One kill with every engineer weapon in 12 minutes

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[@hazard8395]

That f2p engineer really wanted to upgrade everything. Fabricated out of nowhere to swing his wrench at a heavy-med combo

[@kevingriffith6011]

"Fine, if Valve won't update the heavy I'll do it myself!"

[@menacing_name]

Uncle Dane summoning 3000 unnamed F2P Engines to upgrade his buildings for him

[@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143]

uncle dane's playing starcraft while we're all just building sentries

[@charlsondemong4922]

When

[@CoolSs]

Got respect the hustle.

[@Peterscraps]

Engie ran out of problems to solve, so he made his own

[@Mr_Ferret]

Oh hi peter

[@justinwhite4995]

PETER! UPLOAD AGAIN DAMN IT I LOVE YOU!

[@HEX_17]

Oh damn it’s you hope you’re doing well

[@DenialRaven]

first world problems in a nutshell, ran out of actual, so made own

[@foof6498]

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9256 no

[@purplehaze2358]

Imagine if Valve finally got rid of that shield on the wrangler and replaced it with the ability to "beat people in the head with it" if you don't have a sentry up.

[@unknownh8859]

Yeah right they would in a million years when they haven’t even fixed the bot problem…

[@mollyOS420]

@@unknownh8859 "Imagine if"

[@fosatech]

"Imagine if Valve"

[@bluedreemurr9515]

What if engineer could make a chainsaw sentry?

[@NicosBasement]

damn bro you need to apply for valve

[@cheesuschrist6736]

Uncle Dane is the only engineer that can go beyond practical problems…

[@inspektor5560]

Words quoted from the lord himself

[@yigakong1187]

Start prayin, boy! Ah’m goin’ to solve some *IMPRACTICAL* /D I F F I C U L T I E S/

[@batofdestiny7801]

Impractical engineering

[@engineergaming6631]

I solve NO problems

[@Ken-gn1lh]

Engineer

[@Aelfraed26]

11:23 "How did I not even get an assist" The Heavy was being healed by a medic, and if I recall correctly medics healing the player that gets the kill have the highest assist priority in the game. They're pretty much assist stealers. Or maybe it was because that was no normal engineer, that was a strange engineer.

[@WednesdayMan]

assist priority. pretty sure medic healing has the top priority in the assists.

[@user34574]

No. The highest assist priority is given to whoever jarated the person killed. Edit: It used to be Stun, i.e. who hit the target with the sandman baseball or stunned by the huntsman taunt. But the baseball got nerfed in 2017 to give slow instead, and killing a dude that's in the middle of the huntsman taunt is a rare accurance so I'm not accounting that. So ye it's basically piss now.

[@WednesdayMan]

@@user34574 oh right debuffs have a higher priority than healing.

[@Aelfraed26]

@@user34574 Oh you're right, Jarate has a higher priority.

[@wiselychosenname2867]

Ty for explaining this shounic

[@ApexGale]

really impressive how you managed to murder that medic in cold blood with your PDA, uncle dane! didn't think it was possible but where there's a will there's clearly a way!

[@gilotyna815]

imagine if destroying buildings with Destruction PDA caused a small explosion that wasn't just cosmetic but dealt a little damage. imagine trying to get a kill with that.

[@ChumpstickCharlie]

@@gilotyna815 That could be cool considering team fortress classic dispensers did explode in a harmful way with increased damage based on how much metal was left in the dispenser

[@Satherian]

Uncle Dane explained the power of the PDA in another video: "The PDA is a building builder that builds buildings. You can use the PDA to build these buildings inside of buildings in TF2." Such power

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@ChumpstickCharlie the tfc shrapnel mechanic 😳😳

[@koopdawhoop.]

@@gilotyna815 Imagine being able to blast jump by doin' that

[@rainbowturtle]

I cant believe Uncle Dane forgot the Reserve Shooter, engie's most powerful shotgun that is totally in his primary slot

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Ok but imagine if Engy actually got the reserve shooter

[@unusualgoofball]

@@tangerinepaint3643 makes more sense than having it on pyro

[@alargeredlizard3003]

I wonder if that would actually be viable on Engis collection, and not... Garbage...

[@funnycatenjoyer2758]

@@unusualgoofball finally someone points it out the version of the RS that mini crit anyone off the ground was stupid and so was the old stunlock airblast but with the new airblast system that makes pyro combos actually take skill instead of the skilless series of inputs that was"1, mouse1, mouse2, 2, mouse1" so with the new airblast system why make it so the RS can't hit airblasted players it would be a decent sidegrade to the flare gun due to sacrificing long range damage for improving your abilities to counter solder/demo

[@angeloo_JJ]

Bro he forgot the Manmelter in Engie's secondary slot, I'm so mad about that

[@Fatmagic]

I will try to harness the power of the pomson. I think it has potential

[@tamaskasz986]

Thank you obese sorcery for going through all sorts of mental disorders to entertain your viewers!

[@loek416]

Bean

[@arandomredarmykomrade9529]

harness the power of the chubby laser scout, bean man. use the power of ant infested dirty shirts to guide you on your journey through the tortuous realm of shitty hit reg and friendly body blocks.

[@he3004]

Fatmagic Go to dustbowl Equip pomson Spam on very tiny chokes with no hope of projectile dodging Pray you get a random crit It deals about 200 damage

[@fredmeister]

I FUCKING LOVE BEANS!!!!

[@tiredengie]

This shows us that Uncle Dane is truly a master of combat engineering.

[@tartipouss]

I like how Dane's pompson only has 48 kills on it, despite the thousands of hours on the game and having thousands of kills on every other engi weapon It just show how bad this weapon is to kill people and how bad it feel to play with it edit: y'all need to seriously cope, the pompson is bad, stop denying it

[@QualityDoggo]

I was half expecting that to be 50% the video duration

[@CaptainApathetic]

Imagine going against an engineer with a Hale's Own Pompson

[@bmv0746]

@@CaptainApathetic Anyone who does that must really hate themself

[@1un4cy]

it used to be decent when it had penetration power, that's what it was originally designed for

[@dyslexicbatnam1350]

@@CaptainApathetic lmfao honestly I couldn't even be mad at that point

[@cerocero2817]

Watching a TF2 live commentary feels nostalgic.

[@rhino2248]

Makes me miss old Jerma

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@rhino2248 Before his fanbase’s humor turned into complete shit

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Caribou on the bingo card no questions asked

[@Atlas.Brooklyn]

@@Mystic-Midnight caribou and upward go together like a butter on a bagle

[@chrisdawson1776]

@@arandomcommenter412 🤓

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

great video, though i must say the part where you started screaming and brutally beating that medic to death with your Destruction PDA while everyone on both teams wept with horror as you were seemingly unable to die as you continued the beat the corpse long after death, squeezing out every organ and bone until it was nothing more than a pile of flesh was a little jarring. I didn’t even know the source engine could render ribs so realistically. tf2 really is the most fun you fan have online

[@johnsmiff8328]

Arguably this should include: 1) Melee kills with each wrench, on top of sentry and mini sentry. 2) A telefrag. 3) A wrangled lvl 3 sentry rocket kill and separately bullet kill.

[@ob2kenobi388]

4) One sentry kill with a Strange PDA, and one with stock

[@sadfaceemojioxlong8593]

5) An environmental kill from someone falling off a building you destroyed with the destruction pda

[@WednesdayMan]

Telefragging is too conditional, and depending on the knowledge players have this may be literally impossible due to players making a habit of not standing on your teleporter exit. as an Engineer player I make a habit of not standing on my teleporter exit because of telefragging.

[@irregularassassin6380]

@@WednesdayMan We have seen Uncle Dane do this, though, on command with the Eureka Effect. Would have been cool to hear his thought process as he times his teleportation assassinations.

[@he3004]

@@sadfaceemojioxlong8593 friendly hightower server and a dispenser suspiciously close to the cliff

[@mac6na6na26]

The fact that Uncle Dane managed to do this so quickly shows how much skill I will never achieve because I'm a Demo main and not an Engie main

[@senorgato4273]

Being a demo main means you haven't achieved skill in literally every other class lol

[@sadfaceemojioxlong8593]

Same man, feels bad

[@tappajaav]

@@senorgato4273 No that's reserved for pyros

[@coolguysupb6184]

@@tappajaav nah cuz at least pyro mains predict flares which brings in already the huntsman class into play

[@tappajaav]

@@coolguysupb6184 Nah they hold w

[@KaijuofSteel]

That Strange Engineer really went through the whole enemy line just to try and hit a Heavy and Medic combo with his wrench. Respect the grind.

[@birdroll]

1:23 also strange wrenches rank up with sentry kills, and not wrench kills. Though wrench kills are funnier.

[@cornocob7144]

Southern hospitality?

[@ChrisNahrgang]

Umm they count both..?

[@genzo454]

@@ChrisNahrgang "rank up with" ≠ "track"

[@Sam-bl8vj]

@@genzo454 twitter user

[@thefunny6015]

@@Sam-bl8vj twitter bird

[@AstridRuna]

Dear Uncle Dane. It brings joy to my heart, hearing you so bearded and jolly. I wish you all the best!

[@retrodoxl]

I remember I played a 2Fort match with an Engi who had the Pomson equipped. It was renamed "Direct Upgrade from Stock" and he was topscoring. Didn't rely on a sentry or anything. Just pure skill with the Pomson.

[@adamrais1234]

Respect to you man for still putting out TF2 content. I remembered watching the og’s Shibby2142, Jerma985, and STAR_ back in the day. This video really brings me back to the good old days

[@wen1985]

muselk 😔

[@ToxicAtom]

Is Jerma like, the only OG TF2ber that actually left the TF2 scene and got _more_ popular instead of less?

[@coffee0093]

This reminds me of a strange cosmetic item I have that has the description "Minigame: Get kills with weapons found around the battlefield" while running all stock, it's pretty fun too!

[@nike5772]

This truly is, how it feels *to play Engineer*

[@axelmationz]

Love this gameplay commentary! Hopefully, we'll get more of this in the future and possibly with a special host like *LazyPurple!*

[@poopyjoe7435]

Reminds me of the muselk days

[@Neymarinet]

What do you know that we dont

[@fotosintesis1514]

Todos los comentarios en resumen son "Buen video", "Excelente gameplay". Que tal si empiezan por variar un poco?

[@BakedPotato_1234]

this is the content i really miss, free form. what happens happens entertainment. missed you uncle dane

[@Lumberjane37]

I adored the editing and commentary for this, and that sound effect you chose for crossing something off the list is really satisfying! 😋

[@engineerbot6355]

Started playing engi as my main in 2018 after watching you. Its been one hell of a ride. Thanks for all the tips and entertainment too! You had signed one of my PDA's couple years ago too. Still have it. Thanks Dane

[@bigmanliam]

how do you sign a pda?

[@engineerbot6355]

@@bigmanliam Sent him my PDA and a gift wrap. He used to sign items for his patreon supporters, dont know if he does anymore. He wrapped it and sent it back. Now it says gifted by: what ever alias he's using at that time.

[@bigmanliam]

@@engineerbot6355 like irl? im confusion

[@engineerbot6355]

@@bigmanliam Imagine meeting Dane in real life. Wooo I wish. No i meant on steam lol.

[@bigmanliam]

@@engineerbot6355 ah i gotcha can u give me a free item

[@JustWaynedrew]

The Great Dane comes again, to show us his bane of his main, the uncle who mains, the man that gives pain.

[@Loafphy]

This is honestly a great idea for a video, and hopefully more creative content like this comes out

[@sa-db5ro]

Really good content. Glad to see this type of stuff in 2022

[@SM64002]

Engie Dane kills someone with the Pomson! 🤯

[@i8dacookies890]

I feel like the spirit of the Southern Hospitality should have compelled you to get an actual wrench kill for just that one time.

[@Funk0_]

Uncle Dane I love your creative intros now, it’s great keep it up!!!!

[@ecstasy-8957]

Uncle Dane is just so delicate with the engineer maneuvers. It feels so soft and heavenly when he plays engy

[@justvacuumingaround9309]

I love how he despises the pomson yet he has a collector's spelled one

[@onurhanguclu3333]

it was a good deal

[@Sprucelass]

I'd love to see more vids not specifically like this, but just vids of you playing the game with commentary, kinda like how Fatmagic does his vids. It's really insightful to me to watch people play classes I'm not as good at in regular settings and also I just really miss seeing videos from you in general.

[@egeparlak8004]

"And he was never heard of again" -Medic

[@demoman5864]

Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical liscense.

[@whalejgang7574]

Achievement Unlocked-From Texan to American (Kill everything with all of the weapons)

[@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s]

Isn’t Texas in the us?

[@hanging4176]

Epic engineer moment.

[@RUGER5264]

Noice! Also, thank you for your uncletopia servers!

[@moregon8272]

The different content is good to see. Keep up the good work!

[@ultra2424]

uncle dane more like uncle damn he’s kinda good at the video game team fortress 2

[@Yahiamice]

vine thud

[@staticsfs6823]

Look *Vine Boom Sound Effect* *Among Us drip*

[@SDT493]

When Uncle Dane uploads you know its going to be a video worth eating snacks to late at night.

[@salad544]

i like my little monthly batch of uncle dane :) cool editing style with the little paper text bubbles ! i havent seen that on youtube much its pretty cool

[@ForTheOmnissiah]

The final kill with all engineer weapons being a completely out of position engineer is poetic.

[@Unexpected987]

Engineer gaming

[@peegoblin8372]

Congrats on 700k !!

[@Johannesburgus]

Each time the frontier justice showed up on the screen with the vine boom sound effect, I just laughed so hard

[@True-man0124]

"This is like play every engineer weapon at Uncle Dane house." - Gex

[@Rankerquat]

Well Hey! If you're looking for an excuse to make a sequel to this video... 1. I'm _not_ convinced that a wrench kill counts unless it's a melee kill. Otherwise it's just a sentry kill. 2. I _could_ be convinced that the Engineer's guitar (as a taunt kill) and the teleporter (as a telefrag) both ought to count as weapons.

[@kuukeli]

thank you for the servers again... one of the best things that has happen on to this game for years imho

[@lazymansload520]

Good to see people posting videos like this. Gives me hope.

[@HowToMolly]

Kinda disappointed why UncleDane isn't participating in this #savetf2 movement...

[@nacl4988]

I dont think Soundsmith was either

[@Sora623898]

I understand why the wrench rule was put in place, but I would have preferred if you still at least tried to get actual wrench melee kills instead of getting all of them via sentries (which are debatably a separate weapon?). It was a good video either way though.

[@KayDragonn]

Good content, Dane, you should do more like it!

[@Snope111]

Thank you for reminding me to drink water and breath air would have forgotten it myself. Much love Elias

[@AutistRapper]

Hey Uncle Dane if you were in a rap battle who would you want to be your opponent? I think doing an Uncle Dane rap battle would be really cool...

[@theyeeting]

I think of Delfy in a rap battle with him. I do not know why, I just do.

[@pooooooool]

Cool vid

[@kingding9542]

You're first or something congratulations

[@TopicalHat]

Glad to see you are still making content

[@meatmeatmeatevenmoremeat3759]

This is truly a engineer gameplay challenge video

[@sensibledog09]

Getting a kill with the pomson,is harder than getting friends as a gamer

[@DegenWeb]

How’s he gonna get a kill with the wrangler? Smack them over the head with it or something? Edit: Oh

[@abrensss2]

Congrats on 700k man and now your soon gonna be the 2nd 1M TFtuber

[@papaspoon1550]

If he comes back where is he

[@AnnaSue81]

this was a cool thing, more content for us deprived goblins are always welcome

[@KroYT]

[@nayef205]

We need to find the man who took him and capture him and no one will ever be kidnapped again 👏

[@TeamSkillGaminGG]

UNCLE DANE WE NEED MORE TF2 VIDEOS

[@KingSaltine483]

The reminder at the beginning of the video to breathe air was really helpful, I could've passed out without it

[@TailcoatGames]

Finally played tf2 after years cause I just bought a 1400$ laptop and I’ve been playing on ur servers lol

[@dakotahernandez9511]

don't really get the rationale behind letting sentry kills count for wrench kills. couldn't you just sit in spawn and switch wrenches after each sentry kill? they all have their own attributes that make them different (even if only slightly) in combat and I think you're skipping out on most of the actual challenging part of this challenge. still entertaining tho

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Can't wait to see the Summoning Salt video on this speedrun category.

[@rediantopaionia]

Uncle Dane is the kind of Engineer to solve Beauty problems and Practical problems at the same time.

[@Memetastic]

These aren’t even practical problems anymore.

[@Coconut_Prrson]

The wrangler kill was so hard to get! I think it should get a buff in the future

[@drenivitvitskiji1395]

He got the pomson kill faster! They gotta nerf it

[@zombzto]

Keep it up! Your videos are GREAT!

[@cybercookie5344]

I see countless people in casual lobbies complain about my usage of the bison and no other weapons stating that its "too slow", "a joke weapon", and "a waste of a weapon slot". I call all those naysayers BABIES! I have spent 150 hours with the bison and I have come to realise the lies I have been taught and have thus atoned for the errors of my past ways. The bison's slow fire rate and projectile rate are perhaps one of the greatest features of this gift from the heavens, you see the slow fire rate and projectile rate give the wielders time to reflect on the philosophical and socio-ethical considerations that must be made when ending another Mann's life. This is further emphasised in its miniscule projectile range, as it makes the wielder consider the profession of the fellow Mann and who he must unfortunately take care of. The bison is also the most sustainable weapon as it is purely powered by the strength of the wielder, with every pump having weight and meaning unlike the other disposable ammo the less superior weapons use. THIS IS WHY THE BISON IS THE GREATEST WEAPOND THAT HAS BLESSED MANN-KIND! But unfortunately with such greatness comes CHEAP imitations that could NEVER live up to the greatness of the bison. One sick example that people try to relate the bison to is the COW MANGLER! IT IS A DISGRACE THAT THE COW MANGLER IS EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO THE BISON BY SOME PEOPLE! The cow mangler does not have philosophical or socio-ethical considerations, it lets out its load in one indiscriminating blast! Those who say the bison is bad need to get gud and train! Like I said, I have 150 hours with the bison solely and I have accumulated 15 kills! THAT IS 1 KILL EVERY 10 HOURS! TRY SEEING A MEDI-GUN DO THAT! Please my fellow Mann and womann, I beg for you to disown your current weaponds and take arms with the bison. I leave you with one piece of wise words that Sun Tzu once spoke: “There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard. There are not more than five primary colours, yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever been seen. There are not more than five cardinal tastes, yet combinations of them yield more flavours than can ever be tasted.”

[@loganoria6592]

Uncle Dane died

[@demoman5864]

NOOO!1!1!

[@jakekeskeys1138]

The Return of the King!

[@_Togeluga_]

This is what I want more of

[@klevmeister1g]

uncle dane forgets that the frontier justice exists for twelve minutes and eight seconds: the video

[@rem9010]

I was so concerned when u said The pomson was gonna be the last because I remembered the frontier justice Epic Video tho!

[@wubilicious4158]

The 'southern hospital' is my favorite engineer weapon

[@hobospidergaming9596]

Thank you for this upload O-wise one :)

[@NoBody1399]

An UncleDane video in 2022!? I'm so happy. I just got back to playing tf recently, this makes me happy.

[@nimfodder]

uncle dane is one of the few that carry tf2 for me in 2022

[@_Flame9029]

a chill, fun video.amazing.love it.

[@jonasharv8027]

I was so used to the montages this was nice

[@jackbob83]

4 months since his last video. That must mean he’s making another TF2 parody album

[@helton1812]

new tf2 speedrun category :D

[@lemo8986]

loved the PDA kill!

[@ProtoForte]

the entire build up was worth it for that ending lmao

[@unknownh8859]

Uncle Dane, please make a video talking about the bot problem - I know it’s an overdone subject but everyone else is talking about it and you - one of the biggest tf2 yts talking about it would probably be a big help in us trying to make valve get up and finally do something about it. Thanks.

[@microwave5939]

“Uncle dane! Your theme song is the frontier justice! How could you forget?!”

[@blungus]

The frontier justice dramatic irony was the best part

[@jimboberoonie]

i really really do wish with every single bit of my soul that on one video, while building the dispenser in the intro, a spy saps it and backstabs him, and then its just a bit of uncomfortable silence before the video starts. and the next video? nothing happens. Just uncle dane's normal intro.

[@arcanelore3791]

That actually would be extremely funny.

[@schmorgus4592]

i love that i'm able to recognize a couple western server regulars just through the kill feed

[@Sr.Cacodemon]

yo i just got back from a tf2 burnout time to rewatch every single one of uncle danes videos again

[@casadefren]

Your edits are the best

[@cerburius7510]

NEW UNCLE DANE UPLOAD! WOOOOOO

[@icicleditor]

I believe that "Will it Critz?" was also technically a challenge commentary vid, though not really challenging

[@zaiviorroiviaz5945]

Yay uncle Dane upload