Gold Digger Pranks Shouldn't Exist

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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis Johnson

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 4 000
@no-ku6jp
@no-ku6jp 5 жыл бұрын
if he's got a nice car and a suitcase of $500k that he just carries around, then chances are he's a drug dealer.
@freddiemckeogh1923
@freddiemckeogh1923 5 жыл бұрын
No shit
@maxyagmur6913
@maxyagmur6913 5 жыл бұрын
Or just your average big, bad and fake you tuber
@whyfi2749
@whyfi2749 5 жыл бұрын
Drug smuggler or high up member of a cartel that could cut you up into a million little pieces
@sydneypille
@sydneypille 5 жыл бұрын
Or a pimp
@TrueBeelzebub
@TrueBeelzebub 5 жыл бұрын
*drug lord
@melisa_moore
@melisa_moore 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the “boyfriend” doesn’t even go over to see what they’re talking about. Even when he was all jealous???
@siddharthjajoria5305
@siddharthjajoria5305 4 жыл бұрын
@Gold Rose Watch thatwasEpic on youTube
@millerblaylock
@millerblaylock 6 жыл бұрын
guy: drives up with a lamborghini me: wow cool is that a toyota or something
@9annax
@9annax 5 жыл бұрын
Me: wow nice is this a horse?
@shalev.
@shalev. 5 жыл бұрын
Your camel is looking mighty expensive there pal
@hope7826
@hope7826 5 жыл бұрын
Nah guys you’re wrong pretty sure it’s a kangaroo.
@drmystery2662
@drmystery2662 5 жыл бұрын
No its carboard 😒😠
@drmystery2662
@drmystery2662 5 жыл бұрын
Soz paper its paper
@eghjkiol
@eghjkiol 5 жыл бұрын
Everything is fake except the “I have no friends.” Part
@toadgatter7512
@toadgatter7512 5 жыл бұрын
The only part that’s me is the “I have no friends” part and that’s it
@killuazoldyck9047
@killuazoldyck9047 5 жыл бұрын
@@toadgatter7512 no I'm ur friend
@medic1204
@medic1204 5 жыл бұрын
Famous Commentator no ur not an ur not mine either
@mindstealer8685
@mindstealer8685 5 жыл бұрын
he don’t deserve them
@pranavvarma5097
@pranavvarma5097 5 жыл бұрын
LOL OOFERLOL that makes sense
@erine.9094
@erine.9094 5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it obvious.. *the car is a paid actor*
@proteinman7800
@proteinman7800 5 жыл бұрын
Sailor Eden fuckin clearly, the money was also a paid actor
@pollyandme1759
@pollyandme1759 5 жыл бұрын
Was I really the only one that’s thinking that?! It’s a paid actor! People need to open their eyes
@0100-r6d
@0100-r6d 5 жыл бұрын
People these days are too dumb to realize simple stuff like that.
@Dirtbike-k2x
@Dirtbike-k2x 5 жыл бұрын
i hate people like you but i still liked your comment 😗
@xcharisma
@xcharisma 5 жыл бұрын
KerChOw
@Ethananous512
@Ethananous512 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, Jarvis, the internet was a mistake
@wojakmeme6561
@wojakmeme6561 6 жыл бұрын
"mistake"
@flappyBoi
@flappyBoi 6 жыл бұрын
Nah it wasn't a father and(i think his daughter) worked there asses off to make the first connection between 2 conputers. And. That was. Actually the start of internet
@houselightkell
@houselightkell 6 жыл бұрын
A happy accident
@ryleexiii1252
@ryleexiii1252 5 жыл бұрын
Little Known Fact: If a woman wears a bathing suit in public, they immediately become a gold digger. This is science-bro science.
@sxturnxsistersx6455
@sxturnxsistersx6455 5 жыл бұрын
Apollo Bill nye the science guy
@philswift6135
@philswift6135 5 жыл бұрын
@@sxturnxsistersx6455 F
@ThatLuciferPainting
@ThatLuciferPainting 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Apollo 😂👍
@ArtisticallySpoken
@ArtisticallySpoken 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Joe the Science Bro
@giulialana2815
@giulialana2815 5 жыл бұрын
"Most women don't care about cars" YES FINALLY I'm so tired of my guy friends saying that with an expensive car they would be more successful with women
@BlackCat-tg7th
@BlackCat-tg7th 5 жыл бұрын
All your guy friends? 🤨
@giulialana2815
@giulialana2815 5 жыл бұрын
Black Cat English is not my first language, is it wrong to say that?
@BlackCat-tg7th
@BlackCat-tg7th 5 жыл бұрын
@@giulialana2815 What? Your comment is understable. But what have your guy friends to do with the language English?
@giulialana2815
@giulialana2815 5 жыл бұрын
Black Cat I don’t get what’s wrong with my initial comment, I just shared my experience.
@BlackCat-tg7th
@BlackCat-tg7th 5 жыл бұрын
@@giulialana2815 ....just forget it....
@CamilleonProductions
@CamilleonProductions 6 жыл бұрын
This is the worst, fakest thing I've ever seen. If someone drops a suitcase of cash in front of you, RUN. THEY ARE A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL. DON'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM. RUN.
@sockweed621
@sockweed621 6 жыл бұрын
Camille and her Cosmetics you haven’t uploaded for 4 years
@CamilleonProductions
@CamilleonProductions 6 жыл бұрын
@@sockweed621 I am not a KZbinr. So?
@sockweed621
@sockweed621 6 жыл бұрын
It seems like sorry if it annoyed you
@CamilleonProductions
@CamilleonProductions 6 жыл бұрын
@@sockweed621 That's OK, I just don't understand why it's relevant.
@sockweed621
@sockweed621 6 жыл бұрын
I just felt like looking at ur channel cause of its name
@charlimarieTV
@charlimarieTV 6 жыл бұрын
“Thiccc with three c’s” 😂😂😂 literally lol’d
@floidsoda5470
@floidsoda5470 6 жыл бұрын
She was thiccc
@canal63OG
@canal63OG 6 жыл бұрын
CharliMarieTV w
@papacito99199
@papacito99199 6 жыл бұрын
You thiccccc then the Snicker bar... Subscribed to your channel..
@Frs_Jake
@Frs_Jake 6 жыл бұрын
Juan Lona fr tho
@Yettl
@Yettl 6 жыл бұрын
lmao i didnt knwo other people say stuff like that... good to know, thoguth i was the only one
@jen_is_not_ok
@jen_is_not_ok 5 жыл бұрын
9:02 The best actor in this was the baby when she screamed out “ *MOMMY* “
@kc6201
@kc6201 5 жыл бұрын
Might be her actual kid.
@YoYo-it5vc
@YoYo-it5vc 5 жыл бұрын
BipolarPolymath Sis idk all of this is fake af
@f8breaker119
@f8breaker119 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes actors use their own actual children in some shots I think
@liyah.
@liyah. 4 жыл бұрын
@@f8breaker119 some actors do actually.
@elfiot
@elfiot 4 жыл бұрын
Aaliyvh147 In Maleficent. Baby Aurora was played by Angelina Jolie’s real daughter. They tried other babies and couldn’t get them to smile at the scary horned lady.
@9annax
@9annax 5 жыл бұрын
Guy: *drops bag with 450k of money* Me, an intellectual: why are you walking around with such amount of money? Why this money is not on a bank? Why am I almost sure that you are a international drug dealer? Look I'm calling the police
@kittycatlover8000
@kittycatlover8000 5 жыл бұрын
Awhile u have this conversation w/ him imma run for my life cuzzz I don't wanna get shot..... To many people watching, his a drug lord🙄 xD
@maxyagmur6913
@maxyagmur6913 5 жыл бұрын
While you do that...I just run up and steal that bag with money and drive away with his Car bcs apparently he just leaves it on the street, that car isn’t for the roads tbh. I’ll take the risk off getting shot.
@Beatbod
@Beatbod 5 жыл бұрын
pipocadoce If you’re an intellectual, your grammar would be better.
@pakacha8999
@pakacha8999 5 жыл бұрын
@@Beatbod To be honest, their grammar wasn't _that_ bad, just some mistakes here and there.
@Beatbod
@Beatbod 5 жыл бұрын
What the hell Is Shooky Not the first time they’ve done this.
@GrahamStephan
@GrahamStephan 6 жыл бұрын
GONE WRONG!! IN THE HOOD!!! COPS CALLED! Kidding. Congrats on 500k subs!
@alexd8571
@alexd8571 6 жыл бұрын
Hiii
@mrhatbirb
@mrhatbirb 6 жыл бұрын
Graham Stephan #Realcontent #takesomepointers :)
@kylemalachowski
@kylemalachowski 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot *gone sexual*
@katarinapenopolis8163
@katarinapenopolis8163 6 жыл бұрын
**GONE EMOTIONAL**
@haydenbuell7860
@haydenbuell7860 6 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is those exaggerations are what these videos are really like
@lorenzobeas7214
@lorenzobeas7214 6 жыл бұрын
A classmate in college being an actual grown man would watch these and then share them when trying to argue against feminism🙄
@KnzoVortex
@KnzoVortex 5 жыл бұрын
really? jeez
@rozempire2843
@rozempire2843 5 жыл бұрын
That guys an idiot However his argument is arguably false
@Levente_Nagy
@Levente_Nagy 6 жыл бұрын
That lapel mic pop at 10:46 is amazing attention to detail.
@firebreathingrubberduck9108
@firebreathingrubberduck9108 6 жыл бұрын
Levente Nagy I didn’t even notice that what amazing attention to the attention to detail
@purpleknight665
@purpleknight665 5 жыл бұрын
This video gave me plus a billion respect points for Jarvis and minus a billion respect points for Hooman, not to mention the fact that I’d never heard of him before.
@rowan9427
@rowan9427 6 жыл бұрын
How is no one concerned that he has a ton of cash in a suitcase?
@person43
@person43 5 жыл бұрын
I would just jump in and take all I could get...
@minasoymilk2371
@minasoymilk2371 5 жыл бұрын
@@person43 Y E S
@OrangeOnesGaming
@OrangeOnesGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Cuz its fake
@greeneyeballs
@greeneyeballs 5 жыл бұрын
‘Mations ! DrUgS
@harryo82
@harryo82 6 жыл бұрын
A staged character assassination of a fake person.
@eggman8053
@eggman8053 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Ortiz I am the fake person
@jaceprice5613
@jaceprice5613 6 жыл бұрын
When I was scrolling threw comments I read this literally right when it happened
@mrpipez9855
@mrpipez9855 6 жыл бұрын
@ 9:45
@eggman8053
@eggman8053 6 жыл бұрын
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💛💚
@Dgero
@Dgero 6 жыл бұрын
**Distant Radio** Quick take the shot.
@LordDaxius
@LordDaxius 6 жыл бұрын
*D E A D A S S M A D T H I C C* This must become a meme.
@cameronmullis6680
@cameronmullis6680 6 жыл бұрын
R/wooosh
@itstoolate3186
@itstoolate3186 6 жыл бұрын
r/doublewhoosh
@annasunshine4850
@annasunshine4850 6 жыл бұрын
Retarded Bobo still don’t know what whoosh is buddy
@rydervsgames7589
@rydervsgames7589 6 жыл бұрын
It must become a meme
@hystericallover5989
@hystericallover5989 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah Yeah r/foundthemobileuser r/itswooooshwith4os
@cherrijade
@cherrijade 5 жыл бұрын
9:02 Why did my heart break when kid yelled "Mommy!"?? 😢😢 I know the video is fake but the kid is just so cute it breaks my heart.
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride 5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 O.M.G. THAT'S SO SAD. I didn't hear it the first time.
@McBlazington
@McBlazington 6 жыл бұрын
It's been 10 minutes and I haven't heard the word algorithm yet.
@harelperry7051
@harelperry7051 6 жыл бұрын
We have been forgotten :' -(
@eggman8053
@eggman8053 6 жыл бұрын
*ALGORITHM*
@Cesarlmao
@Cesarlmao 6 жыл бұрын
@Anson Hartzler he's joking....
@Cesarlmao
@Cesarlmao 6 жыл бұрын
if someone calls something gay it's either a joke or their Calling them stupid.
@NinjasUseGlocks
@NinjasUseGlocks 6 жыл бұрын
Thank god
@TheCCBoi
@TheCCBoi 6 жыл бұрын
As a man with a Camaro, I can confirm - women don’t give a shit about cars. The only people who stop me or want a ride are dudes lol :(
@haferbrei7759
@haferbrei7759 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lego501stTrigger
@lego501stTrigger 6 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@tox401
@tox401 6 жыл бұрын
You have to have Mini or Fiat 500
@jfrogg
@jfrogg 6 жыл бұрын
Mini vans are the only cars that pick up chicks:)
@lexie7395
@lexie7395 6 жыл бұрын
@@jfrogg 😂
@orntelove
@orntelove 6 жыл бұрын
Have you ever met a woman? We are all 1 nice car away from cheating
@BanzRoyalty
@BanzRoyalty 6 жыл бұрын
lool
@mywillyfelloff1617
@mywillyfelloff1617 6 жыл бұрын
Im also one briefcase full of money falling on the ground out of nowhere away from cheating. Us women huh. what are ya gonna do with us
@trenvert123
@trenvert123 6 жыл бұрын
I gotchu. *Grabs Hot Wheels*
@drkastenbrot
@drkastenbrot 6 жыл бұрын
i think its just annoying that everytime i date a woman, the first question is how many ferraris i have
@AnjuSingh-dm4eq
@AnjuSingh-dm4eq 6 жыл бұрын
@@drkastenbrot Damn, boi that must be so hard on you dating all this frikking gold diggers. Because every women is one! Including me! :)
@jamesdoesnotexist833
@jamesdoesnotexist833 5 жыл бұрын
Hooman: And Thanks To Our Sponsor, TikTok Jarvis: You've Gotta Be Fu- *Outro Plays*
@KnzoVortex
@KnzoVortex 5 жыл бұрын
*herbal tea*
@prateekshyaayushi4155
@prateekshyaayushi4155 5 жыл бұрын
That outro was simply insane!!!!
@anthuwuny
@anthuwuny 5 жыл бұрын
thank you for telling me exactly what i just watched. genius comment tbh
@spooderman9266
@spooderman9266 5 жыл бұрын
@@KnzoVortex by artificial music
@despajackie9254
@despajackie9254 5 жыл бұрын
gold digger =/= someone who asks for money gold digger = someone who marries a rich person just for their money
@captainflowers748
@captainflowers748 5 жыл бұрын
Gold digger =/= Someone who..... actually mines gold in a mine :D
@dumbname939
@dumbname939 4 жыл бұрын
CaptainFlowers “Yes! Now I have her trust, sooner or later she’ll slip up and I’ll catch her sharpening her pickaxe!"
@bekahkashtan
@bekahkashtan 4 жыл бұрын
Shittt I’m a lesbian but id marry an old ass man for his money, I’d obviously be open about it. That’s why sugar daddies exist.. literally to supply this exact thing.
@ashsusjsjekwek8282
@ashsusjsjekwek8282 4 жыл бұрын
@@bekahkashtan tf
@bekahkashtan
@bekahkashtan 4 жыл бұрын
@@ashsusjsjekwek8282 yes?
@autopsyblue
@autopsyblue 4 жыл бұрын
Unnnforutunately I've had a guy in his 20s tell me these were totally real and indicative of how women really think & act. So. Not just 13 year olds, also men with the emotional maturity of 13 year olds.
@nicolasrestrepo6177
@nicolasrestrepo6177 7 ай бұрын
Clearly he unfortunately met an actual gold digger but chose to generalize instead of moving on
@autopsyblue
@autopsyblue 7 ай бұрын
@@nicolasrestrepo6177 You misunderstand, I'm saying the man in his 20s was looking at these staged videos and fully believing they were proof all women think & act like gold diggers. He never mentioned anything about his own dating history.
@engineerhealthyself
@engineerhealthyself 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Jarvis, long time lurker. I'm a full stack developer and have been loving your vids, both tech and comedy. I can't wait to see you hit 1M subscribers man! Love from Ecuador.
@xddpanda8171
@xddpanda8171 6 жыл бұрын
Only 90's kids will remember Jarvis' personal GAP store in his teeth.
@ejw2354
@ejw2354 5 жыл бұрын
r.i.p.
@evepistulka
@evepistulka 5 жыл бұрын
oh yes i remember
@whatthewhat7356
@whatthewhat7356 5 жыл бұрын
Yaas
@PanAndScanBuddy
@PanAndScanBuddy 5 жыл бұрын
Boooooooo
@diggygorgonzola3467
@diggygorgonzola3467 5 жыл бұрын
I remember and I'm a 2000's kid
@MasterOwl01
@MasterOwl01 6 жыл бұрын
gone wrong public bathroom pranks in the hood
@SubsonicNoise
@SubsonicNoise 6 жыл бұрын
gone wrong public bathroom pranks in the hood
@aUCLZlstrBh5upnFr7OmhNHag
@aUCLZlstrBh5upnFr7OmhNHag 6 жыл бұрын
Gone sexual
@zaara.rahman
@zaara.rahman 6 жыл бұрын
Gone wild
@NapNup41
@NapNup41 6 жыл бұрын
Cops called
@Tukanisch
@Tukanisch 6 жыл бұрын
every one died
@Joshua-hf2hr
@Joshua-hf2hr 6 жыл бұрын
I was about to say... I’m not going to pay $24 for one of your t-shirts dude. Then I saw your $11 t-shirt (that I’m going to buy after I make my car payment) and it made me feel bad for not buying your $24 t shirts. Then I realized that I’m not paying for a shirt, but that I am contributing towards the content that you put out. Thanks for making awesome videos. From a struggling computer science student.
@dennissekulic1298
@dennissekulic1298 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua lol😂😂😂
@reallydee3957
@reallydee3957 6 жыл бұрын
i wolud like to know more about being a computer science any way i can contact u via instagram snapchat ??
@charlimarieTV
@charlimarieTV 6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video! I’ve never heard of these pranks before and while they made me just a little bit sad about the society we live in I loved your commentary. ❤️
@Citural
@Citural 6 жыл бұрын
CharliMarieTV *We live in a society*
@poperaisin
@poperaisin 6 жыл бұрын
TheEpicCC dead meme buddy
@bzzz243
@bzzz243 6 жыл бұрын
wtf you've never heard of those pranks?? o.O
@1SketchyAkechi
@1SketchyAkechi 6 жыл бұрын
BOTTOM TEXT
@pancitcanton7327
@pancitcanton7327 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, really? No. Really?
@greensaber77
@greensaber77 6 жыл бұрын
"Can we be friends?" "BRO, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND, BACK OFF!" * case of money pops open (for some reason) * "Yeah, that's cool, honey. You can just go talk to the dude who I stopped from hitting on you 2 seconds ago but now I am suddenly okay with."
@ripli3275
@ripli3275 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@tryingtonotsuck6378
@tryingtonotsuck6378 6 жыл бұрын
Roasting Hooman TV while in a bathroom in the hood Edit: thanccc with three c’s
@tryingtonotsuck6378
@tryingtonotsuck6378 6 жыл бұрын
Thanccc Jarvis
@Bledder
@Bledder 6 жыл бұрын
Gone wrong
@ecla141
@ecla141 6 жыл бұрын
Gone sexual
@elizabethflores9
@elizabethflores9 6 жыл бұрын
OML
@coodyh
@coodyh 6 жыл бұрын
Gone SEXUAL (NOT CLICKBAIT) **(GONE WRONG)**
@alysiadhalla993
@alysiadhalla993 6 жыл бұрын
The way you defended us, woman, I'm so thankful! Other guys would be such an ass but you understand how we really feel as woman. Just thank you man, you made my life.♥️
@mennyswap4280
@mennyswap4280 5 жыл бұрын
Wut? 👌
@anrray8129
@anrray8129 5 жыл бұрын
@@jessmeyer2077 no shes not she just got affended that Hooman think if u wear a bikini ur a gold digger
@anrray8129
@anrray8129 5 жыл бұрын
I agree Alisia
@davinhenning5106
@davinhenning5106 5 жыл бұрын
Yes all guys support the person manipulating random girls.
@davinhenning5106
@davinhenning5106 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry about what I said above I was just a little mad you called me an ass.
@GMPStudios
@GMPStudios 6 жыл бұрын
I am always waiting for those moments where you say 5 savage lines without taking breath.
@charlenerugust367
@charlenerugust367 6 жыл бұрын
11:33 won me over i subbed
@personne-fp6cr
@personne-fp6cr 5 жыл бұрын
*T H I C C C*
@cashhunt69
@cashhunt69 5 жыл бұрын
Heyyy that was my comment 😏
@WatercraftGames
@WatercraftGames 5 жыл бұрын
Thicc
@bearshunnypot302
@bearshunnypot302 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao they couldn't get the microphones to be any more obvious
@divivine
@divivine 6 жыл бұрын
that's literally the zipper, blind fella! people so stupid nowadays. this guy is using Hoomans name to get viewers. the same thing that machinegun kelly did with eminem! people stop being stupid jeez
@EarthboundX
@EarthboundX 5 жыл бұрын
@@divivine No, those are clearly microphones.
@xxkvngdgxx7305
@xxkvngdgxx7305 5 жыл бұрын
@@divivine u Stoopid
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 5 жыл бұрын
@@divivine you can see the dang wires lol? Did you never question the staging is like, 15 feet away on a clear in-the-middle-of-the-street camera. Totally inconspicuous 👌
@superplasmagamer9295
@superplasmagamer9295 5 жыл бұрын
@@divivine found the 6 year old who thinks Hoomans vids are legit.
@rockandrory
@rockandrory 6 жыл бұрын
Noooo Jarvis how dare you accuse this "very real prank" of being fake. Shame on you
@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys
@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys 6 жыл бұрын
Rory Salter r/whooooossh
@englishpaper6421
@englishpaper6421 6 жыл бұрын
@TheBeyblader 1 r/whoooosh
@danielphantom5949
@danielphantom5949 6 жыл бұрын
TheBeyblader 1 r/whoooosh
@io543
@io543 6 жыл бұрын
@@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys r/whooosh
@darth_hylian
@darth_hylian 6 жыл бұрын
The bf is suddenly very occupied with the child all the sudden when the money falls out. Smh
@BanditLeader
@BanditLeader 6 жыл бұрын
Money?! Oh shit tend to baby
@talic-os5899
@talic-os5899 5 жыл бұрын
"A McDonald's? No way, why would there be a McDonald's around when you are this hot??" Logic.
@lolimsooedgy7809
@lolimsooedgy7809 4 жыл бұрын
there is no mcdonalds in your area if theres a hot person in your area
@peskypigeonx
@peskypigeonx 3 жыл бұрын
l u j i k
@babybunny6968
@babybunny6968 6 жыл бұрын
his slight lisp is so good and wholesome!!! I support ur journey to straight teeth, my guy!!!
@Duck-dx4tn
@Duck-dx4tn 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Wells oh boy I didn’t even know his lisp at first and now I can’t stop hearing it
@doomdoofus
@doomdoofus 5 жыл бұрын
F*k now i hear every S
@oOnihazOo
@oOnihazOo 6 жыл бұрын
Just bought 2 hoodies! I appreciate the budget options.
@hirisen
@hirisen 6 жыл бұрын
Just came from pewds' video, forgot I had to change the speed back to normal lmao
@xXZombieHunter0802Xx
@xXZombieHunter0802Xx 6 жыл бұрын
KZbin is a wacky place, I just did the same thing.
@hazen-vr
@hazen-vr 6 жыл бұрын
Same broskie
@unknownguy9578
@unknownguy9578 6 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAAME!!
@mitulyadav3535
@mitulyadav3535 6 жыл бұрын
Man, I was about to say the same
@insperrr.a
@insperrr.a 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@julial1121
@julial1121 5 жыл бұрын
11:35 i just realized that i've never heard jarvis laugh...
@limegreen4003
@limegreen4003 6 жыл бұрын
Man: can you come to McDonalds with me? Girl: No *The boy drops 20$ from his pocket* Girl: actually yes, can we get married?
@DespOIcito
@DespOIcito 6 жыл бұрын
Probably because it misspelled “McDonalds”.
@limegreen4003
@limegreen4003 6 жыл бұрын
Trying To Be Realistic NO.......
@thewhizzkidjr9171
@thewhizzkidjr9171 6 жыл бұрын
Dang these girls are weird
@limegreen4003
@limegreen4003 6 жыл бұрын
*SteamedKinner* don’t think about the details too much....... it’s a grape
@haferbrei7759
@haferbrei7759 6 жыл бұрын
@@limegreen4003 they did surgery on a grape
@coolfriendbuddypalguy8773
@coolfriendbuddypalguy8773 6 жыл бұрын
I got an ad before this video... *JarVis iS a gOldDigGeR*
@valtherockstar
@valtherockstar 5 жыл бұрын
I love the part when Jarvis cracks up at trying to say "thicc", that laugh was infectious!
@Katie-zq2so
@Katie-zq2so 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t help but love that hoodie, I think a ‘Good Enough’ reminder is something we could all use.
@hazardous401
@hazardous401 6 жыл бұрын
Jarvis be like: *sets a normal title for a video* - *video not doing good* *changes video title, to match the other channel's name* - *get that sweet KZbin algorithm moneyy*
@mcalkis5771
@mcalkis5771 5 жыл бұрын
And your problem is?
@cryanide87
@cryanide87 5 жыл бұрын
I sure do love moneyy
@roltthehunter
@roltthehunter 6 жыл бұрын
Love your content man, you have a lot of support in my ring of devs, even tho you stepped away from the content that was more targeted at programmers, i don't think "cringe react conventions" would have much market penetration.
@CodedBlue
@CodedBlue 6 жыл бұрын
The irony at the end...
@marcd.8051
@marcd.8051 6 жыл бұрын
*verbal irony
@Marlin123
@Marlin123 6 жыл бұрын
wawa
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 6 жыл бұрын
@@marcd.8051 Why was your comment necessary?
@DopeAsBroski
@DopeAsBroski 6 жыл бұрын
I remember when I used to watch these unironically. Smh...
@aaaah540
@aaaah540 5 жыл бұрын
We’ve all got bad things that we used to read-watch unironically.
@RJ-ek7yo
@RJ-ek7yo 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@stajniasaturn4505
@stajniasaturn4505 5 жыл бұрын
TheDudestBroski me too :|
@lexispeaks5585
@lexispeaks5585 5 жыл бұрын
You've come so far though. Be proud. 😊
@whatistheecho7387
@whatistheecho7387 4 жыл бұрын
dark times
@flrgblrgrstienrflrgblrgdlr62
@flrgblrgrstienrflrgblrgdlr62 6 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie: Kills memes Jarvis: kills fakers/trash youtubers
@thatguy1700
@thatguy1700 6 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated
@eswee6780
@eswee6780 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it :( but I still like lol
@DaniiYouTube
@DaniiYouTube 6 жыл бұрын
The two horsemen of the adpocalypse
@yura__tG
@yura__tG 6 жыл бұрын
Pewvis: Uses 1% of his power to eliminate thots
@GMPStudios
@GMPStudios 6 жыл бұрын
PewDiePie-Jarvis Collab is my dream, so is yours.
@kingofthecommentsection8056
@kingofthecommentsection8056 5 жыл бұрын
HoomanTV: creating misogyny one click at a time
@Inu47Yasha
@Inu47Yasha 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo called Hooman out a while back, just thought I'd name drop him here. Love both your guys content.
@ShoutoutToTrees
@ShoutoutToTrees 5 жыл бұрын
"Thrift-shop Disney Prince" is a beautiful phrase 👌
@zymormauti3426
@zymormauti3426 6 жыл бұрын
Best laughter:Ben Brode Second Best laughter:Jarvis Johnson
@jarvis
@jarvis 6 жыл бұрын
Being that close to ben brode is the highest compliment
@arash1789
@arash1789 6 жыл бұрын
Always in our hearts
@spartacusmaximus9224
@spartacusmaximus9224 6 жыл бұрын
Content on KZbin is fake Me: **surprised Pikachu face**
@Enderman-en3dv
@Enderman-en3dv 6 жыл бұрын
*verbally ironic* ftfy
@nightwing-brawlstars7452
@nightwing-brawlstars7452 6 жыл бұрын
*suprised pikachu face*
@spartacusmaximus9224
@spartacusmaximus9224 6 жыл бұрын
@@nightwing-brawlstars7452 literally
@tatedarin7040
@tatedarin7040 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo calls this stuff out
@jarvis
@jarvis 6 жыл бұрын
someone just sent me his video! i'm glad!
@Pickelhaube808
@Pickelhaube808 6 жыл бұрын
Your style of doing this kind of reaction commentary is different enough from people like Slazo that I think it will work out without being seen as a direct ripoff (Like what Slazo is to Pyrocynical). Keep up the good work, Jarvis.
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 6 жыл бұрын
That guy's an idiot. He thinks old people only babysit grandkids. They can't have their own lives and certainly can't have fun.
@thezeldadragon6202
@thezeldadragon6202 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed that the boyfriend always calls the kid “your kid” and not by his name.
@maxyagmur6913
@maxyagmur6913 5 жыл бұрын
TheZeldaDragon secretly it’s just a doll and they feel uncomfortable naming it.
@dionnacarter293
@dionnacarter293 5 жыл бұрын
Girl: There's a McDonald's down the street." Jarvis: *Casually eats McDonald's fries* I love you XD
@24FramesOfNick
@24FramesOfNick 6 жыл бұрын
Incredible
@mirillis6083
@mirillis6083 6 жыл бұрын
24 Frames Of Nick WOAH I seen you from your total drama and 6teen videos they were cool, make more like them plz :)
@envfynestt9132
@envfynestt9132 6 жыл бұрын
24 Frames of THICC
@mccrazy6021
@mccrazy6021 6 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you are here from Jarvis
@BabaBinny
@BabaBinny 6 жыл бұрын
how DARE YOU! there was no ad in the end of this video
@jarvis
@jarvis 6 жыл бұрын
buy my merch
@w1nt494
@w1nt494 6 жыл бұрын
@@jarvis savage
@RoomiestChalice
@RoomiestChalice 6 жыл бұрын
I didnt get one ad
@warfionproductions6580
@warfionproductions6580 6 жыл бұрын
Wish I got a TicTok add at the end of this
@Lucas-rb4ho
@Lucas-rb4ho 6 жыл бұрын
there is no ad unless you count the website that popped up at 9:02 although it has no link to it
@em-ew2iy
@em-ew2iy 5 жыл бұрын
*Every single time Jarvis was talking I was just like, “So true so true so true”*
@rycox2937
@rycox2937 6 жыл бұрын
Thiccc
@Alex-wc5fx
@Alex-wc5fx 5 жыл бұрын
Thiccc with three c’s??????
@hdidjjejfh7167
@hdidjjejfh7167 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-wc5fx that extra thiccc
@cbboone
@cbboone 5 жыл бұрын
Is that Danny De Sanders!!!?!!???!!?!!!!?!!!???!
@zoemoore9401
@zoemoore9401 5 жыл бұрын
No she Thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
@lvparm
@lvparm 6 жыл бұрын
I know your channel already blew up but I wanna see your channel blow up
@adityaverma6120
@adityaverma6120 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@somerandomidioticnerd9769
@somerandomidioticnerd9769 5 жыл бұрын
*sees small bruise under Jarvis’ right eye* Yeah, he's dying
@walkingindlite
@walkingindlite 4 жыл бұрын
Some random Idiotic nerd I mean...it’s technically true?
@laureldesilets3575
@laureldesilets3575 5 жыл бұрын
"What self-respecting company would associated themself with this man?" Silly Jarvis, you forgot about the NON-self-respecting companies!
@audiopaste6818
@audiopaste6818 6 жыл бұрын
Nah but this boi has a BRIEFCASE
@drewreview2499
@drewreview2499 6 жыл бұрын
Now not only is Hemingway is quaking but so am I and Jarvis🙇🙇
@dushadow3840
@dushadow3840 6 жыл бұрын
"Hi im Jarvis, internet was a mkstake" 👌👌👌
@dushadow3840
@dushadow3840 6 жыл бұрын
@NoobAndNub YT Yeah 😂
@Videogamedonut17
@Videogamedonut17 6 жыл бұрын
Mkstatke
@zuluent.5781
@zuluent.5781 6 жыл бұрын
“This is a very very fake video that is very very fake” 😂😂😂 dude I love your videos
@kodaph
@kodaph 5 жыл бұрын
Hi, hoomantv gold digger prank brought me here wondering some yter would debunk the prank. You got a new sub here. You are geniunely entertaining 🤣
@mongi4015
@mongi4015 6 жыл бұрын
Hooman TV content is so terrible that i cant even stand watching it even when somebody else is making fun about it
@pinkinglily6447
@pinkinglily6447 5 жыл бұрын
Same. It was so cringe I really want to stop at the first 4 minutes but I just can't.
@jessiechen8979
@jessiechen8979 6 жыл бұрын
hooman? more like boo-man aha that was Terrible
@alikhamis3367
@alikhamis3367 6 жыл бұрын
Nioce
@IconicNick
@IconicNick 6 жыл бұрын
Stop it.. get some help
@meep-osaurous8840
@meep-osaurous8840 6 жыл бұрын
I know someone nicknamed boo-man and they serve in the military so I'm suing for infringing my rights.
@joja2174
@joja2174 6 жыл бұрын
No it's sounds better 😂
@luigijudah2696
@luigijudah2696 6 жыл бұрын
Jessie Chen Thats what I thought when I read this
@the_leonora
@the_leonora 6 жыл бұрын
I love your laugh 😂. I actually replayed. PS: I'm not creepy 🤗
@Goyarxrd
@Goyarxrd 5 жыл бұрын
I thought we left gold digger pranks in 2017
@Zeytrixx
@Zeytrixx 6 жыл бұрын
_Don’t even get me started on gold digger pranks..._
@uPick-iLick
@uPick-iLick 6 жыл бұрын
I'm getting you started Fuckin do it
@godlyvex5543
@godlyvex5543 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, I won't
@sharonaukstolis9553
@sharonaukstolis9553 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hey bro
@theimmortalgamer2389
@theimmortalgamer2389 6 жыл бұрын
Lol he has 7,300 subs (more than my entire life)
@caitybritt5610
@caitybritt5610 6 жыл бұрын
Hi I’m Jarvis and the internet is a mistake
@gleetenders1549
@gleetenders1549 6 жыл бұрын
"Todays video is sponsored by Tiktok" "You've got to be fu-"
@southafricanvegan1054
@southafricanvegan1054 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jarvis for calling out sexism when you see it. Appreciate it xx
@asforme7328
@asforme7328 6 жыл бұрын
Love all the content, so like ~~refreshing~~ but also dry humor. Plus that merch is gold and I already ordered it.
@MsFrostitute
@MsFrostitute 6 жыл бұрын
these pranks are cringy as hell
@lordhvemarcy6183
@lordhvemarcy6183 6 жыл бұрын
Ur pic is cringy as hell
@MsFrostitute
@MsFrostitute 6 жыл бұрын
@@lordhvemarcy6183 Your name is cringy as hell
@lordhvemarcy6183
@lordhvemarcy6183 6 жыл бұрын
@@MsFrostitute Hahah lol. touché. The pranks rlly are cringey tho
@Captain_Chromosome
@Captain_Chromosome 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@adamf6391
@adamf6391 6 жыл бұрын
Boi i might be late but *yall are cringey*
@Dogearmy353
@Dogearmy353 6 жыл бұрын
Is Hooman even hooman?
@erikaessel1650
@erikaessel1650 5 жыл бұрын
"Thrift Shop Disney Prince" 🤣
@sevastiai.573
@sevastiai.573 6 жыл бұрын
I identity as a thrift shop Disney prince Edit: *identity*
@crackeds6806
@crackeds6806 6 жыл бұрын
Identity Iden tit y Ok
@sevastiai.573
@sevastiai.573 6 жыл бұрын
NickSenpaii it was a reference to my poor grammar but that works too 🤣🤣
@crackeds6806
@crackeds6806 6 жыл бұрын
Kek
@goro4781
@goro4781 6 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I actually believed this shit
@kasim7126
@kasim7126 6 жыл бұрын
stereotype 😂
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, you grew out of it! That's a good thing
@animeguard361
@animeguard361 6 жыл бұрын
We were all in that boat once
@Ry_zing
@Ry_zing 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@kaikeunder
@kaikeunder 6 жыл бұрын
Go Ro same
@cyntiasianturi9007
@cyntiasianturi9007 6 жыл бұрын
Ok so I was frustrated at this kind of prank videos, and tried to bear it for a long time…AND THEN THIS FINALLY COMES UP WOW YOU DO UNDERSTAND THE MATTER THIS IS A RLY NICE VID I COULDN’T AGREE MORE THANKS A LOT JARVIS YOU ARE THE HERO!!!😭❤️
@VrishabhDB
@VrishabhDB 6 жыл бұрын
The like was 69 on this comment Lol. I had to ruin it by adding 1 more. sorry
@captainsalamander946
@captainsalamander946 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever Jarvis laughs I get a year back on my lifespan
@billybillygamer4546
@billybillygamer4546 6 жыл бұрын
You are so good at exposing youtubers. You NEED more subs KZbin needs you
@PowerfulRift
@PowerfulRift 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I've been wondering why the audio was so solid! :D
@KnzoVortex
@KnzoVortex 5 жыл бұрын
yep, *it's fake.* (that sounded very threatening)
@markusdez1748
@markusdez1748 5 жыл бұрын
Jarvis literally said everything I was thinking.
@SophieandJoe
@SophieandJoe 6 жыл бұрын
Don't know what you're talking about Jarvis. HoomanTV is clearly a pioneer of feminism.
@Mindwipe96
@Mindwipe96 6 жыл бұрын
Sophie and Joe Which would make him even worse, because feminism is cancer. (I know this is sarcasm, but that would actually make him worse.)
@VanArkride
@VanArkride 6 жыл бұрын
Mindwipe96 so being a feminist would make him worse than being disrespectful to women like he is now? That’s idiotic
@Mindwipe96
@Mindwipe96 6 жыл бұрын
WaveJaeger It appears that you don’t know how bad feminism is today. I didn’t say him being disrespectful to women is not bad compared with feminism, but feminism is so bad that it is that much worse. It’s cancerous and destructive for both men, and women.
@punkivy9776
@punkivy9776 6 жыл бұрын
Mindwipe96 Depends in which wave of feminism. Our current, I’m not so into either. And I am a cisgender female.
@VanArkride
@VanArkride 6 жыл бұрын
Mindwipe96 you’re thinking of radical feminism which is a minority. Normal feminism which is what most feminists are isn’t like that at all
@georgiaknight._5100
@georgiaknight._5100 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, these vids should be a new Jarvis original series on Netflix 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@luverslace
@luverslace 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bees10
@bees10 6 жыл бұрын
i cant believe, for a brief and shameful time of my life, ACTUALLY WATCHED THOSE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD. p.s aww u look so cute in that hoodie
@jarvis
@jarvis 6 жыл бұрын
it's okay we all had those times
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 6 жыл бұрын
i want to like your content, but it's at 69 and I don't want to ruin that
@bees10
@bees10 6 жыл бұрын
@@Flowtail thank u for ur service
@conflictedminds3252
@conflictedminds3252 6 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is awesome! It’s like a polygon dog.
@Chris-oi2hv
@Chris-oi2hv 6 жыл бұрын
bee s ya earned ya self a sub
@norajane9580
@norajane9580 5 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to know that there are still men out there that don’t fall for this crap. Thanks for raising awareness about this and not being a horrible human being.
@coolguy5259
@coolguy5259 6 жыл бұрын
Woah I'm 13 and I don't watch this So stop bullying me
@abudgie6909
@abudgie6909 6 жыл бұрын
Morty Smith Lol me too
@traktorkorkort5751
@traktorkorkort5751 6 жыл бұрын
Morty Smith you have morty from Richard and Mortimer as a portrait. It’s basically as bad as having anime girls as portrait. That means it’s legally allowed to bully you. Check mate Globetard
@terralovi3578
@terralovi3578 6 жыл бұрын
Morty Smith same When I turned 13 I was so excited I had left the 12 years old insults but little did I know there are 13 years old insults too I just didn't notice them ;^; I will never excape
@terralovi3578
@terralovi3578 6 жыл бұрын
Escape*
@Spekticon
@Spekticon 6 жыл бұрын
Same my guy
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 6 жыл бұрын
Do these boys even know what a gold digger is? Because if you offer her money and she excepts that doesn't mean anything. She has to be the manipulative one.
@clowncat8658
@clowncat8658 6 жыл бұрын
I thought gold diggers were those weird little kids who pick their noses
@kiera_g
@kiera_g 5 жыл бұрын
i was watching veggietales out of context and it ended and IMMEDIATELY cut to you saying “why does this exist”
@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496
@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496 6 жыл бұрын
*Last time girls was into cars was like the 1970's*
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