GOLD PAN

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Uncle Dane

Uncle Dane

3 жыл бұрын

Song and music video by Uncle Dane
Parody of "God's Plan" by Drake
Listen to it elsewhere:
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7IdEy6...
Soundcloud: / gold-pan
Bandcamp: uncledane.bandcamp.com/track/...
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thanks for letting me borrow the golden frying pan @Yahiamice
-- LYRICS --
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh
I’ve been playin’ Engie since two-thousand-thirteen
Trying to keep a gun up was a struggle for me
Then I got an invite to a highlander team
Next thing that you know I’m on a killstreak
I can never die because you heal me
Fifty thousand kills just with my sentry
Invite champion cause I got carried
But I deserve a trophy, I can gift it to me
Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, yuh
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, ay, don’t
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, yes
Hit you with a B-A-P, yeah, what?
Download TF2 for free, yuh, wait
But it’s anything but cheap
And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh, ay, ay
She say, “Do you love me?”
I tell her, “Only partly.”
I only love my wrench
And dispenser, I’m sorry
Build a gun, and I got 50 frenchies on me
Look I won, dance in your spawn room, it’s a party
And you know me
Turn a level 2 into a level 3, ya’ll
Without John & Robin there’d be no me
Imagine if I never played as engie
Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, ay, no
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, yup, whoa
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, bro, ay
Hit you with that B-A-P, yuh, wait
Still got lots of noobs to teach, ay, wait
I make sure these engies keep, at it, ay
And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh... yuh
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh
And their snipers, their snipers, their snipers, their snipers
Are pissin' on me
And they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin'
They're vote-kickin' me

Пікірлер: 3 800
@jos6902
@jos6902 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this video is how uncomfortable Dane looks the whole way through
@NOITY35
@NOITY35 3 жыл бұрын
There's something about his expression that looks like he is trying to actively opt out of oxygen as a whole.
@fadedgames1
@fadedgames1 3 жыл бұрын
He knows it's cringe.
@reubenbailey7491
@reubenbailey7491 3 жыл бұрын
2:39
@Sightss_
@Sightss_ 3 жыл бұрын
It's like he's being forced to record himself but was never told what to do
@Drebolaskan
@Drebolaskan 3 жыл бұрын
Hide the Pain Dane
@ethanhughes8602
@ethanhughes8602 3 жыл бұрын
Forget being a Rap God, Dane is the BAP God.
@catalyzt7162
@catalyzt7162 3 жыл бұрын
BAP GOD
@Master_Rater
@Master_Rater 3 жыл бұрын
🅱️ap god
@RetrOchannel
@RetrOchannel 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh that should be the name of his next album deadass.
@jankkhvej434
@jankkhvej434 3 жыл бұрын
stolen comment but ok
@bearrett_8783
@bearrett_8783 3 жыл бұрын
People call me the 🅱️ap god
@francisgarcia3314
@francisgarcia3314 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just looks at the script in the song.
@sonofaquack6987
@sonofaquack6987 3 жыл бұрын
Lol he could’ve just done it without video but he knew this is 10 times better
@duncanalbritton5466
@duncanalbritton5466 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is the joke.
@sharksu605
@sharksu605 3 жыл бұрын
"script", bruh
@SOMEONE-pr8qp
@SOMEONE-pr8qp 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yea same
@shrimpfriesrice
@shrimpfriesrice 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't take the time to memorize the song
@ghobleen
@ghobleen 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine casually walking out of the spawn and being market pardner'ed by an engineer with a golden pan.
@AuroraAce.
@AuroraAce. 3 жыл бұрын
underrated
@hazmate1.0
@hazmate1.0 9 ай бұрын
I read this comment the second this exact thing happened in the vid
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 3 жыл бұрын
When you get 50,000 kills in a game, that’s considered impressive, but when I get 50,000 kills IRL, I get tried for war crimes.
@grabariludmila5209
@grabariludmila5209 3 жыл бұрын
2:40
@specialk19611
@specialk19611 3 жыл бұрын
Yea it's such bs right?
@cupofspiders5830
@cupofspiders5830 3 жыл бұрын
oof
@its_an_inkstar
@its_an_inkstar 3 жыл бұрын
Them: NO! YOU CAN'T COMMIT WAR CRIMES WITH A CHAINSAW CANNON! You: Haha chainsaws go BRRRRRRRRRR
@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 3 жыл бұрын
friendly reminder dr bright is sady
@dimslalom7152
@dimslalom7152 3 жыл бұрын
i like how he looked at the lyrics for "yuh"
@Mobilizes
@Mobilizes 3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@inksplatter-chan386
@inksplatter-chan386 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is epic and deserves more likes
@canadianbacon2693
@canadianbacon2693 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 "Bruh" 2:44 "Uhh" I swear this guy comes up with the best lyrics on the planet.
@thelegacyshow4248
@thelegacyshow4248 2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much rap though.
@Wildkirblet
@Wildkirblet 2 жыл бұрын
0:10
@aflyingman5751
@aflyingman5751 2 жыл бұрын
So deep
@baggie143
@baggie143 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes' i miss shots, "has to purposely miss shots" sometimes I dont
@legenddairy0
@legenddairy0 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@nobleradical2158
@nobleradical2158 3 жыл бұрын
I'd play battle engine like Dane, but I can't aim a shotgun
@animarblemarblerace9232
@animarblemarblerace9232 3 жыл бұрын
@@nobleradical2158 new class revealed : engine
@nobleradical2158
@nobleradical2158 3 жыл бұрын
@@animarblemarblerace9232 Nooo you can’t just invent a new class! haha engine go brrrrrrrr
@animarblemarblerace9232
@animarblemarblerace9232 3 жыл бұрын
@@nobleradical2158 lmaoo
@rowanb249
@rowanb249 3 жыл бұрын
And they said sequels couldn’t be better than the original
@moosey7165
@moosey7165 3 жыл бұрын
hello moose friend
@rowanb249
@rowanb249 3 жыл бұрын
@@moosey7165 heloo
@ChoaiDode
@ChoaiDode 3 жыл бұрын
Mario galaxy 2
@thehumannub8366
@thehumannub8366 3 жыл бұрын
they said but wrong
@rowanb249
@rowanb249 3 жыл бұрын
@@tesxi1486 then you would be wrong
@Soons..
@Soons.. 3 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece that didn’t waste anytime from you or us
@moladat4481
@moladat4481 3 жыл бұрын
Was about to like but it’s at 420 likes, the laws of funny tell me I shouldn’t.
@Swinburned
@Swinburned 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that one guy that votekicked Uncle Dane
@SpaceLandslip
@SpaceLandslip 3 жыл бұрын
That man is no longer alive
@greeningly
@greeningly 2 жыл бұрын
THAT SOUNDS SO SCARY.
@philipvigil6313
@philipvigil6313 2 жыл бұрын
It's the equivalent of shooting god because he's god
@sami_irl
@sami_irl 2 жыл бұрын
is that an achievment or the opposite
@Swinburned
@Swinburned 2 жыл бұрын
@@sami_irl probably both
@a_cowwithlegs
@a_cowwithlegs 3 жыл бұрын
When he said *”bAD tEaMS”* I felt that.
@davidmartin9225
@davidmartin9225 3 жыл бұрын
Bad balance, ping, and random crits... Why I hate yet love tf2, except the random crits, that's just bullsandvich
@DeletedExpiration
@DeletedExpiration 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmartin9225 bullsanvich..... heavy owns a bull?
@sleepyforever7141
@sleepyforever7141 3 жыл бұрын
@Delete no bull sandwich is a funnier way of saying bull s h ! t
@violet3888
@violet3888 3 жыл бұрын
“I like playin my banjo” -Friendly Engies
@whereisthatbustlingmarketp4227
@whereisthatbustlingmarketp4227 3 жыл бұрын
I see you a lot in game
@brothel_exe
@brothel_exe 3 жыл бұрын
@stubby its a parody you dont have to like it.
@DonkeyDongs9000
@DonkeyDongs9000 3 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS A CERTIFIED MANN CO. CLASSIC*
@YoYo-kh4tl
@YoYo-kh4tl 3 жыл бұрын
I like pee pee jokes
@Wooshie
@Wooshie 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@YoYo-kh4tl
@YoYo-kh4tl 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not kidding
@Echs_D33
@Echs_D33 3 жыл бұрын
*TEAMAHOLICS*
@will_danz
@will_danz 3 жыл бұрын
Dispense whitchya boys
@insectdroid1676
@insectdroid1676 3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that’s my aim is awful enough to look like Dane intentionally missing?
@kjiwi_8580
@kjiwi_8580 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@scienceyboi9345
@scienceyboi9345 3 жыл бұрын
me 2 bro, kinda sad
@wasabi5932
@wasabi5932 3 жыл бұрын
its concerning
@apollo5251994
@apollo5251994 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably. Not sayin’ I’m not garbage, though, because I most certainly am.
@pieguy6992
@pieguy6992 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it’s not as bad as your grammar OWNED
@Theraeana
@Theraeana 3 жыл бұрын
0:16 that's not poor greenscreening, that's his unusual hat effect
@TankEngine75
@TankEngine75 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I didn't even notice that
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 2 жыл бұрын
It’s too subtle. Definitely low tier. Still better than nuts and bolts or the fucking disgusting flies.
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 2 жыл бұрын
@pouloulis Honestly doubt this because it’s way too subtle and is only noticeable at this one point in the video
@cheesepop7175
@cheesepop7175 Жыл бұрын
green mist still not miami nights though
@kirbyjacobs667
@kirbyjacobs667 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Uncle Dane was one day scrolling through steam, saw TF2, and was like "Eh, that looks cool" and never gave it a second thought.
@evee_evvillamar4477
@evee_evvillamar4477 3 жыл бұрын
imagine no uncle dane, or a fortnite uncle dane or maybe a minecraft one! personally i would like the minecraft one as much as this one
@Coryn02
@Coryn02 3 жыл бұрын
I just did. I wish I hadn't, because Uncle Dane's great, and would not be who he is today if he'd not given Team Fortress 2 a real try.
@thelyric2751
@thelyric2751 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Dane, Tachanka main
@Alizudo
@Alizudo 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't he buy the Orange Box, though? So he never saw it on Steam.
@cupofspiders5830
@cupofspiders5830 3 жыл бұрын
oh no
@antiparadoxical
@antiparadoxical 3 жыл бұрын
As an engi main, I can say with assurance that this is exactly what goes through every engi’s mind.
@kingkrisp1660
@kingkrisp1660 3 жыл бұрын
As a fellow engi main I can confirm
@Jackfly
@Jackfly 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed I play pybro and engi the most lmao
@mothemane9910
@mothemane9910 3 жыл бұрын
as a professional banjo player engie i can confirm what you confirmed
@Lynch_5256
@Lynch_5256 3 жыл бұрын
As an engi player i also agree
@BabaYaga779
@BabaYaga779 3 жыл бұрын
Yes this is the engi mindset
@LegoLiam1803
@LegoLiam1803 3 жыл бұрын
"Who's your favorite rapper?" Me:
@System3200
@System3200 2 жыл бұрын
@@gey6112 ankle dan is a verly gud sentrey mein
@bruh-vf1uc
@bruh-vf1uc 3 жыл бұрын
"they're kicking me" yeah love it when i get insta-kicked from a server by the guy i called out for making the server-crashing bots
@Koopkiris
@Koopkiris 3 жыл бұрын
You will automatically be kicked if you play sniper
@drpootis866
@drpootis866 3 жыл бұрын
@@Koopkiris maybe because 99% of the sniper community is just kyren wilson bots and matchroom.live/snooker and they keep changing the names so u cant fault them for kiicking you.
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 3 жыл бұрын
@@drpootis866 Still, I shouldn't get kicked just because I got a lucky Huntsman headshot, especially since it's clear through my level of interaction that I'm human.
@ryanhernandez8324
@ryanhernandez8324 2 жыл бұрын
@@SniperOnSunday maybe you're just too good
@hulkhooligan2241
@hulkhooligan2241 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhernandez8324 fatmagic
@kanonkulan5780
@kanonkulan5780 3 жыл бұрын
"I only love my wrench and dispenser I'm sorry" Holy zoinks someone need to stop this man, His bars are too powerful
@therandomdickhead5744
@therandomdickhead5744 10 ай бұрын
This line was stuck in my head for weeks. Perfection
@TinyZu
@TinyZu 3 жыл бұрын
Other uncles as they age: Losing hair. Uncle Dane as he ages: Growing hair.
@goonished
@goonished 3 жыл бұрын
Soon he will look like his engineer loadout.
@GURGLEGUY12345
@GURGLEGUY12345 3 жыл бұрын
Huh... I haven't seen you in a while.
@SmolShippie
@SmolShippie 3 жыл бұрын
Eeerecting a beard
@cannibrel
@cannibrel 3 жыл бұрын
His top head hair is being displaced to his face
@verdatum
@verdatum 3 жыл бұрын
He no longer controls the beard. The beard controls HIM!!
@concentratedcringe
@concentratedcringe 3 жыл бұрын
The way 'gold pan' sounds in this is actually unironically good.
@Kyo_ki
@Kyo_ki Жыл бұрын
idk which one i prefer listening to but i like this gold pan more than that other song gods plan
@Maximus4587
@Maximus4587 3 жыл бұрын
1:16 _"Here we have the rare, endangered T-posing Australium Spy..."_
@indiscreetbeatofmeat9605
@indiscreetbeatofmeat9605 3 жыл бұрын
Ibuki best girl
@AffyMoon
@AffyMoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@indiscreetbeatofmeat9605 yes
@alexttboss
@alexttboss 3 жыл бұрын
uM, aKsHuAlY tHaTs An A pO- *gets crit*
@HuneeBruh
@HuneeBruh 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexttboss aCtUaLlY iT's A rEfReNcE pOsE
@Generic_Ralsei_Worshipper
@Generic_Ralsei_Worshipper 3 жыл бұрын
a posting, not t posing
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity 3 жыл бұрын
"Soon after releasing the studio version of his latest hit single 'GOLD PAN,' the world renowned rapper Uncle Dane was found dead in his hotel room, supposedly from an overdose of mettle. Authorities have since ruled out any foul play, and have declared it a suicide. No note was found, but he was seen beforehand talking about some kind of...Golden Frying Pan. Until more information is brought to light, we may never truly know what happened. Jane Valderama, Channel 6 News."
@voiardvr
@voiardvr 3 жыл бұрын
I heard this in her voice before I even saw the name.
@Senku05
@Senku05 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised someone managed to use a saints row reference that caught me off guard.
@canadianbacon2693
@canadianbacon2693 3 жыл бұрын
L
@Aflay1
@Aflay1 3 жыл бұрын
>Overdose of mettle >mettle WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
@brntwateryt4204
@brntwateryt4204 3 жыл бұрын
U r hilarious
@swoogity
@swoogity 3 жыл бұрын
Breaking News: Popular TF2-ber inflates item price yet again
@Alizudo
@Alizudo 3 жыл бұрын
ever pushing the golden pan into being more expensive than a car.
@dispensergoinup
@dispensergoinup 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo tmw oil was cheaper than golden pixels
@hienosaatoa
@hienosaatoa 3 жыл бұрын
@@dispensergoinup bruh
@cupofspiders5830
@cupofspiders5830 3 жыл бұрын
breaking news: gold pans used for cooking
@onutube6392
@onutube6392 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo a goldem pan on market would cost more than it would take for me to rent a room for 2 months
@Xneocake
@Xneocake 3 жыл бұрын
"I miss shots sometimes I don't" Every clip played during that line: *all missed shots*
@solargamingohhhyeah
@solargamingohhhyeah 3 жыл бұрын
2:18 i love how genuine he is about the bad teams
@noahsevertson9915
@noahsevertson9915 3 жыл бұрын
Also 2:28
@joedoe9284
@joedoe9284 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but what is ur pfp
@gen2777
@gen2777 3 жыл бұрын
@@joedoe9284 Juul cat
@joedoe9284
@joedoe9284 3 жыл бұрын
@@gen2777 ah I see now
@Master_Rater
@Master_Rater 3 жыл бұрын
the start is like me at school for a presentation looking at what to say
@bobREALOG
@bobREALOG 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@raptorlite6060
@raptorlite6060 3 жыл бұрын
I hate it when that happens
@Master_Rater
@Master_Rater 3 жыл бұрын
Blue mhm
@cowdy_
@cowdy_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lil’ Dane looks tired, he should get a break before he collab with 6ound9mith
@matthewfrederick8041
@matthewfrederick8041 3 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOO THAT WOULD BE HYPE
@dr.penguins9953
@dr.penguins9953 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@geekygamer3954
@geekygamer3954 3 жыл бұрын
he is with SoundSmith. (He's holding Uncle Dane at gunpoint)
@tigran010
@tigran010 3 жыл бұрын
@@geekygamer3954 who is SoundSmYth?
@coyote689
@coyote689 3 жыл бұрын
he is a TF2 youtuber (btw it’s SoundSmith you should go check him out)
@qwonkybonky
@qwonkybonky 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard Dane sing since Hey Now You're A Keemstar.
@Danimations2015
@Danimations2015 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIXHoIuDa52kh80
@alexthememeboi1812
@alexthememeboi1812 3 жыл бұрын
"build a gun, and i got 50 frenchies on me" my favorite line
@whatthewhatthe9117
@whatthewhatthe9117 3 жыл бұрын
There’s no auto tune he’s just speaking through a revved up bap
@geekygamer3954
@geekygamer3954 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! A Milk Spy! Quick! Repost this to get rid of it! steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/631854688435262594/0F7DEB3A9CA9FE008B15DEA9C323E6EB4289E37C/?imw=512&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
@geekygamer3954
@geekygamer3954 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruego WHAT DID YOU SAY
@whatthewhatthe9117
@whatthewhatthe9117 3 жыл бұрын
Who should we vote kick?
@geekygamer3954
@geekygamer3954 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatthewhatthe9117 vote kick bread god, he's the imposter
@MerkeligStrormride
@MerkeligStrormride 3 жыл бұрын
@@geekygamer3954 Proof
@thepufferfish8116
@thepufferfish8116 3 жыл бұрын
Dane, you be rockin that gold beard.
@lxmber_wxtches5982
@lxmber_wxtches5982 3 жыл бұрын
you could sell the golden corpses for even more money and repeat so much that you own the entire tf2 market
@beybladesinmyheels1267
@beybladesinmyheels1267 3 жыл бұрын
No because of supply and demand the price of gold would be 0 and collapse part of the economy as gold is cheaper than whatever you could hit it with unless you do the thing diamond companys did
@lxmber_wxtches5982
@lxmber_wxtches5982 3 жыл бұрын
@@beybladesinmyheels1267 you don’t get a joke?
@augustjay6436
@augustjay6436 3 жыл бұрын
@@beybladesinmyheels1267 I thought you were funny at least
@afeef0077
@afeef0077 3 жыл бұрын
his back must be paining after he carried the whole life of tf2
@belinskiparadox7687
@belinskiparadox7687 3 жыл бұрын
When I say this, I mean no disrespect. This has some STRONG Minecraft Parody song energy
@vetofallen6227
@vetofallen6227 3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that's the point
@Yourneighbor1112
@Yourneighbor1112 3 жыл бұрын
Bring me back to those days, so good
@nothing4mepls973
@nothing4mepls973 3 жыл бұрын
PLAY MINECRAFT MINE DIAMONDS
@intensellylit4100
@intensellylit4100 3 жыл бұрын
"No disrespect, but insult."
@curtisblack609
@curtisblack609 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm building, I'm building, I'm building some trees"
@GGGames._
@GGGames._ 3 жыл бұрын
Blessed
@theultimateshadowgunmercen751
@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me but what type of videos do you make
@punnkrab9572
@punnkrab9572 3 жыл бұрын
3rd
@Franx1y7
@Franx1y7 3 жыл бұрын
Que haces aca GG XD
@GilliganTF2
@GilliganTF2 3 жыл бұрын
@@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 he makes FNAF videos
@GilliganTF2
@GilliganTF2 3 жыл бұрын
Pero que haces aqui GG xD
@tsumiki6809
@tsumiki6809 3 жыл бұрын
when the team shouts "where's the engie?!" but not "how's the engie?"
@mr-cactus1519
@mr-cactus1519 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "I got 50 frenchies on me," I felt that ;-;
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@OfficialMaxBox
@OfficialMaxBox 3 жыл бұрын
Very few things are as satisfying as a crit golden pan kill. bap
@theblandcharlie822
@theblandcharlie822 3 жыл бұрын
bap engineer tf2
@joethomas8464
@joethomas8464 3 жыл бұрын
bap
@hotdog2130
@hotdog2130 3 жыл бұрын
bap
@seanmallon9787
@seanmallon9787 3 жыл бұрын
Why’ dont you upload anymore ;(
@dutch.
@dutch. 3 жыл бұрын
come back you wont
@lorenzoho3544
@lorenzoho3544 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t think I’d see George r.r Martin rapping a drake song today but here I am
@peet-janissen5838
@peet-janissen5838 3 жыл бұрын
Do you wanna build a sentry! Maybe kill a couple spy’s.
@MorWaffles
@MorWaffles 3 жыл бұрын
1:48 "Imagine if I never played as engie" *sudden realization*
@thebarrelman1840
@thebarrelman1840 2 жыл бұрын
How said KZbin comments aren't funny, thank you my friend
@mr.marshall1566
@mr.marshall1566 3 жыл бұрын
I've unironically watched this like, 20 times
@joonatanlass
@joonatanlass 3 жыл бұрын
"Build a gun and I got 50 frenchies on me" has got to be the best line I've ever heard.
@rymerdaveedjec6164
@rymerdaveedjec6164 3 жыл бұрын
This song will be remembered... Its Golden.
@rymerdaveedjec6164
@rymerdaveedjec6164 3 жыл бұрын
._.
@zapetaq5582
@zapetaq5582 3 жыл бұрын
No wonder it's named "GOLD PAN"
@BaboonGaming77
@BaboonGaming77 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@eddiefernandez5052
@eddiefernandez5052 3 жыл бұрын
Wind
@zinc_eater29
@zinc_eater29 3 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy
@giannistsanas4174
@giannistsanas4174 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 ah yes, worthy investments
@Tom-H1
@Tom-H1 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 "Bruh" - Uncle Dane 2020 That's how I reacted when I saw he posted this
@glazzo1626
@glazzo1626 2 жыл бұрын
I want this as either hitsound or killsound
@user-bb3tm4gc8o
@user-bb3tm4gc8o 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. That's actually decent parody
@sonofaquack6987
@sonofaquack6987 3 жыл бұрын
What parody of his wasn’t fire? 🔥🔥🔥
@americantoastman7296
@americantoastman7296 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Ive been listening to this on repeat for some time now. Its real good.
@thefireman5968
@thefireman5968 3 жыл бұрын
@@americantoastman7296 s a m e
@painiscannon
@painiscannon 3 жыл бұрын
@@americantoastman7296 i cant stop listening to thisxd
@whydidipickthename7413
@whydidipickthename7413 3 жыл бұрын
So this is what he meant when the pan was called “This is not mine you’ll see soon”
@quinnmcmurtrie8022
@quinnmcmurtrie8022 2 жыл бұрын
Golden Pan Expensive? Yes. All-Class weapon? Yes. Prinny Machete Expensive? No. All-Class weapon? Yes.
@fireglazedfish.3498
@fireglazedfish.3498 3 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this on Spotify, and now it’s become a permanent part of my playlist along with milk and cereal
@fours4ker381
@fours4ker381 3 жыл бұрын
I heard Drake made a parody of this.
@futabasakurairl
@futabasakurairl 3 жыл бұрын
who?
@hazer3248
@hazer3248 3 жыл бұрын
nooo butt this is a parody ogf drake nooooo
@thegame5126
@thegame5126 3 жыл бұрын
@@hazer3248 good job thats the joke
@karinasurbakti5730
@karinasurbakti5730 3 жыл бұрын
@@hazer3248 r/whooss
@USSLongIslandCVE1
@USSLongIslandCVE1 3 жыл бұрын
Drake made a parody of this? Jeez, he must be out of ideas.
@thejumbo2261
@thejumbo2261 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever youtube dies and Uncle Dane has to get a job, they get to watch this.
@jofis912
@jofis912 3 жыл бұрын
When he looks at the lyrics to say "yuh"
@abrahamespejel5884
@abrahamespejel5884 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting the the "she say do you love me part".
@keenices1972
@keenices1972 3 жыл бұрын
The moment we pressed this video the comment section is swarmed already
@calvincanada4723
@calvincanada4723 3 жыл бұрын
should should see channels with more than a million subscribers, their comment section is intense
@hamman91
@hamman91 3 жыл бұрын
1:27 I have a feeling this was the first line Dane wrote
@MalloryGrahamSlams
@MalloryGrahamSlams 3 жыл бұрын
sick beat back tho
@Biscut_87
@Biscut_87 9 ай бұрын
SHE SAY DO YOU LOVE ME I TELL HER ONLY PARTLY I ONLY LOVE MY WRENCH AND DISPENSER IM SORYY
@lol23stormy
@lol23stormy Жыл бұрын
Therapist:"Rapping Uncle Dane doesn't exist." Rapping Uncle Dane:
@just_aver
@just_aver 3 жыл бұрын
Delfy: golden wrench. Uncle Dane: golden pan!
@ardabaki4597
@ardabaki4597 3 жыл бұрын
Top 10 rappers eminem was too scared to diss : 1. Uncle dane
@praiselordh7139
@praiselordh7139 3 жыл бұрын
2.Uncle Dane 3.uncle Dane 4.uncle Dane 5.uncle Dane 6.uncle Dane 7.uncle Dane 8.uncle Dane 9.uncle Dane 10.uncle dane
@milez570
@milez570 3 жыл бұрын
11. see above
@dillonketchum9678
@dillonketchum9678 3 жыл бұрын
12. See below
@tacosloth613
@tacosloth613 3 жыл бұрын
@@dillonketchum9678 13. Uncle Dane
@hyuyu9786
@hyuyu9786 3 жыл бұрын
14. Refer to number 20
@SmileytheSmile
@SmileytheSmile 3 жыл бұрын
"MC Dane gon' fry up some bars on his gol'n pan, yo!"
@ryantrusty8933
@ryantrusty8933 3 жыл бұрын
Mans got the grizzled growth
@Rama-sm4hp
@Rama-sm4hp 3 жыл бұрын
imagine if I never played as engie 2020: interesting
@TweetTweet17
@TweetTweet17 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Dane has challenged Drake to a duel! Drake has agreed to duel with Uncle Dane!
@cedarwyrm2101
@cedarwyrm2101 3 жыл бұрын
Drake has been eliminated folks! What an exciting battle, not only 3 minutes in but drake has been completely wiped out!
@TrueSargent
@TrueSargent 3 жыл бұрын
She said do you love me I tell her "only partly." "I only love my uncle and his hat with miami"
@stormtrooper5331
@stormtrooper5331 3 жыл бұрын
Alabama
@K11LSCR33N_
@K11LSCR33N_ 3 жыл бұрын
:thonk:
@BlockCheddar
@BlockCheddar 2 жыл бұрын
He's just so unimpressed by the entire concept. He looks so bored and dead inside, I love it.
@Noir...
@Noir... 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just noticed the captions are the same font as BudHud which is his current hud right now (and my personal favorite), Props to you on that one Dane.
@mrbabbles5989
@mrbabbles5989 3 жыл бұрын
Legends say that he is still building sentries despite of bad teams.
@thehighscalls
@thehighscalls 3 жыл бұрын
"Bad Teams, there's a lot of bad teams." F2Ps who can't talk: *Inside Anger*
@fanwtn5124
@fanwtn5124 3 жыл бұрын
BAD
@elvis5384
@elvis5384 3 жыл бұрын
Help me i cant talk and i am a pyro main!
@Greg_Rock
@Greg_Rock 3 жыл бұрын
I have no V button, and I must scream.
@matemo9752
@matemo9752 3 жыл бұрын
Not all f2ps are bad ffs
@thehighscalls
@thehighscalls 3 жыл бұрын
@@matemo9752 Well, we F2Ps getting blamed by Toxics players and getting vote kicked.
@NachoTaco.
@NachoTaco. 8 ай бұрын
WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF 2 CITIES WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Delgado973
@Delgado973 3 жыл бұрын
Mannn this got me hyped as soon as I heard it was a song! I tried singing along as best I could on first watch and it was so fun! Thank you Uncle Dane for another amazing musical piece, and wonderful work.
@Umicron_
@Umicron_ 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever people tell me rapping is easy I always send them a video like this
@epicgamer-xc9bw
@epicgamer-xc9bw 3 жыл бұрын
ngl uncle drane makes it look so easy
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Dane, there’s a guy named “Drake” that literally stole your lyrics, you should copyright strike him
@ahmadfaris4293
@ahmadfaris4293 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh read the description
@macc6426
@macc6426 3 жыл бұрын
Ahmad Faris can I whoosh that
@etianpinto9247
@etianpinto9247 3 жыл бұрын
Thats called a joke, gentlemen
@a.h.4823
@a.h.4823 3 жыл бұрын
@@macc6426 go ahead
@komradkat1073
@komradkat1073 3 жыл бұрын
@@macc6426 you may Carson.
@godbasher3841
@godbasher3841 3 жыл бұрын
I respect this man, looks like hes outside his comfort zone and still does dad dances bravo
@bhsesports5821
@bhsesports5821 3 жыл бұрын
bhs esports approves of this video.
@drekbleh7081
@drekbleh7081 3 жыл бұрын
"What this video?" Dane appears in the flesh "Ah. It is blessed"
@aiksi5605
@aiksi5605 3 жыл бұрын
Ah. It is based.
@lxmber_wxtches5982
@lxmber_wxtches5982 3 жыл бұрын
imagine his FBI agent watching him and just seeing this:
@nix3l_
@nix3l_ 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the first tf2 videos ive ever seen and the first uncle dane video i watched
@ThatDandyGuy
@ThatDandyGuy 3 жыл бұрын
“I got 50 frenchies on me...” the most FIRE line I have ever heard dropped. 10/10
@albertobellini98
@albertobellini98 3 жыл бұрын
50 baguettes on him 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
@zachdorian6683
@zachdorian6683 3 жыл бұрын
“their snipers are pissin on me” “now they’re vote kicking me” “i’m just building sentries” best lyrics since god church
@ukaszrezler7670
@ukaszrezler7670 3 жыл бұрын
"Guess who's back, back again Uncle's back - tell a friend"
@Riolupai
@Riolupai 3 жыл бұрын
🔥DARN🔥
@dsmith9052
@dsmith9052 3 жыл бұрын
Mans a fkn genius!!! Love your sense of humor dude!!
@majorghoul9017
@majorghoul9017 3 жыл бұрын
Dane just made this because he got a pan and wanted to show people
@goonished
@goonished 3 жыл бұрын
in his last video it was named "this isn't mine, you'll see soon" I'm assuming its his friend's
@vustedamove
@vustedamove 3 жыл бұрын
He borrowed it from a friend, check the description
@Jagger_
@Jagger_ 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@ITMenterprises
@ITMenterprises 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle dane vs Funke rap battle, make it happen!
@legenddairy0
@legenddairy0 3 жыл бұрын
Yes please god
@Aaron-fh6hd
@Aaron-fh6hd 3 жыл бұрын
I mean freestyle vs a choreographed parody is a bit of a stretch. But yeah if they could pull it off without it being some "most epic rap battles of the world" bull that would be tight.
@maciekx4561
@maciekx4561 3 жыл бұрын
@Quinton King FUNKe in lunchbox mixtape put an intermission in which Ankle Dan comes to him and wants to sing with him. FUNKe says he does it all solo and Ankle says he was busy playing smash. Is it the thing you mean?
@thefuzziestmonkie1515
@thefuzziestmonkie1515 3 жыл бұрын
I approve.
@Goshban
@Goshban 8 ай бұрын
Got my pan today ! Good feeling to kilo with it !
@bagel4404
@bagel4404 3 жыл бұрын
dang, uncle dane got that grizzled growth fr
@alexanderlevashov836
@alexanderlevashov836 3 жыл бұрын
*really loud pan sounds intensifies*
@Sp1derVortex
@Sp1derVortex 3 жыл бұрын
*Need a dispenser here*
@waterized_bottle
@waterized_bottle 3 жыл бұрын
*Need a dispenser here*
@tasertag7513
@tasertag7513 3 жыл бұрын
*Need a dispenser here*
@Sp1derVortex
@Sp1derVortex 3 жыл бұрын
*X+5*
@alexanderlevashov836
@alexanderlevashov836 3 жыл бұрын
need a dispenser here
@0temeal425
@0temeal425 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle dane: *makes a video on how unfair random crits are. Also uncle dane: *random crit golden pan montage
@a.person1805
@a.person1805 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, in that video he did agree with one point: Random crits are satisfying as fuck to get.
@Alizudo
@Alizudo 3 жыл бұрын
please valve, don't remove random crits
@TumblrSexyMan31
@TumblrSexyMan31 3 жыл бұрын
i dont like that engineer can use gold pan as an wrench but cant use normal frying pan as a wrench
@zerato-7431
@zerato-7431 3 жыл бұрын
Take my sub you glorius man. The first lines got me.
@Hunter-wz8fp
@Hunter-wz8fp 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like he was forced to make this at gunpoint
@Hunter-wz8fp
@Hunter-wz8fp 3 жыл бұрын
@ScepticOnRC what
@dinonuggiesguy4847
@dinonuggiesguy4847 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@Hunter-wz8fp
@Hunter-wz8fp 3 жыл бұрын
@@dinonuggiesguy4847 I'm sorry I didnt see any comment like this
@moojesticcookie1456
@moojesticcookie1456 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin commenters after typing the obligatory “stolen”.
@Breakaway-ic5gj
@Breakaway-ic5gj 3 жыл бұрын
@@moojesticcookie1456 Agreed
@daysoffluff
@daysoffluff 3 жыл бұрын
Dane's music is unironically good and I can't wait for more of it every time
@squidslikeapples4177
@squidslikeapples4177 3 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way, but with Funke
@PoisonIvyGuy0999
@PoisonIvyGuy0999 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Dane I watch your video’s whenever I’m sad because your gameplay and other stuff just makes me happy
@ozymandiaskingofkings3484
@ozymandiaskingofkings3484 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the next Uncle Dane mix
@yall732
@yall732 3 жыл бұрын
you remind me of Gale from Breaking bad when they found his singing tape
@stopreadingthisnow9381
@stopreadingthisnow9381 3 жыл бұрын
Y'ALL Its funny because He wears the Heisienberg hat on Tf2
@justarandomdood
@justarandomdood 3 жыл бұрын
"Invite champion because I got carried" LMAO that one NR6s Season that he was on Froyo, that's some funny shit right there
@countingcards1208
@countingcards1208 3 жыл бұрын
Dane whispering about his dispenser while Habib and B4nny were shouting
@Joqver
@Joqver 3 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that nr6s video
@justarandomdood
@justarandomdood 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joqver stop waiting it will never happen because RGL is cringe
@Joqver
@Joqver 3 жыл бұрын
Just a Random Dood don’t talk about cringe you play highlander
@justarandomdood
@justarandomdood 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joqver VND player 🤮🤮🤮
@BrutalCowboy
@BrutalCowboy 3 жыл бұрын
1:09 Look at this pyro
@blast9136
@blast9136 3 жыл бұрын
This is cool man. Good Job!
@chenxing6157
@chenxing6157 3 жыл бұрын
who ever kicked uncle damn, don't get a golden pan.
@Marksnow234
@Marksnow234 3 жыл бұрын
XD
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