Gods of Egypt Angry Movie Review (Vlog)

[@SuperLemurboy]

you know its bad when yugioh depicts Egyptian history better

[@ramishkamal1739]

lol

[@Evendur6748]

All hail Obelisk the tormentor!!!

[@aspiringartist3949]

That's..! Actually true xD

[@shinoeric]

+SuperLemurboy you do know its not egyptain history, its egyptian myth and lore. very different things there

[@DMCK2000]

lololololol! Yugioh didn't even try to be realistic or historically correct, in a way this movie is supposed to be at least somewhat close to depictions of Egyptian Gods and what was happening during those times, but it completely fails at it.

[@DreamcastGuy]

I saw this movie for free and still tried to get a refund.

[@shawklan27]

Aye pirate

[@vantablack8924]

I see you one more time then I'm hacking your channel and stealing your subs.

[@shawklan27]

+Uncommonly Dope can I join you doing that?

[@odiseusprime3698]

+Uncommonly Dope lol

[@kevinpro6483]

lol that's hilarious but how did you see it for free?

[@anthonysalazar5867]

a blind man walks into a bar..... and a chair .and a table

[@flextits4883]

Lmao

[@InMaTeofDeath]

+Anthony Salazar As a blind person I am offended.

[@chrisrice7805]

+InMaTeofDeath I get the joke ☝

[@brickhandle1577]

Top kek?

[@TareOm]

+InMaTeofDeath i SEE what u did there.

[@rojh9351]

I thought the trailer looked okay, until I realised it wasn't for the PS3.

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

*claps*

[@thepickles8833]

You need more Likes

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

+Roj H lol

[@mvenezian9705]

lmao

[@Ap3pr3dat3r]

W

[@nateyj11]

What do I think of this movie? It was *sunglasses* godawful.

[@badgergaucho99]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAA- I agree.

[@paradoxacres1063]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!

[@TheXcizer]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!

[@MangoesMan10]

+nateyj11 YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!

[@lokdoggydog]

+PepsiMan yeah

[@hunter11220]

It does not pull from mythology. It shuts on Egyptian mythology

[@hunter11220]

shits

[@vargmien4226]

+Jade Rodriguez i agree i actually love Egyptian mythology and was shocked by the way it was displayed here in this movie

[@JayJayM57]

+Rana RoyChoudhury if you want a story with respectful use of Egypt mythology try the kane chronicles by the guy the wrote Percy Jackson and the lightning thief.

[@z3ke002]

I'm Egyptian and I feel offended......

[@NewWybeProductions]

+Zeke Ryan hmmm Why are you offended? they are talking about ancient egyptian mythology .. not modern egyptian. im quite sure you're arab no? well yeah if you know anything about history and the abarb invasion of northern africa then yeah.. "KEMET"

[@siljeff2708]

Sucks to see Angry Joe sick, but I really enjoyed seeing a movie review with just you in it.

[@Caboose565]

Yeah, kinda wish Joe would go back to his solo roots.

[@Hyman74Roth]

+SilJeff Amen

[@TheRealRealMClovin]

Iam With you right there

[@RobbyBabes]

He caught the cough at the theaters for 3 hours.

[@poomthonggg]

+SilJeff but i fucking love other joe

[@socksslides2072]

Egyptian mythologists watching this movie is like a dbz fan watching Dragonball evolution

[@Kuro788]

+Kevron Smith Yup... this is the perfect analogy! PERFECT!

[@ionthegravity2]

+Kevron Smith YES! That's a perfect analogy!!

[@bumblebee7838]

+Kevron Smith The movie follows closely the Osiris myth. Sorry but it is highly accurate. If you doubt it, watch it and read about the Osiris myth afterwards.

[@socksslides2072]

+Bumble Bee shut the fuck up..... that Egyptian god in that myth and these God from this movie are totally different , as in story ,names of the gods and what the God is of , so once again this movie is so un-accurate , and u need to research ur shit before u do a know-it-all comment , and I just research the myth too dumass

[@hanliu3707]

+Bumble Bee If they want to be "highly accurate", they need to put more focus on Isis, rather than Horus... the movie is as accurate as Yu-Gi-Oh...

[@nopens]

There is a good version of this movie already. Its called Stargate.

[@raz09181]

indeed

[@TentaclePentacle]

+pro100watcher stargate isn't about egyptian myth. The plot of the movie is actually faithful to egyptian myth.

[@nopens]

+TentaclePentacle new ghostbusters are faithful to original plot too in the same way.

[@TentaclePentacle]

+pro100watcher the new ghostbusters isn't a remake, its like starwars ep7

[@DeathBringer769]

+TentaclePentacle Faithful to egyptian myth? With cybernetic looking gods that look like they are wearing an Iron Man suit made when Tony Stark was feeling inspired by this or that animal? C'mon. It's insanely loosely based on egyptian myth.

[@constantin5509]

Is it just me or do the cast of Game of Thrones have problems landing good roles or good movies?

[@scarface44243213]

True

[@slightlystoopidchris2330]

+Razvan Musat maybe if they didn't use one of the more boring actors from game of thrones, it would've been tolerable.

[@homerit]

you need to see Headhunters

[@constantin5509]

homerit I'll look into it.

[@danielyoung5644]

+Razvan Musat They have been in some shitty films Peter Dinklage was in pixels and Cersai was in the purge they are all better than that

[@DelphanGruss]

I went to see Gods of Egypt because one of my actress friends is in it. I forgive her.

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

+DelphanGruss :D lol

[@mark463]

who was she in it

[@DelphanGruss]

She had no lines; she was one of the Goddesses in the pantheon. Whenever you see a bunch of the Gods standing around in the temple, she's one of them.

[@mark463]

DelphanGruss cool

[@Robokid309]

But is it worse than Fantastic Four?

[@MrImperatorRoma]

Oooh

[@1997residente]

Ehmm At least In this film,Something happened...Fant4stic focussed On a boring portal to a boring Dimension where boring Characters get powers and nothing else. But yeah,Both are 0/10 In my opinión.

[@valentinloquendo123]

+Robokid309 DOES NOT EXISTS A FANTASTIC 4 REBOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AEwell5858]

What about The Last Airbender?

[@alexoelkers2723]

+Robokid309 No.

[@rockaholic1241]

I kinda want to see it for how bad it is but I do not want to give them money

[@ericwashington960]

Don't see it it's bad.. If you really want to see it just torrent it for free

[@lovemoisture4570]

wait for netflix

[@vulfex]

Showbox matey

[@qlup790]

ikr

[@rockaholic1241]

+eric washington yea I know a couple of places to watch it free but Idk if it is worth it maybe I will put it on in the background while I play 3ds and laugh when I see something horrible

[@thepunisher3597]

on a scale from fantastic 4 to mad max?

[@RaptorEffect95]

Foodfight!

[@darkn4s]

+The Punisher Mad Max is overrated

[@YEET]

Worse than food fight and fantastic 4...

[@jetbeamsfuelmeltsteelcant63]

Maybe even garbage pail kids

[@stupidproductions9021]

+darkn4s how

[@TheBrafsVideoArentFunny]

I took a girl to this movie... I don't think I have a chance now.

[@everybodylovesdoge9194]

I mean you can just take her to see Deadpool

[@rashadroberts2169]

lmao that funny ass hell hahaha😭

[@zackwitten6880]

I new it would be terrible for the first trailer I saw at Deadpool

[@zackwitten6880]

*Knew

[@isaiahpittman4670]

Same

[@spook3112]

Same

[@stoenchu122]

+Zack Witten same

[@MetalDeth777]

I knew it was horrible when the trailer was shown before Star Wars.

[@sazr9569]

this movie and the ghost buster trailer gave AngryJoe Cancer

[@Timithos]

So another god/demigod movie that is horrible. Are there any good ones?

[@More_Con]

thor

[@milesbeler3974]

+Joshua Brown Ehhhh...

[@Jeleky]

Percy Jackson was okay but nothing like the books.

[@IYamJayJay]

I personally liked wrath of the Titans. I was also really dreading it so maybe it seemed better than it was.

[@michaelmogaji3636]

Azura's Wrath. It's a game, but still...

[@Joeyal123]

Where the hell is the Goddess Isis in the film

[@sirconstantine8329]

+Joeyal123 Asking Thoth to help her fashion another penis for Osiris...Again.

[@satoruakefu8515]

@@sirconstantine8329 lol

[@Kai-vo5zq]

I thought the movie was great. Said no one ever

[@princevegeta2723]

Gerard Butler is a good actor though

[@Joy4everM0RE]

He is a good actor, but completely miscast in this movie.

[@kiranjavaid3422]

Don't know what's worse. The game or the movie...

[@qlup790]

both

[@paradoxacres1063]

It's a conundrum, alright. Anyway..just watch *_Zootopia_*, guys. It's a very good movie. (I wonder if Joe will actually review an Animated movie..?)

[@jonhenry7740]

yes

[@oljeb9289]

+Paradox Acres or...watch deadpool for the 17th time

[@paradoxacres1063]

KILLERMOOCOW Meh, I thought _Deadpool_ was an average movie.

[@abu269]

Words cannot describe how awful this film is... It's so bad that it's a good laugh. Story, acting, 99% poor CGI. Every scene must have been shoot in green screen but not convincingly. This review is far more entertaining than the entire film!

[@stefanieboke5913]

Thought the Same haha!!!

[@Delightful_Addition]

Gods of Egypt looks God awful. This movie looks like a wreck between Clash of the Titans, 300, and Exodus: Gods and Kings. I'm sorry but I was like both Koreys were. From the trailer, I could tell this was not going to be a decent film. And the historically inaccurate "white-washing" that some of these movies seem to have and be given a lot of hate for even though they take place in Africa did not help things either. Honestly, it is extremely unfortunate sometimes as to who gets money and funding to produce utter garbage. I know this is may sound harsh, but I hope they don't get anywhere near their money back in profits so that they can learn from this mistake.

[@Delightful_Addition]

Gods of Egypt looks God awful. This movie looks like a wreck between Clash of the Titans, 300, and Exodus: Gods and Kings. I'm sorry but I was like both Koreys were. From the trailer, I could tell this was not going to be a decent film. And the historically inaccurate "white-washing" that some of these movies seem to have and be given a lot of hate for even though they take place in Africa did not help things either. Honestly, it is extremely unfortunate sometimes as to who gets money and funding to produce utter garbage. I'm sorry for thinking like this, but I hope they don't get anywhere near their money back in profits.

[@shineon9715]

Am I the only one who knew it was gonna be bad by the trailer and poster.

[@DarkshadowXD63]

I knew it was going to be a train wreck by just the amount of shit I seen in the trailer

[@CovieHuman55]

Meanwhile, on a random 30s movie commercial on KZbin: "The Critics are Calling Gods of Egypt... Epic" ?!

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Paid off or taken out of context.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Or shit taste.

[@sinw88]

Gin-chan's Odd Jobs_万事屋銀ちゃん epic fail

[@DGOfTheCentury]

Maybe i should watch this movies again, because i liked it. Normally, my opinion is spot on with yours Joe, but this time i am gonna have to disagree with you on this one. This movie is definitely worth a watch. Replay value may not be as great, but it deserves a look. I have only just discovered recently that the movie is based from a video game, but going in without knowing could be the reason i have a different perspective. This movie was fun to watch like "Clash Of The Titans", terrible production, but fun.

[@KORNEWARRIOR]

egyptian mythology is boring compared to greek mythology imo

[@_Nosferatu_]

I wouldn't say so, the gods of egypt movie in the hands of the right director could be epic

[@johngaracinii8827]

"They could have given Veterans better healthcare." Dude I couldn't stop laughing

[@GoodwinGhost]

I need to see this movie just to see how bad it is. Fuck. They'll still get my money. Shit.

[@Deniz_50]

+GoodwinGhost watch from putlocker or something

[@jackrose4130]

Joe's reaction to the budget at 6:38 is priceless!

[@cielopachirisu929]

What is up with this weird trend of modifying mythologies to the point that they're not even recognizable to their original mythos? I could understand a few stinkers, but almost _every_ god/demigod piece of media out there sucks. The only times I can think of modified mythologies being used well would probably be Disney's Hercules and... I dunno, Yu-Gi-Oh and Percy Jackson? Almost nothing beyond that.

[@cielopachirisu929]

***** Maybe. I remember thinking it was one of the weaker Marvel hero movies, but fair enough.

[@kiljazink989]

+Cielo Pachirisu Rick Riordan's books worked because they stuck VERY close to the source mythology, and Rick Riordan actually STUDIED mythology before writing his books.

[@cielopachirisu929]

***** The Prince of Egypt? That was actually a Dreamworks production, and that didn't portray gods outside of their mythologies/religions. In fact, that in and of itself was a religious story, so, it's not exactly a modification of anything.

[@cielopachirisu929]

Kiljaz Ink Honestly, you don't even need to study them to make a good story about them, you just need to portray them in a way that is palatable and recognizably close to the source without absolutely destroying nor completely emulating it. I'm incredulous about this whole trend because it seems _nobody_ in Hollywood seems to understand that their way of doing this doesn't work.

+Cielo Pachirisu gud movie dow rite?

[@rorylol]

The film was miscast, but I find it very interesting that people like you were fine with Heimdal being a black man. Somehow it's only wrong when it's whites. #DiversityQuotas

[@ryudhal]

Funny.

[@lord6617]

+Rory Gryfoss Yes, because 1 instance of casting a black man in place of someone white in a comic totally counterbalances 50 years of whites being cast in the rolls of non-whites. Way to be that racist guy.

[@hgzmatt]

+Rory Gryfoss nordic mythology and black people doesn't make any sense.. just like egyptian mythology and no egyptians. no racism involved AT ALL

[@rorylol]

lord6617 Choo choo! Here comes the white guilt train! I'm sure films from Zimbabwe are packed with white people too! No? Wow, it is almost as if the majority demographic of a given nation tends to be proportionally represented in that nations media. How unPC! :(

[@rorylol]

hgzmatt I never claimed that there was. All I eluded to was the hypocrisy of some people when it comes to miscasting demographics.

[@Sighphi]

Do you know what's funny? Several gods are actually pictured with gold and white skin by the Egyptians when they drew them on walls. But no, people that dont know about Egyptian stuff know better than the actual history. All Egyptian gods must be pictured by middle eastern people with tanned skin.

[@alexandertreola5905]

6:38 Deadpool's budget was 58 million dollars for a point of reference. This movie was 140 million dollars...

[@chickenballs-balls]

"it was so amazing. . . " - Angry Joe That's the DVD cover right there! 8:30

[@justinscarborough6887]

lmfao

[@tmzissupergay]

0:35 "Good???" -Angry Joe That's the DVD cover there

[@masterkoopa1015]

8:26 "I couldn't take my eyes off it." -Angry Joe

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

I am not PC at all, and I can't stand the hyper-sensitivity surrounding identity politics nowadays. HOWEVER; making a movie about Egyptian lore without any Egyptian people in it is absurd. It would be like making a movie about Norse mythology and casting all black people as the Gods and vikings. What a complete insult to anyone who is interested in Egyptian culture and mythology.

[@Freeri0]

+HumanoidCableDreads Ancient Egypt was primarily Nubian, so to cast African/MiddleEastern people would be alot more appropriate. Casting a good actor like Gerald Buttler is completely acceptable(we are talking about making a good movie not a documentary). Even still, to cast almost no people of color at all is a complete slap in the face to Egyptian Culture.

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

Joseph Ford It depends which era of Ancient Egypt, but yes there were Nubian dynasties. However I am merely talking about Egypt from a mythological standpoint rather than historic.

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

Joseph Ford I thought Thoth was the only good part of the movie, Chadwick Boseman actually looked like he could have been Nubian and was a great actor. Looking forward to the Black Panther movie even more now.

[@Freeri0]

HumanoidCableDreads Same here it'll probably be interesting ,but as Cinema Sins says no movie is without sins.

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

Joseph Ford I have a feeling this is gonna be a good year for Cinema Sins.

[@Mitchx42]

White people playing Egyptian characters with English accents.

[@slicebattle]

+Mitchx42 Egyptians were white actualy

[@DKINGOFME45]

+slicebattle Egyptians weren't white

[@crimnvL]

+slicebattle youre a damn idiot

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

The critic-audience divide over this movie is worse than suicide squad. IMO this movie was awful.

[@blackenedwritings]

Good god, Joe! You look exhausted. That movie has sucked the life out of you. Although I kinda wanna see it now. Not in the cinema, of course. At home with some friends and beer.....lots and lots of beer!

[@pelimies1818]

Well, of course actors have british accent - the ancient egypt is located in british museum.

[@kuunami]

White Gods of Egypt

[@sonofkrypton2851]

Your soul is my.

[@Paul77786]

kuunami this movie is shit

[@UncleHo19]

45 percent of the humongous budget of this "movie" was probably spent on acid/mescaline/crack/cocaine, and 50% on beard shampoo and posing oil for Mr Butler.

[@wmichaell2001]

Last time I was here this early What are those??!?!?!! was still being said everywere

[@Caligrown92511]

Stfu

[@wmichaell2001]

+Caligrown92511 lol

[@itfollowsme6565]

-_-

[@Harry_S._Plinkett]

Now it's fucking Damn Danniel and Durr Plant. The internet needs to fucking die.

[@pizzaandmeth4538]

+Blue Shield (Eclipse) I wonder if he would do a "Search for the worst" for this movie.

[@dedricklewis4358]

cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Seal, wesley snipe. movie: Lords of England coming soon

[@debonaire_nerd]

So bad its good? "Its buwlshit, I did not hit her, I did noooot - oh hi Cleopatra!"

[@juniorfio1196]

Capitalist pigs: Gods of Egypt is a great movie. Soviet bear: Rawer!!! Capitalist pigs: You should watch it. Soviet bear: (Scratches belly) Capitalist pigs: Hello....... Are you listening??? Soviet bear: (Walks away)

[@VividNaz]

Aw god this film was destined to fail lol, did you see the director and how he cried and started flaming every reviewer. some comedy gold lmao

[@battlion507]

Sad though, that the same director did The Crow and Dark City. Two great films... 2 decades ago...

[@VividNaz]

+Tony Davis (Battlion50) exactly, first of all i did feel sorry for him because of the white washing thing, but the film is trash so doesnt really matter

[@battlion507]

Vivid Naz Hell, this film feels like another Mythological Epic like The Legend of Hercules. -Poor overuse of CGI -A Director who has done good films in the past (Diehard 2), but ended up with a shitshow. -Over hammed and Cheesed dialogue But I will give this film credit (shudder), at least we got the dude from 300 and another dude from Game of Thrones... Buuut again, poor writing and dialogue. Because Legend of Hercules gave us a Cullen from Twilight...

[@battlion507]

Also, Joe just made a vid about the film and compared it to Mortal Kombat Annihilation...

[@VividNaz]

+Tony Davis (Battlion50) loool, that film...

[@MynameisByf]

I thought I needed to go and see this movie just to laugh at how bad it will be... After seeing Joe literally reduced to illness talking about it.... i'm not too sure...

[@fugazy6942]

Hi byf!

[@CelestialLily]

Hai byf!!

[@austinprince2109]

oh hey byf it's you! Hi! :D

[@itfollowsme6565]

Hi BYF!!!!!!

[@1991reptile1]

oh byf nice to see you here :-)

[@Castian77]

Bright, unwatchable, awful, boring, colorfull, noisy and obnoxious? sounds like a feminist

[@d-rob9265]

The whole fart/gas chamber analogy was so in depth. I died laughing when Joe interpretated someone choking, then actually started choking.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

OH God, the saddest part to this whole story is that I know the director can actually be a very great director, HE DIRECTED THE CROW ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMIC BOOK MOVIES!! God, this movie is just painful

[@TheTrueHolyDarkness]

I just saw Gods of Egypt and before I even watch this review I just want to say that I thought it was fun! I loved it. It's clearly SUPPOSED to be a simple, fun, DnD adventure and it nails that swarm charm perfectly. I suspect people walked into this film with the wrong expectations and if so, it was a failure of the marketers to set the tone for what's needed to enjoy this film. But beyond that, it is very clear to me that the director, actors, and scriptwriters had FUN making this film in hopes that audiences would have FUN watching it. If you walk into this film expecting it to make you seriously contemplate your existence or something, then you've err'd in watching it this way. If someone tells me Citizen Kane is a lighthearted comedy and I walk out hating it, it does not mean the movie sucked, it means my mood was in the wrong place. If you're capable of enjoying Indiana Jones, you are capable of enjoying this movie. It's not SUPPOSED to feel like Lord of the Rings or 300. It's SUPPOSED to be precisely what it is: Adventure Time! ;-D With all that said I will now watch this review.

[@aliceteaminfinity9438]

yeah, this movie is pretty enjoyable, like campy summer movie enjoyable and it's pretty clear on the trailer. joe must've walked in the theater expecting an egyptian lotr. i enjoyed the movie the same way i enjoyed the mummy returns. i walked in the theater and expected a throwdown between egyptian gods and was not disappointed.

[@Leo-ew3lx]

TheHolyDarkness Don't ever compare this to Indiana Jones. It's no where near worthy.

[@wickrman1]

Don’t you dare compare to Adventure Time. Adventure Time is fun and ridiculously hilarious but it also contains dark, mature themes and explores the horror of evil and loss and brings into light how scary growing up can be and also shows the importance of love, friends, and family.

[@IkmelAAA]

I think that you're exaggerating. It's not bad compared to the awful Clash of The Titans for example, it's just very campy and the execution is overall mediocre. At least they tried something original with the plot.

[@lon242]

This is the video that got me into Angry Joe.

[@darthmaul54sith7]

not gonna lie, i liked the movie lol

[@OohzyJohnDow]

+Darth Maul54sith Good on you, me too! ;)

[@verdar3662]

Darth Maul54sith Me three

[@myman8336]

Same.. We are few But we are Legion

[@mattdobz]

Makes The Mummy series look like a masterpiece, and I bet they were weary of including Isis

[@Stiflex]

I have no clue what's wrong with the movie, yes the writing was shit and cliche, but overall i enjoyed it.

[@Stiflex]

Gerald Deliva I honestly really liked the whole theme of it, of course the story was the old "bad guy becomes king", but the whole cgi and acting was really good imo. Maybe i'm not such an amazing critic who can see even the slightest inefficiencies, but i thought it was really good.

[@Stiflex]

***** Perhaps, maybe the movie was a pile of shit to you, but personally I enjoyed it and I really have no clue why are you trying to turn this into a racial thing.

[@Stiflex]

***** How is it racist? And if I'm totaly honest, I have no clue who made it, who criticized it, I haven't read a single review nor will i read one. Just saw the movie trailer, liked it, saw it, fairly enjoyed the movie. What's wrong with that?

[@OohzyJohnDow]

+Smite Gaming Alot of the kids on here just follow what ever AJ is spitting out. The movie was a decent entertaining mytical fantasy action movie indeed. All the strange people here that can read idiotic comics (and watch their movie counterparts) as bibles but have to talk down a mytical egypt movie for not being accurate.. go figure ;) ..as for "white casting" another BLA you hear on this movie. Hell yeah that it is white casted, but so are pretty much ALL movies from Hollywood, so you either grow a backbone and block them all.. or perhaps...stfu? :D This is not an original deep plot accurate movie. This is an action mytical fantasy movie.. everybody that couldnt enjoy it for what it is should have a deep look at their critical reasoning and where they focus it.. there surely are much better focus points in life to apply those abilities and make a difference ;)

[@Stiflex]

OohzyJohnDow The movie wasn't amazing, but the word I can use is "Entertaining" and that's all I wanted out of my ticket at the end of the day.

[@themrnails]

With ALL the negative reviews I went in expecting it's gonna be total trash. I ended up liking the film for what it was. It's a fantasy adventure and it was fun. I liked it.

[@Awesomeisme7000]

When I looked at the trailer I knew this movie would suck

[@iwanttoputkamuistoesinmymo5938]

So I guess you could say this movie is GOD awful?

[@RolaiEckolo]

+Jorge Perez Everybody who went to see it got eJIPPED.

[@Kuraskvids]

So this is the Slaughtering Grounds of movies?

[@jonhenry7740]

Lol yeh

[@jojy7706]

+Blael Worse. The slaughtering grounds didn't cost $140,000,000 to make.

[@DanHowardMtl]

even more sad: Born: Alexander Proyas September 23, 1963 in Egypt

[@krichardj]

Would the movie be better with brown people in it? Egypt has been conquered and occupied so many times that we don't know what they looked like. Drawings on walls show white, red, brown and black rulers, the same for workers and slaves. As for accents, should they speak in ancient Egyptian, problem being we don't know the language they spoke. Movie sucked, but not because of political incorrectness.

[@stikupartist3698]

Those gods were prayed to by the indigenous people of Egypt. You know. The ones from before the ptolemy dynasty and arab conquest.

[@davidstubbs2361]

This movie is slowly killing Joe

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Directors think they are sooo clever. At least Michael Bay knows he's just a bad director who is very competent at selling shit to gullible audiences.

[@hyypersonic]

Both Iron Man I and Captain America: The First Avenger had the exact same budget of 140 million dollars as this movie. Hell, Deadpool's budget was *58 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS* and look at the audience reviews for that movie. Let that sink in for a moment.

[@aaronnelson7702]

You could take that money and make star citizen lol....

[@PressA2Die]

+Aaron Nelson heh, niiiice.

[@jefffree69]

Tune in for its sequel: Gods of Rome

[@ravenstrategist1325]

+Sergio Ortiz (AwesomeMan10144) Yeah, Quirin and Liber Pater debating with Opus and Fortuna...

[@ZoharSyn]

The cognitive dissonance in these comments is astounding. So many people trying to justify discrimination, bias and hypocrisy. The fuck is wrong with people?

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

The same director that brought us "The Crow" and "Dark City" brought us... this. Just... let that sink in for a moment.

[@djinnwarlock3594]

I don't know if the Egyptian gods bled gold but the Greeks did

[@djinnwarlock3594]

The movie even got some things wrong

[@djinnwarlock3594]

+Djinn Warlock this movie literally killed 15 brain cells

[@mrginn]

I knew it's gonna be cringe-worthy. That's why I didn't even bother to watch it after seeing the trailer.

[@msnhao]

had almost 3x the budget of deadpool lol

[@TheLazySleeperLives]

Directed by the same man that did The Crow... Oh, how the mighty have fallen

[@HelloThere156]

Transformers Egyptians in disguise

[@MegaMerdeux]

I knew it would suck just by the trailer.

[@mhosni86]

and the only Egyptian god who is supposed to be golden (Ra) isn't. LOL

[@nicolaspadron5318]

+Mr_Egypt Isn't Ra also supposed to be portrayed as having a bird head with a beak? I haven't seen the movie so I'm not too sure how he is portrayed

[@mhosni86]

Nicolas Padron Horus is the god with falcon head. Ra is The Sun, literally, The Sun. I haven't watched the movie either but I saw some pictures. Egyptian gods have many forms. they have full human form , and human with animal head form, and full animal form. but few of them don't have animal form like Osiris, Isis and Ra.

[@nicolaspadron5318]

I've read more about them than I've seen them. Most of my visual ideas of the gods are from Smite haha

[@mhosni86]

Nicolas Padron in some sources Ra also with depicted with a falcon head but always with the sun disc above it , and never in full bird form

[@IONindustries627]

This movie makes Stargate (1994) look like a fucking Masterpiece if you ask me.

[@GodfallArt]

Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie did it better

[@edyluc46]

thanks now I gonna watch Yugioh! lol

[@GodfallArt]

edy luca Lmao have fun

[@kilsgb]

Watched it on showbox and stopped watching after 25 min

[@EPICBLASIAN1]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! - - THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE REVIEWS, I'VE EVER SEEN. YOUR EXPRESSIONS HAD ME DYING LAUGHING, I COULD LITERALLY FEEL YOUR PAIN. - - THUMBS UP FOR ME!

[@informalfallacy9780]

What kills me though is that we don't have enough films about Egyptian Mythology. We have biblical movies set in Egypt and we have mummy movies. We have a surplus of films on Greek Mythology, but not Egyptian Mythology.

[@Cloud2159]

140 million dollars.... must have tried to pay off the Lannister's debt to the iron bank......

[@Frothenbath1]

Are you happy Hollywood? You're killing Angry Joe.

[@MarkyDav]

Refreshing to see a movie review of just you by yourself.

[@jakepancake7176]

You should start doing the top 10 worst/good/disappointing movies for now on, keep up the good work :)

[@OttoSomething]

Angry joe, really respect your opinion. Love all your reviews, games and movies alike. but I think this film deserves a second look. I loved it. It is campy, over the top and ridiculous but I think that was the intention. Nowadays, too many films take themselves too seriously and you can accuse this film of many things but it definitely doesn't take itself seriously. c'mon gods and mortals living together. of course it's bullcrap. But such refreshing bullcrap.

[@JediMasterJesus]

I'll stick with Stargate SG1 for my Egyptian Mythology fix

[@malaika2669]

Bryan Halco 😂🙌🏾 this is the comment.

[@algi1]

I, Robot was painfully bad.

[@alexdurain3753]

+Sloppy Balls Gaming I'll second that

[@alexdurain3753]

+Sloppy Balls Gaming Ok let me rephrase that. Why does this guy say I, Robot suck

[@algi1]

+Sloppy Balls Gaming Just by listening to the dialogues I cringed so hard, I couldn't finish watching the movie.

[@algi1]

+Sloppy Balls Gaming Also, the movie had nothing to do with the I, Robot stories.

[@readyjoe6427]

I thought that was a pretty good movie, very enjoyable and had a good plot.

[@TheBuddyCast]

All movie reviews should be VLOG format. I love listening to your opinion, no one interrupting or agreeing with you constantly. Angry Joe! Angry Joe!

[@przadlo1488]

Nordic God could be black, Bond can be black in next movie but some gods in fantasy movies can't be white. This wasn't a historical movie

[@jamretro1336]

+przadlo1488 hollywood whitewashing

[@ThisNameIsBanned]

Looking the movie without super shitstorm in the back, its a fine movie, its just as much a "adventure" as Prince of Persia or John Carter, which are also just some adventure movie. Its clearly a world of its own, its not realistic in any way, but i liked the introduction of Ra fighting the gigantic monster each night and the world of the dead with Anubis was totally fine. The classic random thief and his girlfriend are just like jar jar binks, they are overall unncessary for the movie, but they are still included. The idea that set changes the rules of the afterlife was decent, people turn into money horders and the poor are cast into the abyss, decent story, it showed how the world turned to shit and Ra, just like any high God simply doesnt give a shit as he has more important demons to fight. Some funny moments with the gods, some nice phrases of text, and landscape looked decent. Transforming gods was just as pathetic as any transformers movie, give or take, the same crap, but its enjoyable enough. Any talk about racismn or anything is completly over the top bullshit and if critic is based around that its just a joke. If someone does a movie they can cast whatever people they like, its a fantasy world after all, its not a history class. The movie isnt great, but its decent for what it is, a adventure movie. Its easily a 6/10 kind of movie, as thats all the movie delivers.

[@bravesirkevin]

+ThisNameIsBanned One thing that a lot of people don't get is that the movie is actually fairly faithful to the source material. Sure, they made a few changes, mostly trimming the absolutely bizarre sexual stuff that modern audiences would find repulsive, but it was clear that the writers had done their research and put a lot of effort into incorporating actual elements of the mythos. It was certainly more true to its mythos than any of the greek or norse mythology movies I've seen.

[@guytits409]

Wasn't the Egyptian Mythology between the gods and goddesses full of incest? Correct me if I'm wrong lol

[@luisf2793]

Guy Tits i think that’s greek Mythology but I wouldn’t doubt it

[@AllyC83]

Random Angry Movie Review playthrough Day 6 review 74 17/07/19 nice one AJ, great job bud

[@paradoxacres1063]

More like.... *CLODS* of Egypt! Amirite, guys? :D

[@oceanwavedvd]

awwwww shit son you got em with that burn

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

Fucking nice, real nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice

[@tchitchouan]

+Paradox Acres i love huniepop and DOAX 3

[@paradoxacres1063]

+Tchitchouan Inouane Who doesn't :)

[@tchitchouan]

Paradox Acres i don't know everybody loves them

[@SKYDORMER]

There are way worse films than Gods of Egypt.

[@davidking6242]

doesn't make gods of Egypt acceptable. it's disgraceful.

[@SKYDORMER]

kwadwo baidoo I never said it was acceptable.

[@KennethEspericueta340]

worst movie of 2016 is Norm of the North

[@Kvantovy]

How is Ra even alive in that movie? I thought we blew him up along with his starship with a nuke. Hmm...

[@ziggystardust1973]

your thinking of a way better movie

[@GabrielHernandez-pn4xw]

+Kvantovy What movie was that?

[@Kvantovy]

+Gabriel Hernandez (Gabe) I was referring to a movie called Stargate. TV series based on it, Stargate SG-1, was really great.

[@GabrielHernandez-pn4xw]

Kvantovy Holy fucking shit! I forgot about that. Why did I forget it? I remember watching the movie. It was great. Damn, it was a long time ago.

[@Kvantovy]

Haha, yeah. I remember having it on a frikkin VHS tape :D Anyway, if you're interested, a group of fans is making pretty cool mod based on Stargate franchise: www.moddb.com/mods/stargate-empire-at-war

[@survoah]

This movie is a crime 140 million dollar crime. Seemed obvious that it was gonna be garbage just by the trailer.

[@icyburger]

so it is the "300" of Egyptian mythology

[@chrisnichols5572]

Worse. Much worse.