Golf Tournament Prep! - Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 7 #42

Today we get the final preparations for the big Hermitcraft Golf Tournament, and then we finally fix that darn wrong side of the bed contraption...
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Season 7, Episode 42.
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[@someoneonyoutube7698]

“Ah, I’ve gone cute!”

[@raptorfae.6645]

Bold of you to assume zed wasn't already cute.

[@james_crawford]

The intro was pretty funny ngl

[@ultimate_pleb]

@@raptorfae.6645 he's not cute even as a plush i don't understand why people think just because its a plush it's cute

[@annamartina1000]

I LOVE THAT MINECRAFT GOLF

[@Nephelangelo]

How can you gone if you never arrived?

[@RumorHasHadIt]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Zed, who is a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[@Scanlaid]

You know what they say. Eating 55 thousand spiders a day keeps the statisticians away

[@fergushebbert817]

Well, they eat them during sleep

[@moonybamboony]

I wish I didn't understand this reference

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

@@fergushebbert817 No

[@justcallmeness]

Temporal Scout 41 report: I attempted to make contact with the alternative reality Zedaph, thinking him a cleverly disguised Zedaph from another timeline. He was unresponsive to verbal and kinesthetic cues. He seems inanimate, but quite soft. A disembodied hand appeared and removed him. Looks like a being from a separate dimensional plane had simply snatched him away. I wish you well, little otherZed. It's good to see the golf course getting some upgrades. I remember observing a partial match and wondering at the enjoyment people get from hitting a ball into a hole. I look forward to this "Tournament." Perhaps there will be single combat if there's a draw at the end...it's been ages since I've observed a gladatorial match.

[@captaincaption]

You're amazing.

[@Kenoboi_42]

This stuff is amazing keep doing this please

[@svetlanakelly9600]

I’ve been reading your comment on every video and it makes my day! Please continue doing this! ☺️

[@bobthebox2993]

I really appreciate you taking your time to write these comments. Keep it up!

[@rookhousestudios3686]

Write for scp please

[@TheEccentricMage]

Congrats on being the first KZbinr I've ever bought actual merch from. You broke my 11 year streak. Totally worth it. IT'S SO FRICKIN CUTE

[@wolfspy22]

Cookies

[@Luxo108]

@@wolfspy22 yes *cookies*

[@forza2pizzayt]

@@wolfspy22 *CoOkIeS*

[@wolfspy22]

@@forza2pizzayt cookies

[@thatpersonsmusic]

@@wolfspy22 cookies!

[@darkoakleaves3300]

Zed: I made and unstealable door! Grian: And I took that.

[@derrickstorm6976]

Personally

[@shunnedtomcat]

I've ordered my Zed Plushie. Just waiting patiently by the front door for it now. Don't worry, I've got snacks. That driving range looks properly professional too. It's a mini-game in its own right.

[@piratecake]

I love the golf ball vending machine! The plushie is so cute, can't wait to get it

[@messynessie4417]

The vending machine is genius

[@Fleta_Maughner]

I expect a hand of Zed holding Zed when the plushie arives

[@naterscoll3276]

"Like-a so like-a so" "pokey hole" He is turning into Keralis!

[@derrickstorm6976]

*shivers*

[@Max_Matrix]

Cant wait for zedaph to say spank you

[@aghasttoad6916]

Zedaph's door swallows, on average, 8 spiders per year

[@normalhedgehog9296]

You forgot that it gets taken ever other day by a piece of grain

[@izthistle6196]

@@normalhedgehog9296 does that make Grian the face stealer now

[@lizziebethh]

@@normalhedgehog9296 who is this grain character

[@normalhedgehog9296]

@@izthistle6196 yes he has already stolen the face of bdubs, a chicken,pesky bird and many more

[@rob1016ny]

“Because my face isn’t odd and that’s a fact” I am almost convinced as much as he tried to himself. Lol. That’s was great man.

[@mA-nd1xr]

I was JUST thinking: "Hey, why do I feel like Zedaph hasn't uploaded in a while" The funny thing is that it almost seems that I like you so much that my brain developed a system that tells me when you will upload without having to keep track of the days lmao. Hope you're having a great day, reader 💖

[@colinwomack5934]

i have that with grian

[@ChiefArug]

I am having a great day! Thank you!

[@SmerkyRandomised]

Same here! I was wondering last night, then went to my phone and saw the video (then i was sad because i couldn't watch until this morning)

[@Xeema4869]

I have that with grian and bdubs!

[@lettuce4466]

A neat possible idea could be a fake nether portal closer to the hub, but instead of going through the portal it shoots you over to the other one with slime blocks and such

[@donotperceiveme6198]

Everyone is sleeping on this idea it's the funniest thing

[@miakota11]

Doors, floors and more! Can't wait to get my Zed Plushie!

[@LisaMiza]

Your intros never seize to entertain me, Zed

[@Nephelangelo]

The Zedaph plushie is the definition of "Shut up and take my money."

[@thepaleking9483]

You gotta admit the hand makes it look so much better.

[@alyssiasmith9207]

That Strider making noise in the background had me questioning my sanity for a minute there.

[@Lyarrah]

Your plush definitely wins the cuteness awards, and competes with Keralis on the reveal awards XD

[@idiotically-everything]

One thing I love about Zedaph's videos is the intro. Most youtubers don't have those anymore and it's nostalgic

[@stormistorm3889]

0:13 I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me

[@lightningspark1813]

No it’s adorable

[@SoraNokanto]

@@lightningspark1813 Sorry, but a T-posing anyone coming at you is quite scary, even in plushie form

[@mishirish]

I'm going to need a Stridaph plushie too, you know, so I can keep him on the wrong side of my bed as well.

[@messynessie4417]

Yay for plushies! I may have, quite accidentally, ordered more than one. Can't wait for golf!

[@b.ryanbushman6700]

So did you get 2 or 58?

[@wythmish758]

“We cannot even see their faces they’re so smooched up” wasn’t something I was excepting to hear today

[@bugmancx]

Congrats on the Plushie! Mine's already on order!! :P

[@raihanphilip7375]

That was probably one of the best intros I've seen in my life ngl....

[@explodingcabage19]

Would those plushies build random contraptions in my room ?

[@ChiefArug]

Sorry, Zedplush has decided that your oven is now jump powered. Have Fun!

[@dhruvahegde567]

Zedaph is so underrated.

[@bethanyspriggs]

Oh my gosh seeing the Zedaph strider peeking out between the walls was so funny 🤣 😂

[@brassychassy]

I LOVE how you used the plush in the beginning haha! >: D So darn CUTE! I just ordered my very OWN mini Zedaph! I look forward to waking up in the middle of the night to find the wise-guy trying to make contraptions out of random stuff lol! I will already have my: "You know plush Zed......I really don't know WHERE in the world you'd find redstone out here in the real world. Sorry my dude....how about scotch tape and glue?" I look forward to hearing him sigh quite often...and be using up my writing pads to make up designs for all the contraptions he yearns to litter my place WITH! ; D Btw...WHO stole your front "face" door? And LOVE the golf dispenser! And the Golf play too!

[@maebee9164]

Grian probably stole the door. He has a history with that kind of thing, lol.

[@Jonnyeth]

Zedaph always has the best intros.

[@thatpersonsmusic]

If I wasn’t so cheap, I’d be buying one instantly, I’ve never been more tempted before in my life

[@sicksid3534]

I already ordered 2 plushies :) One for me and one for my 2yo nephew, I'm sure he's gonna be thrilled!

[@dijonmayo3348]

Have you considered using FIshing Poles for a putter? For when the balls land too close to the hole and then they just bounce back and forth (sorta like what happened to False last time)

[@justcallmeness]

Was considered, but rejected

[@SynthfactoryCH]

I hope none of those plushies are going to suffer the same way that elephant did (yes, I'm still not over that brutal dismemberment; also gouging out the eyes of the vacuum is something that I'm not going to forget that swiftly).

[@kevinvermeer9011]

Check out Zed's Twitch! Or second channel, but I'm not sure if those VODs were uploaded. Synth is referencing (spoiling!) the recent It Takes Two streams he did with Dot.

[@lauraruizesparza4654]

This man has taken the “get up on the wrong side of the bed” to another level

[@AlethaPrime]

Ah Zed, you ol' softie! Can't wait for the plush to arrive! I can't wait for the Mini Golf Grand Open! Hopefully everyone dresses for the occasion. And one day Mojang won't break all of your perfectly functioning contraptions, but well done foiling their attempt this time!

[@danners4302]

Got to love the intro 😂

[@julianperez1420]

ZED !! I have a solution for the cowtipult! You can use a bunch of entity crammed boats. This way you don’t have to have a bunch of Grain killing cows and it doesn’t take as much time.

[@areannahvulpes4594]

Red is Lava, Zed. Possibly a Nether Ruin to the North ^ ~

[@thekiwiclan]

the editing effort is amazing

[@messynessie4417]

Best editor on Hermitcraft.

[@JarateHunter]

This is it This is my favorite intro that Zed's made so far

[@BrownR87]

As a newish subscriber, that unexpected Zedstrider startled and unsettled me. But now I love it. And thank you for ordering a plush from the same company as most other hermits, my random Iskall plush looks weird next to all the others...

[@gufuv5633]

The caged Zed Strider is very disturbing. I love it!

[@zerofox641]

Another Hermit Plush to add to the ever growing collection

[@pickled9127]

“They are smooching their faces off” -Zedaph 2021

[@zachnun7145]

Anyone else think Zed's redstone tutorials are more accessible and easy to understand than most

[@sidtrooper]

The intro is gold

[@JustaRegularYoutubeChannel]

The intro though... Love it! The Zed plush is too cute!

[@rubenhasan1367]

That is one of the most adorable plushies I've ever seen

[@kieranbanfield3477]

Soon zed really will be watching us

[@cozdod019]

The intro is the cutest and funniest thing I've ever seen!!

[@ashton7742]

I think the hand gives it some charm

[@Michael-cf4tv]

I'm definitely ordering one when I get the funds, It looks so adorable and a great addition to my desk, a little zed plushie to support me through random and wacky contraption building

[@robdrawsthings4314]

I wish they’d have all said a year ago that they were all doing plushies but Zed is the plush I want. And Wels

[@messynessie4417]

He had to wait until he had 200k subs. The Base swap really helped!

[@andiemac0]

I loved the plushy doing the intro head bob thing. That made my entire day :)

[@trueeyeplays3076]

Keralis: Yeey new voodoo doll

[@pillse]

WE NEED A ENTIRE EPISODE OF THE ZLUSH!!!

[@hugogomez9228]

the hand made it a thousand times better

[@mandyroo3375]

Zed, I just love your energy and your production of your videos, I feel like you could produce content on pbs...teaching science in a fun way!

[@batbrain55]

Don't forget. You can make Diorite by combining Quartz and cobble, and then make Andesite by mixing Diorite and cobble.

[@georgesaunders62]

The Zedaph strider hiding in the corner is kinda creepy lol...

[@Ombby]

I ALWAYS adore your intros, but I wasn't expecting the theme song part! Your sense of humor is incredible! XD

[@genshark8790]

I bought it this morning before the video even came up, I saw it on the website! I'm so excited for my little Zed!

[@bytezero3818]

"it's quite time consuming" from the guy who build a slow but awesome redstone elevator for a 5 block height difference

[@miniciominiciominicio]

I'm so happy you fixed the wrong side of the bed! And I can't wait for the Golf Tournament!!

[@wortelllll]

Zed:"And when we don't want it to changes, it changes" Then it changed Forget scar, zed is the real wizard

[@chloemarie91]

Omgggggg I’m so excited MakeShip accepted you’re a legitimately big enough creator for a plush!!! Congrats Zedaph!

[@orangepizzaparty688]

Best promo ever-

[@ChiefArug]

Im just imagining zed walking along trying to hold all four of maps and continously dropping them.

[@Nephelangelo]

This intro has strong 3D Homer Simpson vibes.

[@notagoat281]

So fun fact: it's _not_ actually a 50/50 chance which item gets picked in the bed contraption because it's not actually a _chance._ Random number generators, despite their name, are not random, they actually rely on algorithms that are specifically designed to _appear_ random to the human brain, but in theory you _could_ predict it if you had the algorithm.

[@exnihil13]

God, those strider noises in the background. I kept thinking it was like a mini version of the freaking Grudge ghost. Scaring me.

[@raehell.]

thanks for teaching me use a note Block as door opener ! on my switch its a pain to hit a little Button to open a Mettal door for me =)

[@frostynebula5972]

Plushies purchased!! So excited!!

[@LiliannEnder]

He turned into a marketable plushie too?! I'm getting scared

[@crivsmum4820]

I'm so glad you mended the bed and look forward to the "golf stream"

[@Pablobw]

Oh wow.... That cauldron system is really cool!

[@SmerkyRandomised]

Awh, what an intro! I have too many plushies already, but another one may join their ranks. And i already watch all the livestreams from KZbin or from twitch VODs, but this live golf tournament is making me want a twich account even more so i can chat with all of you!

[@messynessie4417]

do it! They're free accounts. Someone may even gift you a subscription! People are very kind in his community

[@ThatOneGungan]

i loved that intro

[@Screaming_Monk]

From the future to say what a fantastic opening. Brilliant as always sir!

[@emilyswensonbeby9934]

I got an add for actual golf. That was pretty darn funny.

[@burridi]

Already ordered mine yesterday, i didnt even see any announcement i just saw the makeship page XD

[@Loifey]

I genuinely wish I had the money to buy a plushie and it’s the first time, so credits for that

[@ayushjindal123]

Finally Zedaphs vid waited long but worth it 😀😀😀

[@darrenflips7346]

The intro was so wholesome

[@pesegolsson]

Andesite isn't that cheap... Erhm, zed you know you can craft andesite right!?! 😀

[@justcallmeness]

That's a recipe everyone forgets

[@HALberdier17]

@@justcallmeness I remember it because andesite is one of my favorite blocks. It is just one cobblestone and one diorite for two andesite.

[@messynessie4417]

@@HALberdier17 it's a great way to use up the bird poop :)

[@dead_channel_lol]

Best way to introduce merch

[@jwest6058]

How can anybody not like Zed? he is the funniest person I know.

[@akaicedtea6236]

"Everyone has an elytra" poor tfc

[@dakotajones7655]

That intro made me smile

[@kovacsa3011]

I love that intro sooooo much

[@DarrienEvatt]

Thank you for the plushie gonnna have it in my case of famous plushies

[@LaurenT3G]

My goodness, that plushie is adorable---

[@ruchikhera7013]

I just can't wait to get a hand on that plushie

[@eririan_]

Do you only have one hand?

[@ruchikhera7013]

@@eririan_ haha so funny oh my god I can't stop laughing 😑😑

[@alfredomeister9817]

nice golf machine

[@abcdtemp]

The intro alone made my my day

[@GloveSlapnz]

Oooo if you put a pressure plate on top of the note block you could just walk on top of it to activate the note block that sends a signal to open the door.

[@lorelaid8036]

not even halfway through the intro and I'm already about to implode from :D

[@jakeyyt7945]

Just in time for the masters! Rooting for Rose for the late prince, but would love to see Matsuyama win!