Valentine's Day When You're Gay | Good Children: S3E24: 100 First Dates

[@katie2123]

i’m obsessed with the fact that their date LARP is literally just like the archival footage of joe directing andrew and playing pretend

[@Stevezcheeze]

Its been a year and i am still sitting in the wawa parking lot on my lunch breaks watching you guys. Some things never change

[@GoodChildrenPod]

get a cheese stuffed preztel for me pls

[@giulianaherrera7775]

Andrew’s laugh cures all my sadness 🫶🏽😌

[@PinkSilkSuit]

Oh you’re still purring 💁🏻‍♀️

[@PhilipWisner]

The Hallmark Store being possessed by an English teacher is the most accurate description 🤣

[@ashleymachado1043]

“These wide honkers couldn’t fit in those lanes” is my new favorite quote

[@katesimpson3638]

LMFAO NOOO THE IBS QUESTION WAS ME 😭 thank y’all so much for your input ❤ Loving you

[@coencox7138]

I don’t understand why no one is wifing Andrew up, he deserves the man of his dreams 😢

[@tryxoso2015]

They’re probably scared of him

[@Iggysluckytonite]

Omg yes I agree!

[@nickmejia7]

never noticed how andrew is the type of person to look u directly in the eyes while he’s driving

[@hailiebaker6923]

I’m so excited to binge this podcast after just discovering it. I’m obsesseddddd

[@jaredleemease]

Love will come. When I was in my 30’s, I had a friend who found the love of her life after retirement. She never lowered her expectations or crossed her own boundaries and after decades of being single, she met the love of her life. And as for myself, she is an huge inspiration in my life that one day I will find the love of my life. Everyone deserves a good life and the best that love has to offer. 🏜🕺🏻🐕🏖

[@lyndafaller207]

the people pleaser to abusive villain origin story had me loling 😂 "We're not WATCHING House"

[@leslierea4399]

LOL. "the house"

[@SB-ny8fw]

Andrews literally so fucking funny and quick with it lol the last ten mins of this are so funny I keep rewinding

[@URone2]

"There is a lot of four letter words". Dead af. Love this podcast.

[@URone2]

If I lived by you Andrew. This bear would take your cute little twink thick thigh's self out. You fine frfr. Also deserved to be treated like royalty

[@Nyforever728]

“A bridge too far” - Joe H.

[@tallrobb]

Valentines LARP: at the grocery and wine request, an inclusive statement: “ how about we shop together and come up with something fabulous to make, and of course booze it up too babe.” at that point if he says yes, go for it, if he says “nah” go for the wine, head home and enjoy it with a box of chocolates! Trust me me, it’ll be satisfying to walk away and feel the power of that choice. 😁👍🏻❤️🇨🇦

[@phoenixtears25]

Time is money and I’ve lost both 😂

[@bongripfish]

“Oh you’re still purring”

[@Eddgy91]

All I want is to take Andrew on a nice valentines dateeeee

[@tryxoso2015]

As a gay man who doesn't have any gay friends this feels nice

[@caitthompson9272]

Joe…respectfully 👀🔥🔥 lookin especially gorg this episode

[@Iggysluckytonite]

Omg I died at the love Simon comment 😂 we love a light read!

[@ixfindxhope]

The edgy cards that made me look over my shoulder while browsing 😂

[@LGJBJD]

You guys I do my homework and I've shared this with a gay. And I just wanna say every time I get to the STUNNING harmony at the end of every episode you know I'm just moving that little red dot right back to the beginning to listen all over again. I'd say only on the fourth or fifth listen of an episode can I say I've really processed everything that demanded to be processed.

[@LGJBJD]

also this podcast pairs beautifully well with mushrooms

[@LGJBJD]

also I'll be in your dms shortly to talk CC creams for Mama Joe

[@estherlopez7809]

LFGGGG!! Im so jealous of that Webkinz Valentine’s Day frog

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️♥️♥️

[@mattfcarson]

industry workers swooping in on bad dates are the heroes we (i) need.

[@delylahdavies1]

You both are on a damn roll 😭 5 mins in and i’m the mayor of ijbolville! happy valentines guys and all the good children 🩷

[@stephedwards876]

This date is traumatizing me 43:49

[@megz7899love]

joe using successful by ariana grande as a spell is too real

[@Thorn99855]

Boys, I love the both of you. You're so much fun. Not blowing smoke. I am really enjoying these videos. Why not say it?

[@meganburr1079]

Can yall please do a full episode of improv with viewer prompts for your different scenes? Yall are hilarious when you do them!!!! (50:12)

[@casonmb]

27:50 when the suspenseful music starts and Andrew starts telling the story sent me to mars 💀

[@dylenrobertsj3417]

“TV trays” lol 💀

[@ianpimental2770]

Validated by how I feel like I’ve been seeing more dog poop on the streets in NY. I’m a dog owner and I hate it so much. Dogs poop several times a day, so one bad owner can really do some damage on their block.

[@Malibubobby]

I feel Andrew’s pain. I had to get off the apps and just start meeting people irl. I feel like it’s easier to connect and feel out the vibe without wasting too much time on small talk that doesn’t lead anywhere. But the mock date definitely gave me flashbacks to the date I had with my ex last valentines day. I’ll set the scene. After hours of going back and forth about whether or not we were going to have a date night, he decided we could. So I come across town - 45 min drive after work, picked up dinner, grabbed him some crumbl cookies because they were his fave. I get there and he says, “can you wait in the lobby. I am gonna shower and I will be down in 10” 30 mins later he comes down, let’s me up stairs in a pug shirt and basket ball shorts. We start to eat and he just throws on a drag race rerun because he didn’t want to rent a movie. Then we got into a fight about something dumb and went to bed. It was lovely. This was most nights we hungout. Went on for 6-7 months. Then he ghosted me the day before my bday and text me 4 weeks later saying, “sorry I haven’t gotten back to you. Been busy. I think we would be better as friends”😂 Idk why I went on with it for that long. Maybe I just wanted it to work. RIP

[@wilmerlopez9003]

Here to prove that gay top men do watch your pod! Big fan bbs 🤞🏽

[@GoodChildrenPod]

breaking barriers every day!!!!!

[@URone2]

Absolutely!

[@donaldauguston9740]

The Hokey Pokey is a dance. It had lyrics that included "...and that's what it's all about". It never made sense but it rhymed. DA

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

When you’re gay, Valentine’s Day is Anna Howard Shaw Day, because you’re binging 30 Rock five fingers deep into a bottle of Captain Morgan.

[@katabrams5566]

joe role playing andrew’s shitty boyfriend was personally triggering 😭

[@rexytomatoogirl]

yessss omggg when my mom would go to cvs to get stuff I would look at the funny fun cardssss

[@TheBee87bee]

You both are funny and truthful, enjoying myself immensely ❤!

[@venusworship]

Celebrating this Valentine’s being horrifically head over heels in love with my straight friend!!! Love is love!!!! 😍

[@carolinecummings2445]

the donut bite was so special

[@1995cthomas]

I got my tonsils removed in 5th grade and was never able to roll my r’s again!! It sucks!

[@sar7560]

Macaroni grill is my favorite restaurant of ALLLLLLLLL timeee holy fuck i need it now

[@dietcrack.]

wow the lorde riff at the end turned out to be my favorite part

[@julesrulzok]

When u guys said “casual” I was like omg just like Chappell Roan….and then you started singing the song….I died

[@dudley8671]

*I couldn't stop watching💜💕the two of you!* New Subscriber: I wanted to stop watching (I've stuff🤷🏼‍♂️to do) but you guys are funny & enjoyable to watch!

[@Dctosd]

A Bridge Too Far is a movie and book about a famous WW Ii battle in northeastern Holland (Remagen, I think). There's a veterans cemetery for the fallen Allies nearby.

[@bangtansmandu3536]

As a 25 year old woman I also love a good build a bear .. in fact I just got a cinnamoroll build a bear recently and it was the best present I’ve received. Brought a tear to my eye.

[@kp-mp8tm]

Being gay, birthday on Valentine’s Day, someone who hates attention and single. That day is the worst day

[@madelynmathews3493]

For me the webkinz Valentine’s Day edition frog would change my life if I could get my hands on one. Hallmark had a monopoly on Valentine’s Day plushies that I’ve never heard anyone talk about until today

[@cullenshaver106]

The roleplay is just further traumatizing andrew😭😭

[@scottyclevenstine9937]

You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around… that’s what it’s all about ~Todd smith

[@elissahansen-arend3368]

not picking up your dogs shit should be a class A felony

[@GoodChildrenPod]

agreed!!!!

[@oliviakay98]

doubling down on the peanie butt at the end

[@GoodOlAllisonHarvard]

You were in Australia and I didn’t even know OMG!!!… _#GoodChildrenTakeOnAustraliaTourWHEN__?!?!?_ 😖😭😫😤😵‍💫😵😮‍💨🥴🫠🤔🙌🏾🦘🧍🏽‍♀️👯‍♀️✨

[@rollerTatworld]

sing it w me GoOoOoOoOd ChillLLLdreeeeNNN

[@GoodChildrenPod]

🎤🎤🎤

[@Thorn99855]

Oh shit. Now I realize I need to own a plunger.

[@rickymartinez110]

Date at 41:01

[@shelbygaskin8468]

I say a bridge too far all the time!! Pretty sure it’s a WWII reference but I learned it from 30 rock sue me

[@GoodChildrenPod]

oh i definitely learned it from 30 rock i'm sure

[@clothestotheedge]

I’ve never had a valentine- and now that im in a relationship (for the first time ever!), I still won’t because he’s in the middle of the desert training for the next three weeks haha (he’s a marine)

[@HuiXingMusic]

I love Dom7

[@mjivory410]

Keep your eyes on the __the new ""profession?"" of Urban Dog Walkers(in leash-packs)__😮😒😬🤨😚

[@vinnypelle]

what are each of your signs? :)

[@GoodChildrenPod]

i'm a leo and andrew's a taurus!

[@brookeguy5547]

Please make sure that someone does pass on the message to Ross! I ship it but as a fellow Aussie I know that we don't really celebrate Valentine's Day that much / take it too seriously so I want to make sure he's aware that a soft toy is needed

[@Gayoinion]

Joe looking fine

[@Emma-qi4zu]

bring Jessie on as a guest please

[@TheJonvazgar]

we having a black history month episode ?

[@madelynfennewald8068]

and what if I sent you a bidet and what if it changed your lives what then

[@HyneBlack]

It’s cute of you to assume all the 💩 is from dogs

[@kayleysmith2941]

are we sure they aren't in love with each other. on the lowest key. like joe's bf is kinda andrew coded

[@paolasolorzano787]

don’t ask me how many times I rewatched the “some other think” look between yall as you looked into each others eyes and heard those words escape from Andrew’s little pouty precious little twink mouth

[@Thatskinnyguy-s]

I finally did it! I listened to all of good children and caught back up to present day. Started listening since your collab with Sloppy Seconds about 4 months ago.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

omg thank you so much for joining us on the journey!!!!

[@SB-ny8fw]

Andrew totally does need to stand up for himself more. Genuinely, that date exercise was really interesting and such a good lesson in the psychology behind those types of relationships. Unfortunately, when you let people do things you don't want them to, they'll only continue to push the limits. Andrew attracts these types with this behavior AND even the ones that may not have been like that in the first place will probably turn out to be like that because they are given such freedom. It's a very common trope and interestingly I've noticed it in many of my gay twink-y friends. Kind of comes down to low self worth/high anxiety IMO. Something I've definitely dealt with as well, but gets better as I get older/recognize the patterns. Think about it -- if you were in a relationship with someone who let you do whatever you wanted and didn't value their own desires enough to speak up about them, why wouldn't you continue to do what you wanted? You'd probably do what you wanted and then lose interest in them because simply put, people without opinions are boring. Remember, people like being pushed. They respect when others stand up for what they're passionate about. Ideally you'd meet someone who'd be kind enough to see through these things and be a kind and considerate person from the start -- but you have to realize that not everyone can understand what goes on in your head... how you operate, the life you've lived, the personality you have. People comment that they love Andrew because they KNOW Andrew, these people going on dates with him don't get a chance to know him. We do because he doesn't hold back because there isn't room for contemplation and censorship, he knows the audience appreciates him because they wouldn't watch if they didn't (and of course because he's comfortable with Joe as well).

[@jwow814]

dating suxxxxxxxxxxx - I even try to look cute and helpless in trader joes hoping to meet someone in real life..nothing. I wish people werent so reliant on the apps :/

[@morganp4249]

I work at a hallmark store….i feel seen 🫶