Jerma Goes on AI-Generated Text Adventures

[@golden_winged8736]

Story timestamps: 0:00:36 - Lord Lleyo gets locked out of his house 0:08:11 - Nancy Drew calls mom for help 0:09:23 - Detective Drew accidentally shoots himself 0:18:53 - Dimyan throws a man down a well and becomes a wizard 0:26:03 - Wizard fights man in crowd, gets scammed by boulder 0:34:41 - Boulder kills wizard 0:39:12 - Dog attacks cat 0:44:25 - Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war 0:49:30 - Jerma sells out and streams Lord of the Rings while sleeping 0:55:43 - Father Michael starts a religion 1:02:25 - Father Michael replaces God 1:06:21 - Jerma's audience starts a riot and attacks his house 1:11:17 - Peasant tries to kill master

[@TheZeroAccount]

Golden_Winged 0:25:20 The all-powerful wizard dies by eating grasshoar

[@glumbortango7182]

The Table of Contents to this brimming novel

[@janesmith1840]

You are a god amongst men

[@notjums]

Thank you for all the effort you put into this

[@megaoof7184]

Thi is inprisioned in a cursed lop where thi can not get out of thi's house

[@DocZhong]

i love the idea of a doctor needing to amputate your hand so he does it one finger at a time for literally no reason

[@jacobp.2024]

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

[@concerningindividual]

"Don't worry man I'll just do it one part at a time so it's less painful"

[@miguelzavaleta1911]

call mom

[@humanitronix]

reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed- my mom asked why if i HAD to get them all removed at once.......

[@silentvoidx9267]

Performing knee surgery through your trachea.

[@kazitox]

"do you wanna go to prom with me?" "yes!" "congratulations" *hangs up*

[@enricohocho]

understandable have a good day.

[@Pigmedog]

me doing any social interaction

[@Nefare1781]

Task failed successfully

[@PoptartParasol]

That's a level of confidence I can only imagine having

[@giantotter319]

"refuses to elaborate further"

[@caltheuntitled8021]

This feels like a dream that’s lucid enough to control your own actions, but not lucid enough to control the setting around you

[@stereoraptor6940]

You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You rent a movie from Blockbuster. You

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.

[@TheMarg0r]

Yeah I actually remember having quite a few of those. Sometimes I can even rewind time or just skip back to an earlier point, but that's always been the extent of control over my environment in those dreams.

[@caltheuntitled8021]

TheMarg0r whenever I rewind time in a dream to try and see something I missed, the dream always plays out differently and it annoys me

[@TheMarg0r]

@@caltheuntitled8021 That's interesting, for me it's usually deterministic like in the Sands of Time games so things play out the same unless I change something.

[@its_miscu]

an old woman cursing him out, who he then kills and is carrying a letter apologizing for cursing him out, is like an avant garde comedy routine

[@casualbird7671]

I found that bit brilliant

[@corbin1157]

first time in a while I was actually in tears from the hilarity of the AI.

[@GibusWearingMann]

Reminds me of Dear Sister

[@anemoiia]

Gibus Wearing Mann exactly what I was going to say!

[@scyfrix]

Kill ALL the animals!

[@ls-rk6hw]

The "you choose to live" "you lived" part is so cinematic

[@fbispecialagentfrancisyork457]

I could absolutely see some surreal movie repeating “You choose to live” at the climax over and over again

[@nosyDetective]

Someone should overlap the audio with a sad song in the background so people can make emotional edits

[@Hitaru0111]

@@fbispecialagentfrancisyork457 For me, in my head I imagine like- When Drew shoot himself in the head his life actually ended. Instead of just surviving the shot what we all see is Drew's last moments after he shot himself in his head (That's why everything is so strange to us and nothing makes sense afterwards) and when the "You choose to live" option happens is where Drew finally died.

[@NovaTheVillageIdiot]

@@Hitaru0111 oddly.. understandable what

[@Hitaru0111]

@@NovaTheVillageIdiot Awwww, thank youuu! Hahaha! I was having so much fun writing that comment and seeing the video

[@GibusWearingMann]

I love how, in a fantasy setting, "call mom" is interpreted to mean "yell out to catch mom's attention", but in a modern setting is interpreted to mean "dial mom on my cell phone". It's honestly pretty clever behind all the stupid.

[@inverted_paradox4170]

Congrats you're a genius you idiot

[@Amoongusss]

@@inverted_paradox4170 why so rude?

[@inverted_paradox4170]

@@Amoongusss I'm calling the AI an idiot

[@konomi9205]

@@Amoongusss dude wtf is wrong with you that was so uncalled for

[@lennemo99]

the AI has some knowledge of the words and language used in stories/text of a certain theme so its really good at keeping everything "immersive" within that sense but it doesnt have any logic behind this (its basically a random text generator with no thinking) thats why its so cleverly stupid 😂

[@Ytero99]

Detective Drew didn't actually survive shooting himself. That entire story was nothing but a hallucination he saw as he was dying.

[@secretlyaslug2325]

The story was like some super experimental Japanese light novel.

[@pootislord3112]

That whole part reminded me of the last episode of neon genesis evangelion

[@argenteus8314]

The hole in the forehead even...

[@Heavysweating]

It's some Jacob's Ladder shit, would love to see someone adapt this to a short film

[@Ryu1ify]

That's exactly what I was going to say

[@ColonelFrosting]

This is like brute-forcing your way through a fever dream that you gained lucidity in.

[@NinjaBusCow]

Exactly! I agree!

[@pimpcatforthelols]

I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I. I. I. I. I.

[@steveharris2451]

@@pimpcatforthelols I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived. I awake. I stand up. I stand. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up.

[@roomba178]

@@steveharris2451 basically the dream starts crashing in on itself

[@kip9793]

@@steveharris2451 the fricking “i up”

[@mrmagunga2788]

I like how most of these end with Jerma desperately trying to kill himself

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

You choose to live.

[@ewanholmes4559]

"You refuse to tell the man to shoot himself, instead you say 'Im sorry' and 'thank you'. The man shoots himself" That is the best reverse phychology I think I've ever seen in my life.

[@quetzal8100]

only not liking this because you have a funny number

[@Watermelone-kx2zx]

SSSSSSSSSSUCKA!!!!

[@steveharris2451]

666.

[@hentaidude666]

Intimidation and Speech 100

[@flucoze9107]

timestamp @11:33

[@PeterG00000]

"Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war" is an amazing story, shame it ended prematurely.

[@Lakermelon]

Like waking up before the good part of a long dream

[@CIubDuck]

Trying to convince him the bombs had already gone off was fucking hilarious

[@expendableindigo9639]

It's funny because Michael was introduced telling him about the bombs.

[@nichl474]

@@expendableindigo9639 Look again, Samuel told Father Michael that they were in New Jerusalem

[@some_condiment]

​@@nichl474 what is this, Fallout?

[@jombsonjubilee273]

“What’s wrong with you? Are you gay?” -Old God

[@adamkurowski1934]

That line broke me, I just couldn't stop laughing for minutes

[@shitmultiverse1404]

Yes, whatcha gonna do about it, janitor? :)))

[@drewdrews69]

1:03:43

[@CeraphineLuna]

I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard.

[@Wyrm3]

@@CeraphineLuna vampire hunters or something

[@Necron1999]

Strong, dumb, tsundere boulder is the best character.

[@onelividguardsman5681]

"I'll sell you the treasure for 10 million dollars." "Ok I'll give *7 million dollars* tomorrow at the bank."

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Almost instantaneously killing his wizard friend? Total chad move

[@janesmith1840]

@@Whatsuppbuddies I'd let him get my rocks off

[@GaboTV1]

himbo boulder

[@TheVengefulEagle]

Himboulder

[@welcomefire]

The ending of detective drew actually sounds like legit nightmare fuel for someone in a coma. You're still thinking rationally, but the world around you ceases to make sense, and all your attempts to wake yourself up just move through dreams within dreams.

[@katzea.a7880]

Kinda reminded me of some David Lynch stuff and the pacing of the first Hotline Miami

[@izperehoda]

This is actually quite similar to the plot of a game called "signalis"

[@taistelusammakko5088]

Thats what i feel when i dream

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Actually this is a perfect copy of a movie a book and a cereal brand that did this plot 500 times already so errr yeah I'm kinda of a bad ace, kinda don't fuck with me ok?

[@cherrycola6736]

Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war straight up sounds like a fallout sidequest

[@sergeantnerfsalot2784]

“STOP SCREAMING, OLD MAN JOHNSON!” “WAHHH!”

[@FloofMother]

That would be like super dark too, because it would have to be set right after the war, so he’d be suffering from radiation poisoning

[@thetrunkmonkey6151]

​@@sergeantnerfsalot2784*explodes into gibs*

[@-Mopo]

Or, alternatively, father Michael is a ghoul and still lives his life as if nothing is wrong hundreds of years after the war

[@shaeisgae8952]

Leader of a ghoul cult that doesn't believe the bombs ever actually fell and that the us government is going to come back and save them, then it leads into a storyline of some enclave remnants or something

[@Vegas242]

56:56 Did he just do the "Jesus multiplies limited food and drink so everyone has enough to eat" miracle but only so he could get absolutely hammered

[@magron8029]

it's funny but at the same time it feels like a fuckin family guy cutaway gag

[@BlehhhXP]

@@magron8029 family guy is literally what it says is always on tv

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Jesus also very famously did use that to get everybody hammered, though

[@FSEThompson]

Father Michael is the funniest character in a while, I wanna see him in Jerma Rumble giving holy smackdowns to everyone who doesn't believe the bombs havent exploded yet

[@Skeletonizer1200]

Friedrich Sarah E. Thompson janitor God tho. That was gold.

[@felight5700]

@@Skeletonizer1200 They can be a tag team

[@stereoraptor6940]

Idk, the boulder is pretty high tier. Also the rogue who shoots his stranger best friend in the head and is told to kill all the animals in the forest and then drinks a potion to become a powerful wizard and then proceeds to LAY WASTE to an ENTIRE CITY and kills ALL THE REBELS after they win and enjoys the spoils of war.

[@radioaktiv7841]

@@stereoraptor6940 Oh, and eat grasshoar.

[@adamkurowski1934]

Father Michael is a nuclear war denialist in the Fallout universe.

[@MilesEasler]

I love how as soon as he tries to challenge god the program breaks like god himself is trying to stop him.

[@boxmeister3059]

He was too powerful

[@conspiracypanda1200]

The 9:23 story is kind of amazing; it honestly reads kinda silly at first and slowly devolves into dream-within-a-dream surrealism and nigh unsettling repetitive madness dealing with cellphones, death and regrets. It's like the shot to the head at the beggining caused the protagonist to get caught in a quickly degrading memory loop featuring this "Dawn" lady he once knew. If I was gonna interpret it, it would go like this: First, while tracking his Mom's killer through a forest, the protag accidentally shoots himself in the head and astral projects at the beggining of his dream. Seeing his own head wound he seeks medical attention, but in reality his body remains unconcious in the forest. After visiting the "hospital", the protagonist returns to the forest and reminisces over his dead mom and his desire for revenge. The encounter with the criminal results in a kidnapping, a struggle and a victory. Having achieved his revenge his mind turns to memories of his youth, causing his dream to de-age him (he notices he is no longer bald). Immediately after satiating his desire to avenge his long dead mother the prominent figure of Dawn enters the scene, someone who once saved the protagonist, presumably by being there for him after the death of his mother. Meeting her again now is like a confirmation of his recent achievement, as in his desire for revenge he had left the memory of Dawn behind. He thanks her for being there for him despite his selfish drives leading him away from her. She is there to congratulate him with her presence, after all. Unfortunately, he knows that Dawn did something awful in the waking reality, leading to her eventual arrest. Regardless, he can't help but remember the good times they had together in their youth; their comfortable relationship, how she helped him academically, the prom they went to together, those tender moments... But eventually it becomes too much. His memories are confused and twisting in on themselves. On some level he realises that his body is bleeding out from a headwound in that forest - and on top of that his mother's killer is still out there. Upon realising his revenge wasnt real, tge protagonist tries to escape the dream. He needs to wake up but he can't. Nothing is working; the dream is breaking down and "Dawn" is tempting him to stay in his unconscious delusions; just bleed out and relive the good, comforting times with her. He panics, he tries to kill himself just to wake up, but the dream keeps twisting in on him; repeating, repeating, repeating. Finally, when the -program- dream breaks down, the main character finally wakes up in the forest, still with his his head trauma from the beggining -- only to get shot by the criminal he was chasing and die anyway, this time without having his revenge or a Dawn to comfort him.

[@Alyrael]

That's actually super depressing, holy shit.

[@uruburus5203]

@Russian Bot exactly my thoughts

[@QwErTy-cw6fh]

You could make a really good movie with this premise.

[@totallyrealcia]

Archoona boo

[@fwuffy_cloud]

What if Dawn killed his mother.

[@muddykips]

1:00:33 the way the music builds up as the miracle is performed, climaxing at "levitate the church" is pure gold

[@eminentfire8464]

The whole last bit of that story was amazing.

[@mellowmelly9258]

The god is dead. You are not. The god is dead

[@stagdragon3978]

the god you don't"this is a"ItYou aretoYour fireAImage(TherebyThe is not'GtheSIn(From[Theis

[@mornmorn4367]

@@mellowmelly9258 the god is dead. The god is dead. The god is dead

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

The doctor never removed the bullet, this is Jacob's Ladder

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

TurboSpaceKitten he actually went into a coma the second he was shot, the rest of the stories are his imagination

[@dudeletsplay4792]

Same idea

[@thedumbdog1964]

Drew’s story was actually good, the madness is unique, it’s like a tree of life sort of thing jumping to everywhere at once

[@keatonbash2217]

Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a

[@somedude1331]

there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape

[@zetanone7211]

And that’s all I wrote

[@seasons1745]

@@keatonbash2217 you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake you can’t wake

[@reeceulf]

Oh my goodness the Dawn arc is serious creepy pasta material

[@bobobsen]

^ edgy kid spotted

[@buttkingsley1403]

throw communists out of helicopters I think they be referring to your username

[@buttkingsley1403]

throw communists out of helicopters it is to pinkos

[@asperRader]

I enjoyed the rather cosmic-horrory feel of the Michael Father Ascension arc myself, what with the first attempt at a miracle failing, with the God pushing back and giving him a heart attack, and the second one being a less direct attempt that allowed him to reach and kill the being. Those repetitions and disjointed sentences really represented well how it would feel to kill God, what a maddening feat that would be.

[@Jackenack]

Dawn looks down at you. She smiles. She puts her fingers to her lips and gives a wink. You smile. You smile. You smile. You smile. You smile

[@adamkurowski1934]

The chat getting aggressive, calling Jerma a liar and a thief and trying to burn his house is tbh a 100% realistic representation of his chat.

[@3slimy5me]

you know, i really like jerma, and i think he's a really funny and entertaining guy, but i tuned into one of his streams recently, and he was completely nude and streaming one of the lord of the rings films. i don't know why he would do this, or why he isn't banned yet. someone should really get on that.

[@Jhon47807]

Yeah I think I saw that too and wasn't he asleep too?

[@dinonatorful]

How big

[@masterchef1174]

Source? I refuse to join what could easily become yet another Cancel bandwagon without seeing this myself.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

MasterChef117 i hate to spoil the fun but uh, issa joke my dude.

[@mothslug4387]

can we confirm that he is in fact 12 inches with this information

[@lumps17]

What I love is that the moment the AI tries to describe God, it immediately crashes and burns into unintelligible mixtures of words and symbols.

[@lukaluukaa]

that is God

[@mattersofdarkness2674]

The Detective Drew section is fucked. A man loses the love of his life, develops cancer, and then his reality begins to fall apart around him as the disease progresses and he starts hallucinating his girlfriend is with him again in denial. Then he tries to kill himself, but can’t, since his whole life as he perceives it is nothing but the dreams of a dying man in a hospital. haha funmy stream :))

[@CoolGuy-yk9kd]

You choose to live.

[@overtimeseed]

You chose to live

[@Logan-tz1ry]

You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

You lived. You lived. You lived. *You lived you lived you lived you lived you lived--* (seriously, this is some House of Leaves type shit)

[@Stak0]

Arrest Dawn.

[@spot67833]

"You hear a gunshot behind you" "You turn around and see that you have shot yourself in the head" This had absolutely out of control for like 10 minutes

[@misteryA555]

GO TO THE HOSPITAL

[@soupcangaming662]

@@misteryA555 you chose to live

[@greasey8695]

The fact that Jerma didn't have to kill all the forest animals, having shot the woman already, is a tragedy on par with Romeo and Juliet.

[@mareksicinski3726]

but he gained powers after killing them, that ws the point no?

[@greasey8695]

Marek Siciński No, it was to prevent her from killing him, it's in the letter.

[@mareksicinski3726]

@@greasey8695 or for him to get his power

[@godlyvex5543]

@@mareksicinski3726 his power of not getting murdered by the old lady

[@typo1030]

the ai breaking in detective drew added so much emotion into the story; it sounded hella existential when it happened

[@MaximumOffense]

All of these stories were shockingly coherent for AI Dungeon. Also, it was really freaky how some of the later stories started making references to the earlier stories without input to do so.

[@Siegberg91]

IT is all connected in truth the doctor is expermenting with your mind.

[@chuckjackson9472]

idk they might be fake ? cause ive never seen anyone actually get a readable story like father micheals before

[@catcactus1234]

Chuck Jackson He literally streamed this entire session. Not sure how he would be able to fake it unless he played a pre-recorded video, which is impossible since he was using chat’s input and ideas throughout the session. Sometimes simple input results in a coherent story (the story was almost entirely dialogue based and kept referring to the same things, so it stayed consistent.)

[@inspectorjavert9868]

Did anyone else notice that father Michael painted the first story about the wizard.

[@ashethedestroyer5114]

@@chuckjackson9472 they’re definitely not fake

[@jonskillings1258]

1:08:06 The fact that he doesn't hesitate at all before he comes up with "go to the library to stream" implies he's thought of this scenario before and he really would go to the library to stream

[@sonyPlaytation]

I hate that this dumb game can make me attached to randomly generated stories. The one about Father Michael floating his church into heaven and killing god was great.

[@irisidem6580]

Pixar's UP 2

[@AuDHDarling]

Sounds like the plot of a Tower of Babel anime

[@scriptos9698]

That story was so cool, best of them all easily

[@rubenthekid]

Sounds like HaNL song

[@Ingestedbanjo]

I really need to see that sequence animated. It looked amazing when I imagined it in my head.

[@Fate.s-End]

Finally caught a Jerma stream. He streamed Lord of the Rings naked for 12 hours straight and fell asleep live on stream. Great entertainer he is.

[@Chubby_Lemon]

quality. he's a top lad

[@asperRader]

I enjoyed the rather cosmic-horrory feel of the Michael Father Ascension arc, what with the first attempt at a miracle failing, with the God pushing back and giving him a heart attack, and the second one being a less direct attempt that allowed him to reach and kill the being. Those repetitions and disjointed sentences really represented well how it would feel to kill God, what a maddening feat that would be.

[@tokisugar]

The music helps a lot.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Not gonna lie, that arc inspired me a cosmic horror themed story around religion.

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[@TheGreatestWorldFox]

How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[@MatheusSantos-xp5lb]

@@AssistantCoreAQI Get in robot Father Michael

[@connerlee8890]

For me the highlight of this story is summed up in one sentence. “Dumber than a rock, LITERALLY SCAMMED by a rock”

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Rogue tries to scam five million gold from a man. Gives the man five million good.

[@cyan7244]

"You call Dawn's cell phone" *"You look at the maclunkey"*

[@knox1392]

You look at the maclanky and wonder how delicious it would be if you eat it raw.

[@Aluminum.K]

You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked

[@Gamebuster21]

You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled.

[@OwenUtleyTRO]

>boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[@Adachie11]

You eat grasshoar

[@Sputnik_Man]

49:51 Accurate definition of a Jerma joke

[@jocker6271]

Sus!

[@cmonmabase]

Ronald "Father Michael" "TheRealJBumBum" McDonald from the town of McDonough

[@NikolasoGames]

This story could sell well..

[@yeokonma]

#therealjaboo

[@beetlequeen1732]

I just want to congratulate the AI for fucking *nailing* jerma’s speech pattern when it wrote that advertisement tweet

[@nintenx1235]

“Don’t kill me I can pay!” Woman “Hahaha No, you won’t. But you might still be able to save your own life!” Windows: task failed successfully

[@headflap7569]

POV: You're slowly breaking down from dementia as Dawn sits by your hospital bed recounting stories from times long past

[@JM-ir6xq]

I can't believe Jerma went to prison and then asked for money to leave it, ON STREAM

[@jacobswift1512]

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm converted."

[@thecwd8919]

-man who was recently introduced to hard drugs

[@toaster9922]

this game is like a dream. anything can happen and nobody questions it.

[@midenarithmos9200]

You embrace it

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

You embrace it

[@IliRIS-kn2rd]

You embrace it

[@ANLATCHNOON]

You embrace it

[@TheHeavyModd]

It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream.

[@baxterrhodes7542]

Man from Nuro scams a rogue out of 5 million. Rogue proceeds to brutally kill people and forest animals alike until he becomes a powerful wizard and destroys and conquers the kingdom of Nuro. He nearly drowns in a boat later. He proceeds to have a merry adventure with a boulder after washing ashore. The boulder scams him but he eventually convinces the Boulder to give him 7 million dollars. The boulder says he will pay him the next morning. The rogue now wizard goes to the bank. The boulder awakes after realizing he killed the wizard who gave him sentience by rolling on him. The spirit of the wizard says it wasn't his fault. The boulder arrives to realize the wizard has already put himself into the ATM and is now able to withdraw 7 million souls. He watches Garfield. After this he speaks with the man who scammed him in the beginning, who does not recognize him. He meets a woman, gives her a million souls and despite his many atrocities he goes to heaven.

[@D3V1LH34D]

That's actually quite a great story, tbh.

[@SyndicateOperative]

The best part is the woman is one of the people that was destroyed by his lightning bolt that destroyed Nuro.

[@STNGR4Y]

This is a fantastic story

[@onelividguardsman5681]

I can't believe Jerma kicked and killed a cat and out of guilt slit his wrists live on stream.

[@lewiscain-mcaliece1805]

Oh, this controversy is a joke right.

[@Gabriel-lh9xy]

Wait is that a thing?

[@swift5384]

@@lewiscain-mcaliece1805 its from this video

[@Mwdlaw90sgamingchannel]

Then slept with his sister

[@ultimatepvzlordps4806]

Hentai Lord *Wait a minute, this isn’t Alabama.*

[@deconyus3412]

Creepy how the souls in the soul bank could correlate to previous killings (guy thrown down well, Mary being a victim when Nuro was lightning bolted)

[@alanz4819]

It just turns into a boulder dating sim at 32:40 lmao

[@TheGenericVideoGamer]

Love the part where Jerma somehow talks to a boulder and RECRUITS IT.

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

And then gets scammed by that same boulder!

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

"You also notice that you're no longer bald" is so funny to me It comes out of absolutely nowhere, baldness is never mentioned once in the entire story before or after it

[@Dinjur]

"You look down and see a hole in your forehead".... I'm sorry what?

[@tsmooties]

2nd POV life

[@Estra_Estra]

A bit late, but hey, it could've been like, a mirror...

[@Aundaay]

I mean they were at a bridge so.. Water reflection? Closest thing to an explanation I could come up with

[@SirNarax]

Man: "I want to thank you for saving me from the orcs" Wizard: "It was nothing" The man walks away and the wizard fucking roasts him with a lightning bolt.

[@sharksuperiority9736]

Nancy drew got intense Also the fact that it interpreted “Enjoy thirty years in prison bitch” As an action is amazing My favourite part of this is that there is a continuity

[@GippyHappy]

I think I figured out the story of Drew the Detective. Drew is pursuing a criminal, the man who killed his mother. He has finally found him and followed him into the woods. He hears a noise behind him and turns, he gets shot in the head but miraculously survives. He goes to the hospital and has a year long recovery. He later goes back to the forest and gets revenge on the criminal who shot him by torturing and killing him. He feels free, having avenged the death of his mother. But he slowly starts to notice things aren't right- he used to be bald but suddenly he has hair, he doesn't remember putting on the suit he is wearing, the pictures on the wall have changed. One day at the station, he finds his old Highschool girlfriend, Dawn, sitting on his desk. Seeing her brings up a lot of old memories. He reminisces on how Dawn saved his life once when they were kids. He calls Dawn's mom (who is also named Dawn) to catch up and tells her about how he avenged his own mother's death. Dawn and Drew go to Burger King to catch up. She finally tells him why she came to see him after all these years. She's in deep with the law and she wants Drew to help her get out of trouble. But Drew can't afford an investigation on him, his job means to much, plus he just tortured a man to death. He denies her request. Dawn says that if she is going to jail, she wants him to be the one to arrest her. She says she wants a head start and to meet her at her apartment when he's ready. He goes to her. They start to reminisce on the time they went to prom together and how they were in love. They decide to spend the night together before he has to take her to jail. When he wakes up the next morning, he handcuffs her to a chair and breaks her phone, he tells her he is going to turn himself in and take credit for all her crimes so she can be free. When he gets to the station she is already there, and has been arrested. _"How could she have gotten here before me?"_ He calls Dawn. She answers. _"But...I destroyed her phone..."_ He tries again to destroys her phone. He calls her. She answers. _"This isn't right. None of this is right..."_ As Dawn is taken to jail he says to her, "Enjoy your 30 years in prison". He doesn't know why he said that. That night he is trying to sleep but is wracked with guilt. Everything seems wrong. Suddenly, he awakes in a hospital bed. It was all a dream. The nurse stands at the end of the bed. "You're going to die soon. You're brain cancer is terminal. You can choose to die or you can choose to live." "I...I choose to live" says Drew. "You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live." The words echo over and over again in his mind. The world goes dark. "I lived!" He screams into the void. "You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived" the void echoes back. Suddenly he is in a white room with nothing but a table and chairs. At the end of the table, the last chair swivels around and the man in it points a gun at him. He recognizes that man. The man shoots him. Drew wakes up. He stands. He is disoriented. He tries to call Dawn. She answers. There's no one on the other line. Drew wakes up. He goes to the door and opens it. It's Dawn. She is looking down at him. He is confused. Dawn puts a finger to her lips and winks. He smiles, he is still confused but he trusts her. They spend some time together. Dawn cares for him. But Drew knows something is wrong, everything is just slightly off. He is trapped. He tries to drink drain cleaner to kill himself so he can be free. Nothing. He jumps from the window. Nothing. He rushes into traffic. As the bright lights of the oncoming car approach Drew wakes up. He's in the same place. Dawn is at the door. This loops several times until finally he realizes: He can't choose to live. This is all there is. He has to choose to die. Drew is thrust back into his body, back in the woods where he pursued the criminal. He hears a noise behind him, he gets shot. He dies. The End.

[@naiknaik8812]

Donny darko type shit

[@MM-vs2et]

What about the gnome in the corner?

[@GippyHappy]

@@MM-vs2et Just your average everyday gnome in the corner

[@ironwraith852]

Damn, that’s fucked up. Seems like some sort of weird movie.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

this is actually really well written tho damn

[@beafraid5467]

God the old woman telling him to kill all the animals in the nearest forest was so random it fucking killed me

[@dudeman3606]

AI dungeon 2 is really funny a lot of the time but sometimes it railroads you so hard you cant do anything for 33 thousand years to finally be able to do stuff for the first time. "Thirty six years after that, you finally reach the age of thirty three thousand. You are tired of living in misery and decide to kill yourself by jumping off a bridge. Unfortunately, you do not land on your feet and instead end up breaking both legs and almost killing yourself as well." this quote was repeated around 20 times

[@PointsofData]

Vinny had an issue where the text went super nihilistic and dark and anything he tried to do to lighten it up just got twisted "eat dorit" "You eat a Doritos because what else are you going to do you pathetic miserably nothing person" "AI Dungeon are you ok"

[@asmer3302]

It depends on which one you're using. Ironically, Official ones are less stable than the Collab ones

[@ashura9699]

maclanky

[@haiperbus]

The onofficial one o found on 4chan lets you configure how abstract and chaotic it is

[@carto4028]

Its gotten so much better recently

[@valbuns]

"That will be $10 million dollars." "Thanks! I'll give you $7 million."

[@Nickong67]

A better dream simulator than LSD: Dream Emulator.

[@Anafyral666]

Why does this make me think about the time I dreamt I ate tide pods

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

+Anaf that wasn't a dream

[@NikolasoGames]

That's a tough one..

[@king_duck4628]

bro that whole detective drew sequence sounds like the perfect plot for a realllly trippy movie that subverts all expectations and leaves a ton for the audience to figure out themselves using disconnected plotlines, flashbacks and timeskips, as well as the occasional parallel universe plotpoint

[@logans.7932]

So instead of saying “hello” when he calls his friend Dawn, Drew just says “do you remember me?”

[@tsmooties]

Drew is Ash

[@molybdenumrose]

Ominous

[@ErdrickHero]

"You enter the house and knock on the door. A young woman opens the door." ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ＬＡＧＧＩＮ'

[@TheWheatless]

Father Michael’s story of starting a new religion is the best story I’ve ever heard

[@Lucifersfursona]

The impossible dereality camera angles are so charming I love that it has dream logic cinematography

[@AuroraIceFlame]

“Hey what happened” “I fell off a cliff and broke my neck!” “Oh, okay.” LOL

[@RG-ht8tx]

Nothing brightens up the mood like a 1+ hour Jerma edit.

[@SpockLover27]

'Passive aggressive boulder' is still so funny to me.

[@ChuckShnozwell]

I’m very much surprised jerma didn’t get a ‘like a champ’ situation during this stream

[@TweakCityGeekers]

But Vinny has a certain way of writing that make stuff like that just happen. Jerma just gets scammed by boulders.

[@Shevlander]

_Maclunky_

[@derpdee63]

The AI really tried for it too with that “You run home and tell your sister that you love her” bit

[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

Yeah, when potential “champ” moments happen to Vinny he lets it happen, when it happens to Jerma he drags the story away with every fiber of will he has

[@mareksicinski3726]

@@MSF_Soldier_Alligator no he does not you are rly misrepresenting this

[@glowvxn]

i put this on to go to sleep like it’s an unhinged audio book

[@calibricalypso]

Literally same actually, lmao

[@bobbm1]

I really like how the closer jerma gets to God the more reality distorts and the languages of man become more incomprehensible.

[@NaoyaToudou]

"You eat grasshoar?????" God jerma's pure confusion made me laugh so hard

[@motherkuu]

“it shattered beautifully” is the best reference i’ve ever heard

[@quickfeather]

12:16 THE CHRONICLES OF DAWN AND HER INCONCEIVABLE PHONES HAS ME DEAD

[@zolays]

i was actually in tears

[@stefanm.734]

20:03 For anyone wondering how the AI messed that up, even the most advanced AI cannot recognize pronoun statements yet. When you give a phrase like, "He hands me" the AI is essentially guessing who gives who what.

[@aturchomicz821]

D:

[@lamarepository248]

Looking back at this in 2023 is a treat

[@1pieceisdareasoniliv]

There's a point in the Detective Drew story, I think it's after jerma goes to prison for 30 years, where things get just kind of terrifying. It's great, it's really like a decent into an increasingly wrong world.

[@jackofastora8962]

Drew’s story sounds like a horror book where the main character is going insane

[@mr.maccaman2]

“dig down 5 blocks” *Kidnaps a little girl* “keep digging down until you find obsidion”

[@jaggelion4301]

"I am your Father AND your Uncle"

[@CaptainParallax]

33:10 who would've thought that the truck punchline could insert itself into this

[@medjed24]

Detective Drew experiences a Silent Hill-esque psychosexual nightmare and dies

[@clayhamric4428]

May Father Michael bless this channel for these amazing edits

[@dfghj241]

if only we knew father michael's true identity!

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

"You tell her that you are her father and uncle." Yep, he's playing a noble alright! Dawn is 110% a Nokia user.

[@Blarglesnarfe]

I goddamn LOVE that you shoot the woman for calling you a liar and a thief, and on her body is a note apologizing for it. Fucking hysterical.

[@shooby9496]

Actually comedic gold.

[@VillainKinnie]

for the past few weeks ive been putting this on to fall asleep every night, including right now. goodnight gamers. ive also been having horrible nightmares but thats besides the point

[@jonahbrown5669]

WAKEY WAKEY

[@VillainKinnie]

@@jonahbrown5669*[snort]* you dare disturb my slumber *[vine boom]* *[reverb fart]*

[@cking4869]

I once did a game of AI Dungeon where I basically got myself out of the story. It was so surreal. I basically ended up becoming a spectator, watching my previous character interact with everyone else. As you can imagine, the story didn’t really progress, but it was so interesting.

[@kingofcrap4414]

I did a game of AI Dungeon where I somehow ended up getting into a conversation with the narrator.

[@randomstuffprod.]

AI dungeon is literally more creative than most human writers

[@TehDanny]

The things God says around 1:03:30 made me laugh more than I've done in a long time. I really needed that lol

[@amoney1421]

This is singlehandedly the funniest fucking thing I've ever listened to in my life. I've been laughing so hard im crying for the past 40 minutes, especially at the father Michael part

[@voltekka47]

16:06 when the VN protagonist has a mental breakdown

[@Calcifer4422]

IT SHATTERED BEAUTIFULLY

[@mrwheatthins2413]

the bathroom, okay.

[@SynAstra]

"Ooh, I can feel the souls of all those who died today flowing through me" is some Shang Tsung level villain talk.

[@aila6814]

some guy walks into the bar your at, wcreams about how hes jesus christ. you and the other patrons give him money, he throws it at the wall. then he gets so drunk on wine he passes out.

[@editingdude122]

I miss how unhinged old AI was

[@strife312]

Should've stopped there

[@MechanicGopher]

The dialog devolving into nonsense before repeating “The God is dead” over and over again is low key terrifying

[@Kavukamari]

"you do X, you also get a lot of hate from the audience" i mean it's pretty accurate

[@safs4929]

The Dawn Arc is creepily romantic in a way. The AI is trying so hard to make Jerma love Dawn and only talk about her, but he just hates her. Maybe the AI IS Dawn herself. Dawn herself was quite fond of Jerma, always behaving so sweetly around him. It's REALLY creepy yet romantic in a fucked up way.

[@tobubiify]

I love how the words became broken apart when father Michael starts to confronts god

[@rybread9574]

this video could’ve been less racist and less racist. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant.

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

Wow dude you're sounding like a real 21st century schizoid man right now

[@darknessml6145]

@@MeMeMcsplosion Jesus I fucking hate how I know that reference

[@rossanderson4156]

@@darknessml6145 no 1 man should have all that POWWWAAA

[@Takimeko]

That's very interesting. That's very interesting. That's interesting. That's very interesting. That's very interesting. That's very interesting.

You drink some soy milk. You drink some soy milk. You drink some soy milk. You drink some soy milk. You drink some soy milk. *You drink some soy milk.*

[@Frizy313]

Personal note: 57:27 - Hans Zimmer's "Aurora" music track starts playing.

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

This feels like a dream where you try to do something but it never works, and you wake up exhausted

[@Bowman01PMC]

The story of Dimyan actually sounds like some kind of myth or a cautionary tale against hubris. He (in some iterations of the myth) drowns due to his own greed, or (in others) chokes to death on Grasshoar