7-Second Riddles: The Darkest Riddles On The Internet

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[@elivdb]

actual detectives looking at scene : I’ve figured it out! victim’s family : who did it? detectives : comments

[@stanstanstan2597]

Family: W-What? Who murdered our mother/wife? Please, sir! Please!

[@Batmantherealbatman]

@@stanstanstan2597 _comments_

[@sandycat1423]

@@stanstanstan2597 Comments, dammit!

[@aisha5156]

Sandy Cat14 Family: PLEASE! We need to know! And I don’t see any comments!

[@cowds9414]

*there's no comments*

[@triccele]

I wasn't expecting Jarvis to be such a good rapper, came out of nowhere and he acted like nothing had happen after spitting fire.

[@microwave8931]

Who killed Janice? Her husband who threatened her multiple times and is holding a bloody knife while telling the police he killed her The butler, Jared Her friend, Patricia Answer: Her mom's cousin's soccer coach's daughter's insurance agent, Jonathan

[@apathysatragedy3114]

Because there's a ring on his finger but he says he's poor, and Janice is very rich but she's wearing no jewelry. Case closed

[@emberleaf2341]

"I have something to tell you." "What?" "I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate." "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what you are about to become." I just had to add this Spaceballs quote- it works

[@apathysatragedy3114]

@@emberleaf2341 "YOGURT!?"

[@vadapartyannapurna]

Which was a problem because of our inexperienced intern, Billy

[@faijja_a_]

no it was the mailman because it’s sunday

[@lemondemonfangirl1337]

7-second riddles: paypal Me: M O N E Y G A Y

[@Keziah2447178]

Bruh i was literally saying this out loud to myself and happened to be right on your comment

[@brazilbr4415]

Bruh it's an emoji of a couple so yea

[@HSpungey]

@the mr froggy *mogey*

[@thunderbolt3265]

I said suger dad

[@definitelynotavegan7285]

I said suger daddy 👀

[@aspyn.j_]

Greatest rappers? 1) Jarvis 2) Jarvis 3) Jarvis 4) Jarvis 5) Jarvis Because he spits hot fire.

[@angelictrublemaker5064]

And Jake, brillent creater of Lords Scheme

[@codered2358]

Option 6: Jarvis

[@lol-zr4iy]

Oh ummm..... (gasp) I got it JARVIS

[@5starbrex]

I think Jarvis is the best

[@myspageht4355]

He got some spittle

[@PuppyLove2468]

Jarvis: "im just gonna do a weird voice" Jarvis: *sounds exactly like Ryan from Buzzfeed unsolved*

[@sh0ut4r0]

Wheeze

[@carlybarker6180]

buzzfeed u̶n̶solved: *this guys dog died so he hired a private investigator and blamed his wife because she was being a good and responsible mother.* shane: ryan what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ryan: look shane we ran out of cold cases to talk about-

[@alittleguy789]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING :O

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@carlybarker6180 -Wait is this a fandom that sounds like a fandom thing-

[@jovanholland36]

Rap🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sphinxsspell9841]

The rap part was un-ironically good tho edit: wtf how did this get so much attention and how did i just realize this a year later

[@teo-sb]

6:45

[@rishei4748]

@@teo-sb Y E S

[@mxda96]

for real when's that mixtape coming out I would buy it

[@rishei4748]

@@mxda96 fr

[@JenniferJones-hw9wu]

Yes!

[@sk1ttlz904]

I remember I loved 7 second riddles as a child. Mostly because my ego depended on being seen as smart, and if I got a riddle right it fed my fragile self-esteem.

[@666_cthulhu]

i either feel seen or personally attacked by this, not sure which

[@adinarosenstein9586]

holy shit, i'm pretty sure that's a batman villain origin story.

[@sageplayz2343]

goddamn, this is literally me

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

Lol me, how dare you

[@BaneStopMotion]

@@adinarosenstein9586 riddler

[@NT-jb2vy]

A guy was found dead in his bathroom, who killed him? . His unborn child . His great great great grandfather . His phone Answer: The zookeeper because she eats cereal for breakfast.

[@metal3543]

Lol

[@inugamiwang9704]

The zookeeper! Eating cereal for breakfast is very suspicious

[@teenyweenykiwi]

Everyone knows that the zookeeper was a cereal killer.

[@shouldibeworried200]

w0w

[@exert9995]

@@teenyweenykiwi yea alot of cereal died...

[@WakiKat]

The rap was unexpected, but appreciated

[@hydros1ty]

Sorry, had to unlike your comment to keep it at 420

[@WakiKat]

@@hydros1ty honestly I respect that

[@hydros1ty]

@@WakiKat reliked because people ruined it lol

[@maple4597]

Sorry can’t like your comment, it’s at 444

[@NxtherT]

sorry can't like your comment its at 447

[@GreysonDerulo-tv3bd]

I watched these religiously as a little kid (i was like 8) and i think i’m still traumatized. there was this one riddle where eight friends went on a ski trip and only seven came back and one guy “went insane” and kept saying 8 over and over again. apparently he was saying “ate” because they ate one of their friends.

[@no-pw2xc]

I feel traumatized just by reading this alone

[@bellac6311]

OMG I REMEMBER THIS ON, i believe that 80% of my paranoia as an 11 year old was bc of this channel

[@Cacjams]

Yep, I remember this too lol, OG viewers unite

[@fireflyyay]

@@Cacjamswhat’s the video?

[@kellynanea9948]

“I think they’re more than just pals but okay”

[@afoozp988]

Gary was an old man with a heart issue. He was found dead. Who killed him? The window His dog His sandwich The mailman because he likes chicken nuggets and luxury parties.

[@supermetpod5607]

Honestly, I can find that on their channel

[@roastedmarshmellow1740]

He’s not a problem anymore

[@gdkeashusoldaccount1861]

Well don’t lose your panties!

[@splatcult]

Dang it! I thought it was mirrormangayboy!!!!

[@inugamiwang9704]

The window, the dog, and the sandwich all did it together.

[@focusdj6987]

Didn’t expect you to drop some bars

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

6:44🔥 🔥🔥🔥

[@toasteroven7522]

Focus Dj G

[@Aidansstuff_]

5 minute raps, I'd watch that

[@austinfordyt]

“Straight rapping, straight bars...” “... pretty good, not that great...”

[@bricques]

Got the vat19 music

[@justaguy1951]

6:45 That rap made me slightly scroll down and click that thumbs up button.

[@jayedgar1384]

I like reading the comments on these videos. Jarvis’ fan base is so incredibly wholesome. And I love it. There’s no complaining about anything.

[@olivemusk]

the rap actually slapped though, i would definitely listen to that way too much for a whole month before finally recovering from a major depressive episode and, after that, start crying whenever i hear the song again because it would remind me of my dark times not that i would know, or anything

[@lenl8004]

Stop calling me out 😳

[@steelstreqq]

Homie called us all out-

[@basementbats]

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

[@aisha5156]

steelstreqq プロデューサー Lol

[@LL-tr5et]

dude relatable i can't listen to my old mental breakdown song without sobbing uncontrollably it kinda sucks because it was a bop

[@viv2568]

Seven second riddles: sees gay couple emoji. “My god, they were roommates!”

[@parkerwhaley5535]

(Under breath) and they were roommates.

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

Parker Whaley yEs

[@negativeresponse9165]

Bouquet for your best bud?

[@AnonymousUser77254]

Roommates because they were mating in the room 😉 amiright?

[@legolover6619]

That emoji is evil

[@tobyzecatcreamzecat3994]

I always wondered, what happens when you don't solve it in 7 seconds? sadly no one lives to tell the tale.

[@momodolape]

7:00 he do be spitting sum nice bars tho

[@teo-sb]

6:45

[@ducky.doodles]

Ikr

[@TheRealDahli]

Yo you can really freestyle and flow.. was NOT expecting that.

[@losgatossonmuychidos]

Dylan DeFrates no cap

[@glucosegremlin7972]

when?

[@tekii111]

friendly neighborhood autism in the video lol

[@glucosegremlin7972]

GameWizard55 when in the video

[@tekii111]

friendly neighborhood autism 6:44 is when the epicness starts lol

[@deadaccount4164]

Did my guy Jarvis just turn into a dragon cause he was spittin fire

[@memeboi_6970]

Nice stolen comment

[@Tatum4Three]

@@memeboi_6970 damn

[@Kristofer382]

@@memeboi_6970 Ironic, cause your comment was copied

[@doodledevore4374]

@@memeboi_6970 All comments are probably stolen. Even the though I typed right now.

[@Allie_Victoria]

Ooo burn

[@jenm1]

I love how the riddles just exist to embed classism in your skull so if you see a homeless guy with a cellphone, you know not to give him money!

[@hardcase7753]

hey i just wanted to say thank you for saying that the world really isnt as bleak as it seems. I feel like i kinda needed the insight you gave and im sure others needed it too, especially in today's world. i know this was posted two years prior to all of that, but it's a nice gem of info for sure. thanks m8, keep on with the excellent work

[@alexmarker6674]

Still waiting for 5 minute raps to drop

[@mrminecraft7751]

Alex Marker so am i

[@ibeamemeyboi9098]

Maybe if we bother Jarvis a lot he may head to our demands

[@unprepared9732]

Let’s hope it comes soon.

[@Zombeedog]

5 minute craps

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

6:44🔥 🔥🔥🔥

[@jayplayz8197]

Is it just me or can this mans freestyle like a god?

[@akairae]

for real💀

[@heartrender6]

its scripted not freestyle

[@Atellas]

@@heartrender6 it might not be honestly, that seemed like it was on the spot.

[@heartrender6]

@@Atellas the entire video is scripted, this is common practice in the commentary youtuber community

[@millie8943]

@@heartrender6 absolutely. But still, sometimes improv just happens

[@eternallustformedusa4844]

8:40 is like, “did they sleep in the same bed, send each other love letters, never get married, kiss, and raise children together? yes, but they were just good friends.”

[@dannyamit6000]

I just keep coming back to this video for the rap like damn it’s so good

[@viviantompkins7925]

Same, I need a full version

[@kiralonely1307]

I also do that, I like to binge Jarvis videos and play them in the background, and everytime I come back to this one, I get so excited until the rap comes and stop everything I'm doing to watch it over like 3 times. It's so good.

[@DorkOrc]

“Yo I’m a 7-Second Riddle You can call me poor but ima beat you with a weapon fiddle You can take the high road but ima take the middle Ima break you down to nothing like I whittle I got some spittle Uh Nothing about me’s small or little I’m in the Reno looking in the window sentimental Uh” Best 10 seconds of my life LMAO

[@awkwardotter13]

James002 BARS

[@wassilasof2505]

6:44

[@theclap262]

He needs to make a full vid of that

[@emi-ne1kv]

SnoopyGirl Noop thank you

[@maxbolyn1963]

James002 sounds like ski mask the slump god

[@concreteforrest2164]

Riddle: 💵👬 what brand is this? Me: Gay money Riddle: Paypal Me: oh.

[@concreteforrest2164]

For context, yes I am gay.

[@mrshitfacemcgee]

Concrete Forrest how is that context

[@concreteforrest2164]

quiet prince ..yknow ;)

[@sizzlingfacedonut2030]

@@concreteforrest2164 lmao ... Y'know.......... ;;;;;;;)))))))

[@Monotail_Razuin]

@Noah Renne ya know 😂

[@iainronald4217]

They definitely picked the wrong emoji for the PayPal one, my guess was “Money Hermanos.” 😂

[@kristencurtis7031]

This video was INCREDIBLE!! The rap, the psychology, your spot on and hilarious commentary.

[@trinab.787]

These remind me of a comic strip I read as a kid. The fox, wearing a sherlock holmes outfit, realized the pigeon, wearing pearls and carrying a purse, was guilty because she said she knew something because the rabbit told her, and we all know that "rabbits don't talk".

[@jumpyultra9566]

UwU

[@jumoke3192]

😂😂😂

[@marang_a_letsatsi]

Omg i remember that comic strip 😂😂😂

[@trinab.787]

@@marang_a_letsatsi that is hilarious that 2 of us retain that memory.

[@456puff]

You're probably thinking of Slylock Fox. It's in the Sunday comic of the city's newspaper where I grew up. He also has a mouse sidekick named Max Mouse, btw.

[@sky-ve3rn]

A poor man died on a couch. Who stole the bible from the museum? -Albert Hill -His dog -A TV. Answer. The taxi driver. He did a backflip 6 years ago.

[@-pogdog5214]

Was this inspired by NOOB TERROR UTTP?

[@rokukou]

tf is a pible

[@hunterspringer276]

@@rokukou yible

[@AK-ir4cv]

@@hunterspringer276 kible

[@CurryMuncher2]

@@AK-ir4cv qible

[@jennahkhazaal]

8:37 me: gay money the riddle: _paypal_ me: oh ok

[@vadifadoms]

Historians will say they were good friends

[@KilaKaKa]

Pay "roommates"

[@treehouse318]

FIVE MINUTE RAPS. it's what the world needs right now.❤

[@littlebored6290]

Stand up if you thought Jarvis’s rap was fire Edit: I guess a lot of people stood up

[@aleksandraabrahamowicz9288]

Goldy Hearts what if your in a wheelchair though

[@parkerbench1843]

You’re*

[@retroplayer8131]

**Floats**

[@littlebored6290]

『!』 Retro Player 『!』😂😂

[@littlebored6290]

Darth Mayo 😂👌

[@grantfromramranch]

“Hello unnamed fanbase, I’m Jarvis, and the internet was a mistake.” That escalated quickly Edit: i don’t mean to be all “oh my god 4 likes tysm” but holy shit 2k likes

[@makduke]

iClickbait he’s not wrong about any of that

[@parkchimmin7913]

Reminds me of the “anime was a mistake” meme. I mean, both quotes aren’t entirely wrong.

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

Honestly, it always does. 😅

[@animeloverk.a.9758]

Park ChimMin your pic is of Mysticmessenger !!!!!! ❤️

[@parkchimmin7913]

Animelover K. A. And I’m assuming your pic is Karma from Assassination Classroom?

[@sillymako]

the thing you said in the conclusion was actually very interesting. im a child and have only recently started to try my best to form my own opinions about things i see on the internet, and i fell victim to a worldview where i thought every man was sexually charged at all times. now, having many male friends, i realize that they are just normal people and how the media attraction of sexual harassment made me think this way. the internet sucks lmao, never getting off tho

[@maylen9299]

7:11 BARrrrs~~

[@Johnny-yj6hq]

your rap is actually fire you should release it (no joke)

[@jello9849]

Ogod yeah I know.

[@snufkingstan]

question, sonce i didn't want to do two comments, i looked throught the commeents and loked for people commenting on the rap. do you know what that song was, cause jesus, that was a good song!

[@speedweed683]

Please no, I dont want him to leave us like Frank.

[@Aidansstuff_]

Yea

[@soapmakestunes]

Did anyone get the name of the actual beat track?

[@empeanutson]

5:45 Mom: Lora was studying Video: _shows an unrelated toy dinosaur next to Lora_ Well, now I _really_ know she was lying

[@xexpaguette]

No, this is expected

[@tobypossum7386]

She's a paleontologist

[@TheLunaLockhart]

Gotta love teaching children that it's normal or encouraged to means test random strangers, because that will have precisely 0 negative side-effects

[@mabelvioletpaige9410]

I have an example for the "moral". Growing up I genuinely thought that quicksand would be a problem that I encountered on a regular basis because I saw it in so many cartoons. Turns out quicksand has never been a problem for me. 🤷‍♀️

[@unfoundpump]

“Who killed the girl?” “Mom: I was drinking my sprite.” “Brother: I was peeing on a robot clown” “Sister: I ate her haha.” “Father: h” “IT WAS THE MOTHER BECAUSE SHE HAS A DRINK.”

[@inugamiwang9704]

Obviously if someone has a drink that's very evil and suspicious

[@Bob_of_bobington]

No it was the father ,h, very evil

[@unfoundpump]

good noi h

[@sciblastofficial9833]

"John was found dead in a river. Who killed him?" "His ex: He had a wife, I didn't know that" "The police: He stole something from a store" "His wife: He was cheating on me!" Answer: COMMENTS (read: Haha, take the L. We're not gonna reveal the true answer is the river)

[@Meg-ul8nw]

EROTIC BUTTERS it was the neighbor because they have a dog

[@bigovergrownrat40]

“more than just pals, but okay” jarvis said gay rights

[@aisha5156]

Okay I might’ve skipped over that(I’m disgusted too) so where’s the time stamp?

[@drippycity4135]

ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ 8:45

[@chiaria8218]

@ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ why exactly are you disgusted?

[@mint7442]

Kay I think it’s about 7 second riddles and what they called that emoji

[@alexisevatt8460]

Kay disgusted that they accidentally skipped it

[@byrnetdown6076]

as someone who hangs out with homeless people.. the idea that a homeless person having something that's worth money meaning they're secretly rich is HYSTERICAL nearly every homeless person i know digs through rich peoples trash to find designer glasses, bags, socks etc that have been thrown out and they often keep them as a sign of being good at dumpster diving and/or finding things in general

[@pirithedefenderofoutworld1113]

6:16 a better answer is this: If she was sleeping how could she know when the murder took place.

[@alexanderhowardchairartand5039]

Jarvis: "Could you imagine if 7-second riddles had a 2nd channel for the answers?" Me: Don't give them any ideas...

[@MyUsersDark]

Lol they already did though, showed on screen

[@graceannwelsh]

@@MyUsersDark that was edited, i couldn’t find anything about it online

[@kidkecleon]

"Are they saying this homeless man is trash? But hes secretly rich he has a laptop." Lmfao dude

[@AJ_the_great1223]

Jarvis, I got to say, I was actually impressed with that rap.

[@gottalivehappy]

I love how the Mailman is just staring into my soul bobbing around his head

[@twobearshighfiving8474]

a mother was found dead! a woman who lost her blanket a blanket who lost her woman a who blanket her woman answer:the frog

[@lol-zr4iy]

Obviously

[@ImNamo_]

Answer: *COMMENTS*

[@chloerowing1]

Hey p a u l

[@aisha5156]

Leo But these are comments. Commentception!

[@twobearshighfiving8474]

@@chloerowing1 h i

[@Alice-pf3tu]

8:45 “I think they’re more than just pals but okay” I initially guessed “pay gay” which was pretty close actually

[@galaxyspice5805]

My guess was Money Gay xD

[@jello9849]

My guys was Dollar Dudes

[@no-nq8dj]

my guess was Ralph Lauren because they were wearing polos and it had money 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@afindb7057]

I guessed rich parents.

[@hakneath2714]

I guessed *money friends*

[@gracecrislip8317]

In the bathhouse, the thing in the bucket is probably a Vihta, a finish bundle of birch sticks that you use to beat yourself in with the sauna. A likely murder weapon.

[@erinthebean6839]

My eyes have been opened, thank you Jarvis. The voiceovers though- true talent.

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“If she had been sleeping, how could she have known what the children were doing?” _Long-term_ memory: am I a joke to you? “Turn your brain on” bro, i just bust a motor cortex

[@ascendedcat260]

Brain blast!

[@xexpaguette]

not to mention: kids will jump on your back while you're asleep they might come to you to show what they're doing they're friccing annoying source: am kid

[@jaxon-t9983]

Parenting: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@Thats-Not-Helpful]

A pickle was found dead in his apartment. Who killed him? The water bottle His gum Or a Barbie doll His mom because of that damn phone

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

No, it was pickle rick and Morty killed him

[@PremiumCheeses]

@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@noizepusher7594]

Veggie tales: part 69

[@aisha5156]

Mahbub Malek Syed Brilliant.

[@madisonemily4083]

Jarvis: Can you guess? Me: um, five-minute riddles? Jarvis: 7-second riddles! ... You saw it in the title? Me: oh

[@Gambito99100]

You didn't need to go *that* hard on that rap, but you did it for us, KING!

[@ameliahartford5869]

Jarvis hurry up, I need five minute raps on Spotify NOW

[@soadlivenuncut]

Yes

[@vikil9442]

Absolutely yes

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

PREACH

[@alexisburnett8673]

That would be amazing lol

[@romaromasalad112]

agreed

[@thatrandomguy6910]

A guy was laying dead in his bedroom who did it? 1: John 2: bob 3: Samantha Awnser: Robert because his name has a s in it

[@darksunite8050]

Oh my god you’re right,Thank you

[@iqceo4276]

4.

[@imbob99999]

Eggnog

[@Jaidenism0722]

@@imbob99999 Nogegg

[@imbob99999]

@@Jaidenism0722 egge noge

[@imlazydwi9300]

3:19 damn daves life really went downhill after he broke up with leslie

[@lacy_daughterofaphrodite6325]

I can’t even make this up, me and my younger sister used to watch these until my parents one day just said we couldn’t. It was because she had nightmares of them. Great kids content guys

[@yallgotmesleep1139]

Jarvis: Tries to be serious about his sponsor Everyone: *Wait a minute, that’s illegal*

[@chaoticsilver8442]

...oh crap... The FBI is here... So, uh... Since you're here... Before you raid all our houses, or whatever else you were going to do. Can you... Uh... Wipe all the terrible KZbin channels that Jarvis is criticizing off of reality? Thanks.

[@aghamuzammil6655]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6GyZ5WAqpZmn5I

[@aghamuzammil6655]

This video should clear up the confusion He was forced by audible to say those things

[@Takimeko]

@@aghamuzammil6655 Except that he wasn't because he accepted the sponsorship deal in the first place?

[@aisha5156]

Takimeko and his Random Channal 😂💀🤦🏾‍♀️

[@mrhilla1438]

I’m already riddlemaker

[@exonic8495]

Nerf jarvis

[@brohummus111]

yes yes you did

[@MrDankyB]

This comment is cursed

[@somehowgothere41]

Im already tracer

[@awerelia]

Nerf Craftsion

[@alicejones5312]

WHY WAS THAT RAP ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

That happy island vacation music playing as they announce the guy is murdered in a public bath lol.

[@adicus101]

That rap. Straight fire

[@taylorg9386]

BUH BUH BUH BARS

[@jackbudi]

Ye

[@silversparks4372]

'Pal' fire

[@siahcompahinay9447]

I know right.

[@alexajade8481]

When he started rapping I was like okay this isnt gonna be good.. but in my noel miller / cody ko voice... BARS

[@cheerfulellii7212]

y e s

[@hamluk_]

B A R S

[@dizzyandkoko]

I can confirm the Confirmation Bias. When I was younger I would watch these videos and because of that, I now have depression, crippling anxiety and I'm scared of a lot of things in my day to day life. Thanks Seven Second Riddles 😉😊👍

[@dannywolfblood3704]

6:54 was my favorite part :3 I wanna hear more

[@jerry6845]

WiTcH FaMiLy Is PoOrEr? *shows image of a family eating a sandwich* ThEy ArE PoOr BeCaUsE ThEy MaDe ThEiR OwN FoOd!

[@namkedi]

shy utz they might be vegan

[@salmon49ks7]

Candace Mung r/wooosh

[@theblueokapibj]

*cough* which*

[@itheare1141]

Lu si Yan r/stoplinkingsubredditswhen yourenotonrreddit

[@Meatball-dw8oj]

@@itheare1141 do you think only dumb people are on reddit? If that's true, you should be on reddit.

[@Krowno_]

“You came across a door and opened it, and there were 3 caramel apples inside!” “Her necklace just went off”. XD

[@fadi398]

Krowno OMGMGMGMGM UR SOOO CRINGY WHO STILL SAYS XD BRUUUUH

[@WagyuSushi]

@@fadi398 Is this a joke?? Or are you not knowing that your being cringey to.

[@nathaniel817]

R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@SKO_PL]

@@nathaniel817 He asked if this is a joke so i don't know if the woosh thing works lol

[@lightsaberkirbyplzreadmybi145]

"Liam was playing Fortnite "

[@eleanorbernhardt7419]

I have read 'an absolutely remarkable thing' and 'a beautifully foolish endeavor' by Hank Green so many times they are such good books! The audio versions are SO GOOD.

[@katjosephperez8772]

I’m glad “Alex and this friend” were safe in the pool as they were 6, and the mom was busy *taking the dog out*

[@madhatt3r93]

Who killed the maid? *Crippling dismorphia and the transphobic society*

[@johnnytopside9215]

STFU

[@lilliana7611]

@@cheekylucas17 Neither are you

[@toadfroyo]

Do you mean dysphoria?

[@madhatt3r93]

@@toadfroyo of course, sorry, english isnt my first language 😅

[@JeanMarceaux]

Hounds like A Harry Potter subtitle.

[@hypegoodsincorporated5784]

Jarvis has bars????????????????? My ears are burning. That was pretty.....FIRE!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jackbudi]

I guess you could say it was Bright side

[@taran4664]

I’ll open the door for you

[@WINTERZSHOCK]

I hope he really drops an album 💀🔥💯

[@coolboycloud2460]

Extreme Incorporated you sound really white

[@lukeskywalker1705]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@louloudaki_]

3:51 i can’t even pay attention to the riddle because she’s playing the violin backward it’s supposed to be on the left shoulder with the bow in the right she’s the rich one because she’s practicing her violin pantomime part in a movie lmao

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

She could be left handed.

[@louloudaki_]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229 left or right handed you still play the violin the same way

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

@@louloudaki_ That's cool, I didn't know that.

[@louloudaki_]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229 glad i could help! i’ve been a classical violist for years and did violin before that. i’ll take any excuse to talk about my instrument

[@bird2793]

12:26 For anyone wondering, those are probably supposed to be birch branches - "vihta." You're supposed to smack yourself with them after the sauna to get your blood moving

[@vajaalaatuinen]

or while being in the sauna! that's what my family has always done

[@dankotaz495]

Who killed Pete? 7 second riddles:”I C I C L E”

[@MrsZSmith300]

the devil’s popcicle

[@diogenes3949]

The thing is, I did guess icicle, but they could’ve said it was the winter or something.

[@couchpotato4928]

If this was accurate to real life: Detective: MRS. SMITH! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MR. SMITH! Mrs. smith: why? I was his wife, we got married last week, and his neighbor hated him a lot Detective: but you said you were outside in the rain to walk the dog, but you were clearly not wet Mrs. Smith: well we went under a roof, so- Detective: shut up, you are clearly very guilty for killing your husband Mrs. Smith: but- Detective: shh! I need to tell you your rights

[@Paulavlo79]

Lol

[@kazuhideogawa7768]

Dang the detective savage af

[@hedgie9823]

"shh! I need to tell you your right" Detective, December 2018

[@gs11...]

*comment down the ANSWER!*

[@doc1stsimp]

Couch Potato 🥔

[@sylvy16]

The voice overs are on point and fit perfectly with the riddles

[@that1sophie144]

One of my 8th grade teachers didn’t teach us at all instead he just played these

[@samanthacharfauros6110]

We all need a full version of 5 minute raps

[@strudelh]

@yellow-and-black-anarchy yes

[@IceePhoenix]

Agreed

[@InterwebsArchive]

Yes

[@Firedemon72]

"i was hanging out by the ventilators" "AHA! BUT THE VENTILATORS COULD NOT HAVE BEEN TURNED ON! THE POWER WAS OUT!" "......yes?"

[@whaleofathyme]

It's not as bizarre as the armchair. 😂

[@buffy3111]

6:45 No context needed

[@WHYGODWHYYYY]

About being scared when we see more bad things happening thing, I just want to remind some people out there that watching something does not make the chances of it happening to you more likely. Your feelings are valid and I understand this feeling, but this mindset helped me get over that. Of course, this may not work for everyone, and Jarvis pretty much already stated this, but just know that you are not alone and it is more likely you are safe than not. Videos and movies don't change the percentage of that happening.

[@tigershark0067]

5 minute crafts 7 second riddles I hope they make 3 hour reacts

[@BasicRock123]

4 day cooking

[@ashii_ii]

@@BasicRock123 3-Month Educating

[@peebutt4787]

12 minutes commenting

[@DerpDerp3001]

How about 28 year pointless wars.

[@justsyd7336]

@@ashii_ii 10 years exercise

[@scantyoutube5649]

Top ten rappers Eminem was scared to diss: No-one. But Jarvis's rap was pretty fire.

[@trikitrikitriki]

I always found the premise of this so dark because the "was" implies that there's no chance Eminem might diss them in the future. So either Eminem is dead, or the rapper he was too scared to diss is dead.

[@izzy8449]

That rap was fire dude tbh. Lol holy shit. 😂 Straight bars.

[@emeraldeyeball2002]

I’m ashamed to admit that 9 year old me watched 7 second riddles

[@midniteblud]

So you're like 11 now?

[@randomperson2825]

So you're 12?

[@LittleIcarus]

Me too lmaoooo, but when I was like 12

[@bluxio9092]

Jarvis freestyling is the best thing ive heard in a very long time

[@themainevent381]

Fun fact: Audible has more audiobooks than the entire population of mars

[@NT-zh8hk]

oF CoUrSe It DOeS MaRS DoeSNT HAVE anY AUDIO bOOks

[@inleviwetrust]

yOu So StUpId NoBoDy LiVeS oN mArS

[@Meg-ul8nw]

Moonie Mal please get that unfunny cancerous joke outta here i just wanna enjoy a good comment and its good replies woosh me I dare you just know that joke is unfunny and cliche thank you

[@ratcore8596]

@@Meg-ul8nw Not funny, didn't laugh.

[@williamvargas4837]

Bob_The_Jones ss

[@inimmz]

iconic jarv jarv voices: -ryan bregara from buzzfeed unsolved -glenn sturgis from cloud 9 -2(draw)strings the rapper

[@iminamask620]

9:30 pretty sure audible has more audio books than any other planet in our solar system

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

99% can't solve these riddles!!! That's because these 99% know this is gonna be trash.

[@thelions1758]

*OOOOOH*

[@spartanipods]

It's not that we can't, it's because they make zero sense

[@teheldaskralls4331]

Its 100% stupid

[@graybirdwoods2264]

I’m pretty sure that the 99% just think of the riddles as some pointless crap that doesn’t deserve their time

[@jayzell99]

THAT FREESTYLE THOUGH????????🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@petercarioscia9189]

Uh, I got spittle! Lol Jarvis is fuggin awesome

[@MissThaaang]

This was fantastic! I enjoyed the voiceovers

[@A_Strawberry]

6:06 It's the wife because she said she was asleep, but if she was asleep how would she know exactly what the kids are doing?