovTrunks16]

Okay but HEAR ME OUT ---- Jumping spiders 🕷️

[@adria89]

Be gone Satan!

[@animalfriend6413]

Aw, most of them are so cute.

[@dianewilliams1125]

It's right there in the name! Jumping! Oh hell no!

[@ivechang6720]

Aww I have those as roommates. They are cute and striped. I love how they help take care of my plants with me and go hoppy hoppy across the window sill when I water them. 🕷️.•°•.•°• . ❤️

[@dianewilliams1125]

@@ivechang6720 😱😱😱

[@Pyropardus]

That's a blatant god damned fucking stereotype about us aussies.

[@mcacorn]

Ope.

[@melli5138]

😂

[@wenchielauren]

Highly disappointed that you didn't include the most notorious Aussie curse. But I guess y'all don't consider it a bad word 🤣

[@TarsonTalon]

Yes.

[@AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos]

When Aussie's swear and curse, it's just adorable so thank you for making it okay. And if you ask them about their spiders...well, you'll have nightmares for the rest of your life! Adorable nightmares though. 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@catbuthuman]

I think I’m with God on this one. Much prefer dogs

[@ciarameehanbravo7690]

Dogs are absolutely sweethearts

[@nitehaus5182]

Yeah I was not tryna see this

[@dovesrun]

Me too. Dogs = good, spiders = bad

[@creeperbait_42]

two words: jumping spiders have you seen images of one? they're SO CUTE and have massive puppy-eyes and they're also super friendly to humans, but are really skilled bug hunters unlike most spiders that use their web to make traps for their pray, jumping spiders leap at flies or other similarly sized bugs and attack them they can move even faster then flies (for a short distance) and the best part: *THEY DANCE!*

[@ciarameehanbravo7690]

@@creeperbait_42 i have no doubt that their are so cute and adorable! JUST PLEASE DONT JUMP ON ME 🩵🩵🩵

[@donnalange6927]

Jonny, you have definitely found one of your callings. I enjoy your videos to the greatest entertainment of them. Thanks bunches.

[@donolson3162]

Yes yes yes!!!!

[@milo4604]

As an Australian, I endorse this message 😆

[@craneluff]

In Australia we have to live with huge huntsman spiders in our homes, so yes, we can swear 😳

[@justynazujko7892]

But they're not dangerous to non allergic people and are useful, they catch insects

[@cyanidesyn123]

Eh they're chill. I've had pet ones too. I've also had ones that are nervous and hide or run and others that just chill and climb on my hand. I didn't like them until I had a pet one and I realised they have their own personalities

[@Hannah-K-7-14]

*Dry heaves biblically* I did not make that in my image. 😂😂😂

[@anaderol5408]

Well that’s that settled finally - we can eliminate spiders from the god image debate!!

[@JZsBFF]

What exactly is "his image" because all those races of people... are kind of okay... but how does that match up to a hippo, polar fox or a tardigrade?

[@johnnysangel0413]

Lmao !

[@summerrose8110]

​​@@anaderol5408That's a lie, God made everything. Spiders included. Don't blaspheme him.

[@anaderol5408]

So how is it that I got the god believer accusing me of blasphemy and 'god", you and the other "commenters" got off scot free??? 😂😂😂

[@alexemery2993]

My whole childhood, my dad had pet pink toed tarantula's and scorpions. They've never bugged me. I think the pink toed ones are actually cute, they look like they are wearing little pink shoes.

[@rachelcolomb]

I looked them up and you are right, cute.

[@monicapdx]

So, they're like, wearing ballet shoes?? 😵

[@IllusionQueen4Eva]

If you grew up with certain animals, it would only make sense that you wouldn't fear them. Desensitized at a young age, after all.

[@MizMorgue1]

They never BUGGED you. Nyuck, Nyuck

[@alexemery2993]

@@MizMorgue1 I always wonder how sad someone has to be to insult someone online Nyuck?, don't like what I have to say than just move along.

[@Leftyotism]

For those who are wondering: venomous means you get the poison / toxins injected

[@naymeequillo]

Urticating hairs for everyone! I have two. They are adorable. Shuddup.

[@tarottarantulas]

Lol. A couple of mine are serious hair kickers.

[@Thewitchofwildlife]

For once, we agree on something, God. 😂

[@farshadmn4273]

I am gonna wash my hands! That was on point.🕷🕷

[@Ezmeon]

When we getting god makes Scottish Terriers 😭

[@toxic_green1881]

I dont mind spiders but if i see a wasp i am running for my life

[@MCMarvel616]

Annabeth agrees with God’s hatred of spiders. As do Malcolm and the rest of Cabin 6.

[@MCMarvel616]

Such as myself.

[@RoseKindred]

G: So, they are only a few mm large, right? A: Sure, they can be. G: Wait, can be? A: Well... someone in Proofing typed 30 and used "cm" instead of "mm."

[@MörkaSkog]

My respect to all Aussies for the Huntsman spider!

[@LillieWilliam]

So that’s why Goliath bird eaters are so huge 😂(their leg span is 28 cm)

[@GrimMelvin]

god just made a typo lol

[@Tactical_Turtwig]

As some with pet tarantulas and jumping spiders, I feel happy for our lovely spooders being acknowledged in positive light for a change 😂

[@tarottarantulas]

Same

[@Tactical_Turtwig]

@tarottarantulas by chance, have you noticed the mentioned increase in popularity? 🤣 perhaps I've just been so used to the antithesis that I haven't seen it myself lol hence being happy for the mere acknowledgement.

[@tarottarantulas]

@Tactical_Turtwig yes, I believe the hobby hit a high during Covid and lock down. That's when I got into it. Also, quite a few Tarantula-tube channels got really popular. The guy I bought most of mine from went from having an online shop to now having a physical storefront in our area. I have noticed quite a few people selling their collections now, so the hype might be wearing down 🤷‍♀️

[@TheWeirdestOfBugs]

I'd keep my distance from the tarantulas, but the jumping ones are adorable. And people often overlook the importance of spiderbros and spidersisters regarding bug control (I know, ironic coming from me, but hey, they ARE beneficial!)

[@K33p3r0fwr417h]

I have had my tarantula for 30 years. She is 34 and still interacting with everyone. 4 days ago, she terraformed her burrow and webbed up the entrance because I put her in my room. I took her to the main room, she finally came out after a few hours and was happy watching everyone in the house including the dog and mingling. She has always been quite social. She even moves to the part of the tank to watch tv with us. So, don't underestimate how smart or wonderful they are.

[@hopenevers]

"As long as people happy"... Most of us are not happy! Take it back, please 🥺

[@richardblack7186]

Omg lmao 🤣 😆 as a turantula collector I love this

[@tarottarantulas]

Same

[@Kipicus]

Same

[@KalatSaar]

Ok .. i am not into spiders in General... but i agree with you in taratulas .. they are close to cute .. they have fur ... and most of them are not dangerous for humans ... but i know out of documentations that in Australien ... maybe we bild a Tank ( not the vehicles) around the whole country.

[@sableempire9654]

Lol. Australian here. Have had them as pets. Also had deadly wild funnel webs walk through the house..

[@badkitty4922]

Deadly wild funnel WHATS??!!😮😮😨😨

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

With all the scary creatures in Australia, a pet tarantula doesn't sound that bad... We don't really have poisonous or venomous animals in Canada. There was a black bear in my neighbour's yard once... Almost hit a deer with my car 3 years ago... 🤷‍♀️

[@GrandisSilva]

@@CatherineBriseboisCatWoodsbut you have moose!! Moose don't need to be venomous. They're moose.

[@cathryncampbell8555]

@@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods We do have rattlesnakes in Ontario, Canada.

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

@@cathryncampbell8555 a small part of Suthern Ontario, yes.

[@bluewren65]

"...but what if they're Australian?". Phew! Glad we got a pass on that one!

[@lisasteel6817]

As an Australian, this one resonates with me on a deeply spiritual level.

[@Bethgael]

I feel like we got all the spiders because we're also allowed to swear.

[@galiaelazari4567]

Love you, please keep making more videos about more animals ❤️ ♥️ 💗

[@Myluckystar246]

even God was scared

[@atreq]

Pffffft the spider that recently moved in with me pays rent. It hunts the other little flies and insects. It's a nice roommate :)

[@KY_CPA]

THIS! I feel God's reaction on the one 💯

[@LisaGayleDE]

Glad god gave us Aussies a pass on the blasphemy I feel so relieved about that.

[@ciarameehanbravo7690]

Welp im sad to have sin in blasphemy and at screaming curses at Spiders as an Irish young lady- off to pray for my soul . Bless you 🤗

[@homosexualbiologicalmale--3]

@@ciarameehanbravo7690 say thankyou not bless you , dont thank god , thanks to the person , i mean a person example save you from drowining and yous ay thank god that crime , say thanks to that person only which saved you from drowning not to god which let you die

[@ciarameehanbravo7690]

@@homosexualbiologicalmale--3 i usually say God bless you in thanks to people too is that wrong to do ? Thank you for your time and clarification.

[@homosexualbiologicalmale--3]

@@ciarameehanbravo7690 acording to the way universe functioning sayng thanks to people is wrong but acording to the unatural which i am unatural then eys is normal only acording to separation and separation mean misoginy , viollence and racism ......so when someone try viollence it eman it try to separate and it does viollence because is not allowed to separate , the same is with misoginy .....sometimes misoginy mean separation as some biological males try to separate from biological females and mother nature and they are seen as sin , misoginy and racist and yes they are .....the way biology from biological females mean ballance which mean allowing criminality too to ballance the world as being peaceful is unatural and destabilise the mother nature and make the mother nature to be unstable ....you all call it sin as metaphor or mother nature or misoginy or racism .....is all mean the same thing .....is all about separation ....even viollence mean separation but viollence happen because you dont keep distance or because someone else try toe scape your biology and your ideology and if is unable and incapable to escape then viollence happen

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

@@ciarameehanbravo7690 No, you are aren't wrong. I think homo is a little hysterically angry. You say it how you wish to say it.

[@zoyacherkasova4125]

“dry heaves biblically” I CACKLED 😂

[@butterflyslinky]

I see Gabriel has finally gotten sick of God's bs...and is punishing the rest of us for it.

[@jslferrell]

“I’m gonna wash my hands.” Best Pilate reference ever.

[@erikacook7323]

I had a pet jumping spider and to be fair, he was pretty cute. I'm 99% sure God made jumping spiders and then Satan snuck in the other gross ones.

[@xekis]

Jumping spiders and tarantulas are cute. The others are fascinating, but not really cute.

[@Lucifer.666-Satan]

I did no such thing both God and I don't like spiders

[@trentjarman5184]

Just wait till they Introduce the Spiders Cousins the Scorpions Complete with Poison Stingers and two Pincers and Awesome Battle Armor 👍👍

[@AmazingAutist]

UM, _incorrect._ They're _*venomous_ stingers ☝🏾🤓

[@RoseKindred]

@@AmazingAutist Um, ackthulhyyy, they are still poisonous if you eat them. *Stares at scorpion sucker.

[@AmazingAutist]

@@RoseKindred Umm, AHKTCHYULLY.... why would eat a scorpion‽ 😨

[@RoseKindred]

@@AmazingAutist I had one a long time ago as a novelty, it was like burnt popcorn. There are street vendors who sell them "fresh" on kabobs as well. People eat different things. Mosquito eggs, isopods, and crickets, they are sustainable food sources where large-scale farms are not an option.

[@JillDonaho-q1d]

Again not poisonous, venomous.

[@spdadventurer1754]

Personally i never understood how people are scared of spider's structure. I really dont, they infact resemble flowers. They could be venomous but m talking about the fact that people find it gross or like in the video he gagged, i dont understand that at all . House lizards are fine but spiders are gross?? Woww... I think that should come under phobia of some sort but not as common thing, but some how it is. I find em cute

[@sherinnovak729]

Always look forward to a new video from Jonny Devaney! This one does not disappoint.

[@mariblue72]

"They can have this creepy little thing as a pet" Missed opportunity to point out how big they can get 😢

[@CCP_yb]

God and my husband would get along swimmingly 🤣

[@Smg4superfan21Gaming]

You are a amazing KZbinr

[@danielkover7157]

Considering the spiders in Australia, the Aussies are gonna need those swear words.

[@sitarilyra9637]

I actually like spiders. Especially jumping spiders. They're just so darned cute, with their fuzzy little faces! I do kill any spiders that get into my home that are a threat to my family, though. Can't trust cats to know which spiders are dangerous and which ones aren't

[@Jacqueline_Thijsen]

That's the good thing about living in the Netherlands, no spiders around here are venomous enough to bother humans. Although recently a relative of the black widow has apparently been showing up around here...

[@suchnothing]

​@@Jacqueline_Thijsenyeah I'm in ontario, and there aren't really any venomous spiders here either. Any spider you see in your house is always a safe one. There are black widows in some areas, but they are secretive and easily spooked, so you generally only see them outside in very rural areas with little human activity, and they really aren't dangerous. Black widows rarely bite, they prefer to run or hide when threatened, and when they do bite, it's rarely fatal. Although it makes you feel pretty awful so it's still good to avoid it.

[@suchnothing]

I also love jumping spiders. I spent most of my life in a place with abundant wild jumping spiders, specifically of the zebra spider variety. It was really funny to me when the trend of keeping them as pets started 😂 I was like "you're buying these from breeders? And have little terrariums for them? I have like 5 free ranging in my house right now, they just moved in on their own." They're so cute though, I've always loved them, so I totally understand why people want them as pets.

[@sitarilyra9637]

@@suchnothing ​@suchnothing I caught one and kept it in a terrarium for a while. It eventually passed, but I loved seeing it every day. It ate really well, up until the end, so I think it was happy having a safe place with abundant food to live out its days

[@iffracem]

I live in a converted bus on a friends bush block in Tassie (it's basically a really cosy RV that doesn't move by it's own power anymore, has all the "mod cons") Due to me liking to keep the door and vents open all the time if possible (except the middle of winter) I get lots of "Visitors". From huge huntsman (very docile, even friendly, their size is what makes you jump) through to black house spiders, occasional white tail, but no redbacks seen yet. I think the Huntsmen and black house spiders keep them under control, them and the large number of skinks that come in for a snack. The only visitor I don't let in is the Tiger snake... They're OK OUTSIDE, too old now to avoid a strike in close quarters. No need to kill any of them, except possibly the white tail, but a good shake down of clothes before you put them on, and bed linen before you get into bed will get rid of any hanging around. Lived here over a decade with all my "friends", never bitten.. startled yes... bitten no.

[@MagMagik_]

"they have tanks?" hahahah

[@Leslie-karren]

You are hysterical. We are proud you're Canadian.

[@PLuMUK54]

Living in an old house, you get used to spiders, especially in Autumn when they come in to avoid the cold. Thankfully, even the biggest are nowhere near tarantula size. I generally leave them alone so they can find a hiding place to stay until the Spring. Some of the large ones are quite cute.

[@pleasurepanda3285]

Jumping spiders are actually cute. 0:50

[@ILIKEDOGGOS-u8m]

I’m scared of all kinds of spiders

[@sibertiger1970]

Spiders are adorableand facinating. Just observe the deadly ones from afar

[@isosev]

Small jumping spiders are cute.

[@miss.scales7159]

I loved my tarantulas, someday when I'm able I'll have them again. Miss my lil spoods 💛

[@applefortynine8207]

Yes! From a parent of two tarantulas, I feel so seen!

[@mariejasinski9467]

Last night I had a spider crawling around my bathroom floor, sometimes they get in the shower. I will move a spider outdoors so my dog won't go for them and I appreciate the insect control. The jumping spiders people keep are so cute! 😊

[@JudySterling]

Spiders and sharks: Scary enough when you can see them; even scarier whan they disappear from view. Thanks, God. 😬😵‍💫

[@wombat.6652]

I adore all your work. Really hope you get work acting. Your "dogs" are perfect! And your humans are fantastic also. Respect and admiration and thank you from Australia.

[@Irish381]

Arachnophobia is no joking matter. See camel spider videos from Iraq in the 2005-2007 era of the internet.

[@nancylindsay4255]

I think I'm not gonna go there, thanks.

[@arcadeunskilled]

"Camel spiders" aren't even actually spiders (order Araneae). They're solifuges (order Solifugae) -- completely nonvenomous. There's a lot of silly myths about them, which doesn't help make anyone's anything-phobia better.

[@adria89]

Nope, I don't do well with the small ones in my house. 😵‍💫

[@dianewilliams1125]

Rule one: donot tell anyone you are afraid of spiders. They will find any excuse to literally throw one on you!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@irenemarcus967]

Interestingly, the camel spider is not actually a spider (solifugae) and is non-venomous. However, it has large pincher fangs that can be wounding.

[@Katzztar]

As much We all love his reactions to new dog breeds, Its wonderful to see god respond to other creatures. I still want to see him respond to some cat breeds... the sphinx, devon rex and savanah come to mind. But for freak outs.... platypus and octopus is sure to have "did Satan have part in these since they are not in my image!" type of response

[@sirenamares1390]

Spiders are 8 fuzzy legs filled with fun. I am still afraid of touching one, but I like to admire them either way. For pets, I keep cute snakes! I love how derpy they can be. All three of mine turned out to be introverts just like me. I'm currently trying to make a snakeproof activity tent that doesn't get cold. I need hamster tunnel pieces.

[@IllusionQueen4Eva]

Happy to see a video like this and to hear you using the correct terms too. Nice to see all the knowledge outside of dog breeds.

[@victrola2007]

"They have tanks?"

[@spiritmatter1553]

“I gotta go wash my hands.” Heartfelt 💀

[@suzieb8366]

God... what were you thinking when you made them??!! I mean really!

[@johannageisel5390]

Spiders are basically two dogs melded together. They have fur, they have two times four legs. They are carnivores too. I think they are pretty awesome!

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

Significantly less cute, look like a biblically accurate angel went to hell and became a demon

[@therediodeerman5811]

Technically, the goliath bird eating spider is the size of a large puppy, so maybe you coyld get one on a leash.

[@samfish2550]

.... have you seen a bern pup, they are the size of a medium casserole, the very implication there is terrifying.

[@therediodeerman5811]

@samfish2550 jk, they're not that big. The average is the size of a dinner plate, but they're still pretty fast though.

[@Forsworcen]

Luckily, for all parties involved, the more venomous an animal is the less likely it will attack. Generally if an animal instantly ops for attack as its first response it’s because it doesn’t have any other defensive strategy and is hoping to scare you off. It’s why wolf spiders are so aggressive. They’re completely harmless but account for quite a few spider bites because of their aggression

[@Avigorus]

Spiders are unholy abominations and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

[@einonymause6819]

Please do vinegaroons at some point. They look like nightmare fuel, but they're completely harmless and eat the things that are actually harmful.

[@Jack_Splendens]

Oh no no no, they are venomous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shi-thead5958]

As a proud owner of 9 tarantulas ranging from the world's largest tarantula (still a sling, so it's fairly small considering how large it'll get) to 2 of the most venomous tarantulas.... I love this video!! Bonus points for the poisonous/venomous bit.

[@grosesful]

"They have tanks?" XD

[@SandraOrtmann1976]

Our spiders do not live in tanks. They sit in the ceiling corners rent-free.Their favourite pasttime is to hang their webs and hunt flies.

[@Breeanna73]

Yeah they pretty cool unless your Australian!! Then they deadly like everything else here... ❤🇦🇺🕸🕷

[@Dee8Bee]

So he gives Aussies a pass, but dumps a buttload of spiders on that continent??? Yeeaahhh…….

[@Sallythesweetshelite]

DOGGOS ❤ Spiders are scary..

[@kdavidsmith1]

If anything we need more spiders to take out all the damn mosquitoes.

[@johananj.j8003]

Buddy, you alright, it's been quite some time since you dropped a video?

[@GuppyGirl.2.0]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I have laughed from the bottom of my heart! Really cheered me up for a moment while suffering some sorrows. So: Thank you for your awesome humor! ❤ I will look at this video some more times and share it to my friends to let them join a moment of beautiful humor.

[@BarronOfRose]

Bro.! Are you okay..? U haven't posted in 2 months and we are starting to get concerned, Hope you are just living your best life. FYI* You Are Most Definitely MISSED ❤

[@sandysan4191]

"..they have tanks?" The realisation lmao

[@Master0of0Blades]

are you okay dude? I keep expecting more content but it's been 4 months now. Did something happen? are you alright?

[@elizabethhazzard8314]

Please never stop making these 😭❣